The baby's father is a dolphin

Xiao Wu earnestly kissed Si Chen's mouth, but stopped a centimeter away from his lips, frowned, backed away, and turned to look at Cheng Jun who was running towards him.

"You bastard..." Cheng Jun heaved a sigh of relief, he was afraid that it would be too late to stop Xiao Wu from kissing that boy, Si Chen, but fortunately he himself did not kiss at the critical moment.

but--

Why would you kiss yourself back?Moreover, he inserted his tongue into his mouth with a meticulous and serious attitude. It was really serious. He did nothing after sticking it in, and then retracted it.

Xiao Wu raised his index finger and said to Si Chen: "See? This is the correct way to express friendship!"

Cheng Jun: "..."

Li Jingru: "..."

Si Chen: "...Really? Thank you so much!" So he walked up to Li Jingru and expressed his "friendliness" again. He's a hard-to-learn person, really!"

Li Jingru: "..."

Cheng Jun has already had a deep understanding of what it means to lift a rock and shoot himself in the foot.

—— Early this morning, Cheng Xiaowu forcefully kissed Cheng Jun at the gate of the aquarium

This news has spread throughout the aquarium. For a while, the eyes of colleagues looking at Cheng Jun and Xiao Wu have all changed. Some are sneering, some are in disbelief, some are purely curious, some are disgusted and evasive, and some are excited and weird Well... anyway, most people started to avoid them. Of course, the "most people" were basically men, and there were a few married women.The unmarried girls did not show disgust, but stared at them with green eyes.The rest of the male colleagues who have a strong relationship with Cheng Jun do not believe the rumors at all and are very firm.

Cheng Junxin said that this is the end of the game, he and Xiao Wu have been regarded as gay, this misunderstanding may make both him and Xiao Wu unemployed, and it may even be difficult to gain a foothold in T City in the future——

Which units and companies are willing to use men with homosexual tendencies?

This is China, not a foreign country.

There was a performance in the morning, so I didn't have a chance to explain it to everyone. When it was time for lunch, everyone saw Xiao Wu and Cheng Jun appearing in the cafeteria together. A group of people who were sitting well suddenly got up and prepared to leave.

Cheng Jun was stunned.

Li Jingru couldn't stand it anymore, and dropped the dinner plate in her hand, making a loud noise.

Everyone was frightened, and the whole cafeteria fell silent for a moment.

Li Jingru sneered, and said: "It's just a joke, you all spread it so badly in private, it's as if it's true. I was there at the time, don't I know what's going on? Just It's just a little joke between them and my boyfriend, why are you big men so talkative? Don't you have a manly face? You are worse than those aunts on the street who like to tell tales. "

As soon as Li Jingru spoke out, four or five men who had a good relationship with Cheng Jun couldn't hold back anymore, and they all stood up and condemned those who spread the rumors.

Some people were not reconciled to being accused, and began to refute, saying that two men kissing is disgusting even if it is a joke, and some people echoed that normal men would never kiss men at all, because they are both mentally abnormal.

Xiao Wu didn't understand what was going on in this scene at all, so why did they start arguing so well?

Cheng Jun was nervous at first, but after seeing this scene, he didn't care anymore.He smiled, and dragged Xiao Wu to Dacaikou to get vegetables.The kitchen master is a very fat middle-aged man, because of the noise about Cheng Jun and Xiao Wu outside, he couldn't help but look at Cheng Jun and Xiao Wu more.

"It's not true what they said, otherwise, why are you two like normal people?" The fat master said while ordering food for Cheng Jun quickly.

Cheng Jun gave the fat master a thumbs up, "You are so wise!"

The fat master smiled, his double chin trembling, "The one who cleans up cleans himself!"

Cheng Jun and Xiao Wu came back with their dinner trays, found a place to put them down, walked up to Li Jingru and a few of his friends, patted their shoulders, smiled and said to the group of colleagues: "Okay, you don't have to avoid it." Excuse me, even if I'm a homosexual, I don't like you guys. If you want looks without looks, and figures without figures, don't take yourself too seriously." Turning around to greet Li Jingru and a few male colleagues, "Let's Go back to eat, who likes to talk."

Cheng Jun's calm and fearless words embarrassed many people.He and Xiao Wu are neither humble nor overbearing, and their words and deeds are the same as usual, making everyone feel that they really have no ambiguous relationship. In addition to Li Jingru's "testimony", so after an afternoon, this farce has been drawn. " period.

The reason why I say "on the surface" is because there are still a few people who don't like Cheng Jun talking about it in private, and the meaning of looking at Cheng Jun's eyes is unclear.

Cheng Jun didn't bother to pay attention to them. He just had a villain mentality and couldn't make a big wave, so there was nothing to mind.

On the contrary, it was Xiao Wu, Cheng Jun regretted it so much, why did he make such a fuss?It's not that I don't know that Xiao Wu is innocent and straightforward, so why tell him a wrong explanation?That guy almost kissed Li Jingru's boyfriend, Si Chen...

Speaking of this, Cheng Jun was still very guilty when facing everyone's discussion. He really had some unreasonable thoughts about Xiao Wu, otherwise he would not have kissed him impulsively when he came home that night.

Every time after seeing his mother, Cheng Jun's mood is very low, and he can't help but think of the things he experienced when he was a child, and those wandering moods of being alone in the dark will come back to haunt him again.In the past, when I returned home after meeting, I could only stare at the sleeping face of the child in a daze, and kept telling myself that I already had a son, and that I would no longer be lonely. All he was given was a sense of fulfillment and responsibility in daily life, and the feelings of helplessness and loneliness brought about by his mother had not been resolved.

But when he came home that day, the first thing he saw was Xiao Wu. At that time, he had a warm feeling of "I'm finally home", because Xiao Wu looked at him with such bright eyes, as if he had been waiting for him When he came back, his tiredness and loneliness when he came back all the way disappeared in an instant.

So he couldn't resist kissing him.

Kissing is an act of expressing love and affection. If a person does not have the slightest affection for another person, he will not do such a thing as kissing, especially putting his tongue into the other person's mouth.

At least Cheng Jun is someone who takes the meaning of kisses very seriously.

Petting Xiao Wu is not only because I know that he is my favorite dolphin, but also because I am fascinated by his human appearance. From the first time I helped him bathe and washed out his beautiful appearance, my heart that has been silent For the first time, there was an unusual agitation.

But this kind of mood, Cheng Jun can't express it to Xiaowu. He is not a human being, and he doesn't understand the complex emotional world of human beings at all. He only has animal instincts. It should be impossible to live with him. Bar.

Cheng Jun has been secretly sad.

"Xiao Wu, don't kiss me casually outside in the future, it will affect us badly." When he got home at night, Cheng Jun patiently explained to Xiao Wu, "Do you know why those people are avoiding us so much today? It's because you kissed me and made others feel uncomfortable."

Xiao Wu didn't understand: "Why is it uncomfortable? I kissed you, and I didn't kiss them. Why do you dislike us?"

Cheng Jun said patiently, "Because in human society, it is a perverted behavior for two men to kiss, so everyone doesn't like it."

"What is abnormal behavior?"

Cheng Jun thought for a while and said: "Kissing is actually a way of expressing love. In most countries, kissing is only limited to between men and women. It is considered against the laws of nature between men and women or between women and men. , is not accepted by people, and will be discriminated against and prejudiced. In some places, it is even believed that a man kissing a man or having sex with a man should be punished with capital punishment. So, when the people in the aquarium see you kiss me, they think of me Have an unusual relationship with you, and then look down on us and think we are disgusting."

Xiao Wu was even more incomprehensible, and stared at Cheng Jun with an expression of looking at an alien, "You humans are really strange. In our dolphin race, males who mate with males are not discriminated against at all. The relationship between them is very strong, no third party is allowed to intervene, and the dolphins of the same family will bless them."

Cheng Jun was taken aback, "Huh?"

"Isn't it normal for males to be with males? Why do you humans look down on the behavior of males and males? How do your human brains develop? Is it brains or feces? Why are there so many inexplicable ideas... ..."

Cheng Jun got up and held down the emotional Xiao Wu, "Please, don't make it sound like I'm discriminating against homosexuals, okay? I don't have that kind of thought at all."

Xiao Wu glared at Cheng Jun, "Don't you? In your heart, you must also think that it is abnormal for males to be with males. Otherwise, why do you care so much about the attitudes of those people?"

Well, this guy pointed the finger at him all of a sudden!

"I have absolutely no intention of discriminating against the same sex!" Cheng Jun couldn't laugh or cry, pointing to the sky and swearing.

Xiao Wu stared at him suspiciously for a few times, "It's better not to, or I'll make it impossible for you to command Xiao Xiao, Xiao Xiao, Xiao San, and Xiao Wu for the rest of your life."

Cheng Jun swears and swears again, which makes Xiao Wu's expression look better.But now Cheng Jun's mind is completely occupied by a phenomenon that Xiao Wu mentioned, he pushed Xiao Wu into a chair and sat down, and asked him: "You just said that there are many males living with males in your dolphins? "

Xiao Wu said: "Yes, there are many, many male dolphins mate together during the estrus period."

"What about you? Did you ever do that to a male when you were in the ocean?"

Xiao Wu opened his mouth, then closed it suddenly, staring at Cheng Jun with two eyes, two patches of faint pink floated on his fair cheeks.

Cheng Jun waited patiently for Xiao Wu's answer, his eyes were about to turn green. Looking at Xiao Wu's expression, he had obviously done it before. Then, if Xiao Wu was homosexual, maybe he would What about accepting a man?

Well, Cheng Jun admits that he is too selfish, and he has already been excited by this news.

"Is there?" Xiao Wu didn't speak for a long time, Cheng Jun waited impatiently.

Xiao Wu's brows twitched unconsciously, and said, "Yes."

"Really!" Cheng Jun raised his voice excitedly, "Where is the subject? What kind of male is the subject? Are you above or below?"

As Cheng Jun's question became more and more straightforward, Xiao Wu's embarrassed face became more and more red. Finally, he stood up abruptly, pushed Cheng Jun to the ground, then straddled him, and grabbed Cheng Jun hard. his neck—

"Grandpa Sea Turtle is right. You humans are really bad things. I came so far to find you and your child, but you didn't remember it until now, and asked me if I had mated with a male dolphin. ...you bad guy!"

Xiao Wu made a sudden attack, and Cheng Jun was really stunned. He was at a loss and couldn't figure out the situation at all. He couldn't breathe well when Xiao Wu's hands pinched his neck. His survival instinct made him grab Xiao Wu's wrist and forcefully broke him apart. .

"Why did you suddenly go crazy!" Cheng Jun was in good physical condition after all, and he pulled Xiao Wu away without much effort. He sat up and continued to hold Xiao Wu's hand, annoyed, "Why am I becoming a bad person again?" ? Am I treating you badly? What's the matter with you?"

Xiaowu's eyes were red, she sat on Cheng Jun's lap, stared straight at him, and said in a low voice: "Seven years ago, you were drunk at the beach and slept with me, don't you remember?"

Cheng Jun clearly heard something in his mind suddenly snapped off, and then his mind went blank for a moment, and he mechanically asked, "What did you say?"

Xiao Wu increased his volume and tone angrily, and said, "I am that dolphin!"

"Huh?" Cheng Jun didn't understand. Didn't he already know that Xiao Wu is a dolphin?

"Your son was born to me!"

"Ah?" Could it be true?

"You slept with me!"

"...When?" Cheng Jun's heart almost jumped out of his throat. God knows that he has never done anything with live ammunition except for a few exciting sex dreams in his life!But Xiao Wu's words made him more and more familiar with recalling something.

"Seven years ago."

"Where?" Cheng Jun's voice began to tremble. It seemed that something was slowly approaching what he expected. The truth might be a huge bomb, which might blow him into blackness and smell like human flesh. overflowing.

Xiao Wu pulled Cheng Jun's cheeks angrily and vented, and yelled: "Beach, you are so drunk, behind the nautical stone in Mermaid Bay, you pressed me to pay respects to me, and then I became pregnant , gave birth to a son, I sent him to your house, but you no longer live in that house, so I left the child and went back to the sea, and when I went ashore to look for the child, even the grandmother was not there... ..."

Cheeks hurt so much!

It seems that he did not experience auditory hallucinations, nor did he have dreams!

It turned out that the scene that I thought was a sexual dream had actually existed, and the object in the dream was actually Xiao Wu! ! !

Also, what did he say?Said that Cheng Xiaohai was born by him, that he was pregnant after sleeping with him... Hehe, how is it possible?How did a dolphin leave a human baby?

No, no, no, if the person Xiao Wu slept with was Cheng Jun, Cheng Jun himself is a human being, and he contributed the sperm, then it is not impossible for Xiao Wu to give birth to a human child...

No, no matter what, Xiao Wu is a male dolphin!Males can't give birth at all, which is against the theory of natural definition...

I'm so dizzy!

Cheng Jun opened his mouth halfway, his eyes began to loosen.

Xiao Wu was still angrily criticizing Cheng Jun's crimes, chattering endlessly, he swore that this was the most he had ever talked since he became a human, and his mouth was parched, but Cheng Jun, the bad guy, didn't even say a word. Yu...ah no, wait, wait, what happened to Cheng Jun's eyes?

"Hey, Jun, what's the matter with you?" Xiao Wu found Cheng Jun's body shaking, leaned back, hugged his body quickly, and became nervous, "Jun! Jun! Are you okay?"

But Cheng Jun finally rolled his eyes upwards and passed out completely.

Xiao Wu was astonished: "...you won't be scared to death by what I said! Oh no!"