Support the world to cross the catastrophe and go to the immortal

01

It's hard to imagine that it's been 2202 years, and there are still some gods who come down to the world to cross the tribulation of love to prove their hearts.

I don't understand why blood is used to prove the truth.And it’s fine for you to prove the Dao with blood, but you have to use other people’s blood.

Unfortunately, I am the wife who was killed in the sermon on killing a wife.

But luckily, I'm alive again.

02

It was only when I came back from the dead that I realized that I am not a mortal, I am a little fairy. Back then when I was cultivating immortality, the quota for Ascension was reduced. I was rejected for an interview when I volunteered for Ascension. Although he is a tiankeng professional, he has become a fairy anyway.

03

Because the immortal master who took me has been transferred to an administrative post for tens of millions of years, there is no immortal magic project, and the immortal world natural fund every hundred years cannot be applied at all, so I am almost freed.My fairy teacher never holds fairy gate meetings or checks attendance on weekdays. He gave us a few fairy books for reference in the warehouse and let us improve ourselves. Go to support the immortals in the human world, earn some practical experience, and come back to be evaluated as advanced. After graduating from the immortal gate, the resume will look better, and there will be more opportunities to test the ranks of immortals, so that you can only be a loose immortal without even an incense. You have to buy your own insurance for raising immortals, and there is no provident fund for buying immortals.

04

Then I went to the website of the Immortal Committee to fill out the application form, signed up, and took a physical examination. After the publicity period passed, an immortal sent me a voice transmission, asking me to go to the Fallen Immortal Terrace with an immortal certificate to line up .

05

This project to support the immortals in the human world has been arranged for one and a half months. According to the human world, it will be 45 years. My task is to assist the immortals in proving the way.

To be honest, I suffered from being lazy at the time. When I chose the project, I chose it randomly. Seeing that the Weipei address is my hometown, I thought that I don’t need to learn any foreign languages, so as to avoid the trouble of taking the certificate of trusteeship. Next I checked the [-]-word informed consent form for the project without even downloading the attachment. Who knew that the next step would be the reincarnation channel, starting with a baby.If I knew there was one-on-one tutoring, who would worry about not being able to pass the language barrier?

What a mistake, no wonder others say that it is best to check the experience of the seniors on the fairy net before "Zhixian".

06

The whole procedure is very complete. In order to maintain the harmonious, stable and common development of the worlds of humans and immortals, we must first apply for a permit, and then pass the security inspection. All fairy artifacts and elixir are prohibited items, even the tied meatball heads must be I'll pinch it twice for you to see if there are any smuggled fairy beads.Then there is the sealing of the celestial sense root, you are an ordinary person when you descend to the mortal world, and the seal can only be lifted when you return to the heaven.

07

Then I went down, and then I came back.As soon as the memory came back, I was worried to death, because my time of "Zhixian" was less than 45 days, and I came back in 37 days. It was eight days short, and I had to make a report to prove that it was not my negligence, but me. Completed the task of "Branch Immortal" ahead of schedule.

08

As a result, the business department asked me to find a certifier, and said that without a certifier, I could not approve my "Zhixian" final report.

Just thinking about how difficult it was for me to live in this world for a year, and how difficult it was for me to live in this world for 37 years, I feel aggrieved.But what can I do, I'm just a Xiaoxian who is studying in the Shuangfeixianmen, and I can only look for a certifier bitterly.

09

It turns out that the man hasn't come back yet, and this big brother who has cultivated the way of ruthlessness is still making trouble in the world, especially after my wife burped, he is even more cruel and can be said to be murderous.

Then I have no choice, and I can't tell him to talk about it. I can only hope that his life will end quickly and come back to sign for me. I also want to prepare my resume to participate in this freshman's recruitment.

10

Originally, I thought that with the physique of that big brother, not to mention living to 99, he would be 88 anyway. No matter what I thought, I would have to wait for the last forty or fifty days, but he came back after eight days. What a result Warm my day.

11

In order to block him, I also paid a lot of money to make an appointment with Didi Dayun, but it didn't work out. The itinerary of this immortal is weird. Ordinary immortals have to eat some spiritual food and drink some spiritual wine when they come back from further studies. Let's make a spirit pot.He is good, it is said that he bought the nearest hell express as soon as he came back, and went straight down.

12

Damn it, I’m afraid I’m rushing to attend the Wangchuan Flower Music Festival in the underworld. I’m living a good life. In those years when I was with him, I didn’t go to a concert, but now I have time to go leisure.

As soon as I got angry, I also bought the Hell Express and went after it.

13

Originally, I heard from my brothers and sisters that "Zhixian" is very relaxed, you don't need to worry about anything, you just spend your vacation and your little life, and then it will naturally arrange for you to do what you should do.For example, there is a brother who helped a celestial being overcome corruption and lived happily in the world for more than [-] years. When he came back, he found that his house was open one night. After thinking about it outside the door for a long time, in the end there was no burglary, and he stretched out his hand to close the door.And then it's gone.

If the catastrophe is great, it will take longer for the intersection to occur, but it is not bad for being longer.

It’s like having a senior sister who helped a god to overcome the calamity, and became the old lady of the god for the rest of her life. Although raising a child at a hundred years old often worries 99, there are joys and sorrows, and the mother and child are also happy. Xian is also back.Not only her attitude is friendly and affectionate, but she also arranged a job as a fairy servant for her senior sister with a big wave of her hand, which is really enviable.

14

And me?And me?I stayed with this big brother all my life, and finally died in his hands. As a result, the project time is not enough. God knows whether his love is over or not. Miserable.

15

The more I think about it, the angrier I get. I have been miserable for more than thirty years.

I was born together with this Shangxian, our parents knew each other, and we played together since childhood.This dog was scheming when he was a child, the little girl took us to have a house wine together, he wanted me to be his wife, and the little girl was a dog, the little girl was so angry that she cried and hiccupped.Kindergarten is like a hooligan, either to hold my little hand, or to kiss my little face, I am not taller than him, so I stomped my feet in anger, and he laughed, completely shameless.

He looks strong, like a puppy, even if his academic performance was not good since elementary school, it can't be said that he is stupid, he just doesn't want to study, and I dragged it all the way to the college entrance examination.

This love can be regarded as coming naturally. I have been with him since we were born. Even raising a dog has developed a relationship. It is a natural thing to fall in love. But it is a pity that although our university is in the same city , but their management is strict, it is difficult to meet each other, and only the winter and summer vacations can relieve lovesickness.

16

From graduating at the age of 22 to my death at the hands of him at the age of 37, in the past 15 years, we got together less and separated more.

Often one moment he was sitting on the sofa chatting with me, and the next second he would be on duty immediately after a phone call.He never contacted me when he was working, and no one could reach him.Because I love him, I not only have to suffer from this kind of fear and fear, but also take care of the elders in the family for him. Obviously my peers are still free and unrestrained, but I have already taken on the burden of supporting and accompanying the two elderly people.

In this way, death is actually a kind of relief. In the original established arrangement, I only have a 45-year lifespan. Died young at 45.However, it is not necessarily a bad thing to end the practice in the world. How miserable the world is, he is now an immortal, and there are still tens of thousands of years to live freely in the future. To be able to rate this person's experience of visiting immortals as a high-ranking person, to get a high-level professional title, is simply to get promoted and make a fortune, and to kill his wife. The three major happy events in the world are all taken up by him alone.

17

When I finally found him, he actually threatened the judge.

"Excuse me, Xianjun, I really can't find the record of the ecstasy of the respected lady." The search box on the judge's computer has sparks, "According to the GPS location and time you gave, there is no ecstasy in our OA system. Make a work report."

"How is that possible? It must be because of your ineffectiveness in your work. I want to complain to your underworld supervision department!" As expected of a Shangxian who cultivated the ruthless way, he lost his temper, "You can't even find a dead person. What are you doing?"

I shouldn't tear it down, but I've been used to being a fire extinguisher for him for so many years, and it's only been a week since I can't get rid of the old problem, and I still can't help but beep.

"Of course the dead can be found, but the dead are not human, how do you want them to find out?"

He was stunned for a moment when he heard the voice, then he turned around and saw me, and he was stunned. The next moment, I was bound by two iron arms, and I couldn't breathe.

However, I am a fairy, so I don't need to breathe.

18

"Li Lu Shangxian, please sign."

"My wife, you are not dead!"

Alas, this is very troublesome, I just want him to sign, but he wants me to be his wife.

I try to enlighten him.

Let's just say that this is a "Zhixian" project, so although I have been your partner for more than ten years, in fact we are all acting here.

Life is like a drama, and drama is like life, do you understand?

19

He didn't listen to me, he said he didn't care.

A wife for a day, a wife for a lifetime.I have been raped by him thousands of times, if not thousands of times, no matter what I want to be his wife for millions of years.

I said big brother, did you make a mistake? My mother died in your hands.

As a result, he, who practiced the ruthless way, actually cried. It really violated your name of the ruthless way. Lao Tzu said that the world is ruthless, and everything is a humble dog.You see, I shouldn't be the same as looking at a tree and a flower, why do you want to make a forced marriage contract for me?

He told me he was sorry, he really had no choice.

It bothered me to death.

I'm sorry, if it's useful, what do you need the police for?

Ah, no, this big brother was a policeman before, and the police are useless.

What about the police? It's not like they can't even protect their wives.

20

I feel like Xiuqin in Bright Sword, tied up on the tower by the Japanese to threaten Li Yunlong.I was also caught and tied up to threaten him.

The result was not much different, Xiuqin was wiped out together with the Japanese, and I also burped in the ambulance due to excessive blood loss.

These gangsters are very bad. When I unloaded my arms and legs in front of him, he broke a ponytail, and I had an extra knife on my body. I was scratched like a blood gourd. At first, I still felt pain, but the back was numb. I can't even feel the pain on my thigh.I just kept opening my eyes wide, trying to find him out of the crowd of people dressed in exactly the same way for me to take a closer look.

By the way, when I got into the ambulance, his mission was not over yet. In the end, he shook my hand and it burned like fire. After that, I lost consciousness and died before I even got to the hospital.

When I opened my eyes again, I went to print my final report.

I dare not stop for a moment, and when I stop, I can't help thinking about him.

21

"It's good to live, it's good to live."

This big brother played with me like a doll, shaking me dizzy.

If it weren't for his level being higher than mine, I really want to say that he has a short-circuited brain. I am a god at any rate. I am immortal and invulnerable. It turns out that the mortal body has been burned to ashes in the incinerator. He can find a fart scar.

But now he looks more heroic and taller than in the mortal world, I really can't resist, I can only let him knead.

Then we were both kicked out of the office building.

It's very lively outside, the Wangchuan Flower Music Festival is these few days, the gods and ghosts from the sky and the earth gather here, I don't have any mood to play, I just want to get the materials done quickly, and hand in the final report as soon as possible.

But what can I do if the only certifier doesn't sign for me.

He wants me to continue to be his wife.

Then of course I said no.

He is not angry at such a big fairy, he smiled and pulled me not to let go, and said in a compromise that he would go to the concert with him.

He pays for tickets.

If you don't see it as a fool, I agree.

22

When I was a "Zhixian", I liked to participate in these things, but the older I got, the busier I was, and I was too lazy to do these things alone, and the later I participated, the less I participated.The last time I wanted to take advantage of his vacation to play, but halfway he was called to go to work by a phone call. I bought tickets and had to go, but I was arrested before I finished watching. I was held as a hostage for several days. , and finally got a box lunch, thinking about it makes me angry.

I don't know from what channel he got the VIP tickets in such a short period of time. The scale of this music festival is incredible. All the superstars in the world who came here are impeccable from strength to field control. Just look at me Yes, I wave my hand wherever people tell me to wave, just like a voice-activated light.

I was having fun when I saw this big brother next to me out of the corner of my eye.

When I watch other people perform on stage, he just looks at me and makes me feel hairy.

"What are you looking at me for? Watching a show."

"I just want to see you."

He talked like a pervert and smiled at me.

He lowered his head and raised it again, and something fell.

"I... I haven't seen you for a long time."

I said it's only eight days, please don't pretend to be affectionate with me here.

He hugged me tightly amidst the turmoil of fairies and ghosts, and called me a pig.

My eight days are his eight years.

23

I was already cold when he went to the hospital, my parents were crying beside me and scolded him, but even if he apologized for his death, I could only pack it up and bury him.

Later, he continued to do his job, fighting between life and death. Not long after sending the old people on both sides away, he was also seriously injured during a mission. Although he did not die, he changed his position and stopped going out. It was 45 years old when I got sick and retired.At first, I thought that he has no burden now, and he is given a lot of pension every month. If he has money and leisure, he can enjoy the rest of his life and engage in twilight love. In the end, he tied himself on the closet with a shoelace. It is easier and quicker to dislocate the spine directly than a painless abortion, simply.

I was so angry that I scolded my mother in front of the Qiankun mirror. If I had known that this big brother would come up in eight days, I would not have a monthly subscription. It made me waste 22 days of money.

Should I say it or not, at least half of the money for the Qiankun Mirror should be reimbursed to me.

But I can't tell him straight up, lest he feel good about himself, think he is very attractive, and get me.

24

"I thought... I'd never see you again."

These gods really have a lot of tricks. Obviously, a god doesn't need a heartbeat at all, but he still makes his heart thump and beat in my ears, making me upset.

"It's great that you're an immortal too. I'll send a pennant to the Immortal Office of Supporting Human Transcendence Tomorrow and hang it on the gate for him."

This is fucking embarrassing.

"What are you going to write on it?"

"It's better than the moon and the old man holding the red thread, and crossing the bridge of Ganhua magpie."

Speechless, I am speechless when I ask.

He hugged me so tightly that I could only pout my face and reason with him: "It's not impossible for you to express your feelings, can you sign for me first?"

My final report is really urgent.

25

In the end, he still refused to agree and insisted on marrying me first and then falling in love.

It's really fried chili blowing to the next door-spicy next door.

I really don't want to engage in this seven-shaped love with him, trying to reason with him.

"You are a Shangxian with a high professional title, and I am a little fairy who has not yet graduated; you have practiced Taoism for thousands of years, and I have practiced Taoism for thousands of years; your monthly income is one billion and eight thousand tons of spiritual stones, and I subsidize 930 spiritual stones a month... "

I was talking dry, but he said that he gave me ten mansions plus three spiritual veins as a dowry, which would be notarized at a notary office.

What else to say, my husband, let's go to the marriage contract quickly, if I die, you will die too.

26

I didn't want to join the membership so quickly, but he gave too much.

This is a long road to immortality, if you want to find a fairy to accompany you, you must find a rich one, hee hee.

My "Branch Immortal" project is finally over. This time the project is a complete success. The immortals are all handled by me and directly become my immortal partner. Who else dares to say that I am not outstanding!

I must be one of the three good immortal students this year, and I can get the Immortal World Scholarship.

I can't help feeling that I'm really a studious fairy. It's really touching that I still insist on learning, even though my husband can assign staffing work to the fairy couple only by relying on my husband's high position.

make a fist!

27

Taking advantage of the fairy gate's holiday, my husband took me down to earth for a honeymoon trip. As an immortal of his level, he can come and go freely. We have to work hard to grab tickets on the Xianyou app here. He directly opened a private The fairy machine went.

But now I am a family member, I can enjoy the blessings, hehe.

But when I got there, I couldn't stop laughing.

This crazy person, he actually took me to visit my grave.

28

"I think you're really a bit rebellious."

I looked at the sky in the distance, and my mood was rumbling like the dark clouds in the sky.

"There are so many places to go, you insist on bringing me here."

Please don't remind me of the past, I really haven't completely calmed down.

He was very blank, and was still carefully weeding and wiping the tombstone.Obviously a single immortal method can be done, but he insists on doing it, which shows that he is very sincere.Sure enough, he is an immortal, very good at acting.

He finished scanning and pulled me to sit down with him, still smiling.

"We're both in there."

I was stunned. I saw in the mirror of Qian Kun that he burped himself and went to find Xian aggressively. Dig up and put the two together.

"The one on the surface is empty." He told me that he had no reason to be buried with me, so he asked someone to put it together secretly, "We have been together since we were young, I know you are timid, and you are alone in the dark I'm afraid, no matter what happens, I have to come to accompany you."

The dark clouds on the other side of the sky had already started to rain, but the rising sun here had just emerged, and the sunlight made his face a little red, which seemed both ashamed and sad.

I asked him—

"If you do it all over again, will you still watch me die at that time?"

"I'm sorry." He thought for a long time and still said, "...I can't help it."

I stood up and startled him. He was afraid that I would get too angry, so he pulled me tightly.

I was expressionless for a while, then I couldn't help laughing and tiptoed to kiss his forehead.

I forget which year I saw an ancient idol drama in the mortal world. People in it said that kissing the forehead means-"I forgive you."

I actually understand that even if it happens again, he will still do the same thing.

Helpless, from the moment he put on that suit and stood in that position, this person cannot belong to me alone.

It's not that I am magnanimous, because I actually understand that although his identity has given up on me, he has never left me.

Shangxian Zhenggao was stunned by my kiss, and grabbed my hand in horror, fearing that if I ran away in anger and would leave again, what would happen if he couldn't find him.

The palm he held on to me was still hot, exactly the same as that time in my memory.

Forget it, who told me to love his ruthlessness?

Sunrise in the east, rain in the west,

There is no sunshine but there is sunshine.

endings.

Extra Story: The Eight Years He Left

In my life, I saved countless people from the hands of bandits, but I couldn't save my lover.

In my life, I saved countless people from the hands of bandits, but I couldn't save my lover.

Not only can I not save him, but I can only leave him alone when he dies.

He has such a squeamish temperament, he would want to wash his clothes eight hundred times even if his clothes were stained with oil on weekdays, his clothes were completely stained, with mud and blood stains, and there was no clean place at all, so he was sent to the ambulance move.

I really wanted to follow up and hold him in my arms desperately.But I can't do it. Obedience to orders is my bounden duty. The only thing I can do is to shake his hand like I did on the way home from school many years ago.

It's so cold, his blood seems to have flowed onto my body, so his hands have become very cold.

Like a snow, it will melt away in your hand.

He is my snow, drenched my hair white, and then dissipated in the spring.

What I do is to tie my head to the waist of my trousers. I am not afraid of death, and after he leaves, I am even less afraid.

I charged forward and opened my eyes from the gate of hell several times. Instead of feeling lucky, I felt regretful.

I never believe that there are ghosts and gods in this world. Once upon a time, he was too scared to wake up at night after watching a horror movie, and I would accompany him while laughing.But after he's gone, I hope there is.Because only in this way, I can barely comfort myself, maybe one day I can see him again.

Otherwise, he would be terrified if he stayed alone in that dark place.After he left me, I realized that I became a mother-in-law. I used to not like to hold an umbrella when it was windy or rainy, but I was worried when I saw it raining.

I panicked, it was raining so hard, what if he got wet?

But he was very ruthless, and it has been almost eight years since he left. During such a long time, he never came to see me in his dream.

I have dreamed of those wolves, tigers and leopards who died in my hands, and dreamed of the murder of the wronged soul, but I can never dream of him.

He's really stingy, it's just that he couldn't accompany him to a concert properly, how could he hide his temper from me for so long.

I have recently retired and stayed at home. My work unit allows me to enjoy the chic life in the future. I am only 45 years old. If there is no disease or disaster, I am afraid I can live a lot of days.

So when do I have to wait to be with him?

When will this day when you can't see the edge be the end?

To be loyal to the country and to be filial to my parents, I have already completed the task.

Now that I have taken off my military uniform, they say that I can find a new person to start a family, and I can import children while the sword is still young, and when I grow old, I will have grandchildren.

But, I just want to be with him.

I'm going to find him and apologize to him.

It's my fault, he has worked so hard for so many years.

It's my fault, I shouldn't put pigeons on every date.

It was my fault for leaving him pitifully underground.

I can promise him anything, as long as he is willing to see me again.

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"Of course the dead can be found, but the dead are not human, how do you want them to find out?"

I haven't cried since he left me for eight years, but when I saw him, I cried a lot.

He asked me why I was crying.

But I just want to hug him and carve him into my soul.Maybe it's been too long since I've said anything nice, and I was so embarrassed that I could only stutter to him.

"I... I haven't seen you for a long time."

He smiled and said, "It's only been eight days, please don't pretend to be affectionate with me here."

"Stupid pig." Seeing his heartless appearance, I hugged him even tighter, "One day in the sky and one year in the ground, your eight days are my eight years."

What's more, how can I tell him that before this moment, I thought my longing was an endless life sentence.

I'm so lucky.