The baby's father is a dolphin

Besides, Chou Chou, after entering the bathroom, he didn't know how to make it convenient.The reason is that Chou Chou lived in Li Liang's house before, and later lived in Cheng Jun's house, and worked in the aquarium. In the three places he came into contact with, the toilets in the bathrooms were squatting.But there is no squatting toilet in the restroom of the restaurant, only sitting toilet and standing urinal. He has never seen such a toilet, so he doesn't know how to use it.

Please forgive a fish who has just come to the human world, so shallow and so stupid.

After searching the whole bathroom, he couldn't find a squat toilet, so Chou Chou studied the urinal while holding back his urine, but after looking at it for a long time, he couldn't understand what it was, so he wanted to go out to find Cheng Jun.

Coincidentally, Meng Qi walked in again after confirming that this was the men's bathroom.

Looking at each other, Chou Chou smiled pleasantly, pointed at the urinal and asked Meng Qi, "Hey, can you teach me how to use this thing?"

Meng Qi looked at the urinal, then at Chou Chou, who had long hair and was dressed in women's clothes. He looked very beautiful, but he didn't frown or be amazed. Just asking this question to this woman, he had already divided her in his heart. For neurosis.

Do normal people communicate with psychopaths?

will not.

Meng Qi didn't say anything, just took Chou Chou's arm, pulled him out and pushed him to the door of the girls' room, then turned around and went back to the men's bathroom, untied his belt and began to urinate.

Chou Chou was a little confused by Meng Qi's actions, he couldn't hold it anymore, that man not only didn't answer his question, but also pushed him out, isn't that obviously bullying him?The waiter said that this is the men's restroom. He was male when he was a fish, and he is also a man when he becomes a human. Why is he not allowed to excrete in the men's restroom!

Chouchou, who had recovered, became angry immediately, and broke into the men's bathroom again in two steps in three steps.Hey, it just so happened that the man was standing in front of the urinal holding his penis, and a stream of liquid shot out of his penis was making a splashing sound.

Chou Chou suddenly realized that this was the case!

The originally soaring anger disappeared immediately, and Chouchou immediately ran to the empty urinal next to Meng Qi, pulled up his skirt, pulled down his panties a little to expose his penis, and began to release it impatiently.

Meng Qi had noticed it since Chou Chou entered the door again, but he was very calm, urinating as he wanted, but just as he was about to pull up his trousers after urinating, he was surprised to see the woman running to the urinal next to him, Lifting up the short skirt and taking off the underwear with lightning speed, then, the clear and slender jet of water draws a beautiful arc in the air as if shot out by a spray gun, and sprinkles it into the urinal accurately ...

Meng Qi: Σ(°△°|||)︴It turned out to be a mermaid.

Meng Qi hurriedly washed his hands and left the bathroom, then returned to the private room in a daze.He has stayed abroad for several years, and has visited Thailand countless times. He is no stranger to ladyboys, but he always has a psychological resistance.

"What's the matter, Senior Brother Meng?" Cheng Jun ordered the dishes that Xiao Wu and the child wanted to eat, and brought the menu to Meng Qi. He found that his expression was uneasy, and he was worried and asked curiously. He just went to the toilet. That's all, why is his face so ugly.

Meng Qi loosened his tie and returned to his usual expression, "It's nothing."

Cheng Jun didn't care, he just thought he was a little tired from being busy with the Mermaid Bay land recently, so he said: "Then you order, your niece must wait for you to order."

Meng Qi took the menu and stroked the head of the little girl next to him, with doting eyes.

Cheng Jun looked at his watch and stood up, "Brother, sit down for a while, I have a younger brother who came with me, I'll go out and have a look."

Meng Qi raised his head in surprise, "You still have a younger brother?"

Cheng Jun was a little embarrassed, "Uh, to be precise, it's Xiaowu's younger brother. They both live in my house now. When we first came here, we were together, and he went to the bathroom because he was in a hurry to urinate." Speaking of this, Cheng Jun seemed to remember Something like, "Oh, speaking of it, brother, you went to the bathroom just now, did you see a boy? He looks good."

Meng Qi shook his head, "I didn't see it." The man didn't see it, but the shemale did.

At this time, several dishes that Cheng Jun had ordered in advance had already been served, including fried fish with thyme, grilled fish with lemon savory mint, and herring with salt and pepper. noodle.In addition, there are ugly shrimps that Chou Chou likes to eat, Kung Pao Shrimp Balls, Garlic Shrimp with Open Back, Braised Prawns with Red Wine and Onions.

Both animals like it!

But Chou Chou went to the toilet for so long and hasn't come back yet.

Cheng Jun suddenly became a little anxious. That idiot Chou Chou has never been to other places except his home and the aquarium so far, so he must not get lost.He walked around Xiao Wu's back, his footsteps were a little hurried.But as soon as he opened the door of the box, he saw Chouchou coming from the front left.

Cheng Jun breathed a sigh of relief, and waved at Chou Chou, "This way!"

Chou Chou, who was looking around, saw Cheng Jun smiling, and ran over.

Entering the private room, Meng Qi and Chou Chou were stunned when they met each other's eyes.

Meng Qi was shocked that Cheng Jun had a younger brother who was a monster. For a while, he didn't know whether to follow his heart and continue to hate this person, or to change his mentality for Cheng Jun's sake.On the other hand, Chou Chou had a look of contempt and anger that this poor man actually bullied him.

Xiao Wu was tired of being with the children, so he didn't notice the weird atmosphere between Chou Chou and Meng Qi, but Cheng Jun was different, he noticed the strangeness almost the moment the two people looked at each other, and looked at it again. With Chou Chou's woman's clothes, she understood everything.

"Cough, senior brother, his name is Clown Cheng. I guess you must... have seen it before, but don't get me wrong, this kid is a real man, but he is very stupid and can't tell the difference between men's clothes and women's clothes. He wore the wrong clothes this morning. Clothes." Letting a normal man see a woman peeing standing up in the men's bathroom, it is probably quite a shock.Cheng Jun was a little embarrassed. Speaking of which, he was to blame.

Meng Qi had an expression of "So that's how it is", and finally let go of a tangled matter in his heart, but the name "Cheng Clown" is really strange.He stood up and stretched out his hand to Chouchou, "I was very embarrassed just now, I thought you were a woman, so I took you to the door of the women's bathroom. Sorry!"

When Cheng Jun heard it, he almost laughed out loud, it seems that these two people had a scene in the bathroom, "Chou Chou, this is my senior brother from my university, and also a good brother, his name is Meng Qi, you can call him Big Brother Meng. "

"Oh!" Chou Chou understood, it turned out that they mistook him for a female, no wonder they pushed him out of the men's bathroom.Well, since it was a misunderstanding, stop blaming others for bullying him.

But why did he keep reaching out to him?

Chou Chou looked at Meng Qi inquisitively, but Meng Qi was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand a little higher.

Chou Chou didn't know why, so he accidentally saw three dishes of his favorite shrimp on the table, so he tremblingly grabbed a shrimp ball and put it in Meng Qi's palm, "I don't blame you for what happened just now. .I’ll give you a prawn ball, so don’t raise your hands. You’re very tired. If you want to eat, grab it yourself. Although these prawns are all ordered for me, I won’t be stingy.”

Meng Qi: "..."

Cheng Jun: Puff——puff—hahaha...

During the meal, Xiao Wu and Chou Chou, Cheng Xiaohai and Meng Qi's niece Hu Xin, the two children all focused on the food. Only Cheng Jun and Meng Qi talked about their current private lives while eating.

Cheng Jun's current situation was already in front of Meng Qi's eyes, a small house, three big men, one small and four men, living a peaceful life with occasional turmoil, and it was relatively warm without being rich or powerful.Meng Qi is different, the family business is big, he is the only heir, his parents have given him great hopes, and there are a lot of demands, but Meng Qi doesn't like their way, he always thinks about it. do it yourself.For this reason, there were many conflicts between the two fathers and sons. The mother saw it in her eyes and was anxious in her heart, and neither of them gave a good face when trying to persuade them. The house was often dark and gloomy. Meng Qi didn't like to go back, and stayed in T city all the time. In his sister's house, only his sister was on his side.

Cheng Jun comforted Meng Qi, "Don't be so stubborn, you still have to take care of the family business. After all, it is your father's hard work. He is only your son. Who do you expect from you?"

Meng Qi drank half a glass of beer and nodded, "I understand that, so I just asked him to give me another ten years to try my best. Regardless of whether I can make achievements in the future, I will go back and pick him up." Ben. The problem is that he refuses to agree, insists that I immediately go to the head office as the general manager, and forces me to get married." He spread his hands, "Do you think I can accept it?"

Meng Qi just wanted to do it by himself, not to leave the Meng family. What he wanted to experience was the satisfaction and sense of accomplishment of starting his own business, just like his father was so energetic and ambitious back then.It's a pity that no matter how old the children are, they are still children in the eyes of their parents. They always worry that the children are not mature enough or strong enough, and that they will not be able to fly by themselves, so they try their best to create good conditions for them, especially those like Meng Qi. family.His father came through hardships, so he naturally didn't want his offspring to continue to suffer, so he framed Meng Qi according to what he wanted in his heart. In this way, conflicts naturally arose.

If the two generations cannot understand each other, there will only be a cold war.

Cheng Jun wiped his mouth, thought for a while, and nodded, "I also think it's time for you to get married."

Meng Qi said, "Don't be kidding."

Cheng Jun said, "Don't you have a girlfriend?"

Meng Qi poured another glass of beer, "In name, there is no real communication, the old man forced it to me."

Cheng Jun understood, no wonder he had a reticent expression when we talked about it last time, it turned out that he didn't feel for others, "Then you don't see each other often, doesn't that woman complain about you?"

It may be that Cheng Jun doesn't like relationships with women, or it may be because his parents divorced early. Cheng Jun subconsciously has a little curiosity about the love and marriage relationship between men and women, which makes him seem a little gossip at this time.

Meng Qi had nothing to hide in front of him, and said frankly, "She doesn't have any feelings for me, it's just the parents of the two families making their own decisions."

But Meng Qi admired that young lady very much.Like Meng Qi's family, their family is also siblings.Her father came from a town in X County. He was a small official in the early years, and later resigned to start a business. Because of his courage and accumulated some contacts, he became rich overnight.

People in County X have a particularly serious patriarchal thought. Her father doesn't like girls, he only likes sons, so he treats her brother better than her.But fortunately, the family had money, so they didn't treat her badly.This young lady has a keen mind. Since she was a child, she knew that her father treated her siblings differently, so she kept studying hard without saying a word. After graduating from university, she didn't join her own company. Instead, she went to work for others. Two years later, the clothes she designed became a blockbuster, and two years later she started to organize the first fashion store belonging to her personal brand, and began to expand the branches in the next year... From her graduation to now, she has owned four or five stores founded by her. Brand stores with total assets of over [-] million yuan.

What a wonderful woman!

Cheng Jun thought so.

Meng Qi couldn't drive after drinking, so Cheng Jun drove him and his niece home.A car with four adults and two children is not too crowded. Xiao Wu sits in the co-pilot, and Chou Chou and Meng Qi sit in the back with their two children.

Cheng Jun is very familiar with T City, Meng Qi reported a place name, and he knew the old road.

In the back seat, Chou Chou and Meng Qi sat on both sides, and the two children sat in the middle. Since they were both in the calligraphy class, the two children had a lot of topics to talk about, and they were chatting all the way.

Cheng Xiaohai said: "Hu Xin, you can visit my house next time. My father cooks delicious food. If you come to play, I will let him eat egg pudding for you. How about it?"

Hu Xin had two braids, a cute round face, and a bit like Meng Qi between his brows, and his voice was sweet and crisp, "Okay, but I have to ask my mother, she promised me to go before I can go."

Cheng Xiaohai said, "Is your mother in charge of your family?"

Hu Xin nodded, "Well, our mother is the biggest. What about your family?"

Cheng Xiaohai said: "In our family, my father used to be the oldest, but now Uncle Xiaowu is the oldest."

Hu Xin snorted, "Our family is ranked in order, mother, me, and finally father, how about you?"

Cheng Xiaohai looked at the two adults in the front seat, then at Chou Chou beside him, and said, "Our ranking is me, Uncle Xiaowu, Dad, and finally Uncle Clown."

Chou Chou was surprised, "Why am I at the bottom?"

Cheng Xiaohai said: "Because you are the stupidest! You don't even know the etiquette of shaking hands, and you gave Uncle Meng a shrimp. I laughed so hard."

Chou Chou endured and endured, gritted his teeth, "Brat, if I hadn't raised you back then, would you have grown up so big? You even called me stupid! So what can you do if you are smart? Are you as capable as me? Can I... ..."

"Chou clown!" Cheng Jun turned his head and gave Chou Chou a hard look, "If you're so stupid, believe it or not, I'll throw you out of the car!"

Chou Chou trembled from the yelling, belatedly glanced at Meng Qi, stuck out his tongue, and was too guilty to speak.

The red tip of the tongue was withdrawn instantly like a flash in the pan.

Meng Qi let out a "squeamish" sound in his heart, and then raised his eyebrows.