The baby's father is a dolphin

Xiao Wu talked a lot with Cheng Xiaohai along the way, chattering and chattering, which completely subverted his previous cool image.Cheng Jun wiped his sweat, is this an abnormal behavior?

It was past seven o'clock when I came out of the restaurant, and I pushed and pulled with Shi Yao outside for the checkout, and the time was almost past eight o'clock.The days are long in summer, and the sun has just set at this time, but there is still no slight breeze in the reinforced concrete world, and the air inhaled into the lungs seems to be hot and sticky, without any refreshing feeling.

Cheng Jun saw that Xiao Wu's hands touched his throat subconsciously, knowing that he missed the water, he said, "Let's take a taxi and go home quickly." This way Xiao Wu can go home quickly and soak in the bathtub.

"No!" Xiao Wu glanced at Cheng Jun, took Cheng Xiaohai's hand and walked forward.

Cheng Jun: "...Are you angry?"

Cheng Jun chased after him and took the child's other hand, thinking, let's just walk and treat it as a way to digest food.

Cheng Xiaohai looked around at the two adults, and finally fixed his eyes on Xiao Wu's face, "Uncle Xiao Wu, the children in our cram school are discussing Ultraman today, and an older brother said that Ultraman is a boy, what do you think?" Yes or no?"

Xiao Wu: "No, she is a woman!"

Cheng Xiaohai and Cheng Jun were shocked at the same time: "No way!"

Cheng Junxin said, everyone on the earth knows that Bump Man is a man, Xiao Wu, your vision is really unique.

Xiao Wu: "Wearing such tight-fitting clothes, but you can't see his protruding XXX, it must be a woman."

Cheng Jun was stunned for a second, "Hahaha..." It turns out that the flaw is here. After thinking about it carefully, it is true. If it is really a man, then the close-fitting clothes are worn on the body... Hahaha...

Xiao Wu cast a sideways glance at Cheng Jun, expressionless.

Cheng Xiaohai didn't know what his father was laughing at, and asked curiously, "Uncle Xiao Wu, what is XXX?"

Just as Xiao Wu opened his mouth to say that you also have penis, Cheng Jun suddenly said loudly: "Ah, today's air is so nice, how suitable to go out for a walk, Xiao Wu, would you like to listen to me sing a song?"

Xiao Wu and Cheng Xiaohai turned their heads to stare at Cheng Jun together.

Cheng Jun blinked at Xiao Wu, and motioned him not to say such blunt words and teach the child badly, but Xiao Wu didn't respond, but Cheng Xiaohai looked around at the expressions of the two adults, and asked his father strangely: "Dad, are you right?" Discharging Uncle Xiao Wu?"

Cheng Jun: "..."

Xiao Wu looked down at the child: "What is discharge?"

Cheng Xiaohai said: "Uncle Xiaowu, people's eyes are capable of electric discharges. My elder brother Xiaoqiu said that every time the class flower in his class looks at him, he feels like being electrocuted."

Xiaoqiu is the eldest son of the couple opposite Cheng Jun's house. He is in fifth grade this year. He is a ghost and knows a lot.

"In terms of electricity, I know that there is thunder and lightning in the sky, and later I learned that the thing you use to illuminate the darkness is also called electricity, which is the same as lightning. So, what does it feel like to be struck by electricity?"

"Hmm~~~" Cheng Xiaohai raised his neck and frowned, "It is said that it is a numb feeling, heartbeat, blood pressure soaring, whole body is so weak that you can't walk, and you are unconscious."

"So powerful!" Xiao Wu's expression suddenly became serious, he pinched his chin with his free left hand, and lowered his eyes slightly, "I can't imagine that human eyes have such a strange function." He glanced at Cheng Jun, "But I didn't feel any discomfort just now!"

Cheng Jun: "..."

When he got home, Xiao Wu couldn't wait to lie down in the bathtub. As a dolphin, being out of the water for a long time in such hot weather was a torture for him.

Cheng Jun turned on the air conditioner, and the room became cool after a while.

There was no need to make dinner today, so Cheng Jun had more time to check and help Cheng Xiaohai with the homework he had done in the cram school.Cheng Xiaohai is very smart, and he is especially good at mathematics. He could only find three or four mistakes in the whole homework, and they were very simple, obviously caused by Cheng Xiaohai's own carelessness. Pick out four or five typos.

This seems to be the phenomenon of most boys, and Cheng Jun was also like this when he was a child.As a father, Cheng Jun still hopes that the child will develop in an all-round way and become a capable person in the future.

Xiao Wu didn't come out of the bathroom until he had soaked enough. Now he has learned to dry himself in the bathroom and put on pajamas before coming out. Well, he has to set an example for the children.

Cheng Xiaohai took a shower by himself, watched TV for a while, and went to bed at 09:30.

During the few days Xiao Wu was resting, apart from soaking in the water, he slept in Cheng Jun's bedroom for the rest of the sleeping time. Today, he went directly into Cheng Jun's room after taking a shower.When Cheng Jun came out of the shower, Xiao Wu had already closed one eye and fell asleep.

Cheng Jun adjusted the temperature of the air conditioner in the master bedroom to 25 degrees, glanced at the person on the bed, touched his nose embarrassingly, and carried a thin quilt to the sofa outside.

In the end, he wanted to ask Xiao Wu if he minded that Shi Yao also missed the opportunity.

After going to work the next day, Shi Yao's face was full of guilt and embarrassment, as well as being dazed and weird, "I don't know what happened, my head suddenly went blank, and when I recovered, I was already sitting in a taxi ...Hey, it was agreed that I would treat Brother Jun to dinner, but it turned out that you paid for it yourself, I am about to die of embarrassment."

Cheng Jun glanced at Xiao Wu who was swimming in the water, and patted Shi Yao with a smile, "You just started work now, you don't have a penny salary, why would you please? I don't care if you get closer to your colleagues If you really feel embarrassed, I will eat it back after you get your salary."

Shi Yao was stunned when he said this, "So newcomers don't have to invite seniors to dinner?"

Cheng Jun: "Huh?"

It turned out that Shi Yao was able to come to work here because of the director of the orphanage. Before he came to work, the director told him that he must establish a good relationship with his seniors. A newcomer should not only be diligent in work, but also take the initiative in work. It would be better to invite seniors to eat, drink and drink. If you have a good relationship with colleagues, you will be able to work like a fish in water.

Although Shi Yao is an orphan, he is different from other people. Before graduating from university, he never worked part-time jobs outside, and he has no work experience at all, because an unknown person has been sponsoring him. He called the dean to manage his pocket money. After high school, he directly transferred the pocket money to his card and let him use it freely.

Cheng Jun understood, no wonder this guy treats guests as soon as he comes up. I dare say that the words of their dean misled Shi Yao, who just entered the society, and he is not as tight as Cheng Jun imagined. He has a fixed pocket money of 2000 yuan every month. After entering the account, he didn't stop transferring the money until he entered the aquarium, and his life was no worse than that of the people he was working at.

For a moment, Cheng Jun felt that he was not ordinary self-indulgent.

Xiao Wu climbed up from the water, his hair was wet, his blue eyes were exceptionally clear, and his topless appearance was explosively sexy.

Shi Yao sighed, "Little Fifth Brother is so beautiful."

Cheng Jun frowned, "Are you gay?"

Shi Yao was startled, and waved his hands again and again: "No, no!"

Cheng Jun felt relieved, "It's better not."

Shi Yao was stunned, "Huh? Brother Jun, you mean Xiao Wu is..."

Cheng Jun raised his eyebrows, "Of course not, if so, why should I be wary of you?"

"Uh, you're right!" Straight men should be on guard.

Before the training, I routinely went to the reserve room to catch fish, but I met Luo Shengyu, who had returned from injury, and his master Lao Liu. Seeing Cheng Jun, the kid subconsciously avoided the sight of him colliding with him, and seemed to have some scruples in his heart .Lao Liu took the initiative to say hello to Cheng Jun, and when he saw the newcomer next to him, he asked a little.

Cheng Jun ignored Luo Shengyu and only introduced Shi Yao to Lao Liu.

Shi Yao is a modest and polite guy. As soon as Cheng Jun introduced him, he lowered his posture and said hello to Lao Liu. There was a pleasing cheerfulness between the handsome brows and eyes, which made Lao Liu involuntarily glance at his apprentice. In contrast, he shook his head lightly and sighed, obviously hating iron but not steel.

When he came back, he saw Xiao Wu sitting on the bank of the pool with his legs hanging in the water, and all five dolphins gathered around him, their heads sticking out of the water, with their mouths open making a high-pitched sound similar to "quack".Xiao Wu stroked the heads of the dolphins with a soft expression on his face.

"Little Brother Wu is really amazing. The dolphins seem to listen to him very much and are very close to him. It feels like there is no communication barrier between them." Shi Yao walked beside Cheng Jun with two buckets in his hands, his eyes fixed on the one in front of him. Feelings emanated from Xiao Wu.

Cheng Jun smiled, "Do you mean that Xiao Wu is better than me?"

"Ah no!" Shi Yao was shocked, "Brother Jun is also very good, you two have their own merits, I think you are both very good."

"Hahaha..." Cheng Jun found that Shi Yao was just as simple as Xiao Wu, but easier to tease than Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu glanced at the two of them, waved his hand, and the dolphins swam away.

The training of the "Double Dolphin Knight" is going on as usual. The condition of the dolphins is better than yesterday. They no longer fail every time. Although Cheng Jun still fell countless times, he also succeeded a few times. This is already a big improvement. .

Cheng Jun sat paralyzed on the ground panting, Shi Yao came over to help him pinch his shoulders, "How long will it take to practice? I think it's too hard for you to fall like this, Brother Jun."

"It doesn't matter if you don't work hard, we all rely on this to get our wages."

He fell into the water countless times, and occasionally knocked against the hard shore of the pool. Cheng Jun had already accumulated a lot of bruises, and it hurt when he took a bath at night. When Cheng Jun was training in the main hall, he saw with his own eyes that his master had practiced for four months before completely mastering the "Double Dolphin Knight". Now he has just started, and the training time is less than a month. The dolphin's understanding is high, at least it will take two months, it is enough for him to fall.

After Shi Yao pinched Cheng Jun's shoulder, he went around to help beat his leg.

Cheng Jun really thinks that Shi Yao is a good kid. How could he have received such treatment when Li Jingru was here before? He likes him more in his heart, but he is also a little worried, "Do you think it's too hard for you to retreat?"

Cheng Jun stretched his legs, and Shi Yao sat cross-legged next to his legs, holding his calf seriously with both hands, "No, it's work, it's not hard."

Cheng Jun nodded and looked at Shi Yao with admiration.

The master and apprentice said these words one after the other, suddenly a cloud of shadows enveloped them, and when they raised their heads, Xiao Wu stood in front of him expressionlessly, his blue eyes fixed on Shi Yao.

Shi Yao: "..."

Cheng Jun swallowed, why did he suddenly feel chilly?

Xiao Wu stared down at Shi Yao from above, while Shi Yao looked up at Xiao Wu in a daze.

Suddenly, Xiao Wuchong Shi Yao kept blinking his right eye.

Cheng Jun: "..."

Shi Yao:? ? ? ? ? ? ?

Cheng Jun sent Shi Yao to the cafeteria to occupy a seat, and dragged Xiao Wu to the side of the rockery, "What were you doing just now?"

Xiao Wu said: "I'm trying to discharge electricity, but it turns out that although I can turn into a human, I can't have the ability to discharge electricity from my eyes."

Cheng Jun: "..."

How can you believe what Cheng Xiaohai said?Xiao Wu, you are such a smart dolphin!

But how stupid!

Cheng Jun: "Hahaha..."

Little Five: "..."

School will start in three days, Cheng Xiaohai doesn't have to go to cram school anymore, Cheng Jun let him have fun.The couple from the opposite door, the Qin family, were on vacation on weekends and asked Cheng Xiaohai to play at their house, so Cheng Jun let the child stay at their house for two days.

After get off work on Sunday evening, Cheng Jun bought a bagful of fruit, snacks and school supplies for the two children at the opposite door, and took Cheng Xiaohai home by the way.The Qin couple have become accustomed to Cheng Jun buying things for their children every time, because even if they say no, Cheng Jun will not do it.

Reciprocating courtesy and reciprocating kindness is the way to behave in the world. No one will treat you well without asking for something in return.

Early on Monday morning, before Cheng Jun and Xiao Wu got up, Cheng Xiaohai had already finished washing.Cheng Jun yawned and went to the bathroom to wash up with his messy hair like a chicken coop, but bumped into Xiao Wu who was coming out at the door.

Xiao Wu's forehead hit Cheng Jun's chin, and the pain instantly woke Cheng Jun up from his confusion.