my roommate is a mermaid

"Ah!" He withdrew his hand in embarrassment, and finally blushed, and almost fled. When he heard the words of the mermaid when the door was closed, it seemed to use some magic, and it penetrated the wall and smashed it on the simple before.

"By the way, even asexuals get erections when touched by same-sex people."

That is definitely revenge, Jian Jian gritted his teeth and thought, that stingy mermaid, he slandered in his heart, and decided to prepare dinner before it was too late, because he didn't eat well at noon, and Jian Jian is a typical knife-mouthed tofu heart.Sam had already come out at seven o'clock, and he was wearing a dressing gown, ice blue, obviously the one he usually wore, but Jian Jian felt that this color was especially suitable for him tonight.

"Why are you staring at me blankly?" As expected, the mermaid could only watch from a distance but not up close. Jian Jian curled his lips and muttered, "It's nothing." There is a slight sound, not noisy, but it makes people feel at ease in this quiet space.

After eating, the two of them sat on the sofa in the living room. Because it was summer, the fire in the fireplace did not light up, but was cleaned up. Sam was satisfied with his roommate's third point, which was A nice human being who loves tidiness.

"Ask whatever you want." Jian Jian heard his non-human roommate say in a generous tone, not only curled his lips, but his curiosity about people and the world made him decide not to argue with a wayward mermaid.He lowered his eyes and pulled the mermaid's big feet aside before asking, "How do mermaids reproduce?"

The mermaid who was sipping black tea was choked hard, he raised his head and looked at the other party in embarrassment, his ice blue eyes were round and round like plump almonds, and he blushed and said, "I thought you were very Conservative, you even forbid me to be naked indoors?"

"Normal people don't have exhibitionism." Jian Jian shrugged and said, not caring about his roommate's accusations.Sam put down the black tea cup and muttered a spell, and his dressing gown, which was soaked in black tea, became clean again.

"That's kind of private, so I can't tell you." Sam cleared his throat, and even though he liked sleeping naked that didn't include him being able to talk about his sex life with his roommate.

"Because you haven't had sex?" Jian Jian tilted his head and asked, his words angered the mermaid, his face had never been so red, like a cherry tomato, the curve of his neck was pulled Straightforwardly, it was as embarrassing and indignant as if Jian Yi said that I was going to fuck you right away. God knows that Sam is the taller one of the two, and he is even stronger because he is not human.

"That's none of your business!" He growled, clenched his hands into fists, it was about masculine self-esteem, even though in some respects he was indeed a clean and good mermaid.Simple got up silently, walked around the kitchen, and then put a black forest cake in front of Sam. "Here, don't be angry, this is for you, the last one."

"You can't use this method every time you make me angry." He shriveled up like a deflated balloon, muttered and picked up the cake, first sniffed it, and took a small mouthful when he was satisfied While eating, like a child, Jian Yi put his chin on one hand and smiled, feeling happy that his roommate's EQ did not match his IQ.

Satisfied with finishing the cake, Mr. Jian's grumpy mermaid put those long legs on his knees, and indicated with his eyes that he would try if he dared to move.Well, with a sigh, Human, the breeder who loves marine life, decided to be a little more lenient with Mr. Mermaid.

"Now the next question, don't ask that kind of abnormal one again."

"Ask normal questions to non-human abnormal creatures, Sam, are you sure?" Human Mr. Simple said quickly.

"Yes, I'm sure." Mr. Mermaid Sam replied seriously. As soon as the words fell, both of them laughed, which relieved the unpleasant tension just now.

"So are all mermaids as beautiful as you?" Sam froze for a moment, he didn't expect Jian Jian to ask such a question, he moved his toes uncomfortably, and muttered, "Maybe, we don't care much about appearance Aesthetic sense, but I am very interested in shiny things."

"Sure enough." Jian Jian nodded, "Pretty ones are usually not very stinky, and stinky ones are not very good looking." Sam laughed sullenly, blinking his long eyelashes in the simple direction Looking at it, it seems that there are many small stars hidden in it.

"Then who is Wesson? Also a mermaid?" Jian Jian didn't give up on this question, Sam leaned on the sofa and rolled his eyes, muttering, "That's my brother."

"But you never mentioned him." Jian Jian pointed out that they had lived together for three months, and Jian Jian didn't even know that the other party had an older brother, but Sam knew everything about his own situation.

"Why are you so interested in my brother?" Sam didn't answer immediately but asked back.Jian Jian thought for a while, and said honestly, "Curious, I thought you were the only child."

"Why do you think I'm an only child?" Sam asked with a smile.

"I don't know, I feel, your temper is not good enough, sometimes I wonder why I can bear you for three months, you never do housework, you like to walk around barefoot when you are in a bad mood, There is also exhibitionism, we often meet, but it is always at eleven or twelve o'clock in the evening." Jian Jian shrugged his shoulders and said, Mr. Mermaid choked on his words, he took a pillow and put it in his arms, and his feet shrank Came back, mumbled an apology.

"Yes, and this, even if you say sorry every time, you still won't correct it." Simple said with a smile, Mr. Mermaid was annoyed, and said with a pursed mouth: "I will never change it." That means you have to endure it. Either get out, but he seldom said such rough words, and simply smiled with a good temper.

"But I still think you're good, how should I put it, because I'm not a normal human being either." He scratched his cheek and gave such an explanation, Sam relaxed a little, the corners of his mouth curled up, "Abnormal human beings And non-human beings, Jane, only you don't scream the first time you see us."

"Maybe it's because I like working with marine life." He tilted his head and said, Sam smiled, and they chatted for a while, but no one asked about the wound anymore, because Jane knew to ask. There would be no results, and his roommate hated it, what to ask and what not to ask, children without parents always know a little more than others.

"I think you should go to bed, Jane." Sam said softly. In the night, the mermaid's voice was very deep, like a cello after years of precipitation.

"Yes, it's already one o'clock." Jian Jian yawned and looked at the clock. He got up and walked upstairs. When he was halfway there, he suddenly turned around and asked, "What about you?"

"Me?" Sam smiled slightly, under the light, his pointed canine teeth were exposed, "I am the king of the night."

The author has something to say: Mr. Mermaid cleverly made Mr. Breeder forget about his brother =v=