After marrying a straight man president

Yan Zheyuan quickly looked through the list of gifts.

No.1: Hell Weaver; No.2: Prodigal Son Headless; No.3: ZHIMING.

After scrolling down again, I finally saw my landscape profile picture at No.7.

Yan Zheyuan: "..."

I haven't paid attention to the live broadcast before, but if I remember correctly, I bought almost 23 gifts that day, and it has been reduced to No. 7 in just a week. Is live broadcast really so profitable? !

Looking at the six portraits above him, Yan Zheyuan was extremely upset. Who knew what inexplicable requests they made when they gave gifts, he couldn't think about it, and he would get angry if he thought about it.

-By the way, ZHIMING is the trumpet of the weaving boss, how can someone just use the trumpet to swipe gifts and get to the third place on the list, laughing and crying.jpg

-hateful!If only I were rich, I also want to add soy sauce to WeChat!

-The gift list is simply a fight between big bosses, the mysterious figures are almost out of the top ten, this is too much SOS

-Ah, I whispered that I think the digital brother is like a child, it only appeared once in the first broadcast, and I haven't seen it since then, plus it's a trumpet...it's really suspicious!

-I also! !And I suspect it's Brother Nan hahaha!Wearing a vest to beg for soy sauce is something that Brother Nan can do.

- But isn't Nan Nan the assistant of Soy Sauce, so he's so rich?

-Are you stupid, Brother Nan showed a hand in the camera last time, didn't you see what kind of watch he was wearing on his wrist?The so-called poor car rich watch, so...

-Then work as an assistant for Soy Sauce? ?Picture what?

-Of course it's Tu Soy Sauce who is young and handsome!This also need to ask [doge]

Yan Zheyuan: "..."

I skipped class for a week and missed all the content about "Nannan". I can only speculate from the comments that this person should be Jiang You's assistant.

The motives are indeed suspicious.

Yan Zheyuan felt uneasy that "a wild boar from nowhere dares to peep at my cabbage", even if this cabbage is free-range, it is still his, does it go with a wild boar? !

Besides, Nan Nan is a man, and Jiang You is also a man. In addition, Yan Zheyuan is very sure that Jiang You is a straight man like himself. Don't ask why, the straight man radar is ticking.

"Enough is enough, be normal, my friends, what are you talking about?" Jiang You shook his fist at the camera, with a serious face, "See, my fist is not made of dough .”

As a result, this fist just shook for a while before it was grasped by a hand stretched out from the side, Bie Yinan's voice appeared on the scene: "I testify, it is indeed not."

Jiang You: "..."

Yan Zheyuan:? ? ?

Wait, is there really something wrong with this assistant?Yan Zheyuan glanced at his hand holding the phone, and thought again if Chen Huai was the one who did this... Well, he doesn't have to come to work tomorrow.

On the screen, Jiang You directly showed his iron fist to the water friends, almost like cats fighting, the picture is very brutal.

The effect of this "fake punch" was good. Laughter and gifts flew together. Many water friends who were only one step away from the second level took off their cards one after another, expressing that they would enter the group to observe the scene of the soy sauce murder at close range.

-Admin: 5 minutes Last 5 minutes!The soy sauce factory is looking for partners. Does anyone else want to join?

- me me!I think!But there is more than enough energy, QAQ

-In other words, one of the top three is Zhiming Benming, and the other is his trumpet. Isn't it equal to occupying a spot for nothing, and the fourth can make up for it?

-Is there such an operation?Besides, it's none of your business if the fourth delivery doesn't make up... Oh my god, hello fourth brother, it's all my fault for my poor eyesight, I offended you.According to my humble opinion, the fourth brother can discuss it with the weaving boss, humble.jpg

- But weaving life has not been online today...

-Oh, I really want to add soy sauce to WeChat, I feel that soy sauce's circle of friends should be very interesting.

-Then I am different, I want to develop a relationship with Soy Sauce beyond the network cable, and then I can make him hehehe every day... Star Eyes.jpg

- I envy the boss every day, and I also envy Brother Nan. If only I could be an assistant for Soy Sauce, hehe...

- Please be careful upstairs, the saliva is dripping down! !

Speeches like this appeared in droves, and were pushed up by the new ones, but the new ones were even more enthusiastic and excited, and some of them even dared to play the sidelines in a blatant manner, successfully making Yan Zheyuan's eyes go dark.

What happened to Shao Li!After being a CEO for two days, it is so inflated. If you don’t build a good platform atmosphere, is it because you don’t pay attention to the clean network action?

See what the devil speaks of this!

Adding this kind of people to Jiang You's WeChat rounding up is not like a lamb being a tiger's mouth and a cabbage being raped by a pig. Who knows what they will say in private, it is definitely not about caring about national affairs and discussing cutting-edge technology, or simply talking about life philosophy from romance.

... No, it doesn't seem to work if you simply talk about the philosophy of life from the wind, the flowers, the snow and the moon, laughing to death, what good thoughts can the pig have, what common topics can the pig and the cabbage have in common?

It is safest to keep cabbage in your own vegetable garden. Similarly, if you must add WeChat, it is safest to add yourself.

This line of thinking is not only sound, but also very rigorous.

In addition, Yan Zheyuan is a damn rich man, one of the richest, so he dared to think and do it without any hesitation.

So 2 minutes later, Jiang You, who was about to download the broadcast, only felt that the screen in front of him flickered, and a large number of special effects animations poured in one after another. The dense layers are enough to make trypophobic patients overbreath on the spot.

"What's going on?" Jiang You was stunned for a moment, and when he took a closer look, he found that the phone was stuck.

The newly replaced mobile phone has top-level configurations in every aspect. I didn't expect to be stuck by special effects. It really can't, at least it shouldn't.

"That..." Bie Yinan, who had been paying attention to the background data, had a weird expression at this moment, he swallowed, feeling that things were a little magical.

"Say it." Jiang You continued to shoot him question marks.

"This may be the return of the king." Bie Yinan said with difficulty.

Jiang You fiddled with the phone patiently, trying to rescue it from the stuck state, when he heard this, he turned his head and glared at Bie Yinan and said, "Speak human!"

"Oh, okay," Bie Yinan said kindly, "Our dad is home."

"?"

"Digital Brother may be crazy, or he wants to see the effect of [-] sunny beaches superimposed - now we know, the effect is that the special effects are a mess, and the phone will freeze," Bie Yinan said sincerely, "Vinegar Ah, did you say that the elder brother disappeared these days to do something big, such as robbing a *bank* bank?"

Jiang You: "..."

Jiang You was not the only one who got stuck on his phone. Many water friends in the live broadcast room also encountered an accident at the same time. Before they realized what happened, the phone was completely stuck. The back button and ho button changed into decorations in seconds. .

What's even more irritating is that the red and green overlapping special effects like a mosaic completely cover Jiang You's face. If an uninformed person sees it, they will probably think that they are watching a restricted class, and it is the top-level one. Otherwise, how to code it like this.

However, there are still some water friends whose mobile phones have proved their value with excellent performance in this wave of money shock. It is a pity that these water friends have no intention of praising the mobile phone at this moment, and all their attention is attracted by the system message that pops up up.

[User 3785644331 sends a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea to Sunshine Beach*30]

An ordinary line of Chinese characters, Song type five, it may not be five, whatever, does anyone still care about the font at this time, the point is the content expressed by this line of characters - this is thirty sunny beaches, who Are you having a convulsion? You even sent [-] sunny beaches in one go!

Money-spreading boy? This is it!

Taking a closer look, this string of numbers seems familiar.

- This is 30...?

- Seriously, 29.

- is this number brother ? ? ? ? ?

- Hmm... the legendary number brother?Today I finally saw a living person, and I was shocked.

- Newcomer, if you don’t understand, just ask, has this big brother always been in this style of throwing money without saying a word?

-It's so sudden, why is it so sudden?Is today the host's birthday?

- No, Soy Sauce's birthday is in May, half a year has passed.

-Could it be...a marriage proposal? ? ?

-? ? ?Outrageous!

-Maybe it's just common behavior of rich people...Ahhhhhhhhh rich people!

In order to stimulate consumption and inspire users' vanity and comparison, the special effects of Fantasy Island and Sunny Beach have always been pushed across the platform, which means that at the same time, all online users are hit by this series of Sunny Beach without exception. up.

- I'll go. What's the situation?Who is this? !

-user3785...what the hell, is this a trumpet?

-Who is the bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea? I haven't heard of it. It's a man or a woman?Which district?

- Thirty Sunny Beaches My old swan, I counted it right, it scared the baby to death.

- This big guy has successfully caught my attention. I'm going to see what this sauce and vinegar tea looks like.

Jin Chun live broadcast room.

- this, this, this?

-Hey, this anchor's name sounds familiar. Is it the boy who was found in Dachun's last ward round?The one with big eyes, high nose bridge, particularly white skin, and overall looks a bit mixed?

-Brother, if you said this, you didn’t say it. It’s all invalid descriptions.

- newcomer?It's so awesome, it's only been a week since the broadcast started, and the boss gave me money.Chun'er, do you want to go and have a look?

"Go," Jin Chun's face was full of curiosity, "wherever there is excitement, there is me."

Duan Jiahan's live broadcast room.

-What's going on, why do you have a bunch of mosaics popping up all of a sudden?

-Yes, I have!I'm almost stuck, what the hell is this fancy thing?

-It's not a ghost, someone swiped [-] sunny beaches in one go, and the special effects overlapped... See the system announcement.

- Isn't this the bitch who bullied shouting Han that day!As expected of a slut, he caught the boss so quickly [smile]

- Absolutely sell yourself hahh

- Being able to give him gifts shows that this boss is also very blind, ha ha.

- Jimeis, don't scold the boss!The one who bullied and called Han was a slut, not a boss.What we have to do is to take good care of Amway and win over the boss, so that this year's best anchor will not worry~~

- Jimei!you're right! !

- so let's go now?

"I haven't seen such a scene before," Duan Jiahan kept smiling, trying not to sound so sour, "Let's go and see it together."

For a while, Jiang You's live broadcast room flooded with a large number of curious viewers, and the popularity value in the upper right corner soared like a rocket, climbing from 48 to 80 in the blink of an eye, then 100 million, and 150 million.

"Why are you still standing there, jealous, thank you dad!" Bie Yinan rubbed his hands excitedly beside him, and he really fulfilled what he said before - if he can come to your live broadcast room and throw money, he will be my pawn Dad is fine too.

Jiang You was still a little confused.

If you donate 30 in one go, everyone is a boss, even Jin Chun has to be stunned for a while, let alone a rookie anchor like Jiang You.

"Thank you for the sunny beach from user 3785644331... Well, do I need to say this sentence thirty times?" Jiang You was half puzzled, half surprised, and a little embarrassed, and smiled with his head down, "It's a little sudden , Let me think about what to say next... But isn't this really a system draw?"

-Laughing to death, the operation of the boss scared us soy sauce to start doubting life.

- I also suspect that the system pumped it! @超管, don’t you check it?

-Don't be Aite, Chaoguan is also watching a show, if you don't believe me, click on the list to see.

-! ! !Really!All four supertubes are there!group photo~

-So it's not that the system is pumping, and it's really the boss who is throwing money?No, I can't accept this gap, I cried, crying so loudly!

- take me one and cry together.

However, it turns out that it is still too early to cry.

Because the same scene was repeated twice in the next 5 minutes.

Special effects are superimposed with special effects, and the screen is full of mosaics.

The phone is about to explode.

[User 3787903655 sends a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea to Sunshine Beach*30]

[User 3787903656 sends a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea to Sunshine Beach*30]

Onlookers: "..."

Bie Yinan: "..."

Jiang You: "..."

In the scorching silence, a comment with the highest level of laser special effects suddenly jumped out of the Tiaogong screen in 3D.

-User 3785644331: Why can't I send Fantasy Island?It keeps prompting "Large consumption in a short period of time, please confirm", what's the matter if it fails after confirming?

-User 3785644331: Also, what a broken system, it's stuck.