[Gintama + Giant] Dead Fish Eye
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In a thoughtful place, he watched other people flying around in the air, bringing out streaks of white smoke.
"How is your injury, Yinsang?" Apollo is a restless person, and now he has to rest. He simply came to chat with Yinsang, but under the cover of his clothes that still smelled like giant saliva, Yinsang Sang's face turned blue.
Obviously, the giant will disappear after cutting off the back of the neck, but it has the same facial features and utensils as humans, and it can also drool. What's more frightening is that it probably doesn't have the ability to brush teeth, so every giant has a Have bad breath!This kind of bad breath is most intuitively manifested in their blood.
"It's okay, it's okay, Yinsang feels that it is comparable to Vegeta at the moment, and I can't wait to find someone to fight! Really, the strength is full of muscles..." Yinsang smiled dryly and shook his hands, speaking incoherently . ①
Yinsang always felt that the saliva was full of impact, but fortunately, it was much better than what he encountered on the first day.Speaking of which, what kind of physique does Yinsang have?Snow White?Sleeping Beauty?
"It's a good thing you're okay! You don't know that we were all shocked when we saw you hurt, because we didn't realize that you were just holding on..." Apollo sat down and started nagging.
The pungent smell rushed straight to the nose, and Yinsang listened to Apollo's babble with a dry smile on her face, and from time to time she said a sentence or two, "I can't help it, Yinsang is so handsome and domineering" and "Yinsang is a muscular person." " and the like are somewhat incomprehensible. ②
When Levi and the others finished solving the giant, Yinsang's eyes turned into circles.
Looking at Yinsang who was crawling on the horse in a daze, Levi said sarcastically, "Pretentious."
A mouthful of blood.
Yinsang felt that she had only blood left.
Apollo and the others didn't realize it, the brat dragged Hexue, who was two years older than him, to sit next to Yinsang again when he was sleeping in the open at night. Fortunately, they beat him with water under the threat of Levi The saliva that has already evaporated has no smell left.
"What's your full name, Yin-sang?"
"Yin-sang, how did you join the Survey Corps?"
"Why haven't I seen you before?"
"How did you do it so well?"
……
"Ahaha, Yin-sang is called Yin-sang. Why do you want a full name? But Yin-sang will tell you because you are looking forward to it. Yin-sang's name is Sakata Gintoki...why is it Sakata Gintoki? That's it." Let’s start with Yinsang’s childhood…”
"Yin Sang was very pitiful when she was a child. She had no name or surname. Then my friends couldn't bear it anymore, so they took apart their surname and gave it to Yin Sang, and then formed the surname 'sakata'. Friends Where did you go? Well, one of them has no fixed place to live, two of them went up there, yes yes it is the sky! The other one is mentally disabled..."③
"Yin Sang, because I'm too strong, Edison kid directly opened the back door, but because the time is too short, everyone in the world hasn't gotten to know Yin Sang..."
"Yin Sang was born because Yin Sang is a genius..."
Yinsang's leaking mouth was finally stopped by Levi, he looked at the two recruits who didn't know when their faces were already bitter, "It's better to be here than to listen to the guy whose head is stuffed with straw. To figure out how not to be swallowed by giants."
Yinsang looked at Levi resentfully, "Yinsang is exchanging feelings with recruits, Mr. Mega, what are you doing..."
Levi glanced at him, his face still expressionless, "Stop talking nonsense! Or do you really don't want that decoration on your neck?"
Besides, is that really a relationship?Is the subtle expression on their faces really so hidden?
"……Is this a threat, is this definitely a threat?" Yinsang muttered a few words in a low voice, curled her lips, and simply tilted her head back.
"Mr. Mega, your popularity must be super bad, right?"
"This should be about yourself!" Levi retorted without looking back.
"Yin Sang's popularity is very good, but it is so good that everyone often quarrels because of Yin Sang..." Yin Sang looked sad and couldn't bear to look back.
"No one is arguing for you!" Levi said, as stiff as ever.
"Hehe o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o" Yinsang laughed abruptly, looking sideways at Levi with her dead red fish eyes, her laughter was full of sarcasm.
"..." Levi twitched the corner of his mouth, starting to wonder if it was the right decision to talk to this guy.
Really, it's getting more and more curious.
The energy of this person, and whether he did it on purpose or not...
Training number one and one
The investigation outside the wall, which lasted for half a month, finally stopped because of the resource problem brought out, the route was marked, and everyone set foot on the road back again.
Among them, Gajeel wanted to join Petra many times, but in the end he walked behind helplessly.
Yinsang's eye-catching performance was only on the first day, and then suddenly fell silent for some reason, earnestly pinning Lake Toya on his waist, and fighting with a blade.
Levi frowned at him for a while, then led the horse and walked aside.
The casualties this time were less than [-]%, because the giants always gathered towards the safest central rear, driven by something, and the initial estimate should be Yinsang.
"Yin Sang doesn't like this kind of guy who puts it upside down..."
Regardless of whether Yinsang liked the guys who backed him or not, they seemed to have decided that he would not let go, until they entered the huge wall and could still see the giants reluctantly waving at him under the huge wall.
"Ahaha Yinsang is so popular and Yinsang is also very happy... No, no, isn't it for sure? Yinsang is very popular~ If you don't watch it, you will spend time with the ladies... Awwhhhh!"
"Yin Sang...you promised to catch the giant for me..." A man covered in shadows came out. Even standing in the sun, he couldn't correct his bad painting style. Yin Sang looked at He swayed from side to side and walked towards himself, feeling that the person might fall directly to the ground in the next moment.
The captain of the fifth team named Hanji Zoye is as enthusiastic about the giants as ever today.
"Next time, I will definitely..." Yinsang has nothing to do with this person whose painting style has been wrong for a long time. If he accidentally releases Zanpakuto, no matter if it is Tian Xiang Cong Temporary or Frozen Flower Burial, he will die Oh damn!Speaking of which, last time Ichigo-kun taught Yinsang the swastika, but how did he do it?
Wait, wait, even though I don't have "69" on my chest anymore, I'm still the captain, what happened to Shi Jieyu? ①
"It's an appointment!" Han Ji held Yinsang's hand in both hands, his eyes were shining, and there was a suspicious liquid hanging from the corner of his mouth... Could it be that there are still people in the survey corps who can't eat enough?
"...Well, we have an appointment." Yinsang was stunned for a rare moment, then silently withdrew his hand from the other party's.Then he clenched his fists, and slammed into the sky——
"Let's be wiped out! Wind blowing!" ②
"...It really is aho..." Erwin, who was passing by silently, gradually drifted away. ③
Hey, hey, you are also a character in the original plot, why don't you have some snacks?Yinsang looked at the opponent's back and wanted to punch him!But in the end, he shook his head and gave up with a look of "children can't be taught".
If possible, he'd rather he said "Yes, mylord." Even though it wouldn't be him. ④
"Come here, I have something to ask you." Levi folded his arms around his chest, and followed Erwin at a distance of two figures without squinting.
... Obviously the one in front is the one chasing the one behind, right?On the contrary, there is a sense of inexplicable disharmony. Speaking of it, Erwin the Hercules should be able to compete with the giant.
"Don't talk to me with that face!"⑤
"What's wrong with you?" Levi couldn't help but stop when he heard that, looking up at Yinsang slightly with his deviated eyes, his brows were as tightly wrinkled as ever.
"Your face should say 'Humans LOVE! I like humans the most! I love you all! So everyone should love me too!'..." Yinsang looked Levi up and down several times over and over, and then said with a particularly bright smile. ⑥
What greeted him was the opponent's kick.
What the hell are they playing... Everyone other than them looked at a loss.
"Hey! Is that the guy from the Survey Corps?"
"What's with that fluffy white natural curly hair? It's disgusting..."
……
"What's wrong with the natural curls? Natural curls are good people... Mega-kun, let me go! I'm going to kill those bastards!" The natural curls who were dragged forward were very resentful, what happened to the white hair?What happened to natural rolls?Those with natural curls are good people!Anyone who has watched "Beep Fuck" knows... Wait, why do you want to mute the sound?Shouldn't Yinsang appear?Yinsang is the protagonist of <Beep Fucking>!And such a silencer looks very strange, okay?The context is different, okay?
"Stop making trouble!" Levi almost wanted to strangle this non-stop "subordinate" to death. Well, the world really lacks small experts in making complaints, but it would be too much to resist the responsibility of making complaints about the whole world on himself. Can you think highly of yourself?
Is it true that all saviors have this problem, or is it something strange that he encountered?Levi thought about it seriously.
The members of the Survey Corps went back to the headquarters to get ready, Levi led the team, and Sanmao followed Erwin to hand in the report. As for Yinsang... Is there such a person in the Survey Corps?Is there such a person who came out of the wall?
Erwin thought for a long time, but still gave Sakata Gintoki-san an identity——John, from the Xiganshina district that was breached more than two years ago.
The eye-catching performance of this person's investigation outside the wall was also placed on an unfounded "John". As for the hair... Will anyone accept the reason that the boy is white because of too much blow?Erwin shook his head and focused on the documents in his hand. Basically, the documents had been forged this time, and it was time for Levi to convince that guy.
——But according to Levi's character, will he speak well?
"Levi-kun, what are you doing here?" As Erwin expected, after a violent earthquake occurred in the training ground of the investigation headquarters, Yinsang scratched her covered head and accepted this identity— — After all, it is also one of his "clone/bodies", so there is not much harm in accepting it.
Levi walked in front of him, looking somewhat refreshed after venting, but the dusty clothes on his body made him extremely uncomfortable, and he glanced at Gintoki Sakata who suddenly changed his attitude— - With this appearance, I always feel that the other party has something in mind.
He uttered a short sentence coldly: "Wash clothes."
"Oh, what a coincidence, Levi-kun, since we're going to do it anyway, let's help Yinsang wash it together... Ugh!" Yinsang held her bloody nose, and looked resentfully at Levi who withdrew his fist .
【It hurts!Yinsang was in so much pain that tears were about to fall! 】
"Don't read out the mental activity, brat!" Levi, the brat, saw Yinsang holding his nose and burst out laughing as soon as he spoke.
"Little ghost, hahaha! Yinsang was actually called a little ghost by a second-year middle school student who was only 1.6 meters long wearing boots! No, no, no, Yinsang is dying of laughter..." The so-called rolling with laughter is probably Yinsang's current state, he Clutching his stomach, he rolled back and forth on the ground, and almost missed it.
"..." Levi no longer expected that the other party would believe him when he said he was 32 years old, so with a dark face, he crushed that laughter back into his stomach without hesitation again.
As for what kind of shape will come out in the end, it is beyond his consideration. At least he finally feels that the air is a bit fresher when he looks at the other party with shoe prints all over his face.
"That...Yin-sang, are you okay?" Petra is a girl after all, and her soft-heartedness is particularly evident in her. She carefully glanced at Levi who was walking outside the training ground, and asked Yinsang lay motionless on the ground like a dead fish.
Yinsang stared at Petra with her "real" "dead fish" eyes open: "Yinsang is dying, can Petra-chan listen to Yinsang's last wish..."
"Uh..." Although the fight was quite intense, isn't your resilience pretty good?Petra looked at Yinsang who was holding her hand, not knowing how to react.
Shake it off?But it seems that the injury is really serious... But the last wish sounds terrible. God knows what he wants to do and whether he can do it himself? !
"Petra, leave that guy alone!" Levi's voice came from the front, and Petra's heart jumped, and she followed in two or three steps.
Compared with Yinsang, Captain Levi is more terrifying!
"Mr. Mega, you are really unkind. You have to occupy such a rare resource by yourself. QAQ Yinsang is still a beep man..." Well, Yinsang silently touched his nose and stopped talking, but his action power made him Petra, who was overflowing with love before, felt——Sure enough, she shouldn't be talking to Eun-sang at any time, right?
Levi slashed at him, but he didn't have the slightest deterrent effect on Yinsang.
"Go back and take a shower! It's so dirty!" Ignoring *.
"Mr. Mega, help me wash..."
"Wash it yourself!"
"Well, there are shirts, trousers, socks, vests, oh oh, and underwear..."
"roll!"
Lesson [-]
"It's so cold!!!!" Yinsang folded his arms around his chest, unwilling to take a step forward, his dead fish eyes looking desperately at the snow-capped mountains not far away.
This is not scientific!How about going out of the wall to experience freedom?There are snow-capped mountains, forests, and lakes inside the giant wall... what freedom is there? Isn't it the same outside with changing seasons and forests and oceans?Aren’t they all the same? Silver samba must live inside the giant wall for a lifetime o(TヘTo)
— The premise is that there are no giants.
But this is too unrealistic. If there were no giants, human beings would not trap themselves in the giant wall. Ah, such a tall wall must have been built for a long time... Yinsang frowned, always feeling that something was wronged by her Catch and let go.
Forget it, inspiration is always like a naughty child who refuses to take the lead. Doesn’t the author often say that there is no inspiration and no inspiration, so he wants to cheat this article?And he also said that the collapse was too severe, rather than waiting for others to find fault in the future, it is better to strangle the source first or something...
He looked over all the members of the Survey Corps who were trembling in front of him, but were still moving forward, and looked at the person who was walking in the front who was still walking, and he couldn't help but sighed again.
Obviously he has also gone skiing, why does he feel that he is about to freeze to death here?
"Yin-san really wants to lie on the kotatsu and eat a chocolate sundae... Even if you become a barcode, you will be happy!" There is no pile of Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong guns, and no prostate brakes. This kind of life is really too much. It's too boring, how much Yinsang wants to spend the rest of the people in the kotatsu... No, no, it's the rest of the winter.
"Petra sauce~ Do you guys come here to play at this time of year?" It was lonely to complain alone, Yinsang shrugged her shoulders, feeling very sorry that Xin Baji was not around.I chose a soft girl as a companion among a bunch of Levi class members. You must know that if the companion is fragrant and soft, my mood will also improve~
However, when he thought that such a good cabbage would be taken away by someone, he became unhappy. His scarlet eyes looked at the group of people in front of him, and finally curled his lips. If one of them..., that person will definitely be beaten to the point where he can't take care of himself!
"Well, we come to train every year." Although the conditions are difficult, and even though it is said to be every year, this is only the second time for her to come. There was a senior who took her before, and now she is someone else's senior.Petra subconsciously gathered the coat on her body, and the hot breath she exhaled when speaking quickly dissipated.
Speaking of which, why did Yinsang add "sauce" to her when calling her name?Is this some strange fetish?
Of course, Petra didn't understand the sadness of being a babysitter. Recently, although she realized that she needed to find a mother for her children and said something cool about "my woman is forbidden to touch her hands"...but unfortunately, he still I didn't make it to that step, so I came here.Having met the legendary hand who dismantled Xipi, it can only be said that Yinsang's wish to find a woman to warm her bed in this life will always be just a wish.
"It's already cold, even if you lie to yourself that you'll get hot if you move too much, it's impossible. Yinsang is not allowed to wear more..." Yinsang shrank her neck and walked forward slowly like an old man. , but it's strange that even though he looks lazy, he can still keep the same pace as Petra next to him.
After a few days of rest after returning from the investigation outside the wall, he was sent to train for training. It was simply distrust of Yinsang's strength!Yinsang selectively forgot that she skipped the training of the Survey Corps and turned Levi's dormitory upside down, and then lay on someone else's sofa and hid Levi's sweets specially to reduce his intake of sweets The sugar bowl was emptied.
Isn't it common sense that exercise heats up when it's cold?Petra always felt that it would be colder if she was lying in the dormitory all the time, right?Wear a little more... It was originally for training, if you wear too much, can you still move?
And if you are left in the Survey Corps... It is not difficult for Petra to imagine that there will be various merchants asking for debts when they go back.
But having said that, almost none of them knew what kind of position Yinsang was in the Corps.But undoubtedly, when she saw his performance on the first day, she even felt that she could rely on him—a strong guarantee other than the captain.However, the consequence of being too crazy is injury, and even others need to protect it in the next few days.
Man is a forgetful animal!All his eye-catching performances are hardly mentioned after the silence, except for a few members who seem to have a good relationship with him since then-Apollo, Hexue, Gajeel.
Yinsang didn't seem to care, occasionally went shopping, and accidentally slipped Levi's wallet or something.Petra felt that maybe he knew it a long time ago, or he had already made a choice, otherwise he would not agree to change the name, right?Thinking of the "John" everyone called, she suddenly felt a little sadness.
Although she doesn't know who he is, she knows how vigorous he was when he killed the giant, and she also knows his strength very clearly through the daily fight between the other party and the captain. Why does such a person use a pseudonym... She I feel like I can't think about it anymore.
"The little girl just dress up beautifully and wait for the prince to come and marry her. If she thinks too much, she will become a yellow-faced woman!" The slight weight fell on the top of her head, and Petra felt the coldness of the winter. The completely different warmth almost wanted to shed tears, but before she could finish being moved, she heard the voice of the man named Gajeel.
——"Bastard Yinsang, how can you rub booger on Miss Petra's head?!"
"Eh? There is a light-year distance between Yinsang and this lady. Even if you want to wipe it, you still wipe your nose. How can you wipe something solid like booger..." Petra froze, not daring to reach out to confirm the other party Did he actually do what he said?
...but he did seem to have wiped her hair just now...
"Yin-sang, how can you lie?! I clearly saw you rubbing up!" Gajiro refused to let go of this question, and looked at Yin-sang angrily.
"Miss Pepe Petra, please please please come down and help you..."
do not talk! ! !Petra's face was flushed, she didn't know whether it was from shame or anger, she quickened her pace, and left Yinsang and Gajeel behind in a short while.
"It's all your fault that Petra-chan left alone!"
"What is it? It's Yinsang who did such a thing. I can't forgive you!"
"What kind of thing is that kind of thing, brother, don't talk nonsense!"
"It's just booger..."
Petra, who was walking in front, staggered and almost fell to the ground. She stared at the two quarreling people as if nothing had happened, and shouted loudly: "Stop arguing!"
"Yes!" The two immediately stood upright, and made a gesture of offering their hearts to her.
A surge of emotions that didn't know what to say, Petra simply couldn't see it, and drove the two people forward. After such a while, they were already far behind.
Seeing two people walking in front of her, she finally carefully took out a handkerchief and wiped it on her head several times...
"Pfft ha ha ha, hey, hey, you're serious, your goddess is serious! It's so sweet! It's sweeter than a chocolate sundae with red beans, 2333..."
"Damn it! Is this human nature? Only people like Yinsang don't have any scruples, even if they really have a head full of boogers..."
Petra's face turned blue, and she inexplicably thought of the shape of a head full of boogers, it's too scary, isn't it?
She lowered her head and finally learned not to sing love when Yinsang was lonely...ah no, it was to strike up a conversation. In the end, it was herself who was thinking too much, and she was also the one who was hit.
Because of the cold weather, the survey corps will generally not go out of the wall in winter. The severe cold seems to have no effect on the giants, but for humans, both flexibility and mobility will be greatly affected by this, so after the weather turns cold, There is usually no extra-mural investigation within the first three months, but the training content will be increased accordingly.
In the first month, I will conduct regular training at the training ground of the Survey Corps. In the middle month, I will conduct snow mountain training. After that, I will go to the forest to do some training on the three-dimensional device, and prepare for the first month of the next year.
After trekking all the way, finally seeing the training camp, everyone was a little excited, but Yinsang, who was still behind, surpassed most of them and ran straight towards the training camp.
"...Wait, wait! Mega-kun, what are you doing? Isn't that the destination? Don't be like this, we are getting farther and farther away from the destination..." Levi cut him off by his collar in the middle of the run Probably because Yinsang was too excited, even the dead fish's eyes widened a lot.He was pulled by Levi towards the opposite side of the training camp, and Levi's footprints in front were quickly covered by Yinsang's dragging marks.
"Shut up! Your place is here." Levi, who silently dragged Yinsang for a long distance, stopped, and then kicked Yinsang down.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then!" What unknown items are added to the wig!But when he called out, he realized that it was actually just a small dirt slope, and the place he rolled to was an independent log cabin.
"Don't disturb their training!" Levi faithfully carried out Erwin's order, looking at the pitiful Yinsang lying at the door of the cabin, no emotion could be seen in the eyes of the dead fish.
"Everything is fully equipped. You will live here during this time. I will inform you if there is anything to do."
"...Levi-chan, there is one very important thing I forgot to tell you..." Yinsang stared at his dead fish eyes, then ran up three steps at a time, and immediately hugged Li Wei Will's thigh.
"Yin Sang doesn't know how to cook..." [with eight shiny teeth]
"..."
"Please, Levi-chan~" Yinsang, who was kicked off for the second time, waved a small handkerchief and watched Levi walk towards the training camp.
"It's a pity. It would be perfect to have a drink at this time."
Human beings are the strongest, what a youthful saying...
Lesson [-]
In addition to the people from the Survey Corps who will come for training, the new recruits from the Training Corps will also come here for training during this period. After being warned by Levi not to mess around, Yinsang hugged the quilt happily in the "alone "Human world" rolling.
But having said that, they all need training, and he is the only one here... What kind of stupid mentality is it?With a bitter face, Yinsang searched around the house but couldn't even find a can of candy, so she had no choice but to wrap herself in the quilt and hypnotize herself to fall asleep quickly.
Damn it!Do you know that it is best to eat sweets when you have a toothache?
When Levi walked into the wooden house again and saw Yin rolling around on the bed with the quilt in his arms, he couldn't help but frowned again, and said angrily, "What are you doing?"
"No, no, nothing! Yinsang won't have a toothache because of eating too much sugar! That's right, that's right, so let's forget about the dentist..." Yinsang sat up suddenly from the bed, shaking her hands hahaha , and then stared stiffly at Levi getting closer.He dodged the hand stretched out by the other party, "It's really nothing! Don't you think it's normal? Yinsang can bear a little pain!"
……
"Shut up!" Levi glanced at Yinsang fiercely with sharp eyes, and then directly pressed Yinsang's head against the wall, staring at him with black eyes.
"Open your mouth!"
"...Shut up and open again, what do you want Yinsang to do... Aww!" Yinsang shuddered suddenly, watching Levi's hands squeeze his cheeks to open his mouth The lips opened into an "O" shape, and the other party's boots were on top of something incredible, as if they were about to step on it in the next moment.
Yinsang felt her cold sweat dripping down desperately.
"If you talk nonsense again, your OO will explode!" Levi, who made a terrifying declaration, ignored Yinshi's cold sweating face, clicked his tongue in disgust, and roughly pulled a handkerchief on Yinsang's face He wiped it vigorously, and his whole body exuded an extremely dark aura. He threw the veil aside, and when he ordered Yin condescendingly——
"Look up, open your mouth!"
"..." Yinsang felt the boots on his Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon fall again, his body stiffened again, and the smile on his face turned into panic, "Lee , Levi-kun calm down! Violence is wrong..."
"Open your mouth." Levi's tone had calmed down. He looked down at Yinsang, and then silently exerted force on his feet. He was satisfied to see Yinsang's body shaking, and then looked up as if dying, and opened his mouth wide. .
The nose moved slightly, and Levi was surprised to find that the other party didn't have the oral problems he thought, probably because he often ate candy, so he still exuded a faint fragrance.But compared to this, the scene inside makes Levi almost want to punch this person away.
The teeth on the right can already clearly see black marks, probably because they like to push the candy aside when eating candy, so the contrast between the two sides is extremely strong.
Resisting the urge to kick the person in front of him away, he lowered his head and observed carefully. Back then, Isabel also ate sweets and broke her teeth. Thinking of this, he rarely sighed.
"Mr. Liliwell..." Yinsang's inarticulate voice finally brought Levi's thoughts back, he let go of his hand, took out a handkerchief to wipe his hands again, and said flatly, "It seems that you have recently I can only eat liquid food, I will tell Erwin... bring you to train together."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu than but Is it too cruel?There's nothing wrong with Yinsang... Fuck, it's this sore pain again!
"Or..." Levi paused, then looked at Yinsang coldly again, with a strong contempt in the eyes of the dead fish, "It's not bad for me to help you pull it out."
!!!
Master Brave, don't bother with part-time work! The devil king who can't make a lot of money on the phone is here, come and defeat the devil king!Yinsang suddenly felt like a princess who was snatched into the castle by the devil. The devil made all kinds of cruel and unreasonable troubles and said that no one would come to save you even if you broke your throat o(TヘTo)①
"Broken...broken throat..." Please help!
"Your state is not suitable for eating any more sweets, so I will cut off all your sources of sweets." Levi folded his hands on his chest, condescendingly glanced at Yinsang who was covering his mouth, and announced cruelly and coldly what he would take All Yinsang's resistance was suppressed without hesitation.
"So far, you've overdrawn your salary for three months," he said.
Yinsang said that a world without sweets has no value in existence, and there is a wild beast in her heart that keeps screaming and roaring crazily, wanting to tear the person in front of her into pieces and destroy the world!
In fact, Yinsang gave in without the slightest spine, while secretly thinking about going back to the Survey Corps to grab Levi's wallet.
"How about once a week?" Yinsang carefully bargained.
"Huh?" Levi's face looked dark, and then the attack hit him the next moment, he grabbed Yinsang's hair, "It seems that you really want to pull out your teeth..."
The expression of Nengzhi's child crying at night appeared in front of her, and Yinsang gave in spinelessly again.
"Ahaha, Yinsang is just joking about what sweets are. Yinsang doesn't know. Hehehe, I am the protagonist of Jump, why do I have to submit to you, the supporting role of Magazine..." Sure enough, he still wanted to take his wallet.
Yinsang stretched out her hand with lightning speed, and grabbed the other party's neck the moment the other party let go of her hair. He sat straddling Levi triumphantly, the two obvious blue marks on his cheeks looked slightly Somewhat weird.Finally, it was him who had the upper hand, and his mouth almost went up to the sky.
"Uh heh mega-kun, Yinsang wants to tell you a truth, the ones sent by Jump are the supreme ones, and the tax thieves sent by Magazine should just eat dog food obediently!" Yinsang grinned grimly, pinching Levi's neck with one hand , holding down the opponent's right hand with one hand, and the two long legs did not show any weakness, one was separated to suppress Levi's left hand, and the other, together with the strength of the waist and abdomen, suppressed Levi's legs.
Levi tried to break free, Yinsang's hand holding his neck was not very strong, the more difficult thing was other suppression.His chest heaved violently, and it could be seen from that terribly black face that his anger had already accumulated to the full level, but he was suffering from being unable to vent it out.
"Captain!" When Yinsang heard the girl's sweet voice, Yinsang's movements suddenly paused. Levi, who had been standing still, seized this wonderful opportunity without wasting any time. With both feet, he hit his right knee directly To Yinsang's stomach.As soon as Yinsang's hand was loosened, he seized the opportunity to force both hands at the same time, hitting Yinsang's jaw with his elbow, and then kicked Yinsang off the bed.
The whole movement is clear and smooth, without delay.
"boom!"
A huge impact suddenly sounded, kicking up a cloud of dust.When Petra ran into the house in a hurry, she saw Yinsang slowly getting up on the ground with one hand on her waist, while the captain was rubbing her neck with her right hand, both of them looked disheveled.At that moment, she was blessed to the soul——
"Yes, I'm sorry! Please continue!"
Then he ran out quickly.
Yinsang slipped for some reason and fell to the ground again, but Levi's face was also filled with blackness, and his expression could not be seen clearly.
What the hell kind of god unfolding is this? !
The atmosphere seemed to be a little bad, and after the group assignment was completed, Petra's self-conscious gaze made Yinsang stiff again, Levi
"How is your injury, Yinsang?" Apollo is a restless person, and now he has to rest. He simply came to chat with Yinsang, but under the cover of his clothes that still smelled like giant saliva, Yinsang Sang's face turned blue.
Obviously, the giant will disappear after cutting off the back of the neck, but it has the same facial features and utensils as humans, and it can also drool. What's more frightening is that it probably doesn't have the ability to brush teeth, so every giant has a Have bad breath!This kind of bad breath is most intuitively manifested in their blood.
"It's okay, it's okay, Yinsang feels that it is comparable to Vegeta at the moment, and I can't wait to find someone to fight! Really, the strength is full of muscles..." Yinsang smiled dryly and shook his hands, speaking incoherently . ①
Yinsang always felt that the saliva was full of impact, but fortunately, it was much better than what he encountered on the first day.Speaking of which, what kind of physique does Yinsang have?Snow White?Sleeping Beauty?
"It's a good thing you're okay! You don't know that we were all shocked when we saw you hurt, because we didn't realize that you were just holding on..." Apollo sat down and started nagging.
The pungent smell rushed straight to the nose, and Yinsang listened to Apollo's babble with a dry smile on her face, and from time to time she said a sentence or two, "I can't help it, Yinsang is so handsome and domineering" and "Yinsang is a muscular person." " and the like are somewhat incomprehensible. ②
When Levi and the others finished solving the giant, Yinsang's eyes turned into circles.
Looking at Yinsang who was crawling on the horse in a daze, Levi said sarcastically, "Pretentious."
A mouthful of blood.
Yinsang felt that she had only blood left.
Apollo and the others didn't realize it, the brat dragged Hexue, who was two years older than him, to sit next to Yinsang again when he was sleeping in the open at night. Fortunately, they beat him with water under the threat of Levi The saliva that has already evaporated has no smell left.
"What's your full name, Yin-sang?"
"Yin-sang, how did you join the Survey Corps?"
"Why haven't I seen you before?"
"How did you do it so well?"
……
"Ahaha, Yin-sang is called Yin-sang. Why do you want a full name? But Yin-sang will tell you because you are looking forward to it. Yin-sang's name is Sakata Gintoki...why is it Sakata Gintoki? That's it." Let’s start with Yinsang’s childhood…”
"Yin Sang was very pitiful when she was a child. She had no name or surname. Then my friends couldn't bear it anymore, so they took apart their surname and gave it to Yin Sang, and then formed the surname 'sakata'. Friends Where did you go? Well, one of them has no fixed place to live, two of them went up there, yes yes it is the sky! The other one is mentally disabled..."③
"Yin Sang, because I'm too strong, Edison kid directly opened the back door, but because the time is too short, everyone in the world hasn't gotten to know Yin Sang..."
"Yin Sang was born because Yin Sang is a genius..."
Yinsang's leaking mouth was finally stopped by Levi, he looked at the two recruits who didn't know when their faces were already bitter, "It's better to be here than to listen to the guy whose head is stuffed with straw. To figure out how not to be swallowed by giants."
Yinsang looked at Levi resentfully, "Yinsang is exchanging feelings with recruits, Mr. Mega, what are you doing..."
Levi glanced at him, his face still expressionless, "Stop talking nonsense! Or do you really don't want that decoration on your neck?"
Besides, is that really a relationship?Is the subtle expression on their faces really so hidden?
"……Is this a threat, is this definitely a threat?" Yinsang muttered a few words in a low voice, curled her lips, and simply tilted her head back.
"Mr. Mega, your popularity must be super bad, right?"
"This should be about yourself!" Levi retorted without looking back.
"Yin Sang's popularity is very good, but it is so good that everyone often quarrels because of Yin Sang..." Yin Sang looked sad and couldn't bear to look back.
"No one is arguing for you!" Levi said, as stiff as ever.
"Hehe o(* ̄▽ ̄*)o" Yinsang laughed abruptly, looking sideways at Levi with her dead red fish eyes, her laughter was full of sarcasm.
"..." Levi twitched the corner of his mouth, starting to wonder if it was the right decision to talk to this guy.
Really, it's getting more and more curious.
The energy of this person, and whether he did it on purpose or not...
Training number one and one
The investigation outside the wall, which lasted for half a month, finally stopped because of the resource problem brought out, the route was marked, and everyone set foot on the road back again.
Among them, Gajeel wanted to join Petra many times, but in the end he walked behind helplessly.
Yinsang's eye-catching performance was only on the first day, and then suddenly fell silent for some reason, earnestly pinning Lake Toya on his waist, and fighting with a blade.
Levi frowned at him for a while, then led the horse and walked aside.
The casualties this time were less than [-]%, because the giants always gathered towards the safest central rear, driven by something, and the initial estimate should be Yinsang.
"Yin Sang doesn't like this kind of guy who puts it upside down..."
Regardless of whether Yinsang liked the guys who backed him or not, they seemed to have decided that he would not let go, until they entered the huge wall and could still see the giants reluctantly waving at him under the huge wall.
"Ahaha Yinsang is so popular and Yinsang is also very happy... No, no, isn't it for sure? Yinsang is very popular~ If you don't watch it, you will spend time with the ladies... Awwhhhh!"
"Yin Sang...you promised to catch the giant for me..." A man covered in shadows came out. Even standing in the sun, he couldn't correct his bad painting style. Yin Sang looked at He swayed from side to side and walked towards himself, feeling that the person might fall directly to the ground in the next moment.
The captain of the fifth team named Hanji Zoye is as enthusiastic about the giants as ever today.
"Next time, I will definitely..." Yinsang has nothing to do with this person whose painting style has been wrong for a long time. If he accidentally releases Zanpakuto, no matter if it is Tian Xiang Cong Temporary or Frozen Flower Burial, he will die Oh damn!Speaking of which, last time Ichigo-kun taught Yinsang the swastika, but how did he do it?
Wait, wait, even though I don't have "69" on my chest anymore, I'm still the captain, what happened to Shi Jieyu? ①
"It's an appointment!" Han Ji held Yinsang's hand in both hands, his eyes were shining, and there was a suspicious liquid hanging from the corner of his mouth... Could it be that there are still people in the survey corps who can't eat enough?
"...Well, we have an appointment." Yinsang was stunned for a rare moment, then silently withdrew his hand from the other party's.Then he clenched his fists, and slammed into the sky——
"Let's be wiped out! Wind blowing!" ②
"...It really is aho..." Erwin, who was passing by silently, gradually drifted away. ③
Hey, hey, you are also a character in the original plot, why don't you have some snacks?Yinsang looked at the opponent's back and wanted to punch him!But in the end, he shook his head and gave up with a look of "children can't be taught".
If possible, he'd rather he said "Yes, mylord." Even though it wouldn't be him. ④
"Come here, I have something to ask you." Levi folded his arms around his chest, and followed Erwin at a distance of two figures without squinting.
... Obviously the one in front is the one chasing the one behind, right?On the contrary, there is a sense of inexplicable disharmony. Speaking of it, Erwin the Hercules should be able to compete with the giant.
"Don't talk to me with that face!"⑤
"What's wrong with you?" Levi couldn't help but stop when he heard that, looking up at Yinsang slightly with his deviated eyes, his brows were as tightly wrinkled as ever.
"Your face should say 'Humans LOVE! I like humans the most! I love you all! So everyone should love me too!'..." Yinsang looked Levi up and down several times over and over, and then said with a particularly bright smile. ⑥
What greeted him was the opponent's kick.
What the hell are they playing... Everyone other than them looked at a loss.
"Hey! Is that the guy from the Survey Corps?"
"What's with that fluffy white natural curly hair? It's disgusting..."
……
"What's wrong with the natural curls? Natural curls are good people... Mega-kun, let me go! I'm going to kill those bastards!" The natural curls who were dragged forward were very resentful, what happened to the white hair?What happened to natural rolls?Those with natural curls are good people!Anyone who has watched "Beep Fuck" knows... Wait, why do you want to mute the sound?Shouldn't Yinsang appear?Yinsang is the protagonist of <Beep Fucking>!And such a silencer looks very strange, okay?The context is different, okay?
"Stop making trouble!" Levi almost wanted to strangle this non-stop "subordinate" to death. Well, the world really lacks small experts in making complaints, but it would be too much to resist the responsibility of making complaints about the whole world on himself. Can you think highly of yourself?
Is it true that all saviors have this problem, or is it something strange that he encountered?Levi thought about it seriously.
The members of the Survey Corps went back to the headquarters to get ready, Levi led the team, and Sanmao followed Erwin to hand in the report. As for Yinsang... Is there such a person in the Survey Corps?Is there such a person who came out of the wall?
Erwin thought for a long time, but still gave Sakata Gintoki-san an identity——John, from the Xiganshina district that was breached more than two years ago.
The eye-catching performance of this person's investigation outside the wall was also placed on an unfounded "John". As for the hair... Will anyone accept the reason that the boy is white because of too much blow?Erwin shook his head and focused on the documents in his hand. Basically, the documents had been forged this time, and it was time for Levi to convince that guy.
——But according to Levi's character, will he speak well?
"Levi-kun, what are you doing here?" As Erwin expected, after a violent earthquake occurred in the training ground of the investigation headquarters, Yinsang scratched her covered head and accepted this identity— — After all, it is also one of his "clone/bodies", so there is not much harm in accepting it.
Levi walked in front of him, looking somewhat refreshed after venting, but the dusty clothes on his body made him extremely uncomfortable, and he glanced at Gintoki Sakata who suddenly changed his attitude— - With this appearance, I always feel that the other party has something in mind.
He uttered a short sentence coldly: "Wash clothes."
"Oh, what a coincidence, Levi-kun, since we're going to do it anyway, let's help Yinsang wash it together... Ugh!" Yinsang held her bloody nose, and looked resentfully at Levi who withdrew his fist .
【It hurts!Yinsang was in so much pain that tears were about to fall! 】
"Don't read out the mental activity, brat!" Levi, the brat, saw Yinsang holding his nose and burst out laughing as soon as he spoke.
"Little ghost, hahaha! Yinsang was actually called a little ghost by a second-year middle school student who was only 1.6 meters long wearing boots! No, no, no, Yinsang is dying of laughter..." The so-called rolling with laughter is probably Yinsang's current state, he Clutching his stomach, he rolled back and forth on the ground, and almost missed it.
"..." Levi no longer expected that the other party would believe him when he said he was 32 years old, so with a dark face, he crushed that laughter back into his stomach without hesitation again.
As for what kind of shape will come out in the end, it is beyond his consideration. At least he finally feels that the air is a bit fresher when he looks at the other party with shoe prints all over his face.
"That...Yin-sang, are you okay?" Petra is a girl after all, and her soft-heartedness is particularly evident in her. She carefully glanced at Levi who was walking outside the training ground, and asked Yinsang lay motionless on the ground like a dead fish.
Yinsang stared at Petra with her "real" "dead fish" eyes open: "Yinsang is dying, can Petra-chan listen to Yinsang's last wish..."
"Uh..." Although the fight was quite intense, isn't your resilience pretty good?Petra looked at Yinsang who was holding her hand, not knowing how to react.
Shake it off?But it seems that the injury is really serious... But the last wish sounds terrible. God knows what he wants to do and whether he can do it himself? !
"Petra, leave that guy alone!" Levi's voice came from the front, and Petra's heart jumped, and she followed in two or three steps.
Compared with Yinsang, Captain Levi is more terrifying!
"Mr. Mega, you are really unkind. You have to occupy such a rare resource by yourself. QAQ Yinsang is still a beep man..." Well, Yinsang silently touched his nose and stopped talking, but his action power made him Petra, who was overflowing with love before, felt——Sure enough, she shouldn't be talking to Eun-sang at any time, right?
Levi slashed at him, but he didn't have the slightest deterrent effect on Yinsang.
"Go back and take a shower! It's so dirty!" Ignoring *.
"Mr. Mega, help me wash..."
"Wash it yourself!"
"Well, there are shirts, trousers, socks, vests, oh oh, and underwear..."
"roll!"
Lesson [-]
"It's so cold!!!!" Yinsang folded his arms around his chest, unwilling to take a step forward, his dead fish eyes looking desperately at the snow-capped mountains not far away.
This is not scientific!How about going out of the wall to experience freedom?There are snow-capped mountains, forests, and lakes inside the giant wall... what freedom is there? Isn't it the same outside with changing seasons and forests and oceans?Aren’t they all the same? Silver samba must live inside the giant wall for a lifetime o(TヘTo)
— The premise is that there are no giants.
But this is too unrealistic. If there were no giants, human beings would not trap themselves in the giant wall. Ah, such a tall wall must have been built for a long time... Yinsang frowned, always feeling that something was wronged by her Catch and let go.
Forget it, inspiration is always like a naughty child who refuses to take the lead. Doesn’t the author often say that there is no inspiration and no inspiration, so he wants to cheat this article?And he also said that the collapse was too severe, rather than waiting for others to find fault in the future, it is better to strangle the source first or something...
He looked over all the members of the Survey Corps who were trembling in front of him, but were still moving forward, and looked at the person who was walking in the front who was still walking, and he couldn't help but sighed again.
Obviously he has also gone skiing, why does he feel that he is about to freeze to death here?
"Yin-san really wants to lie on the kotatsu and eat a chocolate sundae... Even if you become a barcode, you will be happy!" There is no pile of Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong guns, and no prostate brakes. This kind of life is really too much. It's too boring, how much Yinsang wants to spend the rest of the people in the kotatsu... No, no, it's the rest of the winter.
"Petra sauce~ Do you guys come here to play at this time of year?" It was lonely to complain alone, Yinsang shrugged her shoulders, feeling very sorry that Xin Baji was not around.I chose a soft girl as a companion among a bunch of Levi class members. You must know that if the companion is fragrant and soft, my mood will also improve~
However, when he thought that such a good cabbage would be taken away by someone, he became unhappy. His scarlet eyes looked at the group of people in front of him, and finally curled his lips. If one of them..., that person will definitely be beaten to the point where he can't take care of himself!
"Well, we come to train every year." Although the conditions are difficult, and even though it is said to be every year, this is only the second time for her to come. There was a senior who took her before, and now she is someone else's senior.Petra subconsciously gathered the coat on her body, and the hot breath she exhaled when speaking quickly dissipated.
Speaking of which, why did Yinsang add "sauce" to her when calling her name?Is this some strange fetish?
Of course, Petra didn't understand the sadness of being a babysitter. Recently, although she realized that she needed to find a mother for her children and said something cool about "my woman is forbidden to touch her hands"...but unfortunately, he still I didn't make it to that step, so I came here.Having met the legendary hand who dismantled Xipi, it can only be said that Yinsang's wish to find a woman to warm her bed in this life will always be just a wish.
"It's already cold, even if you lie to yourself that you'll get hot if you move too much, it's impossible. Yinsang is not allowed to wear more..." Yinsang shrank her neck and walked forward slowly like an old man. , but it's strange that even though he looks lazy, he can still keep the same pace as Petra next to him.
After a few days of rest after returning from the investigation outside the wall, he was sent to train for training. It was simply distrust of Yinsang's strength!Yinsang selectively forgot that she skipped the training of the Survey Corps and turned Levi's dormitory upside down, and then lay on someone else's sofa and hid Levi's sweets specially to reduce his intake of sweets The sugar bowl was emptied.
Isn't it common sense that exercise heats up when it's cold?Petra always felt that it would be colder if she was lying in the dormitory all the time, right?Wear a little more... It was originally for training, if you wear too much, can you still move?
And if you are left in the Survey Corps... It is not difficult for Petra to imagine that there will be various merchants asking for debts when they go back.
But having said that, almost none of them knew what kind of position Yinsang was in the Corps.But undoubtedly, when she saw his performance on the first day, she even felt that she could rely on him—a strong guarantee other than the captain.However, the consequence of being too crazy is injury, and even others need to protect it in the next few days.
Man is a forgetful animal!All his eye-catching performances are hardly mentioned after the silence, except for a few members who seem to have a good relationship with him since then-Apollo, Hexue, Gajeel.
Yinsang didn't seem to care, occasionally went shopping, and accidentally slipped Levi's wallet or something.Petra felt that maybe he knew it a long time ago, or he had already made a choice, otherwise he would not agree to change the name, right?Thinking of the "John" everyone called, she suddenly felt a little sadness.
Although she doesn't know who he is, she knows how vigorous he was when he killed the giant, and she also knows his strength very clearly through the daily fight between the other party and the captain. Why does such a person use a pseudonym... She I feel like I can't think about it anymore.
"The little girl just dress up beautifully and wait for the prince to come and marry her. If she thinks too much, she will become a yellow-faced woman!" The slight weight fell on the top of her head, and Petra felt the coldness of the winter. The completely different warmth almost wanted to shed tears, but before she could finish being moved, she heard the voice of the man named Gajeel.
——"Bastard Yinsang, how can you rub booger on Miss Petra's head?!"
"Eh? There is a light-year distance between Yinsang and this lady. Even if you want to wipe it, you still wipe your nose. How can you wipe something solid like booger..." Petra froze, not daring to reach out to confirm the other party Did he actually do what he said?
...but he did seem to have wiped her hair just now...
"Yin-sang, how can you lie?! I clearly saw you rubbing up!" Gajiro refused to let go of this question, and looked at Yin-sang angrily.
"Miss Pepe Petra, please please please come down and help you..."
do not talk! ! !Petra's face was flushed, she didn't know whether it was from shame or anger, she quickened her pace, and left Yinsang and Gajeel behind in a short while.
"It's all your fault that Petra-chan left alone!"
"What is it? It's Yinsang who did such a thing. I can't forgive you!"
"What kind of thing is that kind of thing, brother, don't talk nonsense!"
"It's just booger..."
Petra, who was walking in front, staggered and almost fell to the ground. She stared at the two quarreling people as if nothing had happened, and shouted loudly: "Stop arguing!"
"Yes!" The two immediately stood upright, and made a gesture of offering their hearts to her.
A surge of emotions that didn't know what to say, Petra simply couldn't see it, and drove the two people forward. After such a while, they were already far behind.
Seeing two people walking in front of her, she finally carefully took out a handkerchief and wiped it on her head several times...
"Pfft ha ha ha, hey, hey, you're serious, your goddess is serious! It's so sweet! It's sweeter than a chocolate sundae with red beans, 2333..."
"Damn it! Is this human nature? Only people like Yinsang don't have any scruples, even if they really have a head full of boogers..."
Petra's face turned blue, and she inexplicably thought of the shape of a head full of boogers, it's too scary, isn't it?
She lowered her head and finally learned not to sing love when Yinsang was lonely...ah no, it was to strike up a conversation. In the end, it was herself who was thinking too much, and she was also the one who was hit.
Because of the cold weather, the survey corps will generally not go out of the wall in winter. The severe cold seems to have no effect on the giants, but for humans, both flexibility and mobility will be greatly affected by this, so after the weather turns cold, There is usually no extra-mural investigation within the first three months, but the training content will be increased accordingly.
In the first month, I will conduct regular training at the training ground of the Survey Corps. In the middle month, I will conduct snow mountain training. After that, I will go to the forest to do some training on the three-dimensional device, and prepare for the first month of the next year.
After trekking all the way, finally seeing the training camp, everyone was a little excited, but Yinsang, who was still behind, surpassed most of them and ran straight towards the training camp.
"...Wait, wait! Mega-kun, what are you doing? Isn't that the destination? Don't be like this, we are getting farther and farther away from the destination..." Levi cut him off by his collar in the middle of the run Probably because Yinsang was too excited, even the dead fish's eyes widened a lot.He was pulled by Levi towards the opposite side of the training camp, and Levi's footprints in front were quickly covered by Yinsang's dragging marks.
"Shut up! Your place is here." Levi, who silently dragged Yinsang for a long distance, stopped, and then kicked Yinsang down.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa then!" What unknown items are added to the wig!But when he called out, he realized that it was actually just a small dirt slope, and the place he rolled to was an independent log cabin.
"Don't disturb their training!" Levi faithfully carried out Erwin's order, looking at the pitiful Yinsang lying at the door of the cabin, no emotion could be seen in the eyes of the dead fish.
"Everything is fully equipped. You will live here during this time. I will inform you if there is anything to do."
"...Levi-chan, there is one very important thing I forgot to tell you..." Yinsang stared at his dead fish eyes, then ran up three steps at a time, and immediately hugged Li Wei Will's thigh.
"Yin Sang doesn't know how to cook..." [with eight shiny teeth]
"..."
"Please, Levi-chan~" Yinsang, who was kicked off for the second time, waved a small handkerchief and watched Levi walk towards the training camp.
"It's a pity. It would be perfect to have a drink at this time."
Human beings are the strongest, what a youthful saying...
Lesson [-]
In addition to the people from the Survey Corps who will come for training, the new recruits from the Training Corps will also come here for training during this period. After being warned by Levi not to mess around, Yinsang hugged the quilt happily in the "alone "Human world" rolling.
But having said that, they all need training, and he is the only one here... What kind of stupid mentality is it?With a bitter face, Yinsang searched around the house but couldn't even find a can of candy, so she had no choice but to wrap herself in the quilt and hypnotize herself to fall asleep quickly.
Damn it!Do you know that it is best to eat sweets when you have a toothache?
When Levi walked into the wooden house again and saw Yin rolling around on the bed with the quilt in his arms, he couldn't help but frowned again, and said angrily, "What are you doing?"
"No, no, nothing! Yinsang won't have a toothache because of eating too much sugar! That's right, that's right, so let's forget about the dentist..." Yinsang sat up suddenly from the bed, shaking her hands hahaha , and then stared stiffly at Levi getting closer.He dodged the hand stretched out by the other party, "It's really nothing! Don't you think it's normal? Yinsang can bear a little pain!"
……
"Shut up!" Levi glanced at Yinsang fiercely with sharp eyes, and then directly pressed Yinsang's head against the wall, staring at him with black eyes.
"Open your mouth!"
"...Shut up and open again, what do you want Yinsang to do... Aww!" Yinsang shuddered suddenly, watching Levi's hands squeeze his cheeks to open his mouth The lips opened into an "O" shape, and the other party's boots were on top of something incredible, as if they were about to step on it in the next moment.
Yinsang felt her cold sweat dripping down desperately.
"If you talk nonsense again, your OO will explode!" Levi, who made a terrifying declaration, ignored Yinshi's cold sweating face, clicked his tongue in disgust, and roughly pulled a handkerchief on Yinsang's face He wiped it vigorously, and his whole body exuded an extremely dark aura. He threw the veil aside, and when he ordered Yin condescendingly——
"Look up, open your mouth!"
"..." Yinsang felt the boots on his Armstrong cyclotron jet Armstrong cannon fall again, his body stiffened again, and the smile on his face turned into panic, "Lee , Levi-kun calm down! Violence is wrong..."
"Open your mouth." Levi's tone had calmed down. He looked down at Yinsang, and then silently exerted force on his feet. He was satisfied to see Yinsang's body shaking, and then looked up as if dying, and opened his mouth wide. .
The nose moved slightly, and Levi was surprised to find that the other party didn't have the oral problems he thought, probably because he often ate candy, so he still exuded a faint fragrance.But compared to this, the scene inside makes Levi almost want to punch this person away.
The teeth on the right can already clearly see black marks, probably because they like to push the candy aside when eating candy, so the contrast between the two sides is extremely strong.
Resisting the urge to kick the person in front of him away, he lowered his head and observed carefully. Back then, Isabel also ate sweets and broke her teeth. Thinking of this, he rarely sighed.
"Mr. Liliwell..." Yinsang's inarticulate voice finally brought Levi's thoughts back, he let go of his hand, took out a handkerchief to wipe his hands again, and said flatly, "It seems that you have recently I can only eat liquid food, I will tell Erwin... bring you to train together."
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu than but Is it too cruel?There's nothing wrong with Yinsang... Fuck, it's this sore pain again!
"Or..." Levi paused, then looked at Yinsang coldly again, with a strong contempt in the eyes of the dead fish, "It's not bad for me to help you pull it out."
!!!
Master Brave, don't bother with part-time work! The devil king who can't make a lot of money on the phone is here, come and defeat the devil king!Yinsang suddenly felt like a princess who was snatched into the castle by the devil. The devil made all kinds of cruel and unreasonable troubles and said that no one would come to save you even if you broke your throat o(TヘTo)①
"Broken...broken throat..." Please help!
"Your state is not suitable for eating any more sweets, so I will cut off all your sources of sweets." Levi folded his hands on his chest, condescendingly glanced at Yinsang who was covering his mouth, and announced cruelly and coldly what he would take All Yinsang's resistance was suppressed without hesitation.
"So far, you've overdrawn your salary for three months," he said.
Yinsang said that a world without sweets has no value in existence, and there is a wild beast in her heart that keeps screaming and roaring crazily, wanting to tear the person in front of her into pieces and destroy the world!
In fact, Yinsang gave in without the slightest spine, while secretly thinking about going back to the Survey Corps to grab Levi's wallet.
"How about once a week?" Yinsang carefully bargained.
"Huh?" Levi's face looked dark, and then the attack hit him the next moment, he grabbed Yinsang's hair, "It seems that you really want to pull out your teeth..."
The expression of Nengzhi's child crying at night appeared in front of her, and Yinsang gave in spinelessly again.
"Ahaha, Yinsang is just joking about what sweets are. Yinsang doesn't know. Hehehe, I am the protagonist of Jump, why do I have to submit to you, the supporting role of Magazine..." Sure enough, he still wanted to take his wallet.
Yinsang stretched out her hand with lightning speed, and grabbed the other party's neck the moment the other party let go of her hair. He sat straddling Levi triumphantly, the two obvious blue marks on his cheeks looked slightly Somewhat weird.Finally, it was him who had the upper hand, and his mouth almost went up to the sky.
"Uh heh mega-kun, Yinsang wants to tell you a truth, the ones sent by Jump are the supreme ones, and the tax thieves sent by Magazine should just eat dog food obediently!" Yinsang grinned grimly, pinching Levi's neck with one hand , holding down the opponent's right hand with one hand, and the two long legs did not show any weakness, one was separated to suppress Levi's left hand, and the other, together with the strength of the waist and abdomen, suppressed Levi's legs.
Levi tried to break free, Yinsang's hand holding his neck was not very strong, the more difficult thing was other suppression.His chest heaved violently, and it could be seen from that terribly black face that his anger had already accumulated to the full level, but he was suffering from being unable to vent it out.
"Captain!" When Yinsang heard the girl's sweet voice, Yinsang's movements suddenly paused. Levi, who had been standing still, seized this wonderful opportunity without wasting any time. With both feet, he hit his right knee directly To Yinsang's stomach.As soon as Yinsang's hand was loosened, he seized the opportunity to force both hands at the same time, hitting Yinsang's jaw with his elbow, and then kicked Yinsang off the bed.
The whole movement is clear and smooth, without delay.
"boom!"
A huge impact suddenly sounded, kicking up a cloud of dust.When Petra ran into the house in a hurry, she saw Yinsang slowly getting up on the ground with one hand on her waist, while the captain was rubbing her neck with her right hand, both of them looked disheveled.At that moment, she was blessed to the soul——
"Yes, I'm sorry! Please continue!"
Then he ran out quickly.
Yinsang slipped for some reason and fell to the ground again, but Levi's face was also filled with blackness, and his expression could not be seen clearly.
What the hell kind of god unfolding is this? !
The atmosphere seemed to be a little bad, and after the group assignment was completed, Petra's self-conscious gaze made Yinsang stiff again, Levi
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