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Try to avoid wearing red strings, bells, and wind chimes when going out.If you hear someone calling your name, don't answer immediately, but respond after identifying the source of the voice.

Of course, it is best not to call people by their names on the night of Ghost Festival, especially when you meet acquaintances on the street outside.

Women who come to the lunar calendar are also very yin, so it is best to avoid occasions such as sacrifices and ancestor worship.When you go out, you should wear some evil spirits with you.

On Ghost Festival, avoid saying unlucky words such as the word "ghost", and don't stick your chopsticks in the rice bowl when eating. (Otherwise, it's like putting incense on a censer, it's bad luck...)

……

It coincided with the ghost month, and I was still arranging those strange things in the middle of the night, and I couldn't help thinking a lot.

At three o'clock in the morning, lying on the bed, browsing the Internet, I found a short post asking for help.

The poster should be a girl. She said in the post that she had a strange dream recently.

I dreamed of a strange man I had never seen before.

Even in the dream, the man's face was very clear, and he also told her his name.

The girl said that she dreamed that she was standing in a large warehouse. The warehouse was empty and there were no other people before. Then, a man was pushed down from the top of the warehouse by someone, and his body was Some construction scrap and shelves piled up in the warehouse next to her were punctured.The appearance of death was extremely miserable, the dead man stared down at her, and then died.

In the dream, the girl quickly escaped from the dead man's warehouse, and found that it was not far from her hometown, so she ran back to her hometown, only to find that the dead man was standing in the yard of her hometown, Turn your back on her!

The man turned around and told the girl that his name was LF and he was killed by his sister.

Later, the girl dreamed that she also died in the dream, but this part of the dream became very blurred, not as clear as the previous dream...

After reading this post, I can't help but feel a little uncomfortable in the dark environment. After all, dreaming is something that everyone can do. Those weird, hopeless and strange deaths in dreams, everyone, more or less will also have this experience.

No one likes having nightmares!

However, now that you have read this "bedtime reading", you should always read on. (However, if at the end of the reading, there are those sensational, or some "cursed" posts, then it is really annoying...)

Since it was night, the feeling of seeing this kind of thing was completely incomparable with that during the day.Next, what really makes me feel uncomfortable is still behind...

The girl said that after this strange dream, just a few nights ago (a few days before the day of posting), she woke up in a daze, and when she just opened her eyes, there seemed to be a woman bent over at the foot of the bed on her right. She bent her waist and put her hands on the edge of the bed and looked at her feet. She thought she was dazzled, and after blinking vigorously a few times, the woman disappeared, but this incident was really terrifying... (When I read this, I subconsciously glanced in the direction of the foot of the bed...)

Early the next morning, the girl asked her mother if she had been to her room at night, and her mother replied: no.

At this point, the girl herself realized that, out of her personal habit, to protect her privacy, she never locked the door of the room from the inside when she was sleeping!

[In this world, there really are no ghosts, right? 】---------The girl asked herself so.

The girl emphasized at the end of the post:

Her dream was so real that she could even see LF's face clearly.

She said that LF looked about forty years old, tall and thin.And she is very sure that she does not know LF!

Another point, later the girl told her mother about her dream.

But the girl's mother said that when she was in her hometown, she also dreamed of a man in his forties who stood by the bed and stared at her.In addition, there is actually no warehouse at all near the girl's hometown.

The girl said that she herself doesn't really believe in such "superstitions" as ghosts and gods.But she felt that this was too much of a coincidence.Moreover, the dream was very realistic. Now, the girl's hometown is being demolished, and she herself only dreamed of these things after the demolition...

[Seeking expert advice] --------- These are the girl's last words.

This post is actually too ordinary as a "bedtime reading" in Ghost Moon, because by the end of the post, the girl has not had any other weird things happen, and at the same time, the few online netizens said The hasty reply is actually more like everyone is joining in the fun.

But the difference is that the speaker is not interested in the listener, and after reading this post, I suddenly lost sleepiness, lifted the quilt, and stared straight at the bay window behind the foot of my bed. At the back, obviously, a piece protruded...

The more I looked at it, the more I felt that it was most likely a human figure!

I feel that I can't sleep well, but I have been busy all night, no matter how much I am a night owl, I still can't bear it anymore, my stomach convulsed, I climbed out of bed, and turned on the desk lamp on the desk.

From the angle where I lie on my side on the bed, I can see my own bookshelf. There are various types of books on it. In fact, there are many books that I haven’t even looked through. They are just hidden away.It's just that now, the reading goal that has not been achieved has changed from a sense of guilt to infinite peace of mind in this vast and silent night.

The words are upright and the book is upright, so upright, it only gave me a lot of confidence for a while.

How come I was not half-believing in the theory of ghosts and gods?They are also non-religious, only respecting ears.

Mysterious and unpredictable, who doesn't like to hunt for novelty and excitement?

But just like my family, their attitude towards these matters seems to be extremely cautious.Whether it is day or night, it is almost a rule to avoid talking about the word "ghost". I don't know why, but I heard that many elderly people seem to be taboo about it...

Maybe we are really too young and don't know the heights of the sky and the earth, so we will wantonly offend in this way and have no taboos...

Regardless of whether Ye Gong likes dragons or is bored, there are some taboos, we should always abide by them and respect them. After all, there is such a saying, "It is better to believe what you have than not to believe what you don't have" isn't it?Furthermore, it is the duty of a human being to respect ghosts and gods and keep a distance.

Well, this episode is just some trivia about the coming of the Ghost Festival, just for a scene.

☆Happy Ghost Festival everyone! ☆

【2014.8.9 Saturday / Lunar July [-]th. 】

The author has something to say:

☆, extra chapter: You, me and him in the parallel world (funny ratio/villain/resurrection)

(PS: The cannon fodder in this episode is revived. BL reveals the secret.)

(PPS: The protagonist in the article is not "Evil Yin Yu" but a mortal Yin Yu himself...)

(PPPS: Where did the evil spirit go? Hehe...)

At No. 444, Lekang Street, Jinjing District, S City, the roof of an old office building was shrouded in clouds, while other surrounding buildings had never experienced such a horrible and strange phenomenon.

Even though it was a day with scorching sun and clear sky, only that one building looked ghostly. The white-collar workers who work nearby called this building "ghost building".

The rent of the "ghost building" has always been cheap, but the strange thing is that the companies in this building are either struggling to survive, or some bizarre things will happen. Often these appalling gossips are The favorite of white-collar workers with boring work, so "ghost building" became famous for a while.One of the most famous rumors is the story of the staff in the building being beaten by ghosts on the wall...

Of course, what the public prefers is naturally peachy gossip...

In an office building diagonally opposite the "ghost building", a company was on a lunch break at this time, and the white-collar workers gathered together in twos and threes, and began to drink coffee and chat about gossip after drinking and eating.

Female white-collar A is holding a glass of Frappuccino in her hand, and her fingers painted with red nail polish are tapping the glass rhythmically.She looked around and saw that there was no trace of the boss around, so she began to boldly chat about gossip.

Female white-collar worker A: "Have you heard? Mr. Tu has recently hooked up with Manager Yin from the opposite company!"

Female white-collar worker B: "Ah? No way! Who did you hear that from?"

Female white-collar worker A: "Hey, this is what I saw with my own eyes, okay? He came out of Mr. Tu's office that night by himself... and his clothes were disheveled!"

Speaking of this, the two female white-collar workers covered their mouths and laughed, then changed the subject and talked about another character in the gossip...

Female white-collar worker B: "Hey, I think Manager Yin from the company opposite is quite handsome. Why did he get involved with Mr. Tu?"

Female white-collar worker A: "Hey! Who knows! Six out of ten men these days may be gay. Besides, I heard that Manager Yin seems to have a particularly bad temper and has connections with the underworld!"

Female white-collar worker B: "Mr. Tu has made a big mistake this time. Last time when I was on the way back to the company, I saw Manager Yin throwing a person out of the window of Mr. Tu's office. floor, otherwise..."

Female white-collar worker A: "But I think that such a man must have a plan to follow Mr. Tu. Think about it, Mr. Tu's belly...is 'like that', it is absolutely impossible to be true love!"

Female white-collar worker B: "Well, that's right! I met former employees of their company during a lunch break, and they all said that Manager Yin's style of work is not very correct..."

The arrangement of the two female employees was in full swing, and a voice sounded from behind them: "Is Mr. Tu in the office? I have something to do with him."

The female white-collar workers A and B turned their heads together, and their original smiling faces suddenly froze... Said Cao Cao Cao Cao arrived.

……

My name is Yin Yu, a man born in the mid-80s. After graduating from university, I started a small company with my friends.Unexpectedly, this year was unlucky, and a business was not followed up, not to mention that the accounts were not enough to make ends meet, but on the contrary, they caused a lot of trouble outside.

Originally, I wanted to come to the company opposite today --- my competitor, I was negotiating with him, and it happened to be in time for my lunch break. As soon as I entered the door, I first listened to the latest gossip about myself. .I was so angry, I took several deep breaths to dispel the ungentlemanly behavior.In the end I couldn't listen anymore...

The opposite company, slightly larger than mine, is called "Tycoon Huakang", which is said to be run by a middle-aged man named Tu from Guangzhou. Vicious competition, but the cause of all this should only be summed up in two words: impulse.

Impulsivity is the devil!

Let's go back to the gossip scene of the two boring female white-collar workers and see what happened.

From the first day of Tu Guanghong's opening opposite me, I had a bad premonition: the business was about to be robbed!

That's right, I can tell at a glance that his company is actually doing the same kind of business as mine, with nothing to do and yin and yang to live and die.Although he also has projects in other places, his influence on me will always be there.At first, everyone competed fairly, and the harmony was good, but half a month ago, this old guy suddenly had a seizure and started crazily grabbing my business.With my keen sense of smell and careful analysis, I got an answer: if something is abnormal, it must be a demon!Since the other party has already called the battle, how can I not answer it?

So, after get off work, I took my guy and went to fight with him, but... as soon as I pushed the door open, I really wanted to slam the door and run away!

"Little boy, let's play together, okay?" I saw all the dirty images of Tu Guanghong clearly in that 0.001 second, and I don't know if there will be needle eyes.Anyway, I could see a word on the expression of the male employee who was pressed on the sofa by this old pervert, and the name of that word was: integrity!

In the face of blatantly perverted people, everyone has a different way to deal with it, and I couldn't control my temper for a while... I knocked out half of Tu Guanghong's teeth with a punch, and the other half was broken. Attached to the nerve dangling on the gums.

After intentionally injuring XingJu for a few days, my friend Zhao Boyang specially made me a bowl of pork knuckle noodles to get rid of my bad luck. He asked me, "Are you short of money recently?"

While eating noodles, I said, "You know the company's accounts best, it's just horrible."

Zhao Boyang pushed his glasses and said, "So you beat up the competitor of the opposite company?"

"Don't I love money?!" I was indignant.

"Then what about the money in your own hands? You can't spend it all, right? I remember that the amount of inheritance you inherited back then was not small." Zhao Boyang asked doubtfully.

"I donated it." I sucked away the last bite of noodles and said vaguely.

"All donated?" Zhao Boyang looked at me in disbelief and said.

"No, there are some real estate and some group shares and so on. I also kept a sum of money, but not too much. Most of them bought stocks..." I said.

"Oh, what about stocks?" Zhao Boyang asked.

"It's all locked up." I was helpless.

"Then there is still real estate?" He continued to ask persistently.

"It's all rented out. Now I'm renting a house outside. Anyway, most of them are not in the local area. If they are empty, they are empty..." I spread my hands, indicating that I am just an empty shelf so far. On the surface, I can get by. It has been associated with the word "poor" for a long time.

"Forget it..." Zhao Boyang sighed, as if he gave up and stopped discussing the problem with me.He turned around and began to tidy up some of his own documents, as if he wanted to help me find some work to do.

"Hey!" After finishing the last sip of noodle soup, I threw the chopsticks to Zhao Boyang and shouted, "One more bowl!" The response I got was a pile of documents smashing my head.

At that moment, I deeply realized that it is not easy to be a human being.

……

Being a human is not easy, so what about being a ghost?

Uh, although I do find it difficult to be a human being, but to be a ghost? ...Hehe, forget it, I haven't lived enough, as a young man growing up in the new era, there is still a bright future waiting for me, I can't just die, can I?

The term death is closely related to my profession. To be precise, I am not really a funeral service, but a warlock, which is what people often call a Feng Shui master or a heavenly master. But as for someone asking Have I ever seen a real ghost?Then my answer is: hell!There are no ghosts in this world!

...Uh, in the past, I really thought so, but then...

"Hi, I'm here to get this body back."

A cloud of gray-white smoke floated in mid-air, it made a polite noise, is it talking? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I fuck I fuck I fuck I fuck I fuck I fuck I fuck I fuck I fuck I fuck I fuck! ! ! ! ! ! !

At that moment, I finally understood what the sages said: Respect ghosts and gods and stay away, what is the matter, mother!Your old man must bless his son if he is alive in heaven!I don't want to die yet!

"Hello? Eh? Why no response? Still motionless?"

Just when I was too stiff to react, the cloud of smoke spoke again.

"Hello? Hello? Hey, strange, can't you hear it? Poor signal reception? Hello-------?"

Smoke continued to 'hey' and 'hey' there on its own, but I quickly returned to normal after the next few seconds, with only one thought in my mind.That is ----- run!

Say run and run!When I escaped from my rented house at an unprecedented speed in the past [-] years, I couldn't wait to cry up to the sky!Did you make a mistake!Hell in broad daylight!besides!Shouldn't ghosts have a human form just like humans? ! ! ! ! !

Ahhhhhhhhhh!I'm completely messed up, but then again, is that mess really a ghost?

I thought about a lot of inconsequential things, and before I knew it, I went to a strange place.It was a dark street in the city, which is equivalent to the "red light district". I don't understand why I came to this place. As a good young man of the party, my life style has always been very healthy. I don't smoke, drink or play cards. Don't brag... Pornography, gambling, and drugs are not in the same dimension as me at all!Hehe, thinking of this, a heartfelt sense of pride wells up in my heart!Think about it and feel a little proud!

But what really makes me breathe a sigh of relief now is that I have successfully shaken off that cloud of talking smoke, or in other words, it didn't chase after it at all.

After receiving the safety signal, I was able to slow down my pace. Speaking of which, I have never seen what the red light district looks like when I grow up so big!

Hey, looking at it this way, I feel a little embarrassed, a 25-year-old boy chicken...

Coax Doni to death! ? (Two-dimensional otaku = Japanese foley; Big man? = Is it okay?)

That's right, I'm an otaku who has lived in Two-dimensional for six full years. If Zhao Boyang, an advanced person, didn't pull me to start a business, maybe I still live the days of swiping the screen every day to catch up with new shows...

Hey, life, you are so lonely as snow!

Hey, this line is so familiar, where did I hear it?

Ears suddenly buzzed twice, tinnitus?may be……

In this way, I walked into this dark street in a daze, looking at the row after row of ambiguous signboards and those strange women behind the glass doors... completely destroyed the three views!That lady with heavy makeup over there!Are you sure you want to linger me with 'that' look? !

55555~ Mom is so scared, I want to go home!

go home?Hehe... Speaking of going home, I seem to have lost my way!

Then I began to look around. To be honest, getting lost in such a place is really scary. Although outsiders think that I am friends with the underworld and have a bad temper, but the conscience of heaven and earth, they are my relatives!Relatives!I'm grumpy? !Pooh!Don't say it as if you have never fought since you were a child, okay!White, lotus, flower!

"Hey……"

A sigh that didn't belong to anyone I knew came from behind me, and I could feel that the person who sighed might be very close to me...

"Yin Yu, I finally found you..."

Who is this?Do I know you?I turned around and saw a strange man with a beard... Who are you, big brother? !

"I didn't expect that, I'm back too..."

come back what?I'm at a loss.

The strange man continued to talk to himself, and I continued to stare at him dumbfounded. An indescribable sense of familiarity came over me, but after a while, I felt something was wrong up...

……Eh?

so dizzy...

Eh, no, no, no!I'm going to faint, I'm going to faint...

Eh!I'm going to faint...

Just like that... I finally "got my wish" and passed out inexplicably on the black street, and there was a homeless man talking to himself, who seemed to have neurological problems and seemed to recognize me...

Hey, life...you are so lonely as snow...

Hope I won't find myself stripped when I wake up... my Armani!That was given to me by Zhao Boyang!My wallet!There is no password for the card inside! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Of course, a fainted person would not be able to howl. . . . . . OTZ

(PS: You can see that the "smoke ghost" is the "evil ghost Yin Yu", so the mortal Yin Yu is ready to go down the street...)

(PPS: That bearded tramp is actually Police Officer Xia, hello!)

(PPPS: Well, as a human being, if Yin Yu himself had been alive all the time, he would be a single (funny) pure (ratio) good young man... the above.)

---END---(Hey! How is it possible?!) Please continue to appreciate (endure) appreciate (endurance)↓

(PS: Danmei plot, OTZ with caution)

Meeting again after many years, this is undoubtedly fate.

resurrection?

Oh, it's really a nonsense thing, but this thing just happened so real and naturally.

The young man who once despised all living beings and wantonly trampled on the dignity of others has now grown into a tall and handsome man.

In the past, he was so pale and thin, with morbid madness and persistence, he would often lead himself to purgatory together... Xia Jun thought that he would hate him, hate this person who made him fall into the quagmire, and lived in the dark once collapsed The man in the tomb of...

However, after the real face-to-face, he found that he was so unbelievable, he really couldn't hate him, even if he wasn't madly longing to get close to this damn bad guy who was full of mysteries, even if he knew that this person's bad habits would never be changed , willing to degenerate, even if he is a murderous maniac... Xia Jun still can't hate him, and can't help having that kind of complicated and simple feelings for him.

Xia Jun knew that Yin Yu was his catastrophe!

Yin Yu may be a bisexual, Xia Jun thought about it later, when they were young together, this person denied liking the same sex, and indeed loved the opposite sex even more, although, This does not interfere with the chaotic private life of that person...

If he completely hated the same sex, then Yin Yu, the bastard, would not have repeatedly flirted with him. Xia Jun knew this very well. He had a keen insight into it, but he still chose to remain silent. .

In this regard, Xia Jun felt that as long as he thought that Yin Yu, this damn guy, might have had unclear relationships with many other men besides him, it was undeniable that he felt extremely uncomfortable.On the contrary, if it's just with a woman, he won't care too much.Perhaps in his eyes, people of different genders have nothing to fear in the competition for love!

Even though, this idea makes no sense at all!

Touching the body of the person below him, the muscles were obviously tense and stiff. If such a timid reaction was not a real touch, Xia Jun would never believe it anyway!

He is actually afraid?ha!He will be afraid too? !

What are you afraid of?Is it because you are afraid of him?Afraid of a poor outcast? !

Xia Jun sneered in his heart, and the strength of his men increased, tearing off the ugly plaid shirt that was in the way.There was no resistance, only the stiff body reaction and stiff facial expression, and the endless silence...

Xia Jun found that he began to enjoy this process. He intentionally brutally but slowly stripped off the man in front of him who was letting him fish. The tight and powerful figure displayed under the torn shirt attracted all his attention. attention.

It is almost perfect, different from the pale young man who felt sick to the bones before, now Yin Yu is a mature, sweet, and fully plump fruit... The former is a morbid beauty, and the latter is a real beauty. The masculine beauty of...

Ever since seeing this bastard again, Xia Jun has become more certain of his sexual orientation that he will never get back... It's all Yin Yu's fault!It's all his fault!will let myself...

Feeling lost as if sick...

Fingers slowly and gently teased along the smooth muscle lines, this guy who has tortured himself for almost a full ten years, finally, can no longer escape!

Feeling the panic-like anxiety and tension of the man below him, that stiff texture...

Jerky?

Hehe, how fucking funny!

so funny!

To use the words Yin Yu once scolded him: "When you are a bitch, you have to set up a memorial archway! How can there be such a reason in the world?!"

"Relax..." Xia Jun patted the man on the shoulder and comforted him.Xindao, I will not do anything to you...

So, soon, let's get to the point!

"Hmm!" The difficult voice was stuck in his throat, and the bastard frowned tightly.

Xia Jun sneered triumphantly, declaring his sovereignty, or as if he was victorious, he rushed deliberately, without any rules, and there was no room for negotiation.

"I'll fuck you to death!" ------- He scolded in his ear, such words, in the past, he would never have dared to say, Yin Yu hates dirty words, not himself I don't scold, I just don't like other people's dirty mouths on his bed. Those ancestors with broken arms and legs are the best proof...

However, regarding the pain, he remembered that this scum, who was in a state of intoxication, liked this tune the most!He loves pain, and is addicted to pain...

And him?He's just a fucking tool for that bastard to vent his desire!That's it, that's why I want to throw it away!damn it!

Since he loves pain, let him give him pain!Xia Jun suddenly became negative...

The bastard!Scum!abnormal!But damn it... can always easily change him, sway him...

Yin Yu Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin Yin...

My head is full of this damned scum, damn it!

... Afterwards, he knew that he should leave quickly instead of staying, lying on the same bed with a perverted killer who didn't know how many people he killed, but he didn't understand why, so he still stretched out his arm , Encircling that person, it is really different from before. In the past, Yin Yu hugged his bones a little bit painfully, but now he can only feel the flexible and strong muscles.strength.Xia Jun comprehends this vocabulary, even though it is not beautiful enough.

She hugged him from behind, pressing her chest tightly against his back.

Since his back was facing him, neither of them could see the other's expression...

"Let's..." As soon as he opened his mouth, Xia Jun realized that his voice was hoarse and scary. It turned out that he was the one who was really nervous!Don't forget, the guy in his arms who seemed to be allowed to be rounded and flattened by him beat him badly several times, even though he couldn't fight back most of the time...

Such a person is actually even more terrifying, similar to exaggeration, making you mistakenly believe that you are important and dominant, and in the end you will never know when he is going to abandon you and when he will stop pampering you...

People like this are often heartless...

Thinking of this, the rest of the words were chewed and swallowed into the stomach.He couldn't say... Those words were just a joke a few years ago, and he always regarded his words as fucking jokes!

This time, full of hatred.

Xia Jun propped up his half body, and bit Yin Yu's shoulder fiercely, almost wanting to bite him to death before giving up!right!Kill him!Swallow it with blood and bones!Let him merge with himself, and he will never escape or get rid of himself!

He can no longer easily abandon him!

He is no longer the Xia Jun he used to be!

People who have died once have no scruples!

What's the matter, yelling at a deeper place, Xia Jun didn't let go of his bite, and he didn't let go until Yin Yu's entire left shoulder began to numb, blood was dripping, and the wound was quite deep.

But he didn't break away from Xia Jun, nor did he snort, his silence almost drove people crazy!

Xia Jun suddenly became a little scared. He was not afraid of being beaten, but felt that it was extremely abnormal, but he never thought that his relationship with Yin Yu was abnormal in itself, and they were too different. There are many, different positions, and too many...

This is taboo.

Doomed not to end well.

But before that, Xia Jun still stubbornly embraced Yin Yu and fell into a sweet dream. In the dream, it was a domineering but straightforward and innocent boyhood...

go to hell

Let's go to hell together...

(Hehe, you noticed it... yes, cat, tired!)

-------I-----------is-----------funny-----------than------ -----Dividing line---------

(It hurts to destroy the sorrowful breath of literature and art in a second...)

Yin Yu's children's shoes have seen a joke on the Internet before, which is about:

Once upon a time, there was a buddy who was a virgin/male, in his twenties and didn’t have a girlfriend, and lived a lonely life of LU, LU, until one day, he suddenly announced in front of his friends that after the fight last night, he bid farewell to being a virgin Body!

The friend said happily: "Sit down and talk to me slowly..."

As a result, Guo replied: "I can't sit still..."

After watching the first ten seconds of this joke, Yin Yu didn't find the point of the joke, until Zhao Fayi drifted past in a serious manner, then silently glanced at his mobile phone, and after saying a very professional sentence, he Only then did I suddenly realize...

oh!That's how it is...

I see……

Ha ha……

So... so your sister!

Even if I've been a nerd boy all my life, I don't want to bid farewell to innocence in this way!

Waking up from the pain of seriously suspecting hemorrhoids somewhere, the once pure (stupid) clean (stupid) little boy Yin Yu soon discovered that the girl who had dragged herself into a hotel room on the street was still The perverted homeless man who mutters words and looks "囧囧" has long since disappeared...his grandma's!Return my integrity!

As a fresh little cucumber with thorns on the top flower of the 21st century, should he call the police or call the police?

Call the police?

Ah……

Ha ha……

hehehe...

Now he finally understands the reason why the victims in the ×× case often choose to keep silent and pretend to be bitten by a dog...

It's so frightening that I want to cry but have no tears!

besides!Why couldn't he move or speak? !It's so weird!

If something goes wrong, it will be a demon!Yin Yu thought, all of this must have something to do with that stupid cloud of smoke that he saw this morning that could talk and talk to himself!Absolutely!And more!That vagabond with the beard, he must catch this guy and give him a good beating, then eunuch and eunuch again! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

On the one hand, he finally got out of bed dawdly, checked around, the left shoulder bitten by the pervert had been bandaged, but the pain was so painful that it really made people have the urge to kill, and on the other hand, his Neither the wallet nor the mobile phone was stolen, and they were placed on the bedside table in good condition. It seems that the other party is a super pervert who only steals sex but not money!

On the other hand, just as Comrade Yin Yu was secretly caught in the entanglement of anger and hatred, and the little flame was burning more and more vigorously, the stupid smoke in his mouth was quietly hiding in the vent above the ceiling. Waiting for the perfect moment.

Originally, he thought that as long as he was stunned by this body, he could go directly to seize the house, but unexpectedly, he killed Xia Jun who was also resurrected from a parallel world. Unlike his embarrassing situation, Xia Jun is a mortal, so he naturally has a physical body Yes, and he, hey... It doesn't matter if you don't say anything, if you talk too much, you will cry...

damn it!Why is it that he has no physical body!Shouldn't he be resurrected in the body of "Yin Yu"? ! ! !

A certain "group" of evil spirits thought bitterly, dared to procrastinate and waste time while Lao Tzu was doing things, hum!After I have a physical body, I must S/M you to want to be immortal!

This point is at least consistent with Yin Yu's shoes who are hunched over in circles in the hotel room now.

...Hey, Officer Xia, NOZUONODIE! ! !