Be silly, Grandpa will transform!

Gou Fugui stood in the white mist thinking about how to solve the predicament in front of him.

Although he said that the mist does not talk about martial arts and give him ghosts to hit the wall, he feels that this world should not be a world of ghosts and ghosts. After all, if there are ghosts, they don't need the mist to cover them up. They can just haunt the night. up.

So after standing in place for a while, the rich and beautiful people still prefer that this is a problem within the scope of "science", but people haven't had time to study it thoroughly.

In this case, we can only try that special cute animal.

But if he really becomes that cute thing, when will he find Song Sanchuan?

But at this time, Gou Fugui was no longer allowed to hesitate any longer. He closed his eyes and rummaged through the golden pages in the sea of ​​consciousness, and finally found a long-haired man with strong arms and sharp claws, and a black eye shadow around his eyes. The cute thing, and then this cute thing with a smiling face lit up in the photo——

[Sloth Fugui: Ah... you... said... what... what...?Ha ha ha ha!

Traits/Skills:

1. Huh?I... can't... be... poisoned.

Complete transformation: sloth, mammal, monkey-like in shape and slow movement, because it needs to eat a lot of eucalyptus leaves every day, it has evolved a powerful detoxification system in the body, which has the same resistance effect as immunity to plant toxins, especially leaf toxins .

Bloodline bonus (no level limit): Resists most plant toxins, including but not limited to paralysis, pain, hallucinations and other plant toxins that attack the nervous system.

2. I...also...will...detoxify...

Complete transformation: Sloths are the only mammals that can grow plants on their bodies.Because its hair is long, thick, and slow-moving, it attaches to its fur the companion organisms that grow fungus and algae.

Companion algae serve as a food source for sloths, while fungi that cling to the sloth's fur are resistant to most viruses.

Bloodline Bonus (Basic): You can grab three small green algae balls from your hair every day, and randomly have the effects of "replenishment of physical strength", "replenishment of mental strength", and "primary anti-inflammatory".

Note: But all food always has a shelf life, maybe you can think about the storage method.

3. As long as I am slow enough.

Complete transformation: Sloths move very slowly due to various complex reasons. It is measured that they can travel 500 meters in an hour, slower than a turtle.

But slowness also has its advantages, and you can’t eat hot tofu in a hurry!As long as I'm slow enough, the enemy won't be able to find me, and as long as I'm slow enough, the lost stamina can't catch up with the energy I replenish!

Life is not in motion, but in stillness.The more happy you are jumping, the more miserable you will die. This is the truth I realized.

Bloodline Bonus:

The slower the movement speed, the lower the probability of being discovered by the enemy. Once you stand still, you will enter the "extreme camouflage" state, and you will hardly be discovered by the enemy.

In addition, physical strength will slowly recover in a completely static state, but physical strength is probably not that important to sloths.

4. Invalid/Negative Features:

Fortune is where misfortune lies, and misfortune is where blessing rests.There are two sides to everything, and one cannot generalize.

Standing still is indeed not easy to be discovered by others, but... if the speed is too slow, it will occasionally cause certain troubles to yourself and others.

But laziness doesn't think this is a bad thing!As long as you get used to the lazy speed, you will find... how wonderful the life of a Buddhist salted fish is!

And, there is also a very famous little partner named Lightning! 】

After the light flashed through the white mist, Fugui was still the same Fugui, but he had a Buddhist smile on his face, and his whole body and mental state changed from being tense just now to being lazy and relaxed. appearance.

He stood on the spot and slowly looked left, right, forward, and backward. It took him a full minute before he spoke slowly.

"Ah...so...it really is...poison."

The reason why he kept seeing the same scene in the mist was because when he walked into the mist, he inhaled a small amount of toxins in the mist, causing him to have visual and sensory hallucinations.

So it is clear that he is moving in the direction indicated on the watch, but what he sees with his eyes and what he touches with his feet is not real.

So when he transforms into a sloth with a higher degree of defense against toxins and viruses, because the system in the body and even the epidermis are eliminating the toxins, he looks at the surrounding environment in a different way.

The step that appeared in front of his eyes three times was gone, and even the red rope he held in his hand was normally hidden in the mist behind him.

Lazy and rich thinking has already figured out the cause and effect in a few seconds, but his fast brain thinking can't be reflected in his slow body.

Although now he has figured out the reason why he always sees the same steps, but if he becomes another animal bloodline, his vision and sense of touch will still be affected by the fog, and it will still be difficult to reach the destination. The sloth's wealth bonus has moved forward.

"Ah... this... really... makes people... depressing... ah!"

Fugui the sloth pulled a Buddhist smirk on his face, raised his wrist bit by bit like in slow motion, looked at the correct path indicated on the watch, and made sure that as long as he followed the ten o'clock Go straight in the direction of Zhong and you will find the place where Song Sanchuan stayed.

So... what are you waiting for?just go.

So Fugui the sloth started his "walking" in the mist.

He first slowly lowered his wrist, which took 15 seconds.

Then he raised his head and looked in the direction of ten o'clock, which took five seconds.

Afterwards, he took a deep breath while raising his left leg and took a step forward. He tried his best to take a big step, showing his determination to reach the destination early, but this step changed from lifting to halfway and finally It took a total of 25 seconds to put it down slowly.

He walked forward 1.5 meters, and it took a total of 1 minute.

In this way, 10 minutes is 15 meters, and he can travel 90 meters in one hour! !

What a speed!

Fugui the sloth: "Quick... shit... ah... shit..."

Hurry up! It would take only a minute to walk two steps forward. With such a broken speed, by the time he gets to the place where Song Sanchuan is, it might be dark immediately! !He knew that the speed of such a strange and cute creature as a sloth was indeed very slow, but he never thought that loading it on a human form would also make his speed so slow!

The sloth Fugui was shocked by his own speed, but even though he was outputting crazily in his mind, what he said seemed to be pressed by 0.25 times the speed.

This made him even lose the mood to smirk, he must not succumb to the extremely slow blood of sloth Fugui! !

If it doesn't work, he will walk quickly!Just speed yourself up!If it doesn't work, he can still run! !

The sloth can't run because its lower limbs have degenerated, and he's a human now!He must be able to get up quickly! !

So the sloth Fugui started his brisk walk in the mist, and even tried hard to speed up the speed of raising his legs to run like a wind.

And the result of his hard work is——

Song Sanchuan had already finished drinking a glass of pineapple-flavored sparkling water, couldn't resist going to the bathroom to go to the bathroom, and then looked at the little dot of his rich brother displayed on the computer screen after returning, and finally moved forward... ...a person.

Converted into an actual distance, it would be about ten meters.

Song Sanchuan twisted his eyebrows into a Chinese knot, tilted his head to look at his laptop like a subway grandfather looking at his mobile phone.

"No...how did he walk ten meters forward after 5 minutes?"

Song Sanchuan's expression suddenly changed!Could it be that there are some terrible monsters appearing in this fog? !

Song Sanchuan was very worried when he thought that his rich brother might be surrounded by some terrible monsters that made it difficult for him to walk.

Should he rush out to join his teammates now?

Anyway, he also has a full set of equipment that can walk into the fog.

It's just that his combat effectiveness is not very strong, and it is difficult to use guns in the fog. Basically, the dangers he faces are close combat.

And in this regard, to some extent, he may not be as good as a rich man with a special bloodline bonus.

Song Shanchuan began to tap his fingers anxiously again, and at this time a young man next to him leaned over to look at his computer and finally couldn't hold back and asked:

"Brother, I see you have been looking at your notebook? What does the red dot on this notebook mean? The red dot seems to be moving slowly? Is it the drone you control? Or something else?"

Song Sanchuan originally didn't want to talk to the young man next to him who had been wanting to talk to him, but when he heard the word drone, his eyes lit up and he slapped the young man on the back.

"How did I forget that I still have a drone!!"

It's all because of the fog that made him subconsciously deny the role of the drone, but now his brother Fuguier is within five kilometers of him, and he can completely control his simulated tit to see Fuguier's Situation!

In this way, he would be able to determine whether he should venture into the mist, and also know what problems his rich brother encountered.

So the grinning young man who was photographed saw this boy-faced cool guy in camouflage sportswear and carrying a big backpack who looked like a sports fanatic and took out a... white from his backpack. Little sparrow?

This little sparrow looks round and fluffy, really like a little white ball.

However, who would carry a sparrow in a backpack?

However, the young man's eyes widened in the next second—because the fluffy little white sparrow was pressed somewhere by the round-faced cool song, and suddenly he flapped his wings and chirped twice, and then went directly to the fast food restaurant. Fly up!

This small white ball-like little sparrow that can only chirp immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the fast food restaurant.

Everyone was depressed for three days, and now they saw a cute thing and couldn't help staring at it.

"Where did the little sparrow fly in?"

"This is not a sparrow! This is a silver-throated long-tailed tit!! It is a super cute bird!! But why did this little guy suddenly appear here?"

Then everyone soon knew why——

The college student sitting next to Song Sanchuan shouted out in admiration and admiration:

"Brother, you are awesome! Is this your drone?! Fuck, it's not a drone at all, it's just a bionic robot!!"

Song Sanchuan experimented with manipulating his little tit to fly around the fast food restaurant, and only after confirming that all the functions were correct did he have time to talk to the college student and the group of people who came over.

"Strictly speaking, this is not a bionic machine... The main functions are monitoring and exploration. The battery life is four hours, and the longest flight distance is five kilometers."

"Tsk, although I can't transform and don't have an orange cat, I can still make myself an animal kingdom!"

Song Sanchuan muttered a little angrily, and then looked at a few people standing beside us.

"Can you open the door a little to let this little thing out? My friend is here, he seems to be trapped in the mist, I want to see how he is now."

A mechanical tycoon appeared in an ordinary fast food restaurant. Who could refuse his request? !

And looking at the vivid mechanical bird that can chirp and chirp, they knew that the young man might be more powerful than they imagined. The person standing by the door immediately opened the glass door and curtain of the fast food restaurant, Then the monitoring remote-controlled flying machine named Little Chickadee by Song Sanchuan flapped its wings and flew out.

It aroused a burst of admiration from everyone.

Then, basically all the people in the fast food restaurant gathered at Song Sanchuan's table openly and secretly, wanting to stretch their heads to see what that beautiful fluffy mechanical little tit looks like when it flies, and how it can fly in the mist. find something.

They have no way to get out of the fog, but now they can see the situation in the fog, how can it not be exciting?

So everyone stretched their necks to look at the computer screen, and Song Sanchuan was also seriously controlling the mechanical hill to fly towards the location of his rich brother, while turning on the infrared thermal energy monitoring function to monitor the surrounding situation.

"……Well."

Initially, it seems that the fog is gray and white, and there is nothing beyond imagination.

"Ah! Hurry up! This little white dot will overlap with that little red dot soon! It's better to let our little white sparrow fly higher, what if there are some monsters in the fog?"

The college students who were close at first couldn't help being excited to remind.

Song Sanchuan paused with his fingers to activate the defense function of the mechanical tit, but he didn't let it fly high or slow down.

When the little white dot and the little red dot displayed on the computer screen almost coincided, Song Sanchuan also saw his long-haired rich brother who was particularly eye-catching even in the fog in the field of vision of the mechanical tit on the screen. .

And the people in the fast food restaurant who were watching together saw the big black rice dumpling wrapped tightly in a mask and hat that jumped into their field of vision after clearing the fog.

Everyone: "Hiss..."

This package is tight enough.

Song Sanchuan also hissed and smiled, at least the little tit turned around and didn't find any danger around.

It was the best he could have imagined.

He turned on the sound transmission system of the mechanical little tit, and shouted directly at his rich brother:

"Fugui, why are you so slow? I thought something happened to you on the way. I was so scared that I almost put on a protective suit to find you! Fortunately, I have a self-made monitoring tit!"

"Is it because you are not easy to recognize the direction in the fog, so your speed is slow? From now on, you just need to follow my little tit!"

"Come on, brother, speed up! When the time comes, let's crack this fog together!"

After Song Sanchuan shouted happily, he controlled his mechanical tit to quickly fly towards the fast food restaurant.

In his heart, he was looking forward to hugging his brothers and comrades in arms immediately!

As a result, after the little tits flew out for dozens of meters, he couldn't see Gou Fugui who should be running behind, but the red dot belonging to Gou Fugui still only moved forward one step on the monitor screen of the computer monitor. position.

Song Sanchuan: "???"

The second time the subway grandfather looked at his phone.

He suddenly thought of a possibility of nervously controlling his little tit to fly back, and then let the little tit circle around Gou Fugui to monitor his brother's situation in all directions.

"Fugui, are you injured?! Or is there something wrong with your body? Did you get poisoned?! You can't walk anymore, do you need me to pick you up?! What happened, don't just look up at me! I'm so anxious, tell me What the hell happened!!"

Gou Fugui: Damn, I was indeed poisoned. I wasn’t injured, but I just couldn’t walk fast. What are you trying to do here!Don't let this little tit fly around in front of me, it's very annoying to watch!Also, the speed at which Lao Tzu speaks is waiting for me to explain to you clearly what happened, it is probably going to be dark, are you sure you can hear the end? !

So when the little tit roaring Song Sanchuan circled around Gou Fugui for the tenth time, Fugui the sloth, who was so annoyed and suffocated, finally spoke unbearably:

"it is good……"

Song Tit: "Okay? What's good? How are you doing now?!"

"alright……"

Song Tit: "Okay? Are you saying that you were poisoned or injured before and now you're better? Oh, can you say it all at once? I'm anxious."

"Okay... that's it... you shut up!"

Song Tit: "...Huh?"

"Shut up...wait..."

Song Tit: "What are you waiting for?"

"Wait... I...go over!!"

Song Tit: "..."

"Let's talk in the past!!"

Song Sanchuan: ...it's over.

His rich brother had a big problem!