The baby's father is a dolphin
Chapter 39
Cheng Jun called his mother at home and asked him to send someone to pick up Zhuang Xiwen on the national highway. Although T City is not far from S City, it is winter and the roads are easy to freeze. In addition, there have been reports of two cases of robbing high-end car drivers on the national highway in the past few days. He is really worried that Zhuang Xiwen will go back alone.
But within 2 minutes after the phone call, his mother called him again and told him that Zhuang Xiwen had found a hotel in T City to stay and planned to go back tomorrow morning.
Cheng Jun was speechless and couldn't help laughing. He said he was still a brother, but after more than [-] years of acquaintance, it was the first time that he clearly knew that Zhuang Xiwen was such an awkward person. He was both irritating and ridiculous, hypocritical and naive.But forget it, since he doesn't intend to go home alone at night, then he doesn't have to worry all the time.
Xiao Wu didn't like Zhuang Xiwen, and kept nagging behind Cheng Jun, don't let that guy come to their house again in the future.After taking a shower, Cheng Jun wiped his hair while explaining to Xiao Wu his complicated relationship with Zhuang Xiwen and the dealer.
After listening to Xiao Wu, he said, "Didn't it mean that you humans are only loyal to one partner? Why did your mother separate from your father and stay with other males?"
"This problem is complicated." Cheng Jun put the towel on the chair in front of the desk, climbed onto the bed and hugged Xiao Wu in his arms, "Although it is the instinct of every creature in nature to find a partner and have sex, human beings are Emotional animals, most of the time, we look for a partner based on feelings, and once a human being enters into a legal marriage relationship with a partner, it is a matter of a lifetime. A lifetime is so long, two people live together to face All kinds of pressure and responsibilities, as well as the water chestnuts in each other’s personalities. If they can’t get along, they will probably hurt each other. To put it simply, my parents are at odds. After two or three years together, I really can’t survive. So they divorced, and then each of them found a new partner, formed a new family, and lived the life they thought was ideal. That’s it.”
Xiao Wu tilted his head to look at Cheng Jun, thought for a while, and said, "Then don't you just leave you behind?"
Cheng Jun nodded, "Yes, you just left me behind."
Xiao Wu turned around, put his arms around Cheng Jun's neck, looked at him and said, "Although it's hard to understand your so-called feelings, I found out that you are very pitiful."
Cheng Jun's host Xiao Wu's waist, "How did you find out?"
"Your parents each have a new partner and a new child. For the families on both sides, no matter how you look at it, you are redundant. Maybe your father and mother will not exclude you, but their partners and children will definitely Squeeze you out. This is the instinct of most animals in nature, that is, territorial awareness, and I can guess it without you saying it."
Cheng Jun was inexplicably sour, Xiao Wu really talked about his pain.
Xiao Wu leaned over and kissed the corner of Cheng Jun's mouth, patted his head like a dog's head, and said, "It's okay, I will give you the fatherly and motherly love you need from now on."
Cheng Jun: "..."
"Wow! What are you doing?"
Cheng Jun pulled Xiao Wu's pajamas and said, "What I need is not father's love and mother's love, I need to be A!"
"Wow! It hurts!"
On the eighth day of the first lunar month, Cheng Jun and Xiao Wu returned to work in the aquarium.
Originally, Shi Yao and Xiao Wu had to take turns feeding the dolphins during the first lunar month holiday, but Shi Yao had no family or relatives, so he didn't need to travel from house to house during the Chinese New Year, so he took on the task of feeding the dolphins alone.Cheng Jun would feed him occasionally, but Xiao Wu didn't care at all.
Cheng Jun quietly asked Xiao Wu: "Speaking of which, you are still the same kind, why don't you care about them?"
Xiao Wu said while changing clothes: "They are not baby dolphins, besides, don't they have Shi Yao?"
"It seems that you also trust Shi Yao now."
"Well, after getting along with him, I found that he is really nice."
This is a phenomenon that makes Cheng Jun feel gratified.
After the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, Cheng Xiaohai started school, and Cheng Jun received a fucking call that night after he signed up for him, asking him why he didn't tell her about his grandmother's grave relocation.Cheng Jun guessed that Zhuang Xiwen must have told his mother after returning home, he was amused, this kid doesn't look like a selfish person, why is his mouth so smelly, just like Xiao Wu said, like a sea snake.
But Cheng Jun finally rejected his mother's decision to arrange this matter with full authority. He and his grandmother depended on each other for life, and the grandmother was his responsibility. They were not allowed to intervene in the burial, and now they still don't want to.
He Shumei couldn't resist Cheng Jun, so she had to give up.
After hanging up the phone, Cheng Jun then called the village head of Fish Bay to ask if there was anyone whose hilltop had not been requisitioned. He wanted to buy a grave for his grandmother.The village head said that he didn't know the situation of each family for a while, so he had to inquire.Cheng Jun entrusted this matter to him, hoping to help him find a suitable place.
At the end of the first month, Cheng Jun asked his mother to go to the Immigration 1 Bureau to receive the resettlement fund for grandma, together with the real estate and land property, 1 million.Cheng Jun saved 130 million regular deposits, and spent part of the rest to buy an insurance for Cheng Xiaohai, and asked friends to help him invest the rest.
Li Jingru, who got married on National Day last year, received good news. One and a half months pregnant, Si Chen was overjoyed and went to the aquarium to invite Cheng Jun and the others to hang out at night. My wife and adults relieve boredom.
In order to take care of pregnant women, everyone stopped going to bars or KTV, but chose the night market by the Pearl River for supper.
Xiao Wu didn't know about Li Jingru's pregnancy yet. After sitting down at the supper shop, he saw Xu Fangfei and the others congratulating Li Jingru and Si Chen before he understood, so he said unexpectedly: "So Xiao Li, you are going to give birth!"
Everyone: "..."
There was a drop of cold sweat on Cheng Jun's forehead, and he was about to smooth things over for Xiao Wu when he heard him say disappointedly: "Eh? This joke is not funny!"
Cheng Jun was taken aback for a moment, and then saw everyone showing "so it was like this" expressions, he let out a sigh of relief, Xiao Wu really made him sweat.
"Let me touch it, I really think it's incredible." Xu Fangfei touched Li Jingru's belly admiringly, and couldn't believe that a child was already conceived in her belly.
Gao Shengping teased Xu Fangfei while picking up vegetables for Lan Xin, "I said Manager Xu, you are about the same age as Cheng Jun, look at Xiao Li, you are going to be a mother now, you are still single, you should be anxious ah!"
Lan Xin gave Gao Shengping a kidnapping, and glared at him again.Xu Fangfei can play two months longer than Cheng Jun. Cheng Jun turned 28 at the end of September last year, and she was already 28 at the end of July. Speaking of which, she has been included in the team of leftover women. Gao Shengping spoke out in front of so many people, Didn't this embarrass Xu Fangfei?
Gao Shengping realized after being glared at by his girlfriend that even if Dang was embarrassed, it was not easy to say anything. If Xu Fangfei was concerned about this situation, he would only talk more and more uncomfortable.
Who knew that Xu Fangfei looked at Gao Shengping and the two, burst out laughing, poured herself a glass of beer, and said, "I'm not in a hurry, I have several college seniors, all of whom are in their thirties and haven't married yet. Well, don't worry."
Lan Xin saw that she didn't mind, so she relaxed a little, and gently persuaded: "But you should think about it, if you don't plan to be single forever."
Holding the beer mug, Xu Fangfei was silent for a while, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, and said: "There is someone I like, but I'm too stupid, I never knew I liked him." After finishing speaking, she drank all the beer in one go.
One sentence caused an uproar in the audience, and everyone asked her who she was.
Xiao Wu leaned into Cheng Jun's ear and whispered, "Has this woman finally awakened her love for love?"
Cheng Jun: "..."
In the midst of the indiscriminate bombardment by the crowd, Xu Fangfei kept his mouth shut and at the same time glanced at Cheng Jun, but was spotted by the sharp-eyed but honest Li Liang.
Li Hao asked Xu Fangfei curiously, "What do you think Cheng Jun is doing?"
Shi Yao was drinking beer, he spit it out when he heard the words, luckily he turned his head in time, and all the beer was sprayed on the ground.He wiped his mouth, turned his head and shook Cheng Jun's shoulder, "Brother Jun, someone likes you!"
Cheng Jun was peeling the mussel shells for Xiao Wu, and Shi Yao made him dizzy, "Ah? What?"
"Dead Shi Yao, what nonsense are you talking about?" Xu Fangfei grabbed the big snail in front of her and threw it at Shi Yao's head. She blushed, and she didn't know whether it was from drinking or something else.
So all the smart people understood, leaving only Cheng Jun, Li Liang and Xiao Wu completely confused about the situation.
Shi Yao was begged for mercy by Xu Fangfei, and the others knew it well, considering that Xu Fangfei was a thin-skinned woman, they didn't maliciously expose it, but Li Jingru took a look at Cheng Jun and Xiao Wu, then shook her head with a regretful expression.
Gao Shengping also sighed and said: "I finally understand, that guy is not ordinary stupid, Manager Xu, you have to wait."
Yang Yang nodded, glanced at Li Liang, and said with empathy: "It's really hard to like stupid men."
Xiao Wu buried his head in eating oysters, which was his favorite food besides fish, so Cheng Jun brought the whole plate of oysters to Xiao Wu, and graciously picked out the meat in the shell for him.After hearing Gao Shengping's words, he said without raising his head: "Manager Xu, if you want to find a man who is smarter, who can make money, is considerate of you, and understands romance, find someone who is stupid and stupid, who doesn't understand What are you thinking in your heart, you must be so angry."
Xu Fangfei gritted her teeth and glared at Cheng Jun, twisting a pair of chopsticks in her hand, almost wanting to break their rhythm, "I'm so angry now!"
Cheng Jun and Xiao Wu raised their heads at the same time, "Huh?"
Everyone: "Hey!"
But within 2 minutes after the phone call, his mother called him again and told him that Zhuang Xiwen had found a hotel in T City to stay and planned to go back tomorrow morning.
Cheng Jun was speechless and couldn't help laughing. He said he was still a brother, but after more than [-] years of acquaintance, it was the first time that he clearly knew that Zhuang Xiwen was such an awkward person. He was both irritating and ridiculous, hypocritical and naive.But forget it, since he doesn't intend to go home alone at night, then he doesn't have to worry all the time.
Xiao Wu didn't like Zhuang Xiwen, and kept nagging behind Cheng Jun, don't let that guy come to their house again in the future.After taking a shower, Cheng Jun wiped his hair while explaining to Xiao Wu his complicated relationship with Zhuang Xiwen and the dealer.
After listening to Xiao Wu, he said, "Didn't it mean that you humans are only loyal to one partner? Why did your mother separate from your father and stay with other males?"
"This problem is complicated." Cheng Jun put the towel on the chair in front of the desk, climbed onto the bed and hugged Xiao Wu in his arms, "Although it is the instinct of every creature in nature to find a partner and have sex, human beings are Emotional animals, most of the time, we look for a partner based on feelings, and once a human being enters into a legal marriage relationship with a partner, it is a matter of a lifetime. A lifetime is so long, two people live together to face All kinds of pressure and responsibilities, as well as the water chestnuts in each other’s personalities. If they can’t get along, they will probably hurt each other. To put it simply, my parents are at odds. After two or three years together, I really can’t survive. So they divorced, and then each of them found a new partner, formed a new family, and lived the life they thought was ideal. That’s it.”
Xiao Wu tilted his head to look at Cheng Jun, thought for a while, and said, "Then don't you just leave you behind?"
Cheng Jun nodded, "Yes, you just left me behind."
Xiao Wu turned around, put his arms around Cheng Jun's neck, looked at him and said, "Although it's hard to understand your so-called feelings, I found out that you are very pitiful."
Cheng Jun's host Xiao Wu's waist, "How did you find out?"
"Your parents each have a new partner and a new child. For the families on both sides, no matter how you look at it, you are redundant. Maybe your father and mother will not exclude you, but their partners and children will definitely Squeeze you out. This is the instinct of most animals in nature, that is, territorial awareness, and I can guess it without you saying it."
Cheng Jun was inexplicably sour, Xiao Wu really talked about his pain.
Xiao Wu leaned over and kissed the corner of Cheng Jun's mouth, patted his head like a dog's head, and said, "It's okay, I will give you the fatherly and motherly love you need from now on."
Cheng Jun: "..."
"Wow! What are you doing?"
Cheng Jun pulled Xiao Wu's pajamas and said, "What I need is not father's love and mother's love, I need to be A!"
"Wow! It hurts!"
On the eighth day of the first lunar month, Cheng Jun and Xiao Wu returned to work in the aquarium.
Originally, Shi Yao and Xiao Wu had to take turns feeding the dolphins during the first lunar month holiday, but Shi Yao had no family or relatives, so he didn't need to travel from house to house during the Chinese New Year, so he took on the task of feeding the dolphins alone.Cheng Jun would feed him occasionally, but Xiao Wu didn't care at all.
Cheng Jun quietly asked Xiao Wu: "Speaking of which, you are still the same kind, why don't you care about them?"
Xiao Wu said while changing clothes: "They are not baby dolphins, besides, don't they have Shi Yao?"
"It seems that you also trust Shi Yao now."
"Well, after getting along with him, I found that he is really nice."
This is a phenomenon that makes Cheng Jun feel gratified.
After the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, Cheng Xiaohai started school, and Cheng Jun received a fucking call that night after he signed up for him, asking him why he didn't tell her about his grandmother's grave relocation.Cheng Jun guessed that Zhuang Xiwen must have told his mother after returning home, he was amused, this kid doesn't look like a selfish person, why is his mouth so smelly, just like Xiao Wu said, like a sea snake.
But Cheng Jun finally rejected his mother's decision to arrange this matter with full authority. He and his grandmother depended on each other for life, and the grandmother was his responsibility. They were not allowed to intervene in the burial, and now they still don't want to.
He Shumei couldn't resist Cheng Jun, so she had to give up.
After hanging up the phone, Cheng Jun then called the village head of Fish Bay to ask if there was anyone whose hilltop had not been requisitioned. He wanted to buy a grave for his grandmother.The village head said that he didn't know the situation of each family for a while, so he had to inquire.Cheng Jun entrusted this matter to him, hoping to help him find a suitable place.
At the end of the first month, Cheng Jun asked his mother to go to the Immigration 1 Bureau to receive the resettlement fund for grandma, together with the real estate and land property, 1 million.Cheng Jun saved 130 million regular deposits, and spent part of the rest to buy an insurance for Cheng Xiaohai, and asked friends to help him invest the rest.
Li Jingru, who got married on National Day last year, received good news. One and a half months pregnant, Si Chen was overjoyed and went to the aquarium to invite Cheng Jun and the others to hang out at night. My wife and adults relieve boredom.
In order to take care of pregnant women, everyone stopped going to bars or KTV, but chose the night market by the Pearl River for supper.
Xiao Wu didn't know about Li Jingru's pregnancy yet. After sitting down at the supper shop, he saw Xu Fangfei and the others congratulating Li Jingru and Si Chen before he understood, so he said unexpectedly: "So Xiao Li, you are going to give birth!"
Everyone: "..."
There was a drop of cold sweat on Cheng Jun's forehead, and he was about to smooth things over for Xiao Wu when he heard him say disappointedly: "Eh? This joke is not funny!"
Cheng Jun was taken aback for a moment, and then saw everyone showing "so it was like this" expressions, he let out a sigh of relief, Xiao Wu really made him sweat.
"Let me touch it, I really think it's incredible." Xu Fangfei touched Li Jingru's belly admiringly, and couldn't believe that a child was already conceived in her belly.
Gao Shengping teased Xu Fangfei while picking up vegetables for Lan Xin, "I said Manager Xu, you are about the same age as Cheng Jun, look at Xiao Li, you are going to be a mother now, you are still single, you should be anxious ah!"
Lan Xin gave Gao Shengping a kidnapping, and glared at him again.Xu Fangfei can play two months longer than Cheng Jun. Cheng Jun turned 28 at the end of September last year, and she was already 28 at the end of July. Speaking of which, she has been included in the team of leftover women. Gao Shengping spoke out in front of so many people, Didn't this embarrass Xu Fangfei?
Gao Shengping realized after being glared at by his girlfriend that even if Dang was embarrassed, it was not easy to say anything. If Xu Fangfei was concerned about this situation, he would only talk more and more uncomfortable.
Who knew that Xu Fangfei looked at Gao Shengping and the two, burst out laughing, poured herself a glass of beer, and said, "I'm not in a hurry, I have several college seniors, all of whom are in their thirties and haven't married yet. Well, don't worry."
Lan Xin saw that she didn't mind, so she relaxed a little, and gently persuaded: "But you should think about it, if you don't plan to be single forever."
Holding the beer mug, Xu Fangfei was silent for a while, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, and said: "There is someone I like, but I'm too stupid, I never knew I liked him." After finishing speaking, she drank all the beer in one go.
One sentence caused an uproar in the audience, and everyone asked her who she was.
Xiao Wu leaned into Cheng Jun's ear and whispered, "Has this woman finally awakened her love for love?"
Cheng Jun: "..."
In the midst of the indiscriminate bombardment by the crowd, Xu Fangfei kept his mouth shut and at the same time glanced at Cheng Jun, but was spotted by the sharp-eyed but honest Li Liang.
Li Hao asked Xu Fangfei curiously, "What do you think Cheng Jun is doing?"
Shi Yao was drinking beer, he spit it out when he heard the words, luckily he turned his head in time, and all the beer was sprayed on the ground.He wiped his mouth, turned his head and shook Cheng Jun's shoulder, "Brother Jun, someone likes you!"
Cheng Jun was peeling the mussel shells for Xiao Wu, and Shi Yao made him dizzy, "Ah? What?"
"Dead Shi Yao, what nonsense are you talking about?" Xu Fangfei grabbed the big snail in front of her and threw it at Shi Yao's head. She blushed, and she didn't know whether it was from drinking or something else.
So all the smart people understood, leaving only Cheng Jun, Li Liang and Xiao Wu completely confused about the situation.
Shi Yao was begged for mercy by Xu Fangfei, and the others knew it well, considering that Xu Fangfei was a thin-skinned woman, they didn't maliciously expose it, but Li Jingru took a look at Cheng Jun and Xiao Wu, then shook her head with a regretful expression.
Gao Shengping also sighed and said: "I finally understand, that guy is not ordinary stupid, Manager Xu, you have to wait."
Yang Yang nodded, glanced at Li Liang, and said with empathy: "It's really hard to like stupid men."
Xiao Wu buried his head in eating oysters, which was his favorite food besides fish, so Cheng Jun brought the whole plate of oysters to Xiao Wu, and graciously picked out the meat in the shell for him.After hearing Gao Shengping's words, he said without raising his head: "Manager Xu, if you want to find a man who is smarter, who can make money, is considerate of you, and understands romance, find someone who is stupid and stupid, who doesn't understand What are you thinking in your heart, you must be so angry."
Xu Fangfei gritted her teeth and glared at Cheng Jun, twisting a pair of chopsticks in her hand, almost wanting to break their rhythm, "I'm so angry now!"
Cheng Jun and Xiao Wu raised their heads at the same time, "Huh?"
Everyone: "Hey!"
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