Picking up soap in a harmonious world

Being ridiculed by Prince Andy, my uneasy heart calmed down. Uh huh, just ask. Anyway, I have been in a daze in the underground palace every day, and I have already thought about the answer templates for various questions.

The first one to ask me a question was the king.

"I heard that in the underground palace, the dragon never appeared once?"

I shook my head immediately, and replied: "It appeared once. His Highness Andy, Priest Rhine and Natal were all there that day, and they all saw it."

The king nodded and didn't ask any more questions. Immediately afterwards, the pope, who had been staring at me since I entered the door, asked for the second time: "It's been so long, and the dragon hasn't appeared. Don't you think so?" Thought it might have escaped?"

This question... is a bit difficult to ask. The implication is that I seem to doubt why I am accustomed to encountering such abnormal situations. The dragon that only exists in the legend, no matter what you do, you have to show anxiety, sincerity and fear. The dragon did not appear after half a month. too abnormal.

"It should be impossible. I believe that with the power of the Star Array, the dragon cannot escape." My answer was as normal as any 17-year-old boy could answer.

The Pope also nodded to me, and did not continue to ask.

"It's useless to ask him. The meaning of the decree now is that Natal committed a crime." Prince Andy glanced at Natal coldly, and said in a bad tone.

I have sensitively grasped the connection between the decree and Natal, but I can't guess what the decree specifically said.

Natal's face didn't change much, but his eyes were always on me. No, to be precise, his thoughts were on Han Zhao through my face.

After all, the only ones who really know the secret of the dragon are me and him.

"Shut up, Andy! The specific meaning of the decree is not yet clear. It is wrong for you to say that about Natal." The king seemed to reprimand the half-elf severely, but in fact, everyone present could see his casualness.

Seeing that everyone's focus shifted to Natal again, I took the opportunity to leave.

Unexpectedly, when Prince Andy saw that I was leaving, he even followed me all the way under the pretext of saying that he wanted to see me off. I knew he must have something to say to me, so I was not in a hurry to find Han Zhao first.

The architecture of the Patison Palace is not as detailed and exquisite as that of the Shaw Dynasty, but the gardens along the corridors are more beautiful and lively than the latter. The only pity is that there is still a strong smell of powder in the air from the ladies of the aristocratic wives , destroying this freshness.

My pace has been deliberately slowed down a lot, but Prince Andy is still silent.

It wasn't until the gate of the palace was close at hand that he finally couldn't help but speak.

"Yes," he paused, looking at me with an unprecedented seriousness, "I'm sorry, I regret what I've been doing against you before, and I hope you can forgive me."

I thought it was some big event that made the atmosphere so serious.

When I met his emerald-like clear green eyes and elf's unique pointed ears, I was so cute that I couldn't speak immediately, and I could only nod like a chicken pecking at rice.

Well, I've always been tolerant of beauties.

Prince Andy sighed, his usual proud eyes were stained with a trace of despair, "I don't understand why things turned out like this, obviously I found and rescued the dragon, but it was different from what I expected, Maybe it really doesn't like me, or maybe it doesn't like the person who restrains it... In short, my ideal is getting farther and farther away, and I can feel that it is about to no longer belong to me."

Hey, don't make it sound like Boss Han once belonged to you!

"I shouldn't doubt you, Is," Andy said with a self-deprecating smile: "You grew up with me, and I know what you think, and you certainly wouldn't do anything to hide from me, unlike Nanny Tal, he is too ambitious, he desires dragon knights as much as I do, so he can take risks and commit serious crimes regardless of the family's glory, but you won't."

Now that Natal is mentioned, it is simply unscientific for me not to take the opportunity to ask about the decree of God.

"Did you say the decree? I don't know the specific meaning, but it is definitely related to the dragon. According to the meaning of the emperor, it seems that a person who brought bad luck to the empire appeared beside the dragon, and the decree reminded of stealing and possession." Two words." Andy didn't wait for my response, and sneered again: "Who else? No one but Natal!"

"Then... what does His Majesty plan to do with Natal?"

"If he is really the one who brought bad luck to the empire as instructed by God Al, then his family will not spend effort to save him, and his end will be death." Prince Andy said with a heavy face.

I know that the other party hates Natal's betrayal, but after all, it's a childhood sweetheart, and it's somewhat sentimental.

I don't have the slightest sympathy for Natal's fate. What I'm more worried about is that Natal will reveal Han Tzu's secret before the execution, and I won't be able to escape.

I shouldn't have hoped that Natal would continue to keep his secrets, because no one is so great as to die for someone who just met.

Even Natal, who was crazy about the Korean boss in the original text, would not.

In this case, I can only find the treasure faster.

"Your Highness, can I ask you a question?" I thought for a while and decided to ask directly.

"What?" Seeing that my face suddenly became serious, Andy couldn't help feeling a little nervous.

"If one day, the god Al appeared in front of you and said that he could satisfy your request, but he had to exchange it with your most precious thing, would you agree?" I recalled all kinds of weird questions and answers with my partners during the second year of middle school. In the game, he put on a passionate expression of "I would give up all my blood for my dream", and blatantly played tricks on Prince Andy.

The handsome half-elf shook his head, with a somewhat helpless expression on his face, "Iss, your question is not valid, because if my request to Al God is fulfilled, it must be something more precious than before, Ai Ergod is so fair, he will let me get it and lose it immediately.”

Damn, it's not fooled!

Well, I'll change the question.

"Well... if you don't have to exchange your most precious thing, then what would you ask of God El?"

Prince Andy looked at me with a strange expression, showing a helpless expression of "you love to play tricks because of Mao Lao, am I tired of you?" and replied: "Of course it is to become a dragon knight! If you have a dragon The price is life, I am willing to give up without hesitation, even if it is only for one day!"

Although the expression on Prince Andy's face was still in a state of helplessness, his eyes were ignited with frenzied flames when he spoke, which was shocking.

I was overwhelmed by this expected but unexpected answer. If...the most precious thing for Prince Andy is to become a dragon knight, then in other words, that "thing" refers to Han Zhao.

But no matter how weird things from the previous worlds are, they are still items!

Now it's actually a living person, oh no, it's a dragon, or a protagonist related to the main line of the mission, isn't that too outrageous?

What am I doing wrong?

With an indescribably strange mood, I went back to the underground palace alone. Only then did I realize that I was stupid again and didn't bring back the invisible Han Tiao!

After the handover priest left, I immediately called out to the pool, but the darkness in the room had already signaled the other party's departure. Otherwise, the pool filled with Han BOSS would glow with dreamy stars because of the light on the dragon scales. Can illuminate the entire dungeon.

The pastor didn't know about this situation when he first came, otherwise I would be in bad luck.

But now, if Han Zhao doesn't come back, I'll be really unlucky.

While he was full of anxiety, there was a commotion at the entrance of the underground palace not far away.

After a while, Rhine's figure appeared in front of me.

I glanced at the candles lit all around, hoping that the other party would not notice the strange shape of the pool.

Facts have proved that I was thinking too much. Rhine's complexion is very ugly at the moment. The holy white robe that was smooth and luxurious not long ago has long been wrinkled, and there are several glaring stains on it. Even his eyes are a little dull.

The whole person looked as if he had suffered some kind of huge blow, and he was in a panic.

Rhine in such a state, how could he have the heart to observe the changes in the pool.

"What's wrong?" I immediately leaned forward to ask.

Rhine looked at me with sad eyes, and tried to speak with trembling pale lips but failed.

"What's the matter?!" Seeing this, my curiosity almost reached its peak, but in order not to make the beauty too sad, I didn't dare to ask in a different way, so I had to emphasize my tone.

It took a while before Rhine calmed down.

He sighed deeply, and there was still a hint of sobs in his words: "Iss, I really didn't expect this kind of thing to happen! My lord bishop told me not to say it, but...but I really can't bear it!"

This resentful tone, this heartbreaking tone, this bloody content... Could it be that the beauty of the priest was forced by the beauty of the bishop?

"Just after you left, a very worrying news came, saying that several carriages sent by the temple were missing, and the congregation who were about to go back also found that there were a few people missing, so His Majesty and His Holiness the Pope immediately sent people Go look for it, and it turns out..." Rhine's face was distorted when she said this.

"What happened?" I asked impatiently.

"...In the end, they all died! And they died in a very humiliating and embarrassing way!" His blue eyes, which were supposed to be as clear as the sky, now turned dark blue like a storm, "Their clean clothes Torn apart, the flawless body was defiled, the most infuriating thing is... that beast deliberately damaged the sacred symbols, and put them who were so holy in life into the most despicable postures after death!"

I was stunned when I heard it.

"Who are you talking about who committed this kind of scourge?!" Rhine had tears in his eyes, and he grabbed my shoulders with his hands at some point, and his strength gradually increased with his excitement.

I was pinched in great pain, but I didn't shake him off.

It's just because my emotions are on par with the other party.

"...If I find him, I will definitely skin him and burn him. If he dies, he will sink into hell for eternity. This is the fate of insulting God."

Rhine's resentful words still lingered in my ears and lingered for a long time. I stood there for a long time before I realized that the other party had already left.

But every word Rhine said just now is still spinning in my mind, without stopping for a moment.

Who is that person?

I think I already have the answer in my heart.

Fortunately, something that has never happened in a few worlds. Once it happens, it should not be considered an accident. After all, the goddess of luck cannot always take care of me, but why do I still feel very surprised, strange and... sad in my heart .

I thought I was clear about my feelings for Han Cho, and I was proud of the mentality that I could accept it calmly after I figured it out, but in fact, I still find it hard to accept that things have deteriorated to this point.

Now that things have come to an end, I should immediately end this ridiculous relationship, and then don't think about anything other than the task, don't expect it, but why am I still not reconciled, and still have a little expectation of "maybe he didn't do it"?

Obviously it must be him.

Why do I still hold such fantasies, wake up, idiot!

For a person like Han Cho, liking is a form of sexual desire for him. He does not have the concept of "love" or "like" like normal people. Maybe all the ambiguity and warmth between me and him stem from him The need for sex.

But I can't blame the other party, because the other party's setting is like this, maybe even he himself can't figure out why he wants to have sex with others, but I know, because he is not a human being, he is a setting.

Don't dream of falling in love with the character set in the original text, because he is a setting, a text, and a fiction, but you are a living person.

It's like you know that a person suffering from cancer will die, but you insist on falling in love with him, and then the other person dies, but you curse the world and resent the unfair fate. This makes no sense, because you deserve it.

I was thinking about some irrelevant things in a mess, sometimes angry and sometimes lost, until Han Zhao returned to the underground palace.

"I'm sorry, I'm late." He said to me apologetically, a rare smile hung on my beautiful face that had fascinated me, turning his usual coldness into gentleness.

I stared at his face for a while, but couldn't find any clues of abnormality.

"Is something wrong?" he asked sharply.

I shook my head, picked up the heavy books on the ground, and continued to flip through them.

And he took off the clothes he got back from somewhere, and burned them one by one with magic.

The days have returned to the monotonous boredom. The only difference is that Prince Andy and Priest Rhine seldom visit the underground palace. I heard that Prince Andy's half-giant brother Olem will be stationed in the temple soon. Eligibility to replace Prince Andy as Dragon Knight.

Priest Rhine was busy running around due to the vicious incident against the clergy last time, and basically had no time to visit the underground palace.

So in the past few days, I have spent alone with Han Zhao.

If I thought this situation was a kind of enjoyment some time ago, it has completely reduced to a kind of torture now.

If you have to describe it, it's like finally being alone with the male god, only to find out the truth that he picks his nose and wipes his clothes, doesn't wipe his ass when he poops, and loves to eat when he's fine.

It's so painful that I hate myself for not knowing people clearly!

Perhaps Han Cho also felt my indifference these days, and his attitude towards me was abnormal. In the past, he was the one who read the book, while I was in a daze, and I took the initiative to talk about it occasionally. Now it has evolved into me reading the book. , he was in a daze, and occasionally chatted or something, but he took the initiative to speak.

I can faintly feel the other party's desire to please, but now I am also in a mess, and I don't know what to do.

After several days of stalemate, I finally couldn't help asking about his whereabouts that day.

"So you're still angry that I didn't come back in time?" Han Zhao stretched his brows as if he was relieved, and his tone was a little helpless: "I followed you first, but then that person said that the car mat would sink, so I followed you." Left and walked around."

"That's it?" I stared into his eyes, trying to find signs of lying.

He nodded, but said nothing.

"Then where did you get the clothes on your body?" I had noticed that among the clothes he burned that day, Ham carried the logo of the clergy.

"What are you doubting?" The other party looked straight at me with dark eyes like night, but his calm tone was inexplicably depressing.

Under this seemingly penetrating gaze, I almost wanted to say everything, but luckily reason stopped me at the last second.

In the end, I barely found an excuse to slur the past, then picked up the book and continued reading.

Han Cho obviously didn't intend to let me get away like this, but he didn't do anything to deal with it, he just stared at me quietly with those narrow and beautiful phoenix eyes.

At first, I was as immobile as a mountain.

But over time I can't stand the pressure at all!

"What are you doing?" I raised my head and gave him a hard look.

He frowned slightly, and his beautiful eyebrows and eyes, which were as beautiful as ink and wash paintings, seemed to have a trace of grievance, as if he was bullied by me, and he dared not complain.

Fuck!This little slut is so seductive, the aggrieved little eyes almost taught me to throw up my helmet and give up my armor, and I was defeated!

But in principle, I will not compromise!Even if you die in front of me in the next second, I won't, will, again, like, like, love, love you!

Maybe it was because my eyes were too resentful, as if he finally understood something, he said with a trace of uncertainty: "Did I do something wrong?"

Of course!You are a peerless slut!

It's a pity that it's too late to say anything now, you can continue to collapse according to the urine nature of the original text, I don't care about you!

Seeing that I still didn't speak, his suspicious eyes became more determined.

He pursed his lips tightly, his expression was always cold, but his eyes were flickering with distress, as if he was struggling or trying to remember something.

After a long while, he said slowly: "If I really did something wrong, you can do whatever you want me to do to make up for it."

I laughed back angrily, and replied unceremoniously: "Really? Then I want to 'ride' you!"

"Riding?" He frowned slightly, seemingly puzzled.

"Yes," I glanced at his lower body meaningfully, and smiled evilly: "You don't understand, do you? Although they all said that I am not qualified to be a dragon knight, but... I am a dragon knight It can be done.”

As soon as I finished saying this sentence, even I couldn’t believe it, but impulse is the devil, and I can’t take it back once I utter it... But the strange thing is that while I regretted it, I also felt a little relief. Maybe my body There is also a beast imprisoned, which has been restrained for too long and needs a moment of indulgence.

"You want to ride... me?" He reacted very quickly, but the expression on his face was not as shameful and angry as I imagined, but instead mixed with doubts, strangeness, freshness and other emotions that were beyond the reach of a horse.

Seeing his reaction, I gradually understood.

It turned out that he thought that the "riding" I said meant turning him into a dragon to ride.

...Emma, ​​did such a pure Boss Han really do what Rhine said?

This is too unscientific!

Am I really misunderstanding?

I was speechless for a while, and finally came back to my senses, only to find that the other party took my hand at some point and actually walked towards the pool.

But when passing through the star array, I still inevitably touched a transparent 'wall'.

I was about to take the opportunity to withdraw my hand, but unexpectedly, the 'wall' suddenly softened and collapsed like mud, and my whole body was pulled towards the center of the pool by an unknown force.

I immediately felt the dizziness and vomiting caused by the weightlessness and rapid rotation of my body. Before I could say stop, a deafening sound of water suddenly sounded, as if thousands of aircraft cannons were rumbling beside my eardrums, shaking It made my whole body numb, and at the same time, my feet, hands, and cheeks seemed to have touched a large piece of hard bone.

It wasn't until my body stopped shaking so much that I shook my dizzy head and looked around.

As a result, when I saw the surroundings, I immediately froze.

The original underground palace is at least tens of meters away from my feet, and the surroundings parallel to me are all empty spaces, and under my nose, the entire underground palace is included, and it seems that the distance of sight should be more than that of the underground palace. point range, but the area outside the underground palace inexplicably turned gray. I think it must be due to the restriction of the star array.

At the moment, I am lying on the dragon's... head in a half-prone position, um, the reason why I know this is the dragon's head and not the tail is because a horn stands tall not far in front, as for the other The horns are too far away from me, and just now I feel that what I touch under my feet, palms, and cheeks are exactly dragon scales.

Feeling that the other party was deliberately keeping it steady without moving, I tried to stand up excitedly and curiously, and after finding that the scales under my feet would not slip, I immediately ran to the corner.

It is said to be horns, but in fact it is about the same size as the waist of a big tree hugged by two or three people. I touched it and it felt very smooth, so I climbed up.

Just as I was getting carried away with the game, a voice suddenly rang in my ears——

"Yes! What are you doing?!"

I looked down and saw two rice grain-like bodies standing tens of meters below. Looking carefully, those two were Prince Andy and Priest Rhine!