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The big eyes and the small eyes turned into mung bean eyes. After 13 seconds, Pharaoh looked down on me, then turned back to the security room and continued to read the newspaper. Something in his arms fell back to the ground.

"Go! Or not to go?!" I looked down at the huddled humanoid object below, wondering why this disaster hadn't been done earlier?Now I finally understand Mo Yan's mood.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh oh my gods!"

Facts have proved that the side that appears to be weaker is actually the murderer who truly retains a strong fighting power!

Taking advantage of the fact that there were still a few residents who borrowed the road, she simply turned into a slapstick trick, crying so much that she was so sad!As her cries became louder and more 'miserable', the old security guard, who had already disdained to talk to me, looked like he was about to get up again...

I believe that if this middle-aged man, who has always been stubborn to the point of pedantry, comes out again at this time, he will probably beat me, a 'scumbag' who can't take off his hat of 'unwilling man' without any scruples... He Gu ?

Seeing that I was about to be thrown rotten eggs by a bunch of people, I couldn't think about it anymore, so I just gave Luo Qiqi who was lying on the ground a hard look, turned around and picked up the luggage bag on the ground and went into the elevator...

I can’t get rid of it. If I force her to leave, sooner or later she will turn into a street mouse that everyone shouts and beats. Even if she wants to end it now, it’s too late. In the beginning, there was no one except me and Zhao Boyang. Those who know her existence, if I get rid of her in the current trouble, the disaster of this world's prison may not be far away from me.

She followed me into the elevator, wiped away her tears and snot with her sleeve, laughed twice with bared teeth and mouth, and returned to my house proudly with her head and toes up. After entering the door, she sat on the sofa and turned on the TV to start chasing the drama , but I was stupidly standing in the living room, not knowing where to go...

On the second day after the incident, the fact that I had a lot of "flower heads" outside became the laughing stock of everyone in the neighborhood. At the same time, I always received inexplicable contempt when I went in and out. They all treat me with contempt and dislike.So after being forced to go out with my "little wife" several times, I found that this one-acre-three-point land that I relied on the most could only say goodbye to me soon...

I can't live anymore!Feeling the pressure, is this a disaster from the sky?

In order to express 'sorry', I was dragged by this god of plague in the skin of 'Luo Qiqi' to the pet store and bought two puppies back, one white and one black, one male and one female, named: Coke and Sprite .

The white Sprite is male, and the black Coke is female. Seeing the two puppies running and biting their short, fat legs in my neat living room, I made up my mind to move, not to mention taking care of them. She said it herself, these two dogs will give birth to a bunch of cubs in the future. For me who hates animals, this is undoubtedly a provocation and challenge!

I never raise animals, I don’t raise anything. The senses of animals are often more sensitive than those of humans. That’s why I hate these cats and dogs with so-called cute and soft appearances. A few, plus there will always be one or two spirits wandering around wherever I stay, and the barking or making noise of these little animals is enough for me.

Speaking of small animals, isn't Zhao Boyang's British shorthair cat named 'Kai Ke Er' a good example, anyway, I try to avoid me as much as I can, and I am not welcome by them One of the reasons you would never keep pets in captivity where you live.

However, what makes me feel strange is that Luo Qiqi doesn't seem to be rejected by these little animals. On the contrary, those two hairy little meatballs always like to get into her arms to act like a baby, getting along like this Well, for a while I even thought she was really a 'living person'.

After secretly deciding to move out, I started to pack up the things I needed, and 'Luo Qiqi' who learned that I was going to give up the house for free said very bluntly: Move all the furniture away!It's so ugly!This girl wants to buy a new one!

……

The last bed was also moved out, watching the moving company's car go away, feeling unprecedentedly tangled and unbelievable, and then thought that I had been taken advantage of for no apparent reason and put myself in a good place. It is even more unbelievable to give it to a cheeky ghost who killed many people.

As early as I decided to move, I began to arrange my own residence in the future.

Originally, I bought this house when I first arrived in S City for the purpose of settling down in the future. I looked at it with Zhao Boyang at that time. Since then, this house has been my only home for several years, and the decoration design inside is also full of It was full of many memories and painstaking efforts, but I didn't expect that after all this tossing, except that the wall didn't move for me, Luo Qiqi would have a big change...

14th floor.I stared at the building sign at the elevator entrance and stood there for a while, remembering how Zhao Boyang objected and scolded me when I decided to buy this unlucky floor. He was never superstitious, but he was very harsh on numbers.

Generally speaking, people don't like these numbers very much. Just like many Westerners taboo "13" due to religious reasons, "4" and "14", the two numbers that sound "dead", are not very popular. , but I don't know why I have a soft spot for these taboos. Fortunately, my company has not been touched by this rascal. If she appeared there and called herself "the boss lady" and gave orders, I would really want to commit suicide. Everything is there.

"Husband~" At this time, Luo Qiqi came out and called me coquettishly. When I turned around, the neighbor on the same floor also came out. To buy the furniture she has been asking for all the time, as for my original furniture, because there is no space in the newly rented house outside, I can only... hey...

After I finished all the matters on Luo Qiqi's side, it is no exaggeration to say that I only have half my life left!

It was night, and it happened that Lao Wang was on duty again. He heard that there was a moving company from my house today, so he cared about me for two full hours, while the miserable heroine in the conversation was leisurely I went back upstairs to continue watching TV series and playing with puppies.While I was absent-mindedly listening to Lao Wang's words, I started to have some dark thoughts on the other side.

Vaguely responding:

"No divorce, um, no separation... Yes, it's just that she wants to reorganize the house..."

"Yes... I was wrong about everything before..."

"Ah, yes, it's already separated... and Xiaowei's brother is also separated..."

"Yeah... I won't mess around outside in the future... Treat her well..."

After I was so far away from my mind for a long time, after I was finally let go by Lao Wang, a woman friend who spoke earnestly and earnestly, what was actually true was that thousands of words merged into one sentence: FUCK! YOU!

The next day.

As usual, I went back to my new residence directly after work. My original residence was not in Jinjing District, but this time I moved anyway. I thought it would be convenient for me to commute, so I rented a three-bedroom house in Jinjing District, and moved my luggage a long time ago. Well, it’s just that I haven’t sorted it out yet. It’s an adventure to rent this house. The landlord who rented the house to me was once a customer of mine. As for the origin of this, let’s not talk about it for now. In fact, the only thing I’m satisfied with is the price. It’s amazing. Cheap!As for why it is so "good quality and cheap" is actually because there have been murders here, which is the so-called haunted house.

The landlord is an idiot. He bought this house at a very low price. The surrounding environment is good, but the property construction is in a mess. Later, I didn’t realize it, but I lost it in my hands. At the beginning, I fell in love with this house. It's just that the surrounding construction is beautiful and convenient, but I don't like the environment in this community, although the floor is "14" which I like.It wasn't until I met the landlord and found out that it was an "acquaintance" who negotiated the price openly and honestly, and this stingy rooster actually offered me a very low rent. I was not moved.

Others are afraid of what happened here, but I actually think it is OK. There is nothing dirty in the house, but the overall momentum is too low. In addition to the occupancy rate here, except for the one opposite the door In the room, there is a private casino and I am a 'neighbor', and I am the only permanent resident on the entire floor, which is really lacking in 'popularity'.What's more, the corridor that should be regarded as a combination of "spacious" and "transparent" has been completely ruined because of some stupid idea in it!

I have seen so many mansions over the years, there are all kinds of them, but I have never seen anyone who has a wall full of mirrors in the corridor!

Black mirrors replaced the walls and corridors, and there was only one light left in the corridor due to the neglect of property management. The dim yellow darkness blocked more luck, but it was precisely because this place should be regarded as The high-quality apartment that is quiet in the middle of the noise has been turned into this spooky appearance, and there are all kinds of tricks hidden in it...

Of course, in this kind of place, whether you set up a private casino, open a massage or hairdressing salon, even though the police won't find you, you must be in bad luck.

Opposite the house I live is a casino, and I’m usually pretty safe. I didn’t think about these things carefully, but I just sighed secretly for these unlucky people.

1404, this is my house number. I am really satisfied with this number. Before the landlord of this house bought it, there was a family of three here. It became a haunted house.

The occupancy rate of houses in this community is low, and the properties are rotten and deserted. The owners generally rent them out casually, and this house with such a history is no matter how low the asking price is and how well the decoration is. Still received cold treatment.According to the landlord himself, the family of three who originally lived here was killed by someone breaking in the door at night and stealing it. The blood was all over the place. After going through the wall, I saw that the furniture and everything are very new and have not been moved, but after that, no one has rented this house for a long time, and some even would rather not have a deposit than move out...

"Is there... is there really... unclean things in this house?"

When the landlord asked me this question, I didn't give a positive answer. In order to suppress the already low housing price, I just smiled ambiguously and talked about him, talking about a lot of strange things, and finally He was so frightened that he signed the rental contract hastily, turned around and ran away.In fact, I still didn't feel relieved from being ripped off by that thick-skinned plague god, so I did it on purpose. Anyway, no one wants to live in this horrible, haunted house!I was thinking of it as a matter of course.

The negative atmosphere will not go away for a while, not to mention that there is a casino that is more negative than the haunted house itself, and the whole building is like my office in "Jufeng Building" (ghost building). The location also has low air pressure.Of course, I wouldn't have no complaints about this. In fact, if it wasn't for the trouble that made me unable to live in the original residence quietly, I could actually rent such a "ghost place" for that "ghost thing" 'Live, but now I live in this ghost place!Fuck him!

But no matter how I can't let it go, I can't do anything about it. I still have to eat, and I still have to be hungry.Go to the kitchen to start a fire, only to hear a familiar prelude of music slowly coming from the living room.

"...OnthedayIwasborn..." The phone rang suddenly, I ran to get it, pressed the release button, and was cooking instant noodles.

"Go! Don't run, you brat! Stop for me!"

A familiar but somewhat inconceivable voice came out cursing, probably because they hadn't realized the connection they had already connected.

While tearing open the seasoning packet, I listened carefully to the sporadic noise on the other side of the phone. It seemed like a mess like quarreling and fighting...

Immediately afterwards, an obviously familiar voice belonging to a teenager yelled, and the external sound from the mobile phone startled me:

"Master, I have to go today! Old man, give up your mind!"

Roaring and screaming in the noise on the opposite side.

"Damn! Stop for me!"

"There is no door! The young master is going to find sister Lin! Goodbye, old man!"

"Little bastard! Stop for me! Stop!"

There were two beeps and bangs from the mobile phone, as if something had been smashed. After listening to it, I immediately understood, and finally remembered who the two noisy people on the other side of the phone were.

"If I don't teach you a lesson today, you little bastard, I won't be called Meng Wanli!"

"Hmph! Old man, you can't catch it! You can't catch it! Young master, I will run away from home right now! Humph!"

The noodles were ready, I listened attentively, and brought the pot and chopsticks to the living room, then turned off the external speaker, sat on the sofa and checked the ownership of the phone, and after saving it, I shouted into the microphone: "Don't howl!" Already!"

"Whoa!..." There was a scolding out of dissatisfaction, and only then did I confirm that this inexplicable call was not accidentally pressed because of the fight between the father and son.After calming down, the messy reminiscences began.

This is a pair of father and son that I have never seen get along like this before. The father is grumpy and weird. The son is not a good bird. The father calls himself "Lao Tzu" every day. He looks like a dick, and his son always calls himself "Master", playing with cats and dogs all day long...

This pair of father and son, father's name: Meng Wanli, son's name: Meng Qianli.As we have heard before, the father and son are a pair of living treasures who quarrel for three days and five days. They are also the products left over from war and scarcity. They rely on a profession that is not considered a profession: mercenaries.

There were two 'buzzing' sounds on the opposite side.

I listened and nodded, knowing that the two of them were finally ready to settle down for a while, and then blurted out faster than my brain: "Why don't you come and live with me for a while first."

……

At the end of April, around [-]:[-] pm, I dragged Luo Qiqi, who was surprisingly heavy on me, to the East District Wanpu International Airport to pick up the plane.

Ever since those joke-like developments began to develop and overflow, and this evil spirit who always pretended to be my wife and pretended to be an "ordinary woman" became more and more involved in the play, I was tossed and tortured for a long time. You can't kill, you can't fight, it can be said that you are lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot, which is miserable.

She is almost slowly and consciously invading my life, and while keeping the questions I really want to understand, she also tells me some innocuous things from time to time, at least the only thing I know now is that she and that Every night when I return to the world ([-]:[-]:[-] in the morning on March [-]th), the woman in red who will appear in my dream and ask for a change of life has a source.

"coming!"

Luo Qiqi, who was more excited than me seeing an old friend again, jumped up and tugged at my arm, while waving her hand, her smile was as bright as it could be, but I couldn't laugh at all.

The father and son, one big and one young, came slowly with their luggage. They were all wearing identical black trench coats and toad mirrors. They walked like the opening or ending of the movie, which seemed to be cool but really weird. However, in the The moment I took off my sunglasses, Luo Qiqi, who was holding my arm beside me, let out a very shameless smile...

One big and one small, the eyes of the two pandas were black and blue, and their lips were pouted, staring at each other dissatisfied.

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