Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva of Rebirth

There are several very wonderful emperors in Chinese history, one Emperor Wu of Liang, Xiao Yan, believed in Buddhism and became a monk three times. Every time he became a monk, it was as if he was sold to a brothel. The ministers had to spend money to invite this emperor Bodhisattva back. It costs hundreds of millions every time, which is really wonderful!

At the same time, Emperor Wu also established the theory that the three religions of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism have the same origin, and believed that Confucianism and Taoism all originated from Buddhism.He also put forward the commandment that Buddhists should not eat meat. There was no such regulation in Buddhism before. He wrote "Banning Meat and Wine" based on the content of "Nirvana Sutra" and other superior Buddhism. From then on, he set an example and lived as an ascetic monk: only Eat one meal, don't drink meat, live in the dark room of the small hall, wear a hat for three years, and cover a quilt for two years.

This kind of talent is Xiao Yan who contributed a lot to Buddhism in the battle between Buddhism and Taoism in the Kyushu world, but Qing Ze thinks he is very strange!It is good to believe in Buddhism, but you can't let the people mess around. Later, this Xiao Yan died in Hou Jing's rebellion.

Another wonderful emperor is Emperor Jiajing of the Ming Dynasty. This guy was crazy about Taoism. He didn't go to court for decades. Thanks to his ministers, he was able to build the Ming Dynasty well. But the Ming Dynasty is like this. The emperor is wonderful. , the minister is not particularly normal.

Let’s talk about Emperor Jiajing!The title he gave himself is so long that anyone can remember it at once, that person will definitely be blown away! ! !

For example, he called himself "Lingxiao Shangqing Commander Lei Yuanyang Miao Yi Fei Yuan Zhenjun"

"Nine Heavens Hongjiao Puji Living Beings Palm Yin Yang Gong Guo Dao Si Ren Zi Ji Immortal Weng Yi Yang Daoist Yuan Xu Yuan Ying Kai Hua Subdue Demons Loyal and Filial Emperor"

"Taishang Daluo Tianxian Ziji Longevity Sage Wisdom Zhao Lingtong Yuan Zheng Ying Yuxu Head of Wulei Dazhen Yuandu Realm Wanshou Emperor"

Qingze hadn't realized that Taoist names were so long before, if Lao Tzu said something, then if he called Lao Tzu himself, he wouldn't be stupid!What I want to say is not as long as the name!

Why did Qingze think of Emperor Jiajing?

Because Qingze is mixed in the palace now, just to set fire to make pills for the emperor, alas!It's a pity that this emperor didn't live in the world of Kyushu. If he could live in Kyushu, then he might meet immortals instead of some liars.

For example, Shao Yuanjie didn’t go to King Ning’s place before the change of King Ning. After King Ning’s downfall, he boasted that he could predict the destiny. I'm afraid King Ning will find out and kill him!"

And another Tao Zhongwen, do the two Taoist priests feel like the two liars in Andersen's fairy tale "The King's New Clothes"!

Qing Ze thinks so.

Qingze took the Qiushi handed to him by the eunuch, and asked himself to make a pill for Emperor Jiajing. Qingze took the Qiushi in a cup with a convulsion on his face. What is Qiushi? The sex hormones that come out, this Jiajing attaches great importance to sex. He uses the Taoist intercourse technique to collect yin and nourish yang, so he needs to take "red lead". This is the fairy that Emperor Jiajing liked to use to improve him one of the medicines.

Qiushi is one of the raw materials of "red lead". The other raw material is the first menstrual blood of thirteen or fourteen-year-old girls. For this reason, Jiajing also raised three or four hundred girls. Desires, because virgins can harvest yin and nourish yang.

Qingze prepared the medicine, and brought the bowl of medicine to Jiajing's Taoist room, "Zhenjun, the medicine is here!" Emperor Jiajing said, he is not allowed to call him emperor here, but to call him Xianweng and Zhenjun.

Jiajing Emperor Zhu Houcong responded from the room, "Come in Daotong!"

When Qingze entered the door, he saw a court lady standing aside, Qingze is now a 16-year-old Daoist boy, he can't look around randomly, Qingze lowered his head and shook his head secretly, how could this Zhu Houcong get the Tao.

Putting down the medicine, "Zhenjun, this medicine can boost your skill, and you will be able to kill several enemies in a row!" After saying that, Qing Ze wanted to laugh.

Zhu Houcong was very helpful, "Okay! Okay! Let me see how this fairy medicine is? Daotong, step down!"

Qing Ze nodded and backed away, and before he left, he saw the court lady began to sit beside Zhu Houcong...

Qingze ignored the shouts in the house behind him, he walked straight a few steps, and with a flicker of his figure, he went to the Ming Dynasty treasury to search for things, hehe!

Qingze was actually looking for the authentic works of Tang Bohu. Tang Bohu's paintings were sold so expensive in later generations, so he took a few of them. In modern times, he can use the money to buy a house in the future.

Although I promised Lao Tzu not to interfere with the affairs of this world, I still have to distinguish between big and small things!Taking a few paintings will not affect history. The most important thing is that history is actually very difficult to change.

After searching for a long time, Qingze found a painting by Tang Bohu and another one by Li Yu. It is said that Li Yu's paintings are also very expensive, tens of millions.

Qingze is unwilling to take other things, because these things have owners in later generations, and taking them may cause history to be changed. If it is gone, there will be no such-and-such person, and so on, things will be completely different in future generations, and the person Qing Ze knew will also disappear!

This is not allowed by Qingze, he will not let history deviate from the track.

The great eunuch walked up to Qingze, "Xiantong, can you inform our family that Master Zhang Juzheng is begging to see His Majesty!" Here, Daotong is easier to get close to the emperor than the eunuch.

Qing Ze stretched out his hand to take the money handed to him by the eunuch, and smiled, "Master Zhenjun is fighting a certain banshee in the room, and he is using his boundless cultivation to save him, father-in-law, are you sure you want me to go in?"

The eunuch laughed awkwardly, "How dare our family!"

Qing Ze smiled, "Eunuch, you go and tell Elder Zhang Ge that Zhenjun will come soon."

The eunuch was overjoyed, it would be great if the emperor could see the old man, "Xiantong, I am really sorry for you!" After speaking, he handed over the money.

Qing Ze accepted it with a smile.

After the eunuch left, Qing Ze directly kicked open the door of the emperor's room. The emperor was barged in while having sex, and immediately softened, cursing: "You dog slave! How dare you kick me door! You want to rebel!"

Don't look at this Emperor Jiajing's belief, he actually still regards himself as the emperor, and now he doesn't call himself a Taoist boy, he just calls himself a slave!

Qingze had seen too many great dancers in his previous life, and now he needs a great dancer. Qingze rolled his eyes, stepped on the table, shook his head, and muttered: "Emperor of the world! I am the king of the world!" Heavenly Barefoot Immortal, seeing you ask with all your heart, I am here to enlighten you, how dare you insult me!"

Jiajing Dao is not completely stupid, seeing this, he also climbed down from that woman, and was about to hit Qingze naked, "You dog slave, how dare you put on a show!"

He raised his hand in the air but couldn't let it fall, Jiajing panicked, Qingze said again: "You disrespect the god! I will give you a few slaps!"

Snapped!Snapped!Jiajing slapped himself, but Jiajing was laughed at and knelt down, "Xiao Dao pays homage to the Great Immortal, and begs the Great Immortal to enlighten Xiaodao to become an immortal!"

Qingze conjured Tang Bohu's painting and Li Yu's painting and said to Emperor Jiajing, "You disrespect me! I take two famous paintings from your treasury as your apology!"

Jiajing hurriedly kowtowed, "God take it! Xiaodao confesses!" Jiajing frightened the maid behind him, and thought she was a god, so she also knelt down and kowtowed!

Qing Ze secretly smiled, he took these two paintings, he was afraid that those guarding the treasury would be implicated later, now that the emperor knows that the "immortals" took it away, those people will not be implicated, hehe!Qing Ze just laughed secretly, this emperor is so stupid and deceitful!

Qing Ze snorted, "How can I care about you, a fool like you! By the way, Zhang Juzheng outside of you is asking to see you, you go and see me."

Jiajing is willing, he just wants to hug Qingze's thigh and ask Qingze to promise him longevity, "That guy, I'm so annoyed to see him every day, sometimes he ruins Xiaodao practice, let Xiaodao follow the immortal!"

Qingze was speechless, "You, the emperor, don't do your job well first, but you want to become a fairy. After you become a fairy, how could the Jade Emperor accept you!"

"You'd better go see that Zhang Juzheng for me, otherwise I won't make you immortal!" Qingze thought to himself, I didn't plan to do it either, how can such a weird person be raised by Buddhism, there used to be An emperor bodhisattva, this one is a bodhisattva emperor!

Jiajing said again and again, "Okay! Xiaodao is going now." Jiajing dressed quickly, and when he saw the maid was naked, he kicked the maid angrily, "Slave, don't get out, you are here to hinder the gods." Eye!"

The palace lady was frightened and kowtowed, "The emperor forgives the sin!" As soon as tears and nose flowed, the man who was still happy on her body in front of her suddenly turned his face, which really made her secretly afraid.

Jiajing heard her call his emperor angry and wanted to kick him, but suddenly found that he couldn't move his feet.

Seeing this, Qingze shook his head, "You are a small way, you don't care about the people, how can you get the way!"

Say it!Qing Ze was about to shake his sleeves and leave, but Jiajing hurriedly stopped him, "Shangxian, you read wrong, I, a maidservant, likes to be kicked. I'm not punishing her!"

The palace maid also did not dare to shed tears, and quickly kowtowed, "Yes! Shangxian, the Taoist priest is telling the truth!"

Qing Ze knew exactly what to do, but he also pretended to believe it, "Then you should go quickly! I will go to heaven to participate in the Queen Mother's Pan Peach Conference!"

Jiajing Yixi posted it up, "Great Immortal, can you give Xiaodao a peach!"

Qingze stared, Jiajing didn't dare to say anything immediately, Qingze handed Jiajing a note, "After you meet Zhang Juzheng, listen to what he has to say, this piece of paper will tell you how to become a fairy!"

Jiajing happily took the paper, looked up, and there was no trace of Qingze.

Zhang Juzheng saw the emperor!

In this era, this is equivalent to Japan's Shinzo Abe's admission of responsibility for World War II. Although Zhang Juzheng was told that he could only make a long story short, it also made Zhang Juzheng excited.

Jiajing finally sent away the nagging Zhang Juzheng, hid on the dragon chair and opened the paper, only to find a line of words appeared on the blank paper above, "If you want to practice magic skills, you must first leave the palace!"

Jiajing passed out on the dragon chair.