As long as you are obedient, my mouth will be tight. "Pu Nana really didn't inherit one-tenth of her father's IQ.
"Then... are you going home tonight?" The little woman bit her lips lightly, her big eyes drooping uneasily.Li Zaiyuan's frequency of going home once a month is quite high, and even if he goes back, he will not have sex with her. How can the young lady who is so charming and trusting in her years endure the loneliness of being alone in her empty boudoir?
Li Zaiyuan hooked the corners of his lips: "Return, how can you not return?" Your father just warned me that even if you put on a face, you have to go back and live for two days.
June NO.13, Team M flew to China to record a talk show.Several people faded away from the state of not being able to speak well when they first debuted two months ago, and gradually adapted to the atmosphere of the program recording.
After saying hello, they sat down one by one. The host said some routines as usual to let them relax and then asked: "Everyone is so handsome. When you were studying, you should be famous in school, right? Are there any school girls among you?"
Everyone laughed, Wu Yifan said that Lu Han should be, Lu Xiaocao said modestly: "No, no. It's just that some girls will come and watch when we play football."
As soon as the host heard that there was something interesting, he hurriedly chased after the victory: "Is it just to watch the football? You should have received a lot of love letters?" Jin Shiyu sat on the edge and looked at him and smiled. Didn't he molested little girls less in his youth?
Lu Xiaocao quickly said no, glanced to the side, and met the child's playful eyes, and suddenly felt guilty in his stomach.Because of the language barrier, Bian Boxian was slow to react, and when he heard the translator, he immediately pointed to the one next to him: "We Shiyu go back to the dormitory from school every day, and the love letters alone can fill a schoolbag."
Now someone is not guilty anymore, all my bad things are in the past tense, you and that Quan Minxi are still in the same school!Thinking about it this way, my waist straightened a lot.
Seeing the obvious change in Lu Xiaocao's expression, Jin Xiaocao secretly thought it was funny, this person is simply too childish.Faced with this kind of problem with obvious directional content and ambiguous content, the 17-year-old boy can only pretend to be shy in front of the camera, after all, he is still very pure in the eyes of fans.
The page of the school draft and the love letter has been uncovered.
The subsequent interviews were conducted in the form of mini-games. The host asked some questions, and the members of the M team wrote the answers on the answer board. The answer with the highest similarity was used as the standard, and the member with the most wrong answers was finally punished.
The first question asks who is the most narcissistic.There are not many celebrities who are not narcissistic. Almost all of them are the kind of people who have to look at things that reflect in the mirror. They are good-looking and they like to admire them.Jin Shiyu especially wanted to write about a certain school girl, but considering that the bruise on his waist hadn't disappeared, he wrote 'everyone'.This is a matter of sincerity, but the final answer is 'no' the most, the children think that you are not guilty of your heart?That's fine with Minshuo, Luhan, you're so embarrassed to write.
The second question asked about Zhang Yixing's catchphrase. Although everyone's answers were different, because Xingge had many catchphrases, they were all correct.
The third question asked who among the members had the most interesting events, four votes for Brother Xing, three votes for Tao, and between siblings, so they were all right.
The fourth question asked what color Fan’s mouthwash cup was. Jin Shiyu recalled it for a long time but couldn’t figure it out. Has this brother ever used a mouthwash cup?Just wrote three characters 'don't know'.Lu Han is the funniest, he obviously didn't know, and made up one for someone, with the word 'red' written on it.As a result, Brother Fan said: "I don't need a mouthwash cup." Everyone else wrote 'no need' or 'never seen', only Lu Yu was shot.
The fifth question asked Tao what his favorite snack was. Because this student has a wide range of hobbies, everyone answered all of them correctly.
The last question is: If you could turn into a small animal, what kind of animal do you think the member on your right would turn into?
Arranged according to the order of the queue, Wu Yifan said to Zhang Yixing: "Rabbit." Because he looks white and tender.
Brother Xing said to Lu Han: "Deer." At the end he added: "A real deer."
Luhan said that Xiumin can't be transformed into an animal, but has to be transformed into food, buns are more suitable.
Xiumin said Baekhyun: "Is Pikachu an animal?" Brother Lu patted his legs beside him and laughed like crazy.
It was Baekhyun's turn to say to Tao: "Leopard, because he likes to wear leopard prints very much, so I guess he really wants to become this kind of animal." The crowd couldn't help laughing.
Huang Zitao smiled helplessly, while pretending to look at Jin Shiyu: "Giraffe." The host asked why he and Luhan were of the same race. "Because he's tall and has a long neck." Is that true?
The child opened his answer board, and it read: "Tiger." The host caught the hot spot again: "Is it because he is usually fierce to you?"
He shook his head: "No. It's because Brother Fan has always wanted to be king."...
After the question and answer, the monkey children spontaneously started answering the questions. The host sat beside them, thinking it was funny and cute, which was very worry-free.In the end, Jin Shiyu was punished for answering two questions wrong. I don't know if it was bad luck or what happened. He usually loses in games.
The punishment is to tell the truth and let the remaining members ask questions.Others say that our team members are very honest, there are no secrets, and there is no need to ask.Baekhyun was the only one with malicious intentions: "Which one of our EXO-M brothers do you like the most?"
Without even thinking about it, Jin Shiyu replied, "You."
"Really?" Byun Baekhyun smiled and squinted at him, lying is not a good boy~
The host smiled and asked, "Why do you like Baekhyun the most? Don't you like other members?"
"Actually, I like every brother in our EXO, because Baekhyun asked me expectantly, so I chose him." The answer to the question was true and false.But the host doesn't care so much, as long as the program is interesting and watchable, it can be called a flower.
After that, there is a small game "Copy is not out of shape", which is never tired of playing. The first member looks at the idiom on the question board and describes it to the next member with body language. What kind of idiom is this.
Considering that Jin Shiyu is a foreigner, Huang Zitao felt that guessing the idioms would be better done by himself, a serious descendant of the dragon, so he offered to change seats with him.The child felt that in his previous life he had graduated from university anyway, and although he was a science major, it was not a problem to guess a few idioms, so he firmly shook his head and said no.
The first idiom started from Wu Yifan's side. This person first spread his left hand, then his right hand, and then shrugged his shoulders in embarrassment when he saw the two hands. The performance was quite vivid.When it came to Brother Xing, it seemed to be a bit out of shape. He stretched out his left hand, grabbed his right hand and threw it out. Don't be too easy to guess about "magic magic".By the time Jin Shiyu was there, the birds were about to appear.But "magic magic" is not an idiom. Is there a more advanced expression for this kind of activity?Become a living person?unpredictable?After thinking about it, he hesitated and said, "Superb?"
The host shook his head and said it was wrong, but he did not forget to express his appreciation for Jin Shiyu's Chinese proficiency. "You watch Kris perform again."
Brother Fan did it again obediently, the child thought for a long time and still couldn't remember what idiom it was, but Huang Zitao shouted out: "A dilemma!"
Because this question is regarded as a loser, complaining that Brother Guitao has been complaining all the time, and it is all because he did not change seats that led to this result.But Xiaoer was determined to win the game back, and he still stuck to his position at the beginning of the second round.Fortunately, this time it is passed from him backwards, which is relatively simple.The second idiom is 'with affection'.
He first pointed to his own eyes with two fingers, then looked at Huang Zitao with an affectionate gesture, compared a heart with his hands, and circled his eyes.What a vivid 'passionate'!
Brother Tao was a little embarrassed to see the child's youthful face, he was stunned for a moment, and only after reading it twice did he realize.Under such a vivid performance, he still couldn't resist the information transmission getting further and further away, and when he got to Wu Yifan's place, it had already become: "Telescope?"
The host said that there were a total of two questions, and it would be too embarrassing to guess one of them incorrectly. Give another chance and let Jin Shiyu perform it again.
This time Brother Fan blurted out without hesitation: "Lovely!"
Afterwards, everyone talked about some of their hard experiences as trainees, and it can be regarded as a successful completion of this recording task.
Team NO.15M still has an announcement in China, but tomorrow the crew of "Medical" will have a make-up photo shoot, so Jin Shiyu rushed back to Korea overnight by himself, and other members of Team M stayed in China to wait for him.
Set makeup
NO.13 In the evening, the plane rushed back to South Korea overnight. When we returned to the M team’s dormitory, the room was empty. Several people at the door had announced that the room was also empty.
Jin Shiyu took a shower, and lay on the bed alone, tossing and turning, unable to sleep. This was the first time since he and Luhan confirmed their relationship that they were separated so far.Turned sideways, lying on the side where Lu Han usually sleeps, the smell of him still lingers on the pillow, smelling it like this made me miss it even more.He took out his phone and was about to send a text message, but he received one with two dings. "Sleeping yet?" (Luhan)
How can I sleep without you?She smiled and dialed the phone directly: "Why didn't you sleep?"
"I can't sleep because of what you're thinking..." Luhan held his phone and smiled ripplingly, and Zhang Yixing's voice came from beside him: "Both of you, pay attention to influence, there are other people in this room!"
Jin Shiyu was lying on the bed, with a lingering voice of sleepiness: "Brother Xing is still so confident in occupying the magpie's nest?" After two seconds of silence, he said: "...I miss you too...sing to me..."
Over there, Zhang Yixing estimates
"Then... are you going home tonight?" The little woman bit her lips lightly, her big eyes drooping uneasily.Li Zaiyuan's frequency of going home once a month is quite high, and even if he goes back, he will not have sex with her. How can the young lady who is so charming and trusting in her years endure the loneliness of being alone in her empty boudoir?
Li Zaiyuan hooked the corners of his lips: "Return, how can you not return?" Your father just warned me that even if you put on a face, you have to go back and live for two days.
June NO.13, Team M flew to China to record a talk show.Several people faded away from the state of not being able to speak well when they first debuted two months ago, and gradually adapted to the atmosphere of the program recording.
After saying hello, they sat down one by one. The host said some routines as usual to let them relax and then asked: "Everyone is so handsome. When you were studying, you should be famous in school, right? Are there any school girls among you?"
Everyone laughed, Wu Yifan said that Lu Han should be, Lu Xiaocao said modestly: "No, no. It's just that some girls will come and watch when we play football."
As soon as the host heard that there was something interesting, he hurriedly chased after the victory: "Is it just to watch the football? You should have received a lot of love letters?" Jin Shiyu sat on the edge and looked at him and smiled. Didn't he molested little girls less in his youth?
Lu Xiaocao quickly said no, glanced to the side, and met the child's playful eyes, and suddenly felt guilty in his stomach.Because of the language barrier, Bian Boxian was slow to react, and when he heard the translator, he immediately pointed to the one next to him: "We Shiyu go back to the dormitory from school every day, and the love letters alone can fill a schoolbag."
Now someone is not guilty anymore, all my bad things are in the past tense, you and that Quan Minxi are still in the same school!Thinking about it this way, my waist straightened a lot.
Seeing the obvious change in Lu Xiaocao's expression, Jin Xiaocao secretly thought it was funny, this person is simply too childish.Faced with this kind of problem with obvious directional content and ambiguous content, the 17-year-old boy can only pretend to be shy in front of the camera, after all, he is still very pure in the eyes of fans.
The page of the school draft and the love letter has been uncovered.
The subsequent interviews were conducted in the form of mini-games. The host asked some questions, and the members of the M team wrote the answers on the answer board. The answer with the highest similarity was used as the standard, and the member with the most wrong answers was finally punished.
The first question asks who is the most narcissistic.There are not many celebrities who are not narcissistic. Almost all of them are the kind of people who have to look at things that reflect in the mirror. They are good-looking and they like to admire them.Jin Shiyu especially wanted to write about a certain school girl, but considering that the bruise on his waist hadn't disappeared, he wrote 'everyone'.This is a matter of sincerity, but the final answer is 'no' the most, the children think that you are not guilty of your heart?That's fine with Minshuo, Luhan, you're so embarrassed to write.
The second question asked about Zhang Yixing's catchphrase. Although everyone's answers were different, because Xingge had many catchphrases, they were all correct.
The third question asked who among the members had the most interesting events, four votes for Brother Xing, three votes for Tao, and between siblings, so they were all right.
The fourth question asked what color Fan’s mouthwash cup was. Jin Shiyu recalled it for a long time but couldn’t figure it out. Has this brother ever used a mouthwash cup?Just wrote three characters 'don't know'.Lu Han is the funniest, he obviously didn't know, and made up one for someone, with the word 'red' written on it.As a result, Brother Fan said: "I don't need a mouthwash cup." Everyone else wrote 'no need' or 'never seen', only Lu Yu was shot.
The fifth question asked Tao what his favorite snack was. Because this student has a wide range of hobbies, everyone answered all of them correctly.
The last question is: If you could turn into a small animal, what kind of animal do you think the member on your right would turn into?
Arranged according to the order of the queue, Wu Yifan said to Zhang Yixing: "Rabbit." Because he looks white and tender.
Brother Xing said to Lu Han: "Deer." At the end he added: "A real deer."
Luhan said that Xiumin can't be transformed into an animal, but has to be transformed into food, buns are more suitable.
Xiumin said Baekhyun: "Is Pikachu an animal?" Brother Lu patted his legs beside him and laughed like crazy.
It was Baekhyun's turn to say to Tao: "Leopard, because he likes to wear leopard prints very much, so I guess he really wants to become this kind of animal." The crowd couldn't help laughing.
Huang Zitao smiled helplessly, while pretending to look at Jin Shiyu: "Giraffe." The host asked why he and Luhan were of the same race. "Because he's tall and has a long neck." Is that true?
The child opened his answer board, and it read: "Tiger." The host caught the hot spot again: "Is it because he is usually fierce to you?"
He shook his head: "No. It's because Brother Fan has always wanted to be king."...
After the question and answer, the monkey children spontaneously started answering the questions. The host sat beside them, thinking it was funny and cute, which was very worry-free.In the end, Jin Shiyu was punished for answering two questions wrong. I don't know if it was bad luck or what happened. He usually loses in games.
The punishment is to tell the truth and let the remaining members ask questions.Others say that our team members are very honest, there are no secrets, and there is no need to ask.Baekhyun was the only one with malicious intentions: "Which one of our EXO-M brothers do you like the most?"
Without even thinking about it, Jin Shiyu replied, "You."
"Really?" Byun Baekhyun smiled and squinted at him, lying is not a good boy~
The host smiled and asked, "Why do you like Baekhyun the most? Don't you like other members?"
"Actually, I like every brother in our EXO, because Baekhyun asked me expectantly, so I chose him." The answer to the question was true and false.But the host doesn't care so much, as long as the program is interesting and watchable, it can be called a flower.
After that, there is a small game "Copy is not out of shape", which is never tired of playing. The first member looks at the idiom on the question board and describes it to the next member with body language. What kind of idiom is this.
Considering that Jin Shiyu is a foreigner, Huang Zitao felt that guessing the idioms would be better done by himself, a serious descendant of the dragon, so he offered to change seats with him.The child felt that in his previous life he had graduated from university anyway, and although he was a science major, it was not a problem to guess a few idioms, so he firmly shook his head and said no.
The first idiom started from Wu Yifan's side. This person first spread his left hand, then his right hand, and then shrugged his shoulders in embarrassment when he saw the two hands. The performance was quite vivid.When it came to Brother Xing, it seemed to be a bit out of shape. He stretched out his left hand, grabbed his right hand and threw it out. Don't be too easy to guess about "magic magic".By the time Jin Shiyu was there, the birds were about to appear.But "magic magic" is not an idiom. Is there a more advanced expression for this kind of activity?Become a living person?unpredictable?After thinking about it, he hesitated and said, "Superb?"
The host shook his head and said it was wrong, but he did not forget to express his appreciation for Jin Shiyu's Chinese proficiency. "You watch Kris perform again."
Brother Fan did it again obediently, the child thought for a long time and still couldn't remember what idiom it was, but Huang Zitao shouted out: "A dilemma!"
Because this question is regarded as a loser, complaining that Brother Guitao has been complaining all the time, and it is all because he did not change seats that led to this result.But Xiaoer was determined to win the game back, and he still stuck to his position at the beginning of the second round.Fortunately, this time it is passed from him backwards, which is relatively simple.The second idiom is 'with affection'.
He first pointed to his own eyes with two fingers, then looked at Huang Zitao with an affectionate gesture, compared a heart with his hands, and circled his eyes.What a vivid 'passionate'!
Brother Tao was a little embarrassed to see the child's youthful face, he was stunned for a moment, and only after reading it twice did he realize.Under such a vivid performance, he still couldn't resist the information transmission getting further and further away, and when he got to Wu Yifan's place, it had already become: "Telescope?"
The host said that there were a total of two questions, and it would be too embarrassing to guess one of them incorrectly. Give another chance and let Jin Shiyu perform it again.
This time Brother Fan blurted out without hesitation: "Lovely!"
Afterwards, everyone talked about some of their hard experiences as trainees, and it can be regarded as a successful completion of this recording task.
Team NO.15M still has an announcement in China, but tomorrow the crew of "Medical" will have a make-up photo shoot, so Jin Shiyu rushed back to Korea overnight by himself, and other members of Team M stayed in China to wait for him.
Set makeup
NO.13 In the evening, the plane rushed back to South Korea overnight. When we returned to the M team’s dormitory, the room was empty. Several people at the door had announced that the room was also empty.
Jin Shiyu took a shower, and lay on the bed alone, tossing and turning, unable to sleep. This was the first time since he and Luhan confirmed their relationship that they were separated so far.Turned sideways, lying on the side where Lu Han usually sleeps, the smell of him still lingers on the pillow, smelling it like this made me miss it even more.He took out his phone and was about to send a text message, but he received one with two dings. "Sleeping yet?" (Luhan)
How can I sleep without you?She smiled and dialed the phone directly: "Why didn't you sleep?"
"I can't sleep because of what you're thinking..." Luhan held his phone and smiled ripplingly, and Zhang Yixing's voice came from beside him: "Both of you, pay attention to influence, there are other people in this room!"
Jin Shiyu was lying on the bed, with a lingering voice of sleepiness: "Brother Xing is still so confident in occupying the magpie's nest?" After two seconds of silence, he said: "...I miss you too...sing to me..."
Over there, Zhang Yixing estimates
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