Taoist and dog

Lu Qinghe was stretching his muscles and bones with him. The back of the horse's hoof almost knocked on the door of the car. Daochang Lu quickly found his balance. When the carriage returned to stability, he punched Xiao Rong on the head with his fist. "Are you using horses to kill people in order to avenge all the grievances you have against me?"

This sentence turned several corners and made Xiao Rong think about it at this time. Why did you borrow a horse to kill Lu Qinghe? You moved so fast. If you really borrowed it, I died with the horse. Besides, you still know that I treat you normally. All kinds of grievances, then can't you be nicer to me? No, that's not the point, the point is...

Xiao Rong rubbed his butt against Lu Qinghe's side. Daoist Lu almost fell off his horse just now, but this time Xiao Rong was almost squeezed under the car. Before Daoist Lu turned his face, Xiao Rong hugged his arm and pointed to the car and yelled softly , "You, you, you, can you see that there is... a white thing..."

"I can see it." Lu Qinghe squinted at the white shadow under the car, "What's wrong?"

"You see whether you take it away or kill it, it... is in the way." Lu Qinghe said he could see it, Xiao Rong didn't dare to raise his head, he put his head on Lu Qinghe's shoulder, his hands were in a mess Pointing at the bottom of the car, the voice trembled as if someone was pulling his hand back and forth.

"If you're afraid, just say you're afraid. Why bother to find so many useless reasons to block the way."

Xiao Rong: "..."

Well, he admitted that he was afraid, then Daoist Lu, can you hurry up and raise your hand?Xiao Rong has already seen it clearly, not to mention that there is a demon in his body, even if there is a Jade Emperor inside, he is still afraid of ghosts.

"I'm afraid... so you just..."

"Raising you is hard enough. I don't want to have someone who knows nothing by my side. It's impossible to take him in. As for killing him... that's fine, but can you dig a hole and bury him later? "

It doesn't matter what you let him do, just deal with it quickly.

After Lu Qinghe said Xiao Rong, he began to nod his head. Halfway through the nod, he realized something was wrong. What did Lu Qinghe just say?

people?

Dig a hole and bury it?

So he carefully moved a little away from Lu Qinghe's shoulder, and his eyes turned to the carriage very cautiously...

Under the car, I saw a man in white clothes standing there with a terrified expression on his face. His face was whiter than his clothes, and his black hair was gently swaying on his face in the breeze. Sensing Xiao Rong's gaze, he moved his lips and said in a voice that was trembling even more than Xiao Rong's, "I... want to pee..."

Xiao Rong: "..."

Lu Qinghe gave Xiao Rong a disgusted look, and jumped off the carriage.

"I thought you could stop when you saw me. I was scared to death. You didn't see that horse's hoof was almost sticking to my face," the man laughed loudly. After laughing, he took the remaining half of the cake They stuffed their mouths together, and then started laughing again, "I thought my life was about to be confessed, thank you big brother for not killing me!"

Xiao Rong saw Biao Liaozi spitting out of his mouth continuously, even he couldn't bear to look at him who was not very particular, he wanted to get something to cover his mouth, and then eat as soon as he said, Can you not speak!

"Then you should hide, just stick in the middle of the road, even if I know how to rein in the horse, if the horse is startled, it won't kick you to death!

"I'm scared!" Xiao Rong's voice was loud, and the man's voice was no less than Xiao Rong's with something stuffed in his mouth, "You think I don't want to hide and I want to wait for it to kick me?! I almost peed Didn’t you see the pants! You too, I’m so big and I’m standing in the middle of the road and you can’t see! Why are you driving and where are your eyes!”

"I haven't even seen a rabbit in this wilderness. If you suddenly appeared, I would remember to stop the car!"

"Do you think I want to come out of nowhere?! The car is faster than my legs. If I give way and wait until I try to stop you, can I stop you!"

Lu Qing was next to him, pulling the pancakes and listening to their quarrel. After the pancakes were finished, Lu Daochang put his legs down from the car, and Lu Qing stepped on the ground with his buttocks sitting where Xiao Rong usually sat, facing the The two raised their chins, "Why are you here at this hour?"

Lu Daochang's words stopped the flames of war on the other side, and made Xiao Rong realize that his focus was wrong from the beginning.

"Don't mention it!" The man sighed forcefully, "I bought a house near here. I originally wanted to go out for a walk during the day, but I didn't expect that I couldn't find the way back after walking, and then I was so confused. ...Let me tell you, this day, I can be considered to have met someone passing by, I thought I would have to spend the night in this big field tonight, look at my small body, don't care if it's a monster or a wild beast I can't stand it!"

As he spoke, he pulled at his clothes so they could see the stains and torn places, and then he started pulling at his hair again, and within a few strokes his head was almost like a chicken coop.

Xiao Rong looked at his actions, and somehow felt that this person was similar to Lu Qinghe in some aspects, but he couldn't say exactly where.

Yime into 0

"The clothes are torn and the headband is broken. It's fine during the day and you don't have to freeze to death at night." He sighed forcefully, and pulled his hair on both sides to expose his face. Well, I don't know where you're going, but I

That house is nearby, I can't find the exact location, but I can't walk very far, so please take me back, don't worry, as long as you send me home, I will definitely not treat you badly, delay on the way I will make up for it when the time comes. "

This man spoke very fast, so soon as Xiao Rong heard this sentence, he followed up with three sentences. After the machine-gun-like mouth shot, Xiao Rong's deepest impression was that he would not treat them badly.

Those who can buy a house in the wilderness here must either have too much money to burn, or they have a bad brain. Judging from this person's posture, he should belong to the former.

Lu Qinghe's favorite category.

Sure enough, after hearing what he said, Lu Qinghe said, "Okay, I will describe the approximate location of your house in detail later, so that I know where to go."

"Okay! No problem!"

As soon as Xiao Rong shrugged, he knew that Lu Qinghe would not let go of a copper coin.

"Hey, hey, that's right there! Hey, I'm back!" Before the carriage came to a complete stop, he yelled and jumped down, not to mention Lu Qinghe's skill, even Xiao Rong couldn't match it. Xiao Rong watched him rush forward with his head forward and his butt pouted. Fortunately, his parking position was near the door, and the buddy slammed into the door directly, or he would have to fall and eat shit. Even so, the mouth is not idle yet. As soon as he stopped, he started to yell again, "Next time I won't go out by myself. If I really don't come back, my money might be cheaper."

For some reason, after he said this, Xiao Rong wanted to see Lu Qinghe.

The latter smiled and looked at the person on the door.

Xiao Rong swallowed his saliva, thinking that you are a Taoist leader, no matter how much you like money, you will not kill yourself for money...

This man's name is Jiang Chuanliu, who lives in Qincheng, and his family is in business. Jiang's property spreads all over the country. He mentioned some shops that even Lu Qinghe has heard of.

However, Jiang Chuanliu felt that his family had enough money and he didn't need to earn any more, so he took his father's money and squandered it everywhere with peace of mind.

The location of Jiang Chuanliu's house is quite out of the way, but it is not a broken house in the wilderness, on the contrary, it is a rather grand mansion.

Residence.

Jiang Chuanliu said that this was built by a local emperor in the early years, because the terrain here is good, there are many mountains and forests, and there are mountain springs. Even in summer, it is very cool here, so this house was built to escape the summer heat.

The Emperor of Earth died, and several people changed this house. Unfortunately, the place is too big and the location is extremely difficult to maintain. It is really a good place to escape the summer heat, and it would kill people to clean it up. Besides, there are only a few days in a year to escape the summer heat. After that, they finally chose to give up.

Jiang Chuanliu was different from them, he didn't need to do business, and he didn't need to run around. As soon as he heard that there was such a place to sell, he ran from Suqin.

Before leaving, he told his father to find a summer resort for them, and when it gets hot in summer, they will come to him.

Regardless of whether his father agrees or not, the house is his now anyway.

"I just bought this house, and I'm not familiar with many places. There are original servants in the house. If you have any questions, you can ask them directly." Jiang Chuanliu introduced as he walked. When he bought the house, he only thought about this house. He didn't think about it at all, which led to the fact that he was seriously understaffed when everything was finished. No one in the nearby city would leave their homes and businesses to come to such a place. Now he can only use these to stay with the house temporarily. The person who bought it, he will think of other ways in the future, "I heard that it is very cool in summer, but it is different from cave dwellings. I don't feel how warm it is in winter. The place is too big, and it feels chilly everywhere."

While talking, a middle-aged man came in front of them. The man bowed politely when he saw them, and gave way without saying anything.

"This is the housekeeper," Jiang Chuanliu pointed at him, "the housekeeper who takes care of everything."

The butler was on the only way they had to pass, standing quietly without saying a word, his face facing the ground, and his eyes never fell on them from the beginning to the end.

Lu Qinghe kept looking forward, but after the butler appeared, his attention was always on him.

It's fine if he's not curious about them, but what about Jiang Chuanliu...

He didn't seem to care much either.

"By the way, butler." Jiang Chuanliu walked a few steps and stopped there, "Have you had dinner yet?"

"I've eaten." The butler said.

"Oh, then go and prepare something, I want to entertain my two friends," Jiang Chuanliu said, then looked at Lu Qinghe, "It's getting late, you can't leave, right?"

"Of course, I have to disturb you all night." Lu Qinghe responded immediately.

The speed was so fast that Xiao Rong had a bad feeling.

【small theater】.

Xiao Rong: Are you going to touch porcelain?

Jiang Chuanliu: Either I or Yiqiao passing by...

Xiao Rong: Are you sure?

Jiang Chuanliu: Brother, what can I say later, we are about to run into each other, so rein in your horse!Xiao Rong: I'm so happy!

Jiang Chuanliu died at an unknown age.

^The joke on the Internet has been slightly changed, the original version is Liu Bei and Zhang Fei. ^