[Comprehensive] The plot is always wrong

After Erlang saw Lehan glanced at the fleshy bones, he turned his head and lay on the side, and said with a smile, "Don't you like it?"

"Wang Wang!"

——Don't talk nonsense, if I like it, I would have jumped on it long ago!

Lehan stared at Erlang and yelled twice in disdain.

"Hmm... do you want cooked food?" Erlangshen asked tentatively.

Lehan flicked his tail and nodded.

"Tsk! It's really a lot of things!" Erlangshen said, picking up the piece of meat and bone on the ground, and washed it with water.Immediately afterwards, a cluster of small flames appeared in the palm of his right hand, and with a light blow, he floated into the air and burned hotly. He used magic to pull the meaty bones and put them on the growing flames to roast.

Not long after, the rich meaty aroma wafted away.

"Wang Wang!"

——Remember to sprinkle some salt!

Le Han pushed forward even though he knew that Erlang Shen would not understand!

Sure enough, after hearing his call, Erlang Shen said helplessly: "Don't be so impatient, it will be ready soon."

Sigh...why is he so obsessed with being a foodie?I am obviously not!

Le Han rolled his eyes speechlessly, not understanding what was going on in this person's brain circuit...

"Okay." Erlang said with a hook, and the delicious and well-roasted meaty bones were pulled by the magic and obediently floated to Lehan's mouth.

Just as he was about to open his mouth to bite, Erlang Shen stopped him.

"It's just baked and it's still hot, let me blow it for you first."

Le Han watched anxiously as Erlang God slowly blew on the fragrant and alluring fleshy bones, feeling very anxious in his heart!

What's hot? I don't know if I'm the least afraid of being hot!

Hurry up and bring it to me to eat!

"Oh, look at your urgency, here's it for you." Erlangshen handed over the bone with a smile, and watched Le Han gnawing his head gently, "Why is it so wasteful, you are a dog now, and you have to eat the bone too."

Lehan: ...

It's really annoying!Can people eat a meal in peace!

"Tsk! You rolled your eyes quite well." Erlangshen rubbed his dog's head, and his tone sounded like a joke...

Le Han swallowed the last bite of meat, flicked her tail, turned her head and lay on the other side.

That's right, he is so glamorous!

"Why did you turn your head away? Do you still want to know that I am Ma Wencai?" Erlang Shen asked.

Le Han turned his head suddenly, his eyes burning.

Erlangshen put away his smile and said very seriously: "If you want to know, kiss me first."

Le Han:! ! !

What is this man trying to do? !No way, I didn't show any interest in me when I was a human, but now I'm so hungry and thirsty when I become a dog?Could it be that he is really a serious animal lover? !

"If you don't kiss me, you will never get an answer." Erlang Shen threatened.

Le Han felt a little dizzy. He didn't expect this person to look majestic and dignified, but his hobbies are so different...

Silently slandering for a long time, he thought it would be good to gnaw his lips like gnawing a bone, so he straightened up and bit a circle of teeth marks on the mouth of Erlang Shen who bent down to ask him for a kiss.

"Hiss!" Erlang Shen lightly caressed his lips with a golden light in his hand, the wound healed successfully, and the blood disappeared without a trace, "I want you to kiss, not to bite!"

"Wang Wang!"

——I can't control the strength too well, tell me now, are you Ma Wencai?

Lehan blinked her eyes and pretended to be innocent.

Erlang waved his hand and said: "Forget it, because you are a dog now, I don't care about you." After finishing speaking, he wanted to leave.

Le Han was in a hurry, biting the corner of his trousers with all his might, "Woof!"

——What about telling me the answer?

Erlang Shen turned around, looked at him and said, "Okay, since I promised you, I'll tell you, I am. Alright, let me go, I'll go find my weapon, and the Heavenly Soldiers and Generals will be ready soon."

After getting the answer, Le Han didn't pay attention to what Erlang God said later, because all his mind was immersed in thinking about why Ma Wencai or Erlang God could travel through worlds in this game, and even met each other twice so coincidentally. fucked him.

and many more!

He suddenly remembered that when he faced Ma Wencai before, he had the illusion that this person was Fan Lundin!

I didn't think about it when I thought it was impossible before, but now that I think about it carefully, is this person really the male god he fell in love with at first sight? !

No way?

Then he is not a tragedy?

——The saddest thing in the world is that the male god is finally close at hand, but he loves humans and beasts.

"Why are you crying? It's just heavenly soldiers and generals, so they shouldn't be so frightened." Erlangshen said helplessly.

Le Han opened his tear-filled eyes and thought to himself: "You don't understand!"

Before Le Han could calm down, Heavenly Soldiers and Generals suddenly appeared at the entrance of Erlang Shen's cave.

"Erlang God, you escaped from prison in Huashan and made a big mistake, please come with us." The leader shouted loudly.

Erlangshen smiled contemptuously, and said in a cold voice: "It just so happens that I'm going too." He picked up Le Han and rode the cloud to the front.

A group of heavenly soldiers and generals surrounded them and headed to Lingxiao Palace together.Along the way, the gods from all sides avoided and dared not say much.

Arriving at the Lingxiao Palace, Lehan noticed that San Shengmu and Chen Xiang were arguing with the Queen Mother.

Looking up, the Queen Mother has a beautiful face, comparable to a [-]-year-old girl, with an extraordinary temperament. When she smiles, it seems that a hundred flowers are blooming, which makes people happy physically and mentally. Of course, the premise is to ignore the bad words in her mouth.

"Third Holy Mother, your majestic Jade Emperor's niece, who has such a noble status, actually has an affair with a mortal, which is a shame to the fairy world." The Queen Mother's voice was stern.

"Queen Mother, you are getting emotional," said the Jade Emperor.

"I can't help being excited about this kind of thing!" The Queen Mother raised her eyebrows and said coldly.

"There is something wrong with the Sanshengmu matter, but it is not as serious as you think. She and Liu Xiang are destined to be married, and there is no evasion." The Jade Emperor said slowly.

"There is such a thing? Yue Lao!" The Queen Mother shouted loudly, "Is this true?"

"Reporting to your empress, there is indeed such a thing." Yuelao said with a bow.

"Then why didn't you say it before?" asked the Queen Mother.

"Sanshengmu and Liu Xiang are indeed destined to be married, but in fact it is only a three-year marriage. She did not come back when the time came, and she must be punished." Yuelao replied respectfully.

"But even so, it's fine if she's been imprisoned for 16 years." Jade Emperor said.

"In that case, San Shengmu, do you know your mistake?" asked the Queen Mother.

San ShengMu hurriedly pulled Chen Xiang down to her knees and sincerely confessed her mistake.

Seeing that they had a good attitude, the Queen Mother nodded and turned to Erlang God.

"Erlang God, you are protecting the Three Holy Mothers, do you know your mistake?"

Erlang Shen hugged Le Han and bowed slightly, sincerely admitted his mistake, and at the same time begged for mercy from the Queen Mother to let his sisters—the Sanshengmu and Chen Xiang accompany Liu Xiang for the rest of his life.

Before the Queen Mother could refuse, the Jade Emperor, who had always liked Erlang God very much, agreed with all his heart, and even sealed Chen Xiang's post with a big wave of his hand.

The Queen Mother, who was angry and wanted to make things difficult for them, immediately drove back to Yaochi with a long face.

After the Queen Mother left, Le Han stuck out her tongue lightly, this woman is really scary!

"Good boy! Don't forget me when you go back." Erlangshen kissed his head and said softly.

Before Le Han could react, he fell into darkness, and the familiar mechatronic sound of the system came from his ears.

"Congratulations to the player for successfully clearing "Lotus Lantern". The plot damage rate is 28%, and the game can continue. Now please choose 'Next Level' or 'Continue Later'."

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Lehan Mythical Diary:

The world of "Lotus Lantern" is over!

But I am very sad now, because I will never be with the male god QAQ