sunflower love

Jiang Qing came to the flower shop to look for Lin Kong on Sunday, but he smelled a strange smell from a distance, and the smell became stronger the closer he got to the flower shop.

"Lin Kong, what are you doing? Why is it so smelly!"

"Jiang Qing, are you here? I'm cooking snail noodles! Do you want to eat together?"

"What? Snail (si) powder?"

"Snail (shi) noodles!" Lin Kong brought the freshly baked snail noodles to the table and said, "Do you want to try it? It's delicious!"

Jiang Qing looked at Lin Kong with an unbelievable expression, thinking how could the usually cute Lin Kong eat such terrible food.

"Lin Kong, you...I mean this snail (si)"

"Snail (shi) powder!"

"Ah, yes, yes, is this snail (shi) powder really delicious? Are you sure it's not a biological weapon?"

"Have you ever eaten Changsha stinky tofu?" Lin Kong had already sat down, picked up his chopsticks and began to stir up powder, "This one is similar to it, it smells stinky and tastes good."

Seeing that Jiang Qing still refused to try, Lin Kong directly gave him a pair of chopsticks and said, "Try it! Just give me a face."

"Okay." Jiang Qing picked up the chopsticks and took a mouthful of noodles, then froze.The strange smell filled the nose and mouth, and rushed to the top of the sky.Slowly, the eyes began to weep.

"How is it? Is it so delicious that you cry? I didn't lie to you!"

"vomit!"

Jiang Qing pulled the trash can next to him and spat out the vermicelli. After 10 minutes, he asked Lin Kong weakly, "Where's the water?"

Lin Kong hurried to the kitchen and poured a cold glass for Jiang Qing.Jiang Qing rinsed his mouth for about 10 minutes, and finally drank the remaining water in one gulp.

"Lin Kong, I hate you!"

"What's wrong? Is it hard to eat?"

"Let me tell you this, if you let me eat this, it's like letting a native Cantonese eat Chongqing's heavy spicy hot pot. Life is better than death!" Jiang Qing retched for a long time, got up and left the flower shop, before Before leaving, he said to Lin Kong, "I will never eat snail noodles again in my life!"

After Jiang Qing returned home, he called a woman: "Aunt Zhang, go and get me hot wine, white ones, hurry up."

"What's the matter, master? Are you in a bad mood today?"

"Hmm... a little disgusting."

After the wine was served, Jiang Qing drank four taels directly, but the smell of the snail noodles did not dissipate at all, which made Jiang Qing complain endlessly.

Lin Kong, who was enjoying snail noodles in the flower shop at this time, had already finished eating the noodles and soup, and was about to wash the dishes.He also thought that it must be because Jiang Qing was not used to eating, so he would make more for him next time.

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Dedicated to the three unjust friends who forced me to go to the snail noodle shop to eat snail noodle.Here is a short story written by Jiang Qing using me as the prototype to record this unfortunate day.