Picking up soap in a harmonious world

Seeing that Han Zhao seemed to be fine, and the scales that had grown before disappeared like a flash in the pan, I temporarily put down my mind and told about the competition between the secret realm of Huanxia Mountain and the sect.

"Are you going to participate?" He asked without answering, leaving me at a loss as to how to answer.

It's impossible to say directly, I'll go if you go, and I won't go if you don't, the idea of ​​this stalker is too obvious.

At this moment, I can't help but recall the old man Liao's sentence "Since the last time I went back to the secret place of Zhuxia Mountain, Zijun, you have changed a little..."

With a thrill in his heart, he couldn't control his mouth and said: "Uh... I don't care, it's just that someone signed up for me. It would be a bit embarrassing if I didn't go."

As soon as the words fell, Han Zhao quickly replied: "Then let's go together."

This straightforward attitude made me wonder if he had anticipated my choice a long time ago, so he agreed so readily.

At this time, there are still three months before the opening of the secret realm of Huanxia Mountain, all the preparations in the sect are already in full swing, and the competition items are the most eagerly awaited.

There are about 400 people participating in the sect competition this time, of which [-] and [-] are Qi training and foundation building monks respectively, but the number of people who can finally enter the secret realm is [-] people.

Naturally, the Zongmen will not let the monks of the foundation building period and the monks of the Qi training period compete on the same stage, otherwise this will be a crushing competition without any suspense. Therefore, among the 360 places, [-] are the monks of the foundation building period Prepared, only forty pitifully small places left for monks in the Qi training period.

And I... want to snatch one of the forty places out of the more than forty thousand people in the Qi training period.

Wow, a big slot!

From childhood to adulthood, no matter whether it was the quiz, middle school, college entrance examination or even the CET-[-] English test, he had never been in the front of a quarter of the number of people taking the test.

In other words, if one hundred people take the exam, I can get twenty if I push myself to death.

Well, 4 people... that's... [-] people.

fall!This is simply an impossible task!

But...Han Tzu's words, with his strength of level [-] qi training, non-human physique, and the evil aura of the protagonist, as long as he thinks a little with his nostrils, he can predict the result of his killing all directions.

Just when I was tossing and turning and couldn't sleep at night because of this problem, the protagonist Jun brought me a shocking news - he established the foundation.

I ran to the registration office with a dark face and helped him modify the conditions, changing his status as a monk in the Qi training period to foundation building. I know, even if the tyrannical protagonist Jun is only in the early stage of foundation establishment, he will beat those scumbags who have completed the foundation establishment to cry for their fathers and mothers, and the opening scene must be that everyone is arrogant and disdainful Powerful, the process must be that everyone unexpectedly thinks, "Hey, this person still has two brushes, it seems that he has to show some real kung fu", and then uses all kinds of powerful spells and spells that he thought he would not use. Props, but the result has to be everyone stunned in disbelief muttering like a snake man "Impossible, that's impossible..."

The more I thought about it, the more I felt uncomfortable, counting down the countdown to the competition, and started the first practice in history.

In Liao Zijun's sad life memory, there are hundreds of ways to improve his cultivation, but there are only a handful of practical methods, and among the few methods, they are all exhausting and boring methods, so Liao Tongxi chose I found a shortcut - to absorb the cultivation base of the cauldron.

That's right, the results of his fifth level of Qi training all came from the dedication of countless men.

In fact, I know that the memory here is a bit inconsistent, such as whether the cauldron is a man or a woman...but I only had a little doubt, and then I was relieved. BG meat text, if the cauldron is a woman, then it is called a violation.

In this way, "I" and Han Cho really grew up in the same crotch... No, how should I describe it, it probably means the same journey but different destinations. If you want to blame it, you can only blame Liao Zijun for not being reincarnated into a fleshy article as the protagonist.

In the end, it took me three days and three nights!I really couldn't stand this terrible practice of meditation and decided to give up.

My ideological realm is not much higher than that of Liao Zijun, so this exhausting and boring method should be left to those who care.

And... Lao Tzu came to save Chrysanthemum, the head of the sect, not to be a Taoist priest!

But if I can't pass the test, I can't go in with the boss to fight monsters, so I can't stop Han Choo from getting closer to Rou Wen. What should I do?

When I was at a loss, Han Zhao came to the door again.

"What's the matter with you, could it be that in these short three days, you have broken through the foundation establishment and been promoted to a golden core?!" When I saw him, I couldn't control all kinds of envy and hatred in my heart.

He was stunned for a moment, but he still replied blankly: "There is no breakthrough, but I am short of elixir."

"Why do you want to come?" I was a little puzzled. Since the beginning of cultivation, this guy has never asked me for auxiliary pills, nor has he asked me for any items related to cultivation.

Even the books that teach the use of spells and cultivation methods are sponsored by me on my own initiative and friendship.

It can be said that he was able to achieve foundation establishment in such a short period of time, entirely because of his inhuman physique that cannot be explained by common sense.

It has nothing to do with pills at all!

"For you."

What? !What is this thing talking about? !

"For me?!" I was a little confused.

Han Chiu nodded and said, "You are only at the fifth level of Qi training, and you are not good at spells. There is no chance of winning at all."

nonsense!I already understood this truth, does this have anything to do with your need for pills?

"Then?"

"Give me the elixirs I need, and I'll help you condense them into items that help improve your cultivation."

I was stunned, and quickly and carefully recalled in Liao Zijun's short life, whether there was any memory of such an item that could instantly improve his cultivation.

It's a pity, not really.

And it's beyond my common sense. If it's so simple to improve your cultivation, why do you have to endure the pain of not eating three meals a day and not being able to sit in meditation to practice? Just swallow a Malisol .

"Wait... I want to ask, where did you get the theory? Who told you that pills can improve cultivation?!"

"Here." After speaking, Han Zhao took out a yellowed thread-bound book from his body, opened one of the folded pages, and handed it over.

I took it suspiciously, but when I saw it, I was speechless and burst into tears.

Indeed, this book describes the functions of various elixirs, one of which is called Wuwei elixir. The value is very high, and among the materials to be refined, two pills, Jiji Pill and Buqi Pill, are needed.

The book is correct, but Liao Zijun's memory tells me that Wuwei Dan... is specially for livestock... No, specifically, it is used to fertilize various vegetables and fruits, to feed chickens, ducks, cattle and sheep, etc. , and then every time you sprinkle a little bit of Wuwei Dan on these vegetables or chickens and ducks as fertilizer or feed, their cultivation base or level will increase a lot, and even the vegetables can become fairy plants full of aura, and the chickens and ducks Can open wisdom.

However, in terms of the preciousness and importance of the Foundation Establishment Pill, no one has ever been willing to use it to practice the Five Flavors Pill, and then use it to impart spiritual wisdom to chickens and ducks.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help twitching the corner of my mouth and squinting at him.

Madan!What does this guy want to express? !

Do you want to go round and scold me as a beast? !

Under my resentful gaze, Han Cho's expression remained unchanged, except for a hint of doubt in his eyes.

Fuck!Is this guy really stupid or fake? !

I love being pissed off so much!

I held my breath, but I had to explain indifferently: "This five-flavor pill is not very effective, otherwise, wouldn't everyone need to practice, and just take the pill to improve their cultivation?"

Han Zhao seemed to have just realized this well-known truth, with doubts and confusion alternating in his eyes, and after a long while, he slowly replied "Oh".

Although he was still expressionless, I was keenly aware that there was a hint of disappointment on his face.

What's so disappointing about this product? !

I'm really sorry that I didn't eat the five-flavored pill as you expected!

After a while of silence, Han Choo spoke again: "Then what should you do?"

I really want to say idiot idiot aside, don't bother me!But since the favorability level has not yet been saturated, he can't easily get angry at the other party, and can only look at him with a tangled look.

Looking at it, I found that this product has changed a little bit.

Two days ago, the brow bone was still bare, but now a little hair has grown out. Although the eyebrows are sparse, they are finally there.

More than half of the swollen eyelids have disappeared, and the eyes look refreshed.

As for the nose... I can't see anything yet.

As for... the mouth, I have to say that this is the most advantageous place for Han Tzu so far. The lips are beautiful, but there is no color in them, and they are unexpectedly attractive.

And because the face was too thin before, the cheekbones and chin, which looked amazing with bones, are much more pleasing to the eye. Well, I guess I have fed them well, and the cheeks have plumped up a bit, and they are not so scary anymore.

This reminded me involuntarily of the day when the other party was alienated, purple scales covered his face and neck, and even snaked down from his collar, and then he became beautiful... No, what am I doing now?

The focus seems to be off!

Aren't I just worrying about my own cultivation? Why did I think of that? !

So what if Han Cho becomes more beautiful?So what if his strength grows stronger time after time?Even his abilities—wait, abilities!

Madan!I finally found a way!

I slapped my thigh in an instant, and couldn't control my excitement and shouted at Han Tiao who had been standing by the side all the time: "Xiao Tiaochou, the Lun family finally figured out a way!"

Han Cho was stunned again. When I slapped him twice without any response, I finally realized what was that I shouted just now? !

Xiaochou... Sister, let me go eat Xiang!

When can this problem of being excited and unrestrained get over? Hun Dan...

"Cough..." I cheekily borrowed an embarrassing old stalk, trying to dispel the shameful atmosphere, "Cough cough cough, well... don't care about these details, just now I thought of a wonderful method, the cliff can Let me win the sect competition!"

"What method?" Han Cho finally woke up from his sluggish state, but he lowered his head for some reason, and even his words became a little slurred.

I smiled and said slowly: "Then I have to rely on you, Mr. Han."

As soon as the words fell, Han Zhao quickly raised his head and glanced at me, then lowered his head again.

Although it was only for a moment, I caught a glimpse of a blush on his pale cheeks for some reason, against the black hair covering half of his face, it made me feel like "this guy is so shy, I really want to poke him" inexplicable mood.

I slowly evoked a smile, and was about to tease him, but this guy quickly responded: "What do you rely on?"

I sighed regretfully, and suddenly felt that this method, which I had come up with so hard, had somehow lost its appeal, "Relying on your ability, I will compete on the field, and you will help invisibly."

"And don't worry, the time for the monks in the Qi training period is earlier than the foundation building, and our time for the competition will not collide." I paused, and met the other party's bright eyes, and continued softly: "You... It's my secret weapon!"