Become a guardian of the system

How can the three different views play happily together?

Dugu looked up helplessly, as if he saw five words floating from the sky: What's the matter...

"Xitong, he doesn't want a bigger knife, he wants to rob money!" Shangu explained the inner workings of the fruit knife robber, and took Xitong's hand to walk out of the alley, or not to take the path Well, the margin of safety is too low.

Xitong looked at Dugu in confusion, "He wants to rob money? To rob money is to rob sex, and to rob sex is to rob brother!" What, rob brother!

Dugu froze for a moment, and watched as soon as Xitong finished speaking, the watermelon knife in his hand was thrown directly into the wall next to him, and the submerged blade was still humming and shaking. Throw it into the wall like into tofu?

Xitong grabbed the corner of Dugu's clothes, stood on tiptoe and hugged Dugu's thigh, put his small face on Dugu's body, and said pitifully, "No one can compete with Xitong for elder brother, elder brother wants Xitong OK?"

There was no response, but Dugu held the watermelon knife that had been sunk into the wall. He was not strong enough with one hand, so he pulled out the knife with both hands, and couldn't believe it. "Xitong, how did you throw the knife in?"

With a bulging face, Xitong pursed his mouth, "Someone robbed my brother, I was angry! That person ran away again, so he accidentally threw the knife out."

"Then, what if the person from just now is still there?" Shangu looked at the innocent and cute look of the "weird child" Xitong and took the watermelon knife away, gestured in a chic posture, and said calmly, "If it is still there, kill it on the spot!"

Shangu shook his hand, and saw Xitong throw the knife on the ground, covering his forehead with watery eyes, "Wuuuu, why did you hit my head? It hurts!"

Kneeling down and straightening the child to look at him, Shangu coughed, "Xitong, it's wrong to kill people casually!"

"I didn't kill you casually, because he wanted to rob you and steal you!" Xi Tong was not convinced, and argued with Shan Gu with wide eyes.I hate that person the most, not only let my brother beat him on the head, but also let my brother beat him!

"But I have the ability to protect myself. It's wrong that he is a robber, but you and I can't decide his life or death." Shangu felt that this was a bit too much for a child, but he did feel that Xi Tong's murderous aura, the feeling that can be substantiated and make people's hair stand on end and chills on their backs is too real.

Holding Shangu's shirt with his small hands, Xitong was very wronged, he hid his head tightly on Dugu's chest and did not speak, humming awkwardly.

"Uh, if one day, someone more powerful thinks that I might hurt him and kill me first, Xitong, are you willing to do this?" Dugu's expression froze, and he tried to ease it, and raised his hand to pat him. He patted Xitong on the back, and explained to Xitong in another way.

Raising his head suddenly, Xitong's eyes were already red from crying. Hearing Dugu's comparison, he said in a vicious tone, "If someone kills you, I'll kill him too, and kill the person he loves too. and then commit suicide!" After speaking, seeing Dugu's increasingly cold expression, he shrunk his nose and choked while crying, "Xi Tong was wrong, let's not talk about murder, but brother, don't scare Xi Tong, okay? ?”

Hugging Dugu's neck with his little hands, Xitong was still crying a little out of breath, "Brother, brother, Xitong will change, but brother, don't leave Xitong, and say something about being killed by others, okay?"

Dugu, who had been silent all this time, watched the child crying so hard that his nose and eyes were all red, he gasped for breath while explaining that he was so wronged that he still grabbed his clothes and refused to let go.As if a corner of his heart had been warmed, Dugu sighed and helped Xitong wipe away his tears. Xitong just came to this world, and many things are still not used to him. If there are any problems with the three views, you have to take your time. I am too anxious up.

And Xitong's attitude of admitting mistakes is very good, isn't it?

Shan Gu, who still doesn't know the saying of "actively admitting mistakes and resolutely not correcting", is extremely guilty. He has never been in contact with children, and treats children so coldly and seriously. See how Xitong is crying. Lifting his face and touching it, Dugu was full of apology, "I'm sorry Xitong, brother won't be so fierce in the future!"

The average child will cry louder at this time to show their grievances.But Xitong was not. The child wiped away his tears, his red and swollen eyes stretched out his hands for a hug like a little rabbit.

Dugu picked up the child, carried the things and comforted Xitong while walking, the child didn't speak, and was still panting, obediently leaning against Dugu's arms, and said aggrievedly from time to time, "Brother , Xitong is good, don't be fierce about Xitong in the future, okay?"

With strength in his arms, he hugged Xitong up, and adjusted the child to a more comfortable posture. Shangu responded, carrying the bag in one hand and carrying Xitong in the other, and walked home.At this time, Shangu really realized that the one who accompanied him was Xitong, not the system, but a cute little devil who could cry and fight, and hugged when he was wronged. of!

"Brother, are you tired, why don't you let Xitong go by himself?" After walking for a while, Xitong recovered from the grievance just now, poked his brother's chest, and asked softly.

"Don't be angry anymore? It's okay, brother is not tired!" Even though the child was crying fiercely by him, he still didn't want to leave him, and he was worried about whether he was tired or not. Being so painful made Dugu's blood bar plummet, little brat Too cute, the blood tank is empty and swollen?

The two of you said one sentence to another, stepped on the sun, talked and laughed, and soon returned home.

Embarrassed, Xitong ran to the bathroom to wash away the tears on his face, Shangu smiled, sorted out the things he bought, opened the refrigerator and took out a can of yogurt.

The newly bought clothes next to him have been hung up, Shan Gu looked at his two-bedroom house and rubbed his chin, his master bedroom is very big, the side bedroom has been converted into a study room, he doesn’t have too many friends, and I don't want to keep anyone overnight, there is only one big bed at home, and the sofa is too soft to sleep on, so where should Xitong sleep?

Shangu took out a pen and paper, and wrote down the things that were missing at home. He planned to have a small bed sent by someone tomorrow, and there were some odds and ends. His life was very simple, but he couldn’t let his children follow him. Make do together.After finishing the long list, Shangu realized that his life was too simple. Seeing that the empty home would be filled with miscellaneous things tomorrow, he rubbed his brows and felt unexpectedly good. This is Does it feel like someone lives with you?

The child ran out after washing his face and hands, looking at the list in his hand, he didn’t know what he was thinking, he ran over, and climbed up on the sofa to sit next to him, Waving his little hand, "Brother, it's all for nothing!"

"Well, it's for nothing, drink some yogurt, brother go wash your hands." Shangu smelled the fragrant smell of Xitong's hands and smiled, handed the yogurt to the child, put the list aside and went to wash his hands.

With the yogurt jar in his mouth, Xitong stretched his head to see what was written on the list, "Bedroom curtains, teapot, carpet, towel, huh? Why is there a children's bed?" Xitong thought for a while, and waved the "children's bed." 'The three words disappeared, he blinked, diligence and thrift are virtues, he and his elder brother just need to share the same bed.

Licking the yogurt at the corner of his mouth, Xitong picked up the pen next to him, and added things stroke by stroke, "I want to buy a big towel for my brother, preferably with the same rabbit pattern as mine; add a pillow, which can be compared with I use it when my brother sleeps together."

After Shangu washed his hands, he saw a child on the sofa writing something with his buttocks sticking out. When he walked over, he saw Xitong turn his face around, get up and sit down next to him.Seeing the list in his hand, Dugu was a little surprised, "Xitong, is your handwriting the same as mine?"

When I was in Shangu Elementary School, the Chinese teacher was very strict with the students, and he was very good at writing.As the teacher's favorite student, Du Gu's characters are vigorous and majestic, very beautiful, but it looks weird for a five-year-old child to write this!

Wrinkling his nose, Xitong shook his head, "This is what I imitated, in fact, my handwriting is like this!" After speaking, he pointed to a line of small characters on the back of the list. Gu dumbly laughed, "What's the matter with asking the seller to give you a pair of slippers?"

Xitong clenched his fists, "We should have a gift when we buy so many things. It's normal for the seller to give you a pair of slippers. We need to be diligent and thrifty to live our lives!"

Looking at the list of things added again, Shangu stroked Xitong's dull hair, "So, is the absence of a crib considered a part of thrifty housekeeping?"

"What?" Xitong turned his head with some guilt, "Let's sleep together, your bed is so big, why don't you waste money on buying a new one~" After speaking, he shook Shangu's arm, looking very small please.

Smiling as a promise, Dugu called to order the things on the list, pinched Xitong's little face and sighed, "It's really like a child!"

"If I have points, I can grow up too!" Xitong twisted, and if he got enough points, he could grow up.Thinking of this, Xitong sat up, his eyes brightened, "Brother, don't you really want to try system tasks? Points can be exchanged for many things~"

"Do you need points when you grow up?" Dugu looked at Xitong, who was almost stuck on his face, and pulled him over, "What is the difference between you and normal humans, for example, you can't go to the hospital and you need engine oil? "

Xitong sat on Dugu's lap and began to explain himself, "Well, if you have points, you will grow faster. Also, I am a very high-level system. In addition to being able to issue tasks and provide you with some convenience, It’s no different from human beings, if you don’t believe me, if you touch it, it’s absolutely soft and gentle~” After finishing speaking, he dragged Dugu’s hand on his body, to prove that he also has human skin~

"Then, doing tasks can also be considered!" Shan Gu replied with a smile as he saw the child seriously dragging his hand around.

"Well, what, you agreed to do the task?" The child's eyes lit up, he hugged Dugu and gave him a sip, "Great~ let's start now!"

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Mama said that I hugged the computer all day and knocked and knocked

limit my internet time

I was thinking, watch, this way I might be dragged out by the goblins and beaten. . .