I'll do it, I'll win

In the end, Yu Tian couldn't escape to sleep with his lower body naked. It was so cold that he really didn't feel safe, especially when the quilt could be pulled and pulled across the soft baby Yu.Qi Bei told him, what should I do if the medicine that I put on while wearing pants gets on it, I have to re-apply it again, and Qi Bei has to go to the toilet for half an hour after wiping it on.It's natural to understand, Qi Bei is the kind who just can't stop when he starts to eat meat, which makes him wonder if he has sexual recessiveness.

Before going to bed, Qi Bei received a text message from Xu Jian, a missing person, saying that he had arrived in Beijing with the help of a trustworthy person. In addition, Xu Jian especially emphasized the last paragraph, please keep your voice down when you do it.Qi Bei glanced at the text message and then the screen went off. Yu Tian turned his head sideways in Qi Bei's direction and asked curiously, "Who?"

Qi Bei, who opened his eyes and said nonsense, was blushing and heartbeating, "Cheng Zhan's birthday is coming, let's go there together on Friday. Don't worry about the gift I bought, and you and Cheng Zhan's birthday is only three days away, let's celebrate together .”

The birthdays of the two are close, but their personalities are very different.

A few days later, the two large boxes of courier arrived. Yu Tian's eyelids kept jumping as if he predicted something bad was going on inside. He looked at the gift for a while and walked away calmly.He felt pity for Cheng Zhan, but the two big boxes were too intrusive, he looked at his phone for a while, and guessed blindly while looking at the boxes.

If you can't guess, you can only give up, anyway, you will know when you ask Qi Bei later.Qibei's lazy man has a lot of shit and pee, and he has been in the tub for more than 10 minutes. He can't help but remind him that people in a certain voice always say that every boyfriend has this common problem.

The trumpet jumped out a message, it was the fifth rib who chatted with him recently.

The fifth rib likes to use kaomoji very much, it should be a very cute girl.

[Fifth rib]: Young lady~ Have you seen North's Weibo post? ε=ε=(>Д<)ノノ!!

[Bei Xijiaojia]: ...Have you ever thought that I might be a man?

Yu Tian speculates that this girl should have switched from a Wei fan to a CP fan, and will share with him a fan art written by a well-known CP fan.Yu Tian readily accepted to look down, but the more he looked at these pictures, the more profound he was. He was sure that he had experienced these things.

Other fanfictions just put their names on them, and the development of the story has nothing to do with themselves at all, but the writing style of this big man named Yubei Little Prince is wonderful, that is, all the plots are basically the same as what happened to him every day, of course there are some Beautification has been added to the place.He asked this Da Da in a private message, and Da Da said that unless they BE, they will update forever.

Is there really someone hiding under their bed?

[Fifth Rib]: No matter you are a little sister or a little brother, as long as you are a CP fan, we are good sisters! (???)

[Beixi Jiaojia]: Why do you want to knock on CP?

【The fifth rib】:? ? ?

[Fifth Rib]: Brother, life is already very bitter, so make it sweeter with CP! ! ! ! (?????????)

Yu Tian didn't reply to the little sister immediately, and went to refresh Qi Bei's large account and public trumpet first, and the trumpet sent a screenshot, and had already entered a few simple words, 'Honey, toilet paper. He realized that Qi Bei planned to send it to him, but he was embarrassed.Because they are tired of being together every day and don't need to chat on WeChat, all the chats are sent by Qi Bei, and they all want to find toilet paper.

That's when I saw the note Qi Bei gave him, "Yao'er, in Chongqing, the meaning is similar to the object.

Yu Tian silently took a grid of toilet paper, knocked on the door and handed it to Qi Bei. Qi Bei didn't take it, but asked with doubts: "Brother, are you sure I can clean it? There are at least five grids left yesterday. Why are you so stingy today?"

Yu Tian, ​​who was very stingy, didn't speak, but withdrew his hand and closed the door of the toilet. Qi Bei surrendered and shouted: "Brother, brother! One grid is fine, I'll save it!"

Back on the bed, Yu Tian continued to browse Weibo. The girl was very lively. She told him that it's not easy to get old after knocking on CP. Every day, the corner of her mouth is full of aunt's smile.Yu Tian would like to respond, have you ever seen someone who beat his own CP?

Not to mention that it is very strange to watch fanfiction. Watching fans pick out candy bit by bit, edit bit by bit, and bit by bit like preaching, the excitement is completely pulled into the pit.Only then did Yu Tian know that there are three types of CP fans about him and Qi Bei. First, Qi Bei is commonly known as the big baby, second, Yu Tian is commonly known as the second baby, and the third is the same as the third baby.

Yu Tian, ​​who wanted to join Dawaer, was silent online, and finally followed and signed in to Sanwaer.

[Fifth rib]: Why don't you come to the big baby? ? ? (???.???)

[Beixijiajia]: ...It's not easy to lose money here, whoever is up and down is sure to win.

Can Yu Tian tell others that I also went to Qibei?No, absolutely not, he wants face, and he can't lose his horse.

Qi Bei, who had been occupying the toilet for a long time, finally appeared. Without even looking at the two big boxes, he opened his arms and hugged Yu Tian, ​​rubbing his nose against his earlobe, "I miss my brother so much. Do you miss me?"

"..." Yu Tian said, "I didn't miss you at all for 10 minutes."

"One day is like three autumns, and one minute is like three days." Qi Bei said seriously.

The game is in full swing, Jin Yuan is like a lonely old man who has been sitting in the waiting room for many days, and has never waited for himself to play, as a substitute.

The center of the player bench is still the members of 4FG. Yu Tian didn't feel tortured, and his complexion improved a lot, but he still gave the right to speak to Qi Bei. He found that Qi Bei was very comfortable, Qi Bei would help him speak, and he didn't have to. Worry too much.They landed in Nanpai in the rainforest, with dense footsteps and various sounds of opening and closing doors.

There was not a single gun in a house in Qibei, and Yu Tian was unlucky to let Yu Tian support him first. After searching three houses, he found a decent gun, but it was not a good gun, S686, so exciting.He resigned to his fate and prepared more ammo. If he is a single-shot troll in a matching game, he can definitely perform well, but he is difficult to use in a bunch of professional players.

In an emergency, he didn't act like a baby to Yu Tian. He continued to search later, and handed it over to his teammates first.A few minutes later, he didn't get the gun, but there was a lot of medicine, so much that the backpack couldn't fit in it, and he desperately marked the supplies for his teammates.As a free man, Qi Bei came to a hidden corner with an unpopular single-shot gun, and the gunshots on the other side of the river continued. Now he can't take the initiative and can only wait for the prey to come to his door.

"Xiao Lizi, just shoot a few shots to lure people to my place. Many people will ignore this corner. Captain, go and lie on top of the big truck. Don't get too close to us in vain. It's about 150 meters away from us. If I can't beat the squadron leader Don’t jump out in a hurry, let Baibai open it first, and wait for them to be attracted by Baibai before the captain defeats them. At least there will be a team of people in this seat, and they all want revenge.” Qi Bei, who has a nameless name, rarely analyzes seriously and arrangements.

Yu Tian didn't object, he followed Qi Bei's instructions and jumped into the big truck, laying himself in it.Because it is a third-person relationship, no one can see him, but he can hold the four corners tightly.He believed that if Qi Bei's equipment was not too poor, he would have rushed out to fight a long time ago, and he might have already got a few heads.

Li Zixiao's single-point rifle sounded like he was meowing someone to shoot it. Sure enough, someone came out cautiously to check the situation. Li Zixiao switched bullets and moved a lot in the direction of Qibei, but the muzzle was still facing the other side of the river.The enemy thought he could steal his ass, so he quietly touched Li Zixiao's surroundings, but Qi Bei saw all this.

When the enemy turned a corner, Qi Bei didn't shoot, but was stunned for a while. The enemy also wanted to hide in his corner and attack Li Zixiao.Qi Bei sprayed the enemy with one shot, but the second shot was still desperately switching bullets for three seconds. The enemy's rifles had already been aimed at him intensively, and his blood volume was almost empty. His only drop of blood was unexpectedly preserved up.

After the enemy fell to the ground, he tried to block Qi Bei from moving. It seemed that he had already called his teammates, so Yu Tian slammed down and cut the gun again, "Hurry up and call the computer."

The computer is the medical insurance in the game, but if it takes more than six seconds to use it, Qi Bei is afraid that if he is beaten, his previous efforts will be wasted. He just happened to finish the fight and the enemy appeared, because the enemy found him quickly because the position was exposed.Before he had time to pick up the gun that turned into the box, more than half of the blood disappeared. He was a living target, and Yu Tian and Bai Xin needed to rely on him.

Seeing the arrival of the two silly enemies, Yu Tian shot to express his welcome. In vain, he poked his head out of the side mirror and aimed at the people in front of Qi Bei.

Yu Tian also ran to Qi Bei quickly after the enemy died, and called for rescue in time, and Qi Bei should have harassed him one step later.

"Captain, can I make a promise with my body?" Qi Bei said, "Brother Captain is so fierce, both heads belong to you, so will you return to me?"

Yu Tian lowered his eyes, gave up on rescuing Qi Bei, and then clicked on Rescue again in the next second, repeating three times.Without him noticing, the corners of his mouth raised slightly, he was in a good mood and wanted to tease Qi Bei, "Not good. I belong to myself, I don't belong to anyone."

Qi Bei became more dramatic, and said dejectedly: "My brother didn't say that a while ago. He agreed to be with me in this life. A man can change his heart so quickly. I don't know who said what I wanted to hear a while ago. They would all say, Quietly, they don’t care about me at all.” He blamed Yu Tian for being a scumbag, and he was an innocent college student.

[Hahahahahaha!Why doesn't Saobei join the entertainment industry? 】

[I definitely won't watch the movie if it doesn't show off!Take a look, do you want to be a rich and powerful woman? 】

[I wondered for a while if I knocked on the wrong baby, could it be that Yu Shencai is the gong? ? ? 】

[Upstairs, have you heard of Acting like a baby? 】

【Sao Bei, I look down on you like this!Our God Yu will only despise you even more! 】

[Suddenly the entertainment circle and the e-sports circle are also related. Yu Shen's cousin is a traffic niche, and his best friend is Yu Xuan, a singer who turned to the film and television department. Yu Xuan has a half-brother, Mo Yao, Mo Yao's The boss is Lu Shen, the president of Tahoe Group, and Lu Shen's lover is a traffic niche.The entertainment industry is a mystery, everything is crooked. 】

[Upstairs, I also suddenly thought that we have a young girl in Saobei who is also crooked. Could it be that God doesn't give us the opportunity to serve men? ? ? 】

[Sister, this idea is very dangerous!No wonder I don't have a date, the reason has been found! ! 】

The style of painting in the live broadcast room gradually changed direction...