After transmigrating as a villain, he had sex with Black Moonlight

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Zhang Zilian's words almost made the audience laugh like crazy.

【Hahaha I laughed so hard, Brother Lian has no desire to survive】

[Bang bang, let's go to the kitchen, don't say it rhymes hahaha hiccup]

[But Brother Lian is also telling the truth, I remember that a long time ago, people did not have any expectations for the culinary skills of Brother Xing]

【Brother Xing: You are really my good old Gong:)】

[Laughing to death, Brother Xing must have true love for Brother Lian, otherwise he would have strangled Brother Lian to death long ago]

【Brother Lian did a good job】

"The task begins now." The chief director didn't care whether Zhou Xingshuo could cook or not, "Please return to your own seats."

So Zhang Zilian and Zhou Xingshuo continued to stay on the sofa while the other went to the kitchen.Zhang Zilian saw Zhou Xingshuo's unlovable expression, and said, "Just make the simplest food. Ah Shuo, you can meet me next time."

Zhou Xingshuo was very happy with this proposal: "Okay."

And Zhang Zipian's voice continued to sound not far behind him: "There are lettuce, noodles and eggs in the refrigerator. Take these three ingredients out, then wash the leftmost pot, pour half a spoonful of clean water, and put Add an appropriate amount of noodles and boil them with water. While waiting for the boil, you can wash the lettuce. After the water boils, beat the eggs and season the noodles. Be careful not to burn yourself when seasoning. Finally, put the lettuce in the pot and cook for half a minute before turning off the heat."

Zhou Xingshuo replied while washing the pot, "Okay!"

Zhou Xingshuo was not joking when he said that Zhang Zipian did not ask him to come to the kitchen to help. His movements were very unfamiliar, because it was a stainless steel pan, and he was a little careless when washing it, so he made a crackling sound very quickly. I don’t know. Thought it was a bad thief.

Zhang Zilian wanted to go and see it several times after hearing it, but he held back.Of course, he couldn't help it soon, because Zhou Xingshuo was still washing the pot for six or seven minutes, which made people have to say something.

"Ah Shuo, haven't you washed yet?" Zhang Zilian couldn't help himself, he stood up and walked to the kitchen door.Before Zhou Xingshuo could reply, he saw that the other party put the stainless steel pot upside down in the sink, and then rinsed the foam of detergent on it with water.

Zhang Zilian: "..."

Why are you washing the bottom of the pot? !

"It's almost there, I'm done washing." Zhou Xingshuo looked at Zhang Zipian who appeared at the door, "You don't need to worry too much, I'm fine!"

The key to Zhang Zilian's heart is that you don't look like you have no problem, but you look like the problem is getting worse!

It may be that Zhou Xingshuo washed the pot for too long, so there were several small water spots around his feet.When he took the "clean" pot out of the sink, he accidentally stepped on a ball of it, so his foot slipped and he staggered.

He only had time to let out an "ah" from his mouth, but his whole body fell to the ground.His hands loosened subconsciously to protect himself, so the stainless steel pot also fell from midair.But he didn't fall, because he reacted quickly, and Zhang Zilian reacted faster.I saw Zhang Zilian firmly protecting Zhou Xingshuo, with one hand curled up to block the falling stainless steel pot.

With a "bang", the stainless steel pot fell to the ground, but Zhou Xingshuo was well protected by Zhang Zilian and did not get hurt.

"Ah Shuo, are you alright?" Zhang Mingming felt sorry for himself and was hit by a falling stainless steel pot, but he immediately asked Zhou Xingshuo about his condition.Maybe he was too worried, he didn't even realize that he spoke Cantonese with a slight accent.As for Zhou Xingshuo, he was a little terrified, but he quickly came to his senses, and subconsciously replied in Cantonese when he heard the familiar Cantonese: "It's all right, brother, how about you?" "I'm fine." Zhang Zipian Helping him to stand up together, "The place under your feet just now has a lot of water stains, it's very wet and slippery, it's already a bit dangerous here, be careful."

"Isn't it because you are here?" Zhou Xingshuo didn't care much.

"But I'm not always here." Zhang Zilian sighed after hearing the words, "Why don't we do it, and let's order takeaway? Anyway, the program team has no rules saying that you can't order takeaway."

Very good, Zhang Zilian is stuck here again with a bug.

"Let's forget it." Zhou Xingshuo picked up the stainless steel pot that fell aside, "I washed it with great difficulty. This breakfast must be done!"

Zhang Zilian: "...Okay."

"I just listened to what you said about the whole process, and I think it's quite easy." Zhou Xingshuo didn't speak Cantonese anymore, and switched from Cantonese to Mandarin very naturally. Of course, he didn't notice it himself.At this moment, he grabbed the two handles on the side of the stainless steel pot, and then put the pot on the gas stove hood, "Give me 10 minutes, and I can make a delicious breakfast!"

Zhang Zilian looked at the bottom of the stainless steel pot that was wet and even a little bit dripping under the gas stove cover, then looked at Zhou Xingshuo, with a numb expression on his face, and unconsciously followed his heart Zhou Xingshuo said back to Mandarin: " Ah Shuo, shouldn't you wipe the wet bottom of the pot before putting it on the gas stove hood?"

"Ah? Do you still need to wipe it?" Zhou Xingshuo's face was taken for granted, "Can't a little fire dry the wet bottom of the pot? Why do you need to wipe it?"

Zhang Zilian: "..."

It seems that... it makes sense?Zhang Zilian was holding his forehead at this time, Zhou Xingshuo was almost distracted by Zhou Xingshuo.In the end, he had no choice but to say, "Let's just wipe it." Zhou Xingshuo frowned, and although he was a little unhappy, he still wiped the bottom of the pot with a clean rag.While wiping, he curled his lips and said, "Okay, just wipe it, there's really nothing you can do about it."

Zhang Zilian said in his heart that there is nothing he can do about who will take whom, really.

After Zhou Xingshuo wiped the bottom of the pot dry, he put the pot on the gas stove hood, scooped up half a tablespoon of water, put the noodles into the pot, covered the pot, and went to wash the lettuce.Zhang Zilian has been watching from the side, and tried to help several times, but the chief director shook his head at him, so he had no choice but to give up.

Zhou Xingshuo washed the lettuce very smoothly, but the washing was a bit rough and simple, that is, put the lettuce in the water, then stir it and then fish it out.Fortunately, he washed it three or four times, so it was cleaned after all.After washing the lettuce and putting it on the plate, he opened the lid of the pot and found that the water had boiled.

"The connection is very timely." Zhou Xingshuo sighed while picking up two eggs with his hands.

Do you think he's going to knock the egg against the edge of the pan and go down into it?He just gently dropped two eggs into the scalding boiling water, being too resolute and decisive.

Seeing this, Zhang Zipian: "..."

Seeing the program group: "..."

"Ah Shuo, you, you..." Zhang Zilian stuttered in shock, "Why did you put the egg directly into the pot?"

Zhou Xingshuo had a puzzled look on his face: "Is there any problem?"

Zhang Zilian choked for a moment when he took it for granted: "...There is a problem. Shouldn't you crack the egg first before putting it in the pot? If you put it directly in this way, it will be a boiled egg."

Zhou Xingshuo was even more puzzled: "Is there any difference?"

Zhang Zilian: "..."

Zhang Zilian waved his hand: "OK, let's order takeaway." After speaking, he said to the chief director, "You don't have a rule that you can't order takeaway, right?"

Chief Director: "..."

So you still have to get stuck with bugs, right?

Who knew that Zhou Xingshuo said in disapproval at this time: "I'm almost done with the next noodle, why do you call it takeaway? Brother, you can't waste ingredients! Besides," his eyes narrowed, and his tone became dangerous , "Brother, do you dislike my face?"

Zhang Zipian: "... Nothing."

Zhou Xingshuo: "Then wait until I'm done! Give it to me! Eat it all, there's nothing left, we must actively respond to the CD-ROM action!"

Zhang Zilian: "...Oh."

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