The real young master relies on the demolition of the house to create a sweet pet script
Chapter 30 Warehouse.pawn. 【Inverted v ends】
Su Mu was awakened by Chi Ranzhi's laughter, yawned, rubbed his eyes sleepily, and looked at Chi Ranzhi with a bewildered expression.
Chi Ranzhi looked at him and laughed even louder.
Su Mu: "???"
Gong Nai and the others were setting up the breakfast, and they were all surprised when they heard Chi Ranzhi's laughter coming from the bedroom.
For so many years, they had never heard Chi Ranzhi laugh so heartily, and laughed for such a long time.
It is also very strange to have a glimpse of light.
Gong Zhu and Gong Feng had something to do with Chi Ranzhi. As soon as they arrived at the Yaoyue Hall, they heard Chi Ranzhi's laughter. Curious, they went to the bedroom with Gong Nai, Fu Guang Lve Ying and others, and asked respectfully, "Your Highness?"
Chi Ranzhi's laughter paused, and a smiling voice came: "Come in."
Su Mu hadn't woken up yet, and sat on the bed blankly looking at Chi Ranzhi, not knowing what happened.
When everyone came in, what they saw was Su Mu who was beside Chi Ranzhi. He gained several times of weight overnight, but because of his fair skin, he looked like a snow-white dumpling, chubby and chubby.Innocent and dazed with doggy eyes, he looked at Chi Ranzhi innocently, and then at everyone.Red lips and white teeth, white and rosy cheeks, the whole person is powdery, round and fleshy, like a newborn puppy.
Mistress Gong and the maidservants were turned into cuteness in an instant, and their eyes lit up when they saw Su Mu.
Glittering Glitter turned his head away, unable to restrain his laughter.
Chi Ranzhi's stomach ached with a smile, so he got up and went to the bed with his back to Su Mu to rest.
After all, Gong Zhu still remembered that this was his little apprentice. Although seeing that Chi Ranzhi was still smiling so happily, he knew that he was generally fine, so he went up to check, "It's okay, it should be that he ingested or inhaled some medicinal powder by mistake. , there are several tonic ingredients that are not usually put together and mixed together for some reason..."
Saying that, looking at the appearance of the little apprentice, he finally couldn't help turning his head and laughing for a while.
When Gong Feng heard this, his laughing eyes were bent, and he coughed lightly: "So, this is, it's done?"
Gong Zhu managed to hold back a smile: "It can be understood in this way."
Gong Nai covered her lips: "How long will it take? Is there no antidote?"
Gong Zhu glanced at Su Mu with a smile: "No, it's not poison. It will take ten days and half a month anyway."
Gongmao and the maidservants looked at Su Mu lovingly.
Su Mu blinked, and finally woke up completely. Seeing everyone smiling at him, he hurriedly ran out of bed, but almost rolled down. Chi Ranzhi, who came back from the window, quickly helped him, and Su Mu pushed Chi Ran away. Zhi ran to the mirror, and when he looked in front of the bronze mirror, his eyes widened and he was stunned.
Who is this white and fat man who looks like an oversized steamed bun! ! !
Su Mu blinked, thinking of the sneeze and those medicine powders before dinner yesterday, and what Gong Zhu said just now...
Under everyone's attention, he hugged his head and let out a scream.
His unbelievable appearance, holding his head and screaming like the sky is collapsing, wants to squat down but can't squat at all because he is fat. Gong Zhu, who had been holding back his laughter, was instantly poked into a smile, and he patted Gong Feng's face. The shoulders are looking all over the floor with a smile.
Gong Feng also shook his shoulders with a smile.
Seeing this, Chi Ranzhi put his forehead on the bedpost and laughed wildly for a while. After laughing enough, he finally realized his conscience. He went to the bronze mirror and hugged Su Mu horizontally. In addition, there is a trace of surprise.
He raised his eyebrows, twitched, and smiled wickedly: "It's really just hair, the weight hasn't changed at all."
Chi Ranzhi hugged Su Mu and turned around, couldn't put it down, seeing Su Mu holding his head and having no face to see others, his voice trembled with laughter: "Look, I told you yesterday that if you don't keep your promise, you will be punished .Fortunately, I was wearing loose pajamas."
Hearing this, Su Mu put down his hands, raised his head and glared at Chi Ranzhi angrily, struggling to get out of Chi Ranzhi's arms.
Chi Ranzhi was afraid that he would fall and gently put him on the ground. When it came to clothes, Chi Ranzhi remembered the set of the Imperial College, looked at Su Mu with a smile, reached out and pinched Su Mu's soft face, and teased:
"It seems that the set of Guozijian's student uniforms that were prepared can't be worn anymore. You have to wait two days for the clothes to be redone. This time, you successfully skipped two days of school based on your strength."
Gong Zhu finally had enough of laughing, and joked seriously: "My dear student, you are really a genius at making poisons, give me the recipe quickly, and in the future, anyone who doesn't like it will get fat with poison."
Su Mu finally accepted the fact, however...
He looked at the guy who was making fun of him in the room, and instantly transformed from a naive little milk dog into a hell dog, and drove everyone out fiercely.
Chi Ranzhi was the last one to be pushed out by Su Mu, turned around and grabbed the door frame, and looked at Su Mu with a downcast smile: "Don't you want to eat?"
Su Mu looked at him coldly, "I'm full! Don't pull my door if you have nothing to do, understand?"
Chi Ran was taken aback, looked at Su Mu's chubby face and dark, pitiful and cute dog eyes, and couldn't help laughing.
He had never been this happy in his life.
Su Mu snorted coldly, kicked Chi Ran's foot through the crack of the door, closed the door heavily, turned around angrily and leaned against the door to sulk.
Hearing the sound of footsteps going away, clutching my hungry, growling stomach, I became even more angry!
After a while, Su Mu heard footsteps coming back, and smelled the smell of food, including his favorite sweet and sour pork ribs.
Su Mu's eyes lit up, he turned around and leaned against the door to look out.
I saw Chi Ranzhi walking in the front, Gong Nai and Fuguang Lvying walked behind with food, seeing Chi Ranzhi's teasing eyes looking at him through the crack of the door, Su Mu hurriedly avoided.
After a while, the smell of food came closer, as if it was right at the end of the nose.
Su Mu looked over again, and saw that Chi Ranzhi had arrived at the door, meeting Su Mu's eyes through the crack of the door.
Su Mu: "..."
Chi Ranzhi smiled and said, "Are you hungry?"
Su Mu snorted coldly and glared angrily: "Not hungry. Go away!"
Chi Ranzhi smiled and coaxed patiently: "Okay, don't be angry anymore, our Mumu is very cute now."
Su Mu: "Liar! You are all laughing at me!"
Chi Ranzhi: "I was wrong. I'll let someone hit them with a big board later, okay?"
Su Mu: "...It doesn't have to be."
Chi Ranzhi's rare soft voice: "Today is all your favorite food, and sweet and sour pork ribs."
Su Mu hesitated.
Chi Ranzhi: "Are you angry after eating?"
Su Mu felt that it made sense, so he opened the door, and stood by the door coldly with his arms folded and his back facing everyone.
It's just that his arms have gained weight a few times, and the arm-folding action has become a wrist-holding action.
After the food was arranged, Chi Ranzhi let Gong Nai and others go out, and closed the door himself.
Su Mu breathed a sigh of relief, unexpectedly, Chi Ranzhi hugged him the next moment, walked to the table and sat down.
Chi Ranzhi sat him on his lap, and held him in his arms, "Okay, Mu Mu won't be angry anymore, let's eat first."
Su Mu who was about to get angry: "..."
As Chi Ranzhi said, he took the seafood and vegetable porridge and handed it to Su Mu.
Su Mu took a look, swallowed, took the porridge bowl with both hands and drank it.
It's just that his hands are chubby, and Chi Ranzhi was afraid that he would be angry if he dropped the bowl, so he kept holding it on the bottom of the bowl with his hands.
After drinking half a bowl of porridge, Chi Ranzhi picked the meat off the ribs and fed it to Su Mu.
Although Su Mu wanted to say that there was no need to remove the ribs to eat, but it was quite comfortable to be served like this, so he didn't say anything.
He finally knew why Chi Ranzhi liked to ask him to pick fishbone.
Today's ribs are exceptionally delicious.
Chi Ranzhi fed Su Mu patiently and meticulously, his eyes were so soft that they were about to melt, and he wanted to laugh seeing Su Mu like this, Su Mu's every move made his heart crisp and melt, melt and crisp .
After eating, Chi Ranzhi wiped Su Mu's hands clean.
Su Mu wanted to deny people when he was full, snorted coldly, and struggled to push people away.
Chi Ranzhi smirked and went to tickle him.
Su Mu was ticklish at first, and became even more ticklish after becoming fat, so he collapsed into Chi Ranzhi's arms with a hahaha laugh.
Chi Ranzhi smiled triumphantly: "Finally no longer angry?"
Su Mu snorted coldly.
Fearing that Su Mu would accumulate food, Chi Ranzhi dragged Su Mu around the princess mansion, attracting countless eyes.
Chi Ranzhi was afraid that Su Mu would be angry, so he would give anyone who looked at him a cold look, so that no one dared to look at him anymore.
Su Mu felt more at ease now, and couldn't help hugging Chi Ranzhi's arm.
Chi Ranzhi smiled triumphantly.
After breakfast the next day, Chi Ranzhi was sitting in front of the dressing table while Madam Gong and others were dressing him up.
The new Lingnan King Zhong Jingchen arrived in the capital yesterday, and today he officially accepted the canonization. After the canonization, there will be a palace banquet, and Chi Ranzhi needs to attend.
After dressing up, Chi Ranzhi's expression was calm, but he smiled when he saw Su Mu sitting outside playing with the medicine bottle.
Su Mu happened to look over, and Chi Ranzhi waved to Su Mu.
Su Mu snorted coldly, put down the medicine bottle and walked up to him. Chi Ranzhi pulled Su Mu to sit on his lap, "Why don't you change your clothes? I'll be leaving soon."
Su Mu played with Chi Ranzhi's finger, complaining: "Why are there so many banquets? I can't walk, I won't go."
Chi Ranzhi stretched out his hand and gently scratched his nose, "If you don't go, don't go."
Palace feast.
Zhong Jingying followed his elder brother to the banquet. At first he couldn't forget Lu Shangzhang, but when he saw the men in court, from the emperor, the prince, down to officials at all levels, all of them had extraordinary momentum, he immediately put Lu Shangzhang behind him for the time being, and liked them all.
Sister Zhong Jingyu had been married by Zhong Jingchen to a wealthy businessman who was closely related to the palace some time ago, and he followed Zhong Jingchen to Beijing. This time he will stay in the capital, although it seems that he is staying here as a hostage to show the King of Lingnan's respect for her. Loyal to the court, but the real purpose is to marry the Seventh Princess.
He had no interest in the seventh princess, but he was really amazed when he saw the seventh princess herself.He had never seen such a graceful, dignified, beautiful and glamorous woman, and she was so domineering, which made his heart flutter.
It's a pity that the seventh princess went to the female guest table with the female guests soon.
Zhong Jingying's eyes lit up.
Princess Seven, he is married!
He followed the back of the seventh princess until he couldn't see it at all, and then looked at Wen Wu of the Manchu Dynasty, and smiled knowingly.
This capital is really a good place, much better than Lingnan.
Sitting beside Zhong Jingchen, Zhong Jingying couldn't help fantasizing about the carefree days when she would have a princess at home and be able to choose the man she likes at will when she goes out to socialize.
Then I heard others talking about the Seventh Princess' son-in-law not coming today, and some whispered, no one thought that the Seventh Princess would like her son-in-law very much, which surprised everyone.
Zhong Jingying rolled her eyes and sneered.As long as there is someone he likes, he is afraid that the cruel seventh princess in the rumors will not have someone he likes.Whatever the princess likes, he can just follow suit.
So he began to inquire about the son-in-law.
The emperor left just like at the palace banquet where Xiao Shuo was canonized last time, leaving only the crown prince to receive Zhong Jingchen.
The prince was drinking with Zhong Jingchen, when he heard everyone talking about Su Mu, he glanced over, and everyone stopped discussing immediately.
Zhong Jingying's whole body went numb from the prince's powerful eyes, and she was suddenly distracted.
Back in the Lingnan Prince's Mansion in the capital, Zhong Jingchen brought Zhong Jingying to the study room, and asked lightly, "I met the Seventh Princess today, what do you think?"
Zhong Jingying cupped her hands and said, "The Seventh Princess is unparalleled, and Jingying likes her."
Zhong Jingchen sat in the grand teacher's chair, tapping the armrest with his fingers, "The seventh princess likes the current consort very much, are you sure you can make her fall in love?"
Zhong Jingying respectfully stood in front of Zhong Jingchen across the desk. Hearing this, he raised his head, showing a wise expression, "Princess likes son-in-law, so I'll just learn how to look like a son-in-law. When I learn how to look like a son-in-law, I will Find an opportunity to kill the son-in-law, and then create a chance encounter. The seventh princess must be heartbroken to lose the son-in-law. Seeing me who behaves like the son-in-law, I will definitely see that I think of the son-in-law. Slowly, don’t just empathize Is it? It's just that I can't get in touch with the son-in-law now."
Zhong Jingchen looked at the expression on the younger brother's face, and after listening to him finish speaking, he said after a long time: "Very good. The king will leave for Lingnan tomorrow morning. The son-in-law will enter the Imperial College in two days. The king has also got a place for you. Tomorrow You go."
Zhong Jingying's eyes lit up, and she said flatteringly, "Thank you, my lord, Jingying will definitely not disgrace her life."
Chi Ranzhi went to the banquet earlier, and Su Mu was playing with poison in Gong Zhu's courtyard, unexpectedly the bamboo courtyard was extremely lively today.
Except for Gong Song, who went to the banquet with Chi Ranzhi, all the face leaders gathered in the bamboo courtyard, and sat in the gazebo to watch the fat dumpling Su Mu clumsily playing with herbs in the garden, but each one was more serious than the other, without a smile on his face , as if it was just an ordinary chat with Gong Zhu.
Su Mu didn't notice it either, and received a lot of gifts during the break, with a dazed look on his face.
In the evening, when Chi Ranzhi came back to pick up people, he could see the intention of these guys at a glance, and with a glance, everyone left reluctantly.
Chi Ranzhi walked to the medicine garden and called Su Mu.
Su Mu turned his head, he hadn't seen him for a day, and still missed Chi Ranzhi, so he threw away the medicine in his hand and ran towards Chi Ranzhi.
Chi Ranzhi opened his arms, watching Fat Tuanzi clumsily running towards him, he felt joy that he had never felt before.
On the third morning, Su Mu reluctantly put on the snow-white gown of the Imperial College with the help of Chi Ranzhi, and it turned into a soft glutinous rice ball in seconds.
Chi Ranzhi pulled Su Mu to go out, but Su Mu went back on his word.
Chi Ranzhi hugged him on his lap, pinched Su Mu's nose, and said helplessly, "Where's your face?"
Su Mu said confidently, "No more." Now that he is so fat, he doesn't want to go out to meet people.
Chi Ranzhi: "Then I can go back on what I promised."
Su Mu glared angrily: "I can, but you don't."
Chi Ranzhi raised his eyebrows, "You little brat in the den."
Chi Ranzhi sighed and stopped talking.
I don't know if I'm unhappy or what.
Su Mu sat on his lap, glanced at him quietly, and looked away.
After a while, he glanced again, pursed his lips, and gently tugged Chi Ranzhi's sleeve, "Okay. I'll go."
Chi Ranzhi smiled, and lightly patted Su Mu's forehead, "Good boy."
The gate of the Imperial College.
Chi Ranzhi helped the reluctant Su Mu out of the carriage, and handed the bookcase to Su Mu in a flash.
There is no way, the Imperial College only allows students to enter, and others are not allowed to enter even if you are a relative of the emperor, let alone bring servants.
They stood beside the carriage, watching Su Mu struggling to walk, and slowly walked towards the Imperial College.
Chi Ranzhi looked at his back, smiled, and suddenly stepped forward to grab Su Mu's collar.
Su Mu turned around with question marks all over his face.
Chi Ranzhi let go of him, covered his lips and chuckled, "It's nothing, go, I'll wait for you here."
Su Mu snorted coldly, and continued to move forward step by step.
The legs are too fat to walk.
He went up the steps with difficulty and walked to the open gate of the Imperial College. It took a lot of strength to cross the threshold. Si Ye, who was in charge of the reception, took Su Mu to see Jijiu.
Chi Ranzhi stood for a while before returning to the carriage.
Gong Song asked, "Your Highness, where are we going?"
Chi Ranzhi took a sip of hot tea and said leisurely, "Just wait here for him to finish school."
Zhong Jingying came a day earlier than Su Mu, but in just one day, he was already very popular in the Imperial College.
Hearing that the Seventh Princess sent her son-in-law here, and she hadn't attended class yet, Zhong Jingying felt itchy in her heart, wanting to see the princess, so she urged everyone to go to the door to see the princess and her son-in-law.
He has to take a good look at what the princess likes. His ability to imitate is very strong.
In fact, everyone has been curious for a long time, who can be liked by the Seventh Princess who is like a big devil, and they all ran to the door to watch.
So, when they saw the princess get off the car, they helped one down...
A chubby boy who looks like glutinous rice balls.
Zhong Jingying was stunned for a long time, and couldn't help but sneered in her heart: "So ugly?"
This, he really can't learn, he doesn't want to become so fat.
Is there a problem with the princess's aesthetics?
Thinking this way, they were driven into the classroom by the doctors taught by the Imperial College.
It's time for class.
Under the leadership of Si Ye, Su Mu met Guozijian Jijiu, a middle-aged scribe with a thin figure and a pale face.
Because Su Mu is not only a son-in-law, but also a Marquis of An Le, with a special status, Jijiu personally took him to visit the Imperial College and learn the rules of the Imperial College.
Su Mu quickly figured out the rules, and after thinking silently in his heart, his eyes lit up, and he planned to graduate within seven days.
When he arrived in the classroom, there was only one empty seat, which was the corner of the last row. Su Mu didn't realize that this was a warning given to him by the students who had just watched him under Zhong Jingying's instigation, so he sat down calmly.
The doctor was teaching on it, and Su Mu took out the book from the bookcase and flipped through it page by page. The speed was very fast. After finishing one book, he read the next one.
The doctor watched from above, and he knew the reputation of the son-in-law's idiot, so he didn't care about him.
During the break, the students surrounded him with cheers, greeted Su Mu in a strange manner, and then asked questions.
Su Mu is still seriously reading at a very fast speed. Now he has to finish all his studies early and graduate early. He has entered a state of ecstasy, completely oblivious to the existence of people around him.It was only when Su Mu frowned after finishing the last book he brought today, and was about to get up to look for the book that seemed to be very talkative, that he found that there were people around him.
He saw Zhong Jingying who he had seen in Lingnan hiding behind the crowd at a glance, and he felt the maliciousness of the other party rushing towards his face.Su Mu looked at him for a moment and made an assessment. He felt that he was not as dangerous as Chu Qingxuan, so he ignored him.
Su Mu: "Go away."
Su Mu frowns coldly, which has a bit of Chi Ranzhi's charm, which is quite capable of bluffing people.
All the students spent a long time provoking countless times, both openly and secretly, and were taken aback by his imposing "go away", and obediently stepped aside.
Zhong Jingying secretly hated: What are you pretending to be?Who doesn't know whether this is a well-known idiot or an ugly idiot.
Su Mu found Jijiu unimpeded all the way. Hearing his intention, Jijiu glanced at him unexpectedly, thought for a while, and took him to the library of the Imperial College.
As soon as Su Mu arrived at the library, he saw the collection of books on the third floor. He was stunned for a moment, and said to Jijiu, "I just want to graduate after reading the books."
Jijiu looked at him for a moment, a faint smile and gleam suddenly appeared in his eyes, he stroked his beard, "There are all books in this library."
Su Mu glared at him, and mercilessly exposed his lie: "You clearly didn't say that when you introduced it this morning."
Jijiu looked at Su Mu and smiled slightly.
Which one is talking about the son-in-law's straw bag?
This is obviously not easy to fool.
With one hand behind his back, Jijiu stroked the goatee under his chin with the other, and said with a smile: "That's the most basic, the books in it are the key, and only by thoroughly understanding all the books can you reach the level of graduation. "
Su Mu looked at the sacrificial wine suspiciously, and then glanced at the rows of bookshelves.
Seven days should be about the same, but I have to read books after returning home.
Su Mu: "I want to read books here." As he said that, he picked up a pile of books and sat down at the side table with difficulty.
The person in charge of the library looked at Su Mu in surprise, and then at the sacrificial wine.
Jijiu smiled and acquiesced.
He observed Su Mu for a while, and saw that Su Mu was reading very fast. He finished one book very quickly, and moved on to the next one, thinking deeply.
At this moment, Si Ye had something to look for him, so Jijiu left first.
Su Mu spent the whole morning reading in the library, the speed of which surprised the person in charge of the library.
It wasn't until noon that I was hungry, so I put down my book and went to the cafeteria to eat.
Zhong Jingying bought the chef long ago, and is waiting to see him play in the cafeteria.
As soon as Su Mu arrived at the cafeteria, he saw the sweet and sour pork ribs, so he went straight there, but he walked slowly. When he got there, there was already a group of people scrambling for the ribs, and they all snatched them up.
The cook ended up giving him just a bone and a lot of soup.
Su Mu: "..."
Su Mu asked for other dishes, and the people around cheered and snatched all the dishes. It was obvious that Su Mu asked for it first, but the chef gave it to others first.
Zhong Jingying mixed among the students to watch the show up close.
After going back and forth like this, Su Mu looked coldly at the chef and the students, and stuck his fingers into his sleeve pockets.
He is short of people to test the poison.
Su Mu was not in a hurry this time, and walked the group of troublemakers like a dog. In the chaos, no one noticed, a few almost transparent flying insects flew out of Su Mu's sleeves. The dishes in front of the chef and the meals on their plates flew leisurely, and pieces of transparent medicinal powder were sprinkled.
Unknowingly.
Outside the Imperial College, the maid sent someone to deliver lunch, but Chi Ranzhi couldn't eat much, he was worried, and didn't eat much at all.
I don't know if Mu Mu can eat the food in the canteen of the Imperial College...
In the end, Su Mu only got a portion of vinegared cabbage and rice, found a seat to eat, and then sat there to digest.
Just when everyone finished eating, Su Mu mockingly glanced at the corner and was about to leave, but fell down a large piece.
Zhong Jingying also fell to the ground, feeling unbearable pain in her stomach, as if she had eaten something bad.
But they couldn't get up, and in order to avoid making a fool of themselves in public, they crawled to the toilet one by one.
Su Mu watched the tortoise race while digesting, and then got up satisfied and went back to the library to continue reading.
After reading the book for an hour, Su Mu rubbed his eyes, and heard that the school was still noisy, and calculated that it was almost time, so it was time to take a rest.
So, walking slowly to the school, I saw the students lying on the ground clutching their stomachs.
The resident doctor of the Imperial College is treating them, but they have already prescribed medicine for their bad stomachs and fried them for a while, but they still haven't recovered.
The doctor shook his head while taking their pulse.
Su Mu stepped forward and said, "Let me see."
The doctor gave him a surprised look, he didn't know Su Mu, and he was helpless, so he stepped aside.
Su Mu stretched out his hand, gave the pulse of the student who had been helping Zhong Jingying to find faults today, whose face was already a little purple, and after a while, told the doctor the names of a few medicines.
The doctor didn't know why, so he asked the medicine boy to fetch it.
Su Mu poured out all the pills in the big and small medicine bottles. After a dazzling operation, he squeezed out a lot of black pills the size of mung beans, and put a pile of them on the left and right hands.
Su Mu first asked the doctor to feed a pill on his left to the student in front of him.
After the student ate it, he felt much better immediately, but he glared at Su Mu: "Have you washed your hands?"
Su Mu looked at him, and then at his own hands: "It doesn't seem to be." Then, he thought about it carefully, with a naive expression: "When was the last time I washed my hands? I can't remember. "
The student's face turned dark immediately.
Su Mu asked the doctor to divide the pill on the left, and everyone felt better.
Su Mu casually picked up a pill on the right hand side: "You guys have a bad stomach after eating this time, you need to take another pill to get better."
The student whose face was darkened all the time when he said that he didn't wash his hands and was disgusting, said angrily, "Then what are you waiting for?"
Su Mu slowly took out a stack of membership agreements of the Sweet and Sour Club from his sleeve: "If you sign this, I will continue to treat you. If you don't sign it, forget it."
Everyone looked at Su Mu in disbelief.
Save half of the people and start negotiating conditions?Is this what people do?
Who said this guy is a piece of trash?Obviously a rogue!
That's right, isn't there a bunch of scoundrels in the Sweet and Sour Club?
They will never join the Sweet and Sour Club!
Seeing that they would rather die than submit, Su Mu got up and collected all the pills, "Then I'm leaving. You don't have to worry, it's nothing to eat a bad stomach. You've taken half of the medicine now, go back and stay in the toilet for three days. alright."
Everyone: "..."
Seeing that Su Mu was really about to leave, the black-faced student gritted his teeth: "Let's sign!"
Su Mu handed over the agreement skillfully and asked them to sign and press their fingerprints.
Zhong Jingying was very humiliated and ready to sign, but Su Mu ignored him at all, and didn't even give him the agreement.
When Su Mu took back the agreement, he glanced at their names and checked the people who were seated. Finally, he randomly checked a few and asked them to call each other's names to ensure that they did not sign the agreement with fake names like the Huns. Keep them all.
Only then did he deliver the second pill himself.
No more, no less, just missing Zhong Jingying.
Su Mu looked at Zhong Jingying and blinked innocently: "It's gone."
Zhong Jingying: "..."
The black-faced student felt better after taking the medicine, and was not happy when he heard the words: "If you don't have it, do it again!"
Su Mu looked back at him, "Who are you talking to?" As he spoke, he shook the agreement.
The black-faced student's face darkened even more when he thought of the contents of the agreement.
Su Mu: "It's written in the agreement that you must obey the president's words."
Su Mu pointed to Zhong Jingying: "People from the Sweet and Sour Club are not allowed to play with him."
Everyone: "..."
Zhong Jingying: "..."
Su Mu put down his words and went back to the library.
Who will not target and exclude people?
The poison I tried today worked well, and I will try another one tomorrow.
When Su Mu was reading in the library in the afternoon, he saw the content introducing the functions of the government in this dynasty, so he fixed his eyes on the introduction of the Military Weapons Department of the Ministry of Industry, and his eyes lit up.
Isn't this what he does?
Moreover, the materials that are strictly controlled during the entire Qian Dynasty can be used here casually?
He's going to the Ordnance Division!
Su Mu thought that when Jijiu introduced him to him in the morning, students who graduated from the Imperial College could be directly assigned to the six divisions. Although the treatment was not as good as Jinshi who had passed the imperial examination, the assigned positions were all small officials, and they had to have Jijiu recommendation.
Su Mu thought for a moment, then got up to look for sacrificial wine.
Jijiu: "You said you want to graduate from the Imperial College in seven days, and you still want to go to the Department of Military Weapons?"
Su Mu nodded, "That's right."
Jijiu looked at him carefully for a moment, and said with a smile, "Yes, if you can really pass the examination within seven days, I will write you a letter of recommendation."
Su Mu felt that Jijiu was a rare good person, but...
Su Mu said: "According to the normal assessment, it's too slow. It takes three days to write it down with a pen. I think half a day is enough for the assessment. I don't need to use a pen, and I can write a sentence. It's faster. How do you feel about offering wine?"
Jijiu smiled and said, "Why are you in such a hurry?"
Su Mu pursed her lips, lowered her head pitifully: "Everyone laughs at me for being fat, I don't want to stay here anymore, but I promised the princess..."
Ji Jiu looked at Su Mu and frowned.
It seems that it is time to teach the supervisors how to behave.and……
The white and fat dumpling in front of him is obviously quite gratifying.
Seeing Su Mu's pitiful appearance, Jijiu's heart softened, so he said, "Okay, I'll make an exception this time, and let me see how to make a good statement?"
Su Mu, who had successfully completed the ceremony, smiled happily, "Then let's sign the agreement?"
Ritual wine: "...???"
Su Mu walked to his table, took a piece of paper and spread it out for him, "Just now I agreed to the terms of the sacrificial wine, and I have to write it down in black and white, otherwise what should you do if you go back on your word?"
Jijiu looked at Su Mu strangely for a while, and suddenly stroked his beard and laughed loudly: "Okay, I'll sign for you."
Jijiu wrote down the agreement and signed it.
Su Mu took out the inkpad he carried with him from his sleeve and handed it over, "Make a fingerprint."
After sacrificial wine, he looked at Su Mu, smiled and shook his head: "You..."
Then, very helplessly, he dipped the ink pad and pressed his handprint next to the signature.
Su Mu took the agreement and read it carefully, confirmed that there was no problem, and took it away properly.
The sacrificial wine wiped off the ink pad on his hands, and joked: "Why do I think you are particularly proficient in this set of movements?"
Su Mu raised his chin proudly, and went back to the library to read.
After Su Mu left, Jijiu stroked his beard, recalling Su Mu's proud appearance, how could it be that he was afraid that others would say he was fat?
How do you feel, as if you were cheated?
After the dudes finished their daily check-in tasks, they were bored drinking in restaurants.
Xuan He suddenly remembered something, and said, "I heard that the son-in-law has been sent to the Imperial College to go to school."
Others: "Tsk tsk tsk, how pitiful."
Xuan He: "Anyway, if you're idle, you're idle. Why don't we go and see him? What if we get bullied?"
Everyone nodded, the powerful and noble children of the Imperial College gathered, and most of them were their elder brothers who were proud of their talents and had eyes above their heads. They definitely didn't like Su Mu who was playing with them.
So, everyone cheered and rushed to the Imperial College to support Su Mu.
When they arrived at the Guozijian, they just finished school.
I saw Su Mu walking slowly in front, followed by a group of students carrying several large boxes of books, not daring to pass him by a single step.
They are all proud people. Since they signed the agreement, they will not violate the agreement, and will abide by the agreement. They will not let people pick out any faults and have to obey Su Mu, the president.
The dandies didn't know for a moment whether they should be surprised by Su Mu who suddenly became fat, or by the scene he saw.
When Su Mu left the Imperial College, Xuan He glanced at the students behind him with aggrieved faces, and saw his elder brother Xuan Rong with the darkest face at a glance, raised his eyebrows: "These are..."
Su Mu: "A new member of the Sweet and Sour Club."
Some of the dandies also saw their elder brother among the students: "???"
Su Mu: "It's still in the inspection period, and the jade medal will be issued in two days."
All the gangsters: "..."
Su Mu: "You are seniors, take them to do daily tasks when you are on vacation, and investigate carefully."
Xuan He quickly closed the folding fan, slapped it on his palm, and looked at his elder brother playfully: "Okay!"
great!
Chi Ranzhi was on the carriage, shaking his head and laughing at this scene, and got off the station beside the carriage.
When Su Mu saw Chi Ranzhi, he ignored the others, walked slowly towards Chi Ranzhi, and ordered the person holding the box behind him to hand the box to Gong Song and load it into the carriage.
Chi Ranzhi: "What are these?"
Su Mu walked up to Chi Ranzhi: "Book."
Chi Ranzhi: "???"
The dandies came over to chat for a while, and Chi Ranzhi took Su Mu back to the princess mansion.
Students and playboys went back to their respective homes.
Only Zhong Jingying was left alone in the distance, looking at the direction of the carriage with a look of jealousy.
After returning to the Princess Mansion, Chi Ranzhi helped Su Mu get out of the car.
Su Mu was so round that he couldn't see his feet at all, Chi Ranzhi was afraid that he would fall and lead him away.
After Su Mu made up his mind, he read the books all the way in the carriage, changed his clothes when he got home, occupied Chi Ranzhi's study and continued to read, holding the book while eating.
Chi Ranzhi picked the ribs for Su Mu, but Su Mu kept his eyes on the book. After feeding him for a while, Chi Ranzhi took the book in Su Mu's hand and said helplessly, "Eat well."
Su Mu puffed his cheeks, glanced at Chi Ran, and ate obediently.
After dinner, Su Mu picked up the book again. Chi Ranzhi didn't expect Su Mu to be so eager to learn, but looking at Su Mu who was holding the book and his eyes fell on the book, Chi Ranzhi glanced at the book and suggested to practice calligraphy with Su Mu .
Su Mu thought that he had finally made a routine, Jijiu made Jijiu not think of calligraphy practice, and asked Jijiu to sign the graduation inspection agreement for him to exclude calligraphy practice, he didn't want to practice calligraphy.
However, Su Mu wanted to surprise Chi Ranzhi on the day of graduation, and didn't want to tell Chi Ranzhi before then, so he rejected Chi Ranzhi's proposal and sat in the study to read.
Chi Ranzhi glanced at him, and went out with an unhappy expression.
As the night was getting darker, Chi Ranzhi came to the study and saw that Su Mu had no intention of going to sleep, so he said helplessly:
"It's already a snow-white dumpling, and if you add two dark circles, you will become a panda. You don't have to rush to study, and you don't need to take the imperial examination, why bother to sleep and eat?"
Su Mu felt that he was so fat now, adding two dark circles would definitely make him even uglier, and he couldn't compare with cute creatures like pandas.Then he put down his book, was dragged by Chi Ranzhi to take a bath and change clothes, and went to bed, and refused Chi Ranzhi's intimacy on the grounds that he had to get up early to go to school tomorrow morning.
The next morning, Su Mu got up early, and Chi Ranzhi, who was so angry that he almost didn't sleep all night and fell asleep in the early morning, sent him to the Imperial College.
Chi Ranzhi was in a bad mood and pretended to be asleep.
Su Mu had already been dressed neatly by the Glimpse Glimpse, stood by the bed and looked at Chi Ranzhi who was lying on his bed, thought for a while, stepped back a little, trotted forward with all his strength, flew up, touched Hit on Ikesen's body
Chi Ranzhi looked at him and laughed even louder.
Su Mu: "???"
Gong Nai and the others were setting up the breakfast, and they were all surprised when they heard Chi Ranzhi's laughter coming from the bedroom.
For so many years, they had never heard Chi Ranzhi laugh so heartily, and laughed for such a long time.
It is also very strange to have a glimpse of light.
Gong Zhu and Gong Feng had something to do with Chi Ranzhi. As soon as they arrived at the Yaoyue Hall, they heard Chi Ranzhi's laughter. Curious, they went to the bedroom with Gong Nai, Fu Guang Lve Ying and others, and asked respectfully, "Your Highness?"
Chi Ranzhi's laughter paused, and a smiling voice came: "Come in."
Su Mu hadn't woken up yet, and sat on the bed blankly looking at Chi Ranzhi, not knowing what happened.
When everyone came in, what they saw was Su Mu who was beside Chi Ranzhi. He gained several times of weight overnight, but because of his fair skin, he looked like a snow-white dumpling, chubby and chubby.Innocent and dazed with doggy eyes, he looked at Chi Ranzhi innocently, and then at everyone.Red lips and white teeth, white and rosy cheeks, the whole person is powdery, round and fleshy, like a newborn puppy.
Mistress Gong and the maidservants were turned into cuteness in an instant, and their eyes lit up when they saw Su Mu.
Glittering Glitter turned his head away, unable to restrain his laughter.
Chi Ranzhi's stomach ached with a smile, so he got up and went to the bed with his back to Su Mu to rest.
After all, Gong Zhu still remembered that this was his little apprentice. Although seeing that Chi Ranzhi was still smiling so happily, he knew that he was generally fine, so he went up to check, "It's okay, it should be that he ingested or inhaled some medicinal powder by mistake. , there are several tonic ingredients that are not usually put together and mixed together for some reason..."
Saying that, looking at the appearance of the little apprentice, he finally couldn't help turning his head and laughing for a while.
When Gong Feng heard this, his laughing eyes were bent, and he coughed lightly: "So, this is, it's done?"
Gong Zhu managed to hold back a smile: "It can be understood in this way."
Gong Nai covered her lips: "How long will it take? Is there no antidote?"
Gong Zhu glanced at Su Mu with a smile: "No, it's not poison. It will take ten days and half a month anyway."
Gongmao and the maidservants looked at Su Mu lovingly.
Su Mu blinked, and finally woke up completely. Seeing everyone smiling at him, he hurriedly ran out of bed, but almost rolled down. Chi Ranzhi, who came back from the window, quickly helped him, and Su Mu pushed Chi Ran away. Zhi ran to the mirror, and when he looked in front of the bronze mirror, his eyes widened and he was stunned.
Who is this white and fat man who looks like an oversized steamed bun! ! !
Su Mu blinked, thinking of the sneeze and those medicine powders before dinner yesterday, and what Gong Zhu said just now...
Under everyone's attention, he hugged his head and let out a scream.
His unbelievable appearance, holding his head and screaming like the sky is collapsing, wants to squat down but can't squat at all because he is fat. Gong Zhu, who had been holding back his laughter, was instantly poked into a smile, and he patted Gong Feng's face. The shoulders are looking all over the floor with a smile.
Gong Feng also shook his shoulders with a smile.
Seeing this, Chi Ranzhi put his forehead on the bedpost and laughed wildly for a while. After laughing enough, he finally realized his conscience. He went to the bronze mirror and hugged Su Mu horizontally. In addition, there is a trace of surprise.
He raised his eyebrows, twitched, and smiled wickedly: "It's really just hair, the weight hasn't changed at all."
Chi Ranzhi hugged Su Mu and turned around, couldn't put it down, seeing Su Mu holding his head and having no face to see others, his voice trembled with laughter: "Look, I told you yesterday that if you don't keep your promise, you will be punished .Fortunately, I was wearing loose pajamas."
Hearing this, Su Mu put down his hands, raised his head and glared at Chi Ranzhi angrily, struggling to get out of Chi Ranzhi's arms.
Chi Ranzhi was afraid that he would fall and gently put him on the ground. When it came to clothes, Chi Ranzhi remembered the set of the Imperial College, looked at Su Mu with a smile, reached out and pinched Su Mu's soft face, and teased:
"It seems that the set of Guozijian's student uniforms that were prepared can't be worn anymore. You have to wait two days for the clothes to be redone. This time, you successfully skipped two days of school based on your strength."
Gong Zhu finally had enough of laughing, and joked seriously: "My dear student, you are really a genius at making poisons, give me the recipe quickly, and in the future, anyone who doesn't like it will get fat with poison."
Su Mu finally accepted the fact, however...
He looked at the guy who was making fun of him in the room, and instantly transformed from a naive little milk dog into a hell dog, and drove everyone out fiercely.
Chi Ranzhi was the last one to be pushed out by Su Mu, turned around and grabbed the door frame, and looked at Su Mu with a downcast smile: "Don't you want to eat?"
Su Mu looked at him coldly, "I'm full! Don't pull my door if you have nothing to do, understand?"
Chi Ran was taken aback, looked at Su Mu's chubby face and dark, pitiful and cute dog eyes, and couldn't help laughing.
He had never been this happy in his life.
Su Mu snorted coldly, kicked Chi Ran's foot through the crack of the door, closed the door heavily, turned around angrily and leaned against the door to sulk.
Hearing the sound of footsteps going away, clutching my hungry, growling stomach, I became even more angry!
After a while, Su Mu heard footsteps coming back, and smelled the smell of food, including his favorite sweet and sour pork ribs.
Su Mu's eyes lit up, he turned around and leaned against the door to look out.
I saw Chi Ranzhi walking in the front, Gong Nai and Fuguang Lvying walked behind with food, seeing Chi Ranzhi's teasing eyes looking at him through the crack of the door, Su Mu hurriedly avoided.
After a while, the smell of food came closer, as if it was right at the end of the nose.
Su Mu looked over again, and saw that Chi Ranzhi had arrived at the door, meeting Su Mu's eyes through the crack of the door.
Su Mu: "..."
Chi Ranzhi smiled and said, "Are you hungry?"
Su Mu snorted coldly and glared angrily: "Not hungry. Go away!"
Chi Ranzhi smiled and coaxed patiently: "Okay, don't be angry anymore, our Mumu is very cute now."
Su Mu: "Liar! You are all laughing at me!"
Chi Ranzhi: "I was wrong. I'll let someone hit them with a big board later, okay?"
Su Mu: "...It doesn't have to be."
Chi Ranzhi's rare soft voice: "Today is all your favorite food, and sweet and sour pork ribs."
Su Mu hesitated.
Chi Ranzhi: "Are you angry after eating?"
Su Mu felt that it made sense, so he opened the door, and stood by the door coldly with his arms folded and his back facing everyone.
It's just that his arms have gained weight a few times, and the arm-folding action has become a wrist-holding action.
After the food was arranged, Chi Ranzhi let Gong Nai and others go out, and closed the door himself.
Su Mu breathed a sigh of relief, unexpectedly, Chi Ranzhi hugged him the next moment, walked to the table and sat down.
Chi Ranzhi sat him on his lap, and held him in his arms, "Okay, Mu Mu won't be angry anymore, let's eat first."
Su Mu who was about to get angry: "..."
As Chi Ranzhi said, he took the seafood and vegetable porridge and handed it to Su Mu.
Su Mu took a look, swallowed, took the porridge bowl with both hands and drank it.
It's just that his hands are chubby, and Chi Ranzhi was afraid that he would be angry if he dropped the bowl, so he kept holding it on the bottom of the bowl with his hands.
After drinking half a bowl of porridge, Chi Ranzhi picked the meat off the ribs and fed it to Su Mu.
Although Su Mu wanted to say that there was no need to remove the ribs to eat, but it was quite comfortable to be served like this, so he didn't say anything.
He finally knew why Chi Ranzhi liked to ask him to pick fishbone.
Today's ribs are exceptionally delicious.
Chi Ranzhi fed Su Mu patiently and meticulously, his eyes were so soft that they were about to melt, and he wanted to laugh seeing Su Mu like this, Su Mu's every move made his heart crisp and melt, melt and crisp .
After eating, Chi Ranzhi wiped Su Mu's hands clean.
Su Mu wanted to deny people when he was full, snorted coldly, and struggled to push people away.
Chi Ranzhi smirked and went to tickle him.
Su Mu was ticklish at first, and became even more ticklish after becoming fat, so he collapsed into Chi Ranzhi's arms with a hahaha laugh.
Chi Ranzhi smiled triumphantly: "Finally no longer angry?"
Su Mu snorted coldly.
Fearing that Su Mu would accumulate food, Chi Ranzhi dragged Su Mu around the princess mansion, attracting countless eyes.
Chi Ranzhi was afraid that Su Mu would be angry, so he would give anyone who looked at him a cold look, so that no one dared to look at him anymore.
Su Mu felt more at ease now, and couldn't help hugging Chi Ranzhi's arm.
Chi Ranzhi smiled triumphantly.
After breakfast the next day, Chi Ranzhi was sitting in front of the dressing table while Madam Gong and others were dressing him up.
The new Lingnan King Zhong Jingchen arrived in the capital yesterday, and today he officially accepted the canonization. After the canonization, there will be a palace banquet, and Chi Ranzhi needs to attend.
After dressing up, Chi Ranzhi's expression was calm, but he smiled when he saw Su Mu sitting outside playing with the medicine bottle.
Su Mu happened to look over, and Chi Ranzhi waved to Su Mu.
Su Mu snorted coldly, put down the medicine bottle and walked up to him. Chi Ranzhi pulled Su Mu to sit on his lap, "Why don't you change your clothes? I'll be leaving soon."
Su Mu played with Chi Ranzhi's finger, complaining: "Why are there so many banquets? I can't walk, I won't go."
Chi Ranzhi stretched out his hand and gently scratched his nose, "If you don't go, don't go."
Palace feast.
Zhong Jingying followed his elder brother to the banquet. At first he couldn't forget Lu Shangzhang, but when he saw the men in court, from the emperor, the prince, down to officials at all levels, all of them had extraordinary momentum, he immediately put Lu Shangzhang behind him for the time being, and liked them all.
Sister Zhong Jingyu had been married by Zhong Jingchen to a wealthy businessman who was closely related to the palace some time ago, and he followed Zhong Jingchen to Beijing. This time he will stay in the capital, although it seems that he is staying here as a hostage to show the King of Lingnan's respect for her. Loyal to the court, but the real purpose is to marry the Seventh Princess.
He had no interest in the seventh princess, but he was really amazed when he saw the seventh princess herself.He had never seen such a graceful, dignified, beautiful and glamorous woman, and she was so domineering, which made his heart flutter.
It's a pity that the seventh princess went to the female guest table with the female guests soon.
Zhong Jingying's eyes lit up.
Princess Seven, he is married!
He followed the back of the seventh princess until he couldn't see it at all, and then looked at Wen Wu of the Manchu Dynasty, and smiled knowingly.
This capital is really a good place, much better than Lingnan.
Sitting beside Zhong Jingchen, Zhong Jingying couldn't help fantasizing about the carefree days when she would have a princess at home and be able to choose the man she likes at will when she goes out to socialize.
Then I heard others talking about the Seventh Princess' son-in-law not coming today, and some whispered, no one thought that the Seventh Princess would like her son-in-law very much, which surprised everyone.
Zhong Jingying rolled her eyes and sneered.As long as there is someone he likes, he is afraid that the cruel seventh princess in the rumors will not have someone he likes.Whatever the princess likes, he can just follow suit.
So he began to inquire about the son-in-law.
The emperor left just like at the palace banquet where Xiao Shuo was canonized last time, leaving only the crown prince to receive Zhong Jingchen.
The prince was drinking with Zhong Jingchen, when he heard everyone talking about Su Mu, he glanced over, and everyone stopped discussing immediately.
Zhong Jingying's whole body went numb from the prince's powerful eyes, and she was suddenly distracted.
Back in the Lingnan Prince's Mansion in the capital, Zhong Jingchen brought Zhong Jingying to the study room, and asked lightly, "I met the Seventh Princess today, what do you think?"
Zhong Jingying cupped her hands and said, "The Seventh Princess is unparalleled, and Jingying likes her."
Zhong Jingchen sat in the grand teacher's chair, tapping the armrest with his fingers, "The seventh princess likes the current consort very much, are you sure you can make her fall in love?"
Zhong Jingying respectfully stood in front of Zhong Jingchen across the desk. Hearing this, he raised his head, showing a wise expression, "Princess likes son-in-law, so I'll just learn how to look like a son-in-law. When I learn how to look like a son-in-law, I will Find an opportunity to kill the son-in-law, and then create a chance encounter. The seventh princess must be heartbroken to lose the son-in-law. Seeing me who behaves like the son-in-law, I will definitely see that I think of the son-in-law. Slowly, don’t just empathize Is it? It's just that I can't get in touch with the son-in-law now."
Zhong Jingchen looked at the expression on the younger brother's face, and after listening to him finish speaking, he said after a long time: "Very good. The king will leave for Lingnan tomorrow morning. The son-in-law will enter the Imperial College in two days. The king has also got a place for you. Tomorrow You go."
Zhong Jingying's eyes lit up, and she said flatteringly, "Thank you, my lord, Jingying will definitely not disgrace her life."
Chi Ranzhi went to the banquet earlier, and Su Mu was playing with poison in Gong Zhu's courtyard, unexpectedly the bamboo courtyard was extremely lively today.
Except for Gong Song, who went to the banquet with Chi Ranzhi, all the face leaders gathered in the bamboo courtyard, and sat in the gazebo to watch the fat dumpling Su Mu clumsily playing with herbs in the garden, but each one was more serious than the other, without a smile on his face , as if it was just an ordinary chat with Gong Zhu.
Su Mu didn't notice it either, and received a lot of gifts during the break, with a dazed look on his face.
In the evening, when Chi Ranzhi came back to pick up people, he could see the intention of these guys at a glance, and with a glance, everyone left reluctantly.
Chi Ranzhi walked to the medicine garden and called Su Mu.
Su Mu turned his head, he hadn't seen him for a day, and still missed Chi Ranzhi, so he threw away the medicine in his hand and ran towards Chi Ranzhi.
Chi Ranzhi opened his arms, watching Fat Tuanzi clumsily running towards him, he felt joy that he had never felt before.
On the third morning, Su Mu reluctantly put on the snow-white gown of the Imperial College with the help of Chi Ranzhi, and it turned into a soft glutinous rice ball in seconds.
Chi Ranzhi pulled Su Mu to go out, but Su Mu went back on his word.
Chi Ranzhi hugged him on his lap, pinched Su Mu's nose, and said helplessly, "Where's your face?"
Su Mu said confidently, "No more." Now that he is so fat, he doesn't want to go out to meet people.
Chi Ranzhi: "Then I can go back on what I promised."
Su Mu glared angrily: "I can, but you don't."
Chi Ranzhi raised his eyebrows, "You little brat in the den."
Chi Ranzhi sighed and stopped talking.
I don't know if I'm unhappy or what.
Su Mu sat on his lap, glanced at him quietly, and looked away.
After a while, he glanced again, pursed his lips, and gently tugged Chi Ranzhi's sleeve, "Okay. I'll go."
Chi Ranzhi smiled, and lightly patted Su Mu's forehead, "Good boy."
The gate of the Imperial College.
Chi Ranzhi helped the reluctant Su Mu out of the carriage, and handed the bookcase to Su Mu in a flash.
There is no way, the Imperial College only allows students to enter, and others are not allowed to enter even if you are a relative of the emperor, let alone bring servants.
They stood beside the carriage, watching Su Mu struggling to walk, and slowly walked towards the Imperial College.
Chi Ranzhi looked at his back, smiled, and suddenly stepped forward to grab Su Mu's collar.
Su Mu turned around with question marks all over his face.
Chi Ranzhi let go of him, covered his lips and chuckled, "It's nothing, go, I'll wait for you here."
Su Mu snorted coldly, and continued to move forward step by step.
The legs are too fat to walk.
He went up the steps with difficulty and walked to the open gate of the Imperial College. It took a lot of strength to cross the threshold. Si Ye, who was in charge of the reception, took Su Mu to see Jijiu.
Chi Ranzhi stood for a while before returning to the carriage.
Gong Song asked, "Your Highness, where are we going?"
Chi Ranzhi took a sip of hot tea and said leisurely, "Just wait here for him to finish school."
Zhong Jingying came a day earlier than Su Mu, but in just one day, he was already very popular in the Imperial College.
Hearing that the Seventh Princess sent her son-in-law here, and she hadn't attended class yet, Zhong Jingying felt itchy in her heart, wanting to see the princess, so she urged everyone to go to the door to see the princess and her son-in-law.
He has to take a good look at what the princess likes. His ability to imitate is very strong.
In fact, everyone has been curious for a long time, who can be liked by the Seventh Princess who is like a big devil, and they all ran to the door to watch.
So, when they saw the princess get off the car, they helped one down...
A chubby boy who looks like glutinous rice balls.
Zhong Jingying was stunned for a long time, and couldn't help but sneered in her heart: "So ugly?"
This, he really can't learn, he doesn't want to become so fat.
Is there a problem with the princess's aesthetics?
Thinking this way, they were driven into the classroom by the doctors taught by the Imperial College.
It's time for class.
Under the leadership of Si Ye, Su Mu met Guozijian Jijiu, a middle-aged scribe with a thin figure and a pale face.
Because Su Mu is not only a son-in-law, but also a Marquis of An Le, with a special status, Jijiu personally took him to visit the Imperial College and learn the rules of the Imperial College.
Su Mu quickly figured out the rules, and after thinking silently in his heart, his eyes lit up, and he planned to graduate within seven days.
When he arrived in the classroom, there was only one empty seat, which was the corner of the last row. Su Mu didn't realize that this was a warning given to him by the students who had just watched him under Zhong Jingying's instigation, so he sat down calmly.
The doctor was teaching on it, and Su Mu took out the book from the bookcase and flipped through it page by page. The speed was very fast. After finishing one book, he read the next one.
The doctor watched from above, and he knew the reputation of the son-in-law's idiot, so he didn't care about him.
During the break, the students surrounded him with cheers, greeted Su Mu in a strange manner, and then asked questions.
Su Mu is still seriously reading at a very fast speed. Now he has to finish all his studies early and graduate early. He has entered a state of ecstasy, completely oblivious to the existence of people around him.It was only when Su Mu frowned after finishing the last book he brought today, and was about to get up to look for the book that seemed to be very talkative, that he found that there were people around him.
He saw Zhong Jingying who he had seen in Lingnan hiding behind the crowd at a glance, and he felt the maliciousness of the other party rushing towards his face.Su Mu looked at him for a moment and made an assessment. He felt that he was not as dangerous as Chu Qingxuan, so he ignored him.
Su Mu: "Go away."
Su Mu frowns coldly, which has a bit of Chi Ranzhi's charm, which is quite capable of bluffing people.
All the students spent a long time provoking countless times, both openly and secretly, and were taken aback by his imposing "go away", and obediently stepped aside.
Zhong Jingying secretly hated: What are you pretending to be?Who doesn't know whether this is a well-known idiot or an ugly idiot.
Su Mu found Jijiu unimpeded all the way. Hearing his intention, Jijiu glanced at him unexpectedly, thought for a while, and took him to the library of the Imperial College.
As soon as Su Mu arrived at the library, he saw the collection of books on the third floor. He was stunned for a moment, and said to Jijiu, "I just want to graduate after reading the books."
Jijiu looked at him for a moment, a faint smile and gleam suddenly appeared in his eyes, he stroked his beard, "There are all books in this library."
Su Mu glared at him, and mercilessly exposed his lie: "You clearly didn't say that when you introduced it this morning."
Jijiu looked at Su Mu and smiled slightly.
Which one is talking about the son-in-law's straw bag?
This is obviously not easy to fool.
With one hand behind his back, Jijiu stroked the goatee under his chin with the other, and said with a smile: "That's the most basic, the books in it are the key, and only by thoroughly understanding all the books can you reach the level of graduation. "
Su Mu looked at the sacrificial wine suspiciously, and then glanced at the rows of bookshelves.
Seven days should be about the same, but I have to read books after returning home.
Su Mu: "I want to read books here." As he said that, he picked up a pile of books and sat down at the side table with difficulty.
The person in charge of the library looked at Su Mu in surprise, and then at the sacrificial wine.
Jijiu smiled and acquiesced.
He observed Su Mu for a while, and saw that Su Mu was reading very fast. He finished one book very quickly, and moved on to the next one, thinking deeply.
At this moment, Si Ye had something to look for him, so Jijiu left first.
Su Mu spent the whole morning reading in the library, the speed of which surprised the person in charge of the library.
It wasn't until noon that I was hungry, so I put down my book and went to the cafeteria to eat.
Zhong Jingying bought the chef long ago, and is waiting to see him play in the cafeteria.
As soon as Su Mu arrived at the cafeteria, he saw the sweet and sour pork ribs, so he went straight there, but he walked slowly. When he got there, there was already a group of people scrambling for the ribs, and they all snatched them up.
The cook ended up giving him just a bone and a lot of soup.
Su Mu: "..."
Su Mu asked for other dishes, and the people around cheered and snatched all the dishes. It was obvious that Su Mu asked for it first, but the chef gave it to others first.
Zhong Jingying mixed among the students to watch the show up close.
After going back and forth like this, Su Mu looked coldly at the chef and the students, and stuck his fingers into his sleeve pockets.
He is short of people to test the poison.
Su Mu was not in a hurry this time, and walked the group of troublemakers like a dog. In the chaos, no one noticed, a few almost transparent flying insects flew out of Su Mu's sleeves. The dishes in front of the chef and the meals on their plates flew leisurely, and pieces of transparent medicinal powder were sprinkled.
Unknowingly.
Outside the Imperial College, the maid sent someone to deliver lunch, but Chi Ranzhi couldn't eat much, he was worried, and didn't eat much at all.
I don't know if Mu Mu can eat the food in the canteen of the Imperial College...
In the end, Su Mu only got a portion of vinegared cabbage and rice, found a seat to eat, and then sat there to digest.
Just when everyone finished eating, Su Mu mockingly glanced at the corner and was about to leave, but fell down a large piece.
Zhong Jingying also fell to the ground, feeling unbearable pain in her stomach, as if she had eaten something bad.
But they couldn't get up, and in order to avoid making a fool of themselves in public, they crawled to the toilet one by one.
Su Mu watched the tortoise race while digesting, and then got up satisfied and went back to the library to continue reading.
After reading the book for an hour, Su Mu rubbed his eyes, and heard that the school was still noisy, and calculated that it was almost time, so it was time to take a rest.
So, walking slowly to the school, I saw the students lying on the ground clutching their stomachs.
The resident doctor of the Imperial College is treating them, but they have already prescribed medicine for their bad stomachs and fried them for a while, but they still haven't recovered.
The doctor shook his head while taking their pulse.
Su Mu stepped forward and said, "Let me see."
The doctor gave him a surprised look, he didn't know Su Mu, and he was helpless, so he stepped aside.
Su Mu stretched out his hand, gave the pulse of the student who had been helping Zhong Jingying to find faults today, whose face was already a little purple, and after a while, told the doctor the names of a few medicines.
The doctor didn't know why, so he asked the medicine boy to fetch it.
Su Mu poured out all the pills in the big and small medicine bottles. After a dazzling operation, he squeezed out a lot of black pills the size of mung beans, and put a pile of them on the left and right hands.
Su Mu first asked the doctor to feed a pill on his left to the student in front of him.
After the student ate it, he felt much better immediately, but he glared at Su Mu: "Have you washed your hands?"
Su Mu looked at him, and then at his own hands: "It doesn't seem to be." Then, he thought about it carefully, with a naive expression: "When was the last time I washed my hands? I can't remember. "
The student's face turned dark immediately.
Su Mu asked the doctor to divide the pill on the left, and everyone felt better.
Su Mu casually picked up a pill on the right hand side: "You guys have a bad stomach after eating this time, you need to take another pill to get better."
The student whose face was darkened all the time when he said that he didn't wash his hands and was disgusting, said angrily, "Then what are you waiting for?"
Su Mu slowly took out a stack of membership agreements of the Sweet and Sour Club from his sleeve: "If you sign this, I will continue to treat you. If you don't sign it, forget it."
Everyone looked at Su Mu in disbelief.
Save half of the people and start negotiating conditions?Is this what people do?
Who said this guy is a piece of trash?Obviously a rogue!
That's right, isn't there a bunch of scoundrels in the Sweet and Sour Club?
They will never join the Sweet and Sour Club!
Seeing that they would rather die than submit, Su Mu got up and collected all the pills, "Then I'm leaving. You don't have to worry, it's nothing to eat a bad stomach. You've taken half of the medicine now, go back and stay in the toilet for three days. alright."
Everyone: "..."
Seeing that Su Mu was really about to leave, the black-faced student gritted his teeth: "Let's sign!"
Su Mu handed over the agreement skillfully and asked them to sign and press their fingerprints.
Zhong Jingying was very humiliated and ready to sign, but Su Mu ignored him at all, and didn't even give him the agreement.
When Su Mu took back the agreement, he glanced at their names and checked the people who were seated. Finally, he randomly checked a few and asked them to call each other's names to ensure that they did not sign the agreement with fake names like the Huns. Keep them all.
Only then did he deliver the second pill himself.
No more, no less, just missing Zhong Jingying.
Su Mu looked at Zhong Jingying and blinked innocently: "It's gone."
Zhong Jingying: "..."
The black-faced student felt better after taking the medicine, and was not happy when he heard the words: "If you don't have it, do it again!"
Su Mu looked back at him, "Who are you talking to?" As he spoke, he shook the agreement.
The black-faced student's face darkened even more when he thought of the contents of the agreement.
Su Mu: "It's written in the agreement that you must obey the president's words."
Su Mu pointed to Zhong Jingying: "People from the Sweet and Sour Club are not allowed to play with him."
Everyone: "..."
Zhong Jingying: "..."
Su Mu put down his words and went back to the library.
Who will not target and exclude people?
The poison I tried today worked well, and I will try another one tomorrow.
When Su Mu was reading in the library in the afternoon, he saw the content introducing the functions of the government in this dynasty, so he fixed his eyes on the introduction of the Military Weapons Department of the Ministry of Industry, and his eyes lit up.
Isn't this what he does?
Moreover, the materials that are strictly controlled during the entire Qian Dynasty can be used here casually?
He's going to the Ordnance Division!
Su Mu thought that when Jijiu introduced him to him in the morning, students who graduated from the Imperial College could be directly assigned to the six divisions. Although the treatment was not as good as Jinshi who had passed the imperial examination, the assigned positions were all small officials, and they had to have Jijiu recommendation.
Su Mu thought for a moment, then got up to look for sacrificial wine.
Jijiu: "You said you want to graduate from the Imperial College in seven days, and you still want to go to the Department of Military Weapons?"
Su Mu nodded, "That's right."
Jijiu looked at him carefully for a moment, and said with a smile, "Yes, if you can really pass the examination within seven days, I will write you a letter of recommendation."
Su Mu felt that Jijiu was a rare good person, but...
Su Mu said: "According to the normal assessment, it's too slow. It takes three days to write it down with a pen. I think half a day is enough for the assessment. I don't need to use a pen, and I can write a sentence. It's faster. How do you feel about offering wine?"
Jijiu smiled and said, "Why are you in such a hurry?"
Su Mu pursed her lips, lowered her head pitifully: "Everyone laughs at me for being fat, I don't want to stay here anymore, but I promised the princess..."
Ji Jiu looked at Su Mu and frowned.
It seems that it is time to teach the supervisors how to behave.and……
The white and fat dumpling in front of him is obviously quite gratifying.
Seeing Su Mu's pitiful appearance, Jijiu's heart softened, so he said, "Okay, I'll make an exception this time, and let me see how to make a good statement?"
Su Mu, who had successfully completed the ceremony, smiled happily, "Then let's sign the agreement?"
Ritual wine: "...???"
Su Mu walked to his table, took a piece of paper and spread it out for him, "Just now I agreed to the terms of the sacrificial wine, and I have to write it down in black and white, otherwise what should you do if you go back on your word?"
Jijiu looked at Su Mu strangely for a while, and suddenly stroked his beard and laughed loudly: "Okay, I'll sign for you."
Jijiu wrote down the agreement and signed it.
Su Mu took out the inkpad he carried with him from his sleeve and handed it over, "Make a fingerprint."
After sacrificial wine, he looked at Su Mu, smiled and shook his head: "You..."
Then, very helplessly, he dipped the ink pad and pressed his handprint next to the signature.
Su Mu took the agreement and read it carefully, confirmed that there was no problem, and took it away properly.
The sacrificial wine wiped off the ink pad on his hands, and joked: "Why do I think you are particularly proficient in this set of movements?"
Su Mu raised his chin proudly, and went back to the library to read.
After Su Mu left, Jijiu stroked his beard, recalling Su Mu's proud appearance, how could it be that he was afraid that others would say he was fat?
How do you feel, as if you were cheated?
After the dudes finished their daily check-in tasks, they were bored drinking in restaurants.
Xuan He suddenly remembered something, and said, "I heard that the son-in-law has been sent to the Imperial College to go to school."
Others: "Tsk tsk tsk, how pitiful."
Xuan He: "Anyway, if you're idle, you're idle. Why don't we go and see him? What if we get bullied?"
Everyone nodded, the powerful and noble children of the Imperial College gathered, and most of them were their elder brothers who were proud of their talents and had eyes above their heads. They definitely didn't like Su Mu who was playing with them.
So, everyone cheered and rushed to the Imperial College to support Su Mu.
When they arrived at the Guozijian, they just finished school.
I saw Su Mu walking slowly in front, followed by a group of students carrying several large boxes of books, not daring to pass him by a single step.
They are all proud people. Since they signed the agreement, they will not violate the agreement, and will abide by the agreement. They will not let people pick out any faults and have to obey Su Mu, the president.
The dandies didn't know for a moment whether they should be surprised by Su Mu who suddenly became fat, or by the scene he saw.
When Su Mu left the Imperial College, Xuan He glanced at the students behind him with aggrieved faces, and saw his elder brother Xuan Rong with the darkest face at a glance, raised his eyebrows: "These are..."
Su Mu: "A new member of the Sweet and Sour Club."
Some of the dandies also saw their elder brother among the students: "???"
Su Mu: "It's still in the inspection period, and the jade medal will be issued in two days."
All the gangsters: "..."
Su Mu: "You are seniors, take them to do daily tasks when you are on vacation, and investigate carefully."
Xuan He quickly closed the folding fan, slapped it on his palm, and looked at his elder brother playfully: "Okay!"
great!
Chi Ranzhi was on the carriage, shaking his head and laughing at this scene, and got off the station beside the carriage.
When Su Mu saw Chi Ranzhi, he ignored the others, walked slowly towards Chi Ranzhi, and ordered the person holding the box behind him to hand the box to Gong Song and load it into the carriage.
Chi Ranzhi: "What are these?"
Su Mu walked up to Chi Ranzhi: "Book."
Chi Ranzhi: "???"
The dandies came over to chat for a while, and Chi Ranzhi took Su Mu back to the princess mansion.
Students and playboys went back to their respective homes.
Only Zhong Jingying was left alone in the distance, looking at the direction of the carriage with a look of jealousy.
After returning to the Princess Mansion, Chi Ranzhi helped Su Mu get out of the car.
Su Mu was so round that he couldn't see his feet at all, Chi Ranzhi was afraid that he would fall and lead him away.
After Su Mu made up his mind, he read the books all the way in the carriage, changed his clothes when he got home, occupied Chi Ranzhi's study and continued to read, holding the book while eating.
Chi Ranzhi picked the ribs for Su Mu, but Su Mu kept his eyes on the book. After feeding him for a while, Chi Ranzhi took the book in Su Mu's hand and said helplessly, "Eat well."
Su Mu puffed his cheeks, glanced at Chi Ran, and ate obediently.
After dinner, Su Mu picked up the book again. Chi Ranzhi didn't expect Su Mu to be so eager to learn, but looking at Su Mu who was holding the book and his eyes fell on the book, Chi Ranzhi glanced at the book and suggested to practice calligraphy with Su Mu .
Su Mu thought that he had finally made a routine, Jijiu made Jijiu not think of calligraphy practice, and asked Jijiu to sign the graduation inspection agreement for him to exclude calligraphy practice, he didn't want to practice calligraphy.
However, Su Mu wanted to surprise Chi Ranzhi on the day of graduation, and didn't want to tell Chi Ranzhi before then, so he rejected Chi Ranzhi's proposal and sat in the study to read.
Chi Ranzhi glanced at him, and went out with an unhappy expression.
As the night was getting darker, Chi Ranzhi came to the study and saw that Su Mu had no intention of going to sleep, so he said helplessly:
"It's already a snow-white dumpling, and if you add two dark circles, you will become a panda. You don't have to rush to study, and you don't need to take the imperial examination, why bother to sleep and eat?"
Su Mu felt that he was so fat now, adding two dark circles would definitely make him even uglier, and he couldn't compare with cute creatures like pandas.Then he put down his book, was dragged by Chi Ranzhi to take a bath and change clothes, and went to bed, and refused Chi Ranzhi's intimacy on the grounds that he had to get up early to go to school tomorrow morning.
The next morning, Su Mu got up early, and Chi Ranzhi, who was so angry that he almost didn't sleep all night and fell asleep in the early morning, sent him to the Imperial College.
Chi Ranzhi was in a bad mood and pretended to be asleep.
Su Mu had already been dressed neatly by the Glimpse Glimpse, stood by the bed and looked at Chi Ranzhi who was lying on his bed, thought for a while, stepped back a little, trotted forward with all his strength, flew up, touched Hit on Ikesen's body
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