After marrying a straight man president

After choosing the seat, he called Bie Yinan and said hello to the water friends in the WeChat group. There was nothing else to prepare. Jiang You turned his head and glanced at Yan Zheyuan: "Prepare Done yet?"

Yan Zheyuan:?

"Psychological preparation," Jiang You said with a smile, and patted Yan Zheyuan's arm firmly to comfort him: "There is a first time for everything, Yan Zheyuan, don't be nervous."

After finishing speaking, regardless of Yan Zheyuan's reaction, he logged into his account and started working.

- Huh, what time? !

- soy sauce good noon ~

-Come here, it's the first time I'm so close to the front, check in [Wang Chai]

- Am I the only one who thinks this background is strange?Is the soy sauce on the outside?

"Good afternoon everyone," greeted the camera, Jiang You said bluntly: "I've moved! The first day I moved into my new home, it happened to be noon again, so I'm here to broadcast a fried kitchen for everyone."

After signaling Yan Zheyuan to avoid the camera, Jiang You picked up the gimbal and took pictures of the kitchen step by step.

The semi-open kitchen features classic black and white color schemes and log tabletops, and the L-shaped counter top is spotless.

It is really unreasonable for someone to fry this kind of kitchen.

- Good guy, soy sauce, you have changed to a mansion!

- I go to such a big kitchen!The demolition money has really arrived in the account, right? Funny.jpg

- Then what, why don't we order a takeaway, so don't waste the kitchen.

-Don't listen to the upstairs, it's a pity that such a good kitchen doesn't need to be fried!Hurry up, anchor!Let's get started! !

"Okay." Jiang You was eager to try, and in such a short time, he had already thought about the first step of frying the kitchen.

"That's it, it's up to you to decide what to cook today. I will open the refrigerator later, and then close my eyes. You can send comments and direct the front, back, left, and right sides, my assistant," Jiang You paused subtly at this point, He grinned at Yan Zheyuan, "How about reading the comments and telling me how to get there, and doing whatever I touch later? Reply 1 if you agree."

As soon as the voice fell, the whole screen floated 1.

-Don't ask too much: yo, there are so many 1 when you come up.

-Don't ask too much: enough for all 0s to have a warm home.

-hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!Where can I get it?I never imagined that there would be such a good thing.

-Ask more bosses are coming!As expected of a boss, with such a clear mind, please drink tea, boss.jpg

-Well, is there a bookish one? I like gentle and considerate ones.

-Then give me a sunny and healthy little wolf dog.

- Sincerely recruit 1, just do it, other things are negotiable.

The comment area turned into a dating scene in seconds, and Yan Zheyuan couldn't help laughing, but when he saw Jiang You came over, he quickly stopped.

"It's not that 1!" Jiang You feigned anger, crossed his hands in front of his chest, and shook his head again and again: "Binary symbols, please consciously leave my live broadcast room!"

-Hahahahahahahaha, don't laugh at me to death, God fucks binary symbols! ! !

-Never thought I'd hear binary in this context...help my head is about to fly from laughter.

- what the hell! !

[Break it into pieces and give the host a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea with colorful sails＊1]

-? ? ?

[Wandering in the Four Seas presents a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea as a multicolored sail for the anchor＊1]

-? ? ?

-? ? ?

[I am grateful to the host for presenting a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea with colorful sails＊1]

- boy, so many zeros...

- what the hell is this! ! !

-It's broken into pieces, the whole world is drifting away, weeping with gratitude, hahahahaha, help me, I can't help laughing, where did these three big brothers come from? ! !

Just as he was enjoying the same style as the comments, the phone vibrated, Jiang You looked down and found that it was Bie Yinan who sent a screenshot of the backstage.

Don't ask too much about using the name change card three times.

Xiangjianhuan: Jiuer, do you think he is implying that you are 0?

Original soy sauce: ...

Puree Soy Sauce: Shut up!You are 0!Your whole family is 0!

After making a fuss for a while, the binary sign people were finally willing to let go of the stalk for the time being, and instead urged Jiang You to start frying the kitchen quickly.

The refrigerator in Yan Zheyuan's house was very big. Jiang You walked over and opened it. From vegetables and fruits to aquatic meat, the portions were not too much, but they were all neatly arranged.

"Look at what's there." Jiang You poked his phone into the refrigerator, and carefully showed Yan Zheyuan's inventory to the water friends, trying to create an immersive 3D perspective.

The comments are also very cooperative.

-Help, this perspective feels like being sent to the refrigerator...

-Put it in the refrigerator hhh in other words, don't you mean being sidelined [doge]

- Ah, the emperor doesn't want it!

The aunt hired by Yan Zheyuan will do shopping twice a week, so there are plenty of supplies in the refrigerator.

"Eggplants, cucumbers, lettuce..." Jiang You was silent for a moment, then whispered: "Don't let me touch these, I hate long vegetables."

After visiting the refrigerator, Jiang You put the cloud platform back on the cooking table, took out the prepared eye mask and put it on for himself, took a deep breath and said, "Okay, let's start."

-I'm coming!I want to see soy sauce making sweet and sour pork, first I have to touch a piece of meat~ I think about where the meat is placed, left and left!A little higher!

- Ahhh Nan Nan come and read me!Let the soy sauce squat down, on the right hand side of the first grid in the freezing area!I don't allow soy sauce to fry the kitchen for the first time without braised pork!

-Steamed mandarin fish punch!Wait, is that fish in the fresh section a mandarin fish?

Blindfolded, Jiang You instantly became very insecure and could only wait for instructions from Yan Zheyuan.

But Yan Zheyuan didn't speak for a long time.

"Yan..." Jiang You called out, but swallowed the first word immediately after uttering it, instinctively turned his head to Yan Zheyuan's direction, and said annoyedly, "Don't dawdle, hurry up."

"Left." Yan Zheyuan spoke at the same time, his voice was very soft, but with a clear smile.

The studio was silent for a second.

-Eh, it's not Nan Nan?

- It's not Nan Nan, it's Soy Sauce's new assistant?

-Wow, where did Nan Nan go, he won't be fired, right? !

Bie Yinan, who had been watching the screen silently, spoke immediately.

- Admin: I'm here!I'm still the assistant of Soy Sauce, but there are some temporary adjustments in work, don't worry, everyone will see me in the future haha!

For example, when Jiuer returned to the company to live broadcast.Bie Yinan thought to himself, sighed silently, his good brother got married suddenly, this newlywed, he couldn't chase after Yan Zheyuan's house.

"And then?" After waiting for a few seconds, seeing that Yan Zheyuan didn't issue another command, Jiang You couldn't help asking.

"Wait a minute, I'm reading the comments." Yan Zheyuan said, and by the way gave him a high-level summary of the central idea of ​​the comments: "They said I was your new assistant."

As he said that, Yan Zheyuan's eyes fell on Jiang You.

"Oh," Jiang You replied, as if he guessed that Yan Zheyuan was looking at him, so he deliberately made his voice very long. If his eyes were not covered by the blindfold, he would still be looking back at Yan Zheyuan slyly: " if not?"

"No, otherwise, the assistant is pretty good." Yan Zheyuan nodded cooperatively.

Jiang You turned around in satisfaction, waved his hand to the air, very complacent, but unfortunately the camera was on the side, so only his silly picture was captured, "This is my new assistant, you can just call him Xiaoyan .”

- ok, little swallow.

- Got it, little swallow.

"Then leader, should I continue reading the comments?" Yan Zheyuan said.

"Read it." Jiang You was in a good mood, "Hurry up, don't let the leader rush you."

"Go half a step forward, or to the left."

The boss who just took office was directed around by the assistant. Jiang You didn't think there was anything wrong. Instead, he obediently touched his left hand, but his movements were very cautious - he touched nothing.

"A little further to the left, um, up."

The effect of this kind of blindfolded touching is similar to that of the horror box. Although I knew that there would be no strange things in the refrigerator, I was still uneasy. Jiang You accidentally touched a hard, hairy object. , He immediately withdrew his hands in fright.

"what!!"

Yan Zheyuan glanced at it, then saw Jiang You clenched his fists as if he was facing an enemy, and said with a smile, "kiwi fruit."

I was actually taken aback by the kiwi.

Jiang You was a little depressed.

"It's too hairy," he pretended to be deep to justify himself, "Is this kiwi fruit stimulated with male hormones, and the hair growth is too vigorous."

-Kiwi:? ? ?

- What's the fuss, haven't you seen a male kiwi, sit down.

-Then the first one is the kiwi?What kind of food can this serve?

Yan Zheyuan walked over to take out the kiwi fruit and continued to direct Jiang You.

Up and down, left and right, squatting down and standing up again, touched onions and cabbage, Jiang You was a little depressed: "It's too simple, friends, please be more reliable, I can't just eat vegetarian for the first meal after moving."

The live broadcast room is full of pro-fans, who are not willing to mix vegetables with soy sauce, so the next mooting action is mainly concentrated in the fresh and frozen areas.

This is much scarier than the crowd in the fresh-keeping area.

The meat is creamy and soft, the crabs and shrimps are tender, and the fish are all weird.When the vision is blocked and the sense of touch is magnified, the imagination can't be pulled back like a wild horse. Jiang You has never felt that taking something from the refrigerator is so scary, and he has already started to regret it not long after touching it.

"It's almost there." After reluctantly taking out a plate of hard-frozen prawns, Jiang You tried to hide his feelings, and asked Yan Zheyuan suggestively, "Is it enough to fry several dishes? Just us Two people eat, don't be too extravagant and wasteful."

"Currently there are beef, minced pork, cabbage, onions, shrimp, apples, and kiwi," Yan Zheyuan said after counting the ingredients Jiang You got, "I think it's almost there."

After a rough calculation, how can I cook three or four dishes, Jiang You raised his hand to take off the blindfold and return to the light, but suddenly felt a hand reaching out and pressing on the middle of the bridge of his nose.

"But everyone thinks it's not enough, so do you want to choose a few more?" Yan Zheyuan said slowly.

"Am I the leader or they are the leader, who do you listen to?" Hearing Yan Zheyuan's voice was very close to his right, Jiang You raised his hand and hit him

Although the water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't see Yan Zheyuan's face, they could clearly see Jiang You's hand on his shoulder.

-Huh!How did the soy sauce touch the assistant.

-According to the previously agreed rules, you can eat whatever dish you touch, then touch the assistant...

-Little Swallow, danger! !

"Oh, I was chosen in the end," Yan Zheyuan said, taking off the blindfold for Jiang You himself, his eyes deliberately glanced at Jiang You's hand that was still on his shoulder, and raised his eyebrows: "Is the leader trying to eat me?"