The Three Thousand Harem of the Fake Empress

"Baili... your skills... are getting better and better."

"Guess why?"

"Why?" Qiao Jiuyou asked panting.

Bai Lian held her in her arms, her fingertips were moving, she smiled: "I'm sorry, I mistook you for her."

"Haha, it's interesting! It's really interesting!" Qiao Jiuyou looked at people lovingly: "I pretended to be Murong Anran, and you pretended to be Ye Huihui. We kissed so deliciously, but it wasn't because of an affair at all. .”

"Cheating is based on love. Your Highness doesn't love me, and I don't love you. If you steal it, it won't be fun." Bai Li Anan waved his hands and continued to give skills, "The villain can think badly of Ye Huihui. We were locked together, and she beat me, scolded me, and refused to touch me. Since I ate her last time, I thought to myself, that body is really incomparable, and it always attracts people to commit crimes.

Strangely, if a person does a bad thing and does it a second time, he will not feel heinous. "

"She won't touch you?"

"Yes, even a kiss."

"Fool," Qiao Jiuyou raised her face, half-closed her moist eyes, and said with enjoyment, "You can't slap her? Whip her? If you are stubborn, you should be beaten to death."

"My hands are almost crippled, and my strength is far from surpassing hers. I can only imagine it..." Bai Li Anan kissed the other party's chin and said: "Besides, I am your dog. Without your permission, how can I dare to eat other food?" .”

"Good, really good!" The regent was very satisfied, "In this regard, you are much better than Murong Anran."

Bai Lian hooked Master's lips, teasingly, "I will follow your temperament, and I will never go against your dragon scales!"

"Baili...I will reward you."

"I don't want any rewards, I just want to spend every night with Ye Huihui."

"Keep an inch!" Qiao Jiuyou lightly reprimanded: "I wanted to reward you all night, but you want every night. You are so insatiable, but... a bit like me."

……

The charcoal fire in the room was crackling, Qiao Jiuyou was wearing a gold silk dragon pattern underwear, sitting cross-legged on the bed, holding a letter in his hand.

Bai Lian knelt on the ground respectfully.

"Baili, do you know what I'm holding?"

"The little guy doesn't know."

Qiao Jiuyou shook the paper, "This is An Ran's resignation."

"The general's resignation." Bai Lian raised his head and said vigilantly: "Your Highness can't promise her, how can she and Qiao Yulan stay and fly together, who will repay your longing for many years."

"So, this letter of resignation has always been in my hand." Qiao Jiuyou sneered, rubbing the black words with the back of his hand, "Look at this word, it's so smooth and vigorous, it's nourished by so much water."

Bai Lian thought for a moment, and asked tentatively, "Your Highness, let them hang out at the border... every night?"

"What can I do, I can't abandon everything and seek death." Qiao Jiuyou turned cold, expressionless, "Anran will never show mercy when she sees me, she will definitely avenge Ji."

"So, how do you deal with them?"

"I want to deal with it, and I have already taken action." Qiao Jiuyou looked at the void, gritted his teeth, and said, "Qiao Yulan can't get what I can't get, but I don't want to die peacefully, so I can only let Qiao Yulan go to hell alone."

"But His Majesty is at the border, protected by a great general, and it's not easy to assassinate him."

Qiao Jiuyou raised his head and sneered, "Assassination? Do you think I, Qiao Jiuyou, would use such despicable means?"

"An aboveboard method seems to be..." Bai Lian was lost in thought.

"It's not easy to start a war in the frontier, the Ximan clan was beaten into a group of grandchildren by An Ran long ago.

But there are no absolutes. If there is a remnant of 3000 people left, if I give them 10 taels of gold, [-] weapons, a set of checkpoint maps, and two or three weak places. "

Qiao Jiuyou smiled triumphantly, got up and walked to the candlelight, leaned on the resignation letter, and the flames began to engulf it instantly. In the bright light, she asked back, "Do you think they will start a war just around the corner?"

"This...this is..."

Bai Lian was shocked, she never thought that Qiao Jiuyou would dare to do this!How dare you trample on the lives of Yuqiong people at will!

"This is collaborating with the enemy and treason." The black and white words were burned to ashes. Qiao Jiuyou rubbed the dust with his fingers, and said calmly, "collaborating with the enemy and treason is a capital crime, but who can punish me? Who can punish the future empress?" What about the crime? No!"

Bai Lian suppressed his beating heart, and cautiously persuaded: "If you can't hold on, and the iron hooves head east, it will be the capital that will suffer."

"No need to worry, just lose the lives of some untouchables." Qiao Jiuyou looked at the void and calculated: "The foreign race is already empty, and they can't stand a beating. In this way, they have earned blood."

"Even so, His Majesty cannot be killed. The general must protect him well."

"She can't protect her." Qiao Jiuyou squatted down, patted Bai Lian'an's head, and sneered, "Fool, I prepared a bowl of food for the general, and half a bowl of Mafeisan was mixed in it."

Bai Li Anan understood instantly. She was astonished and said in a trembling voice: "Little man... I understand."

Qiao Jiuyou said with great interest: "The next thing is for you to say. You are right, and I will reward you for spoiling that fool every night."

How could Baili An'an have any interest in being happy with Ye Huihui? She was shocked by the other party's viciousness, and boldly guessed, "The general went to the battlefield after a cup of tea. No chance to commit suicide.

At this time, the enemy army clamored to ask the general's beloved to come forward to exchange, as an expedient measure, His Majesty was willing to exchange, just waiting for the strength of the medicine to pass away.However, the barbarians took advantage of this time to kill His Majesty with a knife. "

Qiao Jiu listened quietly, and at the end, she slowly opened her eyes, "Probably right, I will make some minor changes later."

"how?"

The regent smiled softly, and talked eloquently, "I want the barbarians to skin Qiao Yulan after he's been imprisoned, and then skin and cramps him. Human|skin, give it to me. As a congratulatory gift for the new emperor's ascension to the throne, I will make a painting and trample on it every day. "

Bai Li Anan couldn't help trembling, his face suddenly turned pale.

"Hey, don't be afraid, this is the end of taking my love, it's none of your business."

"So, if the general commits suicide, what should he do?"

"Suicide?" Qiao Jiuyou stood up and said joyfully, "She hates me so much that she will break her oath and go back to the capital to kill me, and I have already spread a net in the capital, so come and catch a turtle...

Afterwards, the iron chain dungeon imprisoned him, and the soft scripture powder is good. I will trample on the general who can't lift the chopsticks.If the medicine is not effective, the magician will make her lose her memory.Amnesia doesn't work, just let him become a fool, don't you just let me play around?At that time, I will have sex with Qiao Yulan on her skin. "

It has to be said that Bai Lian'an was frightened by Qiao Jiuyou's madness, and his body couldn't stop shaking, "Your Highness, good trick."

"This is not a good method, but it is a bit vicious."

"Your Highness, if you say this, you are not afraid that I will inform you?" Bai Lian asked.

The Prince Regent laughed. It was the funniest thing she had heard this year.

"I'm dead, do you think Ye Huihui can leave the capital alive?" Qiao Jiuyou waved her hand, exhausted by the hearty affair, she said disdainfully: "People are always selfish, you want to do your best Protect her, I can see that.

Even if there is a chance to inform you, you will not take the risk, not to mention, there is no chance at all. "

Bai Lian fell on the ground and kowtowed heavily, "What Your Highness said is that I will not give up Ye Huihui for the sake of Qiao Yulan. The former has nothing to do with me. The latter, I will keep my mouth shut for her life and death."

"Okay, let's go down, take the soft scripture powder, and play with her hard."

"Yes..." Bai Lian stood up and exited.

There was heavy snow, and Bai Lian wrapped her plain robe tightly and trudged in the snow. She couldn't help but express her deep sympathy to the couple. Tears fell into the air, swept by the strong wind, and finally hit the ground, splashing into sludge.

As Qiao Jiuyou said, she would not take huge risks to inform her.

Qiao Yulan was ungrateful and ungrateful to herself.

Ye Huihui is the pillar of Yu's life.

Of course, even people who are as small as the dust will one day grow poisonous ivy.

Fortunately, Bai Lian has found the only way to kill Qiao Jiuyou.