After marrying a straight man president

Half an hour later, Tianya after the rain and You Come and Hit Me arrived at the small gazebo at the foot of the mountain.

"Emma is finally here, I'm exhausted—hey, what is this?" Alai sat down on the bench, glanced at the stone table in the middle of the gazebo, Alai was a little surprised.

But he was so tired that he didn't even want to move a finger, so he simply raised his chin: "After the rain, come and see."

-Laughing, if I hear someone knocking on my door, I will say the same to the dog: Dumb, go and see who is coming.

- be bold!How dare you imply that after the rain is a dog!Is there such a burly dog! !

-e...Caucasian dog?

-Is it a coincidence? Isn't this? I always thought Alai was like a Tibetan fox. Isn't this team just Caucasian dogs x Tibetan foxes?

"Hahaha I'm not like a Tibetan fox, I can't do it, I can't do it, I don't need to fight hard with this traffic." A Lai replied while watching the barrage, and he didn't forget to command Yu Hou: "Don't be dumbfounded, big brother, go and see Look what's on the table!"

After the rain frowned unhappily, but did not refute, walked to the stone table and turned it over.

Three envelopes, the blue ones have been opened, indicating that the blue team has come.After the rain, I opened the red envelope and poured out two small yellow face badges.

"There are still a few steamed buns, three bottles of water and a note." Yuhou said, his words were very few, and this was already the longest sentence he uttered along the way.

Hearing that there was a steamed stuffed bun, Alai suddenly became energetic and jumped up: "Steamed stuffed bun!" As he said that, he reached out to take it.

In the end, after the rain, he stuffed the note into his hand: "Look for yourself."

"What?" A Lai didn't know why, "—feeding from the blue team, shout "soy sauce daddy" three times to unlock it hahahahahahaha! !Help, help, it's too bad! "

After the rain, the corners of his mouth twitched, and a smile also flashed in his eyes. He obviously agreed with Alai's words, but it was inconvenient for him to make complaints about his steel tough character.

"There are only three bottles of water in total."

After counting the number of buns and water, Alai immediately realized that he was targeting Duan Jiahan.

But yes, after the CP was unbound, Duan Jiahan's fans continued to go crazy in the live broadcast room, KYing wildly regardless of the occasion, and Duan Jiahan didn't even say a word as if he didn't see it, but showed a sad look more attentively and stimulated Fans swiping gifts, this kind of behavior annoyed the anchors who recorded the show together.

It's just that this is someone else's business, so there's no need to fight Duan Jiahan for it, but since someone wants to beat a dog now, Alai is happy to be a favor.

Facing the camera, A Lai smiled so hard that he couldn't see his teeth, and yelled "Daddy Soy Sauce" three times without hesitation, and looked up to meet the complicated eyes after the rain.

After the rain: "..."

"I forgot that you are dumb, forget it, who made me kind-hearted." A Lai slapped his forehead and turned to the camera again with a smile: "Then I will shout for the rain."

After speaking, he yelled three more times, and deliberately imitated the deep, chest-resonating voice after the rain.

The pre-task was completed, and Yuhou was about to hand the bun to him.

"Wait, it's not time for dinner." Alai said seriously.

After the rain: "?"

"It's hard to find food gift boxes along the way. Everyone must have seen it. Comrades from the blue team are willing to leave us precious food and water. This is so touching!"

After the rain: "..."

Although I don't know what my teammate wants to say, but I always feel that it is not a good thing.

"So what's the use of just calling Dad, how can this show our gratitude? I think we should set an example and sincerely bow to Dad!"

After finishing speaking, Alai blinked after rushing into the rain, big brother, I'm sorry!

After the rain: "..."

- boy!He actually bowed...

- Or face east, I remember the blue team took the east route, I have to say that Yuhou and Alai are really particular about people, funny.jpg

- Hahaha, it's so pitiful after the rain, with a WTF expression on his face... Everyone wants to work hard, only he wants to survive in the wilderness!

- What a life saver! !Even bowed after the rain, it's over, it's over, Duan Jiahan won't kowtow to the soy sauce when Duan Jiahan comes over later!

……

Five or ten minutes later, Duan Jiahan and Boer arrived late, and saw the food and water on the stone table at a glance.

"There is food! Is there a note?" Boer ran over in three steps at a time, picked up the note attached to the mineral water bottle and was about to read it, his eyes glanced at the phone.

- Show Duan Jiahan!

- Show Duan Jiahan! !

-Sister, listen to me, you should show it to Duan Jiahan [doge]

"Ah?" Bohr was stunned for a moment, then turned his eyes, handed the note to Duan Jiahan, and said kindly: "Duan Jiahan, come and see."

"What's the matter?" Duan Jiahan suppressed the irritability in his heart, smiled, and took the note casually.

"..."

——Feeding from the blue team, you can unlock it by yelling "Daddy Soy Sauce" three times.

——Papa has called three times, and bowed three times facing the east, thank you soy sauce dad, I am so ashamed! by the red team's unfilial son.

Duan Jiahan looked at the two lines on the note in disbelief.

The handwriting on the first line is neat, and all the characters are slightly slanted to the right*, which are obviously Jin Chun's characters.

Isn't it just dismantling a CP, and there is no righteousness in buying and selling. As for this, you actually use this method to deliberately punish me?Or humiliate me for that rookie boy? !Duan Jiahan's face instantly became ugly.

"Duan Jiahan, what is written on the note?" Boer asked curiously when he noticed the change in Duan Jiahan's expression.

"...You should read it yourself." With a forced smile, Duan Jiahan handed the note to Boer.

No, I would never call the soy sauce and vinegar tea my father, it's too embarrassing, isn't it just a mouthful of food and a bottle of water, who cares so much!

Duan Jiahan's brain was spinning rapidly, thinking of ways to counterattack.

You can start with "calling daddy", but it's obviously nothing for boys to call each other daddy, and most netizens only think it's a joke when the video spreads, so it's best to bring Pol together—she's a girl.

If Bohr was very reluctant, but in order to successfully complete the program, he had to endure humiliation and call his father tearfully, the effect of this matter would be completely different.

At that time, as long as the video is processed a little bit, sent to the marketing account to let them lead the way, and to ferment public opinion, it will easily become quite sensitive like "the female anchor was bullied by her colleagues during her work and forced to call her father". Let's see how Jin Chun and Jiang Vinegar Tea will end up.

In this way, Jin Chun's low-quality scumbag nature can be further confirmed. Even if those CP fans who originally favored Jin Chun did not stand on their side, they would have no face to speak for Jin Chun anymore.

Jin Chun does have fans, but it’s not worth mentioning compared to the mountains and seas of netizens. He also did the same thing when dismantling the CP. Facts have proved that as long as there are enough trolls and enough marketing accounts, whoever has the loudest voice Who is the truth.

So just get Pol bleating.

Is this not easy?

Duan Jiahan sneered in his heart, but frowned on his face, and looked at Boer worriedly: "They are targeting me."

"Huh?" Pohl didn't know why.

"Master..." blurted out on purpose and then paused on purpose. Watching the speeches of "distressed" and insulting Jin Chun floated on the public screen, Duan Jiahan gave a wry smile and changed his words: "There is a misunderstanding between Jin Chun and me. Cha probably wanted to help him vent his anger, so he humiliated me like this."

"Ah??" Bohr was even more confused. She obviously spoke Chinese, but she felt that she couldn't understand Duan Jiahan's meaning at all.

"It's called Dad or something..." Duan Jiahan closed his eyes and opened them again, a trace of bitterness flashed across his face, "I'm sorry, I got you in trouble."

Ball: "..."

"It doesn't matter if you don't want to call, I'll go and talk to the director..."

"I didn't want to scream," Boer quickly interrupted him, and said with a strange face, "Duan Jiahan, are you too careful..."

Boer originally wanted to say "too cautious", but when he came to his mouth, he thought that his fans were not enough to be punched, so he swallowed it quickly, "...too cautious, it's just a joke, what does it have to do with humiliation? If it’s humiliating to call you daddy, you...ah no, it’s me, I sincerely pray for Shaoli’s dad to give me a better recommendation every day, so what is this, are you asking for humiliation?”

Duan Jiahan: "..."

"Furthermore, food is so rare. We only found that gift box after searching for a long time. People are willing to share the food they found. Calling Dad or something is the effect of the show, and it's not face to face." Standing on tiptoe, Bo Er proudly patted Duan Jiahan on the shoulder, "As long as you don't want to be crooked, no one will. Don't worry."

Duan Jiahan: "..."

"Compared to this, what do you mean by the second line? Yuhou and Alai really bowed?" Boer frowned, jokingly criticized the two red team members, "Even thank you, you have to roll, the two of them really bowed?" king!"

"Then I'll do the splits, kneel down and kneel down three times in a row to thank you," Boer said while making full use of his solid dance skills, fastening the jacket on his waist as if nothing had happened, and then looked at Duan Jiahan expectantly: "What about you, Duan Jiahan?" , what are you going to call it?"

Blue team live broadcast room.

-Breaking news! !Duan Jiahan would rather die than submit, and continued on the road without food or drink!

-What would you rather die than submit to? Your quick report is not good. It is clear that he can't get rid of Boer's sister.He did the splits, lowered his waist, slid and knelt three times, jumped up and yelled soy sauce father three times, he couldn't hold back a fart, how dare he eat?It's embarrassing to change pigs and pigs.

-Hahahahaha I agree with the upstairs, I was lucky enough to watch the whole process just now, Duan Jiahan was still there pretending to be wronged at the beginning, and then he was directly beaten up by the Boer girl, and he looked so aggrieved that he died of laughter! ! !It is strongly recommended that friends who haven't watched it make up the recording and broadcasting afterwards, who is so happy, I am so happy! !

- His fans didn't speak up for him?

-Fuck it, but it's useless, completely submerged in the vast sea of ​​people's war hhh

-?

-Yu Hou and A Lai rolled up the way of thanking. Their fans wanted to see how the people behind them behaved, so they went to the yellow team's live broadcast room. It turned out that Duan Jiahan not only wanted to renege on his debts, but also wanted to repeat the old tricks. Morality Kidnapping Boer girl and rubbing her buns and water...

-Also scolded Yu Hou for looking like a man, but actually a soft bone, for calling someone else's father because of a bite...

-Oh, it's over, I was lucky enough to meet Yu Hou's fans, and I can only say that they are exactly the same as Yu Hou himself.

-How to say?

-Usually like a dumb guy, he turns into a grumpy old man when he encounters Thunder Point. A comment has 100 characters, 90 of which are homonyms of forbidden words, and the remaining 10 are exclamation points, and the willingness of real people to PK is very strong, super tube It can't be sealed at all.In short, it specializes in talking.

-So all members of the yellow team's live broadcast room are now muted, laughing to death.

"The fans are so good after the rain," Jiang You said with interest, seeing the battle report sent back from the barrage, "I'll make up the recording after it's over."

"Ok?"

"Well, I actually want to see them call me Dad," Jiang You said with a chuckle, "Do you know that emoji, the one where Astro Boy takes off?" , "Dad is coming!"

"Pfft——" Jin Chun couldn't help laughing out loud, and felt that Jiang You looked like a child more and more, jokingly said: "I'm curious about a question, does your father watch the live broadcast?"

"Don't watch!" Jiang You paused, blinking his eyes, "...shouldn't you watch it?"

He Changkang treats himself very well and always gives himself maximum freedom.Although Jiang You said that he was doing a live broadcast, he didn't say his ID, and He Changkang didn't ask either.And when I brought the goods last time, I specifically asked in the small group of three. Neither He Changkang nor He Nian showed signs of watching his live broadcast. Jiang You thought it was pretty good.

Although all the content I broadcast is positive and uplifting, there is nothing shameful about it, but if parents watch it, they will inevitably have a feeling of being supervised to do their homework... It's not unacceptable, but it's a bit strange.

——But why didn't Yan Zheyuan watch it? !

Isn't he curious about what he is broadcasting every day?Just like this, I'm still a father, it's too reckless!

Unaware of how double-standard he was with his two fathers, Jiang You was inexplicably frustrated, and decided to go back and talk to Yan Zheyuan about this issue—of course Jiang You knew that Yan Zheyuan was very busy, so he didn't have to let Yan Zheyuan He watched his live broadcast, but how could he not watch it at all? !

It shouldn't be!

"The badge this time is a hill." Opening another blue envelope, Jin Chun took out two identical badges from it.

After leaving the pavilion at the foot of the mountain, the two walked for about two hours before arriving at the second check-in point marked on the map.

"It seems to be a cartoon version of Mount Miaohua." After looking carefully, Jiang You said.

"There is also a task card." Jin Chun turned over the white card with the words "task card" printed on it, and raised his eyebrows when he saw the specific task content.

"What?" Jiang You leaned over, "Two people with three legs?"

Task: Two people and three legs.Let the members tie their feet together and work together to move to the place where the coral logo is posted!

"It's like a fun sports meeting for middle school students." Jiang You complained, glanced around, and took it on the table.

"Give it to me. I'll tie it. I know a knot that won't be too tight or loose." Jin Chun said with a smile. Feet tied together.

After tying, seeing that Jiang You's shoelaces were a little untied, Jin Chun helped him retie them.

-? ? ?If you don't understand, just ask, what picture is this? ? ?

-calm!Do not misunderstand! !Dachun is just taking care of others habitually, there is really no other meaning!

-The legendary mother chicken attribute?

-Hey, don't look down on Renji, everyone is straight, and Soy Sauce is like a younger brother, what's wrong with Dachun helping him tie his shoelaces?

"What's the matter?" Seeing that Jiang You's expression was a little subtle when he straightened up, Jin Chun asked without knowing why.

"Nothing, let's go."

As a straight man, Jiang You will never look down on Ren Ji with his eyes, and he is not confident enough to turn a straight man into a crook just by getting along with him for half a day. Moreover, most of his water friends make fun of him casually, so naturally he will not take it seriously.

Two-legged three-legged has high requirements for tacit understanding and coordination. At the beginning, two people can't get together, and it is inevitable that pulling and collision will occur.

Jin Chun is taller than Jiang You and has a stronger physique, so he works hard to adjust his pace and rhythm. When Jiang You strides too fast and loses his balance, he naturally reaches out to hold Jiang You to prevent him from falling. fall.

All in all a normal contact.

"Brother Dachun." Jiang You stood firm, guessing that the distance between the two of them was too close to be picked up by the microphone, so he whispered to Jin Chun: "There is no other meaning, but there is something I want to tell you It's better once."

"what?"

"I'm a straight man." Jiang You said quickly.

Jin Chun was taken aback for a moment, seemed to understand, and smiled wryly: "Me too. It's just that my personality is like this,

"I guess so." Jiang You nodded, glanced at the camera, a sly smile slipped across his lips, his tone was a bit mischievous but also showing off: "Also, I'm married. "

Jin Chun: "???"