[Fengshen] Don't call me king

The author has something to say: This rockery is really hollow. Nezha climbed to the top of the mountain and looked down, and found that there was a couch hidden underneath. There was not only one person on the couch, but two men, whose bodies overlapped. playing some tricks.

Because the man above was wearing a big cloak, Nezha didn't know exactly what game they were playing, but the man below obviously couldn't play this game, as long as the man above made a slight movement, he would make a sound, and he didn't know he was screaming. Pain is still called pain.

The man at the top is a very burly man, because he is lying down on the man at the bottom, Nezha doesn't know his face, but he can only see that the man at the bottom has a beautiful and beautiful face, because he can't stand this strange game. , his face was flushed, wet with sweat, and his eyes were slightly squinted, obviously absent-minded.

Seeing this handsome man in pain, Nezha thought to himself that the man in the cloak was bullying him?Suddenly angry, he wanted to jump off the rockery so as to kick the man above him away.

But when his two little feet were on the edge of the rockery, and he was about to jump down, the handsome man suddenly opened his eyes, and looked towards him slowly and unconsciously, but he was startled, his face All of a sudden, it became more red, and a pair of eyes were tightly locked on Nezha, staring wide open.

But it was the man on top.... He rushed down and his eyes immediately became slack again.

Seeing that he found him, Nezha quickly put his index finger in front of his mouth, telling him to keep quiet, so as not to startle the snake and prevent himself from coming to rescue him!

The man in the big cloak snorted at this moment, and then leaned against the ear of the man below him and whispered.

Nezha is the reincarnation of a god general, with amazing hearing, he can naturally hear what the man is saying, he has obviously noticed something strange, so he asked the people below why they are so tight - Nezha couldn't understand this , only when he asked why he was so nervous!

What annoyed Nezha was that the handsome man looked smart but was extremely confused. When the man in the cloak came to ask him something, he actually confessed to Nezha and said to him, "There is a child..."

Hearing this, the man in the cloak didn't care. He only laughed softly twice, looking very happy, and didn't turn around to look at Nezha, and continued to play his game as usual.

The handsome man immediately struggled to push the man in the cloak away. Seeing him like this, Nezha felt that his good intentions were really being treated as a donkey's liver and lungs. The good intentions to help him just now disappeared completely, and he turned around and walked down. I don't care whether this handsome man was eaten or killed by the man in the cloak!

Nezha jumped down from the rockery, unexpectedly, as soon as he landed, he ran into that female cook again, remembering what he did as a thief in front of her, his face immediately turned red, and he turned around and wanted to run away.Who would have thought that the female cook would suddenly call out Nezha when he was about to slip out of her sight!

When Nezha heard her calling him, he thought to himself, apart from his adoptive father, a fellow witch doctor, how could anyone else in the palace know the name of the king?So he immediately turned back and rushed to Yu Qi, wanting to ask her about her life experience!

Unexpectedly, his voice was too loud, and finally disturbed the two people in the rockery, one of them was very angry, and a message came from the rockery, asking Yu Qi to take Nezha elsewhere.

Without a word, Yu Qier grabbed Nezha, dragged him to the kitchen, put a pile of food in front of Nezha, and asked him to talk to him after eating.

Although Nezha was very hungry at this time, his masculinity must not be moved by this little food, so he just kept the food in his arms and did not eat it immediately. Instead, he glared at Yu Qi and said: "You Don't think that you can buy this king with this little benefit, you have to settle the account of stealing me from my biological parents today!"

Yu Qi looked at Nezha coldly, and then reached out to snatch the things from his arms.Where can Nezha be willing?Since he is a great king, how can there be any reason for him to be robbed of what he has obtained?So he turned his back in a hurry, stuffed two or two of them into his mouth!

He ate eagerly and naturally choked.A bowl of warm soup was handed to him, he immediately took it, drank it, and threw the bowl aside, then turned around to look at Yu Qi, put his hands on his chest, and stared at Yu Qi with a grunt. seven.

Yu Qi smiled and said: "You don't have to stare at me, why do you need me to tell you how different you were from others when you were born? It's really not kind of me to put you in Jiang Yichun's place to raise you, but don't you I can live a happier life at home than in Jizhou."

Nezha shook his head and said, "That's not what you said. My adoptive father once said that a golden nest and a silver nest are not as good as my own grass nest. Maybe my parents don't like me because I am different from ordinary people, but they are my parents after all. How can there be such a thing as you?" Do you act privately and break the family happiness?"

Yu Qi nodded and said: "That's not bad, I did go too far, it's reasonable for you to seek revenge on me, but I have a very important thing to do here, please wait a while before coming to me Settle accounts, and first go to your parents' house to recognize your ancestors and return to your ancestors, then how about coming back?"

Nezha was afraid that Yu Qi was denying her with an excuse, so he asked her what she must do.Yu Qi told her that she had trained [-] maids in the palace to be witch doctors, and now that they had all learned something, she wanted to ask Emperor Zhou for a favor to set up medical officers in various places so that they would be released from the palace to serve as witch doctors. The common people seek happiness.

Hearing this, Nezha couldn't help thinking to himself that if Yu Qi hadn't lied, what she had done would be of great benefit to the common people. If he seeks revenge with her, in the future, if others find out, they will compare me to a villain Treat them the same way?

He also thought that Yu Qi was the real Marquis of Jizhou, and that his adoptive father was just a representative of her subordinates. He didn't reveal this interest because he loved him very much. He was not a reckless and ignorant person, how could he really not Know this relationship?

What's more, since Yu Qi is the Marquis of Jizhou, it is only natural that he will take care of the people of Jizhou. If the imperial court really set up medical officers, they will definitely send a few more to Jizhou. All live to grow up?

Nezha once saw a "little general" under his command who burned to death because of a high fever, and he was very sensitive to these things. Now that Yu Qi said that he would send a medical officer to the people, and knowing that her medical skills are superb, he wanted to become a famous teacher and become a high-level apprentice. If Jizhou could get twenty or thirty disciples from her, how could the common people die from a little illness?

Having figured it out like this, he immediately changed his mind about making trouble for Yu Qi, and acted like an adult who doesn't remember the faults of a villain, saying that he would not do anything to Yu Qi, and he just wanted to ask her who her biological parents were Who, it's just to scare her by the way, who knows that she is so careless!

Who knows that his parents, if you don't ask, you don't know, but if you ask him, you will be shocked. They are the parents of Mu Zha, a good disciple next to Master Puxian!

When he heard that Li Jing, the guard of Chentang Gate, was his father, Nezha was really startled, and when he recovered, he was speechless for a while, secretly thinking that his relationship with Na Muzha was so close and warm, it turned out to be such a good fortune!

Knowing the secret of his own life experience, Nezha turned his head and kicked the Hot Wheels to leave—but he didn't really leave, but secretly hid behind Yu Qi, wanting to see if what she just said was deceiving him, so he told Behind her, finally entered the bath after an hour!

Nezha originally said that Yu Qi wanted to take a bath, even though he was a boy, he was embarrassed to see her take a bath by herself.But when he turned around and was about to leave, he heard human voices coming from the bath, but by coincidence, it was the two men playing games behind the rockery.

Nezha is a clever ghost, his eyes rolled around and he turned his head back immediately. He folded back and hid behind the curtain. Although he couldn't see what the people inside were doing, he could hear what they were talking about.

Unexpectedly, Yu Qi actually told the matter about the medical officer in this bath.On the one hand, Nezha disliked this woman because she really didn't know how to speak according to the occasion, and on the other hand, she was surprised. It turned out that one of the two men was the great tyrant Zhou Huang that Master Taiyi said in his mouth, and wanted him to overthrow!I just don't know if it's the top one or the bottom one.

Nezha was curious about what the Emperor Zhou looked like, so he secretly lifted a corner of the curtain and looked inside, but saw the handsome and handsome man who had obviously been bullied, lying on the edge of the pool, not moving. Too lazy to move.The burly man was sitting beside him, putting his hands on his shoulders, lowering his head from time to time to bite his shoulders.

When Nezha saw the red and purple on the handsome man's body, he knew that this man must have been gnawed a lot - and then heard the burly man answer Yu Qi with words, who was it if he was not Emperor Zhou?Immediately, it became clear that what Master secretly said was right, this Emperor Zhou is indeed a tyrant, and he likes to bite people!

Because the biting tyrant kept his head half down, Nezha couldn't see his full face, so he was curious and annoyed, so he kept peeking.

But he said that Emperor Zhou was really a senseless and stupid king. Even Nezha, the devil king of the world, knew that the matter of Yu Qi's submission was a great thing that benefited the country and the people, but he was not very willing to agree to it until Yu Qi said that he was willing to take Jizhou's finances. The dog emperor reluctantly agreed to pay the salary of the medical officer!

When Nezha heard that Yu Qi was going to take money from Jizhou to fill the hole of the Hunjun, he was furious for a while, and thought that when Yu Qi left, he would come and teach the Hunjun a lesson!

But when Yu Qi left, he was about to rush in and push Hunjun into the bathing pool for him to drink the bath water, when the handsome man who had been motionless suddenly straightened up.Seeing that they started talking, Nezha immediately shrank back.

But there was a slight gasp in the handsome man's voice, and he asked the dog emperor: "Your Majesty, I have been in the palace for half a year, but I found that there is no second person here who is more obedient than the Seventh Witch Doctor Yu, and who is more respectful to Your Majesty." Think about it."

The dog emperor smiled lasciviously and said, "Are you feeling aggrieved by her, obviously doing a great thing that can earn me a reputation, but still being exploited by me like this?"

The handsome man shook his head and said, "Your Majesty, why don't you understand what the subject is going to say? Now that you think about how generous your Majesty was at the beginning, you gave them the two cities of Ji and Chang with salt ponds and copper mines." The brothers and sisters did not let the two of them go to the fief to take up the post, but asked Jiang Yichun to take the post of the city lord, which clearly confirmed their loyalty and would never betray His Majesty, that's why they acted like this."

When Nezha heard this, he was really speechless, thinking how could his adoptive father have the same heart with this tyrant?It must be this handsome man who maliciously framed her!Thinking of being almost betrayed by him to the tyrant in the imperial garden just now, he disliked him even more, and thought to himself that if he knows people, he doesn't know his heart, it's really a good skin for nothing!

Unexpectedly, Emperor Zhou didn't deny what the man around him said, but laughed and said: "Yikao is so smart, how can I behave in the future so that I can amuse you as much as today?"

(It turned out that on this day, Emperor Zhou had a whim and wanted to go outside to have a wild game, and knew that Boyi Kao would never agree, so he took the matter of buying salt from Jizhou at a low price to Xiqi as a threat, and forced Debo Yikao had to play around with him, but he was almost spoiled by Nezha!)

When Emperor Zhou said these words, Nezha was stunned. Before he could continue listening, he turned around and left the palace. Regardless of the matter of finding his biological parents, he went straight back to Jizhou and asked his adoptive father to question him. went!

Unexpectedly, his adoptive father did not deny it at all, and said that when he came to the Great Shang Dynasty with the Yuqi brothers and sisters, if he hadn't been accepted by Emperor Zhou, let alone his current dignified status, just being an outsider would have made him a stranger. Immediately, he was arrested and made a slave, and lived a humble life of serving others all his life.

Jiang Yichun lightly touched Nezha's fluffy yellow hair, and said with a bleak smile, "Nezha, since you recognize Sun Wukong as an idol, you should know that you should repay your kindness, otherwise even the lowly goblins and ghosts will be ashamed." Come laugh at me!"

Nezha shook his head and said, "But that Emperor Zhou is a tyrant, how could the father-in-law help him to abuse him for his own favor, and ignore the rise and fall of the world—you don't know that Emperor Zhou can eat people!"

Jiang Yichun smiled when he heard the words, and immediately leaned over, took Nezha's hand and took a bite in his mouth.Nezha was taken aback by him, quickly withdrew his hand, blushed and said, "How can foster father be so mischievous? Nezha is half a year old now, he is not a child, how can he just kiss him casually!"

Jiang Yichun straightened up and said: "You also know that I kiss you because I love you and want to get close to you. Then how do you know that Emperor Zhou didn't kiss and bite you because I love that person and want to get close to him?" his?"

Nezha opened his big eyes, blinked, thought for a while and said puzzledly: "But that man is already bigger than me, how can he still bite like a child? Then can I also bite?" Tianhua and Aozhen?"

The corners of Jiang Yichun's eyes twitched immediately, and he thought to himself that you are too greedy, to bite two in one bite, I'm afraid your tender mouth can't withstand hard fists, and just one Huang Tianhua can beat you all over the place. !But he couldn't take back what he just said, so he nodded in agreement with Nezha.

Nezha immediately became happy when he saw this, and thought to himself that Ao Zhen was so well-behaved, he was his younger brother, so it was inconvenient to bully him, but Huang Tianhua was stingy and held grudges so hard that he laughed at himself for being a baby boy, and would bite him whenever he saw him , Seeing that he usually makes people get angry and beat them if they look at them too much, if he is bitten by himself, wouldn't he die of anger immediately?

The more Nezha thinks about it, the more he finds it fun, but he doesn't want to be fooled by his adoptive father Jiang Yichun to ignore the problem!