I'm strong, I know

[The meme on the Internet is true so that you can understand it]

[Gog God doesn’t act in stand-up comedy, it’s a shame]

【If I were his friend, I would just push him to bed】

[Welcome to men?The dog god is mighty! 】

[What else can the current male anchor do besides selling corruption?Playing around the edges? 】

[That is to say, other people like each other together, and you are trying to get attention and earn traffic, can you show some face? 】

[Upstairs, to be honest, it’s been more than a year since I watched Gouzi’s live broadcast, and this is the first time a boy’s voice appeared in his live broadcast room, and he also explained that this is a good friend]

[Secondly, God of Dogs has been on the air for more than a year, and we haven't even shown our patrons' faces, so how can we play around the edges? 】

[Also, my son is not short of your traffic]

[400 million fans and 300 million black fans, are you ashamed to claim that you are very good here? 】

[I talk about others every day, and I never see myself getting into the KPL. If you can go to the KPL arena, I'll send you my head]

Chen Mo spent 100 yuan to redeem his mobile phone from Qi Lie. As soon as he took the mobile phone, the game was matched into it.

With a high score and late at night, the queuing time is naturally very long.

"It's funny. If two boys have a better relationship, they are gay. It is natural for two girls to go to the bathroom hand in hand. Your glasses are not very good. I suggest you change them."

"Is it the KPL stadium? It's not impossible to go, but I'm not really interested in your head. Think about it, you sent a head in a cardboard box. Just imagining that bloody scene is disgusting. "

[Worthy of being the king of mouth, scolding people with enthusiasm]

[Hehe, if you have the ability to brag, force yourself to go, and make excuses for yourself everywhere, cowards are cowards]

Chen Mo smiled and ignored this person.

This person's level of spraying people is not good at all.

If it was me, I would be so scolded that I couldn't find where my mother was.

By the time Chen Mo reached the first place, Qi Lie had already fallen asleep on his beanbag sofa.

Potatoes are aggrieved.

After all, that's where it's been sleeping all along.

Now it is occupied by Qi Lie.

Even dogs are bullied.

Chen Mo kicked Qi Lie, and Qi Lie changed his position and continued to sleep.

These days, he has been avoiding his mother Shen Chu's pursuit, and he has not slept well in hiding. In Chen Mo, he still has a little peace of mind, at least he can sleep well.

Chen Mo vacated a corner of the sofa for Tudou, and Tudou was extremely reluctant to lie down on it. He still prefers to sleep on the lazy sofa.

The kennel is just a decoration for it.

After washing up, Chen Mo went back to the room and lay down, took out his phone and checked Weibo for a while.

DOL's official blog has 10000+ daily views, of which no less than [-] were contributed by Chen Mo.

But he didn't see what he wanted to see.

He also went in to read DOL Alex's Weibo, but the latest one was still a month ago.

Still a very official ad link.

He clicked on DOL·royal's Weibo again, and the screen was full of boyish breath.

Just as saucy as he is.

This was Chen Mo's only pertinent evaluation of Yu Xiu.

Chen Mo found a photo with Jiang Neighbor as he wished.

All five people from DOL are actually in this picture.

Jiang Neighbor was playing with his mobile phone, Ding Shu was drinking tea, He Ye and Yu Xiu were fighting over the mobile phone, only Cong Su was training hard.

He liked looking at Jiang Neighbor's face very much.

No way, never get tired of it.

The side face with a distinct jaw line makes him unable to extricate himself every time.

The cropped head gave him a bit of a rough look.

This made Chen Mo even more unable to move his eyes away.

After licking his face for a while, Chen Mo thought of Qi Lie who was fighting for territory with Tudou. Fortunately, his father and mother did not participate in the farce between Qi's father and mother Ye and Ye's father.

He is sure that he likes men.

It can't be said that he likes men, after all, Qi Lie, a doggy man, has been hanging around him for so many years, and he doesn't have the slightest interest in him.

To sum up, I just like Jiang Lin's face, and his hands.

When the screen was locked, Chen Mo saw Cong Su's face.

Well, he doesn't like Sue.

The way Su looked at Jiang Neighbor made him very uncomfortable.

That look seemed to be looking at his own belongings.

After living for 18 years, Chen Mo hates the things he likes being coveted by others.

So he talks the most, the first is Yu Xiu, who really eats, and the second is Cong Su, a single in DOL.

Early the next morning, just as Chen Mo opened the door to go out, he almost tripped over the potato squatting on the ground.

"Potato, what are you doing here?"

Tudou looked at Chen Mo with a simple and honest face, groaned and wagged his tail for a long time, one person and one dog couldn't come to an agreement, so Chen Mo simply left Tudou and went to the bathroom to wash up.

"Chen Mo, I'm hungry."

The sudden sound scared Chen Mo so much that the toothbrush in his hand almost fell to the ground. He turned his head in shock and saw Qi Lie appearing at the door of the bathroom with a chicken nest on his head.

"Are you fucking trying to scare me to death!"

Chen Mo spit out the foam in his mouth, kicked Qi Lie out of the bathroom.

Chen Mo is going to do a big event today, but he can't be scared to death by Qi Lie.

Thinking about the board he was going to suffer today, Chen Mo's whole body started to ache.

"Chen Mo, we are going to report in a few days. How do you plan to go? Airplane or high-speed rail? Let's go together!"

Chen Mo was making breakfast, and when Qi Lie smelled the smell of fried eggs, he ran over shaking his head like potatoes.

"Go on the plane, just ask my dad to give me a plane ticket!"

Qi Lie sat on the edge of the dining table and took an apple and gnawed on it, "It's better for your parents, don't interfere with any of your freedom, you can do whatever you want, envy and hate me."

Chen Mo pursed his lips, and continued to turn over the fried eggs in the pan, wishing his parents were as easy-talking as Qi Lie thought they were.

Today, if you enter the gate of Chen's house vertically, you will probably come out horizontally.

"Eat, get out of here quickly after you're done eating, I have important things to do today, don't hinder me."

Chen Mo quickly gave Qi Lie an fried egg, and then threw him two slices of toast, "Go to Ye Qingran and ask for shelter, your parents will never expect you to be with Ye Qingran."

Qi Lie gave Chen Mo a blank look, ate the dry toast angrily, and said viciously, "I, if I go to Ye Qingran, believe it or not, you won't be able to see your lovely brother me tomorrow!"

"No, it doesn't matter to me whether I see you or not. I still have one less person who can eat."

Chen Mo didn't think about brotherhood at all.

After leaving Qi Lie alone at home, Chen Mo went downstairs and swept a shared car towards the Chen family compound.

He didn't know much about whether he could win three years from Lao Chen.

He plans to suspend school first, and then go to school to continue his studies after fulfilling his wish.

Before the college entrance examination, he mentioned this matter to Chen Ma, and Chen Ma meant that as long as Lao Chen agreed, she would not interfere.

Chen Ma has always treated Chen Mo in a free-range way, but she never cared less than half a cent, especially never letting Chen Mo do things he didn't like to do, which made Qi Lie very envious.

But it was because of Chen Ma's way of raising him that Lao Chen was much stricter on him.

Today is Lao Chen's 63rd birthday party, so the chances of getting permission for mentioning this matter at the dinner table may be higher.

Thinking about Old Chen's face that was about to turn green from his own anger, Chen Mo touched his nose in embarrassment, and it happened that this action betrayed his gloating.

Let you have another younger brother who will take over your class after you have been trained to become a talent. If you don't listen, what will happen, you are stupid!

But in all fairness, Chen Mo felt that the son he made was actually quite conscientious.

It's also the first time he's a son, right? How could he not be a little bit rebellious?

In kindergarten, Qi Lie took the other boys in the class and ran after the little girl all over the garden. He was earnestly learning abcd from Teacher Xiao Song.

When I was in elementary school, Qi Lie took the other male students in the class to fish and catch shrimps in the creek in the undeveloped land in the west of the city. When he was studying the multiplication table taught by Teacher Xiaoye seriously.

When he was in junior high school, Qi Lie took the boys in his class to skip classes, masturbating in Internet cafes, and imitating those bosses in the alleys.

When I was in high school, Qi Lie frantically thought of a way to get a few friends of mine to help me prove that I had studied hard, but my brain couldn’t learn the fact that I got an eighth grade. Old Chen's.

Relying on these great achievements, Lao Chen can't refute his own face. Anyway, this is the first time, and he wants something.

When I got home, Chen's mother was trying on clothes. Today, the relatives of Chen Er and Chen San's family will also come. It is inevitable that there will be some comparisons between these women.

First, compare how much your husband earns, then compare how your daughter and son are doing in school, and then compare which 211985 my son and my daughter were admitted to in the college entrance examination this year.

When it’s over, continue to compare the price of the dress I’m wearing today. The earrings are limited to this bag by the jewelry store, and it’s also the only one in the world. I’m reluctant to buy the high-heeled shoes on my feet. My husband bought it for me because he insisted that I look good in it. .

After the outfit comparison, I continued to compare the makeup. What brand is my lipstick? How much is it worth? It looks so pretty.

……

Wait, Chen Mo has seen so many such comparisons at family gatherings these years.

Fortunately, he is more competitive, the college entrance examination scores are good, the school he admitted to is also very good, and the major he enrolled is also quite fashionable. Mama Chen has blown some of it this time, but Mama Chen must know the disappointment after the blowout.

So she is hanging all the clothes, pants, shoes, earrings, necklaces, bracelets, and rings that old Chen spent a lot of money on.

"Mom, did you use that bottle of Lanyin perfume that my dad bought for you?"

Chen Mo approached Chen Ma, took the clothes she couldn't hold in her hand, and smelled them.

The author has something to say:

Chen Mo: Are you stupid!Grandpa can fly! !

ps: I am so afraid of being scolded by others when I write this... I don't mean it at all, I am trembling.