[comprehensive] tin can girlfriend

With a stiff face, Jasmine abruptly moved towards ambiguous topics.The two men had studied a lot, and for some reason the topic of their conversation was full of blood. Jasmine stood beside her smiling and listened to their exchange of how to accurately strike the enemy to kill with one move, how to dissect the human body correctly, and so on.

The moment Bruce Manor was bombed, Jasmine even felt slightly relieved. The technical terms spoken by the two men made Jasmine dizzy when she was trying to understand.Moreover, when the two talked about excitement, they didn't care about Jasmine at all, trying to accurately but disgustingly describe the scene they wanted to express.

There was a panic at the scene, and the crowd dispersed.Jasmine, who was standing there, looked up and could see the big hole in the roof, as well as the stones that kept falling down.A Fu, the housekeeper of the manor, stepped forward to preside over the overall situation, directing people to leave the scene of the attack in a safe and orderly manner.

Wade looked at the back of Bruce leaving with an excuse, and turned his head to encourage Jasmine: "Batman is going to change clothes, don't you want to see such a meaningful scene with your own eyes?" Wade's eyes lit up, and he pulled Jasmine's hand His arms followed Bruce quietly.

During the period, Jasmine resisted many times but failed. For this reason, the two of them were almost spotted by the vigilant Bruce during the follow-up.

"If you want to see it, you can see it yourself, don't pull me!" Jasmine desperately lowered her voice, her cheeks flushed red because of her shyness and embarrassment, and when she caught a glimpse of Bruce starting to undress, she quickly turned her head and looked away, her scalp tingling.

Wade got his pair of knives from nowhere, weighed them in his hands, and was satisfied to see Jasmine take out the pistol/gun from her waist, and said with no restraint in her voice as usual: "Honey, is there anyone here?" Said that you are a good fighting partner? I must be the first man to praise the baby, because brother is a man who loves flowers when everyone sees them..."

"I'm really sorry, you're wrong. You're not the first person to praise me like that." Jasmine forgot to control the volume when she retorted subconsciously, causing the two people's arguments to continuously echo in the underground cave.

Bruce, who was stripped down to only a pair of underwear, was stiff when he heard Wade and Jasmine's voice. He quickly put on his bat shirt, turned around and stared at their hiding place, and said coldly, "Come out."

"Hey, don't get excited, don't get excited. I just want to see the transformation of Batman. There is no malice. Now that you are Batman, you can go outside and fight bad guys. I hope you beat them to hell." I don't feel any crisis Sensual Wade strolled into Bruce's line of sight with a pair of knives in hand. The two men's muscles were tense, and the battle was about to break out.Wade tilted his head, smiled and waved at Jasmine who was trying to escape, and also attracted Bruce's attention: "Baby, why don't you let Bruce see you, why are you still so shy after all these years?"

When Jasmine was forced into Bruce's sight by the chattering Wade, she was expressionless and at a loss. She didn't know how to explain to Bruce the reason for following him, and she didn't dare to think about what kind of impression she would leave on Bruce's heart from now on.

A louder and longer-lasting explosion sounded not far away. Wade looked at Jasmine, then at Bruce who was standing still, and shrugged indifferently: "Hey, brother, do you want to spend time with us in the cave? Disclaimer, I am Jasmine's bodyguard, and I am only responsible for Jasmine's safety. You don't care about the safety and justice of those people outside? I never thought you would be such a Batman..." Wade didn't mention his pursuit of Bruce at all. The deeds encouraged Bruce to solve the problem of the gangsters outside first, as he and Jasmine would definitely try to slip away.

"Shut up." Bruce even thought about recruiting Wade into Wayne Enterprises when the two had a good conversation just now. Now that he has seen through his talkative nature, Bruce has made the same wise decision as the captain—not recruiting for the time being. Wade into his team.

Before Bruce left the underground cave, he gave Jasmine a complicated look. Jasmine rubbed her nose and asked Wade, "Why is he looking at me like that?"

Wade spread his hands, pulled Jasmine and followed Bruce: "I'm not a know-it-all, maybe you ask the editor how many times Batman can cheat in a night. Speaking of editors, I should find a day to talk to them Chat, find out their latest ideas, and then kill them hahaha..."

"Although I still can't understand what you said, I still want to ask, what do you want to do?" Jasmine continued to endure Wade's verbal attacks, feeling that life was hopeless, and followed his footsteps indifferently. Run to the battlefield.

Excitedly looking at the scene where Bruce was alone in danger, Wade tore off his outer suit, and told Jasmine before twisting the button on his waist with his bare upper body: "Haney, you stay here, don't run around, I'll go change clothes right away." Just come back."

Jasmine didn't even give him a look. She looked at the stalemate battlefield and pointed her gun at the gangster.It's a pity that Bruce moved too fast, leaving almost only an afterimage, and it was difficult for Jasmine to target the criminal.

After severely injuring many people, Bruce became more and more fierce in the battle. Just when he was agile and wanted to stun one of the gangsters, Wade, who had changed back into tights, appeared on the battlefield untimely, knocked Bruce away, and caused the gangsters to escape.

Bruce jumped up from the ground, looked at the strange red-clothed strange man in front of him vigilantly, and did not act rashly.

"Guys, relax, I'm here to help." Wade crossed his hands and took out the double knives behind his back, and rushed towards the remaining gangsters, "Let Deadpool daddy teach you a lesson, teach you what is real Criminal. What is the point of crime? Quick!" In the blink of an eye, the magical belt successfully made Wade appear behind the criminal.

Wade still didn't forget to spread his hands quickly at Jasmine: "Sure! Ruthless!" He never expected that the gangster would successfully escape from his knife in the next second.Frustrated, Wade looked at Bruce who had rescued the gangster, and ran to him regardless of the situation in front of him: "This head is mine, you are not allowed to snatch it! Holy Father, you have to figure it out, the crime they committed is enough to punish him." death penalty……"

"We have no right to judge. These people should be handed over to the Gotham court." After passing through the voice changer, Bruce's voice became hoarse, completely different from the warm and magnetic voice that Jasmine heard in the previous conversation.Bruce rescued the gangster who had already fainted from Wade in his hand, and threw him into the circle of fainted gangsters.

Bruce's bat shirt made him almost completely melt into the night, making him seem elusive and skilled.

Wade put away his two knives readily, and walked towards Jasmine: "Master, I am kind enough to help you, but you are still blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. You should do the job yourself, I can't do it, your uncle."

"Thank you." Bruce quickly ran to the last unsubdued gangster, the bat-shirt hunting behind him.

Jasmine looked at Wade who came back in surprise, kept raising her gun and looked in Bruce's direction, expressing her doubts with her eyes.

"Our great and selfless Batman forbids me to kill, and I have no money to take it, why should I continue to help him?" Wade shrugged, approached Jasmine leisurely, looked in the direction where she raised the gun, and corrected him little by little. her pose.

Some exhausted Batman over there couldn't dodge and was punched hard.Seeing that the situation was not right, Jasmine immediately put down her gun and patted Wade on the shoulder with a pleasant face: "Wade, now I give you a chance to be a hero. If you subdue these gangsters, I propose to the captain to let you return to the Avengers Alliance as soon as possible. What do you think of this deal?"

"Although I know you're a liar, I'm a hero." After hearing what Jasmine said, Wade excitedly picked up his two knives and charged into the battlefield again, "Captain, I want to return to the Avengers! No one can stop me from replying." The pace of the League of Enemies, Hani, you have to remember what you said, the happiness of the rest of my life depends on you."

The long knife that Wade dropped was intercepted by Bruce again, this time Wade did not back down, but met Bruce's offensive: "Deadpool didn't want to fight with you, but your indecisive character disappointed the brother who admired you very much. Usually it is best to fight between boys, and the one who loses in the end must be obedient."

Jasmine watched the battle between the two, and they still didn't forget to keep the last gangster within their attack range.After a while, Bruce and Wade had few wounds on their bodies, and the poor gangster was stabbed by Wade and beaten by Bruce.

When the situation was most tense, Wade suddenly stopped, put on a handsome pose, and twisted his waist towards Bruce: "Do you think I'm handsome in this pose?"

Shocked and trembling, Bruce took two steps back, looking at Wade warily, and his posture was quite handsome.

Jasmine looked at the scene where no one was left, and then looked at the two people in the field who were almost acting like a house, her face sank, and she raised the pistol again.

"You can't kill him." Bruce looked at Wade and spoke again, briefly but forcefully.

Wade shook the long knife in his hand and was very dissatisfied with Bruce: "Why don't you say that you are handsome! I think that in the movies and comics of Marvel and DC, I am the most handsome! You can easily anger Dad Deadpool, you know? Know?"

As soon as the words fell, Bruce, who wanted to leave the battlefield, was pulled by Vedra again, and had no choice but to return to the battlefield. Along with him was the last gangster with a bruised nose and a swollen face who had almost been forgotten by the two of them.

Bang!

Accompanied by the sound of gunshots, the last gangster passed out happily.Both Bruce and Wade stopped what they were doing, froze in place, and looked at Jasmine.

Jasmine raised her eyebrows, smiled back at the two of them, and blew on the smoke from the gun: "You two think you are so handsome?"

The author has something to say: I'm so tired qaq good night, little angels