"Network Distribution" CP is irreversible

Two big men sat on the sofa, staring at each other with big eyes.

Yu Jin still had a straight face. Ever since Xu Muqian stepped into the door, his expression had not changed.In addition to being surprised, Yu Jin was still a little awkward. Looking at Xu Muqian's appearance, it was obviously intentional. He probably knew beforehand that he and Yu Jin shared a house, and that's why he walked in so proudly and swaggeringly.

To be honest, Yu Jin is not angry now, he just feels that he was played by Xu Muqian, so he is a little dissatisfied.

Compared with a stranger, Yu Jin is actually more willing to have Xu Muqian as his roommate.

Of course, Xu Muqian can't let Xu Muqian know about this kind of thing, otherwise Xu Muqian will probably raise his big tail to the sky.Therefore, Yu Jin felt that it was necessary to emphasize her opposition now, and it would be best to make Xu Muqian fully understand how much she didn't want to live with him.

"How did you know that I'm looking for someone to share the rent with?" Yu Jin looked at Xu Muqian very seriously, not as if he was asking a simple question, but more like interrogating a prisoner.

"Didn't I tell you? I don't have time to go out to look at the house, so I can only find time to look online, and I saw this here. I guarantee that this is just a coincidence. I can only say that we want to be together every day. "Xu Muqian moved towards Yu Jin's side. There was only one person's distance between the two of them, but now there was only a palm's distance left between them.

Seeing Xu Muqian approaching, Yu Jin consciously moved to the side, and then Xu Muqian came over again, and Yu Jin shrank back in the opposite direction.Then, Xu Muqian squeezed past as usual...

"Why didn't I realize that you are so shameless before?" Yu Jin, who had been forced to sit on the armrest of the sofa by Xu Muqian, had a dark face, deeply feeling that he was still too young, thinking that he had hooked up with a self-motivated girl Little White Rabbit, but he didn't expect that the other party's real face is actually a wolf that pushes forward.

If you treat him a little better, he wants to swallow you whole.

"Isn't that good?" Xu Muqian made room for a little bit, and he stretched out his hand to pull Yu Jin off the armrest of the sofa, "I can take care of you, just like you had a stomachache that day, if I wasn't here, wouldn't you have Are you going to take painkillers?"

"Don't talk about it. We are all adults, so we can't talk about who takes care of each other." Yu Jin didn't like Xu Muqian's way.

"Okay," Xu Muqian nodded cooperatively, showing that he understood what Yu Jin meant, and then he said dotingly, "Then do whatever you want, let's take care of each other! If I'm sick, you can buy me medicine , Cook food. If your stomach hurts again someday, I'll rub your stomach, okay? I'm always so talkative. "

Yu Jin: "..."

If it wasn't for the fact that this voice and this face belonged to Xu Muqian, Yu Jin would have wanted to strip this person naked to see if it was Xu Muqian himself.How could my well-mannered primary school boy say such disgusting words in such a disgusting tone?Can this be better?It feels like getting to know Xu Muqian again!

"I don't like men." Yu Jin used his trump card, which was tantamount to telling Xu Muqian clearly that the major premise of gender was wrong, and it was doomed that there would be no play between them.

Sure enough, Xu Muqian put away his smile, frowned, and asked incredulously, "You can't accept same-sex?"

"Don't worry, I'm not against homosexuality. As long as it's not *, I won't discriminate against you. In short, it's impossible for the two of us. I've lived for more than 20 years, and I'm going to be straight in the future. You should change quickly. Goal, while you are young, find a suitable person." Yu Jin patted Xu Muqian on the shoulder, thinking that if he talked about it, the matter would be settled like this.

Xu Muqian was silent for a while, and couldn't help fighting for himself: "You don't even want to give me a chance?"

"It's not that I don't want to," Yu Jin continued to patiently explain the reason to Xu Muqian, "If you were a woman, maybe I would make do with it. But you were born a man, and we are the same gender. How can I give you a chance?"

Xu Muqian only struggled for a blink of an eye, and then looked away. Yu Jin doesn't like men, doesn't that mean that Xu Muqian has lost a large number of rivals in love?With Yu Jin's character and appearance, he doesn't seem to be the type who will be favored by most women. Thinking about it this way, Xu Muqian feels that he is still very promising.

Therefore, Xu Muqian's bad mood of falling to the bottom rose into the air in an instant. He looked at Yu Jin affectionately for a long time, and said, "That's fine, since you don't like other men, then you only like me."

This godlike brain circuit was so shocking that Yu Jin didn't come back to his senses for a long time.

The correct reasoning process should be: Yu Jin doesn't like men + Xu Muqian is a man → Yu Jin doesn't like Xu Muqian.

But Xu Muqian's reasoning process is: Yu Jin doesn't like other men + Xu Muqian is not someone else → Yu Jin only likes Xu Muqian.

This powerful logical thinking was impeccable. Apart from feeling extremely pained, Yu Jin didn't know how to speak to Xu Muqian to straighten this out.What kind of weirdness is this to have self-confidence, two people with different brain circuits can't be friends at all, okay?

"Strictly speaking, we only officially met a few days ago, and it's too early to talk about anything, so you understand what I mean? These are all spur-of-the-moment impulses. After a while, your enthusiasm fades. will thank me."

Yu Jin had only known Xu Muqian for a few days, but the time Xu Muqian had a crush on Yu Jin was calculated in years.Of course, Xu Muqian didn't intend to tell Yu Jin these things, and even if he wanted to, it shouldn't be now.

So Xu Muqian nodded again, showing a greatly inspired expression, and said, "That means we can talk later, right?"

Yu Jin: "..."

Sure enough, the same brain circuit is the first condition to ensure unimpeded communication between people.

"Forget it," Yu Jin didn't want to entangle this issue any more, "This matter ends here. You are my junior, and now you are my roommate, or my colleague at work. I hope to talk to you Get along in harmony. Let's talk about the future things later."

"Well, speaking of it, I haven't had lunch yet, and I came over right after work..." Xu Muqian said while staring at Yu Jin without blinking, waiting expectantly for Yu Jin to give a solution Method.

Yu Jin: "..."

Xu Muqian stared straight at Yu Jin, but Yu Jin didn't cooperate at all. He pretended not to understand what Xu Muqian meant, just kept his mouth shut and didn't speak.

Xu Muqian had no choice but to take the initiative to say: "You can give me to eat next."

Yu Jin: "..."

Climbing along poles and having a thick skin are indeed one of the necessary skills for modern survival.

Yu Jin thought about it, but did not refuse. He smiled a little strangely, and said, "Okay."

Yu Jin resolutely turned around and walked towards the kitchen. He thought to himself, it's better not to let Xu Muqian know about the fact that he doesn't know how to cook noodles at all.

The author has something to say: Yes, don’t doubt, I’m here!

It was updated at three yesterday, if there is a sister paper that I missed, please hurry up and make it up~

I will update another chapter today, because the shadow will be very busy in the next two days, it is estimated that it will be difficult to update, so I am sorry everyone m(__)m

I probably won't show up again until the night after tomorrow--

Thanks to Wu's sapphire blue sister paper for the overlord ticket, let me show you first!