Be silly, Grandpa will transform!

The place where Panda Fugui and the four of them recuperate is a "nursing home" with high standards in the capital where only the wounded with meritorious service can enjoy treatment.

The location of the sanatorium is quiet amidst the noise, the environment is beautiful, and the facilities are complete. It is really a very good place to recuperate and recover from trauma.

Even Fugui, the national treasure panda who is as picky as a national treasure, thinks his sunny glass bed room and the small bridge and flowing bamboo forest outside the yard are very good, but no matter how good the environment is, no panda can stand it and stay there all day, either eating or sleeping or Play computer and watch TV.

Such a day is simply too decadent! !so boring! !

And don't think he didn't notice, except for Xie Tianlang, all the senior nurses, nutritionists and doctors in the nursing home looked very wrong when they saw him, and they wanted to come up every day to touch and hug him. Fanatical fan eyes watching him up and down.

Don't say that he is just a panda for the time being, even a real panda can't stand the fanatical enthusiasm of humans!

In addition, most of his injuries are basically healed. If he doesn't leave now, when will he leave?

He believes that his sister must love his brother's soul more than pandas!

Therefore, the cute little Panda Fugui escaped from prison, as long as he "kills" Xie Tianlang, it is still easy to sneak out of this nursing home that does not have very strict defense measures.

After all, no one pays attention to a panda, does they?

And the location of the nursing home is not too far from where his sister works today - in a recording hall of the radio station.

His sister used to be a pillar singer in the club. After he was recruited by the national father, his sister was signed to the music company with the national father in the background on a very generous and free condition.

Usually, she participates in some music related programs, and also has the opportunity to choose her favorite songs to record and publish on the Internet.

Although the sword of Damocles, the gate of doom, hangs over the heads of the people in the whole world, it is unknown when it will fall, casting an unbreakable shadow on everyone's heart, but the more the power of the country at this time And emotional guidance will be stronger.

The little giant panda trot forward happily and took two steps forward, the little tail behind its buttocks couldn't help shaking.

A new song released by his sister this month received a particularly good response, and it has been smashing the charts for almost a month in a row!So his sister received an invitation to a music program called "Human War Hymn", just today!There is going to be live singing and the final ranking competition!

Such an important day!Such an important moment!He is his sister's brother!How can you not participate!

So he's going to the recording hall to cheer on his sister!

Hehehe, help his sister win another vote!

Thinking of it this way, the little giant panda's four paws trotted faster, and his round, fat little body also bounced up and down to attract the eyes of all those who passed by and saw him.

Of course it included the little girl on her way to school.

The little girl's mother didn't pay much attention when she heard her daughter's exclamation of "Little Panda", thinking that her daughter saw the little doll that a child was holding.

It's just that when she glanced over there inadvertently, she immediately stopped and showed an expression of disbelief.

Is she hallucinating? !That black and white round dumpling trotting up and down... No matter how you look at it, it's a giant panda cub! !

Because she was so surprised that she didn't have time to correct the name "little panda" with her daughter, she just stood there with a shocked face, thinking whether it was a giant panda cub or someone's prank, Or some special program is filming.

The young mother couldn't help but look around the cub, but she didn't find anyone around who looked like the owner or guardian of the cub.

At this time, more and more people noticed the little giant panda running happily on the road, and the young mother also heard more and more discussions around her.

"...Damn it, is there something wrong with my eyes? Is that a little panda!!"

"You're wrong, it's not a red panda. Red pandas and giant pandas are not the same breed, you know! That's a giant panda cub!"

"Fuck, can I not know the difference between a giant panda and a lesser panda? The lesser panda I mean means a little giant panda, but that's not the point! The point is whether it's a real giant panda! If it's true Why did a giant panda suddenly appear on the side of the road! No one cares?!"

"Uh, could it be the little guy who escaped from the capital zoo? Do you want to call the zoo? This little thing is precious. If you lose it, the people in the zoo will go crazy."

"Hey, don't call yet. I haven't confirmed whether that little guy is a giant panda! Haven't you read similar reports before? It is said that some people like giant pandas very much, and they are so dazed that they want to raise a giant panda." My chow chow was dyed the color of black and white panda, and walking the dog was like walking a panda.”

"Don't be impulsive! Let's try it out! We must first determine whether that little thing is a real national treasure. After all... some people really can do anything to raise a giant panda."

The passers-by who were discussing around heard the last person's words and first twitched their mouths, and then they thought that there was nothing wrong with the words.

After all, even if they are not fanatical lovers of national treasures, they really want to do something when they see such a cute little one strolling on the street.

Soon someone with particularly strong mobility quickly caught up with the little giant panda.

While this person was still thinking about what method to use to test whether the giant panda cub was real or not, he had already found himself being seen, photographed and even chased by the panda Fugui calmly. He stopped in advance, and then he opened his mouth directly to the young man who showed a nervous and expectant expression when he turned his head:

"Wang!"

A man full of anticipation and excitement: "...Wow?"

What Wang?Why do pandas make barking sounds?

Panda Fugui saw that the man still didn't give up, so he bounced around twice, then took a deep breath and yelled at him again:

"Wow woof woof woof woof!!"

Do you understand this time?This pure dog bark!If you still don't understand, I can still drool all over your face! !

As a result, the face of the young man who was full of anticipation and excitement gradually showed a dejected and extremely depressed expression.

"I just said how could there be a real giant panda walking on the road! Damn panda fans! They dyed the dog to look like a panda to attract attention!!"

"Whose dog is this? Why is it dyed like this?! It's not too much to deceive everyone's feelings! And the most important thing is that dyeing the dog like this is good for the dog?! The dog owner, come out soon ! Take your dog away!"

The young man was very angry, and then he pointed to the panda Fugui and asked loudly who was Fugui's excrement officer, but the people around him knew that it was not a real panda when they heard his angry voice, and laughed I took a photo and posted it on the Internet as a joke, then shook my head and left.

Hey, in this day and age, there are still so many fans of the national treasure giant panda.

Thus, a chasing and interception that was almost caused by "panda shopping" disappeared in those few standard dog barks.

And the witty panda Fugui happily continued on the road.

However, although all the onlookers on the road knew that this panda cub that looked like a panda cub was actually not a panda cub, many people stopped curiously and did not leave, and even followed panda Fugui secretly. want to see the reaction of others.

The young man who got the donkey at the beginning was also one of the people who followed the panda Fugui. Apart from feeling very depressed because he was being donkey and wanting to see the stupid expressions of other people being donkey like him, he also wanted to find this panda. ... the dog panda?Master!I want to see who can do such a terrible thing.

So his cell phone live broadcast was always on.

From time to time, some photos of dogs and pandas strolling will be uploaded.

And because his live broadcast and these photos were contaminated with the two keywords of "panda", they were discovered by netizens surfing the Internet in a short period of time and quickly became the top trending searches.

#直播走猫熊## A zoo runaway panda suddenly appeared on the second ring road! ##If I didn’t see it with my own eyes, I almost believed it was a panda##Have you ever seen a panda that can bark?I have seen! #

The topic about pandas has been read more than [-] million, and the hot search headlines have been viewed more than [-] million.

At first, netizens didn't believe that someone could actually live-stream a panda walk, but when they saw the cheerful little giant panda strolling around in the video, their eyes almost popped out.

At that time, the comments almost exploded, and everyone doubted their own eyes.

It wasn't until everyone saw the "little giant panda" in the live broadcast barking viciously at a girl who was bewitched by his beauty and wanted to come up to rub him, that everyone knew that it was not a fucking panda. This is a dog! !

【Fuck!If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have believed it!I have manually edited the zoo, okay! 】

[Laughing, you must not be the only one in Aite Zoo, I was shocked the first time I saw it!But now I'm a little embarrassed... and a little speechless.Whose dog owner is so wicked! 】

[If you want to dye a panda, maybe a poodle is easier to dye?Not to mention that the dog's body shape is quite similar to that of a panda cub, and the black and white dyeing is also quite good, very realistic. 】

Little d: [... No... Don't you think there's something wrong? 】

[Yes, yes, yes, black and white dyeing is so good!I just don't know if this hair dye will hurt the dog's fur?If it doesn't hurt, I want to dye my poodle too!At that time, I will also be a panda walker hahaha! 】

Little d: [Look at me!Am I really the only one who thinks that panda cub is a real panda? !He looks more like a bear than a dog in terms of his size, fur and facial bones! 】

[Upstairs, don't make fun of me.How could it be a real panda?Can real pandas bark?I have been to Sichuan to see giant pandas, they are all chirping! 】

[Yes, yes!Look at that dog, he can still stick out his tongue when he runs hot!Yo, this dog is so smart!It actually went to the stall selling morning tea?Could it be that he wants to buy morning tea? ! 】

Of course, Panda Fugui wants to buy morning tea, and also wants to eat a plate of steamed buns by the way.

He pretended to stand up, raised his round head to the old man who was looking at him in surprise, so that the old man could see the pocket around his neck that contained the change.

Then he yelled at the old man: "Woof!" Have a cup of hot morning tea!Another plate of buns!

It was also the first time for the old man to see a dog disguised as a national treasure come to his stall to buy breakfast. How can I say that after living to such an old age, it is really rare to see anything.

Of course, the boss is also an old man in the capital who has seen the world!Seeing a lot of people around taking photos with their mobile phones, he also happily cooperated: "Hey, you are really clever, you want to drink tea and steamed stuffed buns, right? Morning tea is not suitable for dogs, sir There is still hot sherbet here, drink sherbet!"

"Seeing how cute you are, I won't charge you money!"

So the old man reached out and stroked two handfuls of panda Fugui's soft and smooth fur. Although he knew that this was not a panda in front of him, the sense of satisfaction as if he had touched a national treasure made the old man smile all over his face, and then he I served a large bowl of sherbet to the cute panda Fu Guier, and added several large pieces of fresh fruit to it.

Panda Fugui expressed his satisfaction.

Then when the old man wanted to put his sherbet on the ground, he jumped to the small table of the morning tea stand set up by the old man, and then squatted on the table to wait for the sherbet.

"Yo! Still a fastidious person!"

The uncle laughed so hard that his face was covered with creases, and he put the sherbet on the small table.Seeing that the little cutie still looked at him with those beautiful little dark circles and didn't drink the sherbet, the old man had a flash of inspiration: "Do you still want to eat buns?"

"Wang!!"

Panda Fugui raised his neck again, revealing the coin purse around his neck.

The old man laughed again and licked two pandas, "You really know how to eat! I'll serve you a plate of meat stuffing!"

Then Panda Fugui, who had wandered all the way, squatted on the clean wooden table and began to eat his buns and drink his sherbet.

At the same time, I once again praised my wit. What could calm this group of panda fans better than pretending to be a dog?

"The boss also gave me a sherbet and a plate of steamed buns!! I'll eat right next to that table!!"

"Boss, I want a plate of steamed buns too!"

"Boss, I want a sherbet!! The one with more fruit!"

Panda Fugui rolled his eyes in a very speechless manner when he saw the person who was sitting across from him with the same breakfast as him, who was very excited.

Well, it seems that pretending to be a dog still cannot completely eliminate these fanatic fans.

[Ah, ah, ah, so cute, so cute, so cute!Little pandas are so cute no matter what they do! 】

[Upstairs is a little panda, no, it's not a little panda, it's just a dog that looks like a little panda! !You have to polish your eyes! 】

[I don't care, I don't care, I don't care!It's so cute even if it's fake!God, how can it be so cute and so smart!It will also buy breakfast for itself!It even has a pocket around its neck for pocket change!Oh my god, I'm going to die of it! 】

[If you want to be killed by it, add one!A lot of money to buy a puppy of the same style!I can buy it without dyeing my hair!Whether it's a panda or a dog, it's all super cute! 】

[Its posture of drinking sherbet is so elegant!It also knows how to bite through a hole in the steamed bun to drink the soup!Ahhhh I can't do it anymore, tell me where this little panda is, I want to pet it right now! 】

Little d: [...that's really a panda cub!Its face is really not a dog when you look at it up close! 】

This little d's comment was quickly drowned out in countless screaming comments, but because he tirelessly repeated his appearance, it really aroused some people's attention and suspicion.

[? ?Really? I don't believe it, pandas can learn how dogs bark?Will you still buy things yourself?Will you still eat buns instead of bamboo?Do you think it is Kung Fu Panda? 】

[Hahahaha, if it were a real panda, I would stand on my head and eat the keyboard hahaha!That could never be a real panda! 】

[Although I also think this dog really looks like a panda, but... no matter how you think about it, there is no such panda, right? 】

[… But I compared the outline and skeleton photos of the panda cubs. This panda seems to be a bit like a real panda? 】

[Just kidding... so this panda is calling us a donkey on purpose?Hahaha do you believe it? 】

[But it still buys breakfast by itself, doesn't it?If it is this kind of IQ...]

The barrage comment here suddenly became empty.

Then inexplicably many people suddenly had an extremely shocking thought.

At this time, Panda Fugui has finished drinking his sweet sherbet and a plate of steamed buns, and the human beings sitting around him who are also eating buns and drinking sherbet are still addicted to him It looks like the beauty of a panda cub.

Only the young man who was caught by the donkey at first only paid attention to his live broadcast and barrage comments, and now he was also surprised by the guess that flashed in his mind.

Suddenly a huge red barrage flashed on his live barrage——

【No, I can't help but suspect that it's a real panda!Anchor, hurry up and hug him to check his fur and eyes! 】

Then under this barrage, everyone was urging the young man to act.

Fugui, the panda who couldn't help licking his paw, suddenly felt a locked gaze.

He paused, and couldn't help but click his tongue in a low voice.

Ah, this group of terrific fanatics, have they broken the bottom line so quickly, are they going to break the casserole and ask the end?

In this case, he can only speed up his actions.

It is estimated that Xie Dalang is about to rush over, so he still has to run quickly.

So, when the young man was urged by the tens of millions of people watching the live broadcast to quickly verify whether it was a dog or a panda cub, the young man took a deep breath and was about to go up to catch the pretended national treasure. when!

The disguised national treasure squatting on the small wooden table suddenly turned his head and showed him a look that seemed to be pity and mockery, and jumped off the table with a swish, and then acted in a way that is absolutely impossible for a panda cub. The speed is running wildly in one direction!

This speed made all the onlookers at the old man's morning tea stand stunned, and the young man who was broadcasting the live broadcast felt the mockery in his eyes at close range and almost lost his breath again——

This dog must have done it on purpose!He must be mocking himself on purpose!

But do you think he will admit defeat like this? !The more this happened, the more he would grab this dog and trample, ravage, it! !

A young man chasing a galloping panda?just ran away.

While running, he complained wildly to those netizens watching the live broadcast.

"Tiezi, look at the one running wildly in front of you, how could it be a panda!! Has any of you ever seen a panda that can run like a husky?! I'm sure it must be a dog! I even suspect that there is a border collie in it bloodline!!"

"Whoa, whoa! I, I must grab this dog and pluck all its fur! This guy has already fucked me twice today!!

Fuck?Oh my gosh I've been chasing it for almost 10 minutes right?What kind of dog is this? Why can't I catch up with it? ! "

"I can't believe I can't run faster than a dog! My family, I must catch it! Bet on my dignity as a human being!"

Then the comment and barrage area burst into laughter.

[Give up, look at the speed comparison between the two of you, I think it is more likely that you will be thrown two streets by him in the end. 】

[Fuck, I can't live laughing hahahaha!A dog disguised as a panda can outrun a human!Hahahaha, my God, there is almost nothing wrong with this sentence! ! 】

[Tiezi come on!You have been on the top of the Weibo hot search!Your live broadcast room has also been watched by 8000 million people!You must cherish this highlight moment of chasing pandas, you know?Maybe you will never have such attention in your life again! 】

Indeed, at this time, various network platforms have already started broadcasting the live broadcast of chasing pandas.In addition to countless fans of national treasures in Huazhou watching the live broadcast with relish, some people who went over the wall from abroad also watched this "running panda" with amazement in various languages.

Of course Xie Tianlang, Song Sanchuan and Si Wuya were also watching. Xie Tianlang had already run to the old man's morning tea stand.

Minister Tu was also watching, and almost spit out the soy milk he just drank, and then smirked and called the relevant personnel.Avoid causing a riot.

Finally, under the watchful eyes of billions of eyes, the little giant panda ran to the building of the radio and television station.

At this time, two cars stopped just under the building.

Two groups of people got out of the two cars respectively.

But the appearance and momentum of these two groups of people are really quite different——

The one on the left getting out of an ordinary Volkswagen is a beautiful beauty with a well-dressed but plain dress and her little assistant.

And the one on the right is not very good-looking but dressed very luxuriously and stylishly. There are three make-up artists, two bodyguards and seven assistants alone.

In contrast to the two, the big beauty with long wavy hair looks a lot shabby.And the popular female singer surrounded in the middle looked at the big beauty with complacent and veiled eyes.

He even stayed there for a while, trying to highlight the status gap between the two of them.

At this time, the popular female singer is of course proud.

But this pride and advantage was lost in the next second by a barking panda running wildly over?It was washed into bits and pieces——

The much-anticipated little giant panda first barked twice, then wailed with excitement, and jumped right onto the trouser leg of the curly-haired beauty!

The skillful and cute pose of hugging the thigh!

And his clumsy climbing posture made all the viewers want to scream in an instant, and turned into the big beauty who was hugged by the little giant panda on the spot.

【Ah, ah, ah, I'm sour, I'm sour, I'm sour!Why can she be hugged by a panda!Are my legs not long enough? ! 】

And the popular female singer also blurted out uncontrollably at this time:

"Zheng Ronghua! You even pretended to be a panda in order to be popular!!"

The little giant panda rolled comfortably in his sister's arms, and cast a sideways glance at the jealous female singer.

"laugh."

Now is the time, do we still need to pretend?

Of course not, because the professionals sent by Minister Tu came with Xie Sirius.

Just the appearance of these three tall and handsome men shocked the surrounding group of people.

And when the man said with a particularly handsome face:

"This panda cub is a wild panda cub rescued by Ms. Zheng Ronghua. Because she missed Ms. Zheng Ronghua very much, she sneaked out of the breeding center again."

When these words were spoken, the entire Internet exploded.

[God! !What did I hear?That's a real one!Bear!cat! ! 】

Zheng Ronghua: "...?!"

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