Become a guardian of the system

Shan Gu heard a story told by a friend very early on.

It is said that a man has a small attribute, and the fact that a man of gender likes men is discovered by his parents in time.

In order to carry on the family line, his parents decided to send him to the army, hoping to train him to become a real man, hone his originally weak personality and change his sexual orientation.As a result, this man was demobilized two years later. His parents' painstaking efforts were not in vain. He really became a pure man through and through.

However, the sexual orientation still hasn't changed since he became a gong!

This incident was also amused, Dugu heard it and forgot not to care about it, but now seeing a real version, he swallowed the tea silently, seeing the thick black robe in front of him, the sense of disobedience in his heart became heavier and heavier.

Lifting his robe lightly, Hou Hou was about to sit down and drink tea. Seeing Dugu's movements, he paused, pressed his fist to his lips, and lowered his charming voice, "Shangu, Xitong, don't come here without any harm!"

In human form, he is really thick and gathers all the advantages of the fox demon, the slanted eyes, the straight nose bridge, the fair skin, the lips that never turn red, the jet-black hair and the small and soft face. s face!Sure enough, both male and female fox demons have outstanding looks, but their thick looks are obviously biased toward female foxes!

The promised Yushu Linfeng is handsome and unrestrained!

Hahahaha, Xitong looked at him, but except for his face, he was very much like his elder brother in his clothes and behavior. He couldn't help laughing anymore, and fell into Dugu's arms, even turning over and laughing.

But his face is thick and dark, and after two years of absence, the increasingly calm Dugu is even more extraordinary, while the long-opened Xitong is exquisite and cute, with the innocence of a teenager and the uprightness of a youth, making it difficult to move away Eye!But this is not the point, but he poured the tea with his hands thickly, and drank two large cups of tea before he patted the table, "Xitong, don't laugh!"

Sure enough, the calm but thick one just now was definitely an illusion!

"You two are too much, I worked hard in the mountains to practice, since you came to Hedao, but this painting boat is really beautiful!" But he looked at the waiter standing outside, and couldn't sit still. Touch it, "Wow, you guys are so good at enjoying yourself! This cushion feels cold to the touch, and it must be very comfortable to pillow on at night!"

After finishing speaking, he touched the white jade couch below, and raised his head sadly, "Damn lonely, so rich! It's too extravagant!" You know, he didn't eat or drink during the two years of cultivation, and when he was in shape, he didn't eat or drink. I thought the leaves were delicious, but I didn't expect that when I found Shan Gu and the others, the two of them were actually tasting pigeon soup, ouch, and their favorite chicken!

Xitong raised his forehead, "I said, have you changed this dress?" But Houhou's dress was too similar to that of his brother, and he really didn't want to touch the image of brother Hei.

How can anyone pretend to be calm for a few minutes, and when no one is there, they will show their nature and bluff and jump around!

"No, it looks so good!" Quhou was very satisfied with his attire, and proudly showed off, "You don't know, when I walk on the street, people all look at me!"

Yes, they are looking at you, why such a beautiful person like you is dressed so weirdly!Xitong was powerless to complain, and pushed the drooling roast chicken plate over, "It's also fortunate that you found us!" This spirit of pursuing the taste of roast chicken for thousands of miles is really courageous and epic!

But Hou Hou didn't hear Xitong's flamboyant teasing at all, and he happily gnawed on the chicken wings as soon as he rolled up his sleeves, "Well, let me say, the chicken legs are the strongest part of this chicken, but the most fragrant part is the chicken wings. Chicken wings!" He promised with a foxy personality, this is all his experience of eating chicken!

The conversation between Shangu and Xitong was interrupted by Quehou who broke in suddenly. Xitong pursed his mouth and watched as Quehou was eating chicken. When he opened the window, his eyes lit up and he looked at Dugu with a smirk. , "Hey, hey, but thick, look at that!" After speaking, he pointed to a larger, more exquisite and gorgeous painting boat not far away.

The sparkling river is extraordinarily romantic against the backdrop of red paper lanterns, the white jade-like full moon does not spare its light, and the exquisitely painted boats seem to glow charmingly under the moonlight.Compared with Dugu's painting boat, the painting boat on the opposite side has the sound of silk and bamboo, as well as laughter, which is obviously much more lively than Dugu's here.

There are only two culprits in his life, but Hou Hou paused, looked at the unfinished chicken in his hand, and thought for a while, whether he should choose to continue eating chicken or go over to watch the fun!

"Let's go and have a look!" Shangu patted Xitong's arm, took the person's hand and stepped on the water in two or three light steps, Xitong turned his head and added, "You can watch the excitement with the chicken wings, Stupid fox!"

"I'm not a stupid fox!" But Hou felt that Xitong really came up with a good idea, grabbed the chicken leg and took two big bites, with the chicken wings still in his mouth, casually rubbing the oil on his hands and mouth, Then he followed Shangu and Xitong to the bigger boat.

Shangu squeezed Xitong's hand, "Tonight, this boat has something to do with Mr. Yuhua, don't run around!" Xitong, who was wrapped in a cloak and only showed half of his face, was obedient, and clasped fingers with Shangu Nodding his head, being with his brother, how could he have the time to pay attention to other places!

It's just that I don't know how this stupid fox will meet Mr. Yuhua!After all, this stupid fox is the protagonist of this book!Although the cute Xitong doesn't like Mr. Yuhua very much for the plots of this book, such as attacking the stupid and being unclean, and the low-level subject turning into an attack, but he still cares about what will happen when he meets Mr. Yuhua. Looking forward to it!

"Come on, let's go in!" Being able to board the painting boat proved his identity, so there was no surprise when Shangu led Xitong in.

It can definitely be called a luxurious painting boat. After entering it, there is a hole in the sky. The innermost layer of hazy veil covers a figure. Everyone present subconsciously glanced there, wanting to see the true face of Mr. Yuhua.

There were also many beautiful women on the boat with their waists swaying lightly. In the tune that neither Xitong nor Shangu could understand, all the people present were drinking and drinking, and they were well-dressed waiting for Mr. Yuhua to speak.

Xitong and Dugu walked relatively far away, after all, the place close to Mr. Yuhua had already been robbed, but the two of them were not in a hurry, and lowered their heads to talk, "Brother, what do you think is thick?"

"I guess I lost my way on the boat!" Shangu finally pointed out the truth without hesitation, but he was able to find them for thousands of miles because he missed the smell of roast chicken, and the smell of spice powder on this painting boat was too strong, mixed with the smell of wine and other miscellaneous smells. But Hou is a fox and not a dog, and his extremely poor sense of direction is instantly exposed.

"But it's okay, the banquet will start later, he will definitely be able to touch it here!" Xitong tilted his head, thinking about it was right, and took off his cloak when he felt a little hot.

The person next to him, who was drinking heavily, accidentally discovered that there was a young man with a stunning appearance beside Dugu, who was about to sway over with the help of alcohol, but suddenly felt a chill behind his back, and saw Dugu's eyes were so cold that it made people feel bone-chilling, and he hurriedly shook his head Turn around and leave.

Xitong smiled and rolled his eyes, and called out his brother sweetly. He likes to see his brother defending himself the most. Every time at this time, he especially wants to lie down with his brother and discuss some happy things! o(*////▽////*)q

Thinking of this, Xitong felt that his lips were a little dry, and after licking his lips, he stared straight at Dugu, the content in his eyes was very direct.

Stared at by Xitong's straightforward eyes, Shangu pinched Xitong's waist helplessly, gnashing his teeth, "Don't seduce me, you are too young!" Xitong is now a boy of seventeen years old, although his face is too soft , but Shan Gu still stubbornly believes that some things are not allowed, because adults and minors are not allowed to think about shameful things!

Yes, Shangu is such an upright and good author!No, it's a good man!

Xitong wished he could bite the small handkerchief now to show his grievance, hooked Dugu's neck and pressed down angrily, finally licked Dugu's lips, and hid his head in Dugu's chest in frustration.

I hate it, the age of the system is different from that of humans, why is my brother so conservative!Thinking of some of his brother's requests when he was writing novels, Xitong bit his lower lip sadly, he must be the brother who was harmed by writing novels!

He really is!I really want to have an "in-depth communication" with my brother!

Shangu patted Xitong who was twisting around, and patted the person in his arms, before he could say anything to comfort him, he heard a burst of exclamation from the tulle, "Dengtuzi!"

You man, say that others are disciples?Dugu and Xitong, who had been playing for a while, looked at the tulle like everyone else, and saw two figures flickering, the tulle was torn off, and the face of Mr. Yuhua was exposed.

Sure enough, he can be called Mr. Yuhua, even if Shangu and Xitong have a close relationship with Mr. Yuhua, but I still have to sigh that Mr. Yuhua's charming attitude is different!When everyone in the next seat was about to punish the Deng Tuzi who broke into the tulle for Mr. Yuhua, Deng Tuzi turned his face in a panic.

Heh heh, we let you get there before we even saw the beauty, how could such a good thing happen!There are many martial arts masters who are ready to do it, and even one or two average-strength practitioners or demon clans will be thrown in. After all, Mr. Yuhua's fame spreads far and wide, which makes people fascinated.

But when this damn Dengtuzi turned his face, the people who came to protect Mr. Yuhua froze, only Dugu and Xitong looked embarrassed, they really underestimated Quehou's ability to cause trouble!

What kind of evil fate is this, let the person who is eating chicken wings look around for a handkerchief to wipe his hands, and accidentally rubs oil on Mr. Yuhua's exquisite clothes?

"This is Mr. Yuhua!"

"Yes, the one in front is just a servant of Mr. Yuhua, so it turns out that Dengtuzi is a servant!"

"The young master is really talented and beautiful, and I am fascinated by it!"

Wait a minute, you just look back and know that he has all the talents and good looks?Xitong felt that things were likely to develop in a strange manner.

Sure enough, Hou Hou, who loves calm style, wiped his hands clean without embarrassment, clasped his fists to everyone, apologized and left, while the black-faced Mr. Yuhua looked at the direction where Qu Hou left with resentment.

The mission success notification sounded, Xitong and Shangu watched happily running to steal food, but Houtong shook his head, but Hou, you know that what you missed just now is the only person in this world that you can overwhelm!

Looking at the pairs of eyes staring at Quehou in the dark, Xitong and Duguwei left some protective cards for Quehou, clasping their hands together to light the wax for him!

It seems that the meanings in those eyes are unclear, and the painting style of this world is a bit off!

But Hou sneezed and rubbed his nose, "Huh? What's wrong?"

Several outstanding men with different styles and appearances said almost at the same time, "It's interesting!"

The author has something to say:

Quehou: Oh, the plot is prolapsed

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