Taoist and dog

"Hey, son of a bitch." Lu Qinghe returned to the room with the smell of soap in his hands. The richness of the Tang family won his heart. The soap he kept like a treasure was casually placed in front of the mirror, and it was even worse than his own. To be more upscale, "I'll take you to see something interesting." "Ah..." Hearing Lu Qinghe's voice, Xiao Rong raised his head forcefully, the force was so strong that he shook his whole body violently

under.

Lu Qing had a good time, "I'm talking about whether the shrimp is drunk or you are drunk."

It felt like all the wine had been soaked in Xiao Rong's body.

Fortunately, what Xiao Rong ate was soaked shrimp. If he drank it directly, he would probably lose consciousness right now.

This dazed state is at its best now.

"I said, take you to see something fun, shall I go?"

Xiao Rong had already lost his judgment, he only knew why Lu Qinghe wanted to take him there, so he staggered up while leaning on the table, "Go, where are you going..."

"You'll know if you follow me." Seeing him like this, Lu Qinghe grabbed the thin chain on the collar into his hand, "Go carefully, I will strangle you to death if you fall."

Xiao Rong gritted his teeth, and stretched out his head when he was having fun, Lu Qinghe was put in such a good mood by his silly reaction that his head didn't hurt anymore.

"Do you know what that is?" Lu Qinghe asked Xiao Rong pointing to what he saw just now.

Xiao Rong squinted his eyes, there was something pouring water into the big white bowl, he hiccupped, waved his hand at Lu Qinghe, he couldn't drink anymore.

Lu Qinghe gave him a disgusted look, he didn't know anything except eating and drinking, right?

"I guess you haven't even been to the bathhouse." Daochang Lu is a person who knows how to enjoy life, so he will never miss anything that is good for him.Lu Qinghe always goes to the bathhouse, but most of the time he chooses when there are few people or no one at all. Xiao Rong is a country bumpkin. He lived a miserable life before meeting him. Therefore, Xiao Rong should not have never been there, he should have heard I have never heard of it, "This thing is the bathhouse built by the rich at home."

The water was almost full, Lu Qinghe went to turn off the tap, he stretched out his hand to test the temperature of the water, it was just right.

"This is called a foreign bathtub. It comes from the west and is used for washing and rinsing. It is better than wooden barrels." Shaking off the water in his hand, Lu Qing patted the bathtub together to signal Xiao Rong to go over, "Come and try it, feel it. "

"Wash..." Xiao Rong pointed at the bathtub in a big way, but his fingers couldn't be aligned properly, and he couldn't stop lighting it in the middle of the air.

"Take a shower." Lu Qinghe tugged at his collar, "Did you get so drunk that you forgot how to wash? Forget it, you missed this rare opportunity. Okay, you go out, I'll wash it."

Daochang Lu said that he was about to take off his clothes.

Xiao Rong suddenly became smart at this moment, he pulled his collar and stripped himself clean in one breath, Daoist Lu had just taken a step when he saw a shadow running past the side, and with a plop, a big splash.

The water overflowed the bathtub, and Daochang Lu dodged when it touched his toes.

Xiao Rong sank into the water, and slowly floated up again, the warm water wrapped his body, making him more confused while being comfortable.He leaned into the bathtub and closed his eyes comfortably.

"If I go out now, can you drown?" Lu Yihe wanted to leave, but he stopped when he reached the door. Xiao Cheng drank like this. If he accidentally fell asleep, he would turn around and have another drowned ghost , a bit uneconomical.

Then Lu Daochang thought, would the monster in his body come out to help Xiao Cheng when he was in danger, for example, lift him out of the water?

That scene made Lu Qinghe uncontrollably happy, so Lu Yihe decided not to leave.

He skirted the water and returned to the edge of the tub.

Xiao Rong was lying inside, the water flow distorted his body, but the basic shape remained unchanged.

Lu Qinghe is not interested in watching anyone, no matter male or female, but when he was about to look away, something suddenly happened out of the corner of his eye.

WEAT.

In the water, Xiao Rong's thing is quite clear.

It's quite big, why doesn't it work well, I always feel that there may be something wrong in some link.

Lu Qinghe wondered if there was any talisman that could strengthen his yang, in case Xiao Rong could be cured in one go.

maybe……

Just like the monster in Xiao Rong's body that needs to be awakened?

Daochang Lu looked around, do you want to find something to scratch?

Anyway, Xiao Rong is drinking too much now, he doesn't know what he is doing.

In fact, if he didn't drink too much, he could do whatever he wanted.

Daochang Lu scratched his head, the temperature in the room was getting higher and higher with a tank of hot water, his underwear was covered with meat, he felt a little uncomfortable, in fact, he didn't really want to do anything to Xiao Rong, if there was something wrong with Xiao Rong, he would I don't have to worry about it anymore, but he looks very healthy, so why not.

"Did you really get stepped on?" It's hard to tell, Xiao Cheng is usually embarrassed, he should be able to ask anything after drinking too much, Taoist Lu pointed to his crotch, although he has been studying that place, But he never looked at it except the one just now, and now, he looked at Xiao Rong and asked.

Xiao Rong drank too much, and all his movements can be described as exaggerated. He bowed his waist and looked between his legs, and the tip of his nose touched the water.

Didn't find it, after reading it, he nodded to Lu Qinghe, "Uncle Hu stepped on it." '

When Xiao Rong moved, the water from the tip of his nose fell into the bathtub, splashing silently.

"Uncle Hu, do you like that girl's family?"

'Well' her father. '

"Just because he didn't want you to like her, so he stepped on you?"

"Not only stepping on..." Xiao Rong looked at the front with confused eyes, and he faithfully said the picture in his mind, "He also beat me, brought many people to beat me, and then... I lost my home . '

Speaking of this, Xiao Rong smiled brightly, but Lu Qinghe was quite unpleasant.

When Xiao Rong was frowning, he looked annoyed, and when he smiled like this, he looked even more annoyed.

'Lu Yuhe. '

"Huh?" Xiao Rong called his name for the first time, his lips did not move too obviously, it could be seen that he was calling him.

’ I actually don’t understand where I went wrong. 'Maybe it's because of drinking too much, or maybe it's because of this pool of hot water, Xiao Rong's eyes are a little red, his sight is out of focus but his eyes are abnormally bright,'Why did they treat me like that. '

"There are some things you don't need to care about." Xiao Rong asked this question calmly, but it was like a small knife slowly cutting off a piece of meat, not sharp, but continuous pain, "You are not wrong, it's just you It’s just bad luck, I just met some villains.” 'But...but...' Xiao Rong raised his hand, and he looked at the two different palms, 'I just want to live...I'm already like this, why are you still... Lu Qinghe, you said...'

"What?" Lu Qinghe couldn't see Xiao Rong's mouth in Xiao Rong's position, so he lowered his head slightly, and just bent his waist, Xiao Rong suddenly looked over, and Lu Qinghe was startled by the speed.

"Tell me, did they make this demon on me..."

Lu Yuhe: "..."

From Xiao Rong's point of view, he was bullied by his fellow villagers since he was a child. It was too much, but it was a typical bully.They are all ordinary people, it is impossible to get a monster on Xiao Rong.

Xiao Rong drank too much, his mind was not working, it was too much.

Even something this unrealistic can come up with.

"In this way, I will be eaten by demons, I will not go to Hu Peilan again, and I will not be in their eyes anymore, and then they will throw me out and let me fend for myself..."

Lu Qinghe directly denied this absurd idea, but Xiao Rong said it more and more like it.

"Otherwise, I'm fine, how could I become like this..." Xiao Rong touched the scales on his left arm, and then scratched his face. Choking himself back, Xiao Cheng coughed a few times, his voice was as unpleasant as ever, and when he finished coughing, Xiao Rong was happy again, "Now, my ears, nose, eyes, feeling, everything is amazing, But... I still can't speak, I'm still a mute. '

"I said you..." Xiao Rong was very funny at first, and Lu Qinghe also wanted to enrich his night life, but he didn't expect Xiao Rong to start complaining when he was drunk. Daochang Lu had all kinds of hearts, but he had no sympathy. It sounds like he can cooperate with a few sentences, but he doesn't like to listen to it if he talks too much, "If you don't want to have sex, don't make it, Chi Chi Wai Wai is like a girl."

'It must be them! Xiao Rong didn't listen to what Lu Yihe said, he punched the water, and he became agitated, "My body is very good, I can work on a field as big as ours by myself, and I seldom get sick. I'm a mute, but I'm fine in everything except that I can't speak, but now... I'm not only...'

"Wait a minute..." Xiao Rong's words suddenly made Lu Yihe think of something, like the fist smashing the water, he vaguely saw a clue, Lu Qinghe pressed his temples and recalled what Xiao Ronggang said. , and then he clapped his hands suddenly, "I see!"

Xiao Rong was excited, and Lu Qinghe yelled out his excitement in one voice, and he also forgot that he was recalling the past in pain just now, blinking his eyes and looking at Lu Qinghe in a daze.

"I just said you are still somewhat useful." Lu Yi laughed together, and he wanted to reward Xiao Rong by patting Xiao Rong's head, but seeing that he was covered in water, he withdrew his hand, and Daochang Lu hooked Xiao Rong's slender body with his little finger. The chain pulled Xiao Rong out of the water without waiting for Xiao Rong's reaction, "I'm going out for a while, don't wash it, go out and sleep."

Before Xiao Rong soaked enough, he wanted to sit in the water, but Lu Yihe simply pulled hard, and Xiao Rong rolled and crawled out of the bathtub.

When his legs came out, Taoist Lu swept the thing again.

At this moment, he really felt a little sympathetic to Xiao Rong, Bai Chang is so big, it's pitiful.

Afraid that Xiao Rong would go back again, Lu Qinghe directly drew a Taoist talisman on the door, left Xiao Cheng behind and hurried away.He didn't go anywhere else, but went straight to Xu Zuoting's room upstairs.

He knew what was going on with Xu Zuoting.

【small theater】.

Xiao Rong: Daoist Lu, why do you always look at my place, afraid that I will not be able to give you sexual blessings in the future?Daochang Lu: No, I’m just afraid of losing some fun, such as watching you cry while 3 comes out-Xiao Rong^

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