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Five minutes before receiving Lu Pingjia's phone call, Ye Tinghe was chatting with Xiaozang. Taking advantage of the few seconds when it ran out of the camera range to grab the ball, he turned his head and asked Lin Zhao enthusiastically: "You said that if it knows that I have a cat outside? Will you be angry?"

Lin Zhao glanced at the smiling big dog on his screen, and was too lazy to correct the huge difference between others and cats, and said flatly: "First of all, you must really have a cat, and second, it must have such a brain."

Ye Tinghe heard that he was attacking the dog: "First and second, is there a last?"

"Finally," Lin Zhao got up and walked away, leaving only one sentence, "Does the cat belong to you?"

In the panting sound of Xiao Zang running back, Ye Tinghe could hear that he was attacking himself.

Being too close to the person he likes is not good. In the past, Lin Zhao often ignored people, but at least he would deal with them on the surface to show friendship. Now he doesn't even bother to pretend.

Just after the video call with Xiaozang, Lu Pingjia's name popped up on the screen.

The man babbled, and after omitting hundreds of words of gaudy rainbow farts and unconscious distractions, Ye Tinghe understood: his fans were fighting with Lu Pingjia.

Ye Tinghe said speechlessly: "Are you from the Neiyu Neighborhood Committee? You take care of everything?"

"There are also neighborhood committees in the entertainment industry? Oh, that's not the point. The point is that we both have CP fans!" Lu Pingjia was inexplicably excited, and when he was half excited, he suddenly froze and lowered his voice, "Damn it, my brother just gave me a look, he Why, I don't have a puppy love. Hey, wait a minute—"

The man fell silent halfway through, so Ye Tinghe cut out by himself and took a look at the battle situation.

Fans have already listed the ten deadly sins of both sides.

Ye Tinghe is mainly exposing Lu Pingjia's fans for being cp fans, building tall buildings in the "Si Zhao" group, praising Lu Pingjia's youthful spirit and fairy acting skills in the name of cp, judging Ye Tinghe for not being as spiritual as before, and criticizing Ye Tinghe for being in the tidbits All kinds of harsh treatment of Lu Pingjia's excessive behavior can be summed up: more than paternity, not enough to attack morality.It really pissed off the little seedlings.

Lu Pingjia said in unison: Please be precise, don't let the behavior of extreme fans rise to the group, we have been hacked and fired their fan membership, what else do you want?

Both sides were angry at the same time, and then they really fought, brushing each other's fans with entries and not being human, amazed by the real CP fans watching.

"It's so exciting, my favorite scene where the only fan sisters tear each other up is finally here"

"Jiajia is really promising, they are breaking up with Miao (we Jiajia are also worthy)"

"A year ago, they wouldn't be able to fight at all. Miao Jie would probably just give them a supercilious look and tell them not to touch porcelain."

"Jiajia, welcome to the real world of internal entertainment"

"The first step is to be beaten by the fans of the seniors"

"Cultivating fans with tears in their eyes"

The first stage of the battle is over, and Xiao Hemiao won 3:0.

“No surprise at all”

"I told you not to underestimate Miao Jie! They grew up under Mian Jie's nose."

"I thought He ran with so many fans that he would suffer, but Miao Jie actually held on."

"The endorsements are all gone, there is no new work for almost half a year, Weibo has been growing for several months, the studio doesn't know if it is running away, and the forum says the three-character top stream is half-bad, and there is no muddle. Miao Jie is really good. Carry"

"Top fans burst into tears"

"He looks like he's going to post a statement about quitting the circle soon, but there are still so many fans."

"The last time I saw this phrase was from our group youknowwho"

"I don't know why, but the current Miaojie seems to be able to see the previous Mianjie"

"When I grow up... I will be you"

"After you left... I became more and more like you"

"Who got drunk again"

"The drug-addicted chicken burst into tears"

Ye Tinghe watched around, amazed at their rich and fulfilling online life.

When Lu Pingjia came back again, he was furious and complained to him: "What does my brother mean! He said let me stay away from you, don't tarnish your innocence out of thin air, do you think he is sick? Am I not innocent? ?!"

Ye Tinghe didn't understand his logic, and said seriously: "I think you have both."

As soon as these words came out, Lu Pingjia was shocked: "Why are you like this? My fans are right, you are so mean, and you are not good to me at all. Ye Tinghe, are you really my brother? Hey, it seems to be true, I My brother's character is also terrible—"

Regarding the last sentence, Ye Tinghe and Lu Pingjia can reach a consensus.

He just complained in the middle, didn't know what he saw, suddenly fell silent for a while, and then said inexplicably cautiously: "Can you promise me something?"

Ye Tinghe didn't understand, so he asked, "What's the matter?"

"No matter what you see for a while, fan behavior, don't rise to my head."

Ye Tinghe thought he was talking about the fight between the two sides, but just about to agree, he accidentally caught a glimpse of a Weibo with his name in the square:

@嘉嘉宇宙小甜心：

Ask for Miao Jie, brother, where is your fan welfare vlog, sister and the others can't wait to watch it.

Why haven't you posted it for so long? Could it be someone else? [Poor]@叶庭荷

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The content on the picture is his own original words, from the newly released sideshow video of "Si Zhao".

An hour after this tidbit was released, the situation began to reverse. Lu Pingjia's fans seemed to have found the golden rules, and under the banner of fighting for Xiao Hemiao, they asked Ye Tinghe for fan benefits.

But only this, the fans were speechless, they couldn't explain it.

Lu Pingjia, who was watching the battle in real time, asked a lot: "Hey, brother, where's your vlog?"

Ye Tinghe didn't answer, and hung up the phone directly.

He sat on the sofa and thought for a while, not expecting the studio to do anything for him.

Before the matter got serious, he sent a message to Luo Que for help, falsely claiming that it was someone else's business, and asked him what he should do in such a situation.

Luo Que: Just send it out

Ye Tinghe: But it was not recorded for fans!

Luo Que: So what's the matter, I often do the same thing, one video can be used for two purposes, to fool fans and girlfriends at the same time, and they won't mind

Ye Tinghe:?

Ye Tinghe: Do you still have a girlfriend?

Luo Que:?

Luo Que: I have a girlfriend, why?

Ye Tinghe: Do fans know?I took a screenshot, now you've got me

Luo Que was extremely helpless: Brother, my girlfriend's name has already been written on my Baidu Encyclopedia!Before you find me, please search the Internet and get to know me a little bit, and don’t only think of me when it’s useful, okay?

Luo Que: In addition, I am a serious actor, don't use your traffic tricks on me, my fans will only dislike me for not being good enough for my girlfriend, and never scold my sister-in-law

Ye Tinghe knew he was in the wrong, so he politely sent an emoji of Mao Mao bowing his head and admitting his mistake to apologize to him.

Luo Que forgave him graciously, and then added two sentences——

Luo Que: As far as I know, people who are sensitive to other people's girlfriends are probably not innocent themselves.

Luo Que: Let the confession be lenient Ye Tinghe

Ye Tinghe couldn't help laughing, and asked him——

Ye Tinghe: Is it me or my sister-in-law?At that moment just now, you were too sharp to be a man

Luo Que: [smiling face]

Luo Que: By the way, say hello to my siblings

Ye Tinghe sat on the sofa, stared at the ceiling for a while, then suddenly jumped up, went upstairs to find Lin Zhao, and lay beside him.

Lin Zhao was playing a meat pigeon game, and he bumped his arm, and the character on the screen was smashed to death by the level boss in the room in an instant.

Lin Zhao put down the game console, saw his drooping head in displeasure, and asked, "What's wrong?"

Ye Tinghe asked him nonchalantly: "Do you know Luo Que?"

Lin Zhao had an expression of "Who is he?"

"His girlfriend asked me to convey, I wish you—" Ye Tinghe looked down at the time, "Good evening."

Lin Zhao was silent for a while, rubbed Ye Tinghe's head, and walked away again.

Ye Tinghe lay on the back of the chair and looked at his leaving figure, feeling very melancholy.

He found that Lin Zhao didn't like to talk to him more and more, like the seven-month itch, and the progress bar of looking at each other went too fast, what would happen when they got married in the future.