half face makeup

What? "

I said cheaply: "It's nothing, just now... I just sold... matches to pick mushrooms or something, it's a trivial matter."

Vice President: "..."

Red frame mirror: "..."

With all the makeup on, he glanced at the vice president, and walked over half in costume. Vice president He immediately stood up and gave up the wicker chair, but the goddess didn't sit down. She just reached out and picked up a document on the table, and glanced at it Look at me again.Being hooked by the rolling eyes, I quickly took out my pen reflexively: "Goddess, please sign!"

After dripping all the makeup, she paused for a moment, then slowly took the pen, with a smile in the corner of her eyes: "Where?"

It was early cold in March, and the cuffs of the jacket I was wearing were knotted, and my arms could not be exposed for a long time. I was so anxious that I searched all over my body. When my fingers touched the costume cards I bought here, I had an idea, and then... pulled out the card Nei Nei with a white face!Passed it forward very graciously.

Crowd: "..."

The goddess's expression is calm and she writes quickly. The three-character sign with all the makeup dripping is as picturesque as a painting.

After signing, he put the cap on the pen, and suddenly turned his head to look at Vice President He: "Are you talking about the price? You are good at it." He handed the pen back to me and said, "Still bullying the child, Didn't you see that the child is only left with underwear and a pen?"

I:"……"

Vice President He: "..."

Hey, Goddess, you are the one who came here to blackmail me, right? !

But the good news is that Vice President He is very knowledgeable about current affairs, and immediately said that the price can be negotiated. I thanked the goddess with tears streaming down my face. At the same time, I was filled with righteous indignation and criticized G.BMZ. This group is really too black. Bullying the weak is afraid of pretending to be stupid, I just want to use one word of encouragement for its future, don't cry and stand up!

Vice President He almost wanted to grab the ground with his head when he heard this: "Girl, did I offend you so hard, dear? It's not so bad to give a bad review, right?!"

All voices trembled.

I thought about it for a while and realized that the vice president actually had a good temper. I endured my silence for four or ten minutes, so I coughed slightly and said, "Actually, I also know that you were also forced to deduct your year-end bonus from G.BMZ." The president is the bastard, this kind of bourgeois enemy, let us unite and give him soap and wax!"

Vice President He said that life would be better than death: "I said girl... can you look forward when you speak?"

I said, "Isn't it you in front of me?"

Vice President He couldn't bear to look straight at him and turned his head. The red framed mirror stepped forward to resist this difficult moment, and reported to Di Jinzhuang: "Mr. Gong, I have asked Shuyan to send the clothes from Si Rong. In 2 minutes arrive."

At this moment, two crucial pieces of information popped up in my mind.

[-]. Sirong Building, the tallest landmark building in Jinling Qinhuai District, and the headquarters of G.BMZ Group.

26. Gong Banmian, male, [-] years old, Executive President and CEO of G.BMZ Group.

In a trance, I only heard Di Jinzhuang humming, turned to me and said, "Sometimes I'm really a jerk, but I don't think I've reached the point of waxing yet, right?"

I:"……"

Mom, mom... Damn it! !Since God has such a figure as the Goddess of Makeup, why did he create me, a stupid mortal? !

The author has something to say: I didn’t fix it, but I haven’t released it after inviting you to review it, so I’ll post it again

☆, childhood sweetheart

"I haven't removed my makeup yet, so I may not look like a CEO just by looking at it."

When this sentence fell down, Gou Er felt blinded ten thousand times in an instant.

Xu Shi looked at my expression with all the makeup on and found it interesting, and said softly: "You don't know that I can sing?"

I said in my heart that I didn’t know that you were a CEO, and that your millions of true fans couldn’t get enough of you. Even the old black fans didn’t dare to break out this breaking news. Furthermore, the general public’s imagination is generally lacking. I really didn’t expect it Wow.

At this time, the red-framed mirror brought a pair of black warm shoes from the backstage, took a glance at all the make-up, and bent down to change. The half-draped luxurious costumes were all swept on the ground, spreading like a glow.

The red-framed mirror immediately picked up the floor-sweeping costume like a wedding dress, and stuffed it into her arms while blocking it: "President Gong, I will come and I will come, you should quickly put on this, the sky is too cold and don't freeze."

I was right next to him, and I clearly heard him shout out this caring sentence, and then muttered in a low voice: "More than 90 yuan is a fucking broom for the floor."

I:"……"

The temperature in February and March was still bitterly cold, and he was wearing an unbuttoned white singlet with all his makeup on. After he pulled up some of the costume he was wearing, Vice President He who was sitting next to him was very excited. He handed over the teapot for brewing Longjing with a wink, and said thoughtfully: "Mr. Gong, you hold it and cover your hands." It was the face of an old eunuch in charge of the saddle and the horse.

The red-framed mirror half-kneeling on the ground had already put aside a pair of colored seesaws embroidered with gold thread.I thought to myself that these shoes are good for standing and maintaining balance. The goddess can actually step on them and do difficult movements without falling, which is awesome.

During this period of time, the actors who participated in the performance bid farewell to Di Jinzhuang and left. In the end, there was only one girl in short skirt and stockings who was casually playing with her mobile phone while applying a mask, as if waiting for him, but she didn’t seem to be doing anything. People think it's inappropriate, and I have some doubts, is this girl and the goddess all the way?

Short oil has gossip!

Before I could gossip, I suddenly looked at me with all my makeup on, the corners of my lips curled up slightly, and I smiled like an exile: "Don't tell me about my real name, and don't think about posting anonymously, otherwise It will screw me up. If I want to fight you to the death, not to mention that major companies will not buy your company, and you will not even be able to apply for a national bankruptcy grant."

I was stunned: "Goddess! The conscience of heaven and earth! I really didn't think about doing anything other than writing some Internet captions for you!"

Di Jinzhuang hummed, and suddenly remembered something: "Isn't the waxing just now counted?"

I:"……"

Nima!Goddess, why do you still remember this stalk! !

The nature of half of the secretary's position tends to be service, and the service industry pays attention to quality and speed, so when the secretary of the president of G.BMZ Group came over with a box of clothes in sneakers like holding a decree, this time has not been broken One minute and 40 seconds, so of course I saw that the speeding ticket for running a red light in the secretary's pocket was already as thick as a "People's Daily".

After all the make-up was gone, the heavy half-clothed costume was easily removed. The girl who put on the mask immediately put down her phone and hugged it. The secretary had already started to take out the clothes to help him put it on.He didn't intend to remove his makeup, but the oil paint on his face would definitely get on his clothes. He frowned and turned to ask the secretary who helped him tidy up his cuffs: "Scarf?"

Secretary: "..." The raised face was even more innocent and pitiful than Dou E's.

Di Jinzhuang flatly accused: "Shuyan, let me ask you, today Lu Liang forgot his clothes and asked you to bring them, what does this mean?"

The secretary: "... Assistant Lute's brain is full of holes in the ozone layer." As soon as he finished speaking, the red-framed mirror glared at her in embarrassment.

With all the make-up dripping off and nodding, he took the time to rectify: "Then you, what do you mean by being careless?"

Secretary: "...I am the same as him."

The red-framed mirror instantly balanced.

The blame belongs to the blame, and the clothes still have to be worn. Our group of cobblers are all trying to do something, such as using toilet paper to cover the face first, but it was quickly rejected by the secretary. Once the paper is worn, it must be taken down. The secretary made a metaphor, saying that the effect of taking it down is comparable to the super-large muscular giant among the attacking giants.

When we were frowning, the shopkeeper trotted over, holding up a roll of... plastic wrap!

So this problem was solved immediately.

However, after watching the dripping makeup wrap the plastic wrap around the face and then put on a turtleneck sweater, I asked a well-known taboo very cheaply, which caused all eyes to roll: "Goddess, why don't you take off your makeup?"

Putting on the sweater with all the makeup on, the entire exposed face was still fixed by the plastic film. Hearing this, he just raised the corner of his mouth slightly. The smile was a little ambiguous in the reflection of the plastic wrap, and then he slowly tore off the film: "Business secrets, understand." Is it gone?"

"..." I immediately expressed that I understood.

The down jacket is much more convenient to wear. Dripping makeup lowered his head and zipped it up, and then threw the two pompoms hanging from the side of the hood to his chest behind his back. The soft balls hit the hood, and he looked down. I found that there is a circle of wonderful lily petals under this hat. If I really wear it, I can play the role of the Smurfs immediately.

The red-framed mirror stared at the secretary speechlessly for a long time, and the secretary couldn't help being a little embarrassed: "Why do I feel that this dress... is a bit abnormal?"

The red frame mirror silently answered the question: "Because Comrade Zhuang Shuyan, you took the wrong one."

The secretary was puzzled: "I got it in the president's office. I work there ten hours a day, and I can never mistake the office." After speaking, he was puzzled, "It's not Mr. Gong's...whose is it? "

Covering his face in the red-framed mirror: "It belongs to the chairman."

Dripping all the makeup, she didn't particularly care about it, she just added lightly: "My sister's."

The girl holding more than 90 costumes also put her mobile phone in her pocket at this time, raised her hand and tore off the mask on her face, a face with beautiful eyebrows.She looked up and down, left and right, and said happily, "Oh, isn't that the dress? The last time Sister Gong went to the Sirong Building to hold a board meeting, it happened that Aunt Jun came suddenly, so she took off this mat." It was on the chair, and it was inconvenient to take it out later, so I just threw it in the CEO's office. I also sent a text message to remind her to tell Mr. Zhuang that you should deal with it, did she forget?"

Dripping makeup: "..."

Red frame mirror: "..."

secretary:"……"

All silent.

After a while, Di Jinzhuang sighed deeply: "You guys, don't you know how to be more reliable?"

Unexpectedly, as soon as this sentence fell, the girl quickly added another sentence: "Master Zhuang, sister Gong said the same about you at that time, and there is no sanitary napkin in such a big office! You don't respect women at all, how can you be a woman?" Brother! Be careful that Chairman Gong deducts your salary!"

Crowd: "..."

Dipping makeup frowned upon hearing the words: "It's in the bottom shelf of the safe, but she couldn't find it? Or did you forget the password?"

The girl said frankly: "It's all used up! Mr. Zhuang, you forgot to refill the ammunition."

Crowd: "..."

I feel that everyone present was ruined by Lei De's three views. What's the matter with this shit?Is there anyone who raises a younger sister like this? !What the hell is the CEO of a big company putting SpongeBob SquarePants in the safe in the office? Hey! !Goddess, you are so capable!Your family is so high-powered, okay? !

Dipping all the makeup, she was still very calm and self-restraint: "I'll buy it later, but you also tell her, don't throw all the messy things in my office in the future. Last time, Shuyan and I were looking for the third phase of Wangruoshu. Revise the document, dig out a bag of bonbons from the sofa, and half of the bag has been heated."

The secretary also probed and added: "Yeah, yeah, I'm too embarrassed to call a part-time worker to clean it up, the color is too close to that."

The girl thought for a while, then suddenly let out an ah, and said in a hurry: "Is there a sign of Yin-Yang and Bagua on that bag? Oh, it's mine! Sister Gong is going to a meeting, and she left me there to do online shopping. During that time I didn’t feel well, so I bought some tonics for nourishing yin and tonifying deficiency, regulating endocrine, and improving women’s yin deficiency at all ages. Uh... It seems that I forgot two bags of nourishing chocolate, one bag is in the sofa, and the other is my I threw it in your bookcase, but I looked for it last time, but I couldn't find it..." The voice became smaller and smaller, and finally fell silent for a while, and glanced at Di Jinzhuang, "Master Zhuang...you don't know how to be Snacks, eat... have you eaten?"

Dripping makeup: "..."

Come on!Judging by the expression of the goddess, it is very likely that she has already rolled around in her stomach.

The girl bravely admitted her mistake: "Master Zhuang, I'm sorry...you, you, are you not angry?"

With all the make-up dripping down, he said, "Hehe."

I bet on the blood of my hoof, the goddess is definitely angry.

But speaking of who this little girl is, she has the guts to destroy the goddess like this, and it sounds like she has a very close relationship with the goddess's sister. Could it be that she is a well-matched second generation official and rich?But what kind of daughter came to the troupe to sing?

...Well, it seems that you can’t say that. Since the goddess G.BMZ Group’s CEO’s identity was exposed, it seems that it is also acceptable for the eldest lady to sing. In the new era and new development, this is the quintessence of the country and is protected. Human beings cannot wear colored glasses. We must see the world with a new vision.

When everyone was still unable to extricate themselves from the rolling sky, they dripped all their makeup and said slowly: "Shuyan, go and remember, the Charity Drama Theater in May, the celebrity exchange meeting in August, and the tour in December, All these trips are cancelled!"

Secretary: "...Okay."

The girl rushed towards Di Jinzhuang in horror, and cried in a professional thigh-hugging posture: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh with what say with with with with with with withwithwithwithwithdraw? !!"

With all the make-up dripping off, he closed his eyes and meditated unmoved.

The girl yelled for a long time and found it had no effect, she paused for a moment, then she wiped her eyes and gasped, as if she had already cried for a marathon, the actor's old-fashioned nature was clearly evident: "Master Zhuang, you can't just ignore us, You are our troupe leader and the pillar of our entire troupe. Before he died, my father told me not to lose my temper with you—hey—a scholar who was thirsty and sick and needed help—it was late in the setting sun—down —— Lou—" At the end of the cry, she sang a few lines with a Beijing accent, just like Bai Suzhen, who was imprisoned by Fahai under the Leifeng Pagoda, was crying and bemoaning the misery of her fate.

The secretary was trembling under the girl's voice, and tried hard to ask Di Jinzhuang's opinion: "Mr. Gong, are you sure you want to cancel the trip?"

With all the makeup on, he slowly opened his eyes, glanced at the poor little girl as soon as he turned his eyes, and asked lightly: "Do you still remember the day when the master died?"

The girl choked: "..."

With a flick of his brows, the gorgeous makeup suddenly became arrogant: "It's just today."

The girl froze for a moment, her expression changed suddenly, and she became a little at a loss.

Di Jinzhuang said coldly: "You are still singing this word in front of me, looking for a beating?"

The red-framed mirror beside me also shook my head and sighed in pity. I touched him with my elbow and asked in a low voice, "What happened to that word just now? Why did the goddess lose her temper?"

The red-framed mirror just answered concisely: "Fu Rongkou, the former class leader in the past, was the master of the palace president. His original name was Chi Xialou, which was taken from the original words in "Peach Blossom Fan"."

Me: "..." Oh, let me go, this girl is really, it's not good to sing any sad words, unless you sing the words where the name comes from, isn't this just a sad reminder for yourself...

The red-frame mirror sighed again: "But I can't even remember the date of my father's death, so it's no wonder that Mr. Gong is angry."

well?etc!This girl's father is the master of the goddess, so this girl is... the legendary—little, master, younger sister?

Oh shit!This gossip ignited in an instant, even my childhood sweetheart, my junior sister, appeared on the stage!The master was seriously ill and entrusted his disciples to take care of the widow and daughter, and even handed over all the properties under his name to take care of... Damn, isn't this a dowry in disguise? !

One hundred and eight Qiongyao theaters in my mind instantly staged the dog-blooded Marysu.

The author has something to say: I suddenly found a stalk about the little junior sister. . .grass!In terms of status, why do you feel that junior sister is more suitable for the status of Mrs. Zun?

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Inviting you to review is simply too bad, the article is basically unchanged, I just repost it

☆, the goddess became a junior sister in anger

The author has something to say: I read a novel desperately, was disgusted, and lost my appetite all day

Then I decided to add a new character in the article, this character must be stupid enough, brain-dead enough, noob enough, Mary Su enough, and the level of weirdness is comparable to biochemical weapons!

Come on, let's see what consequences this kind of character can end up in society. . . ==

【Damn it, after reading too much Su Wen, I suddenly feel that my own writing has changed. . .grass! !

The executive president of G.BMZ Group personally came forward and booked Hongya Pharmaceutical Company in my hands. The formal contract was signed a week later. After some discussions, the price was set at 410 million. The acquisition procedures and matching work were all handled by the group .

So far, I am a poor man, the company has paid out, and the money has not yet arrived.Thinking of the piles of instant noodles and pancakes at home, I shamelessly followed a group of people from the G.BMZ Group to eat.

Vice President He didn't want to see me very much, and waved to me with the briefcase in one hand: "Living Buddha, let's go!"

I wiped my face and tried my best to smile: "Bodhisattvas, Amitabha, please make some fasting meals for this living Buddha."

As soon as I stepped out of the dormitory, the cold wind hit my face like a knife, and my face was almost wrinkled. I didn't care to cover my face with a scarf, and hurriedly followed them.Unexpectedly, after walking a few steps, a large group of reporters suddenly appeared in the courtyard, with cameras as big as bricks holding shorthand paper and pens, and fans who stubbornly stayed here, like a magnet. Run towards Di Jinzhuang at the front.

I was taken aback, but the master was very calm, his collar was turned up to cover half of his face, and a pair of sunglasses blocked half of his face, and his steps were not chaotic.

At this time, the professional wingman's red-frame mirror, Lu Liang, the special assistant to the president, immediately called the bodyguards outside the courtyard to come in to rescue him. The five big and three thick men hurriedly used their burly bodies as meat shields, and they all stood in familiar positions.

The reporters didn't give up, they clicked and took pictures while snapping at the gaps, while asking nonsense questions loudly.

I listened for a while, and found that the most frequently heard questions were related to the ambiguous news about Di Jinzhuang, the diamond king, and the name that appeared the most here also pointed straight to the little junior sister who followed Di Jinzhuang .

"Miss Chi! I heard that Master Di Jin Zhuang intends to follow Master Fu Rong Kou's last wish and get engaged to you this year! Is this news true?"

"Miss Chi, you have such a close relationship with the makeup master, may I ask if you and the master lived together before marriage?"

"Miss Chi, you must have seen the makeup master without makeup! Can you describe what the master's makeup looks like?"

As the reporters chattered, all kinds of fans also began to howl earth-shattering.

"Goddess Goddess, you must never get married! No one in the world is worthy of your beauty!!"

"Goddess of make-up!!! Please sign!! Please take a photo!! Please shake hands!! Please support!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that I read a fanart the day before yesterday! "Body Fluid Hidden Under Kongming Lanterns" by Chi Jiao Society X dripping make-up! Damn, it's so loving!! Goddess, whoever you love, go bravely!!"

Me: "...hehe, it's so fucking spectacular."

In fact, I have also heard a little about the CP in the last fanart. Chi Jiaoshe is the director of "Jieshe Electronics Company", one of the four kings in the business world. I heard that he is the one with the largest shareholding in the company and has great decision-making power.We ordinary people are not very clear about such people, but a few years ago, during a national-level performance in Beijing with all the make-up, this director Chi bought the Kongming lanterns in the entire Beijing city. Floating the Kongming lantern with the words "Dipping makeup", it was a sensation.

After that, all kinds of fan YY women immediately used their imaginations and started to engage in pure love and beauty. They combined the pictures of Chi Jiaoshe and dripping make-up together with PS, and then wrote touching love letters and obscene scenes. "Body Fluid Hidden Under the Kongming Lantern" is the most classic and the most original book among them. It simply writes the love between two people magnificently and magnificently.

But the truth is, on that night in Beijing, the makeup was dropped and the performance was interrupted and walked out of the auditorium. The silk and satin of the costumes fluttered in the cold wind. He looked up and only glanced at the Kongming Lantern, and then pointed to the sky with an incomparable expression Indifference: "Give it all to me, get out."

Fifteen minutes later, there was a sudden gust of wind and heavy rain, and all the Kongming lanterns turned into chickens and fell.

Fifteen hours later, the stock of "Jie Amnesty Electronics Company" dropped by [-] percent, and four large branches in Beijing closed down.

The crowd who watched only half of the show remained silent.

I saw this news at the time and just wanted to say, Goddess, you are so strong that we human beings are under a lot of pressure! !

The scene became more and more intense, and even the experienced bodyguards and meat shields were a bit overwhelmed. The special assistant and the secretary were already squeezed out of sight by the distorted crowd, and the only ones surrounded in the middle were Di Jinzhuang and Na Late girl.

I followed Vice President He step by step, looking at the turbulent crowd, I was also impatient, can't you fucking step aside and ask us after we finish eating? !

Suddenly, Vice President He stopped, raised his head and frowned and muttered: "...Is there something wrong?"

I was startled, and immediately stood on tiptoe to look at the center of the crowd. Between the overlapping figures, Dripping Makeup seemed to have stopped and turned around. Even though only half of my face was exposed in the crowd, the cinnabar The thin lips are still so vivid that it is hard to look directly at them.

"What's wrong with the goddess? Do you want to hold a press conference temporarily?" I didn't understand.

"I'm afraid not..." Vice President He's face became vigilant.

Before he finished speaking, Di Jinzhuang raised his brows and smiled slowly.

Vice President He immediately understood, backed up and said angrily: "What the hell did those idiots do!! Damn, call 119!!"

I didn't know, so I followed suit: "Fuck! Please, can you tell me what happened to the goddess? He has a pretty smile!"

"The rolling ball looks good! He got pissed off!!"

While I was retreating with Vice President He, I also saw that the reporters and fans didn't seem to be so frantic, and a few very smart ones were also retreating. Di Jinzhuang beckoned, and Secretary Zhuang came from somewhere He rushed out, holding something in his hand, and then reached out to take it with his makeup dripping off, it looked like a small paper box, then he lowered his head and took out something to wipe, a cluster of flames ignited between his fingers.

A box of matches.

It dawned on me, and at the same time... the shit backed away!

Fuck you, you can't retreat, there is a lesson from the past for this matter!It is recognized by the public that her appearance is astonishing after all the makeup is gone, but Nima's temper is also known to be cold and arrogant, okay?Last year, a piece of news about Drip Makeup swept the country. It remained at the top of the hot list for eight months. Do you know what it is? "Five Steps of Wrath of the Makeup Goddess Blood Splatter"!It was because a rich second-generation dude and his team surrounded Di Jinzhuang, who was the judge of the final review, during a national drama assessment competition, half coercing and half persuading the goddess to sing a song and take off her make-up to look bare-faced. The old master can't do anything, and the police are still on the way.Everyone felt helpless and disheartened. Di Jinzhuang smiled indifferently and stood up. Just when everyone thought he was going to sing, he suddenly picked up something and fiddled with it, then threw something into the corner.

After a moment of silence, a shocking explosion rose into the sky!

Everyone was stunned by the explosion. With all their makeup on, they threw off their heavy costumes and walked around the venue. When they encountered a monitor, they broke the wires and threw a match when they encountered a mysterious corner. It is gods who block and kill gods and Buddhas who block and kill Buddhas!Finally, he walked up to the frightened Dandan, and took out a crackling firecracker from the corner, then grabbed the Dandy's tie, and stuffed it into the Dandan's clothes forcefully, causing a group of people to explode with a bang His face turned pale and his hands and feet trembled.

Finally, 110 finally arrived. I was shocked when I saw the smoky atmosphere inside, and hurriedly asked if it wasn't a crowd fight. How did it become malicious arson? !One of the Peking Opera masters said in a high voice, police officers, you are here!What did the police say they needed help with?The master said to borrow a mobile phone and dial 119 quickly! !

Because only the first half of this incident has a video, and the second half is pieced together by bystanders sporadically, there is insufficient evidence for the crime of malicious injury, and there are too many doubts about why there are firecrackers at the assessment site.Later, at the press conference, Shi Shiran said: "Justifiable defense." As well as the protection of the drama masters at that time, the police also sold their face. The case was closed in a hurry, and the court did not even send a subpoena.

And that dandy was almost blown off half of his body, and the hospital almost failed to save him. He issued two notices of critical illness in one night, and it is said that the first notice was signed by him with all his makeup on.The dude's mother rushed to the hospital, angrily accused Di Jinzhuang, and said cruelly that my son can't save you and be buried with you.With all the makeup on and a mask on her face, when the woman finished cursing, she glanced at her coldly, and only replied: "I did my own crimes, don't mind my ass." After speaking, he got up and left.

According to gossip, this was not the last sentence that Di Jinzhuang got up to leave. The paparazzi who knew the lip language when passing by his mother said that the goddess of makeup actually said this sentence: "Do you understand education? Your own Take care of your son, and if he dares to commit a crime on my head, next time I will blow him up into a girl."

...So after the "Goddess Firecracker Incident" that became popular all over the country, the red sentence on the Internet was refreshed with "I dare to provoke the goddess with makeup, are you afraid?"

Damn, I want to say now, are you afraid of such a thing?I am afraid!

Su Zhuangcan's noisy human voice seemed to be swallowed by a black hole for a moment, leaving rustling wind marks.

Dripping makeup indifferently watched everyone step back five meters cautiously, loosened his fingers, and the burning match fell to the ground and was crushed with his foot.The bodyguards were crowded to pieces, but at this moment, no one surrounded them knowingly.

In the eerie silence, DiJianzhuang looked sideways at Miss Chi, unzipped the zipper of her down vest, pressed it between her waist and abdomen, looked up at the little girl who gritted her teeth and bulged her cheeks, and frowned slightly: " Does it hurt here?"

The girl's eyes were blurred with tears: "It all hurts."

"There are some strains and dislocations." Di Jinzhuang leaned over and put his hands on her waist, pushing and twisting them extremely skillfully, like a well-trained old masseur, "Go back and put a plaster on you."

The girl hugged his neck directly to express her affection: "Master Zhuang, you are the best, even better than my father treats me!"

Di Jinzhuang was silent for a while: "...I don't think this can be a reason for you not being able to remember the anniversary of your master's death."

I wiped off my cold sweat, and Vice President He beside me also breathed a sigh of relief.It seems that some unlucky thing accidentally injured Miss Chi this time, and it was the hero... Uh, the goddess became a junior sister in anger.

However, it can be seen from this that Junior Sister Chi's ambiguous gossip is very well-founded, unlike Chi Jiao's one which is full of speculation, it is really nothing to be afraid of, and it will not pose any threat to Junior Sister Chi.

When the crisis was over, the crowd was ready to move and tremble with fear, and said calmly with all their makeup on, "You're good, huh?"

We are all silent, it's about our own dog's life, who the hell dare not learn to be good?Who can be more awesome than a goddess?

During the collective inspection, two fire trucks suddenly ran a red light under the escort of a police car!There were ambulances from different hospitals following behind!

Crowd: "..."

The police car slammed to the door of Su Zhuangcan, the door was quickly opened and the next policeman hurried to the door, stunned for a moment, unsure: "This time... it's not malicious arson, is it a fight instead?" And looking at the firefighter who was holding a thick water pipe and looking around blankly, he said angrily, "Who called the police! Do you fucking talk against each other!!"

Crowd: "..."

I sighed, Uncle policeman, you can't force us to figure out the way of the goddess. If everyone can't retreat in a sensible way this time, I don't think it's the old routine of arson, maybe it's a poison gas What……

Believe me, the reason why the goddess of makeup has been called a goddess for several years has no objection, because he does things that others cannot do.

☆, the complete failure of the reporter

If my life is an urban romance novel, then it must be a slow one according to the routine of the previous essay.But getting here is a very crucial place. Maybe the goddess of makeup will look at me with admiration through the name of Cengfan. Then, the future will be bright.

But there was a bug at this turning point—the G.BMZ group divided into three groups and left. The first ones were Di Jinzhuang and Miss Chi. There was a Maybach 62 with smooth lines. There was no driver, and the goddess drove the car herself. Junior Sister Chi was sitting in the co-pilot, and more than 90 yuan in luxurious costumes and emerald haircuts were spread out in the back seat.

Give me a lot of ambition and courage, I dare not compete with more than 90 people for a seat and use the goddess as a driver...

The second wave was Assistant Lu and Secretary Zhuang, who drove a public van, which was very eye-catching. In such a place full of reporters and fans, I felt that I would definitely die if I proposed to get in such a car.She doesn't have the strength of a makeup goddess, and she doesn't want to be exposed. From what age she came to her aunt, she must remember one sentence: Nodonodie!

The third wave is Vice President He. Here I need to commend him, because he is a good person, although not particularly good.

Originally, he was a very inconspicuous one. There are many dignitaries here, so naturally there are no reporters chasing and intercepting him.After watching the boss leave, he took the car keys to the parking lot, and I followed him step by step. When he opened the car door, he seemed to realize that I was still there.Turning my head and frowning, I wanted to get angry, but when I saw that one of my feet was covered with a crumpled shoe, which was still soaked in blood, I paused, took the car keys and said, "Living Buddha, we will go and take you to the west, ah No, the hospital."

It really carried out the idea of ​​a good person who sent Buddha to the West. I was a little grateful but puzzled: "Don't you have a car?"

Vice President He looked at my feet with a look of looking at pathogens and bacteria: "My car is sick with blood."

Me: "...fuck!"

What kind of world is this? There is not even a Lei Feng!I just want to eat while I'm hurt!You inhumane people still despise Lao Tzu's blood for dirtying the car! !

Vice President He turned and walked out of the parking lot, so I had to go out with my injured foot.Just a few steps away, people in suits and leather shoes walked towards him. They probably had some friendship with Vice President He, and one of them even patted Vice President He on the shoulder affectionately: "Oh old He, you are here too? I didn't see you just now , Why, forgot the car keys? It’s okay, I’ll ask the guys here to pay attention, the brothers are going to have lunch, why don’t you reward me?”

Vice President He had a teasing expression on his face: "Didn't you invite me to a private club like KTV a few times before? What's wrong this time, talking about friends is going to be serious? Where's the girl?"

The group of people laughed a few times, and the one next to him laughed and interjected: "It's easy to deal with if it's a girl, our young master, we just said that we need to learn a few operas when we go back, it seems that we are going to bow down under the costume of the goddess of makeup It is!" After finishing speaking, he jokingly said, "Young Master Lin, why don't you tell my brothers that Peking opera is only for the elderly? Come on, let's not listen, go and book a room and ask the young and beautiful girls to give it to you." Lin Shao helps the fun!"

The young man threw out six words: "Roll the ball! Rouge vulgar powder!"

Listening to a group of friends talking about his boss, Vice President He didn't know what kind of mentality he was in. He sighed and pressed the young man's shoulder, and gave a very pertinent suggestion: "Young Master Lin, you should find a girl." In the eyes of the master, we are all rouge vulgar fans."

Young Master Lin seemed to mutter something, and then said angrily: "Old He, do you know something, isn't the goddess of makeup single? How do I think he has a woman by his side all the time?"

Vice President He paused for a moment, and said indifferently, "You can't afford to be the master of the world."

As one of the four masters in the business world, although "Sushi" is inferior to the emerging company "Jieshe Electronics", it relies on its long history and reputation. The most elite theater troupe, as long as they wear all their makeup and stay together for a day, they will stay together for a day.

And when Vice President He said "Take the lead in the world", I called up the information about this business enterprise from my mind, and when I thought about it, I immediately understood.This is the only company led by a woman among the four heavenly kings. The name of this mysterious woman is Chi Rong, and she can be regarded as a female successor to her father's business...but I think half of her father's business has already been planted in the G.BMZ group ...

Those gangsters were talking about going to dinner again, Vice President He chatted with them