[Comprehensive martial arts] The rivers and lakes of snake essence disease

Although Hua Tuan's martial arts are profound, she is not as good as Yan Nantian, a hero of the generation.Even if Yan Nantian wanted to, the bouquet would hardly hurt him at all.The two of them came and went back and forth in this narrow inn, and the fight was very lively.

"Ah~~" The bouquet was kicked and flew out.

"Fuck! How dare you kick the bouquet! Beware of those two brats trying to settle accounts with you!" Wan Chunliu was not afraid of big troubles when watching a play, and added fuel to the fire.

Seeing the smug smile on Wan Chunliu's face, Yan Nantian couldn't help but wryly smiled, and kicked out the bouquet close to him again, before saying, "Stop the bouquet! I'm your Grandpa Yan!"

"You are obviously my Grandma Yan!" Hua Zhi, who firmly remembered Grandpa Wan and Yan Nantian's unclear relationship, quickly retorted.

"..." Yan Nantian was silent, feeling a little dark and unhappy in his heart, whether this is good or not...

Hearing this, Wan Chunliu was very proud: "Ahaha, your grandpa is Gong! Gong!"

Although Hua Tuan really wanted to refute, "in this world, people who say they are offensive are often shou, so I always like to say that I am shou".But remembering that Grandpa Wan is a member of Yihua Palace after all, the short-sighted bouquet forcibly endured it, and said to Yan Nantian coldly: "Even if you like Grandpa Wan, I will not show mercy to you. You stole My brother deserves death!"

"Yes! He stole your brother! He's a bloody villain!" Wan Chunliu had long since forgotten the idea of ​​exposing that Huamanlou is not the brother of Huazhu, and only wanted to add trouble to Yan Nantian. After seeing Huamanlou, he said He said it all without thinking, "You see, your brother was blinded by him!"

Huazhu looked at his brother who was blindfolded with a white cloth, not to mention how distressed he was.My brother has been living in the dark for so many years. Even though he is optimistic by nature, he has developed the ability of listening to sounds and distinguishing objects.Brother's pain was caused by this scoundrel, how could he be soft-hearted, how could he forgive him! "Die!"

The angry bouquet rushed straight at Yan Nantian, using all her strength to incur death.Yan Nantian was afraid of hurting him, so he couldn't help but feel a little restrained.But after hearing Wan Chunliu's words, he felt helpless and sad in his heart.

After Yaoyue Lianxing left, he realized his love for Wan Chunliu, but Wan Chunliu's lump of elm has been reluctant to get out of it. Even if he expressed his heart sincerely, he thought it was a joke.Later, after many times, this idiot just thought that he was humiliating him, no matter what he did, he couldn't get his smiling face, and he used up the friendship of more than ten years... At this time, he realized that for him With such a fool, actions often speak louder than words.

But... since that night, that person has been hiding from him.Coupled with his unparalleled disguise technique, it is so difficult to find someone.

Seeing Wan Chunliu's smug smile when he saw his embarrassment, Yan Nantian finally sighed: "Forget it, I'm destined to fall on this idiot, so why should I struggle?"

Thinking about it, Yan Nantian poked the acupuncture point of the bouquet, and jumped to Wan Chunliu's side: "You want to run?" Holding Wan Chunliu tightly, he smiled heartily and continued, "If you run away, I can do it too." When I found you, do you still remember that Xiao Yuer and Jiang Yulang were once locked together by that love lock? I have asked someone to remake a pair of that love lock. If you run away this time, I will use it next time. This lock locks you and me. How?"

"..." Wan Chunliu was honest.

Yan Nantian smiled: "Since you're not running away, why not explain to us, what's the matter with this brother? I don't remember any brother in the flower bouquet."

Wan Chunliu looked at the sky and pretended to be dead.

Yan Nantian said: "It doesn't matter if you don't talk, if I push you, maybe you will do it. Tell me, I'll kiss you in front of everyone, how about it?"

Wan Chunliu was terrified: "Damn, don't scare me! That's what hooligans did, okay! You are Yannan Tianyan hero, wake up!!!" Three exclamation points are not enough to express Wan Chunliu's inner agitation , he stared at Yan Nantian stubbornly, for fear of missing an expression.

Yan Nantian smiled: "Of course I am Yan Nantian." Of course I can do such a thing.

Yan Nantian looked at Wan Chunliu with condensed and determined eyes, even with a hint of anticipation.

Wan Chunliu made an extremely useless move: "I framed you, the flower bouquet doesn't have a brother."

"Nonsense!" Bouquet's eyes turned red.Sure enough, there is some truth in what people in this world say, beauty makes people faint, and this kiss has bought off Grandpa Wan!

Wan Chunliu sat upright, and explained the matter very quickly, fearing that Yan Nantian would kiss him brazenly in the next second: "Huazhu, you are the only child and you can receive five yuan a month for the only child fee, of course this is not the case. The important point is that you are really an only child, you have no brother, no sister, no sister, no brother, you have nothing, and you are almost out of your mind. That sentence just now is my nonsense. I didn’t mean to hurt your young heart. You have a brother. It was I who gave you Xiao Yuer's father the idea, and I will not tell you. In summary, you are an only child!"

"Oh..." Huaju blinked and decided to hide the fact that she didn't understand, and nodded happily as if she understood.

Hua Manlou finally appeared on the stage: "Flower...I'm not your brother."

a bolt from the blue!

Bouquet feels like the world has abandoned him!

Oh, what a cruel and heartless world!

So he fainted happily, and when he fainted, nothing would happen, and he would disappear like a dream, especially a certain Grandma Yan who took advantage of my fainting to leave, so my master and I Not an only child!beep beep...

Shangguan Feiyan, who witnessed the whole process, said——damn, is there any heterosexuality in this world? Is it forcing my old lady to engage in Lily?But speaking of it, the person who can make the bouquet faint is so awesome, my mother decided that the idol is you!

Everyone who witnessed the whole process was paralyzed... What the hell happened in this world.

Shangguan Feiyan looked at the back of Hua Manlou leaving with the bouquet, and an inexplicable emotion suddenly rose in her heart: "Damn it, this little fairy can only be taken by men!" more important!

She said to Ximen Chuuxue: "Shall we continue on our way?"

At this moment, Sun Xiuqing brushed up his sense of presence: "I am willing to go together."

"...It's none of your business." Shangguan Feiyan was rude... She abandoned her goddess temperament and became rude... But she thought about it, men in this world are either frigid or gay, so it's okay to be rude It's nothing. [Cross out] Anyway, I don’t know when I will go to Lily_(:з」∠)_[Cross out]

Ximen Chuuxue looked at Shangguan Feiyan for a rare moment of kindness, then nodded: "En, let's go."

his sword

already

can't wait

Where there is Lu Xiaofeng

there is trouble

And he

can use blood

solve

those troubles

The author has something to say: O__O "...the last middle school is funny...

Well, thank you, Fallen Leaves Falling Landmine~~ Shangguan Feiyan, who is about to be ruined, will play for you! ~