After I dressed as a fake young master from a wealthy family, I became popular [entertainment circle

Accompanied by exaggerated music and lights, Hang Yang came out of the backstage with a smile: "Hi everyone, I'm Hang Yang."

He just finished saying hello, his eyes turned, and then he "pinned" Hang Xiutu tightly. Seeing Hang Xiutu patted beside him, Hang Yang hurried over and sat down obediently next to Hang Xiutu.

"Oh, Teacher Xiaohang," Sister He sighed exaggeratedly, "I've stretched out my hand since you came in, and you ignore me."

"Ah!" Hang Yang stood up in a panic, "I'm sorry, Sister He! I, I didn't see it."

"It's not like I didn't see it," she said with a smile, "The video is proof! Our teacher Xiao Hang has very focused eyes, and he didn't watch anyone except Teacher Hang."

The bullet screen is excited:

[Ah, ah, sister He! Simple is amazing with you! ]

[Yang Yang, your double standard is too obvious, be good, let's restrain ourselves]

[Ooh, oh, once Yang Yang appeared on the stage, the atmosphere between them!The spark!Ah ah awsl! ]

Hang Yang's face was flushed, he was seriously inexperienced in variety shows, and he didn't know how to resolve Sister He's casual joke, so he stood there in embarrassment.

"It's okay," Hang Xiutu's leisurely voice cut in suddenly, he naturally took Hang Yang's hand, pushed him down lightly, and then patted Hang Yang's well-behaved knees, "Don't be nervous. "

He turned to Sister He and rubbed Hang Yang's hair: "it's the first time for a kid to be on a variety show, and he can't tell the difference between jokes and serious words, please stop teasing him."

The barrage is crazy, the barrage means that this is something that my honored VIP is qualified to see? !Am I worthy? !

[Teasing him!Ahhh, Sister He, don't let Yang Yang go!I want to see Mr. Hang anxious! ]

[Fuck... My mother is not as anxious as you, Hang Xiutu, even protect me (Stunned.jpg)]

[Daily doubt whether I am in a dream?Which sister will give me a slap, thank you]

"Hey, good, good!" Sister He smiled all over her face, with a strange light in her eyes, it was hard to tell if she herself was knocking | hi, "I know your baby, our Teacher Yang Yang."

There was suppressed tittering in the auditorium, and the camera showed two girls, covering their mouths and nodding desperately, their faces blushing.

[The director of Wucao understands so well! ]

[Director, you cheat your own people (funny.jpg)]

[Thank you to the program team for letting me know how wretched my expression is now]

"Come on," Sister He turned to Hang Yang with a slightly stern expression, her tone became friendly and gentle, "Oh, I don't know if you can understand my mood, I saw Yang Yang standing in front of me healthy and healthy... I really do old tears."

After finishing speaking, she really wiped the corners of her eyes with her sleeves: "I remember that there was a hot search before, #吱君杨杨演一回健康人吧# and #一看未杨杨就想哭# really said it The voice of our audience, what does our teacher Xiaohang have to say about the heavy spiritual harm caused to the audience?"

Hang Yang touched the tip of his nose a little embarrassedly: "I didn't think so much when I acted..."

The bullet screen is directly overflowing with maternal love:

[What do you mean by "deer-like eyes?!" I hope that in the future, when marketing celebrities, I will follow Mr. Xiao Hang! ]

[Ah, ah, baby, you can hurt me in any way!I am willing! prprpr]

[The sisters in front are drooling on the screen! ]

Who knows that Hang Yang changed the subject, his fair face was flushed, his smile was a little bit of Hao Ran, and his voice was gentle and soft: "But when it comes to hurting everyone, this probably won't be the last time."

[...Did he say something devilish with an angelic face? ]

[Police Uncle!There are people here who commit crimes based on their beauty! ]

Sister He's eyelids also twitched, and she leaned forward in disbelief: "Did I hear wrong?"

Hang Yang smiled gently and harmlessly: "No, I think that if the role I play can be remembered by the audience, this is my pursuit. In this way, tragedy is the most memorable. This is an undeniable truth, so I say ..."

[Ahhh, I promise I will be impressed with you playing Cookie!Stop torturing everyone (kneel down.jpg)]

[Yang Yang let us live (tears streaming down my face.jpg)]

There are also frantic calls for help:

[SOS! SOS!Teacher Hang!Take care of your brother! ! ! ]

Who knew that Hang Xiutu didn't answer, and kept staring at Hang Yang in silence, with the corners of his mouth slightly upturned, and his eyes were incredibly gentle - how could he care about him at all?

The "protagonist" of this paragraph is Hang Yang, but in the simple super chat, there are already some smart people who have started to record the screen, and they recorded the expression of Hang Xiutu Party completely.

Sure enough, Sister He held her forehead and sighed: "The audience friends of Mr. Xiaohang are really pitiful."

Hang Xiutu's gaze suddenly moved away from Hang Yang, and when it fell on He Nianwei, it became cold for a moment, as if expressing implicitly, "Xiao Yang is so cute, what nonsense are you talking about?".

World Famous Painting - "Faces Changing at the Speed ​​of Light"

The cp fans were collectively silent:

[I suddenly feel that I am so useless, he always makes it so obvious, the sugar in my mouth has no sense of accomplishment]

[I can't dance to the Lord, I feel that my dignity has been insulted]

[ah!Throat, my throat hurts!Stop it! ]

Sister He cleared her throat: "Well, we saw that there was a lot of controversy about the character Ye Zhang on the Internet. On the one hand, this character kills people like hemp, and can even be said to be a villain; but we have seen that those who really accused him of being cruel There are very few audiences, or even the opposite. Every time Ye Zhang kills, the bullet screen and comment area are full of crying. It is really rare that so many people feel sorry for a "perpetrator". , I would like to ask Mr. Xiaohang what he thinks of this character?"

"That's right." The smile on Hang Yang's face faded, and he pondered for a moment, as if he was looking for a more precise wording. "I don't like to say that Ye Zhang is a poor man. Except for being slaughtered when he was a child, he has everything in his life." Misery comes from his own choices, he never complained about fate, let alone consider himself a poor person, and I don't want to treat him like this. To me, he is probably... a despicable but great person."

After finishing speaking, he smiled and gave Hang Xiutu a push: "When it comes to controversy, He Gan should be more controversial! If you want to count, this is the biggest executioner in the whole show, bar none."

"Hey!" Sister He was dissatisfied, "You did all the murders in the later period. Didn't you watch that trending search? #叶章私备半部剧的死亡列表#"

Hang Yang pointed to the side, his beautiful eyes widened slightly: "That's his order, can you blame me?"

Hang Xiutu "follows kindness", stared at Hang Yang with a smile, and brushed the broken hair from his temples: "Yes, yes, blame me, blame me."

The Second World Famous Painting - "Yes Yes Yes"

The representative of the audience - He Nianwei took two deep breaths trembling on the stage, then pressed his temple with one hand and rubbed it: "Hang, Mr. Hang, what, you don't treat us as outsiders too much."

Hang Xiutu looked at him: "Is there something wrong?"

The third of the world famous paintings - "Is there anything wrong"

You can see how heart-piercing the audience is through the barrage:

[Yeah!Nothing wrong!Nothing wrong!Keep going! ]

[I never thought in my life that I could see Hang Xiutu, the entertainment industry's Everest melted, am I worthy? ! ]

After the interview with the stunned host, the number of fans of Simple Chaohua increased at an explosive rate.

In fact, at the very beginning, especially during the broadcast of "Zhihua Gai", many of these "sages" still adhered to the principle of "do not become a real person if you don't play dramas", and conscientiously guarded the two-dimensional one-acre three-point land ;With the end of this live broadcast, groups of people could no longer keep their principles, and turned against the real person one after another.

The reason is simple:

[Is this even human? ]

Besides:

[That's Hang Xiutu and Hang Yang! ]

[What's wrong with Xipi who knocked two peerless beauties?A beauty should match a beauty! ]

Hang Yang was browsing Weibo with his mobile phone. He swipe his hand and clicked a like on this Weibo. He just had a conditioned reflex and wanted to cancel it quickly, but suddenly realized that he was using a small account, so he continued to read with complicated emotions. look.

That's right, it turns out that human beings' ability to accept is really incredible. In less than a week, Hang Yang has changed from the panic of opening a new world to the struggle between "weird" and "curiosity", and finally... …

He struggled several times to open a second-cut video, and this time the applied setting was: black-bellied prince X innocent and poor eunuch, the title is quite rustic-no matter how heavy the mountains and rivers are, you are not enough.

I have to say that this scissorhands really has a good hand. It looks like an old-fashioned critique from last year. The camera often stays deliberately on his fingertips and collarbone, especially the part of the rain in the rain , because he directly took pictures of himself as sick, Hang Yang still remembers this passage vividly, but after the miraculous treatment by his colleagues, the clothes on the shoulders and back, and even the bright red face because of the high fever...everything is inexplicably wrong stand up.

Especially with the full screen barrage:

[Ahhh, his fingertips are pink! ]

[The waist is so thin!Hehehe, you can break it with a light grip...]

[It's a pity that such a beautiful hand is not used to grab the sheets]

Hang Yang's toes tensed instantly, and he almost deducted one room and three living rooms on the bed, but just after he pressed back, his thumb that was sliding down suddenly stopped, and turned back up again.

That's weird... Take another look.

The charming bgm sounded again, Hang Yang covered his flushed face, feeling the blood all over his body rushing to his head, he was trying his best to bury his face into the pillow, when suddenly there was a "click", accompanied by Hang Xiutu's voice There was a sound of opening the door: "Why didn't you answer after shouting several times——"

Hang Yang's mobile phone fell on the quilt with a "bang", and the screen was facing upwards. What's more, the screen was so undead that it played a black-tech sex scene.

Quite elegant panting | resounded in the small dormitory.

The two masters are here looking at each other in a two-bed scissors scene.

A line of ever-expanding characters jumped out of Hang Yang's mind: Oh hoo, it's over.

The author has something to say:

Sprained my ankle today, I went to the hospital for an MRI tonight, sighed