After I dressed as a fake young master from a wealthy family, I became popular [entertainment circle

"The role of Hang Yang will be very, very distressing." Hang Xiutu said in a deep voice.

He frowned slightly as if recalling something, and his voice was a little indescribably cold: "When I watched him perform on the set, the biggest feeling I had was that I would never let him take such a debilitating role in the future."

Barrage:

[...Is this worrying about our distress?Is it because he feels sorry for himself? ]

[Sorry...but really only vulgar words can express my shock today]

[PS Ten years old fan knelt in front of this interview and didn't stand up (kneeling.jpg)]

The reporter's heart was turbulent, but she still tried to be calm on the face. She thought fiercely, "After the end, I must find a place where there is no one and roll a few times to release it", while smiling professionally: "What are those two doing at the scene?" Interesting stories, or encountered difficulties in performance, can you share with the audience friends?"

"Let's talk about one, which is both interesting and difficult." Hang Xiutu lowered his head sideways again. Basically, his face was not photographed throughout the interview. "Your teacher Xiaohang once encountered difficulties and ran away secretly. I squatted in the grass behind the hotel until midnight..."

Hang Yang's face flushed with shame, he slowly widened his eyes, grabbed Hang Xiutu's hand on top of his head and tore it off, and shouted vigorously with his mouth and voice, "Brother!"

Barrage:

[Mr. Hang, Moda, Moda! ]

[quick!Hang Rolls don't stop!Continue to expose this little cat! ]

[Woooooo, my heart aches, how can he be so obedient and cute! ]

But Hang Xiutu didn't seem to hear, he held Hang Yang's hands instead, and suppressed all his brother's protests like catching a kitten, his light brown eyes drooped down, and they met Hang Yang's beautiful eyes like Liuli, like Holding a handful of soft autumn morning light: "I mistook me for another staff member, and I have been thinking about it for a long time."

Hang Yang was exposed tragically, but the protest was easily suppressed, and he was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger, so he could only look up at Hang Xiutu, unwilling to call "brother", and stared at him every word: "Teacher Hang! "

"Huh?" Hang Xiutu was still smiling, his deep voice was like a jar of intoxicating wine, and his slender fingers clasped the back of Hang Yang's head and rubbed, "Mr. Hang."

The bullet screen is filled with "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" in a few seconds

[Ah, ah, teacher, are these two words so bitter? ]

[Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah I have no culture and don’t know what to say, so let’s continue ah ah ah ah]

[I don't know what to say, just pause and post a barrage to suppress the shock]

[Help!I almost don't know how to write the word "ah"! ]

[Sisters jumped up and punched twice to calm down, you made my eyes loud (shivering and lighting cigarette.jpg)]

[It's time to hate that I don't have a brother again]

[I'm different, I hate that I don't have a younger brother who is as cute as Yang Yang]

[I always knew Mr. Hang was a male god, but I didn't expect it to be like this ah ah ah ah I'm gone]

[I don’t know who to envy for a while]

[I can suck this video for a whole year]

The sorrows and joys of human beings are not interlinked. Hang Yang didn't understand the audience's happiness at all. He stomped his feet and jumped up angrily: "I want to expose Teacher Hang!"

Hang Xiutu tapped his chin with his index finger, and the slightly indulgent smile on his face deepened, and he didn't stop him, just let him go.

The reporter almost passed out at the scene, supported by a little bit of professionalism, she smiled strangely and even a little twisted: "You, you continue."

Unexpectedly, Hang Yang's whole body suddenly went down, and he stayed in place for a few seconds. Suddenly, like a balloon that was secretly deflated, he slowly sat back on the sofa, grabbed a backrest and stuffed it into his arms. His face was buried in slowly, and a muffled voice came from under the pillow: "...I'm sorry I can't remember for a while."

reporter"……"

I want to restrain, I want to restrain!Ah ah ah I really can't do it why is he so cute!

Hang Xiutu smiled and straightened Hang Yang's body on his back, and pulled out the cartoon cat head pillow from his arms, coaxingly said: "I'm interviewing now."

Hang Yang stared at him: "is it my fault?"

Hang Xiutu: "My fault, my fault."

This interview was originally broadcast live by the official "Zhi Hua Gai" website on the Alphabet website. When the video was broadcast here, there was a blank period of several seconds in the barrage—the brains of all viewers went down.

Subsequently, a large area of ​​atavism appeared in the barrage and comment areas:

[Ahhh it's my fault!Let me kowtow to the two ancestors! ]

[Ah ah ah, my voice is too loud!My mom thought I was crazy and wanted to arrest me! ]

[Baby Yang Yang has a perfect brother, is it troublesome? It’s okay, come to my sister (hide the sack behind your back)]

[Police uncle, you saw it!They did it first, it has nothing to do with me! ]

#Hangxiutu Hangyang double interview#

#Hangxiutu My Mistake#

#Hang Xiutu, never seen before, appeared! #

#This world where "Zhi Hua Gai" hasn't aired yet, I can't stay for a second#

……

Various topics are frequently searched on Weibo in turn. There is no need for the filmmaker of "Zhihua Gai" to be taken advantage of to buy hot searches. The marketing account and a certain big-eyed boy software that loves to rub off smell "hot". He rubbed his hands and rushed over consciously.

In the office, Lan Xinrong touched his chin while flipping through his phone and sighed, "Hang Xiutu, you have a hand! Let alone save millions of publicity fees!"

He flipped through the pages, noticing the more and more "dangerous" speeches made by netizens, he couldn't sit still, especially when he saw Hang Xiutu and Hang Yang's CP super chat, "Meng Xia" During the broadcast period, Hang Xiutu's coercion of CP was still vivid in his memory, and Lan Xinrong trembled:

Can Hang Xiutu endure this? !

This kid won't save publicity funds on the front foot, and then spend it on the back foot to suppress the popularity of CP, right? !

Lan Xinrong slowly covered his face, pondering: If he delays, he will spend more money to control it in the future. The conscientious old mother Lan stomped her feet, gritted her teeth and dialed Hang Xiutu's phone number: "Hello!"

Hang Xiutu's voice sank: "What's the matter with such a loud voice so early in the morning, speak well."

Lan Xinrong: "..."

At this second, he just wanted to broadcast live to the whole world: Did you see it!The smiling, gentle teacher Hang in the interview video is a fake!This fierce Huang Shiren is the real one!

But he dared not speak out, so he could only swallow his complaints: "...Have you checked the hot searches?"

"Ah."

"Then what," Lan Xinrong coughed, "Some sensitive content, do you want to deal with it?"

There was a noticeable pause on the other side of the phone, and his tone seemed uncertain: "What are you dealing with?"

Lan Xinrong: "???"

you ask me?How did you deal with "Yang Yuan CP" last time?Amnesia?

He was in a hurry: "It's that, that, the two of you... CP or something like that."

Who knew that the boss on the other side of the phone was not in a hurry at all, he was silent for a few seconds, and gave a vague "hmm".

Lan Xinrong: "???"

What do you "um"?say something!What the hell does this mean?How do I implement it?

Ba Xinba Gan squatted for a long time before he heard the final edict issued by the boss: "Don't worry about it for now."

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone with a "snap".

Lan Xinrong held the phone in a daze: What's going on?

He thought for a while before he came out slowly: co-authoring doesn't mean that your brother is not allowed to form cp, it means that your brother is not allowed to form cp with others, right? !

With the acquiescence and even connivance of the ultimate double-standard expert Hang Xiutu, just relying on an interview video, "Zhi Hua Gai" has not even been finalized, and the CP party of Shuanghang has emerged.Overnight, cp name, super talk, host... all matched!

I don't know which homonymous tenth-level player picked a word from the names of Hang Xiutu and Hang Yang, "Tu Yang"——"tooyoung"

After contacting an outdated old stalker tooyoungtoosimple, he opened a "simple" cp chat for the two of them.

This outrageous and earthy way of naming is out of place in a lot of funny or literary CP super-chats, and even CP fans are confused:

[Which wise man chose the name?You come out, I will not hit you]

[It is far-fetched to be like this, but it is also a talent in a certain sense! ]

[Teacher Hang’s pet name is ps, cp’s name is also in English, as expected of you, it’s so foreign hahaha]

[Teacher Hang is a bit foreign-looking (serious face)]

Looking at the self-proclaimed cp fan, there are two words on the super chat - sage.

The little host plausibly said: simple, pure, what a sage.

Chaohua has become a sea of ​​joy again:

[Hahahahahaha what the hell!I didn't even go down the corner of my mouth today! ]

[Help, every time I click on Chaohua, I feel that a magical girl will fly out on a broom in the next second! ]

[Is this reminding me that the sage will take longer hahahahaha]

[Hey, I’m so embarrassed to dance yellow together with this name, how embarrassing (wretched smile.jpg)]

[1L: big, hungry, rice rice]

[2L: big, hungry, rice rice]

[This is to remind everyone to browse around on software such as Big Eye Boy and Old Ford. As for the concave 3, the flower market... (An Ning Holding Tea.jpg)]

Even quickly developed an emoticon package of "Zhenchao Zhibao"——

In the picture, a burly man is wearing the clothes of a magical girl, holding a magic wand in his hand, and there is a line of rough characters on the side p: bb, lord, a blah, blah, energy will solve you

The vast number of cp fans readily accepted this bunch of weird names with their incredible sand-sculpted brain circuits, and simple killed seven in and seven out of the hot search list and cp super chat rankings with incredible explosive popularity on the same day—you must know " "Zhi Hua Gai" just released an interview with the leading actor!

The road guide didn't expect that Hang Xiutu would be so lethal: if he doesn't open for business, he will be stunned when he opens.

He released the first version of the trailer with mixed emotions, and then this wave of popularity put "Zhihua Gai" at the top of the most searched position for most of the day!

The trailer uses a monologue by Hang Xiutu as the index, and the editing is vast and atmospheric. The storyboarding and editing not only have classical beauty, but also show the director's vigorous imagination-the perfect integration of actors, photography, post-production, director and even the script, presenting to the audience a complete set. The ultimate visual delicacy!

"Go, go to the city wall and look at the mountains and rivers." Hang Xiutu slowly stretched out his hand "outside the camera". As soon as he opened his mouth, his deep, deep, story-rich voice firmly dragged people into this precarious overhead history. .

The camera zooms away from his handsome side face, rises and rises from his flying costume, to the simple and solemn city wall, and follows a row of wild geese in the clear sky, going to the distance——

"What are there outside the city walls, hungry and hungry, old and young, young women who have never returned home in a boudoir; looking further away, you can see the land under Yanbei's iron cavalry, the endless knife wind blowing outside the fortress, and the Wuding River Withered bones on the side[1]..." A group portrait in a troubled time slowly unfolded in front of the audience with his voice, every humble ordinary person begging for survival, their eyes shone with a thrilling power - that is The power to survive.

Hang Xiutu's voice suddenly sped up, still solemn and steady, but there was less pain and more anger: "What's inside the city wall, there are Zhumen who stink of wine and meat[2], jade plates are ashamed, and peonies laughing at gold and moving [ 3], and there is even a Shengge Drunken Peace[4]!"

Accompanied by his accusation, the majestic bgm reached its climax!Suddenly, the sound and music disappeared at the same time, and the camera "just happened" to turn to the bloody setting sun outside the sky-beautiful, but poignant.

After a pause of a few seconds, with the decelerated drumbeat, the bgm turned into a low and mournful song, as if singing a heroic elegy.

"I want all the brutal, selfish, mediocre, and ignorant people in the high hall to pay the price. I want to overthrow this ruined dynasty, and I want to repair the broken country..."

"I want Haiyan and Heqing to make everything peaceful."

After a few seconds of black screen, a line of flamboyant characters popped up in the center of the screen——

12.17, may the mountains and rivers be safe and the world be safe

The trailer released at the end of the year undisputedly took the throne of top1 of the year with its absolute quality, and crushed all the TV dramas at the end of the year with its all-round strength and popularity. With millions of views, it attracted a passionate repost of the tap water!

The comment area is also full of praise:

Hot review number one, well deserved:

[You can always trust Hang Xiutu]

Then:

[A trailer brought tears to my eyes, Mr. Hang is so contagious! ]

[Only one trailer can knock down 90% of TV dramas to the point of frantic beating on the ground]

[1L: Be confident, 99%]

[2L: Are you too unconfident about the number of bad domestic entertainment movies (light cigarette.jpg), be humble, 99.9%]

[Teacher Hang burst into tears as soon as she opened her mouth, the family, the country and the world can always impress me! ]

[Road guide!Hang Xiutu!This film is stable! ]

There is also a screen-swiping barrage at the end of the video:

[The mountains and rivers are safe and the world is safe]

[The mountains and rivers are safe and the world is safe]

……

At 12:17 pm on December [-]th, "Zhi Hua Gai" will be aired on the stars.

The author has something to say:

The references are basically popular, but Ah Jiang is stricter in this area, so he should be cautious, hahaha, don’t think I’m long-winded

[1] Poor bones by the Wuding River, still the person in the dream of a spring girl——Chen Tao's "Two of the Four Poems of Journey to the West"

[2] Zhumen's wine and meat stinks, and there are frozen bones on the road——Du Fu's "Five Hundred Characters of Yonghuai from Beijing to Fengxian"

[3] The peony flower laughs at the gold tin and moves, and it is said that Wu Xing's purple bamboo shoots come. ——Zhang Wengui "Huzhou Gongbaked New Tea"

[4] Wan Guoshengge is drunk and peaceful, and the moon is clear in the palace of Yitianlou. ——Du Mu "Three Quatrains from Huaqing Palace"