half face makeup

There was also a snow particle on the day, which made this year's winter even more unusual.

After all, the old house of the Chai family is a symbol. Although it was damaged a lot due to the "Battle of Chishan in the early tenth century", the old man still insisted on repairing it. Fan Jinglan didn't have much opinion, and allocated a sum of money after a few days Son, by the way, let the idle daddy go to supervise the work.

Although I wasn't afraid of the cold, I couldn't stand the cold wind blowing on my head. After a quarter of an hour of continuous blowing, my temples hurt like they were about to swell.At the moment, I am also lying on the bed, with a computer on my lap, and I am triggering an email for Huang Da.

The email is a compressed package of real photos.

Huang Dachu quickly replied: "What do you want to do after posting so many pictures of beauties? If there is a follow-up AV, please post it!"

I typed blankly: "I want you to have no trace of PS, fat pig hair style, pimples all over the sky, eyebrows like a mallet, nose tip like garlic, lips like pig intestines, by the way, if you still have a pair of bright eyes, remember Zhang Flying through the needle and staring at it."

Huang Datouch: "..."

After a while he replied tremblingly: "I said uncle, have you provoked some fox's nest?"

I took a sip of the tea on the bedside table, and typed a sentence with one hand: "They are all candidates for marriage with goddesses, you can figure it out."

On a cloudy day three days ago, the goddess issued an official statement in the underworld that the marriage will be carried out at the end of December.

In fact, this is also a well-understood matter. Nowadays, whether it is the "Three Black Families" or the "Big Three", they are almost in a state of withering. The civil war has seriously injured the vitality, and it will not be able to recover in a short time.

At this moment, in order to suppress the gangsters, treaties and agreements alone are not enough to convince the public, one must be ruthless.

Originally, the task of selecting marriage candidates was late, but since she was already exhausted preparing for the "Lingmo Shengshi" tour, she immediately handed over this task to me.

So I'm not being polite—since I've accepted such a mission as Mao Yanshou, I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen of Wang Zhaojun, go to the cold palace!

However, when the stack of perfectly uglified photos came out and I sent them every day when I went to pay my respects to the goddess, my heart was still in a state of anxiety.

When I arrived, Chi Rong was not there. She was on the ninth floor with her make-up in ruins. The goddess was practicing an opera, beating the beat gently with her hands. The sound of rising was raised along the water sleeve, one after another.

Half a minute later, the silky voice suddenly stopped, and I was hearing the excitement, and at this moment, I couldn't help but feel that there was a pity in the world.

The goddess put on a thick coat and looked at me: "What's the matter?"

I didn't say a word, just handed over the sealed bag.

The goddess opened the cover, and after reading everything, she was silent for a full minute.

On the quiet ninth floor, I could only hear the noise outside the window, and I was even more uneasy. I rubbed my shoes on the steps at the top of the stairs, backed up slightly, and prepared to run away.

"Yishu." The goddess turned a stack of photos upside down on the table, and looked up at me, "I'm really spoiled by you, you are so jealous, you dare to hit me in the face like that."

Although the words were heavy, the tone was still light and light. I heard that he was not very angry, but gave birth to courage: "Goddess, you can't blame me. They look like this. They usually look like golden flowers when they are painted with makeup. Believe me, Su Yan is guaranteed to be such a horrible sight."

"It can't be like this. I thought I was watching a collection of monsters in Journey to the West just now."

I was awkward for a while, but I still said cowardly: "Goddess, can't I not contact you?"

"Sun Quan released all the news about the marriage between Liu Bei and Sun Shangxiang. When the matter came to an end, Liu Bei said that he was joking about not getting married. Do you think Wu Jun will tear down Shu Jun?"

I bowed my head, and after turning a hundred and eighty corners in my heart, I still spit out: "Goddess, I think we must follow the tradition in this matter!"

The goddess tapped the table with her finger: "Is there still a tradition in marriage?"

"Well, although it is a custom of the old society, it is still very useful." I pointed to myself, "For example, child brides-in-law, I personally think it is very good, goddess, what do you think?"

The goddess' fingers stopped on the table: "..."

After a long silence, the goddess suddenly smiled and leaned back on the back of the chair. The middle lapel of the cloak she wore outside was slightly opened, revealing the thin neckline of the costume inside, which was painted with countless flowers, setting off a beautiful neck.

He took a cup of fragrant tea on the table, opened the lid of the tea to let the heat dry, and said casually in the smoke: "Tell me, how long have you been obsessed with me?"

I whispered: "...not long."

"At what age did you start?"

"……11 years old."

"What month is your birthday?"

"February 22."

"It's quite two."

"..."

I couldn't figure out what the goddess meant, so I could only draw circles with my head and feet. After a while, the goddess put the teacup on the table and said, "You go out first, and wait until I finish practicing this part of the scene."

I looked up, and Qi Xi said, "Goddess, are you going to... think about it?"

"Don't think about it, you've survived until now, which means you really forced yourself to believe in me." He unbuttoned his cloak, revealing the costume with silk embroidered sleeves and flowers, "Then I can trust you too."

I opened my eyes wide: "Ah this..."

The goddess came and raised her hand to gently shave my face. Her fingers were slightly cool, and I felt an electric current rushing from my face to my spine, which crisped my entire spine.I was staring blankly when I heard him say slowly: "Tong Bride, remember to take that stack of monster photos with you when you go out."

When I came out from the rest of the makeup, I could describe it as a loss of soul, my whole person was in a state of vacillation and disoriented.Seeing Chi Rong approaching from afar, he pounced on him and cried, "I don't want to wash my face in my whole life!!"

Chi Rong was taken aback: "What did you get splashed on?"

With tears in my eyes, I said, "Mi...Ecstasy Soup..."

Chi Rong opened his mouth wide: "So ruthless, why did you provoke Mr. Zhuang? By the way, what is the ecstasy soup? Meng Poting's torture...has been reformed again?"

I was fidgeting on the lower level of the remaining make-up, and finally started to burn the stack of photos of the monsters in Journey to the West, and I burned a piece of broken thoughts, which made Chi Rong terrified: "It's over, Yishu set fire to the monsters, and burned himself out of order." .”

In the evening, the goddess finally came down from the ninth floor, wearing a dark black cloak with dark gold patterns embroidered on the corners, wearing a mask with red patterns on a black background, her pupils were as bright as ice.

He took the car keys handed over by the senior executive next to him, and motioned for me to follow: "Have you got your ID card?"

I was getting into the car to fasten my seat belt, and I was stunned when I heard this: "Not yet."

The goddess nodded slightly, and turned the car key to start the engine. At this moment of speeding, neon lights flashed outside the window, my heart beat like a beating drum, and I looked around, like a pot of eels.

Goddess drove for a while, took a few glances at me who was alive and kicking, and finally turned on the turn signal and stopped on the side of the road.

The street lamp shone down, illuminating half of his mask, but he was dazzled by those pupils, and he was as beautiful as before, just like when he first saw him with thick makeup, and the corners of his crimson eyes were charming.

He turned to look at me and said, "Yi Shu, it's useless for you to bring your household registration book. I'm abducting minors when you're under [-] and taking you to the Civil Affairs Bureau. Don't move around. We're going this way. Not going there."

I:"……"

After the car restarted, I tentatively asked, "Where are we going now?"

"The current headquarter of the Chai family is located, and it will be closed in one thought."

I was stunned for a long time: "...to my house?"

The goddess said lightly: "Well, see my parents."

I:"……"

Before I got excited, I suddenly remembered one thing, I haven't made it clear to my father and stepmother!At night, when I heard that the official Wang Da was driving Chai's house, not to mention her father, Fan Jinglan was probably scared out of her wits. Her first thought was probably - my mother, Meng Poting, was finally free to clean up Chai's house! !

But if the Goddess is mild-tempered—wonderful!Meng Poting is going to clean up the Chai family to death!

Along the way, I was too embarrassed to use my mobile phone to inform the Chai family, so I could only talk to the goddess when I was about to reach the destination, "We need to discuss the attitude of the goddess."

The goddess was overtaking, and said calmly when she heard the words: "Worried about whether I will be polite?"

I regarded death as home and said, "Yes! Don't be polite! There is murderous look in your eyes, presumptuous tone, even if you want to drink a cup of tea, you have to throw a teacup first!"

The goddess was silent for a moment, and then slowly said: "Yi Shu, do you know what I'm going to do?"

"what?"

"I'm going to marry, not snatch a relative."

"..."

☆, Dinghaishen Zhen Zhen heroes

When I read "Journey to the West", I knew that Dragon Palace had such a sea-fixing needle. Although it was set to be pulled out by a monkey in the end, it felt useless, but the role of this magic needle should not be underestimated. I think the monkey pulled out the magic needle. At that time, the Dragon Palace almost collapsed, and the sun and the moon turned dark and day and night turned upside down, all of which showed that the Dinghai Shenzhen Needle had earth-shattering effects.

The Goddess is the Sea God Needle.

Although there are men, women and children of the Chai family in front of them, all of them have extraordinary demeanor, but there is Dinghaishenzhen standing here to frighten the heroes, not to mention that this Dinghaishenzhen can hit without monkeys.

As expected, even in the middle of the night, the tea house of "Yi Nian Dai Yan Harvest" was brightly lit, and when the servant at the door respectfully handed in the name of "King of Officials", the lights in the tea house became even more intense. The footsteps are also chattering like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves.

Fan Jinglan was immediately dumbfounded: "Wu, Mr. Wuguan Wang...what advice do you have?"

The wind in the winter night seemed to be carrying a tiny shuttle, and it was painful to shave my face. I stepped forward and signaled Fan Jinglan to invite the goddess in first: "The goddess is here to contact the relationship, so tell the cooks to move. Let's have a meal first."

Fan Jinglan looked past me and looked at the rows of unmarked cars in the back. Meng Poting's men and horses in uniforms with black background and red stripes stopped quietly, like a steel city wall.

After the goddess noticed, she raised her hand and turned her head slightly: "Xiaoji, take them back 500 meters."

Xiao Ji immediately smiled and nodded yes, turned around and made a gesture, and all the men and women of Meng Poting bent down and got into the car. After a while, one car after another started the engine and drove off into the distance.

Fan Jinglan was only slightly relaxed at this moment.

"I don't have any advice." The voice of the goddess was empty in the dark night, "Master Fan is too careful just eating."

Fan Jinglan didn't dare to be careless. Now Yan Luodian is scattered and fled in all directions, Wangchuan River is low and small, and only Meng Poting's family dominates the three giants; among the black three, the Yan family is the loyal Meng Poting, and the Wen family has been completely controlled. Only the Chai family is left—is this what it means to make a statement?Do you mean let's start the fight if you don't express your opinion?

Fan Jinglan was very nervous.

I was so nervous that I stepped on me dozens of times along the way, eight times with high heels.

The banquet in the middle hall was quickly set up, and all the dishes were exquisite, but judging from the taste of the fairy flower, it was pure waste.

Almost all members of the Chai family were present, sitting with the head of the family, and the second seat at the principal level. David puts on his glass.

After all the wine at the banquet was changed, a guard personally matched two wine glasses, one was presented in front of the father, and the other was placed in front of the goddess, and he thoughtfully removed a straw and dipped it into the wine.

Before the father looked at Fan Jinglan at a loss, the goddess had already stood up, holding the wine glass, nodding her head slightly, and said in a gentle voice, "A little heart, respect to my father-in-law."

I:"……"

Fan Jinglan was stunned: "..."

Everyone in the Chai family headquarters was scared to pee: "..."

The Chai family was completely defeated, and they were instantly killed by the horoscopes of the dripping makeup. These horoscopes were like the Pope's eight-character scriptures, and they shocked all the heroes in the green forest.And my father, who was in the middle of the bull's-eye, was especially tragic. The so-called father-in-law poured a glass of wine all over his face, and he couldn't run away.

I silently covered my face.

In the eerie silence, only the Goddess was as calm as ever, she put aside her mask slightly, took a sip of wine, then frowned, and suddenly put the wine glass heavily on the table!

The old man suddenly frightened and sat down on the ground again.

"This is not my wine, who made a mistake?"

As soon as the goddess questioned, Xiaoji stepped forward immediately, took out the straw and tasted the wine stains on the end, slapped the second guard from the left beside him with a backhand, and took away the wine glass with a smile: "Sorry Mr. Zhuang." Immediately He nodded slightly to my father again, "Fifth Master, I'm sorry."

The goddess moved away from the chair, walked slowly to the father, and handed a wet towel: "You are not strict, and the wine was reversed by mistake. This glass of distilled alcohol is for someone. I should have asked my father-in-law to drink Caymus Conundrum, which is harmful to the body. That's right, the drinks will be served again later, please do Zhuang some face."

"Makeup...Master Makeup...don't dare to be..."

The old man's instinctive reaction was to kneel in fright with slurred speech, and at this moment, he wished that he was a pangolin, pawing the ground three feet.

I glanced at it silently, lowered my head and continued to eat.

In short, the meal was very messy for everyone.

My father was helped out by several servants. He drank when he was nervous, so that the white wine with little alcohol content also made him high.Fan Jinglan originally wanted to sneak out with Chai Zhumeng, but was left behind by the goddess to discuss the matter of marriage—Master Fan stated very spinelessly at this moment that she fully supported her, but as a stepmother, the mother-in-law was unnecessary .

But since the legal age of marriage in China is around [-], unless you get a fake ID or go overseas, this marriage can only be engaged first.After some discussion, Fan Jinglan said that she would handle the matter, and the date would be around January and February.

The goddess nodded slightly, sat casually on the main seat, took a cup of tea and let it go, tea foam swaying in her heart.After discussing this matter, he raised his eyes and glanced in vain. The people in the room who were making plans fell silent, but the goddess didn't speak.

"I don't have much advice on how to prepare, but it may be delayed." The goddess' voice was light, "I will bring Yi Shu with me for the tour at the end of December, and we will go straight to our honeymoon as soon as it is over."

I was drinking soup, and looked up in a daze at this moment: "Honeymoon?"

Fan Jinglan gave me a very ambiguous look, then turned to compliment me and said, "This is a good suggestion, my lord. Cultivate feelings!"

The goddess laughed: "Since it's an in-law relationship, there's no need to address them so clearly, right?"

Although Fan Jinglan changed her words, she did so respectfully: "Then... Master Zhuang?"

The goddess didn't care much: "Call it that way if you want."

In the middle of the night, Fan Jinglan almost floated all the way to bring the goddess to the door. Now she didn't feel scared when she saw a row of cars parked for escort. Several servants.

I seized the time to ask the question: "That honeymoon, really?"

The goddess hummed, then lowered her head and took the leather gloves handed over by Xiaoji and put them on: "Where do you want to go?" Seeing me thinking, she added, "It's best to have a place without oceans and rivers, I'm afraid I'll get sick." .”

I thought for a while: "Go inland, go to the high slope of the loess?"

"..." The goddess glanced at me, "Want to dance sorghum dance on honeymoon? Your idea is very curious."

I laughed and said, "What about the goddess?"

"Will you take the green train?"

I blinked: "Huh?"

"Go to Tibet."

I hesitated for a moment: "Goddess, I heard that Tibet is very restless. Several news reports are about murder and arson..."

"Killing people and setting fires should also pay attention to the patriarch." There was a haughty smile in the goddess's eyes, "With my reputation as the official king, is it enough for those terrorists to call me grandpa?"

I:"……"

Why not enough?My fucking grandpa is enough!

The car door has been opened, the goddess leaned sideways on the car body, raised her jaw slightly: "Remember to pack your things and go to bed early, my future, madam."

The goddess has been famous for a long time, she has nothing to say in her singing, and her voice slightly raises a stroke at the end of the sentence, which can make people scratch their heads, not to mention the last two words are even more charming.

I went to bed early and ended up not sleeping all night.

More than 800 sheep were counted.

The next day I excitedly ran to the Suzhuang Ancient Building, but was told by Chi Rong that the goddess was staying in the Sirong Building today to handle official business, chatted with Chi Rong for a few words, and ran to the Sirong Building like a dog.

As soon as I stepped into the office, I saw the appearance of the goddess who was about to go out, and saw me just stroking my hair, and then said to Lute who was following up and wearing a pair of red frames: "You are right, I am Go against them."

Assistant Lu probably didn't expect the goddess to recognize her so quickly, she was a little dumbfounded, and couldn't help persuading: "Mr. Gong, didn't your father tell you before? If you want to impress Yingjia, you will be 30 years old."

"His words?" The Goddess thought for a while, as if she was trying to verify her memory, then said oh, and said casually, "His words, when did you see me?"

Lu Liang: "..."

Assistant Lu and Secretary Zhuang, who followed halfway, were so entangled in many things that they chased the goddess all the way to the parking lot below the building. After the goddess started the car, she signed a few more documents, and then suddenly put her hand on my shoulder and turned to me. By the window, he presumably introduced, "My ministers, see the mistress soon."

As soon as the words were finished, the special assistant and the secretary each had a red envelope in their hands, and said with a serious attitude: "Congratulations, my lord, for your wife."

The goddess glanced lightly at the red envelope, turned her head and said nonchalantly, "What do you mean at the gate of the group? People would think that the Gong family is about to collapse, and even the employees are here to donate." He pressed the lock button, and in the car window Xu Xusheng said lightly, "I will remember to deduct it from your salary later."

Two courtiers: "..."

I choked on the windowpane with a gulp of soda.

Goddess... You are really too, don't be so insidious to your own people...

At least you have to give them an invoice!

The "Lingmo Shengshi" tour lasts for 25 days, traveling to [-] cities, four times, each time not less than three hours, and rushing to the show without interruption, it is simply a life like a squeeze machine.

Chi Rong was very worried, and specially equipped two backup medical teams. As the head of the family, she couldn't accompany her specially, so she could only go close together before leaving: "Mr. Zhuang, you accept it when you see it. It's really not a human job!"

The goddess was packing her luggage: "The cat is crying for the mouse, let's go."

Chi Rong said angrily: "Why am I just crying for a mouse? I think I'm a dog taking a mouse!"

The goddess straightened up and glanced at her: "Because all the tickets are sold out, I added fifteen more scenes without authorization, isn't it Rong Rong you?"

Chi Rong shrank his head and shrank to the side: "You...you don't even look at Shishi's official website...I don't add it, fans can blow up the official website! No! I have received threatening letters, and some fanatics said they would go to the official website. Throwing bombs at Shishi Headquarters!" After speaking, Chi Rong cocked his neck, "Master Zhuang, don't worry about those fifteen scenes, I have arranged other things, you just need to rest."

"No matter what you arrange, as long as I don't sing, the fans will say that you are cheating."

Chi Rong stomped his feet: "Then I will add up with Master Dai and distribute it reasonably..."

"That's cutting corners. I don't have an idea when things happen. I go to Er Er all day long. It's been a waste of teaching you for so many years."

Chi Rong stepped back aggrieved, then poked me, motioning for me to distract the goddess.

So I coughed heavily and accused: "Goddess, you call everyone so tender and sweet, why do you call me by my first name?"

The goddess was silent for a while, and then couldn't help but said: "Yi Shu, are you so jealous about such a small matter?"

I:"……"

The author has something to say:

☆、Green leather train

On December 25th, Christmas, the first stop of the "Lingmo Shengshi" tour will be in Tianjing Qinhuai.

It snowed lightly that night, and immediately after the Qinhuai tour ended, a plane was waiting, and everyone rushed to the next location without stopping.Chi Rong made a special trip to see him off. Wearing a heavy fur coat, he wiped the snow off his hat, but frowned and said, "The weather is bad, why don't we leave later?"

"I'll be late for the next game." The goddess said calmly, the bright blue lights of the airport shone on his face, casting faint shadows, and even the bright blood-like oil paint was as dim as night.

Chi Rong was silent for a moment, then picked up a canvas bag next to it and handed it to me: "Master Zhuang's rations."

As soon as I took it, because I didn't estimate the weight well, my whole body was brought to the ground by the canvas bag. I clicked my tongue, straightened up and lifted it up again: "How long is this going to last?"

"It's been a long time." Chi Rong twitched my shoulder with his hat, "Sister-in-law, take good care of Master Zhuang."

The tour lasted until January NO.15, and the frenzy spread across the country like a prairie fire. Naturally, movie fans followed the whole process, because it was also a little closer to the Spring Festival travel season, and the prices of various trains remained high, reaching a peak in recent years.

However, due to the high load of rushing and acting, the goddess performed impeccably on the high stage. However, once she entered the backstage, her condition continued to be in a bad state, and Xiaoji had to replenish the medicine in her hand every few hours.

One time I specifically asked Xiaoji how the goddess's physical condition was. Xiaoji opened a cup of yogurt for himself, said with a spoon in his mouth, "Master Zhuang knows it well, so I can't say much."

"I think he is too dependent on drugs."

"This is something that can't be helped, from oral administration to intramuscular injection, and then to intravenous injection." Xiaoji lowered his head and ate another spoonful, then turned and walked away, "But he knows it himself, so what can I do?"

The last scene was held in the capital city, and it was a serious ending. Because it was the finale, the audience was extremely crazy. A large number of movie fans outside the venue who had never bought tickets even broke through the police defense line several times, almost causing a serious stampede.

But this time, the Goddess did not leave as soon as the performance was over. He tore off the miniature microphone in his ears, and then took a wireless microphone again. His voice was clear, but his breath was slightly unsteady because the performance had just ended: "Tao Shi is right. , 'Ling Mo Sheng Shi' is indeed the last play of my life."

The audience was silent because of this sentence.

"If you want to ask me why I quit the film industry before I reached my thirties, I think there are quite a few reasons, and you all can't understand these reasons."

Suddenly there was a voice below, but the goddess pressed down with one hand and continued: "Then let me tell you a reason that you can understand, I am about to get engaged, and for the sake of peace in the future, I will not hold such performances again. Thank you for your support, on January [-]th in Beijing, with all your makeup on.”

Because of this sentence, everyone was strangely silent for more than ten seconds.

The next moment, the soaring arrogance completely exploded!Howling everywhere!

I was completely stunned, the fans who were dazzled by anger had all rushed forward!Howling Goddess Goddess, how can you get married while being jealous like a vengeance is bound to catch that little fox who confuses Goddess.

My little fox bastard was about to grab the ground with his head in the background: "Goddess...he can't transfer hatred like this!!"

Xiaoji didn't know how to comfort me, so he could only hand me a handful of injections: "If someone rushes into the backstage, use this to prick, it will be a high-efficiency anesthetic!"

However, the goddess has long been prepared. Even if the anger of the fans can penetrate the heavy human wall and the rain of bullets, the most powerful one can only penetrate four of the ten lines of defense laid down by the goddess with Meng Poting's men and horses.

Afterwards, I will take care of all the things. When the whole country is in full swing because of this big news, the goddess and I have already boarded the green leather train bound for Tibet in obscurity.

Green leather trains are characterized by low speeds. Now that many trains are speeding up, green leather trains still maintain a low standard. However, in the eyes of couples, this standard is called romance.

Tickets are purchased for both soft sleepers and hard seats.It was still daytime now, so I ran to the hard seat to eat melon seeds, and by the way, looked out the window at the slowly passing scenery.The goddess has always been very quiet, sitting on one side, and fell asleep with a pillow on her shoulder - Chi Rong said that he was quite incomprehensible, that he could only fall asleep while sitting, and if he was sleeping soundly, he had to put his pillow on his shoulder.

I dare not make trouble with him at the moment, as we all know, the goddess is very angry when she wakes up.

Half an hour later, the goddess woke up slowly, went to wash up, then opened a can of eight-treasure porridge to eat, then swallowed a mint, looked out the window and said: "Yi Shu, you can change the name you call me." change."

I tentatively said, "Then... are you going to be called a male god?"

goddess:"……"

After a while, the goddess withdrew her gaze from the window and glanced at me: "Zhuang is my sister's name, do you want to call me Banmian?"

I asked curiously, "Did the name Banmian come from your mother or your father?"

"I don't know, why?"

"No, noodles, it just sounds very appetizing..."

The goddess was silent for a moment, then suddenly said thoughtfully: "That day at the gate of Yan's house, you seemed to have said the same thing." He uttered a question in a declarative tone, "Have you wanted to eat me for a long time?"

I sincerely leaned over: "Actually, at first it was just to watch, and then on the day I got black, I scratched the back of your hand and asked me to lick it. After licking, I wanted to eat it..."

The goddess smiled: "It's the taste of eating, right?"

I said frankly: "That's right, noodles are one of my favorite foods in my life."

"Then what's your favorite food?"

"Instant noodles." I looked pained, "You don't even know about noodles. I have been eating instant noodles since I was five years old, and my intestines haven't waxed yet. This shows that the Chinese people's immunity against domestic food quality is gradually increasing. Improvement, I am very pleased."

The goddess also patted my hair in relief: "That's good, I will cook something for you in the future?"

My sympathetic expression quickly petrified: "..."

...Goddess, isn't the food you hate the most food in the human category?We don't have the range of biological and chemical weapons!

But soon, the Goddess let me know what it means for a gentleman to speak quickly and quickly—he really went to the restaurant on the train in the afternoon!

I thought about it, and decided that I must eat the things made by the goddess, but in order not to refute his face, I had to get used to it first—so I secretly took a can of biochemical weapon eight-treasure porridge, and gave it to myself cruelly. Filled half a bowl.

Fortunately, my stomach has endured the torment of instant noodles for many years. I am very tempered and firmly refuse to accept biochemical weapons. Then I can only vomit it all, and I am depressed while vomiting-how can I explain this to the goddess... At least I can’t eat instant noodles spit...

At dinner time, I went to the train restaurant in a low mood, because the layout was light white, and the light became whiter and brighter under the light of the car lights.A waiter in white uniform stood by the car door and let me go directly to the kitchen when he saw me.

I nodded, and as soon as I stepped in, I saw a small plate of sweet and spicy grilled fish and steamed plum cakes on the small table in the kitchen. The goddess was stirring the porridge in the rice cooker. The flavor spreads.

The goddess didn't look at me, but said indifferently: "You stole a can of eight-treasure porridge from me?"

I shrank my neck: "Yeah."

"Then let me tell you, my sense of taste was messed up when I was seventeen or eighteen years old, it's not natural." The goddess lowered her head and added some spices, her forehead hair was stuck to the side of her face due to the hot steam, and the lower half of her face was buried in the In the light gray scarf, "Before this, you should be able to import the things I made."

Even if the kitchen is lit with warm lights, it still cannot drive away the erosion of darkness.Because the street lights outside flickered on and off, reflecting on the side face of the goddess, a murderous shadow was cast in the pupils of her eyes.

At this moment, my heart suddenly tightened for a moment, as if my blood had been emptied.

I lowered my head and said, "Ban noodles, I'm reflexive, I'm sorry."

"Don't take what I ate next time."

"I know."

The goddess took out a long spoon from the rice cooker, scooped up some porridge, let it cool down, and handed it to me: "Try the taste."

I wrapped it in one bite. It was delicious, salty and warm. The authentic lean meat and preserved egg porridge made people even hungrier. So I hurriedly nodded and admitted: "The noodles, the heat is enough, can we start the pot?"

"You go out and take a seat first. It's dinner time, and the carriage is probably full of people." The goddess slowly took off the thin gloves and put them on my hands, "Do you want to eat in the restaurant, or pack it up and eat it on the bed?"

I was folding my gloves and said casually, "Restaurant."

The goddess hummed, and said casually: "Then if there are no empty seats and no one gives up their seats, and I didn't bring anyone with me on this trip, I'm sorry to bully others, so we can only go back to the soft bed with the pots and pans."

I:"……"

Goddess, you forgot oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and this delicious rice cooker!

This dinner was really delicious and full of food and drink. I licked my fingers and went back to the berth. When I passed the car festival, the goddess pulled my hand and asked me to wash it with hand sanitizer. I couldn't get enough of it: "Just Can't you lick it any more?"

The goddess's eyes were calm and unwavering, she raised her chin slightly, and pointed to the hot water tank next to her: "If you don't wash it, just go and iron it, it's the same."

I obediently went to wash my hands with the hand sanitizer between my elbows.

The green leather train swayed slowly all the way to Tibet. During this period, I wanted to roll onto the goddess' bed with my pillow in my arms countless times.

But as I mentioned before, I can’t sleep well when I’m lying on the noodles. The lesson of sneaking up in the dark is that before I got close, a thin blade directly wiped my neck-only stopped at the last moment, and then the goddess half-opened With eyes closed, he couldn't see his eyes, but his voice was tired, with a vague nasal voice: "You don't sleep in the middle of the night, what's the trouble?"

I slowly moved the goddess' hand away, and swallowed my saliva: "I'm having trouble with cats..."

The goddess stretched out her hand from under the quilt, and patted my forehead: "If you don't learn well, what are you doing? If Wang Ling was with me, I would never be able to hold back just now, and you just wait until you are paralyzed." For the rest of my life."

I grabbed the edge of the bed resolutely: "I, I, I, I want to sleep with you."

"No."

"Then I'll trouble you all night!"

"Whatever you want, anyway, I can't sleep deeply at night."

Facts have proved that making noise is still very effective. On the fifth day of the green leather train, I was frozen for four consecutive nights, and on the fifth night I finally nestled in the goddess's bed with a fever.

The goddess squinted at the thermometer against the light, then shook it and put it on the dry table paper aside, with a calm tone: "Competing with me, do you think you can survive me?"

Wrapped in two layers of quilts, I curled up on the bed for a long time, then deliberately moved over and rubbed the goddess's shoulder socket: "It's enough to survive until this point."

"Which portion is this portion?"

"Isn't there an idiom? After many years, a daughter-in-law becomes a mother-in-law."

"..." The goddess was silent for a while, and then said to me, "Yi Shu, let me buy you an idiom dictionary."

I laughed for a long time, and then wrapped the quilt tightly again. After about twenty minutes, I gradually felt sweaty all over my body. Just as I was about to lift it up a little, the goddess said coldly: "Stretch your claws back."

I retracted my paws embarrassingly, but it was really hot like a roasted sweet potato, and I felt my hair was steaming white, my mind was dizzy and I diverted my attention: "Bangnian, I don't seem to have seen you without makeup."

The goddess pulled up the quilt again, and then got up to get the water glass: "Yi Shu, this trip seems to be hidden, but according to my information, the guards of Meng Poting intercepted at least dozens of follow-up messages along the way. As for the assassination, more."

I managed to open my eyes, and saw that the goddess was wearing a dark windbreaker, and turned on a warm light on the wall, half of her face was still covered by the soft light gray scarf under the halo.He lowered his head and picked up the thermometer on the napkin, turned it around twice in his hand, then looked at the scale on it and whispered: "It's just a face, I never pay attention to this kind of thing."

I couldn't understand what he meant. I just wanted to stretch out my paws to cool off for a while, but he tapped it with a thermometer through the quilt, and then the goddess actually covered the quilt directly on top of my head.

After this all I heard was a sudden memory