Urban Oddities: Soul Contract
Chapter 35 The Terminator
Huo Minghai watched it with relish, and found a few people in suits in a steamed stuffed bun shop. Looking back, a group of people in green military uniforms were drinking in the restaurant, and there were also people in Republic of China costumes. , cheongsam, T-shirt...
"Haha, it's very interesting, isn't it? This painting is about the underworld." The silver bell-like laughter sounded, and the young woman stood aside at some point, "Little handsome guy, he looks very familiar?"
"Well, a new order has been accepted."
"Sent to the underworld?"
Huo Minghai nodded.
The woman checked the package, hooked her hands, and asked Huo Minghai to follow her.
There is no fork in the corridor, and it ends after a few turns. At the end is a huge bronze door. The woman sits at the desk by the door and calls him to come and register.
"This, you can't bring it in." She pointed to Huo Minghai's backpack.
After the big spider was put down, it stretched out its claws to hook Huo Minghai.
The woman touched it and said with a smile: "He has a pass, are you still afraid that something will happen to him?" Handed Huo Minghai something, "Hold this well, don't lose it."
"This is……"
"Passport." She pointed to a line of writing.
Up and down, unimpeded passage, and then a signature of Hades.
Huo Minghai is embarrassed.
He thought it was the size of an ID card, but he didn't expect...
What's up with this thing that looks like an Oxford dictionary? !
Various rules and regulations are densely written in black letters on a white background, and it is packed with hundreds of pages. The hardcover hardcover is simply a bedtime book!
"By the way, do you know how to get there?" the woman asked.
Huo Minghai was stunned for a moment, he really didn't know how to get to the Palace of the King of Hell.
"Hey, map, do you want to buy a copy?" Pointing to the price.
Huo Minghai: "..."
"It's a long way from the underworld to see a road sign. A road has diverged, and it won't take a long time to go back."
Trembling, Huo Minghai handed her a hundred-yuan bill, and the woman handed him the map and a 50-yuan coin.
Gollum...
Huo Minghai's stomach made a fuss.
"Are you hungry?" The woman took out a bag of cakes, pointed to the price on it, and said everything without saying a word.
Huo Minghai's saliva was almost drooling, he secretly pinched his thigh, stiffened his neck and said, "I'm not hungry!"
Gululu... my stomach protested.
"How about this, you bring me something for mom, and this bag of cakes will be given to you!" The woman took out a bag of hawthorn tea and candied fruit from the drawer and handed it to Huo Minghai.
Sumu's signature hawthorn product, she wants her mother to try it.
"Your mother is...?"
"You will meet." The woman giggled, "My mother cooks soup by the Naihe Bridge. Everyone calls her Po Meng."
Ma Mian was looking for his lost soul on Huangquan Road. He took it well with him, but he met an old friend and talked a little longer. When he turned around, he found that the soul was gone.
"Damn! Where did he go?!" Ma Mian was so anxious that he turned around in a circle and found a strange little brother in the distance.
Ma Mian shouted aggressively: "Who?!"
The little boy who was eating the cake was yelled at by the horse face, he couldn't hold the cake firmly, and the cake fell to the ground. He hid behind Huo Minghai with his mouth flattened, and looked at the horse face with tears in his eyes.
When Ma Mian saw the little boy, a smile immediately appeared on his face: "Hehe, don't cry, go home with uncle."
As he spoke, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it over.
Huo Minghai: "...is it bad for children to smoke?"
"This is a kind of lollipop! Although there is no ball, the stick is also made of sugar!" Ma Mian squinted his eyes and scanned the handsome boy, "It's so cute, what are you here for?"
"Delivery by courier."
"What about the documents?"
Huo Minghai took out his passport and work card to show him, and Ma Mian snorted, patted the things back in Huo Minghai's hand, bent down and continued to sell to the little boy: "It's delicious."
The little boy clings to Huo Minghai and refuses to follow the horse face.
Huo Minghai is a gentle big brother, he is in the same group as Yan Shi, not only sent him home, but also gave him cake, the little boy turned his face away, hum, don't go with the scary strange sorghum!
"He's afraid of you."
"..." Ma Mian tried his best to force out a soft smile, which made the little boy almost cry out in fright.
"Take off the mask." Huo Minghai couldn't help but suggest, "That face is really weird, if you walk on the street at night, it won't be surprising if you don't scare people out of heart disease."
Ma Mian: "...naturally born."
Huo Minghai: "..."
On the way, Huo Minghai could almost hear the sound of someone's glass heart breaking, someone followed behind silently with a small cake in his mouth, glass shards paved the way, no matter how Huo Minghai coaxed him, he just ignored him.
"Hey, don't be angry." Passed a small cake.
Ma Mian swallowed it in one gulp, and said, "I have a big mouth, don't mind."
"..." Handed over the remaining half bag of candied fruit.
After tasting the horse noodles, the old man confiscated the bag unceremoniously.
There was a fork in the road ahead, Huo Minghai took out the map to check, a coachman passed by, yelling and asking him if he could take a ride.
"No match!" Ma Mian growled angrily.
The coachman was frightened and ran away.
Ma Mian hehe: "Look, I'm scared away."
Huo Minghai: "...I was wrong."
"This way." Ma Mian took the lead on a fork in the road.
"Uh, I'm going to the Palace of the King of Hades..."
"Me too!" Ma Mian pointed at the little boy, "If he hadn't gotten lost, we would have passed by long ago!"
"Where's Mommy?" The little boy tugged at Huo Minghai's sleeve.
"Your mommy is waiting for you in the Palace of Hades." Ma Mian forced a smile, and the little boy was about to cry again.
"That's great, I'll see Mommy soon." Huo Minghai picked up the little boy and followed behind Ma Mian.
The mother and son in Lushui Village are finally going to register to cross the bridge.
The little boy was flipping through the map while eating the cake.
"Do you understand?"
The little boy shook his head: "There are many words I don't know."
"Study hard in the next life, and try to get into a good university." Ma Mian stretched out his hand to Huo Minghai, "Cake."
Naihe Bridge is near Huangquan Road. A middle-aged woman with her hair in a bun is scooping soup. There is a long line of people crossing the bridge. The souls who have drunk the soup float on the bridge. There is a cloud of gray fog on the bridge. The soul went farther and farther, and finally disappeared completely in the thick fog.
When a few souls crossed the bridge, they walked up to an earthen platform and didn't know what to look at. In the end, they drank the soup crying, and the soup entered their throats. Their expressions became blank, and they never looked back when they got on the bridge.
"The earthen platform beside the bridge is called Wangxiang Terrace. From the high platform, you can overlook the human world, and those who cross the bridge can see their family members for the last time on Wangxiang Terrace." After eating a bag of cakes, Ma Mian felt better, and patted the boulder beside him. "This is the Sansheng Stone! Only in the underworld!"
Those guys in the fairy world always want to move the stone to them, but Hades won't give it to them.
Huo Minghai touched it, and it felt the same as a stone in the world, except that the three characters "Sanshengshi" were engraved on it.
If it is a special place, there is only a black mark on the big rock that was burned by cigarette butts.
Needless to say, it is of course the masterpiece of Zheng Chuanchuan.
Po Meng was very happy when she received her daughter's gift, and gave some horse noodles. Before they left, Po Meng suddenly grabbed Huo Minghai and said his name.
Huo Minghai's mother's name.
"She doesn't have much time, if you see her, you have to persuade her." Granny Meng urged.
Du Jiajun was reading newspapers in his office.
Officer Zhang made coffee and gave him a cup.
Du Jiajun is the first prisoner to bring an Iphone back to prison.
Even if there is no internet, no signal, the mobile phone is always in your hand when you are in prison, and you will run all the way to charge it when you play until the battery runs out. What a loyal die-hard fan!
"Jobs will be very touched." Officer Zhang lit a cigarette, and Du Jiajun also wanted one. The two smokers were puffing in the small office.
"Are you new here?" Du Jiajun asked.
"No, the one on duty." Officer Zhang smiled.
"Where's the original guard?"
"I was injured by the prisoner and went to the hospital."
"Oh……"
"You are so powerful, you actually got the power core."
Niutou Mamian loves gossip, and is a well-known loudspeaker in the underworld. Of course they know about Du Jiajun. If they know it, it means that the whole underworld knows.
Du Jiajun contributed a lot to the underworld being able to use electricity. No wonder Hades is so happy.
"It's just to perform the task. In fact, the fortune teller has already arrived."
"This power core...isn't like an ordinary stone."
"Then what do you think it is?"
Officer Zhang was silent for a while, then said, "I think it's a bit like something from another planet... Hehe, don't laugh at me, the earth doesn't have this kind of substance, so I can only think about galaxies outside the sky."
Du Jiajun raised an eyebrow, unable to deny it.
It will take some time for the mobile phone to charge, and the two chatted idlely. Officer Zhang's reasoning ability is extremely strong. In the story of the village, Du Jiajun lamented that there are heavens and people outside the sky, and there are people outside the sky, and the underworld really caught a big smart baby.
When the two were happily telling stories to each other in the room, Huo Minghai was in the Palace of the King of Hades. The judge signed for the two packages and sent him out in person.
The proprietress led the little boy and bowed deeply to Huo Minghai.
This meeting may be the last time.
"Don't worry, they will have a good result, and they will still be human in their next life." The judge opened the door, and a driver outside the door looked at them with bright eyes.
Of course Huo Minghai would not just leave like this. He asked the judge where Du Jiajun was, and said that there was a package to be sent there.
"Du Jiajun, he is at the bottom of hell."
"Huh, hell?"
"The prison in the underworld is called hell for short, but the underworld in the West is also called hell." The judge spread his hands, "The culture is different, but do you really want to go there?"
"Well, give me something."
The route to the prison is not marked on the map.
Du Jiajun and Huo Minghai are both in the same company, and they work under the nose of Hades. The judge is not worried at all, but he has not been in prison for a long time, let alone the bottom of the prison. When he was trying to remember the route, the driver yelled : "I will go, do you want to take a car?"
It's good to have a car, of course!
The judge stared at the coachman: Don't try to meet him face to face, cheat him!
The coachman winked: How dare I dare, do you think I look like that kind of person?
The judge curled his lips: It looks accurate!Is there still less money you cheated on me?
The coachman smiled and patted the back seat, beckoning Xiao Shengrou to get on the car.
Little Raw Meat: "How much?"
The coachman said mysteriously: "Oh, little brother, are you still afraid that uncle will cheat you? I have worked here for hundreds of years, who doesn't recognize me!"
The judge snorted coldly.
Xiao Shengrou rummaged through his wallet, leaving some scattered banknotes and a 50-yuan Ming coin.
The coachman glanced at it: "Only accept coins."
Xiao Shengrou handed him the coin, and the driver happily accepted it: "Take it as a deposit, which department are you from?"
"Tianditong Express."
"Oh, just keep the remaining money in the company's account! It also saves the reimbursement procedures!" The driver's few words made Xiao Shengrou faint. Of course the driver would not give him a chance to think, and shouted, " Sit tight!" Pulling the car, he started to run.
Several guards limped back to the office on crutches.
Lu Fang hurried up to meet him, worried: "Discharged from the hospital? Are you okay?"
Guard A with a bruised nose and swollen face: "Okay! Of course!"
"The whole body is about to be remodeled, it can't be better!" Guard B gritted his teeth, thinking about how to torment the few prisoners who injured them.
Guard C clutched his leg: "Hiss—"
Officer Zhang happened to bring Du Jiajun out, and when he saw them coming back, he said to Lu Fang, "Call work!"
Du Jiajun's mobile phone was charged, he was happy, humming a little song, and when he passed by the guard ABC, he couldn't help but look at it a few more times.
The guard ABC looked at the ceiling with the same expression.
"It's not a serious injury, tsk tsk, look at this bandage, the mummy will cry when he sees it." Officer Zhang joked.
Guard ABC usually likes to play small tricks to bully the prisoners, and he deserves the beating.
What they bullied were weak little shrimps. As for Du Jiajun, a big shark, they didn't have the guts to touch it.
Not long after Du Jiajun and Officer Zhang left, a young courier came in.
"I want to find Du Jiajun."
Guard A: "Du Jiajun?"
Guard B: "That's the one who brought back the power core."
Guard C: "Hiss—"
Guard A, with a cigarette in his mouth, leaned in front of Huo Minghai with an angry face, looked at him again and again, and grinned: "Little brother is a human being? Look at your uniform, you are in the same company as Du Jiajun?"
Guard B sat on the side rubbing his toes: "You look for him, you are really not afraid of death, do you know who he is?"
Huo Minghai was stunned: "What happened to him?"
Guard A: "He is a serious prisoner here. He has been imprisoned here for hundreds of years, and then sent to the human world for labor reform!" He said, focusing heavily on the LOGO on Huo Minghai's clothes with his fingers.
Guard B: "Du Jiajun is his name in the world. We call him General Du here. He was a general outside the Great Wall. He participated in countless battles. By the way, do you know about the massacre of the city? The number of people who died in his hands is even more countless." Qing, the underworld will be overcrowded at that time, I advise you to go back to the human world and live a happy life."
Huo Minghai loosened his clenched fists, trying to calm himself down: "Where is he?"
Guard B played with his leg hair, and nuzzled his chin: "I heard that he is near the Huangquan Waterfall, go straight out, you can find it yourself."
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☆、Special episode 3 "How to sign for the package"
Episode 3 "How to sign for the package"
"Look, human." One ghost tugged at the other.
"Oh, really."
It is so strange that there are humans coming to such a place!
The two troubled brothers followed secretly.
There is no sunlight in the prison, let alone street lights, and it is dark everywhere, all illuminated by some glowing moss. Huo Minghai found a big glowing mushroom, and when he got closer, it turned out that the mushroom was covered with moss.
"This little brother is pretty smart. He uses mushrooms as lanterns."
The gilded words on the pass reflected light, dazzled the two ghosts for a while.
The two ghosts began to discuss how to get the pass away. It was rare for humans to come in, so of course they had to be bullied.
After discussing and discussing, Huo Minghai has gone far away, and they haven't reached a conclusion yet.
"Knock him over, and the passport will be out of your hands!" The third ghost lurking in the darkness couldn't stand it any longer.
"Smart!" The two ghosts gave a thumbs up.
"Who will hit it?" The fourth ghost hung its head from the tree.
"Whoever proposes it will go for it," said the third ghost.
The brothers and sisters nodded: "Let's go! One by one! Catch him off guard!"
Huangquan Waterfall is one of the wonders of the underworld. It pours down from a tributary of the River of Forgetfulness and falls vertically into the bottom of the underworld. The water pressure is extremely strong. As a natural exit connecting the prison and the underworld, no prisoner has ever dared to escape against the current.
Huo Minghai heard the sound of thundering water from a distance, pushed away the weeds, and a big cliff appeared in front of him, a long waterfall fell from the sky, and the water flow formed a large deep pool. Huo Minghai put the mushroom aside, Hold up the water and look carefully.
He originally thought that Huangquan Waterfall should be yellow, but he didn't expect it to be so clear, the moss on the bottom of the water was shining, and the lake was like a fairyland, and there were groups of small fish swimming over, curiously looking towards Huo Minghai, as if looking at it he.
Huo Minghai washed his face with water, it was clean and refreshed, he put his fingers into the water, and the little fish came around and pecked lightly.
If only I could take a shower in it...
Pfft!Pfft!
The water splashed up, and the two troubled brothers had stripped naked and jumped into the lake, forgetting about the sneak attack on humans.
The two ghosts had a great time playing with the water, and after a while, they remembered a certain human who was hanging aside to dry.
"Oh, I forgot about the important things." I patted my head.
"Drag him into the water."
"It makes sense...hey, won't you come down?"
Huo Minghai was watching happily, when he saw them talking to him suddenly, he couldn't help being stunned, and quickly said that he couldn't swim.
"You don't need to swim, just sink to the bottom."
"I can't sink, we will help you!"
The two ghosts laughed.
Huo Minghai: 囧.
"Hi, handsome guy." A coquettish female ghost covered in perfume sat next to Huo Minghai and winked at him, "Handsome guy looks so fresh, new here?"
"He's not dead yet!" reminded the ghost hanging on the tree.
"Brother, do you want to come and play with my family?" She twirled her fingers on Huo Minghai's chest, "My family will teach you some...happy things...hehe."
Two ghosts in the water: "Bah!"
"Shut up!" the female ghost glared angrily.
Huo Minghai has absolutely no experience in dealing with this kind of scene. The female ghost's big chest was stuck on his arm. She looked calm, but Huo Minghai blushed with shame, and moved to the side uncomfortably. The female ghost has so much knowledge, Seeing at a glance that Xiaoshengrou probably hadn't even touched the girl's hand, she pursed her lips and smiled. In her heart, Xiaoshengrou had quickly escalated into Xiaotenderrou!
The passport that was put aside was secretly kicked away by her.
"Brother, you don't take a bath, and you didn't come to see my slave, so what are you doing here?" Taking advantage of Huo Minghai's inattention, the female ghost imprinted a red lip on his face.
"I...I'm here to deliver the package..."
"Oh? Is it for my servant?" The female ghost lightly bit Huo Minghai's hot earlobe, thinking about how to push down and eat the delicious tender meat.
Just thinking about that scene, the female ghost felt that she was about to lose control.
"Du Jiajun's."
There was silence all around, and N pairs of eyes stared at him.
Damn, what's the situation? !
Huo Minghai was beating drums in his heart.
Also beating the drums were the ghosts watching.
"You know him well?"
Well, colleague, a few words came to my lips, and it became: "Well, friend."
The cold wind blew the female ghost's long hair, and she silently looked at the two ghosts in the water.
You're done, you're done, tut tut!The two ghosts made mouth shapes while pointing behind her.
A man in military uniform stood behind at some point, staring at her almost like ice shards.
"It's a good thing I didn't make a move." One ghost said to the other ghost.
"Fortunately, I'm going to take a shower." Another ghost patted his chest.
The female ghost escaped, and the rest of the ghosts lay in ambush in the woods to watch.
Du Jiajun dipped his hand into the lake to get wet, and wiped it gently on Huo Minghai's face. The female ghost didn't know what brand of lipstick she used, it looked like paint, and it was waterproof!
Huo Minghai touched his face and said forget it, just go back and brush it with facial cleanser.
"Matte?"
"Milk is tender and white."
Du Jiajun hummed: "Should use sandpaper to clean it!"
The two looked at each other, and Huo Minghai was the first to laugh out loud. Du Jiajun was dressed as if he had escaped halfway through filming, and changed his look from head to toe. When he first saw him, Huo Minghai almost couldn't recognize him.
The braids hanging by the ears were decorated with exquisite clasps. Huo Minghai played with them for a while, then tugged gently.
"pain."
"So it's true?"
"You think you can turn on the light by pulling it?"
"Is not it?"
"Could it be?" Du Jiajun brushed his long hair and said with a smile, "Would it be a girl?"
"No mother, it's fair."
Du Jiajun: "...very aggressive?"
Huo Minghai smiled and said, "It means handsome."
"Well, very handsome Gong." Du Jiajun admitted.
The lip marks on his face were too glaring, so Du Jiajun wiped them again, moved his fingers to his ears, and found that there were also lip marks on the earlobe.
The female ghost was a powerful character before she was alive. She was known for her love of tossing around, wandering among dozens of rich people, causing them to commit suicide, and ruining their fortunes. Yes, she lived well in prison, and often ran down from the upper prison to take a shower, but met the handsome little raw meat.
In her career of misfortune, the most failure was that she didn't recognize that her little raw meat was Du Jiajun's little apple.
"Hold it well, don't lose it." Du Jiajun picked up the pass and stuffed it into Huo Minghai's arms, looked at him for a while, and asked, "Where's my package?"
Huo Minghai handed him a courier slip.
Sender: Huo Minghai.Recipient: Du Jiajun.
Du Jiajun was curious, Huo Minghai was empty-handed, except for the big mushroom next to him, there was only a thick pass that looked like a package all over his body, what else was there for himself?Just as he was thinking about it, Huo Minghai stuck the courier slip on himself.
Du Jiajun was stunned.
"Either? Sign for receipt, accept seven days no reason to return and exchange, but no free shipping, dear."
A pen was handed to him.
Du Jiajun didn't answer.
Huo Minghai suddenly felt a little stupid. Du Jiajun had lived for hundreds of years and was still a general outside the Great Wall. During his military career, he must have had many wives and concubines. Maybe his promise to him was just a casual talk.
Huo Minghai put away the pen and got up to leave.
Du Jiajun reached out and grabbed him.
"I want it!" He bit his finger, printed a bloody fingerprint on the receipt column, and solemnly promised, "Never return the product, and never exchange it!"
"Also give a five-star praise."
"Definitely five-star praise!" Du Jiajun hugged Huo Minghai into his arms, and whispered in his ear, "You are my first store, if you don't give five-star, who else can I give it to?"
"The first... shopkeeper?"
Du Jiajun supported Huo Minghai's shoulder, looked into his eyes and smiled, "I'm still a bitch."
Huo Minghai's eyes darkened. When Du Jiajun kissed him, his mind was still buzzing with the other party's words.
——I'm still a bitch.
It means... can he become Du Jiajun's first boyfriend?
Soon, Du Jiajun's criminal (offensive) career was ruined by his first boyfriend.
Of course, this is a follow-up.
During the one-day trip to the underworld, Huo Minghai brought back two things.
A bag of fresh yellow spring fruit, which Du Jiajun took him to pick.
On the tributary of the River of Forgetfulness, there is a huge Huangquan tree. The small fruits on the tree are crystal clear like yellow agates. A group of little ghosts shake the tree, and the fruits fall down.
The two picked and ate them under the tree. The sweet and sour orange flavor was juicy and fresh. Du Jiajun packed a bag for him.
"Ming Hai, wait for me to come back."
But he is a serious criminal. Although he has an amnesty from the King of Hades, if he wants to return to the world, will the King of Hades agree?
"It's okay, I have a solution." Du Jiajun patted Huo Minghai's head.
Huo Minghai didn't know that Du Jiajun's reincarnation would be in a few days.
After waiting for hundreds of years, Du Jiajun finally gave up this opportunity that everyone envied.
But he doesn't regret it.
Who told him not to let go of his little apple?
In addition to Huangquan fruit, there is also a big mushroom. When brought under the light, Huo Minghai can clearly see the colorful colors on the mushroom, as if the palette has been spilled upside down. The woman guarding the ghost gate said that this stuff is delicious for making soup, but Huo Minghai didn't even dare to touch it anymore, so Su Mu took in the disliked big mushroom and planted it in the company's back garden. The arrival of the big mushroom saved the company's street lamps and saved a fortune. Before I had time to be happy, a paper bill appeared on the desk.
The coachman runs errands, does real physical work, and the receipts are all written by hand. There are a lot of talents in the prefecture and a lot of money.
The judge didn't notice, and with a wave of his hand, Huo Minghai's business trip fare receipt was delivered to Zhong Kui's desk, making him bother him.
Zhong Kui looked at the endless Ling, and suddenly felt a mouthful of blood in his throat, and without breathing, he was carried into... the treatment room of Tiandi Pharmaceutical.
Miss Xiaohua said that her own people should take the initiative to contribute to her own family (Tiandi Pharmaceutical is short of experimental subjects), Manager Zhong Kui has a strong physique (faints when fainted), and is overworked (shocked into internal injuries), Tiandi Pharmaceutical Company happens to have a treatment plan (It’s a pity that no one is willing to try it.) It’s the best thing to let Manager Zhong Kui go (to catch the wrong guy). Let’s pray to Manager Zhong Kui and hope that he will recover soon (I hope that group of research madmen will not make Zhong Kui too obvious. ).
Huo Minghai didn't know that he had met the darkest driver of the pit king in the underworld. He still thought that the lady in the car was simple and honest, and she was very kind. He was afraid that he would not have a car on the way back, so he waited at the entrance of the prison. House, but also to take his car.
A gust of cold wind blew by, and Huo Minghai opened his eyes.
As far as he could see was a fog, he knew that he was dreaming again.
"Jiajun? Where are you?"
Huo Minghai walked blankly, surrounded by a vast expanse of whiteness. He reached out his hand, but there was nothing in the mist, and there was no village or store in front of him. Du Jiajun asked him to meet him at the Sansheng Stone after he fell asleep, but in which direction is the Sansheng Stone?
"If you can't find me, I will find you too." That's what Du Jiajun said at the time.
Huo Minghai groped forward, a little scared in his heart, he didn't know if he could meet Du Jiajun in his current dream.
In the dense fog, eager footsteps sounded.
"Who?"
Huo Minghai took a step back vigilantly, stretched out a hand from the thick fog, and grabbed him tightly.
"Ming Hai, it's me." Du Jiajun walked out of the thick fog and came to him.
The two walked hand in hand for a while, the fog gradually thinned, and when they walked out of Huangquan Road, their vision finally became clear.
The Sansheng Stone is still on the edge of the Naihe Bridge, but Po Meng is not there. Instead, there is an old woman with white hair standing there.
"Mom!" Huo Minghai had a sore nose, and was about to run over, but was stopped by Du Jiajun.
"Ming Hai, don't touch her." Du Jiajun said softly.
"why?"
"She's already very weak..." Du Jiajun didn't continue, the trembling in his hands told him that Huo Minghai had already found out.
The mother is only a phantom. If you look carefully, you can see the bridge behind her.
She could no longer condense into a solid body.
Dou Da's tears rolled down, Huo Minghai covered his mouth to prevent himself from crying.
Du Jiajun stood next to the Sansheng Stone, knelt down on the ground with his knees bent, and kowtowed deeply to her. When he raised his head again, the sonorous oath resounded everywhere.
"Sanshengshi testifies that I, Ashinadu, am willing to take care of Huo Minghai. Whether it is good times or bad times, rich or poor, healthy or sick, happy or sad, I will always love him, cherish him, and be faithful to him forever. Far."
The vow of marriage, in Du Jiajun's words, is extremely firm.
He kowtowed deeply again: "I, Ashinadu, will stick to today's oath, and I will definitely be able to stick to today's oath!"
The mother looked at the man kneeling on the ground indifferently, and moved her gaze to Huo Minghai.
Huo Minghai was speechless, he knelt down beside Du Jiajun, and kowtowed to his mother.
Tears rolled down drop by drop, forming small puddles on the ground.
He felt his mother walking towards them, a light wind covered his head, it was his mother touching their heads with her hands.
"Mom." Du Jiajun called out.
"Mom..." Huo Minghai raised his head with tears in his eyes, wanting to take another good look at her, but at this moment, the sound of the alarm clock rang in his ears.
——Ring ring ring ring...
It was dawn, and the dream woke up.
Huo Minghai touched his face, his hands were full of tears.
——Ring ring ring ring...
He turned off the alarm clock, lay on the bed, closed his eyes, but couldn't sleep again.
Is the dream real, or just a dream?
He felt a little pain in his hand, and when he held it up to his eyes, the marks from the small stones on his palm were still there.
It's not a dream, it's really not a dream!
The big spider heard the movement in the room, and crawled in curiously. The bulge on the bed was trembling violently. The big spider lay down on it, poked the quilt with its claws, and asked him if he was not feeling well.
"It's okay." He stroked the big spider's head.
The big spider followed suit and stroked Huo Minghai's head.
"Zhu Lang, I don't want her to go." Huo Minghai closed his eyes sadly.
The big spider couldn't speak, so he had to touch Huo Minghai's head again.
When the afterimage of General Chen disappeared, why didn't it feel sad?
Later, curator Yun told it that reincarnation is not the end, but a new beginning.
Birth, old age, sickness, and death are the laws of the world.
Although there is always a group of guys who are outside the rules.
The big spider's eyeballs reflected Huo Minghai brightly, and it wanted to tell him that there is no better choice than reincarnation for the soul that is about to be scattered.
"For her, there is no better choice than reincarnation." Huo Minghai actually understood everything. He turned over, hugged the big spider and whimpered.
In the next few days, Huo Minghai never had a dream again. He was so tired that he always slept next to the pillow until dawn.
He didn't know if his mother left or not, and his mother never came to him again. He wanted to go to Hell to ask, but Hell is not a place where he can go whenever he wants. Huo Minghai was outside when the woman guarding the ghost gate came up to get the hawthorn. When he came back, the woman had already left.
The woman knew what Huo Minghai was worried about, so she asked Su Mu to tell him to rest assured that her mother, Po Meng, would take care of it.
On this day, Huo Minghai got off work late, and when he walked into the elevator, he remembered that he didn't buy fast food.
"I don't know if there are any instant noodles at home?" Huo Minghai was thinking deeply, when the slowly closing elevator door was blocked by a hand, the door opened, and a tall man came in carrying a bag of vegetables.
The elevator door slowly closed, leading the two up.
Huo Minghai tilted his head and looked at him.
The pitch-black uniform had the Celcom LOGO printed on it, the side face was well-defined, the wet hair was sticking to the ear, and there were small beads of sweat on the tip of the nose.
"Ashnadu, where's your braid?"
"Call me Du Jiajun." He stretched out his hand and ruffled Huo Minghai's hair, "Your Du Jiajun."
He took out his phone and clicked on it, and sent a photo to Huo Minghai.
Du Jiajun, dressed in military uniform, cast a handsome wink at the screen.
"do you like it?"
"like."
"You like my pigtails, right?"
"Long hair looks good."
"Long hair is for viewing, short hair is for love." Du Jiajun hugged Huo Minghai into his arms, and pressed a kiss on his lips.
Hades had a headache, so he threw the case to the judge and let him take care of it.
Du Jiajun was clearly waiting in line to cross the bridge, but this kind of thing happened.
The reason is very simple. When the guard ABC was bullying several prisoners with a barbed whip, Du Jiajun happened to pass by, and then successfully rescued Xiao Xiami, and sent ABC to the hospital, allowing them to upgrade the hospital's VIP residents.
The matter of Du Jiajun once again caused a sensation in the underworld.
In the hearts of the prisoners, Du Jiajun became a hero. In order to save his companions, he even sacrificed the chance of reincarnation. That feat made them hardcore fans.
Seeing that there are many people begging for mercy, the judge swipes a pen and throws the hot potato into the world for labor reform. In other words, he should work wherever he should go, and the annual salary and bonus will be halved for ABC's medical expenses. compensation.
The signed work contract does not have a time limit. Of course, the so-called time limit depends on the mood of Hades. The hot potato recently will not have a chance to leave the world.
Right in the middle.
Du Jiajun was very happy.
The chef returned, and Huo Minghai ate a gorgeous dinner. After dinner, Huo Minghai watched TV for a while and went to the bathroom to take a shower. The bathroom is next to the kitchen. Du Jiajun, who was washing the dishes, heard the sound of splashing water, and his heart beat involuntarily A few beats faster.
The door opened, Huo Minghai came out warmly, the fragrance of lemon wafted around, Du Jiajun looked back, Huo Minghai had already got into the bedroom.
Du Jiajun put away the washed dishes, took off his apron, and when he went to the bedroom to get his pajamas, he peeked at Huo Minghai.
Huo Minghai was wearing a bathrobe, with his back turned to him, watching a movie with headphones on.
"Want some apples?" Du Jiajun asked.
"Go ahead, I've already brushed my teeth." Huo Minghai concentrated on watching the movie.
Du Jiajun turned Little Apple's face and gnawed on his lips. Before he could react, Du Jiajun had already fled to take a bath.
After taking a shower, the light in the bedroom has been turned off.
There was a lump of quilt on the bed.
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Episode 4 "How to Enjoy the Package"
Du Jiajun sat on the edge of the bed and gently lifted a corner of the quilt.
Huo Minghai face
"Haha, it's very interesting, isn't it? This painting is about the underworld." The silver bell-like laughter sounded, and the young woman stood aside at some point, "Little handsome guy, he looks very familiar?"
"Well, a new order has been accepted."
"Sent to the underworld?"
Huo Minghai nodded.
The woman checked the package, hooked her hands, and asked Huo Minghai to follow her.
There is no fork in the corridor, and it ends after a few turns. At the end is a huge bronze door. The woman sits at the desk by the door and calls him to come and register.
"This, you can't bring it in." She pointed to Huo Minghai's backpack.
After the big spider was put down, it stretched out its claws to hook Huo Minghai.
The woman touched it and said with a smile: "He has a pass, are you still afraid that something will happen to him?" Handed Huo Minghai something, "Hold this well, don't lose it."
"This is……"
"Passport." She pointed to a line of writing.
Up and down, unimpeded passage, and then a signature of Hades.
Huo Minghai is embarrassed.
He thought it was the size of an ID card, but he didn't expect...
What's up with this thing that looks like an Oxford dictionary? !
Various rules and regulations are densely written in black letters on a white background, and it is packed with hundreds of pages. The hardcover hardcover is simply a bedtime book!
"By the way, do you know how to get there?" the woman asked.
Huo Minghai was stunned for a moment, he really didn't know how to get to the Palace of the King of Hell.
"Hey, map, do you want to buy a copy?" Pointing to the price.
Huo Minghai: "..."
"It's a long way from the underworld to see a road sign. A road has diverged, and it won't take a long time to go back."
Trembling, Huo Minghai handed her a hundred-yuan bill, and the woman handed him the map and a 50-yuan coin.
Gollum...
Huo Minghai's stomach made a fuss.
"Are you hungry?" The woman took out a bag of cakes, pointed to the price on it, and said everything without saying a word.
Huo Minghai's saliva was almost drooling, he secretly pinched his thigh, stiffened his neck and said, "I'm not hungry!"
Gululu... my stomach protested.
"How about this, you bring me something for mom, and this bag of cakes will be given to you!" The woman took out a bag of hawthorn tea and candied fruit from the drawer and handed it to Huo Minghai.
Sumu's signature hawthorn product, she wants her mother to try it.
"Your mother is...?"
"You will meet." The woman giggled, "My mother cooks soup by the Naihe Bridge. Everyone calls her Po Meng."
Ma Mian was looking for his lost soul on Huangquan Road. He took it well with him, but he met an old friend and talked a little longer. When he turned around, he found that the soul was gone.
"Damn! Where did he go?!" Ma Mian was so anxious that he turned around in a circle and found a strange little brother in the distance.
Ma Mian shouted aggressively: "Who?!"
The little boy who was eating the cake was yelled at by the horse face, he couldn't hold the cake firmly, and the cake fell to the ground. He hid behind Huo Minghai with his mouth flattened, and looked at the horse face with tears in his eyes.
When Ma Mian saw the little boy, a smile immediately appeared on his face: "Hehe, don't cry, go home with uncle."
As he spoke, he took out a cigarette from his pocket and handed it over.
Huo Minghai: "...is it bad for children to smoke?"
"This is a kind of lollipop! Although there is no ball, the stick is also made of sugar!" Ma Mian squinted his eyes and scanned the handsome boy, "It's so cute, what are you here for?"
"Delivery by courier."
"What about the documents?"
Huo Minghai took out his passport and work card to show him, and Ma Mian snorted, patted the things back in Huo Minghai's hand, bent down and continued to sell to the little boy: "It's delicious."
The little boy clings to Huo Minghai and refuses to follow the horse face.
Huo Minghai is a gentle big brother, he is in the same group as Yan Shi, not only sent him home, but also gave him cake, the little boy turned his face away, hum, don't go with the scary strange sorghum!
"He's afraid of you."
"..." Ma Mian tried his best to force out a soft smile, which made the little boy almost cry out in fright.
"Take off the mask." Huo Minghai couldn't help but suggest, "That face is really weird, if you walk on the street at night, it won't be surprising if you don't scare people out of heart disease."
Ma Mian: "...naturally born."
Huo Minghai: "..."
On the way, Huo Minghai could almost hear the sound of someone's glass heart breaking, someone followed behind silently with a small cake in his mouth, glass shards paved the way, no matter how Huo Minghai coaxed him, he just ignored him.
"Hey, don't be angry." Passed a small cake.
Ma Mian swallowed it in one gulp, and said, "I have a big mouth, don't mind."
"..." Handed over the remaining half bag of candied fruit.
After tasting the horse noodles, the old man confiscated the bag unceremoniously.
There was a fork in the road ahead, Huo Minghai took out the map to check, a coachman passed by, yelling and asking him if he could take a ride.
"No match!" Ma Mian growled angrily.
The coachman was frightened and ran away.
Ma Mian hehe: "Look, I'm scared away."
Huo Minghai: "...I was wrong."
"This way." Ma Mian took the lead on a fork in the road.
"Uh, I'm going to the Palace of the King of Hades..."
"Me too!" Ma Mian pointed at the little boy, "If he hadn't gotten lost, we would have passed by long ago!"
"Where's Mommy?" The little boy tugged at Huo Minghai's sleeve.
"Your mommy is waiting for you in the Palace of Hades." Ma Mian forced a smile, and the little boy was about to cry again.
"That's great, I'll see Mommy soon." Huo Minghai picked up the little boy and followed behind Ma Mian.
The mother and son in Lushui Village are finally going to register to cross the bridge.
The little boy was flipping through the map while eating the cake.
"Do you understand?"
The little boy shook his head: "There are many words I don't know."
"Study hard in the next life, and try to get into a good university." Ma Mian stretched out his hand to Huo Minghai, "Cake."
Naihe Bridge is near Huangquan Road. A middle-aged woman with her hair in a bun is scooping soup. There is a long line of people crossing the bridge. The souls who have drunk the soup float on the bridge. There is a cloud of gray fog on the bridge. The soul went farther and farther, and finally disappeared completely in the thick fog.
When a few souls crossed the bridge, they walked up to an earthen platform and didn't know what to look at. In the end, they drank the soup crying, and the soup entered their throats. Their expressions became blank, and they never looked back when they got on the bridge.
"The earthen platform beside the bridge is called Wangxiang Terrace. From the high platform, you can overlook the human world, and those who cross the bridge can see their family members for the last time on Wangxiang Terrace." After eating a bag of cakes, Ma Mian felt better, and patted the boulder beside him. "This is the Sansheng Stone! Only in the underworld!"
Those guys in the fairy world always want to move the stone to them, but Hades won't give it to them.
Huo Minghai touched it, and it felt the same as a stone in the world, except that the three characters "Sanshengshi" were engraved on it.
If it is a special place, there is only a black mark on the big rock that was burned by cigarette butts.
Needless to say, it is of course the masterpiece of Zheng Chuanchuan.
Po Meng was very happy when she received her daughter's gift, and gave some horse noodles. Before they left, Po Meng suddenly grabbed Huo Minghai and said his name.
Huo Minghai's mother's name.
"She doesn't have much time, if you see her, you have to persuade her." Granny Meng urged.
Du Jiajun was reading newspapers in his office.
Officer Zhang made coffee and gave him a cup.
Du Jiajun is the first prisoner to bring an Iphone back to prison.
Even if there is no internet, no signal, the mobile phone is always in your hand when you are in prison, and you will run all the way to charge it when you play until the battery runs out. What a loyal die-hard fan!
"Jobs will be very touched." Officer Zhang lit a cigarette, and Du Jiajun also wanted one. The two smokers were puffing in the small office.
"Are you new here?" Du Jiajun asked.
"No, the one on duty." Officer Zhang smiled.
"Where's the original guard?"
"I was injured by the prisoner and went to the hospital."
"Oh……"
"You are so powerful, you actually got the power core."
Niutou Mamian loves gossip, and is a well-known loudspeaker in the underworld. Of course they know about Du Jiajun. If they know it, it means that the whole underworld knows.
Du Jiajun contributed a lot to the underworld being able to use electricity. No wonder Hades is so happy.
"It's just to perform the task. In fact, the fortune teller has already arrived."
"This power core...isn't like an ordinary stone."
"Then what do you think it is?"
Officer Zhang was silent for a while, then said, "I think it's a bit like something from another planet... Hehe, don't laugh at me, the earth doesn't have this kind of substance, so I can only think about galaxies outside the sky."
Du Jiajun raised an eyebrow, unable to deny it.
It will take some time for the mobile phone to charge, and the two chatted idlely. Officer Zhang's reasoning ability is extremely strong. In the story of the village, Du Jiajun lamented that there are heavens and people outside the sky, and there are people outside the sky, and the underworld really caught a big smart baby.
When the two were happily telling stories to each other in the room, Huo Minghai was in the Palace of the King of Hades. The judge signed for the two packages and sent him out in person.
The proprietress led the little boy and bowed deeply to Huo Minghai.
This meeting may be the last time.
"Don't worry, they will have a good result, and they will still be human in their next life." The judge opened the door, and a driver outside the door looked at them with bright eyes.
Of course Huo Minghai would not just leave like this. He asked the judge where Du Jiajun was, and said that there was a package to be sent there.
"Du Jiajun, he is at the bottom of hell."
"Huh, hell?"
"The prison in the underworld is called hell for short, but the underworld in the West is also called hell." The judge spread his hands, "The culture is different, but do you really want to go there?"
"Well, give me something."
The route to the prison is not marked on the map.
Du Jiajun and Huo Minghai are both in the same company, and they work under the nose of Hades. The judge is not worried at all, but he has not been in prison for a long time, let alone the bottom of the prison. When he was trying to remember the route, the driver yelled : "I will go, do you want to take a car?"
It's good to have a car, of course!
The judge stared at the coachman: Don't try to meet him face to face, cheat him!
The coachman winked: How dare I dare, do you think I look like that kind of person?
The judge curled his lips: It looks accurate!Is there still less money you cheated on me?
The coachman smiled and patted the back seat, beckoning Xiao Shengrou to get on the car.
Little Raw Meat: "How much?"
The coachman said mysteriously: "Oh, little brother, are you still afraid that uncle will cheat you? I have worked here for hundreds of years, who doesn't recognize me!"
The judge snorted coldly.
Xiao Shengrou rummaged through his wallet, leaving some scattered banknotes and a 50-yuan Ming coin.
The coachman glanced at it: "Only accept coins."
Xiao Shengrou handed him the coin, and the driver happily accepted it: "Take it as a deposit, which department are you from?"
"Tianditong Express."
"Oh, just keep the remaining money in the company's account! It also saves the reimbursement procedures!" The driver's few words made Xiao Shengrou faint. Of course the driver would not give him a chance to think, and shouted, " Sit tight!" Pulling the car, he started to run.
Several guards limped back to the office on crutches.
Lu Fang hurried up to meet him, worried: "Discharged from the hospital? Are you okay?"
Guard A with a bruised nose and swollen face: "Okay! Of course!"
"The whole body is about to be remodeled, it can't be better!" Guard B gritted his teeth, thinking about how to torment the few prisoners who injured them.
Guard C clutched his leg: "Hiss—"
Officer Zhang happened to bring Du Jiajun out, and when he saw them coming back, he said to Lu Fang, "Call work!"
Du Jiajun's mobile phone was charged, he was happy, humming a little song, and when he passed by the guard ABC, he couldn't help but look at it a few more times.
The guard ABC looked at the ceiling with the same expression.
"It's not a serious injury, tsk tsk, look at this bandage, the mummy will cry when he sees it." Officer Zhang joked.
Guard ABC usually likes to play small tricks to bully the prisoners, and he deserves the beating.
What they bullied were weak little shrimps. As for Du Jiajun, a big shark, they didn't have the guts to touch it.
Not long after Du Jiajun and Officer Zhang left, a young courier came in.
"I want to find Du Jiajun."
Guard A: "Du Jiajun?"
Guard B: "That's the one who brought back the power core."
Guard C: "Hiss—"
Guard A, with a cigarette in his mouth, leaned in front of Huo Minghai with an angry face, looked at him again and again, and grinned: "Little brother is a human being? Look at your uniform, you are in the same company as Du Jiajun?"
Guard B sat on the side rubbing his toes: "You look for him, you are really not afraid of death, do you know who he is?"
Huo Minghai was stunned: "What happened to him?"
Guard A: "He is a serious prisoner here. He has been imprisoned here for hundreds of years, and then sent to the human world for labor reform!" He said, focusing heavily on the LOGO on Huo Minghai's clothes with his fingers.
Guard B: "Du Jiajun is his name in the world. We call him General Du here. He was a general outside the Great Wall. He participated in countless battles. By the way, do you know about the massacre of the city? The number of people who died in his hands is even more countless." Qing, the underworld will be overcrowded at that time, I advise you to go back to the human world and live a happy life."
Huo Minghai loosened his clenched fists, trying to calm himself down: "Where is he?"
Guard B played with his leg hair, and nuzzled his chin: "I heard that he is near the Huangquan Waterfall, go straight out, you can find it yourself."
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Episode 3 "How to sign for the package"
"Look, human." One ghost tugged at the other.
"Oh, really."
It is so strange that there are humans coming to such a place!
The two troubled brothers followed secretly.
There is no sunlight in the prison, let alone street lights, and it is dark everywhere, all illuminated by some glowing moss. Huo Minghai found a big glowing mushroom, and when he got closer, it turned out that the mushroom was covered with moss.
"This little brother is pretty smart. He uses mushrooms as lanterns."
The gilded words on the pass reflected light, dazzled the two ghosts for a while.
The two ghosts began to discuss how to get the pass away. It was rare for humans to come in, so of course they had to be bullied.
After discussing and discussing, Huo Minghai has gone far away, and they haven't reached a conclusion yet.
"Knock him over, and the passport will be out of your hands!" The third ghost lurking in the darkness couldn't stand it any longer.
"Smart!" The two ghosts gave a thumbs up.
"Who will hit it?" The fourth ghost hung its head from the tree.
"Whoever proposes it will go for it," said the third ghost.
The brothers and sisters nodded: "Let's go! One by one! Catch him off guard!"
Huangquan Waterfall is one of the wonders of the underworld. It pours down from a tributary of the River of Forgetfulness and falls vertically into the bottom of the underworld. The water pressure is extremely strong. As a natural exit connecting the prison and the underworld, no prisoner has ever dared to escape against the current.
Huo Minghai heard the sound of thundering water from a distance, pushed away the weeds, and a big cliff appeared in front of him, a long waterfall fell from the sky, and the water flow formed a large deep pool. Huo Minghai put the mushroom aside, Hold up the water and look carefully.
He originally thought that Huangquan Waterfall should be yellow, but he didn't expect it to be so clear, the moss on the bottom of the water was shining, and the lake was like a fairyland, and there were groups of small fish swimming over, curiously looking towards Huo Minghai, as if looking at it he.
Huo Minghai washed his face with water, it was clean and refreshed, he put his fingers into the water, and the little fish came around and pecked lightly.
If only I could take a shower in it...
Pfft!Pfft!
The water splashed up, and the two troubled brothers had stripped naked and jumped into the lake, forgetting about the sneak attack on humans.
The two ghosts had a great time playing with the water, and after a while, they remembered a certain human who was hanging aside to dry.
"Oh, I forgot about the important things." I patted my head.
"Drag him into the water."
"It makes sense...hey, won't you come down?"
Huo Minghai was watching happily, when he saw them talking to him suddenly, he couldn't help being stunned, and quickly said that he couldn't swim.
"You don't need to swim, just sink to the bottom."
"I can't sink, we will help you!"
The two ghosts laughed.
Huo Minghai: 囧.
"Hi, handsome guy." A coquettish female ghost covered in perfume sat next to Huo Minghai and winked at him, "Handsome guy looks so fresh, new here?"
"He's not dead yet!" reminded the ghost hanging on the tree.
"Brother, do you want to come and play with my family?" She twirled her fingers on Huo Minghai's chest, "My family will teach you some...happy things...hehe."
Two ghosts in the water: "Bah!"
"Shut up!" the female ghost glared angrily.
Huo Minghai has absolutely no experience in dealing with this kind of scene. The female ghost's big chest was stuck on his arm. She looked calm, but Huo Minghai blushed with shame, and moved to the side uncomfortably. The female ghost has so much knowledge, Seeing at a glance that Xiaoshengrou probably hadn't even touched the girl's hand, she pursed her lips and smiled. In her heart, Xiaoshengrou had quickly escalated into Xiaotenderrou!
The passport that was put aside was secretly kicked away by her.
"Brother, you don't take a bath, and you didn't come to see my slave, so what are you doing here?" Taking advantage of Huo Minghai's inattention, the female ghost imprinted a red lip on his face.
"I...I'm here to deliver the package..."
"Oh? Is it for my servant?" The female ghost lightly bit Huo Minghai's hot earlobe, thinking about how to push down and eat the delicious tender meat.
Just thinking about that scene, the female ghost felt that she was about to lose control.
"Du Jiajun's."
There was silence all around, and N pairs of eyes stared at him.
Damn, what's the situation? !
Huo Minghai was beating drums in his heart.
Also beating the drums were the ghosts watching.
"You know him well?"
Well, colleague, a few words came to my lips, and it became: "Well, friend."
The cold wind blew the female ghost's long hair, and she silently looked at the two ghosts in the water.
You're done, you're done, tut tut!The two ghosts made mouth shapes while pointing behind her.
A man in military uniform stood behind at some point, staring at her almost like ice shards.
"It's a good thing I didn't make a move." One ghost said to the other ghost.
"Fortunately, I'm going to take a shower." Another ghost patted his chest.
The female ghost escaped, and the rest of the ghosts lay in ambush in the woods to watch.
Du Jiajun dipped his hand into the lake to get wet, and wiped it gently on Huo Minghai's face. The female ghost didn't know what brand of lipstick she used, it looked like paint, and it was waterproof!
Huo Minghai touched his face and said forget it, just go back and brush it with facial cleanser.
"Matte?"
"Milk is tender and white."
Du Jiajun hummed: "Should use sandpaper to clean it!"
The two looked at each other, and Huo Minghai was the first to laugh out loud. Du Jiajun was dressed as if he had escaped halfway through filming, and changed his look from head to toe. When he first saw him, Huo Minghai almost couldn't recognize him.
The braids hanging by the ears were decorated with exquisite clasps. Huo Minghai played with them for a while, then tugged gently.
"pain."
"So it's true?"
"You think you can turn on the light by pulling it?"
"Is not it?"
"Could it be?" Du Jiajun brushed his long hair and said with a smile, "Would it be a girl?"
"No mother, it's fair."
Du Jiajun: "...very aggressive?"
Huo Minghai smiled and said, "It means handsome."
"Well, very handsome Gong." Du Jiajun admitted.
The lip marks on his face were too glaring, so Du Jiajun wiped them again, moved his fingers to his ears, and found that there were also lip marks on the earlobe.
The female ghost was a powerful character before she was alive. She was known for her love of tossing around, wandering among dozens of rich people, causing them to commit suicide, and ruining their fortunes. Yes, she lived well in prison, and often ran down from the upper prison to take a shower, but met the handsome little raw meat.
In her career of misfortune, the most failure was that she didn't recognize that her little raw meat was Du Jiajun's little apple.
"Hold it well, don't lose it." Du Jiajun picked up the pass and stuffed it into Huo Minghai's arms, looked at him for a while, and asked, "Where's my package?"
Huo Minghai handed him a courier slip.
Sender: Huo Minghai.Recipient: Du Jiajun.
Du Jiajun was curious, Huo Minghai was empty-handed, except for the big mushroom next to him, there was only a thick pass that looked like a package all over his body, what else was there for himself?Just as he was thinking about it, Huo Minghai stuck the courier slip on himself.
Du Jiajun was stunned.
"Either? Sign for receipt, accept seven days no reason to return and exchange, but no free shipping, dear."
A pen was handed to him.
Du Jiajun didn't answer.
Huo Minghai suddenly felt a little stupid. Du Jiajun had lived for hundreds of years and was still a general outside the Great Wall. During his military career, he must have had many wives and concubines. Maybe his promise to him was just a casual talk.
Huo Minghai put away the pen and got up to leave.
Du Jiajun reached out and grabbed him.
"I want it!" He bit his finger, printed a bloody fingerprint on the receipt column, and solemnly promised, "Never return the product, and never exchange it!"
"Also give a five-star praise."
"Definitely five-star praise!" Du Jiajun hugged Huo Minghai into his arms, and whispered in his ear, "You are my first store, if you don't give five-star, who else can I give it to?"
"The first... shopkeeper?"
Du Jiajun supported Huo Minghai's shoulder, looked into his eyes and smiled, "I'm still a bitch."
Huo Minghai's eyes darkened. When Du Jiajun kissed him, his mind was still buzzing with the other party's words.
——I'm still a bitch.
It means... can he become Du Jiajun's first boyfriend?
Soon, Du Jiajun's criminal (offensive) career was ruined by his first boyfriend.
Of course, this is a follow-up.
During the one-day trip to the underworld, Huo Minghai brought back two things.
A bag of fresh yellow spring fruit, which Du Jiajun took him to pick.
On the tributary of the River of Forgetfulness, there is a huge Huangquan tree. The small fruits on the tree are crystal clear like yellow agates. A group of little ghosts shake the tree, and the fruits fall down.
The two picked and ate them under the tree. The sweet and sour orange flavor was juicy and fresh. Du Jiajun packed a bag for him.
"Ming Hai, wait for me to come back."
But he is a serious criminal. Although he has an amnesty from the King of Hades, if he wants to return to the world, will the King of Hades agree?
"It's okay, I have a solution." Du Jiajun patted Huo Minghai's head.
Huo Minghai didn't know that Du Jiajun's reincarnation would be in a few days.
After waiting for hundreds of years, Du Jiajun finally gave up this opportunity that everyone envied.
But he doesn't regret it.
Who told him not to let go of his little apple?
In addition to Huangquan fruit, there is also a big mushroom. When brought under the light, Huo Minghai can clearly see the colorful colors on the mushroom, as if the palette has been spilled upside down. The woman guarding the ghost gate said that this stuff is delicious for making soup, but Huo Minghai didn't even dare to touch it anymore, so Su Mu took in the disliked big mushroom and planted it in the company's back garden. The arrival of the big mushroom saved the company's street lamps and saved a fortune. Before I had time to be happy, a paper bill appeared on the desk.
The coachman runs errands, does real physical work, and the receipts are all written by hand. There are a lot of talents in the prefecture and a lot of money.
The judge didn't notice, and with a wave of his hand, Huo Minghai's business trip fare receipt was delivered to Zhong Kui's desk, making him bother him.
Zhong Kui looked at the endless Ling, and suddenly felt a mouthful of blood in his throat, and without breathing, he was carried into... the treatment room of Tiandi Pharmaceutical.
Miss Xiaohua said that her own people should take the initiative to contribute to her own family (Tiandi Pharmaceutical is short of experimental subjects), Manager Zhong Kui has a strong physique (faints when fainted), and is overworked (shocked into internal injuries), Tiandi Pharmaceutical Company happens to have a treatment plan (It’s a pity that no one is willing to try it.) It’s the best thing to let Manager Zhong Kui go (to catch the wrong guy). Let’s pray to Manager Zhong Kui and hope that he will recover soon (I hope that group of research madmen will not make Zhong Kui too obvious. ).
Huo Minghai didn't know that he had met the darkest driver of the pit king in the underworld. He still thought that the lady in the car was simple and honest, and she was very kind. He was afraid that he would not have a car on the way back, so he waited at the entrance of the prison. House, but also to take his car.
A gust of cold wind blew by, and Huo Minghai opened his eyes.
As far as he could see was a fog, he knew that he was dreaming again.
"Jiajun? Where are you?"
Huo Minghai walked blankly, surrounded by a vast expanse of whiteness. He reached out his hand, but there was nothing in the mist, and there was no village or store in front of him. Du Jiajun asked him to meet him at the Sansheng Stone after he fell asleep, but in which direction is the Sansheng Stone?
"If you can't find me, I will find you too." That's what Du Jiajun said at the time.
Huo Minghai groped forward, a little scared in his heart, he didn't know if he could meet Du Jiajun in his current dream.
In the dense fog, eager footsteps sounded.
"Who?"
Huo Minghai took a step back vigilantly, stretched out a hand from the thick fog, and grabbed him tightly.
"Ming Hai, it's me." Du Jiajun walked out of the thick fog and came to him.
The two walked hand in hand for a while, the fog gradually thinned, and when they walked out of Huangquan Road, their vision finally became clear.
The Sansheng Stone is still on the edge of the Naihe Bridge, but Po Meng is not there. Instead, there is an old woman with white hair standing there.
"Mom!" Huo Minghai had a sore nose, and was about to run over, but was stopped by Du Jiajun.
"Ming Hai, don't touch her." Du Jiajun said softly.
"why?"
"She's already very weak..." Du Jiajun didn't continue, the trembling in his hands told him that Huo Minghai had already found out.
The mother is only a phantom. If you look carefully, you can see the bridge behind her.
She could no longer condense into a solid body.
Dou Da's tears rolled down, Huo Minghai covered his mouth to prevent himself from crying.
Du Jiajun stood next to the Sansheng Stone, knelt down on the ground with his knees bent, and kowtowed deeply to her. When he raised his head again, the sonorous oath resounded everywhere.
"Sanshengshi testifies that I, Ashinadu, am willing to take care of Huo Minghai. Whether it is good times or bad times, rich or poor, healthy or sick, happy or sad, I will always love him, cherish him, and be faithful to him forever. Far."
The vow of marriage, in Du Jiajun's words, is extremely firm.
He kowtowed deeply again: "I, Ashinadu, will stick to today's oath, and I will definitely be able to stick to today's oath!"
The mother looked at the man kneeling on the ground indifferently, and moved her gaze to Huo Minghai.
Huo Minghai was speechless, he knelt down beside Du Jiajun, and kowtowed to his mother.
Tears rolled down drop by drop, forming small puddles on the ground.
He felt his mother walking towards them, a light wind covered his head, it was his mother touching their heads with her hands.
"Mom." Du Jiajun called out.
"Mom..." Huo Minghai raised his head with tears in his eyes, wanting to take another good look at her, but at this moment, the sound of the alarm clock rang in his ears.
——Ring ring ring ring...
It was dawn, and the dream woke up.
Huo Minghai touched his face, his hands were full of tears.
——Ring ring ring ring...
He turned off the alarm clock, lay on the bed, closed his eyes, but couldn't sleep again.
Is the dream real, or just a dream?
He felt a little pain in his hand, and when he held it up to his eyes, the marks from the small stones on his palm were still there.
It's not a dream, it's really not a dream!
The big spider heard the movement in the room, and crawled in curiously. The bulge on the bed was trembling violently. The big spider lay down on it, poked the quilt with its claws, and asked him if he was not feeling well.
"It's okay." He stroked the big spider's head.
The big spider followed suit and stroked Huo Minghai's head.
"Zhu Lang, I don't want her to go." Huo Minghai closed his eyes sadly.
The big spider couldn't speak, so he had to touch Huo Minghai's head again.
When the afterimage of General Chen disappeared, why didn't it feel sad?
Later, curator Yun told it that reincarnation is not the end, but a new beginning.
Birth, old age, sickness, and death are the laws of the world.
Although there is always a group of guys who are outside the rules.
The big spider's eyeballs reflected Huo Minghai brightly, and it wanted to tell him that there is no better choice than reincarnation for the soul that is about to be scattered.
"For her, there is no better choice than reincarnation." Huo Minghai actually understood everything. He turned over, hugged the big spider and whimpered.
In the next few days, Huo Minghai never had a dream again. He was so tired that he always slept next to the pillow until dawn.
He didn't know if his mother left or not, and his mother never came to him again. He wanted to go to Hell to ask, but Hell is not a place where he can go whenever he wants. Huo Minghai was outside when the woman guarding the ghost gate came up to get the hawthorn. When he came back, the woman had already left.
The woman knew what Huo Minghai was worried about, so she asked Su Mu to tell him to rest assured that her mother, Po Meng, would take care of it.
On this day, Huo Minghai got off work late, and when he walked into the elevator, he remembered that he didn't buy fast food.
"I don't know if there are any instant noodles at home?" Huo Minghai was thinking deeply, when the slowly closing elevator door was blocked by a hand, the door opened, and a tall man came in carrying a bag of vegetables.
The elevator door slowly closed, leading the two up.
Huo Minghai tilted his head and looked at him.
The pitch-black uniform had the Celcom LOGO printed on it, the side face was well-defined, the wet hair was sticking to the ear, and there were small beads of sweat on the tip of the nose.
"Ashnadu, where's your braid?"
"Call me Du Jiajun." He stretched out his hand and ruffled Huo Minghai's hair, "Your Du Jiajun."
He took out his phone and clicked on it, and sent a photo to Huo Minghai.
Du Jiajun, dressed in military uniform, cast a handsome wink at the screen.
"do you like it?"
"like."
"You like my pigtails, right?"
"Long hair looks good."
"Long hair is for viewing, short hair is for love." Du Jiajun hugged Huo Minghai into his arms, and pressed a kiss on his lips.
Hades had a headache, so he threw the case to the judge and let him take care of it.
Du Jiajun was clearly waiting in line to cross the bridge, but this kind of thing happened.
The reason is very simple. When the guard ABC was bullying several prisoners with a barbed whip, Du Jiajun happened to pass by, and then successfully rescued Xiao Xiami, and sent ABC to the hospital, allowing them to upgrade the hospital's VIP residents.
The matter of Du Jiajun once again caused a sensation in the underworld.
In the hearts of the prisoners, Du Jiajun became a hero. In order to save his companions, he even sacrificed the chance of reincarnation. That feat made them hardcore fans.
Seeing that there are many people begging for mercy, the judge swipes a pen and throws the hot potato into the world for labor reform. In other words, he should work wherever he should go, and the annual salary and bonus will be halved for ABC's medical expenses. compensation.
The signed work contract does not have a time limit. Of course, the so-called time limit depends on the mood of Hades. The hot potato recently will not have a chance to leave the world.
Right in the middle.
Du Jiajun was very happy.
The chef returned, and Huo Minghai ate a gorgeous dinner. After dinner, Huo Minghai watched TV for a while and went to the bathroom to take a shower. The bathroom is next to the kitchen. Du Jiajun, who was washing the dishes, heard the sound of splashing water, and his heart beat involuntarily A few beats faster.
The door opened, Huo Minghai came out warmly, the fragrance of lemon wafted around, Du Jiajun looked back, Huo Minghai had already got into the bedroom.
Du Jiajun put away the washed dishes, took off his apron, and when he went to the bedroom to get his pajamas, he peeked at Huo Minghai.
Huo Minghai was wearing a bathrobe, with his back turned to him, watching a movie with headphones on.
"Want some apples?" Du Jiajun asked.
"Go ahead, I've already brushed my teeth." Huo Minghai concentrated on watching the movie.
Du Jiajun turned Little Apple's face and gnawed on his lips. Before he could react, Du Jiajun had already fled to take a bath.
After taking a shower, the light in the bedroom has been turned off.
There was a lump of quilt on the bed.
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☆、Special episode 4 "How to enjoy the package"
Episode 4 "How to Enjoy the Package"
Du Jiajun sat on the edge of the bed and gently lifted a corner of the quilt.
Huo Minghai face
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