twin angels

Chapter 18

The two MMs stared at each other completely, and the eyes of Yaoyao child turned white, and he almost passed out. (Khan, where are you thinking, people are shy.)

"Miss, miss, welcome to Hell Hotel." Suspected human beings came to their senses after being stunned by Piao Lingmei for N minutes, and said, "Please come in!"

"Oh... oh..." Resisting the fear in his heart, Piao Ling woke up Yaoyao beside him, and ran forward in three steps in two steps.

"It's so beautiful!" At this time, a certain animal continued to be in a state of nympho...

"Crack!" There was a crisp sound like a broken bone, and the two MMs slipped and fell to the ground.

Alien attack?Demon possessed?Could it be the legendary - Lily's wrath! (I will explain who this lily is later!)

"Crack!" The splinters of wood on the ground suddenly splashed, and two all-white men in white clothes, hats and shoes waved to them,

Ghost... ghost!

"Boom!" Two loud thunders sounded, Piao Ling and Yaoyao's eyes went blank, and they passed out completely on the ground.

This is the legendary Hell Hotel!

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Hell Hotel, as the name suggests, is a hotel like hell!

According to Comrade Tianling's thinking, it is to give full play to the favorable timing, location and harmony of people here, so that the guests who come here will have a different and extraordinary feeling!

The first is the combination of the right time and location, not only to choose the opening time in terms of time, but also to knock down the guests in terms of space!The opening time of Hell Hotel is set at midnight, and the space is originally located in the excellent area of ​​the left cemetery and the right cemetery, so that people can experience the true meaning of this hotel as soon as they come here!And coupled with the support of the little leather ball dogs, there will be midnight singing and early morning symphony from time to time... leading people into the magic world!

As for the signature waiter who appeared in an all-round way—Tianyao! (Dear readers, have you forgotten this person! There is a description of his appearance in the second section of Chapter 1, go and see for yourself!) As far as his door-god, tyrannosaurus-level image is concerned, just stop at the door, and the atmosphere As a backdrop, no matter whether you are a human or a ghost, let’s destroy your guts first. If Comrade Amen comes here one day, he will silently say amen three times in his heart.The image of Tianyao is pure natural and contains no preservatives. Only Tianling can find such a good material.

After going through many checkpoints, comrades who are lucky enough to enter the hotel will usually hear a "creak".why?Our Hell Hotel has a history of hundreds of years, and it has been in disrepair for a long time!As for the floor, I can only temporarily buy some low-quality wood planks for laying. Even the weight of an African refugee like Piao Ling is crushed. How many people can't step on the wood planks, but this effect is what you want!The consequence of that sound is to make people's hearts stagnate instantly!

Finally, it's time for our two protagonists to make their big appearances, Tianling and Tianling are all white!It looked very beatyful in the morning, but after the atmosphere package at night and the two big self-disguises, two S-level ghosts were born!The all-white design (except for the eyes), the pretty and silent appearance (Tianling and Tianling have lost weight recently, it is estimated that they are only more than 40 kilograms, and the floor is not broken!) Let it be in a short-circuit state The guests completely lost themselves, and this immersion in the fear will completely pull the guests into the "beautiful state"!

A few thunderclaps of "Boom" aggravated the atmosphere even more!

The sound of thunder is from the tape recorder, coupled with the broadcast of the amplifier. (Where did this amplifier come from... Readers, don’t mind this little thing!)

In this way, the legendary Hell Hotel was born.sweat!However, there are not many people who can really eat late at night here. Most of the money comes from the accommodation fees, medical expenses, and service fees of the comrades who fainted!But there are still people who are willing to be tortured like this. (--!)

Finally, there is the issue of publicity. In fact, as long as Comrade Tianyao stops by the entrance of the hotel, takes a picture, copies a few, and makes an advertisement, there will naturally be people.

Posting it on the wall, at least 90% of people think that there is a new horror movie starting...

The second method of publicity is to ask Comrade Tianyao to haunt the hotel in the middle of the night - it seems that the speed of one spread to ten, ten to hundreds... Afterwards, the legend about the evil spirit spread quickly, and of course, the hotel also branded itself because of this!Later, Comrade Tianyao was the leading actor in horror movies for N years.

This—this is the founding process of Hell Hotel—about 7 days.

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Thank you Yao Yao and Piao Ling for their friendly performances. Of course, their roles will be indispensable in the future!But the roles and abilities they play, everyone, think about it for yourself!Digging haha!

No.20 Three-hour robbery?

更新时间2007-6-169:07:00字数:3250

It is said that Piaoling MM and a certain LOLI demon (our unified title of Yaoyao.) walked into the legendary hell restaurant where gods emerge from their shells and ghosts destroy their souls.At this time, two objects suspected to be ghosts approached slowly.

Tianling used her ultra-high-speed pulse-shaped brain to sweep away the Piaoling MM in front of her, and her bright and bright eyes drifted across a certain map named Piaoling at a speed of X meters per second.

The first is a highway.Digging!Bright, clean and as white as the Antarctic continent.Let people have an urge to get in close contact with her!Tianling's vision express seems to be attracted by this straight runway.The legs have grown like this, but what about the body?

Next, insufficient data are omitted.No one will expose the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau (buttocks) and the Great Rift Valley (this...)!

Next is the valley (waist).This valley is flat and crunchy.Crunchy?That's right!Looking at the skin, there is definitely an urge to be bitten down!Of course not only crunchy, but also oily!It was an urge to skate with your hands.Still don't understand?To put it simply, it is the urge to put people's hands on it!Why do you know so much?Because the posture of Piao Ling falling down is too... In short, that appearance is definitely luring people to commit crimes!Of course our comrade Tianling is the first victim, no!Be the beneficiary!She seemed to "accidentally" lift off Piaoling MM's "a little bit" of clothes, if no one stops...then the legendary GL will appear.

Then (Tianling: I wiped my saliva) the legendary Mount Everest, how magnificent are the two Mount Everest standing tall! (Tian Ling: I sucked the nosebleed) Although a thin layer of clear gauze blocked her view, the spectacle of standing proudly could not conceal her. (someone in YY)

The last is the face, the villain is not talented, I really can’t come up with any words to describe the diverse terrain here, I can only use the simplest and simplest words to sum it up - the legendary beauty classification method - the peerless !

The upper rank is peerless!In the era when there were more such apes than humans, it was very difficult to find one!For example, the number of peerless beauties should be about the same as the number of South China tigers (there are more than 100 in existence, less than pandas!) Then the number of peerless beauties is about the same as that of earthlings who don’t know that Yaoyao is a LOLI demon. Of course, they are mentally ill. Patients, except for young children and certain special populations. (I believe everyone in the group agrees with me!) Probably not more than 10 people.By the way, I would like to mention the number of goddess-level beauties, which is about the same as the number of existing dinosaurs on the earth. It is still a question whether there are any, but fortunately, two appeared a few days ago.

The scan results are as follows:

Face: 95 points (Normal people score 100 points, but Tian Ling is used to seeing his brother.)

Chest: 100 points

Buttocks: The information is unknown, according to a professional estimate, the score is between 90-100.

Waist: 97 points

Others: 95 points

General Comment: Absolutely on time!

After some carpet plus azimuth scanning.Tian Ling was in a state of suspended animation for a short time, but at least he was used to seeing goddess-level people, so he immediately returned to normal after a short short circuit.And the short-circuit time of Tianling on the side is even shorter, only about 0.8 seconds!Tian Ling, who has slight narcissistic tendencies, looks in the mirror once a day, and it has been more or less 10 days, not to mention that he was used to seeing beauties before, and his resistance to beauties is 999+X!On the contrary, Tianling wanted to smash the mirror when he saw it because of his image problem.

"Brother, I got two more!" Tian Ling just woke up from the state of dementia, wiped his saliva, and then said: "It's the best."

"Boy, you think we are robbers!" Tianling slammed Tianling on the head and said angrily, "I don't know, some idiot came up with this messy idea, which made us like opening a Dragon Inn. Dozens of people have to be carried upstairs! Hurry up and clean up the battlefield! Maybe a few more will fall down at some point!"

"Cut!" Tianling shook his head, glanced at the Piaoling MM on the ground from time to time, thinking that this time he could make a lot of money, maybe he could take advantage of the timing, location, and harmony here to have a world-shattering, weeping ghosts and gods, Winning Romeo and Juliet, the love story of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai is mad! (I suspect that Tianling has watched too many soap operas recently.)

"Boom" is another heavy machine!

Hey!Who am I, Tianling?If I had known you would do this trick, I would have stuffed in my hat, N+X layers of super hair!I will not hurt D, dig haha!

Depend on!Damn kid, pretend I don't know!You have the record of crossing the river, and I have the method of tearing down the bridge!

Tian Ling's hand knocked to the side!Hello!Boy, I knew your end at the first glance

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