twin angels

really miss you. "

The Fifth Moment Plan NO.1

更新时间2007-6-1118:36:00字数：2614

The scorching sun in June is tormenting people, just as I am tormenting my brain cells at this time.

Option 1: Beat the elder brother unconscious, and then take him back for interrogation. (Looks like someone still doesn't believe that the old man is gone)

1. This plan is very difficult to fight.

2. What to do if someone reports the crime.

3. The opponent is my brother, a BOSS-level character, can I fight him for a few bones?

4. I don't seem to have beat my brother yet.

Conclusion: 1. The success rate of this program is 0%.The sacrifice rate is 50%. The disability rate is 50%.

2. It is suggested that suicide is faster.

Plan 2: Recruit troops and find a group of people to catch the old man.

1. Are you sure there is someone to help?

2. This looks like kidnapping.

3. It seems that this area is my brother's territory.

4. Shortage of funds.

Conclusion: ditto

Option 3: Bitter meat plan!Understand it with reason and move it with emotion.

1. We are brothers, twin brothers.

2. He even tested me as a guinea pig,

3. Cats will not cry to mice, and mice will not ask cats for help.

Conclusion: 1. One percent success rate.The sacrifice rate is 10 percent.The residual rate is 10%.

2. I do not have masochistic tendencies.

..........

It's really embarrassing for my 100CC brain capacity. I used up all the brain cells in the past 18 years. Unfortunately, after destroying the last noisy cell, my brain is still blank.

no way!I frantically grabbed my hat (someone was trying to grab their hair.) and started a self-abuse that lasted for N minutes. (Looks like someone just said no masochistic tendencies.)

A gust of wind blew, and the hat that had been destroyed by someone finally fell down on its own post.

A string of long hair fluttered in the wind, showing the appearance of a goddess of Tianling to the public.

quiet!Absolutely quiet!

At this time, I don't know how many passers-by came into close contact with the electric poles on the roadside, and I don't know how many people suffered from it, such as myocardial infarction, sudden heart attack, cerebral congestion, and severe hemorrhagic shock. . . . . .

Under the eyes of everyone, I dare not move, why?Only recently have I discovered that there are a lot of animals.Monkeys in the zoo, it turns out that you are so pitiful.

Another 10 minutes passed by.

Passerby A: "It's really a fairy descending to earth, a goddess reincarnated." (Tianling: "This guy can't pass the Chinese test in elementary school.")

Passerby B: "Miss, you are mine... I will..." (Tian Ling: "This one has written at least ten love letters, and has been rejected every time." Long: "It seems that you have experience in this area.”)

Passerby C: "..." (stunned) (Tianling: "Typical congenital dementia")

Among passers-by who had nosebleeds, this one seemed to be the one that suffered from severe hemorrhagic shock just now. (Tian Ling: "Where did he think?" (—.—) Convex)

Passerby Wu (female): "This little slut." (Tian Ling: "Climacteric syndrome.")

A passer-by (female) is staring at someone. (Tian Ling: "To paraphrase a great philosopher, a jealous woman is more terrifying than a desperate man.")

. . . . . .

correct!Beauty trap!

I had a flash of inspiration, why didn't I think of it?Since my brother likes MM, then use MM to seduce him, I have to make good use of my own conditions.Know yourself and the enemy, and you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles!

OK!Make a plan, implement it!

NO.1, dress yourself as a woman first - look for a clothing store.

I headed straight ahead, well ahead of the crowd, put on my hat by the way—it was easier to move, and headed for the mall.

The target is of course the XX shopping mall that my brother went to. Based on past experience, I can't get out of shopping with girls for less than two hours.

=.=+Clothing store!found it!

As soon as I arrived in front of the clothing store, all of a sudden, everyone around me stared at me, no!I'm obviously faking it!It shouldn't be that noticeable.

murderous look!Such a strong murderous intent!

Why does it feel like this store is still an underwear store.

. . . . . . . .

"Ah! Abnormal!" Suddenly a large ancient reptile roared at me.

Oops!I forgot it was still menswear, this. . .This seems to be a forbidden area for boys.

What followed was the "burning eyes and mysterious light" of middle-aged women.

cold!Why is it still so cold in June!

Crack, a chair fell from the sky.subsequently. . . . . (Just imagine Tiannv Scattering Flowers.)

Fortunately, I have practiced martial arts (Han: You are wrong, you were trained by martial arts. It seems that you are Tianling's special sandbag.)

I dodged left and right, and drove forward and back.

Why?Why did it stop again?

No way!Hat, why did you go on strike again without authorization? (Han: "You're a bitch!")

quiet!It fell silent again.

Burning Eye Xuanguang instantly became N times stronger.

(A certain philosopher: "At this moment, you should dedicate yourself to the truth! Prove what I said that a jealous woman is more terrible than a desperate man")

horrible!Why do I feel like the end of the world is here.

Still 10 minutes.

Under the eyes of all the girls, I almost fainted.I don't object to beautiful women looking at me, yes. . . .The quality can be here. . . .I will be cold first.

this. . . .Could this be the legendary spiritual assault, killing people invisible.

"Miss, do you want to buy clothes?" The first person to respond was a class-leading salesperson.Sure enough, beauty is directly proportional to IQ. (This statement only represents Tianling's personal opinion, so don't ask me if you have any opinions.)

"En... En..." Touched by ing, thank you beautiful MM.After all, it's my first time here and I'm a little shy. (Han: "If it's not the first time, then you are BT.")

"Seeing that Miss has such a good figure, this one must be suitable for you." The salesman began to introduce it.

Why do I feel that I am a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.

"Just give me one, the most important thing is that it's cheap." Please don't strike up a conversation with me, boss, I don't have money.

"As far as the lady's appearance and figure are concerned, it should be more suitable for elegance."

"Anything will do."

"How can you be casual? Just you, miss..."

. . . . . . . (I haven’t gone shopping for six years, I really don’t know how to write)

After a lot of searching, I finally found the cheapest one.Hard. . . .It's a pity that my 90RMB just flew away (someone hasn't found out that I was extorted) for my living expenses.Little brother, you see, I not only spent money, but even betrayed my appearance for you, come back soon!

He untied the straps on his body, revealing two little white rabbits, and now there is no chance if he doesn't touch them.Occasionally swallow the saliva, and occasionally inhale the nosebleeds.

There was a strange laugh in the locker room, and all the girls were cold.

Because I was afraid of excessive blood loss, I used the method of dressing with eyes closed again, and after changing into women's clothes, I was amazed again.

After walking out of the clothing store, a group of people suddenly rushed over after only a few steps.

front, that. . . .That's old man.

I rushed over with a stride.

Plan NO. 2 on.

"Xiao Ling, I miss you so much." (vomit one first)

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At this time, it seemed that Tian Ling had forgotten about the transformation, so he didn't care.

The "duel" between the "brothers" in the sixth moment

更新时间2007-6-1118:44:00字数：2598

The shopping mall, where everyone was grinding their teeth, suddenly fell silent, only the sound of rapid breathing remained.Everyone stared straight ahead like a hungry tiger pouncing on its food, and a strong killing intent burst out, anger, disappointment, and resentment. . . .Numerous different expressions hung horizontally on people's faces.

It turns out that grudge is practiced in this way.

Tianling caught me who was flying towards me with excitement, surprise and depression on his face. . . . .Looks like a master face changer.

"You...you...you...are you?" It turned out that when the elder brother was also shy, he was suddenly too shy to speak.

"Me! Have you forgotten?" I smiled at him and hugged him with both hands.

In the eyes of everyone, how ambiguous this posture is, how ambiguous it is.

It's this effect.

Look at my murderous aura enhancement method!Murderous enhancement program started!As the saying goes, attacking the city is the bottom, and attacking the heart is the top.

The pure face like a water lily suddenly leaned towards Tianling, and a wicked smile hung on Tianling's face.The body as light as a fallen leaf completely leaned against Tian Ling's arms.

Are you sure this is my brother taking advantage of me?It seems that his skin is so tender and smooth, and he is happy. (Looks like your elder brother just transformed. Did you forget that he was a man—once)

The huge murderous aura flooded Tianling like a tide.Countless murderous eyes gathered in the blur.

Can it be described only by the word horror?

At this time Tianling's heart seemed to be entangled, just like being stabbed by countless knives.what to do?One hundred thousand whys flashed in Tianling's mind.

"You..." Xiaomeng's murderous aura seemed to be the greatest, and her two blood-red eyes slashed at the two of them with a strong murderous aura.A palm like a thunderbolt came towards Tianling.

With a beautiful woman in his arms, how could Tianling not care about it.Turning around like the wind, dodging Xiaomeng's attack sideways.By the way, he also glanced at the beauty in his arms.

"Hmph" A jealous woman is more terrifying than a reckless man!Today I deeply realized this point, Xiaomeng's continuous attacks made Tianling a little overwhelmed.

this. . .This strength is too terrifying.

Just like that, Tianling looked at the beautiful woman in his arms for N minutes, and suddenly his face sank deeply, shit!No!bro!You fuck me!Although it feels good, but holding a "male" person, vomit!

what to do!boy wait