Become a guardian of the system

Xitong Xuankong was picked up, his hands and feet fluttered a bit, he twisted and picked a more comfortable angle, and was rescued by Dugu from a pile of boxes and placed on the empty sofa next to him.

Seeing that Dugu frowned and didn't care about the contents of these boxes, Xitong hurriedly leaned over and grabbed the corner of Dugu's clothes, "Wait a minute, brother, aren't you tempted?" The box next to it has round eyes and a pair of 'Dear, are you really not moved? ' expression.

Shangu twitched the corners of his mouth and rubbed his forehead, "You are a system, and your human appearance is only about five years old, and I am already 25 today, please call me uncle!"

"But, it's weird to call you uncle, can you call me brother?" Sitting on the sofa, the child could only grab the hem of Dugu's clothes, and simply hugged Dugu's thigh, looking up pitifully, "Weird Uncles are people who can take off their clothes and walk the birds, can you be a big brother?"

"Where did you learn this word?" Shan Gu felt that his thinking was a bit inferior to Xi Tong's, so he could only agree to the title of 'brother'.

Xitong's soft tone was a little pleasantly surprised, and all the boxes on the opposite sofa disappeared, "Brother is amazing, he passed the system test perfectly!"

"System? Test?" Shan Gu was about to separate the two little paws on his thigh when he heard a new vocabulary from the child.

"Well, yes, system test!" The child pouted, refused to let go of his hand, and explained with his small face up, "If my brother wants to take the contents of these boxes by force, not only will these contents disappear, but you, you may I'll be electrocuted!" After speaking, he made up a sound effect, "Sting~"

"That's the sound of being fried!" Dugu gently shook the child's head, his movements froze, "Wait a minute, you will be stunned? Why didn't you tell me in advance?" Did all the systems and his tasks Are all objects to be tested in this way?Dugu himself takes these things relatively lightly, but most people still care about these things, right?In other words, how many people who were lucky enough to see the system were stunned?

"Oh, it's not a prick, but a bang!" The child nodded and explained to Dugu, "If you want to get it, you have to pay a price. This is common sense! According to statistics, [-]% of the systems destroyed The reason is that the subject of the task was stunned and did not wake up, and then there is no more!"

"Wait a minute, I want to ask what is the voltage of your stun people?" Shangu asked in a strange way.

"It's your common voltage, 220V!" The child smiled, wrinkling his nose when he thought of something, "It's so annoying, according to the information feedback, this voltage has to be adjusted according to the background of the task target, because each country or The common voltage of the interface is different!"

That, that really bothers you guys!Dugu didn't know if he could show his sympathy for those poor people who were electrocuted with a smile now, and he was only glad that he escaped being electrocuted and went to heaven.So he decisively broke off Xitong's little paw, squatted down and looked at the person at the same level, "Can you only stay with me?"

Not understanding why Dugu suddenly became serious, Xitong still nodded obediently, "You are my only one."

"Will it affect you if you don't perform the task?" Du Gu completely ignored the answer like a confession of love.

"No, I am the system! After being sent here, I am an independent system individual! I am an adult system~" Xitong twisted his body and stood up from the sofa after finishing speaking, and patted his small chest , to show that they are already responsible for themselves.

"That's fine, I don't do system tasks, but I can support you!" After finishing speaking, Shan Gu rubbed the hair on the child's head, and walked into the bedroom with long legs.

The child and Dai Mao are messing around in the wind together, biting their fingers and blinking their watery eyes. Is it time to update my information database again? Isn’t a responsible system that can take good care of itself no longer attractive? ?

Just before entering the door, Dugu paused and turned his head, "Remember not to talk next time when you make up your mind, you have enacted all the scenes you imagined just now. By the way, my relationship with my grandpa and grandma is still good. Yes, it's my own reason to keep going to boarding school. But it sounds good to live with someone who will never leave me!"

The bedroom door was closed casually, Xitong sat on the sofa dumbfounded, and poked his own cheek, "Well, did you get ridiculed? The information is wrong, it's so embarrassing!"

Shangu smiled and sat back beside the computer, opened the author group, thought about typing.

Zigua: What clothes are suitable for a five-year-old child?Type and brand send me.

Chicken Juice: (⊙o⊙)?Melon big thick line bird?

Spicy Falling Noodles: Mr. Xiaoji misread the precipice, how can Gua Da be... Fuck, it is really Gua Da, why are you here at this time?

The running tiaozi: Fuck, add one, isn’t Guada a late-night party?Why did you come out in broad daylight?

Zucchini: three

Chicken Juice Jun: @浪里本@林西喜

I love to take a rough look at the living melons in broad daylight!Oh no, the melons are counted!I'm a big fan, and I love rough answers to people!

Mr. Chicken Juice: Gua Da, take your time, how can a rough girl like me know, just wait a moment! ! !

Zigua: Well, rough girl.two

Lin Xixi: Pure cotton! ! ! ! !

Zigua: Well, what else?

Lin Xixi: Guada, I’ll send you a private chat, and I’m scared when I see you counting

Chicken Juice Jun: (gossiping face) Could it be that this tender child is...Guada's younger brother?

Running Latiaozi: The harem stuck in a traffic jam is Guada's nephew!

Spicy Falling Noodles: The soft girl stuck in a car is Guada's nephew, oh bah, you are one step faster than me!convex

Lang Liben: Could it be... wouldn't it be a son?Single hot mother is worried about buying clothes for her cute son, I think I'm out of control~

Zigua: Hehe

Mr. Chicken Juice: ... (Gua Da sneers

Spicy noodles: ... (Guada Yujie Fan

Running Latiaozi: ... (a whip the size of a melon

Lin Xixi: ... (lighting wax for the book)

Lang Liben: Σ(っ°Д°;) っmelon, melon is big, I was wrong (but there is a kind of my truth, how can I break it~

Zigua: Didn't I mention it in the group?

Chicken Juice Jun: Haha, those who praise books are not afraid of death

Spicy noodles:?

Zigua: I am a man.

Running Latiaozi: Damn...

Chicken Juice: Damn...

Lin Xixi: Damn...

Spicy noodles: Damn...

Lang Liben: Damn... (I didn't mean to break the formation

Zigua: Go ahead, I'll go first.

Chicken Juice Jun: Oh no, stay away from Chinese paper, no, stay away from melons, we are all pure love writers, let’s talk about the topic of your plain boy~

Spicy Falling Noodles: Oh no, stay on Chinese paper, no, stay on Gua Da, the agreed 36E!

……

The group is still reading messages, and Shan Gu has already left the computer, so I didn't see the message of Jizhi Jun, a rotten girl, drooling, 'Leng Ao always attacks you love Fat Lai~'.

Dugu came out of the bedroom, and Xitong, who was sitting on the sofa at a loss, suddenly raised his head, "Ah? Brother, listen to me about the benefits of doing tasks~" While talking, he climbed off the sofa and stretched his short legs Run to Shangu.

"Can I buy you some clothes?" Shangu ignored Xitong's persuasion, stroked the child's hair and asked.

Xitong, who was distracted for a moment, nodded, shook his head again, and pulled the corner of Dugu's clothes, "Brother, I have clothes, look~" After speaking, he tugged on his small suit.

"Well, buy some other clothes." Shangu took the child's hand, took the news he just got from the group, and drove directly to the mall.

The child blushed and looked at the pedestrians and vehicles passing by the car window, and stared in surprise at the tall commercial buildings and busy intersections, "There are so many people! So many cars that can run!"

Seeing the child twisting and turning in the seat belt, Shangu rubbed his forehead, looked at the convoy ahead who didn't know how long it would be stuck, and sighed, "Forget it, let's walk!"

Finally, after some tossing, Shangu led Xitong to the commercial building. The child hid behind Shangu shyly, holding on to Shangu's pants tightly.The moist and well-behaved appearance of the big eyes brightened the eyes of the shopping guide lady in the children's clothing store. Stepping on the thin high heels, she quickly floated in front of Dugu, and her movements were so light that it was comparable to light work.

Xitong opened his mouth slightly, tugged at Dugu's pants, and looked at Dugu seriously, "Brother, let's go home and learn Qinggong! I will pay you in advance as a reward!"

Dugu's movements froze, his voice paused, "Xitong, let's choose clothes first!"

"Okay!" Xitong nodded, smiled and added "Learning Qinggong" to the to-do list, and obediently followed Dugu to pick out clothes.

Xitong looks very good, and his tender appearance makes people want to kiss him. With the help of Shangu, he chose two sets of clothes. After happily running out of the fitting room, he hugged the chosen clothes and prepared to pay the bill.

When he was about to swipe his card, Shangu suddenly noticed that Xitong's eyes were fixed. He turned his head and looked over. It was a set of cute children's sweaters with two rabbit ears on the hat, and a set of mature ones next to it. The adult version of , should be a parent-child outfit.

The winking shopping guide lady immediately put on a friendly smile and introduced this parent-child outfit. She strongly recommends Shangu and Xitong to try it out. It is rare for her to meet a combination of cute kids and cool adults. Wearing parent-child outfits will definitely be cute Burst the watch.

Xitong looked at the two sets of similar clothes, his eyes flickered and he looked hopeful.

Dugu walked over to touch the clothes, and turned to the shopping guide lady with some puzzlement, "Won't this lump of rabbit's tail get stuck on the children's pants?"

The young lady was taken aback, "No, no, this decorative little tail is very soft, and it won't hurt when the child sits down!" She clenched her fist excitedly while talking, this brother is so caring Is there any, asked with a cold face if I look so handsome that I have no friends!

After getting a definite answer, Shangu nodded, with an inexplicable light in his eyes, looking at the shopping guide lady, "Wrap up all the parent-child clothes with tails in your store!"

The author has something to say:

Shangu: I am willing to pack all the parent-child clothes for the little boy!

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