[Gintama Divine Might] Only We Can't Promise
Chapter 48
Forty-eight training
Sometimes it is not good to have too many natal relatives.
After the head and his wife came back this time, something was not right, and the night rabbits of the Seventh Division once again fell into a predicament where everyone was in danger.
Although the combat effectiveness of Shenwei and Weiwei is very different, God knows that the status of these two people in the whole regiment is almost the same. If you offend the regiment leader, you may be slaughtered by mistake, and if you offend the cook, you may have nothing for a few days. Eat, so every time the two have any conflicts, the subordinates will keep a wait-and-see attitude together with Xing.
However, such so-called conflicts usually come to naught in the end, and the Yetus who have rich experience are not in a hurry, and have started a lot of gambling under the influence of Xing, who has been brainwashed by jump and has become more and more smart recently.The content of the bet is nothing more than who will bow first or even be separated for a few days this time. Although most of the night rabbits think that Kamui will never bow, there will be two bold people who support the cook, so A one-sided situation like this one is really rare.
"Are you so unconfident in Auntie?"
Seeing the big pile of bets in front of the Shenwei logo, Xing silently bowed a sweat of sympathy for the cook, but he also faintly sensed it in his heart, this time Weiwei really pissed Shenwei off.
"I can't help it, Mrs. Baozi is dead this time!" a Yetu whispered in the corner, "Even if Yetu's woman quarrels with her husband, she is not allowed to go to her mother's house for help..."
"That's right, my mother-in-law and I fight every time for a few days and nights. When she loses strength, we will make up naturally. Hehe, fight at the head of the bed and make up at the end of the bed!"
"You brat just loves to brag! You are the one who has no strength in the end!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Even though that woman is a bit stronger, she is not my opponent!"
……
Seeing the Yetus quickly quarreling with the vegetable sellers in the vegetable market, Xing swept the bets into the bag with a black face, carried it out of the cabin, and was suddenly grabbed by the neck as soon as he walked out the door. Turning his head away, he rubbed his nose with one hand.
"Uncle, what are you doing?"
"Young man, look, isn't your bet thanks to us?" The silver-haired, curly-haired man looked complacent, and Xing rolled his eyes.
"You still have self-knowledge! Speaking of which, don't you claim to be here to save people? I think saving people is fake, and making this place a mess is the real purpose!"
"Don't say that, there is no conflict between saving people and making money, okay! Besides, I have to help Kagura recuperate after I rescued her. This also requires money..."
"Come on, don't get so close, it stinks..."
Xingku pushed Yinshi hard, muttering to himself why Weiwei always likes to bring some unknown creatures to the spaceship, when suddenly a girl's voice sounded both hypocritical and provocative came from behind.
"Big brother!"
Yinshi trembled unconsciously, let go of his hand and turned his head, the cook was running towards him with a smile on her face, and a row of black lines hung on his forehead in an instant.
Speaking of which, who came up with this ghost idea.
The reason for the incident was this, that day Weiwei heard Afutu say that Chun Yu’s leader called the Seventh Division to return quickly, and immediately began to worry about whether Kagura was being taken by them to be a test product or something, and his mind was full of thoughts. She wanted to save people, but she was also worried that Shenwei would not make any moves, so she made a brave decision after her brain was running fast...
"Ma'am, who are these?"
Seeing Weiwei leading a mighty group of people approaching, Yetu, who was in charge of guarding the entrance of the spaceship, thought she was being held hostage and immediately went on alert, but Weiwei hurried over and stretched out his hand to block the crowd.
"Wait! Although they don't look like good people, they are actually my...my...ah yes! My natal family!"
After she finished speaking, she wanted to bite off her tongue again. Where did this go? It was her natal family... But it seems that there is really no other reason to explain it...
"... Are there many people in your natal family?" The guard's hands trembled, and his eyes swept across the row behind her, picking noses, blowing bubbles, bald bald... Hey, that umbrella ?
"Not many, this is my brother, this is my younger brother, this is my father, this is my pet, this..."
She pointed at Yinshi, Okita, Xinghai Fangzhu and Dingchun who came to join in the fun in turn. When she put her hand on Xinbashi, she paused for a moment, and then she suddenly became enlightened.
"It's glasses and spectacle frames!"
"Who is the spectacle frame, hello!"
From the time she paused, the new eight boy who had an ominous premonition did not hesitate to complain, but the scary thing was that Yetu also accepted this setting without any doubts!
Hello!Have all the races with common sense in this universe died out!
Tucaodi was deeply depressed, but for everyone, it was nothing to worry about successfully stepping on the spaceship to the universe, so the Seventh Division took in several earthlings after the cook.
Speaking of which... Are Earth people such a strange species?
Of course, the night rabbits didn't know that the people on earth they saw were monsters even in the universe, and their doubts were not successfully conveyed to the ears of the sudden earth people, but the night rabbits felt that their own group It's true that Chang's mood is not very beautiful recently, especially after seeing his "father-in-law" who is already in a state of desperation.
"Why is he here?"
Hearing Shenwei's seemingly too calm voice from the bathroom, the already guilty cook suddenly became even more frightened.Even though she swaggered to bring people up and didn't see any reaction from Shenwei, and she herself patted her chest in front of Yinshi and them to ensure that there would be no problem, but she still couldn't help being stage fright when she heard Shenwei's voice.
She knew that all the willfulness she could have now was the result of his connivance, and if one day really touched his bottom line, maybe she would be worse than the rest of the people who died under his hands...
"It's all on the way, let's go together."
In order to ask for forgiveness, she rarely obsequiously went to the door of the bathroom and waited for this man to go out.She usually avoids suspicion when he takes a bath, although she once wanted to ask him to be treated the same so that he would not stay in the room while she was taking a bath, but Shenwei ignored her at all, just sat on the bed holding the remote control Flips from the first channel to the last channel.
That's right, Kamui also likes to watch TV when he's bored, but this gentleman's hobby is just to watch those channels change back and forth, so the buttons on the remote control have broken down several times, and in the end Weiwei is too embarrassed to let the driver The technical house in the cabin came to be repaired, because every time those guys would use a very surprised look to inquire about the secrets of the head's boudoir, probably because they really wanted to know what kind of play made the remote control innocently lie on the gun, and the cook was annoyed by this endlessly.
Am I mistaken, to kneel is to kneel on the washboard!What a remote control!
Of course, the above are all off-topic. What the cook has to face now is how to make the leader, who is not in a good mood, accept that the next journey will be with that bald old man... Basically, it is an impossible task... Bar?
"By the way?"
Accompanied by the boy's doubtful voice, the door of the bathroom was pulled open by Huo Di. After taking a bath, Kamui poked his head out wrapped in a towel. Even though his hair was wet and he looked lazy, his blue eyes were full of wind and rain. The taste you want to come.
"Who told you to go on the way?"
Wei Wei suddenly showed a choked expression.
"Aren't you going to find the eighth..."
"Nothing." He wiped his hair casually, and handed the towel to her. She took it habitually, stood on tiptoe to wipe it for him, and breathed carefully.
"...Then where are we going?"
"Thanks to you, I'm going to join those old guys up there."
How could it be her blessing... Wei Wei thought to herself, the hand holding the towel slipped down inadvertently, touching a patch of warm skin, she withdrew her hand reflexively, and then realized Suddenly saw... "Ah! You have no clothes on!"
She screamed suddenly, dropped the towel and turned around to cover her face, waving her hands back.
"Hurry up and put on your clothes!"
"It hasn't been washed yet." Kamui shrugged indifferently.
In fact, the night rabbits are used to being sloppy, but when Shenwei was young, she and the cook got into the habit of changing clothes frequently due to her obsession with cleanliness. After they separated, they were not used to the life of not changing clothes for a long time. After finally getting used to it, the cook ran away again. Come with him, so a new round of cleanliness life begins again...
A few days ago when Wei Wei was not around, no one dared to wash his dirty clothes, so he just wore one less.The previous one was the last one. Although he just put it on, he was always upset because he was stained with the old guy's blood. The first thing he did when he came back was to take a shower, so he didn't care if there was any change of clothes. If you want to say... She This appearance surprised him a bit.
"It's not like I haven't seen it before, but after a few days on Earth, I suddenly became hypocritical again."
He squinted his eyes, and the arc of his lips always had a sense of sarcasm, which made the cook who felt guilty for not being able to wash his clothes jump suddenly.
"How many years ago did that happen! Don't talk like I have something to do with you!" She explained with a blushing face, probably because she watched a lot of TV dramas a while ago, and she also vaguely felt that she and Shenwei were in love with each other. The relationship is a bit weird, and I met many couples again when I returned to the earth. The cook's belated girlish heart has just sprouted recently.She thinks that she still belongs to the Xiaoqing series, and of course she would feel uncomfortable facing accusations like Shenwei, but she doesn't know that such rebuttals just stepped on the critical point of someone's anger.
"Oh?" Shenwei snorted softly, sounding as if he was seeking authentication, Weiwei nodded violently, watching the water from the man's hair slowly slide down his neck to his chest, and then slipped into the towel to face the lead. Going to the place where people daydream, she suddenly stretched out her hands to cover her face, and stared at him with wide eyes from between her fingers, the appearance of trying to cover up made Shenwei suddenly laugh.
"Then what do you think we are now?"
He squinted his eyes and snorted, Weiwei was stunned for a moment, then slowly moved his hand away to look at him, and the next moment he pushed him against the bathroom door, she subconsciously exclaimed, a cold touch came from her back , in front of her was Shenwei's approaching breath, she struggled to get out of this awkward atmosphere, he suddenly reached out and pinched her chin, forcing her to face his gaze.
"What are you doing?" She finally couldn't help raising her voice, and her panicked eyes caught those blue eyes, which were as clear and transparent as the glass balls she had seen before, but who knew how many thoughts were hidden in these eyes ?
She doesn't know, even if she thinks that there is no one in this world who understands Shenwei better than her, she still doesn't understand what this man is thinking, and now also, how the topic shifted from the way forward to their relationship yes...
"I'm asking you." She seemed to feel that her blushing looked fresh, Shenwei raised the corners of her lips jokingly, Weiwei swallowed again, and heard the boy's questioning voice, "What do you think we are now?" relation?"
He was too close, his warm breath invaded her reason with the fragrance of shower gel, and his voice was also incredibly gentle, Wei Wei suddenly had a chaotic premonition that his time was coming, so he could only reach out and grab the door frame of the bathroom desperately, his brain froze. After a brain twitch, she thought of an answer, and she immediately raised her head and shouted without thinking—"Pao//Friend?"
"Peng!"
The sound of the door panel collapsing, accompanied by the complaints of everyone pushing and shoving, Wei Wei hurriedly turned his head away, and the group of people on Earth who had nothing to do was lying on the ground like an arhat, as if they were overwhelmed by Wei Wei's words For a moment, they couldn't care less about their peeping and exposure, and saw Yin Shishou slapped Xing on the forehead with one of his palms and shouted angrily: "What have you taught her, kid?"
"It's not okay to shirk responsibility, boss, it's clear that you asked her on the way here if she was the group leader's girlfriend//friend, and told her//□It's just a pure male and female relationship..."
"To shut up!"
The author has something to say: Jinjiang pumped up the wind and found engine oil for distribution, bitterness does not want to say
Because of being harmonious, I added some symbols, saying that I generally don’t like to add these things, who knows that Jinjiang is so sensitive//I can’t bear to be trained cough cough
As for the meaning of this word, simply put, it means a friend with a physical relationship... Ahem, you understand Ah Yin's dirty adult thinking, as for Nissan, do you know... Guess?
In fact, the 12th is my birthday. Although I said that there will be no more updates, the daily updates should continue. I hope that a few more people will reply on that day...
Forty-ninth training
Forty-ninth training
Men are self-taught in certain things.
After Okita said this, even if Weiwei didn't know the meaning of the word, she could vaguely sense something was wrong, especially when the Tucaodi spectacle frame looked at her at the moment, her expression was almost sympathetic, she blinked, and hastily pushed Kai Shenwei wanted to find out about Yinshi, but was suddenly picked up by someone.
"Ah! What are you doing!" She screamed suddenly, her long hair was blown to the front to cover her sight in the upside-down posture, she couldn't see the faces of the peeping group, only Those pairs of shoes consciously lined up and walked out, saying vaguely "today's stars are so big and round" and "there are so many moons in the universe" and other obvious nonsense while walking. Shenwei actually didn't speak from the beginning to the end...
"Hey..." She swallowed, and carefully turned her side to try to see Shenwei's expression, but the latter carried her to the bed without saying a word and threw her on it. The free cook immediately Rolling and crawling to the other side against the wall, looking at him with vigilance.
"That...you misunderstood!" Although she didn't know what was going on, it was obviously the most important thing to explain right now, she cursed Yinshi secretly in her heart as she spoke.Seeing that Shenwei seemed to have no response to this sentence, she still squinted her eyes in an inscrutable manner, and her upper body was still exposed, she was inexplicably uneasy, she fished up the pillow with shaking hands and hugged it in her arms, her eyes flicked around trying to find out what was safe. Kamui finally mercifully opened his mouth about the escape route.
"What are you panicking about? I'm just wondering whether to help you fulfill your wish."
"What?" The cook stopped unconsciously and looked at Shenwei suspiciously, "You know that cannon...do you know what that sentence means?"
"Well, I know." Shenwei stretched out his hand and stroked his chin in a good mood, "I saw it by accident when I turned on the TV last time. I thought you said that after you knew."
"I know your size!" Weiwei suddenly felt ashamed of being called a fool one after another, a cowardly man threw the pillow in his hand towards Shenwei, then sat on the edge of the bed with his legs bent and pouted sullenly, "By the way, what do you mean by Paoyouyou? A friend who plays mahjong together?"
It looks like even the stars know... This feeling that only you are kept in the dark is really not happy.
Kamui raised his eyebrows and nodded quite seriously.
"Maybe that's what you meant." He sat on the edge of the bed and patted the empty space beside him, then pointed to his hair that was still dripping, Weiwei was stunned for a moment, then turned around and took out a dry towel and hair dryer from the bedside table to rub He leaned over on his knees, still having some doubts in his heart.
"But I don't know how to play mahjong...Why did Ah Yin say that?" She plugged in the hair dryer while talking, thinking that Kamui suddenly carried her to the bed just to tease her, and for a moment she forgot to analyze Okita Sougo's words , In fact, as long as you use your brain a little, you will find that the word will never have such a harmonious meaning. Of course, this also reflects Weiwei's lazy character from the side, which directly and indirectly led to her tragedy in the next moment.
"Because I lied to you too."
Shenwei snorted softly, covered by the buzzing of the hair dryer, Weiwei pressed the stop button and came over to ask him what he said, when her arm was suddenly grabbed, she let out a low cry, and was forced to sit in the next moment. On Shenwei's lap, the girl's mind went blank.
The breath is very close, the fragrance of the shower gel is not the point at all, the point is this posture... Inexplicably reminded her of the cosmic love action movie she saw on the first night when she first came here!
No matter how dull a person is, he finally understands what he seems to have been doing wrong. Weiwei's face flushed red again, and she hurriedly stuffed the towel and hair dryer into Shenwei's arms, struggling to escape, the red-haired boy reached out and lifted her chin , the pretty blue eyes clearly reflected her shy and bewildered expression, and he couldn't help squinting.
"I watched on TV and said that word refers to friends with flesh//body relationship, so I was wondering whether to help you create established facts."
Seeing Weiwei's eyes widened and his mouth slightly opened in surprise, he habitually raised the corners of his lips, and then leaned over to press a kiss on her lips.
The warm touch awakened the cook's rationality, and she clearly wanted to escape, but her body was limp and weak, so she could only stare at him with wide eyes.She felt that she had known the person in front of her for almost a lifetime, but she still couldn't understand his thoughts. Whether it was the teasing at the bathroom door before or the sudden intimacy now, it was all too abnormal.
The warm lips and tongue moved away unconsciously when she was shocked, and moved to her cheeks. The delicate skin on her ears felt the touch of being bitten. Finally, the cold voice returned.
"You know what? Opening your mouth and looking at a man at the same time can be seen as an invitation..."
Wei Wei didn't even have the desire to blush anymore. Even though she had lived in Yoshihara for ten years, the cook was completely uninterested in those male thieves and female prostitutes who closed the door. In addition, the Night King indulged her to a certain extent. It can be said that he is completely ignorant of the matters of men and women, not to mention that the person who does this kind of behavior that is almost playboy is Kamui...it is Kamui!
That Kamui who keeps saying that she has no interest in women or alcohol, doesn't like to read gossip or play games, and only likes to sleep besides fighting and eating, that Kamui who has zero distance contact with her on the same bed every day will only be covered with cotton Kamui who is purely chatted!
Caught off guard by a series of unexpected situations, Wei Wei maintained a petrified expression, unable to speak for a while, Shenwei reached out and patted her cheek.
"Hey, back to the soul."
"You..." The cook who finally found her voice hesitated to say a word, seeing Shenwei squinting her eyes and looking at her, the smile on her lips seemed to be mixed with some weird and ambiguous factors, thinking of the sudden kiss just now, she His brain was struck by lightning again, and he suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch the boy's fair cheek, and pulled it out vigorously.
"Say! Have you been invaded by some aliens!"
Kamui was obviously taken aback, then stretched out his fingers and flicked her forehead.
"I'm an alien to you."
Wei Wei widened her eyes belatedly, and opened her mouth accordingly. Seeing Shenwei raising her eyebrows again, remembering what he said earlier, she hurriedly covered her mouth and closed her eyes, shaking her head violently while muttering through her fingers, "No Invited you, didn't invite you", Shenwei narrowed his eyes habitually, but seemed to have no interest in teasing her anymore, he just reached out and stopped on the blue hairpin, and opened his mouth seemingly inadvertently.
"Chunyu will have a summary meeting every once in a while, and all twelve divisions except the first and second divisions are not allowed to be absent."
"what?"
Weiwei let go of her hand and widened her eyes again, seeing that Shenwei's eyes seemed to focus on her mouth again, she covered it back again, her mind was full of doubts about new things, she didn't notice that she was still sitting on this person's lap , just continued to muffle the sound through the fingers: "So you are going to hold this summary meeting now?"
Kamui glanced at her mockingly.
"Have you lost all your IQ to the earth?" He reached out his hand to cover Weiwei's eyes before she could stare, and he leaned over and whispered in her ear, "That's all I'm saying, those guys want to follow Let them keep a low profile, there are high-level spies on this ship, if they are not careful, they will all be finished."
She couldn't see his expression because her eyes were covered, and only then did she realize that although Shenwei's voice had always been gentle, there was a hint of coldness in his tone, as if telling her that he was just reminding her out of boredom and didn't want to The interest in helping out had nothing to do with him if they were all dead... even if that included his sister.
After saying this, he stretched out his hand to hug her down and put her on the ground, as if the previous ambiguity and warming up were just a temporary drama, and after the drama ended, the hero and heroine had nothing to do with each other, he walked to the cabinet He dug out a set of suits that Weiwei had bought before, and was about to put them on, when suddenly someone hugged him from behind.
"Liar." She muttered softly, as if she felt that her behavior was a little cheeky, and her face blushed slightly, but she still turned her face and rubbed against his back, "Those guys will not let you down, they must Kagura will be rescued."
Kamui paused almost imperceptibly, then reached out and pulled her hand away.
"It's in the way."
Wei Wei smirked nonchalantly: "Shall I tie up your hair for you?"
At the same time, after the earth voyeurism team was exposed, Afutu, the deputy head of the high-tech team, sat in his room with his legs crossed, with a suspected earphone hanging on his ear, shaking his head for a while, nodding his head in a tangled look, Xing who just ran to look for him turned his head curiously, then reached out and shook his arm.
"Uncle, when will I have a younger brother?" The little guy lay on the table with his chin resting on his face, blinking at Afu Rabbit, who came back to his senses and waved his face with hatred. waved.
"The leader is really stingy, if you want to do it, you can do the whole set..."
Before finishing a sentence, his face suddenly changed, and then he quickly pulled off the earphones, covered his ears with his hand and took a few breaths, the red-haired boy opposite him patted his chest with lingering fear.
Fortunately, I escaped quickly just now.
"What are you doing?!"
Seeing Shenwei suddenly kicking towards the doorknob of the cabinet, the cook jumped again, but the other party just squatted down and picked up a small black dot and spread it on the palm of his hand, Wei Wei stared wide-eyed.
"what is this?"
"It seems to be called a bug?"
"Scared, who made it?"
"The most restless person in the Seventh Division..." Shenwei slightly crushed the gadget in his hand, squinted his eyes and sneered, "That guy better be conscious."
"Ah!" The deputy head, whose ears were still buzzing, sneezed violently. Xing just came over with the medicine box that the cook put in his room, and shook his head involuntarily.
"Uncle, there is a saying on Earth that you can't live without doing your own crimes."
"...What did you say?" Afutu took off the cotton used to protect his ears and looked at his nephew. The boy sighed sympathetically.
"Forget it, now it seems that at least Damao's worries are no longer a problem."
It's not that the leader doesn't understand at all, it's just that he hides it deeply, and he just doesn't know when it will be when he finally can't help it...
"Ah!"
This time I changed to Weiwei and my nose was itchy.
The author has something to say: JQ is full, I just don’t ko, my limit is to play a little ambiguous, and I don’t want to cheat my dad by writing "after one night" or something, so that’s it, you guys make do with it cough cough
Don’t say anymore, I’ll just see how many people can be exploded with this kind of welfare, if not, I have nothing to say╭(╯^╰)╮
Train
Train
People who say that the earth is terrible must not come from the universe.
As a pirate group, Chunyu's scale is shockingly large, and its business scope is also very wide.From the smuggling and trafficking of people and arms, to the operation of casinos and various black shops, it can be said that almost half of the economy of the entire universe is in its hands.In fact, by this time, Chunyu was no longer just a simple organization like the "Pirate Corps", it was more inclined to a kingdom that was taking shape, a new era that was gradually emerging in the universe.
"Therefore, the new era of the universe depends on the joint efforts of everyone here! Let us work together to create a beautiful group!"
"Clap clap clap..."
Just after the long and inexplicably earthy speech ended, the scattered applause rang reluctantly for a few seconds and then stopped. At the very beginning, she fell asleep with her hands supporting half of her face. She was alone in panic, so she had to carefully bury herself to prevent these aliens from looking at her. While searching for Miyata in the crowd, she found that No suspicious figure was ever found.
As expected of the largest criminal group in the universe, the conference room was full of "people", all kinds of races and aliens, Wei Wei subconsciously reached out to wipe the cold sweat off his forehead, always feeling like he was in a suspected Jurassic Park Or the illusion of movies like Alien Invasion Earth.Fortunately, although there are very few people on Earth, those who are capable captains are all people who have seen the world, and there is no special reaction to Shenwei's uncharacteristically bringing an Earth woman to a meeting. They all keep their heads down and busy with their own affairs, and they seem to have gotten used to it The high-ranking people started the chapter long-winded and rambling, until the leader suddenly changed the subject and pointed at Shenwei.
"Seventh Division, please report on the recent work situation."
...What is the sense of déjà vu of this kind of shareholders meeting?
Wei Wei complained secretly, of course she couldn’t know that this cheating system was indeed invented by a leader who graduated from corporate management in Chun Yuzhong, let alone because Shenwei hates troublesome things and doesn’t like interpersonal communication, although the superiors cherish his ability , but is often dissatisfied with his sabotage everywhere, so every time a meeting is held, the first point is the Seventh Division.
Of course, when Weiwei came here instead of Afutu, her tragedy in the next moment was already doomed.
"Report, our beautiful boy leader has fallen asleep."
A female "person" sitting next to Shenwei suddenly spoke, her voice was charming with an indescribable temptation, Wei Wei trembled subconsciously, and saw the flickering "accessories" on the head of the female "person" that were suspected to be fish ears , the faintly visible silver light on □'s arm looks like fish scales?The woman's face is very beautiful, which reminds Wei Wei of the beauty of the word "yan". Her breasts are magnificent, and she is boldly covered with only two pieces of shellfish. The bright red dress clearly outlines her beautiful appearance. The bloody lines, everything shows the "human" species.
Wei Wei took a moment to glance at her chest. Although it was not as big as this man's, it was still bumpy. She just kept dressing too conservatively, but she still had confidence in her figure. Besides...
"What's the big deal..."
She muttered something in a low voice, and seeing the murloc stretching out his hand that almost smelled like fishy fish to caress Shenwei's face while talking, Wei Wei stared, and suddenly stretched out his hand to touch Shenwei's face. Kamui pulled into his arms, while rolling his eyes at the female "person".
"Shenwei doesn't eat fish."
She said it intuitively, but she didn't realize that this sentence was actually a bit of a pun, but the female murloc, who obviously knew more about the relationship between men and women than she did, giggled indifferently.
"Hehe, what a poisonous earth girl, you are the rumored Mrs. Baozi, right?"
She withdrew her hand to support her cheeks, the blood-red nails made her skin fairer, but it was still a bit inferior to the divine power of the Yetu tribe, Weiwei swallowed subconsciously, and was about to say something, the superior A majestic voice came from the direction.
"Ninth Division, your seat shouldn't be there."
"What's the matter? Anyway, the boy from the Eighth Division is not here today."
The female murloc who was named turned around, her movements were so enchanting and sexy that Wei Wei, a woman, couldn't help but her heart skipped a beat, but everyone present seemed to have gotten used to it and kept silent, Wei Wei immediately started to harbor ill intentions He guessed wildly that the head of the Ninth Division must be more indiscreet in his daily life, and then suddenly remembered...ah, did she call Miyata "boy" just now?
Um, is it possible that she is still an old hag who has practiced some sorcery of harvesting yang and nourishing yin?Wei Wei was shocked by the thought in her mind, and quickly shook her head.
Speaking of... the Ninth Division... She turned her head and recalled the information she heard from Afutu not long ago.
"The head of the Ninth Division is a mermaid tribe from the Murloc planet. It is said that it existed during the creation of Chunyu. Although it is just a rumor, I have seen her several times in Chunyu for more than ten years. It has never changed. , I also heard..."
It seems that someone is finally willing to listen to the information he has collected over the years, which makes him feel very good. Afutu knows everything about the second female head of the Twelfth Division besides Hua Tuo. Consciously lowering his voice and muttering a few words, Wei Wei's eyes suddenly widened.
"Although the mermaids don't die, they will grow old. In order to stay young, they must eat the flesh of young girls, especially a teenage and clean earth girl like you..."
Thinking of this, Weiwei flinched unconsciously, and when she looked at the woman again, she felt that the other person's eyes seemed to be staring at her. She suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly hid behind Shenwei and stretched out her hand to pinch his arm. The boy who was awakened by her opened his eyes and frowned subconsciously. Before he had time to attack, the voice of the elder came in time.
"Shenwei, Captain Miyata said that you threatened him to leak the virus incident before. What excuse do you have?"
What?
Weiwei stared wide-eyed, and instinctively wanted to refute, Shenwei, who had eaten enough and slept enough, just stretched, whether on purpose or not, his arm happened to hit the cook in the face, and Weiwei immediately covered her nose in pain and mourned Looking at him intently, momentarily forgetting what he was going to say, Kamui sat forward and squinted his eyes to look at the elders who refused to reveal their true colors behind the curtain.
"It's still the same as before, listening to the wind is the rain. Is the intelligence department just idle? Even my raised Hei Qing knows that I hate killing people with that kind of insidious thing."
"...What kind of attitude is this!"
A different person was talking behind the curtain. One of the restless leaders seemed quite dissatisfied with Shenwei. Seeing his attitude, he became even more annoyed and kept clamoring for demotion.Weiwei heard a clear sound of slapping the table, and the head of the suspected division of the intelligence department also changed his expression of "has nothing to do with me" and looked here. He seemed to be dissatisfied with being shot innocently, and the corners of Weiwei's mouth twitched Only then did I understand why Afutu explained with a helpless face that she "must control the mood of the team leader" before departure.
This guy is used to doing whatever he wants, and when he is upset, he wants to find someone to fight. Now because of being sleepy and being wronged for no reason, his anger has reached a critical point. If the leader who doesn't have eyesight continues to provoke him...
Uncle is indeed the number one model worker of the Seventh Division!
Although a lot of information quickly flowed through her mind at this moment, even the cook who had never seen the world knew that it was definitely not the time to indulge Kamui. Subconsciously, he reached out and rubbed his arms, but he still dared to speak.
"What our leader said is true, we can call leader Miyata to confront him."
This opening of her mouth strangely focused the eyes of the others on herself. It felt strange to be watched by so many unknown species. The cook tried hard to restrain her urge to run away, while quietly reaching out to hold Shenwei's hand , I don't know if he wanted to stop him from continuing to get angry or just simply wanted to gain some confidence, Shenwei didn't refuse, but raised his eyebrows slightly, looking at her with a strange expression.
Weiwei's palm broke out in cold sweat. It was the first time she spoke in front of so many "people", especially after she spoke out, the whole meeting fell silent, and the aggressive elder stopped talking, she didn't realize it He clenched his hands tightly, his heart was pounding, blood rushed to the top of his head, and it took him a long time to hear another cold voice behind the curtain.
"Captain Miyata is sick, so it's inconvenient to come out now."
"Sick?" Hold your sister's illness!
Thinking of that guy who lied to her and took away Kagura, Wei Wei couldn't help but growl in her heart, but suddenly felt the power of Kagura.
Sometimes it is not good to have too many natal relatives.
After the head and his wife came back this time, something was not right, and the night rabbits of the Seventh Division once again fell into a predicament where everyone was in danger.
Although the combat effectiveness of Shenwei and Weiwei is very different, God knows that the status of these two people in the whole regiment is almost the same. If you offend the regiment leader, you may be slaughtered by mistake, and if you offend the cook, you may have nothing for a few days. Eat, so every time the two have any conflicts, the subordinates will keep a wait-and-see attitude together with Xing.
However, such so-called conflicts usually come to naught in the end, and the Yetus who have rich experience are not in a hurry, and have started a lot of gambling under the influence of Xing, who has been brainwashed by jump and has become more and more smart recently.The content of the bet is nothing more than who will bow first or even be separated for a few days this time. Although most of the night rabbits think that Kamui will never bow, there will be two bold people who support the cook, so A one-sided situation like this one is really rare.
"Are you so unconfident in Auntie?"
Seeing the big pile of bets in front of the Shenwei logo, Xing silently bowed a sweat of sympathy for the cook, but he also faintly sensed it in his heart, this time Weiwei really pissed Shenwei off.
"I can't help it, Mrs. Baozi is dead this time!" a Yetu whispered in the corner, "Even if Yetu's woman quarrels with her husband, she is not allowed to go to her mother's house for help..."
"That's right, my mother-in-law and I fight every time for a few days and nights. When she loses strength, we will make up naturally. Hehe, fight at the head of the bed and make up at the end of the bed!"
"You brat just loves to brag! You are the one who has no strength in the end!"
"What nonsense are you talking about? Even though that woman is a bit stronger, she is not my opponent!"
……
Seeing the Yetus quickly quarreling with the vegetable sellers in the vegetable market, Xing swept the bets into the bag with a black face, carried it out of the cabin, and was suddenly grabbed by the neck as soon as he walked out the door. Turning his head away, he rubbed his nose with one hand.
"Uncle, what are you doing?"
"Young man, look, isn't your bet thanks to us?" The silver-haired, curly-haired man looked complacent, and Xing rolled his eyes.
"You still have self-knowledge! Speaking of which, don't you claim to be here to save people? I think saving people is fake, and making this place a mess is the real purpose!"
"Don't say that, there is no conflict between saving people and making money, okay! Besides, I have to help Kagura recuperate after I rescued her. This also requires money..."
"Come on, don't get so close, it stinks..."
Xingku pushed Yinshi hard, muttering to himself why Weiwei always likes to bring some unknown creatures to the spaceship, when suddenly a girl's voice sounded both hypocritical and provocative came from behind.
"Big brother!"
Yinshi trembled unconsciously, let go of his hand and turned his head, the cook was running towards him with a smile on her face, and a row of black lines hung on his forehead in an instant.
Speaking of which, who came up with this ghost idea.
The reason for the incident was this, that day Weiwei heard Afutu say that Chun Yu’s leader called the Seventh Division to return quickly, and immediately began to worry about whether Kagura was being taken by them to be a test product or something, and his mind was full of thoughts. She wanted to save people, but she was also worried that Shenwei would not make any moves, so she made a brave decision after her brain was running fast...
"Ma'am, who are these?"
Seeing Weiwei leading a mighty group of people approaching, Yetu, who was in charge of guarding the entrance of the spaceship, thought she was being held hostage and immediately went on alert, but Weiwei hurried over and stretched out his hand to block the crowd.
"Wait! Although they don't look like good people, they are actually my...my...ah yes! My natal family!"
After she finished speaking, she wanted to bite off her tongue again. Where did this go? It was her natal family... But it seems that there is really no other reason to explain it...
"... Are there many people in your natal family?" The guard's hands trembled, and his eyes swept across the row behind her, picking noses, blowing bubbles, bald bald... Hey, that umbrella ?
"Not many, this is my brother, this is my younger brother, this is my father, this is my pet, this..."
She pointed at Yinshi, Okita, Xinghai Fangzhu and Dingchun who came to join in the fun in turn. When she put her hand on Xinbashi, she paused for a moment, and then she suddenly became enlightened.
"It's glasses and spectacle frames!"
"Who is the spectacle frame, hello!"
From the time she paused, the new eight boy who had an ominous premonition did not hesitate to complain, but the scary thing was that Yetu also accepted this setting without any doubts!
Hello!Have all the races with common sense in this universe died out!
Tucaodi was deeply depressed, but for everyone, it was nothing to worry about successfully stepping on the spaceship to the universe, so the Seventh Division took in several earthlings after the cook.
Speaking of which... Are Earth people such a strange species?
Of course, the night rabbits didn't know that the people on earth they saw were monsters even in the universe, and their doubts were not successfully conveyed to the ears of the sudden earth people, but the night rabbits felt that their own group It's true that Chang's mood is not very beautiful recently, especially after seeing his "father-in-law" who is already in a state of desperation.
"Why is he here?"
Hearing Shenwei's seemingly too calm voice from the bathroom, the already guilty cook suddenly became even more frightened.Even though she swaggered to bring people up and didn't see any reaction from Shenwei, and she herself patted her chest in front of Yinshi and them to ensure that there would be no problem, but she still couldn't help being stage fright when she heard Shenwei's voice.
She knew that all the willfulness she could have now was the result of his connivance, and if one day really touched his bottom line, maybe she would be worse than the rest of the people who died under his hands...
"It's all on the way, let's go together."
In order to ask for forgiveness, she rarely obsequiously went to the door of the bathroom and waited for this man to go out.She usually avoids suspicion when he takes a bath, although she once wanted to ask him to be treated the same so that he would not stay in the room while she was taking a bath, but Shenwei ignored her at all, just sat on the bed holding the remote control Flips from the first channel to the last channel.
That's right, Kamui also likes to watch TV when he's bored, but this gentleman's hobby is just to watch those channels change back and forth, so the buttons on the remote control have broken down several times, and in the end Weiwei is too embarrassed to let the driver The technical house in the cabin came to be repaired, because every time those guys would use a very surprised look to inquire about the secrets of the head's boudoir, probably because they really wanted to know what kind of play made the remote control innocently lie on the gun, and the cook was annoyed by this endlessly.
Am I mistaken, to kneel is to kneel on the washboard!What a remote control!
Of course, the above are all off-topic. What the cook has to face now is how to make the leader, who is not in a good mood, accept that the next journey will be with that bald old man... Basically, it is an impossible task... Bar?
"By the way?"
Accompanied by the boy's doubtful voice, the door of the bathroom was pulled open by Huo Di. After taking a bath, Kamui poked his head out wrapped in a towel. Even though his hair was wet and he looked lazy, his blue eyes were full of wind and rain. The taste you want to come.
"Who told you to go on the way?"
Wei Wei suddenly showed a choked expression.
"Aren't you going to find the eighth..."
"Nothing." He wiped his hair casually, and handed the towel to her. She took it habitually, stood on tiptoe to wipe it for him, and breathed carefully.
"...Then where are we going?"
"Thanks to you, I'm going to join those old guys up there."
How could it be her blessing... Wei Wei thought to herself, the hand holding the towel slipped down inadvertently, touching a patch of warm skin, she withdrew her hand reflexively, and then realized Suddenly saw... "Ah! You have no clothes on!"
She screamed suddenly, dropped the towel and turned around to cover her face, waving her hands back.
"Hurry up and put on your clothes!"
"It hasn't been washed yet." Kamui shrugged indifferently.
In fact, the night rabbits are used to being sloppy, but when Shenwei was young, she and the cook got into the habit of changing clothes frequently due to her obsession with cleanliness. After they separated, they were not used to the life of not changing clothes for a long time. After finally getting used to it, the cook ran away again. Come with him, so a new round of cleanliness life begins again...
A few days ago when Wei Wei was not around, no one dared to wash his dirty clothes, so he just wore one less.The previous one was the last one. Although he just put it on, he was always upset because he was stained with the old guy's blood. The first thing he did when he came back was to take a shower, so he didn't care if there was any change of clothes. If you want to say... She This appearance surprised him a bit.
"It's not like I haven't seen it before, but after a few days on Earth, I suddenly became hypocritical again."
He squinted his eyes, and the arc of his lips always had a sense of sarcasm, which made the cook who felt guilty for not being able to wash his clothes jump suddenly.
"How many years ago did that happen! Don't talk like I have something to do with you!" She explained with a blushing face, probably because she watched a lot of TV dramas a while ago, and she also vaguely felt that she and Shenwei were in love with each other. The relationship is a bit weird, and I met many couples again when I returned to the earth. The cook's belated girlish heart has just sprouted recently.She thinks that she still belongs to the Xiaoqing series, and of course she would feel uncomfortable facing accusations like Shenwei, but she doesn't know that such rebuttals just stepped on the critical point of someone's anger.
"Oh?" Shenwei snorted softly, sounding as if he was seeking authentication, Weiwei nodded violently, watching the water from the man's hair slowly slide down his neck to his chest, and then slipped into the towel to face the lead. Going to the place where people daydream, she suddenly stretched out her hands to cover her face, and stared at him with wide eyes from between her fingers, the appearance of trying to cover up made Shenwei suddenly laugh.
"Then what do you think we are now?"
He squinted his eyes and snorted, Weiwei was stunned for a moment, then slowly moved his hand away to look at him, and the next moment he pushed him against the bathroom door, she subconsciously exclaimed, a cold touch came from her back , in front of her was Shenwei's approaching breath, she struggled to get out of this awkward atmosphere, he suddenly reached out and pinched her chin, forcing her to face his gaze.
"What are you doing?" She finally couldn't help raising her voice, and her panicked eyes caught those blue eyes, which were as clear and transparent as the glass balls she had seen before, but who knew how many thoughts were hidden in these eyes ?
She doesn't know, even if she thinks that there is no one in this world who understands Shenwei better than her, she still doesn't understand what this man is thinking, and now also, how the topic shifted from the way forward to their relationship yes...
"I'm asking you." She seemed to feel that her blushing looked fresh, Shenwei raised the corners of her lips jokingly, Weiwei swallowed again, and heard the boy's questioning voice, "What do you think we are now?" relation?"
He was too close, his warm breath invaded her reason with the fragrance of shower gel, and his voice was also incredibly gentle, Wei Wei suddenly had a chaotic premonition that his time was coming, so he could only reach out and grab the door frame of the bathroom desperately, his brain froze. After a brain twitch, she thought of an answer, and she immediately raised her head and shouted without thinking—"Pao//Friend?"
"Peng!"
The sound of the door panel collapsing, accompanied by the complaints of everyone pushing and shoving, Wei Wei hurriedly turned his head away, and the group of people on Earth who had nothing to do was lying on the ground like an arhat, as if they were overwhelmed by Wei Wei's words For a moment, they couldn't care less about their peeping and exposure, and saw Yin Shishou slapped Xing on the forehead with one of his palms and shouted angrily: "What have you taught her, kid?"
"It's not okay to shirk responsibility, boss, it's clear that you asked her on the way here if she was the group leader's girlfriend//friend, and told her//□It's just a pure male and female relationship..."
"To shut up!"
The author has something to say: Jinjiang pumped up the wind and found engine oil for distribution, bitterness does not want to say
Because of being harmonious, I added some symbols, saying that I generally don’t like to add these things, who knows that Jinjiang is so sensitive//I can’t bear to be trained cough cough
As for the meaning of this word, simply put, it means a friend with a physical relationship... Ahem, you understand Ah Yin's dirty adult thinking, as for Nissan, do you know... Guess?
In fact, the 12th is my birthday. Although I said that there will be no more updates, the daily updates should continue. I hope that a few more people will reply on that day...
Forty-ninth training
Forty-ninth training
Men are self-taught in certain things.
After Okita said this, even if Weiwei didn't know the meaning of the word, she could vaguely sense something was wrong, especially when the Tucaodi spectacle frame looked at her at the moment, her expression was almost sympathetic, she blinked, and hastily pushed Kai Shenwei wanted to find out about Yinshi, but was suddenly picked up by someone.
"Ah! What are you doing!" She screamed suddenly, her long hair was blown to the front to cover her sight in the upside-down posture, she couldn't see the faces of the peeping group, only Those pairs of shoes consciously lined up and walked out, saying vaguely "today's stars are so big and round" and "there are so many moons in the universe" and other obvious nonsense while walking. Shenwei actually didn't speak from the beginning to the end...
"Hey..." She swallowed, and carefully turned her side to try to see Shenwei's expression, but the latter carried her to the bed without saying a word and threw her on it. The free cook immediately Rolling and crawling to the other side against the wall, looking at him with vigilance.
"That...you misunderstood!" Although she didn't know what was going on, it was obviously the most important thing to explain right now, she cursed Yinshi secretly in her heart as she spoke.Seeing that Shenwei seemed to have no response to this sentence, she still squinted her eyes in an inscrutable manner, and her upper body was still exposed, she was inexplicably uneasy, she fished up the pillow with shaking hands and hugged it in her arms, her eyes flicked around trying to find out what was safe. Kamui finally mercifully opened his mouth about the escape route.
"What are you panicking about? I'm just wondering whether to help you fulfill your wish."
"What?" The cook stopped unconsciously and looked at Shenwei suspiciously, "You know that cannon...do you know what that sentence means?"
"Well, I know." Shenwei stretched out his hand and stroked his chin in a good mood, "I saw it by accident when I turned on the TV last time. I thought you said that after you knew."
"I know your size!" Weiwei suddenly felt ashamed of being called a fool one after another, a cowardly man threw the pillow in his hand towards Shenwei, then sat on the edge of the bed with his legs bent and pouted sullenly, "By the way, what do you mean by Paoyouyou? A friend who plays mahjong together?"
It looks like even the stars know... This feeling that only you are kept in the dark is really not happy.
Kamui raised his eyebrows and nodded quite seriously.
"Maybe that's what you meant." He sat on the edge of the bed and patted the empty space beside him, then pointed to his hair that was still dripping, Weiwei was stunned for a moment, then turned around and took out a dry towel and hair dryer from the bedside table to rub He leaned over on his knees, still having some doubts in his heart.
"But I don't know how to play mahjong...Why did Ah Yin say that?" She plugged in the hair dryer while talking, thinking that Kamui suddenly carried her to the bed just to tease her, and for a moment she forgot to analyze Okita Sougo's words , In fact, as long as you use your brain a little, you will find that the word will never have such a harmonious meaning. Of course, this also reflects Weiwei's lazy character from the side, which directly and indirectly led to her tragedy in the next moment.
"Because I lied to you too."
Shenwei snorted softly, covered by the buzzing of the hair dryer, Weiwei pressed the stop button and came over to ask him what he said, when her arm was suddenly grabbed, she let out a low cry, and was forced to sit in the next moment. On Shenwei's lap, the girl's mind went blank.
The breath is very close, the fragrance of the shower gel is not the point at all, the point is this posture... Inexplicably reminded her of the cosmic love action movie she saw on the first night when she first came here!
No matter how dull a person is, he finally understands what he seems to have been doing wrong. Weiwei's face flushed red again, and she hurriedly stuffed the towel and hair dryer into Shenwei's arms, struggling to escape, the red-haired boy reached out and lifted her chin , the pretty blue eyes clearly reflected her shy and bewildered expression, and he couldn't help squinting.
"I watched on TV and said that word refers to friends with flesh//body relationship, so I was wondering whether to help you create established facts."
Seeing Weiwei's eyes widened and his mouth slightly opened in surprise, he habitually raised the corners of his lips, and then leaned over to press a kiss on her lips.
The warm touch awakened the cook's rationality, and she clearly wanted to escape, but her body was limp and weak, so she could only stare at him with wide eyes.She felt that she had known the person in front of her for almost a lifetime, but she still couldn't understand his thoughts. Whether it was the teasing at the bathroom door before or the sudden intimacy now, it was all too abnormal.
The warm lips and tongue moved away unconsciously when she was shocked, and moved to her cheeks. The delicate skin on her ears felt the touch of being bitten. Finally, the cold voice returned.
"You know what? Opening your mouth and looking at a man at the same time can be seen as an invitation..."
Wei Wei didn't even have the desire to blush anymore. Even though she had lived in Yoshihara for ten years, the cook was completely uninterested in those male thieves and female prostitutes who closed the door. In addition, the Night King indulged her to a certain extent. It can be said that he is completely ignorant of the matters of men and women, not to mention that the person who does this kind of behavior that is almost playboy is Kamui...it is Kamui!
That Kamui who keeps saying that she has no interest in women or alcohol, doesn't like to read gossip or play games, and only likes to sleep besides fighting and eating, that Kamui who has zero distance contact with her on the same bed every day will only be covered with cotton Kamui who is purely chatted!
Caught off guard by a series of unexpected situations, Wei Wei maintained a petrified expression, unable to speak for a while, Shenwei reached out and patted her cheek.
"Hey, back to the soul."
"You..." The cook who finally found her voice hesitated to say a word, seeing Shenwei squinting her eyes and looking at her, the smile on her lips seemed to be mixed with some weird and ambiguous factors, thinking of the sudden kiss just now, she His brain was struck by lightning again, and he suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch the boy's fair cheek, and pulled it out vigorously.
"Say! Have you been invaded by some aliens!"
Kamui was obviously taken aback, then stretched out his fingers and flicked her forehead.
"I'm an alien to you."
Wei Wei widened her eyes belatedly, and opened her mouth accordingly. Seeing Shenwei raising her eyebrows again, remembering what he said earlier, she hurriedly covered her mouth and closed her eyes, shaking her head violently while muttering through her fingers, "No Invited you, didn't invite you", Shenwei narrowed his eyes habitually, but seemed to have no interest in teasing her anymore, he just reached out and stopped on the blue hairpin, and opened his mouth seemingly inadvertently.
"Chunyu will have a summary meeting every once in a while, and all twelve divisions except the first and second divisions are not allowed to be absent."
"what?"
Weiwei let go of her hand and widened her eyes again, seeing that Shenwei's eyes seemed to focus on her mouth again, she covered it back again, her mind was full of doubts about new things, she didn't notice that she was still sitting on this person's lap , just continued to muffle the sound through the fingers: "So you are going to hold this summary meeting now?"
Kamui glanced at her mockingly.
"Have you lost all your IQ to the earth?" He reached out his hand to cover Weiwei's eyes before she could stare, and he leaned over and whispered in her ear, "That's all I'm saying, those guys want to follow Let them keep a low profile, there are high-level spies on this ship, if they are not careful, they will all be finished."
She couldn't see his expression because her eyes were covered, and only then did she realize that although Shenwei's voice had always been gentle, there was a hint of coldness in his tone, as if telling her that he was just reminding her out of boredom and didn't want to The interest in helping out had nothing to do with him if they were all dead... even if that included his sister.
After saying this, he stretched out his hand to hug her down and put her on the ground, as if the previous ambiguity and warming up were just a temporary drama, and after the drama ended, the hero and heroine had nothing to do with each other, he walked to the cabinet He dug out a set of suits that Weiwei had bought before, and was about to put them on, when suddenly someone hugged him from behind.
"Liar." She muttered softly, as if she felt that her behavior was a little cheeky, and her face blushed slightly, but she still turned her face and rubbed against his back, "Those guys will not let you down, they must Kagura will be rescued."
Kamui paused almost imperceptibly, then reached out and pulled her hand away.
"It's in the way."
Wei Wei smirked nonchalantly: "Shall I tie up your hair for you?"
At the same time, after the earth voyeurism team was exposed, Afutu, the deputy head of the high-tech team, sat in his room with his legs crossed, with a suspected earphone hanging on his ear, shaking his head for a while, nodding his head in a tangled look, Xing who just ran to look for him turned his head curiously, then reached out and shook his arm.
"Uncle, when will I have a younger brother?" The little guy lay on the table with his chin resting on his face, blinking at Afu Rabbit, who came back to his senses and waved his face with hatred. waved.
"The leader is really stingy, if you want to do it, you can do the whole set..."
Before finishing a sentence, his face suddenly changed, and then he quickly pulled off the earphones, covered his ears with his hand and took a few breaths, the red-haired boy opposite him patted his chest with lingering fear.
Fortunately, I escaped quickly just now.
"What are you doing?!"
Seeing Shenwei suddenly kicking towards the doorknob of the cabinet, the cook jumped again, but the other party just squatted down and picked up a small black dot and spread it on the palm of his hand, Wei Wei stared wide-eyed.
"what is this?"
"It seems to be called a bug?"
"Scared, who made it?"
"The most restless person in the Seventh Division..." Shenwei slightly crushed the gadget in his hand, squinted his eyes and sneered, "That guy better be conscious."
"Ah!" The deputy head, whose ears were still buzzing, sneezed violently. Xing just came over with the medicine box that the cook put in his room, and shook his head involuntarily.
"Uncle, there is a saying on Earth that you can't live without doing your own crimes."
"...What did you say?" Afutu took off the cotton used to protect his ears and looked at his nephew. The boy sighed sympathetically.
"Forget it, now it seems that at least Damao's worries are no longer a problem."
It's not that the leader doesn't understand at all, it's just that he hides it deeply, and he just doesn't know when it will be when he finally can't help it...
"Ah!"
This time I changed to Weiwei and my nose was itchy.
The author has something to say: JQ is full, I just don’t ko, my limit is to play a little ambiguous, and I don’t want to cheat my dad by writing "after one night" or something, so that’s it, you guys make do with it cough cough
Don’t say anymore, I’ll just see how many people can be exploded with this kind of welfare, if not, I have nothing to say╭(╯^╰)╮
Train
Train
People who say that the earth is terrible must not come from the universe.
As a pirate group, Chunyu's scale is shockingly large, and its business scope is also very wide.From the smuggling and trafficking of people and arms, to the operation of casinos and various black shops, it can be said that almost half of the economy of the entire universe is in its hands.In fact, by this time, Chunyu was no longer just a simple organization like the "Pirate Corps", it was more inclined to a kingdom that was taking shape, a new era that was gradually emerging in the universe.
"Therefore, the new era of the universe depends on the joint efforts of everyone here! Let us work together to create a beautiful group!"
"Clap clap clap..."
Just after the long and inexplicably earthy speech ended, the scattered applause rang reluctantly for a few seconds and then stopped. At the very beginning, she fell asleep with her hands supporting half of her face. She was alone in panic, so she had to carefully bury herself to prevent these aliens from looking at her. While searching for Miyata in the crowd, she found that No suspicious figure was ever found.
As expected of the largest criminal group in the universe, the conference room was full of "people", all kinds of races and aliens, Wei Wei subconsciously reached out to wipe the cold sweat off his forehead, always feeling like he was in a suspected Jurassic Park Or the illusion of movies like Alien Invasion Earth.Fortunately, although there are very few people on Earth, those who are capable captains are all people who have seen the world, and there is no special reaction to Shenwei's uncharacteristically bringing an Earth woman to a meeting. They all keep their heads down and busy with their own affairs, and they seem to have gotten used to it The high-ranking people started the chapter long-winded and rambling, until the leader suddenly changed the subject and pointed at Shenwei.
"Seventh Division, please report on the recent work situation."
...What is the sense of déjà vu of this kind of shareholders meeting?
Wei Wei complained secretly, of course she couldn’t know that this cheating system was indeed invented by a leader who graduated from corporate management in Chun Yuzhong, let alone because Shenwei hates troublesome things and doesn’t like interpersonal communication, although the superiors cherish his ability , but is often dissatisfied with his sabotage everywhere, so every time a meeting is held, the first point is the Seventh Division.
Of course, when Weiwei came here instead of Afutu, her tragedy in the next moment was already doomed.
"Report, our beautiful boy leader has fallen asleep."
A female "person" sitting next to Shenwei suddenly spoke, her voice was charming with an indescribable temptation, Wei Wei trembled subconsciously, and saw the flickering "accessories" on the head of the female "person" that were suspected to be fish ears , the faintly visible silver light on □'s arm looks like fish scales?The woman's face is very beautiful, which reminds Wei Wei of the beauty of the word "yan". Her breasts are magnificent, and she is boldly covered with only two pieces of shellfish. The bright red dress clearly outlines her beautiful appearance. The bloody lines, everything shows the "human" species.
Wei Wei took a moment to glance at her chest. Although it was not as big as this man's, it was still bumpy. She just kept dressing too conservatively, but she still had confidence in her figure. Besides...
"What's the big deal..."
She muttered something in a low voice, and seeing the murloc stretching out his hand that almost smelled like fishy fish to caress Shenwei's face while talking, Wei Wei stared, and suddenly stretched out his hand to touch Shenwei's face. Kamui pulled into his arms, while rolling his eyes at the female "person".
"Shenwei doesn't eat fish."
She said it intuitively, but she didn't realize that this sentence was actually a bit of a pun, but the female murloc, who obviously knew more about the relationship between men and women than she did, giggled indifferently.
"Hehe, what a poisonous earth girl, you are the rumored Mrs. Baozi, right?"
She withdrew her hand to support her cheeks, the blood-red nails made her skin fairer, but it was still a bit inferior to the divine power of the Yetu tribe, Weiwei swallowed subconsciously, and was about to say something, the superior A majestic voice came from the direction.
"Ninth Division, your seat shouldn't be there."
"What's the matter? Anyway, the boy from the Eighth Division is not here today."
The female murloc who was named turned around, her movements were so enchanting and sexy that Wei Wei, a woman, couldn't help but her heart skipped a beat, but everyone present seemed to have gotten used to it and kept silent, Wei Wei immediately started to harbor ill intentions He guessed wildly that the head of the Ninth Division must be more indiscreet in his daily life, and then suddenly remembered...ah, did she call Miyata "boy" just now?
Um, is it possible that she is still an old hag who has practiced some sorcery of harvesting yang and nourishing yin?Wei Wei was shocked by the thought in her mind, and quickly shook her head.
Speaking of... the Ninth Division... She turned her head and recalled the information she heard from Afutu not long ago.
"The head of the Ninth Division is a mermaid tribe from the Murloc planet. It is said that it existed during the creation of Chunyu. Although it is just a rumor, I have seen her several times in Chunyu for more than ten years. It has never changed. , I also heard..."
It seems that someone is finally willing to listen to the information he has collected over the years, which makes him feel very good. Afutu knows everything about the second female head of the Twelfth Division besides Hua Tuo. Consciously lowering his voice and muttering a few words, Wei Wei's eyes suddenly widened.
"Although the mermaids don't die, they will grow old. In order to stay young, they must eat the flesh of young girls, especially a teenage and clean earth girl like you..."
Thinking of this, Weiwei flinched unconsciously, and when she looked at the woman again, she felt that the other person's eyes seemed to be staring at her. She suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly hid behind Shenwei and stretched out her hand to pinch his arm. The boy who was awakened by her opened his eyes and frowned subconsciously. Before he had time to attack, the voice of the elder came in time.
"Shenwei, Captain Miyata said that you threatened him to leak the virus incident before. What excuse do you have?"
What?
Weiwei stared wide-eyed, and instinctively wanted to refute, Shenwei, who had eaten enough and slept enough, just stretched, whether on purpose or not, his arm happened to hit the cook in the face, and Weiwei immediately covered her nose in pain and mourned Looking at him intently, momentarily forgetting what he was going to say, Kamui sat forward and squinted his eyes to look at the elders who refused to reveal their true colors behind the curtain.
"It's still the same as before, listening to the wind is the rain. Is the intelligence department just idle? Even my raised Hei Qing knows that I hate killing people with that kind of insidious thing."
"...What kind of attitude is this!"
A different person was talking behind the curtain. One of the restless leaders seemed quite dissatisfied with Shenwei. Seeing his attitude, he became even more annoyed and kept clamoring for demotion.Weiwei heard a clear sound of slapping the table, and the head of the suspected division of the intelligence department also changed his expression of "has nothing to do with me" and looked here. He seemed to be dissatisfied with being shot innocently, and the corners of Weiwei's mouth twitched Only then did I understand why Afutu explained with a helpless face that she "must control the mood of the team leader" before departure.
This guy is used to doing whatever he wants, and when he is upset, he wants to find someone to fight. Now because of being sleepy and being wronged for no reason, his anger has reached a critical point. If the leader who doesn't have eyesight continues to provoke him...
Uncle is indeed the number one model worker of the Seventh Division!
Although a lot of information quickly flowed through her mind at this moment, even the cook who had never seen the world knew that it was definitely not the time to indulge Kamui. Subconsciously, he reached out and rubbed his arms, but he still dared to speak.
"What our leader said is true, we can call leader Miyata to confront him."
This opening of her mouth strangely focused the eyes of the others on herself. It felt strange to be watched by so many unknown species. The cook tried hard to restrain her urge to run away, while quietly reaching out to hold Shenwei's hand , I don't know if he wanted to stop him from continuing to get angry or just simply wanted to gain some confidence, Shenwei didn't refuse, but raised his eyebrows slightly, looking at her with a strange expression.
Weiwei's palm broke out in cold sweat. It was the first time she spoke in front of so many "people", especially after she spoke out, the whole meeting fell silent, and the aggressive elder stopped talking, she didn't realize it He clenched his hands tightly, his heart was pounding, blood rushed to the top of his head, and it took him a long time to hear another cold voice behind the curtain.
"Captain Miyata is sick, so it's inconvenient to come out now."
"Sick?" Hold your sister's illness!
Thinking of that guy who lied to her and took away Kagura, Wei Wei couldn't help but growl in her heart, but suddenly felt the power of Kagura.
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