Where are the most beautiful seasons

No problem Smecta. "

"Where is the language, Smecta?"

"It's a bit difficult Smecta.

Hahahaha...

They sang in unison, and the atmosphere was relaxed and happy, and Wu Xie's nervousness disappeared.

What a lovely child, the most important thing is to do well in class, everything else is just floating clouds, Smecta!

In less than half an hour, Wu Xie not only became friends with the students, but also got to know the names of many students. After walking around the multi-purpose hall, Wu Xie was so popular, especially when he spoke quickly and ruthlessly. A few questions were given to the students who came over with this as an excuse.

When the bell was about to ring, and Wu Xie walked onto the podium quickly, there were still many students who did not believe that this "Long-legged Ouba from an alien" was really a teacher, until he briefly introduced himself and introduced the teaching, and turned around. After writing the four characters "Circle and Equation" on the blackboard in thin, tall and straight gold, the students gradually calmed down and entered the state of learning.

With his kind and friendly teaching style, humorous and wise language, chic and beautiful blackboard writing, simple and easy-to-understand guidance, easy-to-use quotations, and passionate and full-hearted devotion, Wu Xie conquered the world with his powerful mathematical thinking, vivid explanations and unique personal charm. All the students and... the judges... maybe most of them. .

Maybe it is not calm and sophisticated enough, not rigorous enough, but it is enough to attract students' interest, enough to make students unforgettable, the most important thing is that it leads the whole class to enter and linger in the mysterious and profound world of numbers and graphics.

Isn't this enough for a class, for a course?

It's one thing to learn well and not to learn well, but it's another thing to like learning or not.

Perhaps, love or not love is only a matter of one thought, but it can determine and change a lot.

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and Wu Xie threw the chalk in his hand into the chalk box. The time was just right, and there was not too much to finish, and there was not much more.

Seeing that the students were still sitting neatly, Wu Xie smiled: "get out of class is over."

"Ah!" The students yelled as if waking up from a dream, slapping the table and chairs, "We still need to respond in class!"

"Ok?"

Wu Xie was so engrossed in class that he forgot that there was such a thing, but such a big reaction is a bit too exaggerated, or is it that the class response has become so popular these days?

"That's right!" Wu Xie yelled at the judges sitting behind the students, "How long do I have?"

A kind "auntie" replied: "Two 10 minutes."

"Then which classmate will draw a lottery for me?" Wu Xie saw that the students were eager to try, and knew that there was no need to do it by themselves.

me me me me me...

It was too late to say it, but Wu Xie's voice didn't finish. The two boys closest to "Aunt Kindness" in the last row had already started to act. One of them rushed over and picked up the lottery box and hugged it in his arms. The other put his hand in directly, and took out a lot!

This is not the most excessive, the most excessive is that they actually opened the notes one by one - pick the questions they like and are interested in.

Hello!This is foul!

The jury...the one...the one...the kind aunt, don't you care?

But the kind aunt and the uncles and aunts behind him were all looking at the students who crowded up, and the smiles on the corners of their mouths looked like conspiracy no matter how they looked.

oh!Wu Xie had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly realized: I have seen all the weird gym farces, and this little thing about me is still a big deal!

You are all awesome!

Wu Xie was full of helplessness, feeling that he was a bit like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered. In order not to look so stupid, Wu Xie decided not to wait on the podium. He walked to the door and washed his hands in the basin before turning around. When I came back——

The group of monkeys pampered by Tathagata finally reached an agreement.

"Report to Teacher Wu, Zhang Xiaoyang didn't pay attention to the lecture in class."

"I do not have!"

"Why not! You write love letters in class!"

"I do not have!"

"I saw it all."

"I do not have!"

"You wrote it."

"I do not have!"

"Then what did you just write? Pfft..." The child laughed.

"I don't have... Puff..." Zhang Xiaoyan card repeater also laughed, and then suddenly realized, quickly picked up the props homework book and "read" solemnly, "Dear Wang Xiaoya... just look at it and write it down." I haven't figured out how to express this sentence..."

The girl in the front row quickly stood up and read according to the note in her hand: "Mr. Wu, the class contingency topic you drew is: During class, I found a student writing a love letter, and then I was asked how to confess my love to someone I like."

Is this what I got?

Wu Xie raised his forehead, the teachers and students in the provincial middle school really love to act!Does a classroom contingency need to be a sitcom?

But it's okay!

It's not about condoms, it's not about being confessed by students, and it's not about the underworld.

But this question...

How courageous is this to dare to join the teacher's army when he is caught by the teacher?

"Then... Zhang Xiaoyan's classmate, if the teacher found out that you wrote the love letter, would you dare to ask the teacher about this?" Wu Xie actually had no idea, so he could only delay time pretending to be calm.

"If... if it were you... I dare..." Zhang Xiaoyang said shyly.

"Why! Do I look more like a bosom sister?" Wu Xie continued to delay.

"No, no, no..." Wang Xiaomian scratched his head and whispered, "You are like our friend."

our friends!

With just these five words, Wu Xie's blood surged up!

friend!

If there are 99 steps in the road of education, then when you are not regarded as an enemy by students but as a friend, you will have completed the first [-] steps, because only when they trust you can they put down their defenses and arms, and put their hearts and souls together. Leave it to you to lead!

But these two words are the trust that can only be gained by how much care, tolerance, and self-cultivation. What's more, there is an attributive "we" in front of these two words!

Wu Xie bowed her head in silence, with a solemn expression, frightening a girl in the front row, she handed over a pack of tissues tremblingly: "Wu...Mr. Wu...Wu...Wu...Ouba...you are angry ?”

Wu Xie suddenly came back to his senses, took the tissue handed over by the girl, and thanked with a smile: "Thank you, Smecta."

Seeing that Teacher Wu was not angry, the atmosphere that had just frozen became active again.

Wu Xie raised her hand to "Aunt Kindly" and said, "Is it okay to count down the clock for 10 minutes from now?"

Auntie "Cixiang" raised her hand and looked at her watch, then nodded.

Wu Xie walked to the podium and threw the paper towels for wiping hands into the trash can next to the basin, then stood facing the classmates, with his face turned at a 45-degree angle to the right, his jaw slightly raised, and one hand hanging on the seam of his straight suit trousers. Putting one hand in his trouser pocket, the hem of his straight suit was folded a little by his wrist, which not only perfectly showed his fit and slender figure, but also a very handsome and stylish gesture. Sure enough, Wu Xie said: "Confession If you grow up like me, you only need to be handsome."

The students were taken aback for a moment, and then unexpectedly applauded collectively.

"Of course, if you graduated from Yale Law School with a bachelor's degree and a 20-year-old graduate student from Stanford Business School, and you are good-looking, then you don't have to play tricks on being handsome, you just need to pretend to be cool and inscrutable, just like this... "Speaking, Wu Xie made a gesture of invitation to the seat where Zhang Qiling was sitting, "...the principal of our No. [-] Middle School."

The students turned their heads in unison to visit Xueba.

Zhang Qiling cooperated with Wu Xie to complete the cool and unpredictable outfit to the end, and nodded to the flashing lights expressionlessly.

"But students, you need to know that appearance does increase the chance of a successful confession, but it is by no means the decisive factor. Courage is a must if you want to succeed. If you are a man, just rush over and tell him..." Wu Xiexin said Isn't it better to act, I will also, when I close my eyes, when I open them again, my eyes are full of affection, looking at a corner in the back row, "You are the only one I have been looking for in the vast crowd. Soul mate. If you get it, I am lucky; if you don’t, I don’t believe in fate.”

Wow……

The students were completely overwhelmed by this domineering adaptation.

"Come on, which classmate knows the source of this sentence?"

"Xu Zhimo! Xu Zhimo! Xu Zhimo!"

"Domineering! Teacher Wu is mighty!"

"Look, learning Chinese well is also very important, right..." Wu Xie smiled, then unbuttoned his suit, took off his suit jacket, pulled out the hem of his shirt from his suit pants in one go, and continued amidst the surprised expressions of the students, "If you feel that such words are a bit hard to say, and you happen to have a little bit of expertise, we can also express our confession with actions, such as...jumping..." Wu Xie didn't stop his movements, and loosened his tie until On his chest, he unbuttoned a button at the neckline, rolled up his sleeves to his elbows, and shouted amidst the cheers, "Which classmate has a baseball cap to borrow?"

"I have!"

"I have!"

Several baseball caps flew up.

Wu Xie caught them one by one, chose one of them and put it on his head, coughed lightly twice, and activated his body——

This room is Mengmei falling in love with the fairy in the painting, and the other room is Liniang dying for love.But honey, I am crazy for you, I change for you, let me love you deeply, far and classically...

After a rhythmic rap, it was the climax of the song, and Wu Xie's dance also showed the most exciting part——

Falling flowers on the edge of plum blossoms are like snow, who is pity

By the willows, the wind blows in suspense, life and death follow one's wishes

The millennium of waiting tastes bitter and bitter, the two resent

On the Peony Pavilion, I am nostalgic for days and years without stopping

Don't stop, don't hate, don't blame, don't blame anyone

Just waiting for the peony to bloom into a brilliant sky

Let the legend be seen forever

Let the world of mortals be moved and deeply understand

what is love love is not

Call as soon as you get close

After you like it, you will get tired of chasing after it, then you will fly

Let this timeless legend repeat itself for you

Just let me love you deeply, far and classically

oh oh oh oh...

The atmosphere in the classroom was at its peak, and many boys who could sing this song had already got up and sang and danced with Wu Xie.

After dancing for a while, Wu Xie stopped, clapped hands with a boy in the front row who had just danced together, took off his baseball cap and put it on his head, and said, "Just like in this song, What is love? Love is not about turning on electricity when you are close, chasing after you like it, and flying when you are tired of it. If you think you can love deeply, far and classically, then we can use strong medicine, no matter how you sing Okay, you can sing to Ta..."

Wu Xie held the chalk eraser in his hand as a microphone, and sang affectionately toward a certain place behind——

Everyone is eating, chatting and laughing, so happy tonight

In the corner, I smile so gregariously

The onion on the bottom of the plate is like me forever condiment

secretly watching you secretly hiding yourself

If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer

you'll find you'll be surprised

You are my deepest and deepest secret

If you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer

you will have a sore nose and you will cry

As long as you can hear me and see my whole heart

Different from the RAP just now, this slow love song expresses the clean and clear qualities of his voice to the fullest, like a crescent moon descending on a spring, cool but warm, especially the chorus part, the voice that rises suddenly is loud and exciting, bringing This song is performed without sadness, just like the lingering words of love between lovers.

Awwhhh... This time not only the students, but even the teacher sitting behind applauded.

"Is it enough?" Wu Xie waited for the applause to subside, then flicked the bangs covering his forehead, the movement was very beautiful.

not enough!

not enough!

not enough! "

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

What I want is this sentence, I still have tricks I haven't used yet!If you want to play, let's play a big one!

"It's not enough..." Wu Xie pretended to be contemplative, and then chuckled, "If you are more introverted, none of the previous ones are suitable for you, let's try to be more reserved."

"Okay, okay..." The students were so excited that they almost fainted.

"If you are reserved... write a note, it only says..." Wu Xie took out a piece of chalk from the chalk box, turned around and wrote a couplet on the blackboard——

An ordinary period of months before the window,

Only plum blossoms are different.

"Mr. Wu, what does this couplet mean?" the girl in the front row who handed the tissue asked in a low voice.

"If he comes to ask you, just tell him that you are the plum blossom in front of my window, and an ordinary life will be completely different because of you."

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

"Ouba, Ouba! How can you be like this, Smecta?" A girl put her hands on her chest and seemed to faint.

Wu Xie spread his arms and shrugged his shoulders: "Confession, you must be firm, accurate and ruthless, and you will hit every hit!"

"Teacher Wu, it's not enough, it's more..."

A large group of boys behind stood up and knocked on the table.

Wu Xie pointed at the one who beat the most fiercely, and teased: "Who is inside, do you have a girl you like?"

Hahaha……

A bad friend also added insult to injury: "Yes, yes... Mr. Wu...he has..."

Wu Xie pointed to the bad friend again: "Look, you still make friends carelessly."

The "bad boy" quickly jumped up to defend himself: "It's because I don't want to be tortured by him anymore. I'm so tired of talking about this thing all day long!"

……

The whole class fell down laughing.

Wu Xie also laughed, he thought for a while and said, "I forgot, we are in a science class, and we have done so many literary things before, and this is something special about our science class, or a small note..." After finishing speaking, Wu Xie I drew a Cartesian coordinate system on the blackboard.

"Mr. Wu...Mr. Wu...I know I know...the curve of love...the curve of love..." the boy just now shouted excitedly.

Love curve?

The suspicious students all looked back at him.

"That's right, it's indeed a love curve..." Wu Xie praised, and then joked, "It seems that you have put in a lot of effort! Then tell me about the formula of the love curve."

"r=a(1-sinθ)."

"It's great!" Wu Xie wrote the equation on the blackboard, then did a few simple calculations, and then drew a few points on the X-axis, Y-axis, and each of the four quadrants, and finally connected the points with rounded lines Get up, and a fat heart appears on the Cartesian coordinate system.

"Wow! It's amazing!"

"I want, I want, I want to write it down!"

"To be precise, this figure should be called the heart line. It is the trajectory formed by a point on a circle when a circle rolls along another circle with the same radius. It is a famous French philosopher, physicist, mathematician, Invented by the theologian Descartes, he made an important contribution to the development of modern mathematics and is considered the father of analytical geometry for formulating the geometric coordinate system. Before Descartes, geometry and algebra were two different mathematics In the field of research, it was he who created the planar Cartesian coordinate system and combined graphics and algebraic equations. The 'circle and equation' we study today is the embodiment of the genius of this great mathematician."

Going around, going back to classroom teaching?

Wu Peacock, you are awesome!

"There is a beautiful love story about this heart line. If students are interested, they can look up the information by themselves. I don't have much time, so I won't tell you. Let's continue..." Wu Xie turned around Pointing to the fat love heart on the blackboard, he smiled, "Although it is called the love curve, it is actually a bit far from the shape of a heart we imagined... I think it looks a bit like a fat tomato. See, I didn't understand what it meant, but I thought it would be bad if you laughed at her for being fat."

Hahahaha...

Teacher Wu, you are actually telling a joke!

"Next, let's not misunderstand. Even if you don't know mathematics, you can understand it at a glance." Wu Xie drew a horizontal and vertical rectangular coordinate system on the blackboard, marking the X and Y axes After reconciling the origin, I picked a red chalk from the chalk box and weighed it in my hand, and tapped a little in the first quadrant——

Abscissa K: "One day, we who never met were at K hour, K minute, K second (here the X axis represents time)..."

Ordinate K: "Entered the same KFC (the Y axis represents the distance)... After entering the door, although there were many people, I still saw you at a glance and saw your back walking towards the end of the row. I rushed over and rowed Behind you, the 'intimate contact' with you at zero distance..."

Click a little on the positive half axis of the Y axis——

Abscissa 0: "Standing behind you, smelling the fragrance of your hair, I start to YY your appearance..."

Ordinate Y: "YY was so engrossed that I walked to the ordering counter before I knew it. My God, you actually ordered my favorite chicken leg burger (Leg)..."

Click a little on the negative half of the X axis——

Abscissa L: "I want chicken drumsticks too! I shouted excitedly, but the girl in the little blue hat told me mercilessly, no more, the last one..."

Ordinate 0: "A thunderbolt from the blue sky! Curse the heavens and the earth (singing)...Thank you for fate (singing)...because I saw you and turned to me with a smile and said, I'll give you this chicken leg burger, and I'll order something else... ...I really can't describe the mood at that moment, I just feel that I am facing the sea and seeing the warmth of spring and flowers blooming..."

Add a minus sign before the abscissa L: "Although you lost a chickenlegs...but you got Mylove..."

Click a little on the negative half of the Y axis——

Abscissa 0: "You finally agreed to my confession, there is no more distance between us, cold and hot, you are still you, but my IQ..."

The vertical axis is negative I: "It turned into a negative number...but my heart...

Click a little on the positive half of the X axis——

Abscissa N: "But my mind never changes...until..."

Ordinate 0: "Until the end of life."

After the impromptu story was told, the coordinates of the five key points were determined, and only the last step of connecting was left, and the job was done, but the students and the teachers behind were all laughing, and the laughter was getting louder and louder. In this way, Wu Xie can only silently connect the five points with black lines all over the back of his head——

A round and standard-shaped red heart is unbiased, appearing right in the middle of the coordinate system.

Moreover, I changed the angle a little while drawing, so that the whole figure has a subtle three-dimensional effect, so when Wu Xie drew the arrow on the X axis that people thought he had forgotten to draw, The laughter in the classroom was replaced by gasps!

The first time I saw you, I was pierced by an arrow!

"Teacher Wu, you are amazing!"

"Ouba! Oppa! I adore you so much, Oppa..."

Wu Xie was overjoyed in his heart, but on the surface he still pretended to be calm and wrote the equation of the perfect love curve on the blackboard——

(x^2+y^2-1)^3=x^2*y^3

Turning around, Wu Xie gracefully threw the chalk into the chalk box, and raised an eyebrow towards a corner in the back row: "Do you understand the mystery of this picture?"

"Understood, understood!" the students chattered.

"The letter plus the origin of a single point on the Y axis means Iloveyou!"

"What about the X axis?"

"That's what Loveyou means!"

"What about N?"

"You're stupid, just write the initials of whoever you love!"

……

In the noisy background, Wu Xie still looked in that direction until the man showed a clear smile.

Just know, you will definitely understand, I have tried my best, but I just want to confess to you——

kylin, I love you!

Wu Xie also laughed. He raised his wrist and looked at his watch, then stretched out his index finger and middle finger to make a "V" motion: "Students, I still have 2 minutes, please be quiet, and listen to me again." talk."

The classroom fell silent immediately.

"I came to the competition, but I thought, I've screwed it up when I decided to use this method to complete the 'Classroom Response'." Wu Xie waved his hand, motioning the students to continue listening to himself, "... almost At this time last year, I was still a college graduate who didn’t know what I could do, and I wanted to be a teacher without knowing what to do. At that time, my most beloved principal Wu told me to do a good job. To be a good teacher, the most important thing is to let the students like you and obey you. Only then can they truly accept your knowledge, your viewpoints, your ideas, and your attitude, and then they can truly trust you and entrust their future to you. In the following year, I worked hard to improve myself, just to live up to this trust. This is an open class that you are used to, and I am a 'stranger' that you are not familiar with. When I walked out of this room Classroom, the chance of seeing you again is very small, so you chose this topic for me... In fact, if I were your class teacher or teacher, you might not dare or be willing to ask such a question, because in the foreseeable result Here, there are various forms of obstruction, objections based on various reasons such as learning. You mentioned it to me because even if I object, it is... invalid, or you are just experiencing how it would be if the teacher did not object Cool?" At this point, Wu Xie smiled, and he continued, "From the standpoint of a teacher, I should also object, and I should use all the principles I can use in the 10 minutes of my competition. Tell you what you were going to do in high school, but I don't want to do it, because since I walked in this door, I like you, like you call me 'oppa' So, I take 8 minutes I will try my best to make you like me and obey me, so that you can listen to the last sentence I want to say, what an 'Oba' said to my younger brothers and sisters, and I hope you can keep this sentence in your heart."

"Confession itself..." Wu Xie continued, "It doesn't have any technical content. Just search the Internet for strange tricks. There are a lot of strange tricks. There are all kinds of weird and weird ones that attract people's attention. Those are the ones I just made. , as long as you have this "Encyclopedia of Love Words" is enough... What I want to say is that if you want to get a true heart, you can only give it, so no matter which method you use, I hope you can hold such determination and achieve it : In this life, I will work hard for you."

The voice fell for a long time, and there was still silence in the classroom...

"Clap-pop-pop-"

Crisp applause suddenly sounded from a corner of the classroom,

then,

Instantly overwhelmed by endless applause...