new generation male god

Although both the spoon and the steamed egg were taught a lesson by their own masters for stealing snacks, once they did something bad together, they quickly established a friendship between pee and mud. Even Gu Lixiao and Wang Qian were amazed This speed of dispelling the suspicion.

But they don't want to worry about it anymore, it's a good thing to get along peacefully, so they are relieved. Similarly, they no longer lock the spoons and steamed eggs in the room, but lock the snack cabinet Well, as for the newcomer Long Aotian, they believe that he must be a veteran member of the United Nations Mediation Committee.

The following days were quite calm. Of the three people in room 501, two went to military training, one went to be a pet, and none of them were at home. Of the three people in room 502, two went to work and school during the day, and the other spent every day in the In the cave, there are only two dogs and one cat in the entire apartment, which fully reflects the beautiful situation in a harmonious society.

This kind of peace and tranquility lasted until a weekend came.

"Steamed egg!" Gu Lixiao stood in the living room and jumped angrily, "Steamed egg, come out quickly! Where did you hide!?"

There was no sound in the living room.

Gu Lixiao searched hard again, but still couldn't find where his cat went.

Instead, the door of Wang Qian's room was opened, and Wang Qian ran out holding his own spoon, "Teacher Gu, what's wrong?"

Gu Lixiao apologized, "Oh, I'm sorry, I woke you up, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I couldn't find the steamed egg and I was anxious, so I made my voice louder."

Wang Qian didn't care, because he happened to wake up early today, "It's all right, I've been up for a long time now, um...why is your cat gone?"

Gu Lixiao was a little helpless, "Today, I took the steamed egg to take a shower and shave. How long has it been since he took good care of it? But she is a thief, I don't know when she can understand the idea of ​​taking a bath." Vocabulary, as soon as I said I was going to take a bath, she disappeared in the blink of an eye, isn't she just looking for it..."

Wang Qian was a little surprised, "Your cat also took a bath today?" He laughed and shook the spoon in his arms, "What a coincidence, I plan to take the spoon to take a bath today too."

Gu Lixiao raised his eyebrows, "It's a coincidence, but it's still up to me whether I can go there today. If Steamed Egg gets stubborn, it's possible that I won't show up for a whole day."

Then Gu Lixiao rummaged around again.

Wang Qian couldn't bear it. The owners of cats and dogs on pet forums complained that the bathing battle between their pets and themselves was a horrible rhythm, so Wang Qian put down the spoon and patted her on the head: "Go, Spoon, look for steamed eggs, take a shower together today!"

The spoon is so exciting, in her heart, taking a bath is a happy thing!You must call your friends, it’s not enough to call steamed eggs, you have to bring Tiantian!

The spoon rushed to the living room with a bang, then lowered its head and started to sniff.

In less than 5 minutes, the steamed egg appeared in front of Gu Lixiao with the back of the neck in its mouth, and its limbs were still flailing around: You liar, liar, liar! ! !Still not a friend, you traitor! ! !Woooooooo I don't want to take a shower!

Rewind the time to 5 minutes ago, when the spoon just found the steamed egg.

Steamed eggs, steamed eggs, let's take a bath together! !

don't go!

Taking a bath is very comfortable, come on, take a bath together!

What's so comfortable, strange hands touching me, my noble body allows them to touch casually?

spoon:………………

To be honest, although we have become good friends, sometimes Shaozi really can't understand the brain holes of new friends. It is almost as big as a black hole, and there is no law to follow in the direction.

In the end, the two guys argued for a long time, the spoon opened its mouth, grabbed the steamed egg, and directly solved the problem in the most brutal way.

Gu Lixiao rescued the steamed egg from the mouth of the spoon, and locked her tightly in her arms, not giving her the slightest chance to leave again.

Seeing that Shaozi didn't realize that she was going to leave as usual, Wang Qian squatted there obediently. She ran to the door of Yan Yun's room, scratched the door excitedly, and barked:

Come out every day, let's take a shower together!

It seems that the spoon really likes to take a bath, so I try my best to tell my friends about it.

Wang Qian quickly wanted to hug Shaozi back, "Oh, Shaozi, I may not wake up anymore, so don't disturb Mr. Yan!"

I never thought that before the spoon was pulled back, the steamed egg could not break free from the owner's arms, so it simply yelled loudly: "Every day, come out and comment, after all, taking a bath is not an annoying thing, come out, come out quickly." , I know you're home!

Now it's all right, room 502 suddenly sounded the harmonious sound of the cat and dog ensemble...

What about Yun Yan at this time?

He was naturally in his own cave, but since Fiance told him last time that others would doubt that he would always answer the door, he set up a spell so that he could hear someone knocking on the door.

So he immediately went back into the room, and opened the door, "What's the matter?"

Wang Qian and Gu Lixiao smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, Mr. Yan, to disturb your sleep."

Yun Yan shook his head, "No, what's the matter?"

Wang Qian actually understood the meaning of his own spoon, so he simply asked, "Mr. Gu and I are going to bathe our pets today. Do you want to come together?"

"Bath?" Yun Yan has never kept human pets before, and he doesn't know that he needs to take pets with him to take a bath, but his intuition tells him to take Fiance, so he immediately nodded and agreed, "Okay, I'll go Wake him up."

Wang Qian and Gu Lixiao were taken aback for a moment, there was such a thing that the owner woke up before the pet, this dog is too careless, isn't it?

So Fiance, who was still asleep, was called up by Yun Yan and set off to the pet shop together.

Fiance: "Why do I have a bad feeling..."

"Welcome!" The pet shop girl's voice was extremely sweet, "Do you have an appointment?"

There is only one pet shop near the apartment. After going there a few times, Wang Qian and Gu Lixiao both have a good sense of this shop, and they both made appointments with this shop, but when they asked about Yun Yan, the other party didn’t know anything about it. , so that they can't help but suspect that Long Aotian has received abuse from him.

But they still helped Long Aotian to order a bath and maintenance package. In Wang Qian's words, "Mr. Yan, your Long Aotian's hair is a little knotted, it's time to fix it."

When Yun Yan heard this sentence at the time, his first reaction was not the slightest bit of guilt. Instead, he looked at Fiance with a look of disgust: Do you usually not clean your body?

Fiance replied with his mind in a very wronged way, I just found a dog's body at random, I will be what it is, how do I know that its hair is knotted...

At the end of the bath, everyone has their own advantages and disadvantages, and Shaozi is naturally enjoying the bath happily. If it weren't for the species restriction, she would probably want to hum a little song to express her mood.

On the steamed egg side, it was a bloodbath. Such a kitten needs two staff members to hold her down to take a bath.

As for Fiance, he can only say: If I can talk, I will jump up and talk to you in minutes!What is rolling around, what is drilling into dirty places, I have never done these things, okay?Are you slandering me just because I can't speak! ?

Yun Yan's face was full of black lines when he heard it, is this kid too careless about personal hygiene?

"Sir, we are now making a discount package for pet hair care, three treatments plus one smoothing, it only costs less than 600," the waiter girl tried hard to sell: "I see that your dog is Maltese As for the dog, this kind of dog’s hair is already very long, if it is not taken care of well, it is easier to get knotted than other dogs~”

Yun Yan was a little hesitant. He wasn't sure whether he should agree to it at this time. It wasn't a question of money, but he didn't know if doing so would help Fiansi's mission.

Originally, he wanted to ask Fience for his opinion, but when he turned around, he saw Fience being rubbed by the nursing staff, with an obvious expression of "my whole dog is not well".

Forget it... Yun Yan turned around and let him clean it up first.

Seeing that Yun Yan seems to be hesitating, the little girl hurriedly continued to work harder: "Sir, we only need to spend [-] yuan in a single purchase to become a member. If you buy this discounted package, we can apply for you right away." A card, after you apply for the card, once you spend more than [-] each time, you can get a discount, and after you apply for the card, we can give you some pet supplies today~"

Yun Yan thought about it for a while, and felt that he might miss something if he bought it without losing money, so he happily paid for the card.

The waitress smiled so hard that her teeth could not be seen. Thinking that her commission might improve at the end of the month, she was in a bright mood, so she said with more enthusiasm: "Then please choose the pet equipment that comes with it." He took it to a counter where there were a lot of toys, food and other miscellaneous things for pets.

For Yunyan, daily necessities such as dog toys, teething sticks, and dog food are actually not used. I tied a red bow because my sister said it could be tied on the long hair of a Maltese dog.

"Then why don't you bring it to your dog now?" The after-sales service is very good.

Yun Yan looked at the bow, and suddenly imagined that it was on the head of the human-shaped Fiance, and suddenly felt a little funny, so he nodded with no malicious intentions, and replied: "Just put it on now, it looks pretty of."

When Fiance was groomed clean and smooth, he unintentionally glanced at the mirror beside him, and his eyes immediately widened: Wow! ! ! ! !

What's up with that silly bow! !

The author has something to say: return to human society tomorrow~