Dressed as a night owl, I choose to quit [DC]

There must be something wrong with this world.

Not only because I became a night owl, Alfred became an outsider, I found that I live in the world of American comics, the streets are full of gang wars and evil forces fighting every day, superpowers are like Like leeks that can’t be harvested, crop after crop, etc. Although these are strange enough for me who lived in a normal universe in my previous life, what I’m going to say next is the key point.

You must not be afraid.

In short, I found that all people in this world are sick.

This isn't swearing, I swear I didn't.

They really are out of their minds.With the memory before time travel, I keep in mind the eight honors and eight disgraces. The mainstream values ​​of the society there may not be recognized by everyone, but at least they are passed down from generation to generation as the criterion for distinguishing people from beasts.And in this ghost place where I am now, people are not as good as dogs, as if they were born to pursue desire and interests. Only power and domination can convince others. , judiciary, street vigilantes, superheroes, etc. all seem a little...well, very perverted.

In fact, the latter two I refer to the clown, but I don't want to mention him now, I will talk about it later.

I gradually discovered this problem when I put on the costume representing the night owl and started trying to control violence with violence.

The number of villains has exceeded the limit, friends, although my appearance has added another record to the already precarious inverse proportion of the Premier League.

But I think there is a difference between a lunatic and an idiot who stare at the flesh and blood like this group of hyenas.

So it turns out that my parents are the ones who have perfectly integrated into the local style of painting!

No wonder they didn't understand me at all, and when they heard the reason for shooting them in Crime Alley, they were shocked and thought I was joking.

No wonder when I was younger I tried to control the old steward in a messy way, he finally gave in to me but wanted to know my purpose, I had to tell him half-heartedly in order to cooperate with the only ally, he was leaning on his cane Unable to control the subtle expression between raising eyebrows and laughing, he said to me: "You are a bit crazy, Master Thomas. But who let you catch me, I can only Accompany you all the way to the dark, right?"

Gan, it's too embarrassing.If I rule the world one day, I should silence Alfred, who makes him the only person who knows the history of Night Owl.

I can barely be called a positive ideal, and it may seem to them as absurd and funny as adults still believe in Santa Claus.

This is such a rotten world, how come no one came to physically destroy it.

By the way, world domination is no joke.

My ultimate goal has expanded. People always have dreams. A villain who doesn’t want to rule the world is not a good villain. I look so much like Batman, how can I waste the IP that has managed to escape copyright sanctions.

A truth is that when you cannot persuade other people to recite the Eight Honors and Eight Disgraces with you and abide by them firmly, you have to open their mouths and heads and force the book of ideology and morality into it.

But I gotta take care of Gotham before I can rule the world.

Solve the mob before you tackle Gotham.

This is not very difficult, people's potential is forced out. Before the age of eight, I was an iron waste who was eating and waiting to die. Ten years later, I have piles of books in my study that record what I can't learn in school. With all kinds of knowledge books, you can throw the heads of street gangsters into the trash can and lament that the quality of the low-level gangsters is not good.

I know that if someone sees my upbringing, they will complain that I copied Batman again.

Of course, you have to catch someone to squeeze the wool, so that when you go to court for infringement, you only need to pay a share of the money... I mean, I haven't seen Batman, it's all a coincidence!coincide!

Batman is a superhero whose image will be printed in children's notebooks. How could he do some illegal activities in the middle of the night like me, killing people in gangsters who are not innocent at all.

Of course, bad luck and injuries are common.

But still the same sentence, people's potential is forced out.And this year's gangsters are really picky - when I finally hung a few big guys upside down on the tower and wept in the wind and begged me for mercy, I suddenly realized that I had no missing arms or legs or left irreparable injuries.

The few fatal scars on my body are nothing to mention, but I overturned the entire Gotham.

Alfred said to me: "Your body is indeed intact, but your mental madness is worse. I strongly recommend that you see a psychiatrist, Master Thomas."

I responded sullenly to the British man who killed for me with a cane: "Shut up, get out."

He's talking bullshit, how do I know if the psychiatrist of this universe is going to be Hannibal.And I'm sane, remembering the good and the bad, Batman's a good guy, I'm a criminal, and the world isn't right.Look, everything is logical, where on earth did he figure out that I need counseling?

When I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror, the dark-haired, blue-eyed boy in my reflection grows into a handsome young man over time, until the owl mask takes root on my face, and I wear it in my dreams even when I sleep.

It's really been a long time, so long that I don't remember my brother Bruce's appearance, but the temperature of the milk he handed me is still in my hand.

And I am no longer the kid who would tremble in fear of the evil deeds my parents did.

Night Owl has become a name that scares people in the whole city. The lives of those villains are in my hands. I want them to live and they can live. Otherwise, Gotham's mass graves will add new residents.

Has the city become cleaner as a result?

I don't know, I'm just trying to make it decent.The darkness and the silt are still there and will never go away, but at least they won't be sticking their claws into the sun while I'm alive.

Even with fewer deaths and less senseless reason to get there, innocent people will still leave, and I can't help it.

The big bad made the little bad, and my parents taught me.

I have no idea.

I'm a criminal, that's a fact.I have power, I dominate everyone, and every moment someone wants to kill me and take my place.

From the hyena's point of view, I am no different from them in accepting the offerings of gangsters to realize my goals.

Maybe they're right.

So it's not incomprehensible that there will be some weird superheroes in the city who rebel against me.

……

Having said that, our city's Chaoying good JB monsters! !

The first thing I want to say is that according to my observations of the world over the years, there are still relatively many heroes in Gotham.

In recent years, many parts of this country have emerged rulers similar to me (but certainly not as shameful and secondary as I am). Our president has no power to resist and can only let the locals and aliens The Amazons and other messy people are kings everywhere.Of course, there are people with lofty ideals who resist the dictatorship in other cities, but the number is relatively rare, and it seems quite normal.

And Gotham...Gotham, shit, I don't even know how to describe it.

In terms of strength, it is not.

That is, being able to do things, having a large number of people, not fearing death, being one after another, having strong resilience, and being keen on following my ass and throwing cold arrows.

Figure what! !There are so many criminals in this city, why are you only staring at me!

Well, I'm a criminal boss.

But sometimes I'm really not sure who we really are the supervillains.

I thought it would be easier for me to arrange the gangsters, and I could find time to plan my world domination plan, but this group of people arranged my schedule clearly, Monday Riddler Tuesday Scarecrow Wednesday Poison Ivy Thursday Crocodile Friday Mad Hatter, rescheduled next week Mudface Baine Frozen Calendar and so on can't be rotated for a month, weekends they usually give to the Joker, I don't know why the Joker gets two days, maybe he is good at making big things .

I am desperate.

What could be worse than finding yourself in a comic book world and being a supervillain?

I found out that Chaoying opposite you is crazy.

Alfred was about to ask me again: "Then why don't you kill them all?"

Yeah, why?

I swear, next time.If the clown dared to replace my bomb with a tricky prop, it would never be as simple as beating him half to death and then pressing his head into the toilet to wash that disgusting green hair.

In the same way, so are other people. Even if Catwoman woos me, they can't save their lives.

Maybe because they sensed my ruthless determination, they no longer want to meet me every night like some night owl fan club.

This is a good thing for everyone, after all, I have limited patience, even for people who have a different position... probably can be regarded as a good person.

And seriously, clowns.

He was as famous as Batman before I crossed over. He belongs to the type where you have not read the original book and at least heard the name.

In the same way, there is another person who you have never heard of his name but will associate with when you see his image.

A Kryptonian who calls himself Speedmaster.

... I don't want to question his naming level, after all, it's not me who is ashamed.

The Speedmaster sounds like nothing special.

However, the first day I saw the video of his official debut!I just realized that this guy's character set definitely copied Superman!

Look at the primary color uniform, look at the man of steel, look at the superpowers, look at the proverbial curls, look at the letter 'V' on the chest.

Maybe the letters on the chest are not the same.

But no matter how you look at it, this guy is Superman!

Is this reasonable? !

Batman and Superman and the Joker are all alive, are we going to stage a DC pirated stage play?

Please, I don't really want to go to court for this, even though I have Batman wool.

Please leave some dignity to the Night Owl who rules Gotham.

...In addition, to be honest, the first time I saw Kryptonians through the screen, I was excited.

Don't know how to describe it.

But my impression of Superman is indeed an undisputed good guy.

He saves others and brings hope to the world. Although he is an alien, he has all the qualities praised by the people on earth.

Don't ask me how I'm so sure I haven't studied the Superman series.

Who grew up so big and hasn't seen anything around Superman.

Who hasn't watched Doudouyan on the children's channel when they were young.

Although I don't remember the plot, Superman is definitely a good guy!

So when I saw our Kryptonians and Speedmaster, even though I knew it shouldn't be, I still had a moment of anticipation.

...Maybe my ambition to rule the world can come to an end?

Although I know I can't rest, I still want to rest. The fishing spirit that belongs to an iron waste has not completely disappeared after so many years.

But just as his code name is not Superman but Ultraman.

This Clark Kent is no 'Superman'.

He came to invite me to form an alliance, the purpose is not to save the world, but to rule the world.

This really coincides with my ideal.

The alien's blue eyes shone with ambition.He is sincere enough, but it is a recognition of strength, power, and status.

I said yes to him, this is a rare opportunity.

I reaffirm that we are a bunch of fakes.

...and can't help but be disappointed by it.

The author has something to say:

Disappointed, Mr. Xiao started to think of a parallel universe ()

And he has not yet discovered that his ally and boss is a crying bag.

Knowing that the desire to change jobs in the future is even stronger (hello).

It's been two chapters and I haven't written about the big and small claws. The next chapter will definitely be.

Wow, you are so enthusiastic, I am a little flustered, this article is really written very casually, don't expect too much, but still welcome comments and personal comments qwq loves you all.

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