[Fengshen] Don't call me king

The following are the top 50 questions about the relationship between husband and wife, counted as the first update of today (yes, this is used to make up the number of the third update~Y(^o^)Y

In accordance with the destiny of the heavens, the first emperor ordered that the husband and wife would be given a hundred questions, and they would ascend to heaven after completing them.

Lan Xiaosan: Long live my king, long live, long live

Emperor Zhou/Bo Yi Kao: ...

1. What are your names, please?

Emperor Zhou: Formerly known as Jiang Yichun, now known as Zishou, titled Emperor Xin, formerly used stage names: Jin Jia, Jiang Yichun, and Seven Wolves One Night, only uneducated people would be called Zhen Zhou!

Lan Xiaosan: You...your sister, I'll just call you Zhou! ! !

Boyi Kao: Ji... Kao...

Emperor Zhou: Don’t feel embarrassed. I said earlier that your father is uneducated. Even if you are uneducated, you still love to show off.

Boyi Kao: ...

What is your age?

Emperor Zhou: 23 in his previous life, 22 in this life

Lan Xiaosan: Fall, you are talking nonsense, I clearly set thirty

Emperor Zhou: Didn't you tell me that I was 28? ! !

Lan Xiaosan: →→, oh, so you are so young?

Boyi Kao: ...Yi Kao is [-] this year

3. What is your gender?

Emperor Zhou: They are all men

Lan Xiaosan: But everyone wants to let the eldest son do that

Boyi Kao: (⊙o⊙) Which one?

Lan Xiaosan: (with a big belly) Is this it~

Boyi Kao: =口=This Yi Kao really can’t do it

Emperor Zhou: It's because I didn't make preparations in advance and snatched the Lingzhu. I don't blame you. Be good, don't cry

Boyi Kao: I didn't cry!

4 What is your personality like?

Emperor Zhou: I am a virtuous monarch who is approachable, enthusiastic, cheerful, down-to-earth, hard-working, noble in character, loving integrity, worrying about the world's worries before worrying about the world's joys, and having only advantages and no disadvantages in me. There are only lower limits and no upper limits. , Yao Shun Yu soup is unmatched~

Lan Xiaosan: As the mother of this snake maniac, I have to vent to you, my son. My son is a pervert, a tyrant, and a joker. He has a lot of shortcomings and almost no advantages. There are only upper limits and no lower limits. Nothing like that~

Bo Yi Kao: Then why do you want him to like Yi Kao? ::>_<::

Lan Xiaosan: (￣▽￣)~* Ape dung is about to fall from the sky and hit you on the head, I can’t help it~

5 The character of the other party?

Emperor Zhou: Be good, little rabbit, open the door, open it quickly, and let me in~

Lan Xiaosan: Zi once said: Pengmen is now open for you XD (Confucius: Hey, you are enough!

Boyi Kao: You are all perverts! ! ! ::>_<::

Emperor Zhou: ╮(╯▽╰)╭I just sang a nursery rhyme

Lan Xiaosan: Hehe, I only recited half a poem

Boyi Kao: {{{(>_<)}}}

6. Where did the two meet?

Jiang Yichun: First love on the bank of the Yellow River~

Jin Jia: A Kiss in the Suburbs of Changzhou~

Emperor Zhou: (#‵′) by

Boyi Kao: Chaoge, Nine Halls

Emperor Zhou: (╯3╰)

Boyi Kao: ...

Yuqi: →→

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Jiang Yichun: Average looking, not as pretty as me, but soft and easy to bully

Jin Jia: It looks delicious

Yuqi: XD cute little rabbit

Emperor Zhou: The meal time is finally here

Boyi Kao: Tyrant, pervert, preposterous words, senseless and foolish king

Emperor Zhou: I said that I am the Son of Heaven, and what I said is the only standard of heaven and justice. Why do you still misunderstand me, child?

Boyi Kao: Don't call me a courtier's child!

8. What do you like about each other?

Emperor Zhou: There are so many things to like about the little rabbit: he is kind and cute, he is smart and not proud, he can play the piano and get angry, he bites deliciously, and the most important thing is that he fits me very well in bed!

Boyi Kao: Don't call your servant Little Rabbit! !

Lan Xiaosan: Fu forehead, what kind of trouble is "getting angry"?Are you an S or an M! ! !

9. What do you hate about each other?

Emperor Zhou: Why is Xiao Kao surnamed Ji?

Boyi Kao: ...

Emperor Zhou: Hold your face, don't call your courtiers a quiz~

Bo Yikao: No...Your Majesty, you can call it that...

Emperor Zhou: I still call you Xiaoji

Boyi Kao: (┬_┬) This person is necrotic, there is no place worthy of liking by others!

Lan Xiaosan: →→Next question

Emperor Zhou: Hahaha

10. Do you think you have a good sex with each other?

Emperor Zhou: good

Bo Yi Kao: After the two younger brothers leave Chaoge, Yi Kao will hang himself, cut his pulse, and jump into the river...

Lan Xiaosan: Hard work

11. How do you call each other?

Emperor Zhou: Prince Xiqi, Xiao Tu, Bo Yi Kao, Ji Kao, Xiao Kao, Ai Qing

Bo Yi Kao: Your Majesty

12. How would you like to be called by the other party?

Emperor Zhou: Jiang Yichun

Boyi Kao: Humph!

Lan Xiaosan: Eldest son, next time you really can't stand it in bed, you can affectionately call him "Shou~~~"

Emperor Zhou: You——

Boyi Kao: (⊙o⊙)?

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other person is?

Emperor Zhou: A soft and huggable rabbit

Bo Yi Kao: Evil Dragon

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, would you give it?

Emperor Zhou: Zhen + Jin Jia + Jiang Yichun three consecutive shots

Yuqi: What about me?

Jin Jia/Jiang Yichun: Let's go.

Bo Yikao: ￣へ￣I always feel that he has taken the initiative to take away all the things that can be given away, and I can’t find anything to give away at all

Emperor Zhou: (￣ˇ￣)

15. So what gift do you want for yourself?

Emperor Zhou: []~(￣▽￣)~* Bo Yikao, put on the royal dress and accompany me to the dragon bed for a roll

Boyi Kao: The courtier will never agree!

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party?

Emperor Zhou: Everything is satisfactory

Bo Yi Kao: Everything is not satisfied

17 What is your problem?

Emperor Zhou: Although I don’t want to, but for the sake of history, I can only be a senseless emperor—Xiao Ji, what you see is actually just the appearance, my essence is really kind and gentle~

Bo Yi Kao: I have always wanted to throw "-2" in someone's face, which is a new problem that Yi Kao has recently contracted

Lan Xiaosan: ...

Emperor Zhou: Oh oh oh...Xiaoji, your words pierced my heart, making me feel so much pain~

Lan Xiaosan: I'm the one who got stuck in the heart, okay?How many -2s have I been inserted for your disguise! ! !

18. What is the opponent's fault?

Emperor Zhou: With me here, who dares to say that there is something wrong with Prince Xiqi? ! !

Bo Yi Kao: A man who is twisted even in his strengths, Yi Kao doesn't know where to start talking about his flaws

19. What kind of things does the other party do that make you unhappy?

Emperor Zhou: Colluded secretly with Xiqi, intending to overthrow my tyrannical government

Boyi Kao: When did a courtier do such a thing?

Emperor Zhou: Oh, so I have always been happy~

Boyi Kao: ...

Lan Xiaosan: Young master, you used "..." to fool you through a lot of questions~

Bo Yi Kao: Yi Kao... Hearing His Majesty's voice, seeing His Majesty's people, touching His Majesty's body, will feel unpleasant

Emperor Zhou: ...

Lan Xiaosan: o(╯□╰)o I always feel that the problem is very serious (I feel that the happy state is also very serious~)

Emperor Zhou: (╰_╯)#Promise me, when this article is finished, I will redo the title of this volume!

Lan Xiaosan: ╮(╯▽╰)╭I don’t think the answer will make any difference

20. What did you do that made the other person unhappy?

Emperor Zhou: I don’t love him anymore! (Grabs the eldest son's hand, affectionately) But Yi Kao has to trust me, I will never treat you so cruelly, I want to fly with you, I only envy mandarin ducks, not immortals!

Bo Yikao: Uh... (I always feel intimidated and want to vomit, what should I do...)

Lan Xiaosan: Ugh...that's disgusting!

Emperor Zhou: (╰_╯)#Come here, feed her to the snake pot for Zhencha! ! !

21. To what extent has your relationship reached?

Emperor Zhou: Refer to Chapter 57 for details

Boyi Kao: o(>﹏<)o

22. Where did two people meet for the first time?

Emperor Zhou: The Shouxian Palace, or Xiaotu took the initiative to look for it, I am really flattered~

Bo Yikao: The subject was carried over by the third princess, the subject was involuntary, and it was not a date!

23. How was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Emperor Zhou: I almost couldn't help but eat the little rabbit, ah...as long as I'm facing the little rabbit, the self-control I'm proud of won't work.

Boyi Kao: (ˇ?ˇ) A courtier should not kick his legs at that time

Emperor Zhou: If you don't kick your legs, I will make Jichang into meatloaf

Bo Yi Kao: You are too cruel! ! ! －(>口＜-)

24. How far has it progressed?

Emperor Zhou: Although the little rabbit was shy, he still responded to me (￣ˇ￣) Although he didn’t speak at that moment, I could see from his eyes that he had fallen in love with me deeply! ! !

Bo Yikao: (￣口￣) I can see that your Majesty's eye disease is the biggest problem! ! !

25. Where do you often go to date?

Emperor Zhou: Xianqing Palace, Shouxian Palace, Zhen’s bedroom

26. What kind of preparations will you make for the other party's birthday?

Emperor Zhou: Shy, Aiqing, do you want to eat the Manchu banquet made by myself?

Boyi Kao: I don't understand what you're saying at all.

Emperor Zhou:——

27. Which party confessed first?

Emperor Zhou: I

28. How much do you like each other?

Emperor Zhou: In the days without Prince Xiqi, I would be in such pain that I would rather die than die!

Boyi Kao: Courtiers don't like His Majesty

Emperor Zhou: Fork out the author and chop it into pieces to make meatloaf for Ji Chang

Lan Xiaosan: =mouth=

29. Is it love?

Emperor Zhou: Yes

Boyi Kao: The courtier begged His Majesty to spare the courtier's father

Emperor Zhou: Oh, if you say you like me, I promise you~

Boyi Kao: ...my subjects...like Your Majesty

Emperor Zhou: Is it love?

Boyi Kao: ………………………………

Lan Xiaosan: Hey, I always feel that you forgive the wrong person!

30. What does the other person say that bothers you?

Emperor Zhou: Look at 28 questions

Boyi test: the same

Lan Xiaosan: I want to be a stepmother!

31. If you feel that the other party is suspected of changing his mind, what will you do?

Emperor Zhou: I believe that the son of Xiqi is a smart man, and I will not let me have an excuse to destroy Xiqi immediately

Boyi Kao: Ask for it

32. Can you forgive the other party for a change of heart?

Emperor Zhou: There is no word "forgive" in my dictionary

Bo Yi Kao: Feelings that are forced to come have no good results! ! !

Emperor Zhou: Yikao, don't make a pun

Boyi Kao: ╭(╯^╰)╮

33. What if the other party is more than one hour late for a date?

Emperor Zhou: When I want a date, I will go to him directly, there is no chance for the son to be late~

Bo Yi Kao: I wish I would be late forever and never appear in front of Yi Kao again!

34. Which part of the other person's body do you like most?

Emperor Zhou: fingers

Bo Yi Kao: no

Lan Xiaosan: Eldest son, it's hard to say one, otherwise it would be so boring!

Bo Yi Kao: Turning his head and covering his face, his back

35. The other party's sexiest expression?

Emperor Zhou: Evil smile, obviously unwilling, but still unable to stop because of talent

Boyi Kao: (ˇ?ˇ) you go to die

36. When two people are together, when do you feel your heart beat faster?

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37. Would you tell white lies to the other party?

Emperor Zhou: A little lie, how could Prince Xiqi pay attention to it?

Bo Yikao: Your servant is not as magnanimous as His Majesty thinks, and His Majesty's lies are never tolerated by the word "little"!

Emperor Zhou: Don't care about the details of adjectives in Yikao

Bo Yikao: (╯｀ ′)╯If the subject's sword hadn't been confiscated in front of the Meridian Gate, do you think you would still be so proud? ! !

38. Do you feel the happiest when doing something?

Emperor Zhou: Smile evilly, (￣▽￣)~*

Boyi Kao: Playing the Piano

39 Ever quarreled?

Emperor Zhou: no

Boyi Kao: How could it not be! ! !

40. What are the quarrels for?

Lan Xiaosan: Because I haven’t had any quarrels, this question is over.

Boyi Kao: =口=

41. How to reconcile afterwards?

Lan Xiaosan: Yes

42. Do you still want to be lovers after reincarnation?

Emperor Zhou: If we can meet again, I will definitely pursue you again

Boyi Kao: I believe that I will not be so unlucky

43. When will you feel loved?

Emperor Zhou: Roll the sheets

Boyi Kao: ...

44. How do you express your love?

Emperor Zhou: Roll the sheets

Boyi Kao: (╰_╯)#

45. When will you feel that "you don't love me anymore"?

Emperor Zhou: When he refused to have sex with me

Boyi Kao: (╯｀ ′)╯(┴—┴

46. ​​What do you think is the flower that matches the other party?

Emperor Zhou: Lotus=_,=

Bo Yi Kao: Piranha

47. Is there a secret between the two?

Emperor Zhou: Where there are lies, there will naturally be secrets. This is not nonsense!

48. Where does your inferiority complex come from?

Emperor Zhou: As a generation of tyrants, there is still a certain gap between me and Xia Jie. I have always been worried about this and feel ashamed

Boyi Kao: Father, Mother, Ministers of Xiqi

Lan Xiaosan: caress

Emperor Zhou: Don't be sad, I will kill them now!

Lan Xiaosan: =mouth=

Boyi Kao: (￣Q￣)╯Go away

49. Is the relationship between the two open or secret?

Emperor Zhou: Semi-public

Do you think the love with each other can last forever?

Emperor Zhou: Yes!

Boyi Kao: I don't want it, my servant!