After marrying a straight man president

Lie down for a while knowingly, guessing that the storm had passed, Jiang You's courage returned.

Struggling out of Yan Zheyuan's arms restlessly, Jiang You covered his forehead and rubbed it, with a thoughtful expression on his face, as if he was not kissed by Yan Zheyuan just now, but beaten by an invisible person. same.

"What's the matter, was kissed?" Yan Zheyuan couldn't help joking, stretched his arms and tried to push Jiang You's hand away: "Let me see if my little prince is Prince Pea?"

It was a very common sentence without any hint of color, but Jiang You was like a fox whose tail was trampled on. In an instant, his whole body tensed up, and he stared at Yan Zheyuan vigilantly with his round eyes: " How dare you say such things...you are wrong."

Rubbing against the bed while talking, it meant to draw a clear line with Yan Zheyuan and keep a distance.

Watching Jiang You slowly move himself to the side of the bed and then not moving, a pair of eyes still staring at him without blinking, like an innocent kitten being mauled, the smile in Yan Zheyuan's heart continued. Can't stop.

The originally tense body completely relaxed, and the hunger and appetite lingering along the blood vessels also faded away. It was the time when Yan Zheyuan was in the best mood.

It's a pity that Jiang You is not a real kitten, and he is not innocent at all. He is much more cunning than a cat.

"Yan Zheyuan," looking for the right time to get closer, Jiang You asked innocently, "Are you really that old-fashioned?"

Without waiting for Yan Zheyuan to answer, he continued on his own: "You haven't watched the live broadcast before and you don't know the ecology of this circle, but now you should understand a little bit. Women's clothing is just a meme, and most people are not malicious. Just kidding."

Yan Zheyuan didn't realize what he wanted to say for a while, and turned his head to look at him.

The two heads looked at each other on the same pillow, Jiang You suddenly smiled embarrassedly, and the volume gradually weakened: "So you still can't accept it now?"

His voice was really soft, and the following words were scattered in the air almost as soon as he uttered it, so that Yan Zheyuan had to take the initiative to move closer in order to hear what he was saying clearly.

"You can't accept women's clothes, or can't you accept me wearing women's clothes? What if I only wear them at home?" Jiang You's voice was moist and warm, and the hot air from his exhaled lightly brushed Yan Zheyuan's Adam's apple.

In this posture, Yan Zheyuan couldn't see Jiang You's eyes, but he could be sure that there must be a smirk full of malicious intentions at this moment.

"Actually, I have a skirt, it's in my suitcase, Yan Zheyuan, can you accept it?"

"..."

Yan Zheyuan, can you accept it?

Yan Zheyuan thought to himself, I can.

But he couldn't say it, so he was shamefully silent, and only belatedly realized at this moment that the room was too heated, the air was too dry, and he was a little thirsty.

It was difficult to restrain and instinctively made a swallowing movement, and the Adam's apple rolled.

"Okay, Yan Zheyuan!"

He has been observing Yan Zheyuan's actions from the moment he speaks, Jiang You naturally will not miss this detail, he consciously regained his composure, and couldn't help laughing, "You still have the nerve to say that you are old-fashioned, but in fact you are just prudish ! Have you been caught by me?!"

"..."

Jiang You is really hateful, flirtatious and flirtatious, once caught, he would use being a straight man as an excuse to avoid punishment, but he couldn't remember the lesson, refused to change after repeated admonition, and dared to ask next time.

Yan Zheyuan took a deep breath, smiled slowly with the corners of his lips curled up, and at the same time silently wrote a note to him in his heart.

"You're still laughing," Jiang You still unconsciously shook his head and sighed, "You're not ashamed but proud, Yan Zheyuan, you're done, you're completely hopeless."

"Indeed." After a pause, Yan Zheyuan admitted with something in his words, then changed the subject and asked, "So is there really a skirt?"

"I'm not a transvestite, why buy a skirt. Of course I'm lying to you." Jiang You admitted that he was deceiving, without any intention of repentance, and said with a smile.

Yan Zheyuan didn't seem disappointed, "Is that suitcase real?"

This sentence was even more thoughtless, Jiang You didn't understand, but a bad premonition vaguely rose in his heart.

But now is not the time to be ashamed to ask, Jiang You pretended to be calm, coughed lightly and replied: "That's the one I brought over, what's the matter?"

Yan Zheyuan thought for a while, "I don't remember anything inside."

On the day of the move, Jiang You's luggage basically passed through his hands, so he knew the situation very well.

"Almost empty," Jiang You said, looking at him more suspiciously, "What's the problem?"

"No problem," Yan Zheyuan said calmly, "It's fine if it's empty."

The next morning, as usual, Yan Zheyuan woke up first.

Although the two of them are currently working from home, Jiang You made a schedule early on, and the first one is to get up at seven o'clock in the morning.

I glanced at the electronic clock on the bedside, it jumped a bit at 57:59:58, and now it is [-] minutes.

"Youyou, wake up." Yan Zheyuan called out.

With 2 minutes to go, Jiang You's biological clock still wanted to struggle, so he shrank under the quilt, only exposing the top of his head, trying to isolate the annoying voice from the outside.

It's a pity that the heating in the room was fully heated, and the quilt was so suffocated that Jiang You had to get out again after not holding on for long.

After such a toss, half of the drowsiness disappeared, but the lingering dream still remained.

In the dream, Jiang You was having fun in the amusement park. After two hours of arduous queuing, he finally got to the gate of the roller coaster.

The iron gate opened, and the people in front sat in one by one. Jiang You walked in excitedly, but was stopped by the staff.

"There is still space, let me go up!" Jiang You said anxiously, pointing to the empty seats that were not yet filled.

"You can't go," the staff member shook his head with a smile on his face, his tone was gentle but cruel: "You should wake up."

Consciousness gradually rises from the shallow dream, the roller coaster and amusement park fade out quickly, and the brain returns to reality, but people are still unwilling to get up.

Jiang You closed his eyes and tried to stay for a while, his lips opened and closed, and he knew that he was scolding Yan Zheyuan.

He slept for another minute and a half very persistently and principledly, when the alarm clock rang, Jiang You reluctantly opened his eyes.

"Why did you call me in advance?" The first sentence was a complaint, Jiang You snorted softly, wrinkled his nose and said in dissatisfaction, "After waiting in line for two hours, it was finally my turn...you are so annoying. "

"Okay, I'm bored to death." Yan Zheyuan felt that his dazed look was also cute, and the ocean in his heart was turbulent again, but it was much softer than last night.

"Routine question, are you straight today?"

"..."

Jiang You muttered something in a low voice, but Yan Zheyuan didn't hear clearly, so he asked with a smile, "Is it still?"

Still caught in the disappointment of not being on a roller coaster, Jiang You reached out to chase him away irritably, but Yan Zheyuan grabbed him, and then reluctantly repeated it.

This time Yan Zheyuan heard clearly that what Jiang You said was "80".

A straight man at 80 means that he has already bent 20. Yan Zheyuan is quite satisfied with this quantified progress bar. He lowered his head and kissed Jiang You's hand, "Then I will continue to work hard."

After 10 minutes, Jiang You was completely awake.

Lie on the bed with a serious face and think.

Yan Zheyuan asked himself if he was a straight man every day. This was what he suggested him to ask. There was no problem, but he probably didn't suggest that he should kiss him after every question, right?

Can the suitor have any relatives?

Who gave him the right to kiss him?

After much deliberation, Jiang You came to the conclusion that Yan Zheyuan was really good at taking advantage of a scheming homosexual.

The inexplicable victory and defeat came as soon as he wanted to talk about it, Jiang You secretly thought about the way to fight back, determined to give Yan Zheyuan some color.

In the bathroom, Yan Zheyuan was shaving after washing up, when the door was knocked twice.

Jiang You, with his hair all over his head, came in to take a look, and said with a smile, "Yan Zheyuan, shave."

Seeing "Hahaha I'm going to do something bad" written all over his face, Yan Zheyuan nodded half curiously half funny, "Are you going to the bathroom?"

"No way, no way," Jiang You shook his head repeatedly, rolled his eyes and said, "It's inconvenient for you, do you want me to shave for you?"

Yan Zheyuan stood on one leg because he couldn't use his strength on one leg, and his injured foot rested on the small footstool that Jiang You brought in before.

This posture is indeed not comfortable for Yan Zheyuan, but it is not inconvenient either, after all, it is not his hand that hurts.

"No need." Wanting to see what kind of medicine was sold in Jiang You's gourd, Yan Zheyuan deliberately retreated.

Unexpectedly, Jiang You nodded and didn't insist. Instead, he stretched out a finger and rubbed Yan Zheyuan's chin.

A large puff of white shaving foam was filled in the palm of his hand. Jiang You squeezed his fingers together and made a virtual grip. The foam was squeezed and broken little by little, and then regained its relaxation as his five fingers spread out. fingers.

"What brand is it? It's so sticky."

Jiang You's hair growth is not strong, and he doesn't like to use shaving foam. He has never used it against Yan Zheyuan before, and he has never paid attention to the brand.

But this is not the point, he was just talking casually.

Spreading out his palm and blowing vigorously, countless fine foam hit Yan Zheyuan's face.

"Youyou." Yan Zheyuan stood on the spot with a face full of foam and called out helplessly.

He hadn't reacted to Jiang You's bad intentions, and was still thinking about who provoked Jiang You during the few minutes he was washing, and why he suddenly did it, and Jiang You approached him in the next second.

"It's really sticky, wipe it off for me."

Instinctively, Yan Zheyuan took the razor away. Hearing what he said, he passed the towel aside, but he didn't expect Jiang You to smile suddenly, and the foamy hand opened and closed a few times in the air. Once, and then went straight to some terrible place without warning, and rubbed it badly twice.

Yan Zheyuan's heartbeat almost stopped.

As if experiencing a tsunami and a volcanic eruption in the void, the earth trembled violently, and the world also stopped at this moment, and it took a long few seconds before it resumed rotation again.

Jiang You's hands were very hot, and all the remaining foam had melted away.

Obviously he was doing something very obscene, but he still looked at Yan Zheyuan with a simple face, but he couldn't hide the smugness in his eyes.

"It's just wiped clean."

Letting go of his hand, Jiang You quickly backed away before Yan Zheyuan could make a move, and the whole person flashed outside the bathroom door, only half of his face was exposed on the edge of the door frame.

His gaze swept across Yan Zheyuan's waist intentionally, and the evil claw made a few false grabs in mid-air, Jiang You said with a smirk, "But someone is going to be dirty, Yan Zheyuan, tell me Look who it is?"