After marrying a straight man president
Chapter 48
-vote?What vote?
-Duan JiahanDuan JiahanDuan JiahanDuan JiahanDuan Jiahan
-Is it the mysterious boost that was posted on the official blog last night?I saw it, but I didn't vote... I didn't say that this can determine the anchor's transportation.
-Then you are okay, you still know, but I don't even pay attention to the official blog.
- Smiling Duan Jiahan [Love Heart] Peerless Beauty Duan Jiahan [Snow Flower] Human Ideal
- Good morning after the rain.
-What the hell, isn't this a money game? Why do you want to play the game after all the money is paid?funny? ? ?
-Going to Weibo to check it turned out to be true...the yellow team has more than 12 votes, the red team has [-] votes, and the blue team has [-] votes. The difference is a bit big.
- By the way, what is blocked upstairs?
-Lao/Zi, a great thinker, writer, philosopher and historian, as well as the founder of the Taoist school, convinced.jpg
-Laughing to death, the legendary Coral No. [-] brother has only such a little appeal, and the vote is at the bottom hahahahaha! !I think about untying CP every day, but in the end, without CP, I am nothing at all. Some people choose transportation at will, and some can only ride a bicycle. I won’t say who broke the defense.
-Sister Boer is actually in a group with someone, it's so miserable... Actually, it's pretty good after the rain, no one would dislike a violent rough guy x a cute soft girl, a little yellow face with tears.jpg
- Duan Jiahan Duan Jiahan x10
-By the way, Chun'er and Soy Sauce didn't canvass votes yesterday, and there was no movement on Weibo or the live broadcast room, did you forget about it?I feel that most of the water friends don't know.
-Indeed, the only preparation is account recharge and early to bed and early to rise.And am I the only one who wants to complain that this event started too early? It's [-] o'clock in the morning on Saturday! !If it’s not true love, who has the energy to watch the live broadcast so early? What’s the planner’s thinking?
- A scumbag with a mistress deserves to ride a bicycle hee hee.
- Why does Ah Lai look like he hasn't woken up...
-Don't talk about it, I'm still worried about his sudden death when he's still evaluating the new game live at three o'clock in the morning.
- A dog man is unreliable, let me focus on my career, Duan Jiahan!
-The bright moon shines among the pines, and the clear spring stones flow upwards.The bright moon is you, and the clear spring is also you.The iron horse is you, and the glacier is also you.Feihua is you, Siyu is you, Meng is you, sorrow is you [heart] Confess Duan Jiahan [heart]
-Ahhh, I'm so annoying, can Duan Jiahan's brain-dead fans get out of here! ! !
- This is the end of the matter, Dad really can't help you, so you just ride your bike obediently, Dad cheers for you!
……
All kinds of speeches emerged one after another, and the public screen in the event live broadcast room was in chaos.
Although it has only been broadcast for less than 10 minutes, the six selected anchors are all very popular and have many diehard fans. Not only are they willing to watch the live broadcast early in the morning, but they are also willing to speak enthusiastically. It is really hard not to be moved.
"So Jiahan Boer, what do you two choose?" the staff member asked dutifully.
Although it is a random choice, the platform also has basic considerations when arranging transportation when the voting results are known in advance.
For example, the clothing prepared for Boer is a top and a skirt, and the skirt is not long, so the best choice for this group is actually a sightseeing car.On the one hand, it can embody Duan Jiahan's gentleman, and on the other hand, it also fits his most popular live broadcast on Coral TV, where he experienced a day as a sightseeing bus driver in a scenic spot.
The off-road motorcycles are obviously prepared to give the outdoor area a brother after the rain.
He is nearly 1.9 meters tall after the rain, and his appearance is quite tough. After putting on the racing suit, his male hormones are bursting. In addition, this time is an outdoor activity, and Coral naturally wants to create a hotspot for him.
As for Jin Chun and Jiang You, the images of these two are very positive, and their popularity is considerable. Properly creating some contrasting effects to enrich the characters will attract the audience even more.
These are all tacit tricks, not to mention invisible rules, and everyone is taken care of. The original design is good, but it is a pity that Duan Jiahan doesn't follow the routine.
He thought the racing suit was cool.
It has not been a day or two since Jin Chun wanted to untie CP. Duan Jiahan was not only mentally prepared, but also hinted at the fan base early on to plant a foreshadowing. Coupled with the continuous guidance of his agent, Jin Chun was born last night. Being attacked, CP powder was purified on a large scale.
And to a certain extent, this is a good thing for Duan Jiahan. After all, he is not really gay, and it is not easy to stick to other men for business every day. Since he has the opportunity, he naturally wants to switch back to men and women.
Therefore, after Jin Chun tactfully told him not to form a team, Duan Jiahan actively chose Boer Baa Baa, trying to reshape his boyfriend image.
Off-road motorcycles and racing suits, such props with super boyfriend power, are of course the first choice.
"Let's choose a motorcycle!" Duan Jiahan said, turning his head to look at Boer, "Little Boer, what do you think?"
Pohl certainly felt bad about it.
"Wow, did you let Boer sit on the back seat of the motorcycle?" A Lai, the anchor of the game area, who seemed to be awake from the beginning, scratched his hair, looked Boer up and down, and his eyes lingered at the bottom of her skirt : "This is not very good, hehe."
The tone sounded wretched, but it was actually a kind reminder that, considering the length of Ball's skirt, it was not suitable for a motorcycle as a tool for driving.
"But motorcycles are faster, so they should be the first to arrive!" Duan Jiahan said.
-It fully shows that there is no man or woman in the heart of shouting cold, only number one!
-Don't delay my son from winning the championship, get in the car quickly!
-Don't you know how No.1 came about?Recognize your own status, Han Bao will do what he says, OK? ? ?
Unexpectedly, this kind of situation would happen at the beginning of the event. Boer stood there, feeling a little at a loss for a moment, and suddenly heard Jiang You say: "Boer, do you want to ride a bicycle? Do you want to change with me? You and Brother Dachun ride together." Drive over, let me take advantage of No.1?"
It takes about half an hour to ride a bicycle on a nearly six-kilometer mountain road. Considering the mountain road, it may take longer, but it is better than the back seat of a motorcycle.
Boer was about to nod, but the staff on the side said with a puzzled face: "You can't change the means of transportation, otherwise the fan voting yesterday would be meaningless. Please, teachers, follow the rules."
After speaking, he turned to Duan Jiahan, wanting to ask Duan Jiahan's opinion again, but saw that the latter had already walked to the side of the motorcycle and started to put on the jacket on it, and even thoughtfully left the pink helmet to Boer: "You It sure would be cute to wear."
After Yu frowned, he wanted to say something, but was touched by his teammate Alai.
"Okay, then let's choose motorcycles." Boer said helplessly, and after taking a look at everyone's uniforms, she ran to the yellow team's logistics vehicle to communicate with the director, and came back with a coat.
"It's a bit cold in the morning, let me take a ride." She climbed onto the back seat of the motorcycle and put her coat on her lap.
The motorcycle whizzed out and rushed towards the first assembly point.From the beginning to the end, Duan Jiahan didn't even look at Jin Chun, showing a look of ashamed, if you are ruthless, I will rest.
"Then we'll choose the sightseeing bus."
There was nothing to be humbled among the four big men, Ah Lai made an inviting gesture to Yu Hou, who was a head taller than him, "Let's go."
The staff tried their best to bring the atmosphere: "Hey! It turns out that you are driving between the two of you. Isn't the teacher driving after the rain?"
"I'm a professional." Alai pretended to be mysterious and blinked his eyes: "This kind of car is similar to the old scooter. I often drive my dad's at home."
After they also left, Jin Chun and Jiang You, who had the lowest votes, walked to the side of the two shared bicycles.
First fix the phone on the handlebar of the car, Jiang You probably wiped off the thin dust on the seat, then suddenly turned to Jin Chun and asked, "Brother Dachun, how do you see my legs?"
Jin Chun was a little confused, so he looked carefully and answered cautiously: "It's quite long."
"Treasure how it looks when it's healthy." Jiang You said deeply, "We may not have much time to walk upright."
-God's time to walk upright is running out, what can I do if I don't walk upright, will I degenerate back to walking on all fours!
-Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, soy sauce, it's you!
- Do you think they have medical insurance?Dachun seems to have it, soy sauce?Do you have any soy sauce fans?
-Thank you, soy sauce is available!Our soy sauce hasn't graduated yet, and the college student medical insurance that we bought uniformly hahahahaha!And please call us "Master", there are no fans of soy sauce, they are all first-class brewers, thank you.Funny.jpg
"Your fans are called brewers?" Jin Chun asked curiously as he rode on the road.
"Sometimes, it depends on their mood." Jiang You said, turning the head of the car quickly, avoiding a dirt pit on the road ahead, and successfully avoiding the fate of being bumped twice with aftertaste: "When you are in a good mood, call the brewer. , when you are in a bad mood, you are called ordinary employees in the production workshop, and when you are in a bad mood, you are called a soy sauce worker."
"Soy sauce," Jin Chun repeated, and couldn't help laughing: "Not only does it have a sense of age, but it also has a pun."
"But I'm not a fan. We're all ordinary netizens who met by chance," Jiang You said. "It's just that I'm lucky, and I can get a lot of people's attention and care."
In Jiang You's view, fans are a relatively low-status position, always full of enthusiasm, willing to donate money and love for idols free of charge.
But he is not an idol, and he never thought of becoming someone's idol.Everyone has their own life and their own way of life, he cannot guide or illuminate them, all he can do is simple companionship.
Therefore, the definition of fans and idols is not suitable for him and his water friends. They are more like ordinary friends who only share each other's lives online.
-Here we come, soy sauce is expelled from our fan status again [doge]
-The classic repertoire belongs to yes.
- That is to say, Soy Sauce is really afraid that someone will regard him as an idol, but now it's a fan economy, isn't it afraid that you won't make money?
- Don't be afraid, you forgot that Soy Sauce received the demolition payment!
- And there are boss fights.
-User 3785644331: Fan is just a title, everyone likes you because you are worth it, don't be burdened.
[User 3785644331 sent a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea to the anchor with colorful sails*1]
-User 3785644331: How long have you been riding, and how far is it?
The reputation of being a digital user who is stupid and rich and loves cloud as a father to teach life is too loud. Not only has Jin Chun heard of it, but he was also fortunate to witness the scene where he smashed gifts angrily to prevent Jiang You from wearing women's clothing, so he was very impressed.
Seeing this boss speak online, Jin Chun originally wanted to jokingly say "Your dad is here", but felt inappropriate when the words came to his lips, so he changed it to: "Your workshop director is here."
Of course Jiang You also saw it, the super VIP special effect piled up with money is really hard to ignore.
"Good morning, Director!" I was embarrassed to call Dad directly, but also felt that Jin Chun's name was cute, so Jiang You used it directly.
Yan Zheyuan in the office was a little confused, put down the coffee cup in his hand and raised his eyebrows slightly.
- User3785644331: Director?
"Brother Dachun said that you are the director of my production workshop," Jiang You explained with a smile, "I think it's about the same."
Then he honestly reported the situation to the digital father: "I rode for about ten minutes. From the navigation point of view, I have just reached one-third of the whole journey. Optimistically, there are still 25 minutes."
This live broadcast is in charge of the platform, and several drones are specially called in, and some people are responsible for following the filming. There will be no problem that the host holds his own device, and the camera is shaking and not clear.
Yan Zheyuan took a closer look at the road ahead, and found that it was a typical mountain path, full of bumps and bumps.Although it has been roughly cleaned by the staff in advance, it is impossible to completely remove the stones and dead branches, so it is not easy to ride.
- User 3785644331: Let’s not talk about it, just concentrate on cycling and pay attention to safety.
[User 3785644331 sent a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea to the host on a super yacht*1]
- User3785644331: Come on.
"Sure enough, as in the legend, as long as you speak, you will be given a gift." Seeing the animation special effects of colorful sails appearing on the screen, Jin Chun couldn't help laughing, "As expected of your workshop director, amazing."
The experience of cycling on the mountain road is really painful, not to mention the uphill, and the mountain wind.
Jiang You and Jin Chun didn't feel anything at first, but after halfway through the journey, their legs started to turn sore.
Although he behaved coquettishly in front of Yan Zheyuan, Jiang You was usually very strong, and repeated pedaling movements without changing his face, as if he was a veteran of riding for many years.
Jin Chun is a bit older than Jiang You, and usually has a caring personality, and Jiang You was scolded a lot for proposing to form a team, so he kept an eye on Jiang You's condition along the way, seeing that his speed slowed down, I thought I was probably tired, so I offered to take a break.
"There is no time limit for the first stage, but it is timed from the second stage. Let's take a break to recover first, so as not to be exhausted when we get there, which will make them cheaper." Jin Chun joked.
As he spoke, he parked his bicycle on the side of the road, walked to sit under a tree, and patted his leg muscles with his hands to massage and relax himself.
Jiang Youzheng had this intention, parked the two cars side by side, sat down and beat his thigh.
Really sour.
Seeing that the two of them stopped, the logistics vehicle also slowly stopped ten meters away from the two of them.
Jiang You thought for a while, got up and walked over to knock on the car window.
The window was lowered, and the staff member wearing the uniform T-shirt of the blue team smiled: "Teacher Jiang Vinegar Tea, what's the matter?"
Jiang You: "..."
Barrage.
-Pfft hahahaha god damn sauce vinegar tea teacher! !
- Not all names are suitable for adding the word "teacher". The sauce and vinegar tea teacher sounds worse than the workshop master. Help me, I will die laughing!
-Stop laughing, be more serious. If you don't call him a sauce and vinegar tea teacher, can you still call him a bottle of teacher? Isn't that even more wrong? !
"There's no need for the teacher, just call me soy sauce." Adjusting his expression, Jiang You said: "Is there ice water in the car?"
Applying ice packs after high-intensity exercise can quickly relieve muscle soreness, but there should be no ice cubes in the car, and ice water will do just fine.
"Yes." The staff member nodded and grinned at the same time.
Jiang You immediately looked at him vigilantly: "For free?"
The staff quickly shook their heads and smiled honestly: "There is a charge, one colorful sail and one bottle."
A multicolored sail is worth 200 shells, and the corners of Jiang You's mouth twitched, "You are stealing money."
"It's not me, it's the planning team." The staff quickly defended themselves, "Does the teacher still need water?"
"Thank you, sorry." Jiang You said helplessly.
-200 yuan a bottle is indeed a steal.
- Coral, as expected of you! !
[Niannianyouyu presented the host with a bottle of sauce and vinegar tea*5]
- There are fish every year: it's too late...
- There are fish every year: use it to buy water!By the way, ask him if he has plasters for relieving muscle soreness, money is not important, the body is more important! ! !
"Thank you for the five colorful sails that Youyu sent every year." After a routine thank you, Jiang You thought for a moment and discussed: "It's not worthwhile to buy water, or you should save it and donate it at the end. 200 yuan can give Poor children have bought a better school bag and a year's worth of stationery."
- There are fish every year: Oh.
- There are fish every year: you have the final say.
"Thank you, and by the way, thank you for the beneficiary children, I wish you more than every year." Jiang You said with a smile.
Walking back to Jin Chun and talking to him about the situation, Jin Chun agreed not to spend money when it was not necessary. He also received a lot of gifts along the way, and he happened to save them all up.
After a self-supporting massage for a while, they felt almost recovered. The two got up and prepared to continue on their way. Jiang You was about to step on the bicycle, and his eyes glanced at a certain place on the tree by chance, and found something seemed to be hidden among the branches and leaves.
"Brother Dachun, look there." Jiang You pointed and motioned to Jin Chun, "There seems to be a box."
Although it is covered by leaves, it can barely be seen that it is a boxy object, slightly larger than the palm of an adult male, and it is unlikely to be something like a bird's nest in terms of shape.
"Hide the treasure chest?" Jin Chun immediately thought of a possibility.
According to the rules, the platform will place several treasure boxes in the event venue in advance, but the host needs to find them by himself, and the staff will not give any hints.
Find and open the treasure chest to get all kinds of unexpected things, including but not limited to food, drinking water, item cards, task cards and speed-up cards.
"I'll go and see..."
The tree is a bit tall, and because the trunk is relatively flat, it doesn't look easy to climb. Considering that he is taller than Jiang You, Jin Chun naturally thought of climbing up to see it by himself, but he only said three words. Go straight to the tree.
Then he climbed up quickly.
The tree is a bit tall and not easy to climb.
Jin Chun paused for a second, and silently deleted the first six words of this sentence in his mind.
"Got it, it is indeed a box, and there is a bow tied on it."
Jiang You's head emerged from the cover of the leaves, threw the box to Jin Chun, and climbed down as quickly as when he went up.
The whole process took no more than 1 minute, and the speed was so fast that even the barrage did not respond—they were still discussing 1. Why such a big thing should be called a treasure box instead of a treasure box; Hiding in such a hidden place, do you really think the anchor is a monkey!
"It feels like there should be a card inside." Taking the treasure box to his ear and shaking it, Jiang You handed it back to Jin Chun, and said cautiously: "The horoscope says that my luck is not good today, Brother Dachun, come and open it. "
Jin Chun was stunned for a moment.
"You open it." Putting the treasure box into Jin Chun's arms again, Jiang You said solemnly: "Brother Dachun is a Sagittarius, right? I also checked it for you last night. You are lucky today."
"Then I'll drive?" Jin Chun couldn't help but cry.
As if he was afraid that his bad luck would affect Jin Chun's luck, Jiang You took half a step back and said cautiously, "Let's go."
Pulling off the bow, Jin Chun reached out and took out two printed cards with a white background from the treasure chest.
Pause card: Use this card to make any team stay in place for 10 minutes.
"Not bad." Jin Chun smiled, and then flipped over another card.
Task Card: Dance face-to-face with teammates for 3 minutes, I wish you happiness.
Jin Chun: "..."
Jiang You: "..."
-Duan JiahanDuan JiahanDuan JiahanDuan JiahanDuan Jiahan
-Is it the mysterious boost that was posted on the official blog last night?I saw it, but I didn't vote... I didn't say that this can determine the anchor's transportation.
-Then you are okay, you still know, but I don't even pay attention to the official blog.
- Smiling Duan Jiahan [Love Heart] Peerless Beauty Duan Jiahan [Snow Flower] Human Ideal
- Good morning after the rain.
-What the hell, isn't this a money game? Why do you want to play the game after all the money is paid?funny? ? ?
-Going to Weibo to check it turned out to be true...the yellow team has more than 12 votes, the red team has [-] votes, and the blue team has [-] votes. The difference is a bit big.
- By the way, what is blocked upstairs?
-Lao/Zi, a great thinker, writer, philosopher and historian, as well as the founder of the Taoist school, convinced.jpg
-Laughing to death, the legendary Coral No. [-] brother has only such a little appeal, and the vote is at the bottom hahahahaha! !I think about untying CP every day, but in the end, without CP, I am nothing at all. Some people choose transportation at will, and some can only ride a bicycle. I won’t say who broke the defense.
-Sister Boer is actually in a group with someone, it's so miserable... Actually, it's pretty good after the rain, no one would dislike a violent rough guy x a cute soft girl, a little yellow face with tears.jpg
- Duan Jiahan Duan Jiahan x10
-By the way, Chun'er and Soy Sauce didn't canvass votes yesterday, and there was no movement on Weibo or the live broadcast room, did you forget about it?I feel that most of the water friends don't know.
-Indeed, the only preparation is account recharge and early to bed and early to rise.And am I the only one who wants to complain that this event started too early? It's [-] o'clock in the morning on Saturday! !If it’s not true love, who has the energy to watch the live broadcast so early? What’s the planner’s thinking?
- A scumbag with a mistress deserves to ride a bicycle hee hee.
- Why does Ah Lai look like he hasn't woken up...
-Don't talk about it, I'm still worried about his sudden death when he's still evaluating the new game live at three o'clock in the morning.
- A dog man is unreliable, let me focus on my career, Duan Jiahan!
-The bright moon shines among the pines, and the clear spring stones flow upwards.The bright moon is you, and the clear spring is also you.The iron horse is you, and the glacier is also you.Feihua is you, Siyu is you, Meng is you, sorrow is you [heart] Confess Duan Jiahan [heart]
-Ahhh, I'm so annoying, can Duan Jiahan's brain-dead fans get out of here! ! !
- This is the end of the matter, Dad really can't help you, so you just ride your bike obediently, Dad cheers for you!
……
All kinds of speeches emerged one after another, and the public screen in the event live broadcast room was in chaos.
Although it has only been broadcast for less than 10 minutes, the six selected anchors are all very popular and have many diehard fans. Not only are they willing to watch the live broadcast early in the morning, but they are also willing to speak enthusiastically. It is really hard not to be moved.
"So Jiahan Boer, what do you two choose?" the staff member asked dutifully.
Although it is a random choice, the platform also has basic considerations when arranging transportation when the voting results are known in advance.
For example, the clothing prepared for Boer is a top and a skirt, and the skirt is not long, so the best choice for this group is actually a sightseeing car.On the one hand, it can embody Duan Jiahan's gentleman, and on the other hand, it also fits his most popular live broadcast on Coral TV, where he experienced a day as a sightseeing bus driver in a scenic spot.
The off-road motorcycles are obviously prepared to give the outdoor area a brother after the rain.
He is nearly 1.9 meters tall after the rain, and his appearance is quite tough. After putting on the racing suit, his male hormones are bursting. In addition, this time is an outdoor activity, and Coral naturally wants to create a hotspot for him.
As for Jin Chun and Jiang You, the images of these two are very positive, and their popularity is considerable. Properly creating some contrasting effects to enrich the characters will attract the audience even more.
These are all tacit tricks, not to mention invisible rules, and everyone is taken care of. The original design is good, but it is a pity that Duan Jiahan doesn't follow the routine.
He thought the racing suit was cool.
It has not been a day or two since Jin Chun wanted to untie CP. Duan Jiahan was not only mentally prepared, but also hinted at the fan base early on to plant a foreshadowing. Coupled with the continuous guidance of his agent, Jin Chun was born last night. Being attacked, CP powder was purified on a large scale.
And to a certain extent, this is a good thing for Duan Jiahan. After all, he is not really gay, and it is not easy to stick to other men for business every day. Since he has the opportunity, he naturally wants to switch back to men and women.
Therefore, after Jin Chun tactfully told him not to form a team, Duan Jiahan actively chose Boer Baa Baa, trying to reshape his boyfriend image.
Off-road motorcycles and racing suits, such props with super boyfriend power, are of course the first choice.
"Let's choose a motorcycle!" Duan Jiahan said, turning his head to look at Boer, "Little Boer, what do you think?"
Pohl certainly felt bad about it.
"Wow, did you let Boer sit on the back seat of the motorcycle?" A Lai, the anchor of the game area, who seemed to be awake from the beginning, scratched his hair, looked Boer up and down, and his eyes lingered at the bottom of her skirt : "This is not very good, hehe."
The tone sounded wretched, but it was actually a kind reminder that, considering the length of Ball's skirt, it was not suitable for a motorcycle as a tool for driving.
"But motorcycles are faster, so they should be the first to arrive!" Duan Jiahan said.
-It fully shows that there is no man or woman in the heart of shouting cold, only number one!
-Don't delay my son from winning the championship, get in the car quickly!
-Don't you know how No.1 came about?Recognize your own status, Han Bao will do what he says, OK? ? ?
Unexpectedly, this kind of situation would happen at the beginning of the event. Boer stood there, feeling a little at a loss for a moment, and suddenly heard Jiang You say: "Boer, do you want to ride a bicycle? Do you want to change with me? You and Brother Dachun ride together." Drive over, let me take advantage of No.1?"
It takes about half an hour to ride a bicycle on a nearly six-kilometer mountain road. Considering the mountain road, it may take longer, but it is better than the back seat of a motorcycle.
Boer was about to nod, but the staff on the side said with a puzzled face: "You can't change the means of transportation, otherwise the fan voting yesterday would be meaningless. Please, teachers, follow the rules."
After speaking, he turned to Duan Jiahan, wanting to ask Duan Jiahan's opinion again, but saw that the latter had already walked to the side of the motorcycle and started to put on the jacket on it, and even thoughtfully left the pink helmet to Boer: "You It sure would be cute to wear."
After Yu frowned, he wanted to say something, but was touched by his teammate Alai.
"Okay, then let's choose motorcycles." Boer said helplessly, and after taking a look at everyone's uniforms, she ran to the yellow team's logistics vehicle to communicate with the director, and came back with a coat.
"It's a bit cold in the morning, let me take a ride." She climbed onto the back seat of the motorcycle and put her coat on her lap.
The motorcycle whizzed out and rushed towards the first assembly point.From the beginning to the end, Duan Jiahan didn't even look at Jin Chun, showing a look of ashamed, if you are ruthless, I will rest.
"Then we'll choose the sightseeing bus."
There was nothing to be humbled among the four big men, Ah Lai made an inviting gesture to Yu Hou, who was a head taller than him, "Let's go."
The staff tried their best to bring the atmosphere: "Hey! It turns out that you are driving between the two of you. Isn't the teacher driving after the rain?"
"I'm a professional." Alai pretended to be mysterious and blinked his eyes: "This kind of car is similar to the old scooter. I often drive my dad's at home."
After they also left, Jin Chun and Jiang You, who had the lowest votes, walked to the side of the two shared bicycles.
First fix the phone on the handlebar of the car, Jiang You probably wiped off the thin dust on the seat, then suddenly turned to Jin Chun and asked, "Brother Dachun, how do you see my legs?"
Jin Chun was a little confused, so he looked carefully and answered cautiously: "It's quite long."
"Treasure how it looks when it's healthy." Jiang You said deeply, "We may not have much time to walk upright."
-God's time to walk upright is running out, what can I do if I don't walk upright, will I degenerate back to walking on all fours!
-Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, soy sauce, it's you!
- Do you think they have medical insurance?Dachun seems to have it, soy sauce?Do you have any soy sauce fans?
-Thank you, soy sauce is available!Our soy sauce hasn't graduated yet, and the college student medical insurance that we bought uniformly hahahahaha!And please call us "Master", there are no fans of soy sauce, they are all first-class brewers, thank you.Funny.jpg
"Your fans are called brewers?" Jin Chun asked curiously as he rode on the road.
"Sometimes, it depends on their mood." Jiang You said, turning the head of the car quickly, avoiding a dirt pit on the road ahead, and successfully avoiding the fate of being bumped twice with aftertaste: "When you are in a good mood, call the brewer. , when you are in a bad mood, you are called ordinary employees in the production workshop, and when you are in a bad mood, you are called a soy sauce worker."
"Soy sauce," Jin Chun repeated, and couldn't help laughing: "Not only does it have a sense of age, but it also has a pun."
"But I'm not a fan. We're all ordinary netizens who met by chance," Jiang You said. "It's just that I'm lucky, and I can get a lot of people's attention and care."
In Jiang You's view, fans are a relatively low-status position, always full of enthusiasm, willing to donate money and love for idols free of charge.
But he is not an idol, and he never thought of becoming someone's idol.Everyone has their own life and their own way of life, he cannot guide or illuminate them, all he can do is simple companionship.
Therefore, the definition of fans and idols is not suitable for him and his water friends. They are more like ordinary friends who only share each other's lives online.
-Here we come, soy sauce is expelled from our fan status again [doge]
-The classic repertoire belongs to yes.
- That is to say, Soy Sauce is really afraid that someone will regard him as an idol, but now it's a fan economy, isn't it afraid that you won't make money?
- Don't be afraid, you forgot that Soy Sauce received the demolition payment!
- And there are boss fights.
-User 3785644331: Fan is just a title, everyone likes you because you are worth it, don't be burdened.
[User 3785644331 sent a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea to the anchor with colorful sails*1]
-User 3785644331: How long have you been riding, and how far is it?
The reputation of being a digital user who is stupid and rich and loves cloud as a father to teach life is too loud. Not only has Jin Chun heard of it, but he was also fortunate to witness the scene where he smashed gifts angrily to prevent Jiang You from wearing women's clothing, so he was very impressed.
Seeing this boss speak online, Jin Chun originally wanted to jokingly say "Your dad is here", but felt inappropriate when the words came to his lips, so he changed it to: "Your workshop director is here."
Of course Jiang You also saw it, the super VIP special effect piled up with money is really hard to ignore.
"Good morning, Director!" I was embarrassed to call Dad directly, but also felt that Jin Chun's name was cute, so Jiang You used it directly.
Yan Zheyuan in the office was a little confused, put down the coffee cup in his hand and raised his eyebrows slightly.
- User3785644331: Director?
"Brother Dachun said that you are the director of my production workshop," Jiang You explained with a smile, "I think it's about the same."
Then he honestly reported the situation to the digital father: "I rode for about ten minutes. From the navigation point of view, I have just reached one-third of the whole journey. Optimistically, there are still 25 minutes."
This live broadcast is in charge of the platform, and several drones are specially called in, and some people are responsible for following the filming. There will be no problem that the host holds his own device, and the camera is shaking and not clear.
Yan Zheyuan took a closer look at the road ahead, and found that it was a typical mountain path, full of bumps and bumps.Although it has been roughly cleaned by the staff in advance, it is impossible to completely remove the stones and dead branches, so it is not easy to ride.
- User 3785644331: Let’s not talk about it, just concentrate on cycling and pay attention to safety.
[User 3785644331 sent a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea to the host on a super yacht*1]
- User3785644331: Come on.
"Sure enough, as in the legend, as long as you speak, you will be given a gift." Seeing the animation special effects of colorful sails appearing on the screen, Jin Chun couldn't help laughing, "As expected of your workshop director, amazing."
The experience of cycling on the mountain road is really painful, not to mention the uphill, and the mountain wind.
Jiang You and Jin Chun didn't feel anything at first, but after halfway through the journey, their legs started to turn sore.
Although he behaved coquettishly in front of Yan Zheyuan, Jiang You was usually very strong, and repeated pedaling movements without changing his face, as if he was a veteran of riding for many years.
Jin Chun is a bit older than Jiang You, and usually has a caring personality, and Jiang You was scolded a lot for proposing to form a team, so he kept an eye on Jiang You's condition along the way, seeing that his speed slowed down, I thought I was probably tired, so I offered to take a break.
"There is no time limit for the first stage, but it is timed from the second stage. Let's take a break to recover first, so as not to be exhausted when we get there, which will make them cheaper." Jin Chun joked.
As he spoke, he parked his bicycle on the side of the road, walked to sit under a tree, and patted his leg muscles with his hands to massage and relax himself.
Jiang Youzheng had this intention, parked the two cars side by side, sat down and beat his thigh.
Really sour.
Seeing that the two of them stopped, the logistics vehicle also slowly stopped ten meters away from the two of them.
Jiang You thought for a while, got up and walked over to knock on the car window.
The window was lowered, and the staff member wearing the uniform T-shirt of the blue team smiled: "Teacher Jiang Vinegar Tea, what's the matter?"
Jiang You: "..."
Barrage.
-Pfft hahahaha god damn sauce vinegar tea teacher! !
- Not all names are suitable for adding the word "teacher". The sauce and vinegar tea teacher sounds worse than the workshop master. Help me, I will die laughing!
-Stop laughing, be more serious. If you don't call him a sauce and vinegar tea teacher, can you still call him a bottle of teacher? Isn't that even more wrong? !
"There's no need for the teacher, just call me soy sauce." Adjusting his expression, Jiang You said: "Is there ice water in the car?"
Applying ice packs after high-intensity exercise can quickly relieve muscle soreness, but there should be no ice cubes in the car, and ice water will do just fine.
"Yes." The staff member nodded and grinned at the same time.
Jiang You immediately looked at him vigilantly: "For free?"
The staff quickly shook their heads and smiled honestly: "There is a charge, one colorful sail and one bottle."
A multicolored sail is worth 200 shells, and the corners of Jiang You's mouth twitched, "You are stealing money."
"It's not me, it's the planning team." The staff quickly defended themselves, "Does the teacher still need water?"
"Thank you, sorry." Jiang You said helplessly.
-200 yuan a bottle is indeed a steal.
- Coral, as expected of you! !
[Niannianyouyu presented the host with a bottle of sauce and vinegar tea*5]
- There are fish every year: it's too late...
- There are fish every year: use it to buy water!By the way, ask him if he has plasters for relieving muscle soreness, money is not important, the body is more important! ! !
"Thank you for the five colorful sails that Youyu sent every year." After a routine thank you, Jiang You thought for a moment and discussed: "It's not worthwhile to buy water, or you should save it and donate it at the end. 200 yuan can give Poor children have bought a better school bag and a year's worth of stationery."
- There are fish every year: Oh.
- There are fish every year: you have the final say.
"Thank you, and by the way, thank you for the beneficiary children, I wish you more than every year." Jiang You said with a smile.
Walking back to Jin Chun and talking to him about the situation, Jin Chun agreed not to spend money when it was not necessary. He also received a lot of gifts along the way, and he happened to save them all up.
After a self-supporting massage for a while, they felt almost recovered. The two got up and prepared to continue on their way. Jiang You was about to step on the bicycle, and his eyes glanced at a certain place on the tree by chance, and found something seemed to be hidden among the branches and leaves.
"Brother Dachun, look there." Jiang You pointed and motioned to Jin Chun, "There seems to be a box."
Although it is covered by leaves, it can barely be seen that it is a boxy object, slightly larger than the palm of an adult male, and it is unlikely to be something like a bird's nest in terms of shape.
"Hide the treasure chest?" Jin Chun immediately thought of a possibility.
According to the rules, the platform will place several treasure boxes in the event venue in advance, but the host needs to find them by himself, and the staff will not give any hints.
Find and open the treasure chest to get all kinds of unexpected things, including but not limited to food, drinking water, item cards, task cards and speed-up cards.
"I'll go and see..."
The tree is a bit tall, and because the trunk is relatively flat, it doesn't look easy to climb. Considering that he is taller than Jiang You, Jin Chun naturally thought of climbing up to see it by himself, but he only said three words. Go straight to the tree.
Then he climbed up quickly.
The tree is a bit tall and not easy to climb.
Jin Chun paused for a second, and silently deleted the first six words of this sentence in his mind.
"Got it, it is indeed a box, and there is a bow tied on it."
Jiang You's head emerged from the cover of the leaves, threw the box to Jin Chun, and climbed down as quickly as when he went up.
The whole process took no more than 1 minute, and the speed was so fast that even the barrage did not respond—they were still discussing 1. Why such a big thing should be called a treasure box instead of a treasure box; Hiding in such a hidden place, do you really think the anchor is a monkey!
"It feels like there should be a card inside." Taking the treasure box to his ear and shaking it, Jiang You handed it back to Jin Chun, and said cautiously: "The horoscope says that my luck is not good today, Brother Dachun, come and open it. "
Jin Chun was stunned for a moment.
"You open it." Putting the treasure box into Jin Chun's arms again, Jiang You said solemnly: "Brother Dachun is a Sagittarius, right? I also checked it for you last night. You are lucky today."
"Then I'll drive?" Jin Chun couldn't help but cry.
As if he was afraid that his bad luck would affect Jin Chun's luck, Jiang You took half a step back and said cautiously, "Let's go."
Pulling off the bow, Jin Chun reached out and took out two printed cards with a white background from the treasure chest.
Pause card: Use this card to make any team stay in place for 10 minutes.
"Not bad." Jin Chun smiled, and then flipped over another card.
Task Card: Dance face-to-face with teammates for 3 minutes, I wish you happiness.
Jin Chun: "..."
Jiang You: "..."
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