Although I am weak, my friends are super strong

Yu Lansong, "...it's better not to use it."

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Meng Chenzhou closed his eyes and rubbed his temples. He lazily leaned on the sofa with one arm on the side of the sofa and asked Yu Lansong, "Do you know how to put on makeup and match girls' clothes? If we are recognized one by one, we will The dungeon missions may fail directly."

Yu Lansong pinched the edge of the pillow on the sofa blankly, "...is it that serious?"

His indifferent gaze swept across Yu Lansong's face, and he nodded slightly, "You can try it, in case your identity is exposed and angered the serial murderer..."

"Sorry, I know I was wrong!"

When he thought of the man in the black hat who was following him during the day, he was afraid. Originally, he fantasized that he was stronger than women and could resist, but that murderer was so tall and strong.

It turned out that Meng Chenzhou was only thinking about him, and Yu Lansong felt extremely guilty. He not only had to complete his own task, but also helped him complete the task, and he thought badly about him.

It turned out that the villain turned out to be myself!

Yu Lansong followed Meng Chenzhou into the room disheveledly, and said that Meng Chenzhou looked around like a master, and his eyes stopped for a moment on the equipment of Yu Lansong's live broadcast.

"Open."

Yu Lansong was still staring at her pink sheets in a daze, and slowly and reluctantly opened the closet under the urging of Meng Chenzhou's silent gaze.

Meng Chenzhou's reaction was much calmer than he had imagined. He squatted down and picked up a pink lace-trimmed one-piece swimsuit that Yu Lansong had secretly stuffed inside from the corner of the closet.

The light in the bedroom was relatively dim, and he casually glanced at Yu Lansong's reaction from the corner of his eye, and twitched the corners of his mouth imperceptibly.

Standing behind Meng Chenzhou, Yu Lansong clasped his hands in embarrassment. He wanted to say something to relieve the anxious atmosphere, "Teacher, do you have a girlfriend?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he was lightly shocked by the system that had been pretending to be dead for a long time.

Meng Chenzhou supported his crooked body, "Be cautious in your words and deeds."

Yu Lansong was stunned by the electric shock, "...Oh."

Just when he thought Meng Chenzhou would not answer his question, he suddenly said, "I don't have a girlfriend, but I'm not single."

Yu Lansong remembered that Meng Chenzhou was tortured in class before, and admitted that he was single. He looked at him in surprise, "Why didn't you call me?" You are blushing and standing so far away, what are you doing?"

Yu Lansong, "..."

He wanted to deny it, but he didn't dare, for fear of being shocked again.

In fact, Yu Lansong is not stupid, but he is relatively slow in this kind of problem, and he is very stupid in thinking about problems, so he doesn't think about it at all.

Meng Chenzhou took out a set of clothes. It was a blue and white sailor collar top and black shorts. This was something Yu Lansong didn't see last night. He was a little confused, "Are these also girls' clothes?"

It's amazing, why girls' clothes can have so many styles.

"Try it."

Compared with the skirt, this suit is more acceptable to Yu Lansong. After he put it on, he stood in front of the mirror and shook it left and right, "It's a bit like a little boy."

When he turned his head, he found that Meng Chenzhou was not looking at him, but was standing on his balcony, staring outside in a daze.

The night is vast, and the lights of Baijia are brightly lit. Looking down from above, you can see people walking in the community. The fireworks make this place really not like a false world.

The soft light was projected on Meng Chenzhou's face, his back was as straight as a clear bamboo, and he was looking into the distance with ecstasy.

Yu Lansong was lying on the railing. This was the first time he came here to look out. They lived on the third floor. The floor was not too high, but there were no anti-theft windows.

On the left is the balcony of the neighbor's house, and on the right is the balcony of Meng Shenzhou's room. The distance is very close. If you open it, you can climb over directly.

Yu Lansong couldn't help thinking of the video of the female anchor being murdered and the comments of netizens on the Internet, saying that it was very likely that the neighbor did it, and immediately felt horrified.

He asked Meng Chenzhou, "Is there anyone living next door to us?"

Meng Chenzhou nodded after thinking for a moment, "When I came back from get off work, I saw takeaway food hanging on the doorknob of the door next door, and kitchen waste was placed at the door."

"It's useless to think about it now, have you changed it?" Meng Chenzhou looked down, suddenly paused, and frowned, "Where are the socks?"

Yu Lansong, "?"

Seeing a big question mark on his head, Meng Chenzhou didn't speak. He went back to the room, let Yu Lansong sit on the bed, and picked up the pure white calf socks that Yu Lansong threw on the floor.

Yu Lansong felt guilty, "I didn't see it, it fell to the ground by itself."

Meng Chenzhou rolled up his calf socks patiently, and squatted beside Yu Lansong, "lift your feet."

Yu Lansong propped his hands on the bed, blinked his eyes, raised his foot, Meng Chenzhou pinched his ankle, and stuffed the tense back of his foot into the sock.

Meng Chenzhou helped him pull up the sock bit by bit.

The calf flesh was submerged in the white socks little by little, until it was pulled a little below the knee. Meng Chenzhou let go of his fingers, and the elastic band at the top of the calf sock bounced on his calf belly, making a "snap".

The sock was a little tight, and Yu Lansong's calf was stretched out a little, and the slightly sunken arc was a little erotic.

Meng Chenzhou frowned, he carefully pinched the white ribbon bow at the top of the socks, and adjusted it bit by bit before opening his eyebrows.

On the other side, Meng Chenzhou also helped him put it on. Yu Lansong felt that it was novel, and he asked, "Meng Chenzhou, why are these socks so long?"

Meng Chenzhou was still studying why his calves were so thin, he raised his eyes, glanced at Yu Lansong's heartless face inadvertently, and suddenly smiled, "Because it keeps warm."

"..." Yu Lansong felt that he was fooling himself, who would wear stockings to keep warm in summer.

Meng Chenzhou stood up and stretched out his hand to him, "Stand up and have a look."

Under the black suit shorts, there is a section of white thigh exposed, and the calf is wrapped in white calf socks, which looks extra slender and slender.

Yu Lansong got used to it for a while, then suddenly said, "This sock seems to be slipping a bit."

Meng Chenzhou stared at his calf, and said calmly, "It's okay, you can wear a leg ring."

Yu Lansong, "..."

He just said it casually.

The black leather buckle was on Yu Lansong's thigh. When Meng Chenzhou buckled it for him, Yu Lansong almost burst into tears, "It's a little tight, it seems to be stuck in the flesh, it hurts."

Meng Chenzhou lightly pinched the soft flesh on his thigh, smiled softly, "I found it."

"What did you find?" Yu Lansong asked with a red nose and teary eyes.

The leather buckle was loosened by two clicks, and the small silver clip clamped the opening of the sock. Yu Lansong stood up, bouncing around, feeling amazing, "It really won't fall down."

This is!One of the achievements of human wisdom!

Seeing him wearing pure white socks, Meng Chenzhou dared to walk up and down on the dirty floor, his blood pressure went up, and he closed his eyes forcefully in anger.

Before Yu Lansong could go to the mirror to appreciate it, he was lifted up. It was true that he was lifted up. He was lifted up by someone under his armpit, with both feet hanging in the air.

Meng Chenzhou threw him on the bed, dropped the slippers by his feet, and looked down at him, "Put on your shoes."

Yu Lansong shrank her neck and put on her shoes obediently.

The cyan sailor hat was on Yu Lansong's head, and there was a small delicate badge on it, which pressed the bangs a bit. Yu Lansong was eager to take off the hat, "I haven't worn a wig yet."

Meng Chenzhou stopped his hand, "Wait a minute."

The good-looking fingers carefully helped Yu Lansong part her bangs, revealing a small face with delicate features, her rosy lips moved around, and she kept saying something that ruined the atmosphere, "Hurry up, I'm going to be late soon."

Yu Lansong suddenly found that Meng Chenzhou had stopped talking. He raised his head and found that Meng Chenzhou was in a daze.

With Yu Lansong's urging, Meng Chenzhou came back to his senses. He nodded his head, "You can do it yourself. I'll get you a glass of water. Tell me after you finish broadcasting."

After speaking, he hurriedly left.

Yu Lansong finished fixing the wig by himself, and Meng Chenzhou didn't come back either. He glanced at the clock, thinking to broadcast it for a while, with Meng Chenzhou's help, this time he turned on the camera confidently.

Within three seconds, Yu Lansong appeared in front of the camera, and the bullet screen was swiping like crazy, and the words were so densely packed that it was impossible to read clearly.

Three seconds later, the screen in the live broadcast room went black.

[You have been banned by super management because you are suspected of violating the relevant regulations of Jinjiang live broadcast. Please apply for unbanning after rectification. 】

Yu Lansong was furious!

This should be the fastest death in the live broadcast room, and it should be recorded in the history of Jinjiang live broadcast.

Fortunately, he was not asked to fill in the information this time, so the live broadcast room was unblocked, and the bullet screens were much less. A large number of people's accounts were blocked, and the rest were more cautious in speaking.

However, there are still a lot of remarks about the absolute field of competition, the little boy's competition, and the need for male sisters and Japanese male sisters.

After Yu Lansong played for a while, someone knocked on the door twice, and he called out, "Come in."

Because the camera was relatively low, the netizens in the live broadcast room could only see the door of Yu Lansong's room being opened, and a thin, narrow man with broad shoulders and long legs walked in, but he couldn't see his face.

The veins on the back of the slender and powerful hand were obvious, attracting the attention of netizens, but this hand was just holding a water glass and placed it on the table in front of Yu Lansong.

Meng Chenzhou leaned against the wall with his arms folded, where the camera couldn't see, and asked him silently with his eyes, is it okay to live broadcast?

Yu Lansong felt that Meng Chenzhou seemed to be a little different from before, with laziness written all over his body.

His thin lips were pursed slightly, and the button on the top chest that had been fastened meticulously was undone twice, revealing his full chest, and he looked at him with his lips hooked.

Yu Lansong tilted her head towards him suspiciously.

[Help, sister Song is so sweet in front of her roommates!Showdown, I'm a tauren, I like to watch my sister interact with her roommates! 】

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[It's late at night, Songmei was pushed down on the bed by her roommate just after the live broadcast, she kept backing away in fear, her feet in white calf socks kicked weakly on the bed, but someone grabbed her ankle and pulled her under the man's body, her arms Being held back by someone and unable to move, the handsome roommate said softly, from now on, you can only show me how to wear it, otherwise I will be unhappy. 】

[These are all my own thoughts, and have nothing to do with the text, and have nothing to do with it, please don't block me. 】

[It doesn't matter if you don't show your face, with this body and hands, we will automatically give you a handsome head! 】

[This year's netizens will think about it!More! 】